Hillbillies Stormed the Capitol

ever wanted to do something but you couldn't? Now? I know that's a very very broad question because people feel like, you know, when you've grown, you can do whatever the funk you want to do? Right? And this is a free country, But how free is it really? Is it really a free country? To what extent are we fucking free? I'm gonna jump right into story time because I got a story to tell y'all, and this is how I'm gonna start off every episode of Carefully Reckless. What story time?

So I'm gonna give you a second to grab your teeth. A group of hill Billy stormed the state capital on Washington, d C. Basically a terrorist attack on their own country. They were standing on desks, stealing ship, making videos, taking

pictures of themselves. Mind you, none of these people were wearing fucking masks, right, And so it's evident that they didn't give a funk about COVID all because Trump didn't get a second term, and because he's led these people to believe that the election was rigged, even after they recounted all the fucking states that he's so called got cheated out of. It was no cheating to get your loss,

that's it. And the whole time, his supporters thinking us about him when he's really not trying to go to jail because they can't arrest him as long as he's the president of the USA, So we're trying not to get arrested, y'all. Motherfucker's really thinking that he cares about y'all. People actually died in his name, Like I'm talking about a couple of his fucking supporters died, Bro, he didn't

say one fucking thing about them people who died. Then the FBI asking for help and ship identifying the perpetrators, like if you have any information on the people that broke into the capitol, you need to help us, and all that ship, what the funk you mean? Just about everybody went live took pictures, made videos and all that ship I'm talking about. Even when the reporters got outside, you know, it was people walking up giving their names

and where the funk they was from? My nigga like yo, The ladies said it, I'm Sharon Hemsley and I'm from Nashville, Tennessee, and I came here because we have to take America back. Why the funk she not in jail? Would help? What a help do you need? They told on themselves. My thing is if they were black, oh, it would have been target practiced for the motherfucking securities and offices and SWAT and National Guard and everybody would have been there.

The whole d C would have been bombed up, maced everything. If these people were black, I'm gonna do you want even better? Years ago, there was a black woman who drove up on the property of the Capitol and they didn't hesitate to start shooting at her, and they actually killed her, no questions, no nothing. These white people got to climb the walls. They were climbing the fucking walls, bro And did you see how so little security was

inside the capital. Once they got inside, it was like it wasn't even enough niggas the guard the building, like what the fuck? So believe that ship had me very very hot and it just happened, And and I'm gonna be thinking about it for a long time. It's gonna be on my mind because you really get to see with looking at Trump and those people. But let's sun the people. Let's just look at Trump. You really