Prison Bae

I missed you all so much. I had to take a couple of weeks off just to refresh myself to give y'all some new and in great content. And also I launched Reckless Discussions, which you can check out every Wednesday seven pm on my YouTube channel. That's me, my little baby father, my cousin London, and my brother Prince Yea. All were talking about the same type of ship that we talked about here, but different topics. It's just reckless, all in the same. So for the first episode of

this season, I bought back a fan favorite, y'all. Let us girl my sister say what's up? Shat is dummies, yea, hey, y'all, here she go, Hey, y'all, yo, yo, what the hos y'all know, y'all know, she always want to know what the holes that now Lesson this episode, we're gonna talk about jail niggas. We're gonna talk about jail niggas. And you felt that, ain't you? So huh so I'm guessing you've dealt with a jail nigga too. I never personally like dealt dealt with like dated or you don't know,

the Joie jail nigga, but I am. I try to call himself being a good friend sometime, and I really feel like these jail niggas feel like they're entitled. Oh yeah, that's a lot of them. And the jail nigga I'm speaking of. You know of him, your homeboy? You ain't my homeboy no more. He's a clown. You didn't started making me right? The nigga and ship like he like

for real, was sending five page letters to everybody. I swear when the last time I talked to him my phone, he was like, yeah, I'm on the phone with just Larious sister. Yeah, yeah, you know the funny girl like boy, shut the funk up, oh my god, being a clown, being a clown listening. He wrote me a couple of times. Right. I never wanted to funk with him, and he knew that. He just wanted somebody to talk to, you know, always

as all of them as all jail niggas. You know what I'm saying, You're you and there you see the same niggas every day, you mean whatever. So it's just like, all right, I saw right. You know this was years ago, like three years ago, No, not even it was. It wasn't, No, it was longer than that. It was because he'd been in there since two thousand nine. Yeah, so you were still more of a more so of a kid, right, Okay, Well then I wasn't just hilarious that I am today.

I was. I was growing into that, okay. And it went from us just being cool to one of his letters was just like, yo, you know when I come home, like you know what I'm saying, I want you to be with me. I want to be able to be a good stepdad to Ash like I love you, like what the fun I'm like, Yo, I am a baby compared to you, like I like it was on some little Sister big brother ship at first, and then it was on some y'all, it's some things I want to do to you want to come home. I'm like, first

of all, Kelly, you ain't never coming home girl? How about that? But what was the situation with y'all? So his name is Chris. His name is Chris. We all had one of those it's it's a million Chris is out here, so y'all don't know exactly we talked about. Um. So his name is Chris, and we met on my Space back in the day, like back in the day when you was on my Space and then sucking tow and I was just like, get that off my Space and you block. Oh my god. It was I was

like my first little semi nude. I was like, get that. Oh my god. So y'all mat on my space, bitch, what's your little fucking BlackBerry or whatever? The little no kid? Like it was a no kid. So anyway, I met him on my Space and he was like I've seen you before and he's like, you work in security squad mall and I was like yeah, he was like I've seen you where he working? I was like, I worked in Shoe City I'm working in the shoe store, so he you know, he stopped coming, you know, to see

me or whatever. He was. He was kind of cute, you know, I'm gonna give him that. He you know, he was cures or whatever. I had a thing for Dreds back then or whatever. He was cute, So Boom met him. We became friends, and I guess we called ourselves like trying to like each other, but we never like, we never hooked up. We never hooked up, like, we never had sex. So we're just like all, you know whatever. And then one day I think we were actually going to but then it just it just didn't happen. I

was just like, yeah, this ain't right. I'm gonna just leave. So I left out and literally just left out. And I guess he had an attitude. He had an attitude about that. So he gets locked up. Um January of two thousand nine, he committed a murder. Whatever he nigga kills somebody, kills somebody. He kills somebody, and he's saying, got my address. You never said that was the crump. He never said that was the fun No, I ain't know. He kills him Mike who he killed his cousin. Mistake.

Oh how Apparently it was like a situation where it was like a a tussle that they got into you with some people and he shot his cousin. Bo misteake. Okay, all right, so we made a mistake and killed this guy. Yeah, and everybody was like under the influence at the club party or Lando something. Okay, So I got you, I got you. You know, it's it's a fund up situation. Definitely is okay. But his aunt was straight like give him life. His aunt was just l yeah, it's a child,

you know. So she was that's my child, and that was not coming back. That was one of his favorite cousins. And so imagine how it sucks him up. Yeah. So he you know, he is, he's miserable as fuck. He's miserable. He yeah, he's he's in there. Um. So over the years, you know, I've tried to be a good friend, you know, just because I know you're in there. I don't mind talking to you. I'm putting the mother money on new books. So every time he calls me, he's paying for these calls.

So I'm like, okay, he's paying for the calls. I can talk to you I don't mind. You know, I love to talk, so you know it's it's nothing to me. So you know, I talked to him and over the years, every time you turn around he's like, oh, you know, how you doing or whatever. You know, I end up mentioning something about somebody I'm dating or whatever. He tried to act fake happy for me, but then write me a letter like, I hope that ship don't work out.

I hope you catch AIDS like dam like, hey, Yo're not laughing at any AIDS victims, Yes, not at all, but what the fun yo? Yo? Like you were just fake happy for me on the phone. He gonna write me a lot of light damn. So and tell me how you really feel, like the sadness. I hope you catch AIDS because you you with this, like, but this is the thing. What the fund can he be for you? Inside? Nothing stay talked about. I got money. I got all the oodles and noodles. I got Xbox in my cell.

Xbox sounded like a motherfucking college student like sious. I got all the noodles in my dorm. I got the hottest game, all the flavors and noodles. We don't eat them out head, Well we do. Did you have to eat them like that? That's that's a gourmet meal for you, you know, not shipping on you. But don't ever fucking come at me like that, right like and then like so then I actually went to visit him. Remember he

tried to get you. He's like, oh he like Jesse, Jesse, you don't want you to, you know, come out head and visit me. He was like, yeah, I cut you know, come from all day, Yo, was fall as funk away, had the drop two and a half hour to get out there. So I finally went out there one day. I went out there on family day for him one time, you know, just because you know, I felt like family

or whatever. This nigga like trying to like come at me like she trying to kiss me, and don't like back then burns them in front of the other jail niggas, Like, oh my god, trying to in front of the other jail niggas. Why would you ever trying to lean And so y'all never talked about that before. You never never Yo, when you come up here, I might kiss you know. He didn't say none of that because I would have been like, y'a I'm gonna just stay home ya you

would have said it's just gonna stay on. Yeah. And I want to cat my ass because I'm trying to burst you in from the jail niggas, because then they're gonna point at you and laugh. Are you in the hall like that bitch? Backed up? Like yo? Yeah, And that's how they that's how they be, Like you, Ben, you can be fighting and then because they joking you because you got backed up on like damn, hold up, hold up. I know the ship getting good, but listen to just a couple of seconds of a commercial. If

you love me, you'll listen, all right. So after he you know, sat there and was like, oh, you know, I hope we catch the age and stuff, I'm like, look, don't you ain't no friend because I don't at talking to me like that. Don't fucking communicate with me, don't write me, don't call me. I actually blocked this jail. Yes,

I told him I ain't talked to him. Maybe like a year or something like that went by, or maybe more than that, and then he comes back around sending a letter man, Shay, I'm so sorry, you're like one of my best friends. Blah blah blah blah blah. Oh worry, so he must have pissed everybody else off. And then you try to roll back around to me because you know that I enjoyed talking and it's usually like that

in jail. I mean that ship is like that out here too, but definitely in jail because they really have nobody but the people that they're in their wit, you know what I mean. So when and he gets sold, that's one thing I didn't notice about him. He has a short ferd Like he gets so fucking angry real

quick and and just switched. Like you just said, have you ever known him to be in a relationship with somebody like while he was in there, because so apparently he's had you know, several women that he's been communicating with, Yeah, that he's been communicating with that he's been in relationships with where he's like, oh, you know, this girl is going to be my home plane. Like I feel like

and all act you wealthy. I feel like the goal of a jail nigga is to find a bit that they could come home to, just so they can have somewhere to stay because normally when they get out, they have to be on like I guess house and rest of something like yeah, what house you going house? You know when they come in something. But normally, oh yeah, I forgot to do have halfway houses. Yeah they don't sucking halfway house. You're trying at home. But that's not

a lot of to everybody. Everybody is not allowed to do that, you know what I'm saying, Like, no, it is no halfway house for something. It depends on your charge or you know what I'm saying, or like like does he work in there? Does he ever working in there? So he was working, He was working at one point, but I feel like he every time you turned around,

he's sucking up in there. But you have to have good behavior in order to have, you know, any kind of work in prison, and every time you turned around, he sucking up, Like nigga, you're never gonna come home. Like I know, you know, I've heard the people getting time, like taking away for having good behavior and stuff like that. But it's just like if you can't be good, like you're grown ass man, Like what somebody gonna tell you, Okay, Chris, be good, you might can go home early. Be good?

Like why do you why does the motherfucker have to tell you that he likes to have his ego stroke to you know what I'm saying. Like I noticed like when even when he will be talking to me on the phone, and because he used to always get people to call me when I wouldn't right back right away, he would get people to call me like and I'm like, yo, don't know what it is. I don't give it anybody my number, but I'm like, I gave you my number so you can put it on the list, and getting

niggas to call me like what the funk? And these people know who I am? You know what I mean? So like the fun you think anybody listening? And then my voice is very distinctive, my fucker's I am. So I would notice that he loves for his ego to be stroked, like like he just likes like excessive compliments and ship right like oh, yo know you know you want to know you're a good nigga or like you you this, that and the other, like I know you

you know. He sent me pictures one time and I'm just like, oh he was like yeah, like what you see Damn you don't need say nothing like stuff sucking Will Smith? Yeah, yeah, like he like usually been just to be telling me like I look, you know what I mean, Like, you don't need to say ship because I don't look at you like that. Don't look at you. It's like a big brother or a fake cousin or something like that. Like so what got you to the point where you don't talk to him at all? Right now?

So you know, over time, like I said, every time you turn around, he you know, he's doing something, doing something, doing something. So but you always forgive him. I always forget to take your while. But yeah, but I always go back because what I sit there and I try to realize is I try to realize this nigga is he's going through a lot. He's miserable. He's been imprisoned

since January of two thousand nine. Like, so, you know, I try to understand, like, man, probably great, I probably be zapping to flipping out on people if I was behind a wall for all this time. So I try to, you know, be a little understanding. But it's but so much I'm gonna because right because you gotta understand, these people didn't do this ship to me. I did this ship to myself. And so she don't have to you have to he gotta understand, like he has to have discernment,

like she don't have to be talking to me. I don't have to answer the phone. And you know, I'm doing you a fucking favor, you know what I'm saying. So like I'm out here, you're in there living my fucking life, and you know, trying to be a friend to a nigger to keep blowing up on me in jail like you you keep burning bridges. So so the last time, which was actually a few weeks ago, he called me, and you know how normally answered the phone,

I greet like, yo, yo, where the holes at whatever? Whatever? You know, So he called and I didn't. I didn't greet him that way. I'm like, hey, what's going on here? Like damn, you're good? And I was like I'm here. He's just like what's wrong? And I was just like, um, I just saw online that chest Chris missed and committed suicide.

And I was sad about that. You know, it's sad in me because I'm a suicide survivor and yeah, and it's just like I'm sitting there, I'm like, damn, you know I read that it said that her mother said that she had wrote a note or whatever. SICI I know the last time I tried that, I did the same thing. That's when you was up in comming who was on an ambulance with me? You like, after I wrote, you know, I wrote, I wrote, I wrote letters. You know,

I really was. I wasn't trying to be here, so you know, but God wasn't ready for me to be with Yeah, he wasn't ready for me to be away from away from this world, and he allotted me more time. So what's sad in me? Was like, Damn, I met her. I met her when I was with you with that with the cam Newton keeping up, keeping up. Yeah, yeah, but yes you did me and she pictures with her videos like she was just you were y'all were talking for the longest time. Yeah, she she was just so

she just seems like just a ball of energy. She's so sweet. She's just a pretty girl, you know. And I was I was joking, was joking talking about so how are you going? How are you gonna play kickball? Boots? She was just so cute, you know what I mean, like not boojee, not stuck up, very down to earth, and like my sister said, she loved to talk, so she talked to this girl the whole fucking event. I think that's the day you got fine, because you wasn't the whole damn time. I'm like, yo, you have to

get me to the car. You're talking to Missnedo girl. No, I was talking to Tori Smith when he was talking bad. She just loved talking talking people. And sometimes you know, you got people that talk to they'd be like, I wish this my getaway. People would be really into our conversations because I got something to talk about. This the fun you got me sitting there when this motherfucker carefully pockets got to talk about episode. You're right, so you was.

You were telling him that you were stressed out about that that I was sad. You know. I ain't like I was sitting there boo who crying or nothing like that, but it's just like I felt, I felt that you didn't with it. Yeah, And he was just like, what then are you said for? And I'm just like, damn. I was just like, well, I'm sad because I've been there before, and so many things just went through my mind, like is she getting help? You know? Ever since that

incident with me, I've been getting help. I haven't had any thoughts like that anymore. And I'm just like, damn, I wish she had more time. I wish she had somebody to talk to. And that's all the things that was just going through my mind, Like damn, like I wish I could have reached out to her or something, you know, just just anything, because it's just like you never know, you never know what people are going through. This bitch ass nigga gonna say, why the funk are

you said? Because she made that decision, she chose to kill herself, you're still here and she's not. That's her fault. I'm like why it was just like that is the most insensitive ship you could say about somebody who took their life, Like, you never know what people are going through. You never know what that girl was going through, what demon she was fighting, what struggle she like and was encountering, nothing like you don't know, and you're the last person.

Bit you killed your cousin, girl that whether it was by mistake or what the funk a nigga, you killed your cousin, You can't say ship. You're so miserable that you're gonna say some ignorant ship like that. As a friend, I feel like he should have been uh sympathetic. He should have been like, oh, you know, damn you know that, you know that's said, you know, just just keep your head and her family. He felt that way. It's the certain ways to say it. Yeah, you don't say ship

like that, my nigga. Now we got a commercial and if you click off of this podcast, I swear I'm gonna beat your ass. Listen. So then I didn't even get off the phone with him right away. I'm like, Chris, that's really insensitive, Like, don't say that. That's ignorant, you know, Like you know, I'm real sensitive when it comes two things like this, like don't do that. You can't tell me what the fun to talk about. I'm gonna keep talking about this ship and guess somebod I'm gonna hang

up on your ads booth. And I hung up on them and I blocked them, like don't you know, don't do that. So then and this is like I was like over overly a good friend, Like he had me make his fucking cell buddy send me pictures of his cell buddy, had me make his cell buddy a Gmail

in a in a damn Instagram page for what. I don't know all these jail niggas want Instagram pages, but it is what had me make his cell buddy Instagram page, take pictures of the pictures or whatever, and was like, you know, just send the pictures back when you get a chance. I'm like, all right, so I feel like this is the time to send them back. Since I didn't cut you to off, I could have just threw the pictures away and making ell buddy like brash your

head up against the metawest toilet, Nigga, where my pictures? Hey, y'all you're fighting. You're not over the motherfucking pictures. You don't know. You know, I'm niggas like I'm gonna prunt them out for you. But you know, so I sent it back, and I sent it with a little letter and I'm typed yped it because I hate writing, so I typed it and I was like, you funked up. I told you had one one more chance. That's it.

Like I can't funk with you no more. You you're ignorant as fucking you're insensitive and I just cannot deal with that, Like my mental can't can't deal with that. Like poofy on, and I put the middle thing emotion on that this nigga gonna send me a letter back. It was like, you really need fucking help. Yeah, you need to seek some mental help. Your kids deserve it. Get a fucking life. I got a life out here. Yeah,

you got life too, motherfucker don't. I just was like, look at that lodder, and I was like, rip rip, ribbedy rip, Like you what ribbedy rip? You know she's so fu like like but nah. But but that's the whole thing about you know, dealing with jail niggas now listening, I know that's not every jail goud. My experience was very much different. Although a lot of them are entitled. That was a few jail the is out yeah, like

like two of them. Damn. First of all, excuse me, I know yo, I know, all right, yeah, but I was dealing with one and and this is the thing. Yeah, I was dealing with him before he went to jail, and then when he went to jail, I found out that he had a whole wife, you know what I mean, like like on fucking well, he wasn't married to her yet, he had a fiancee, and um, they had planned to get married before he went to jail, but this nigga got picked up before he decided to get married, and

so yeah, no conjugal at all. And um, actually he just actually came home. Um, the other jail nigger. I was dealing with girl. You know when I was young, I was hot, my ass, I was dealing with all these And he's home now too, and he's seen me, and he was like, damn you you really fucking grew up. Man. I wish I would have like took you, like really serious, to knew what she was gonna be, and I would have treated you different. Niggas don't understand. That's such a

fucking insult. Yes, it is, like, this is such a fucking insult. I wish I knew which you were gonna be. You never know what anybody is going to be. Yeah, what the funk wrong with you? Youre just working with me because I was. He said that he was, and he didn't say and he didn't see how he could have offended me or anything. He just kept talking girl that nigga. Niggas just they don't their minds are set so different. Yes, I can't believe he said something I know,

and girl look good as a motherfucker. But I said, listen, if I was the same girl that I used to be, I would have laughed at that and still fun with you, you know what I'm saying. But I've grown, like I've grown from all of that, you know what I'm saying. And then you got to realize something as well. All niggas who go to jail ain't bad people like shout out that mother sucking not a bad person at all. Like he did twenty years in jail, he came home,

he made something of himself. He didn't decide to get back in the streets. He didn't decided to do the same thing that got him locked up, because that's what he was good at. That's all. You know. A lot of people rely on the fact that Yo, that's all I know. I ain't about to go get rely on fast money. Fast money is addictive, and that's what they get accustomed to. They just like, man, I know, I can just go out there, but all that fast money

ship comes with so much. You gotta watch your back, you can't trust nobody, and you can't do everything on your own. So that that ship comes with the territory that ship comes with death, it comes with betrayal, It comes with so much ship, a lot of jealousy, jealousy, envy, like all of that. You're gonna risk dealing with all of that for fast money? Like that ship is crazy. I just I just don't understand how somebody can go and do decades in jail or whatever it could be

five months, five years, fifteen years. Then you come on when you back out on the street doing to want to do five minutes and jail, Like I went to jail for twelve hours before, and you know, I wasn't at for fighting, you know, And I'm just like, this is not where the funk I want to be at. I didn't even want to go to the bathroom. It was like I was in the sale with a whole bunch of junkies and one white girl that was dressed like camp possible, and this bitch walked up to me

was like, hey, what are you in for? It? Like, bitch, what the right? And I asked her, I'm not going to tell you what I'm in here for. And do you I mean you here? Boy? But to be honest, she seemed real jolly. That bitch might have been crazy as a mother, so she was dressed so she wasn't even crazy. She was fighting for animal rights. She was

a vegan. She was a vegan, and her and her boyfriend were outside of some restaurant downtown that sold rabbit or something they cook rabbit, and she was just like, oh, no, that's not right and blah blah blah. So her her boyfriend went down there, and you know the she said the police were rough housing her boyfriend. Yeah, she said

they were rough housing her boyfriend. And she pulled her phone out to record, and they were just like, put your phone away, and she was just like, this is one of the amendments, I can do this, and blah

blah blah. So she got up like too close to them apparently, and they would just like back up off me with that phone like, so she refused, so they locked up for disorderly cond up and she was like, so now I've been here and I'm just like with you, right, So we were literally the two most normal people in the damn cell. But still I'm just like, yeah, jail

ain't for me. Granted, I'm glad I was in the cell with like some junkies and not some angry as bitches because you know, but yeah, that that ain't for me. I was like, no, so it's just like I'd be trying not to do things and jail, but then sometimes stuff be making it like yeah, like I got the chicken. See I wish y'all could see what she doing, Like just like this little traps twitch. I think I'm trying to offend anyone with Tourette syndrome. Just a disclaimer, but

she overhead doing this motherfucking twitch. Remember that Tursday when Williams used to do every time somebody asks out about her her ex husband, she used to do this twitch her eye. I think that's actually out. Oh yeah, that is one twitchy bitch. I swear you, Wendy Williams twitchy bit y'all swear y'all she will twitch her way out of anything, y'all. I swear I'm twitch he show. You know, our show is she she's losing her show, she losing the or she's walking away from it. I don't know.

I heard she was losing. I don't know. I heard I heard cancel that. I heard that she don't want to do it no more. I heard that she walked away. I heard it. It's just too much to come back to. So she said no, like, I don't know, Well, whatever it is, I think she's left on Mark. I think she's did it long enough. And I congratulate her on like what she had, like fourteen seasons or some ship like that. Yeah she I think she didn't say, really say Jessel, she's shipping on? Who who is that old

talk show host? She did? I don't think she did. Oh my god, oh speaking of dead um, Queen Elizabeth. She's not dead. No, no, no, she ain't dead. No, no, no, she's not dead. But I was just saying, you know, because it was somebody saying she had died. But then she popped up again with that scary as space like psych a little evil as she caught right, just a little COVID. She caught COVID and ship and and apparently she uh, it's not dead man. So yeah, that's good.

I am, yeah, not dying that she ain't did, Yeah, just that she's been the throne for like seventy years. They say that fucking evil. Remember what she said about the baby. Yes, she was like, no that that baby is not allowed to have her name. That baby is not allowed near us because it is mixed, is mixed with black, and it basically that pretty little half nigga baby ain't fucking coming here. Yeah, that was the worst, but you know, God don't like ugly and sometimes he

will even allow you to contract COVID. And just like that, we are going to end this episode, and we have to make sure that we keep up the views and the listens, all reckless discussions and carefully reckless, yall, because y'all know, I ain't going to motherfucker where say boy to these people. She ain't pace out, y'all. Make sure y'all keep up with everything she's doing. Go to YouTube,

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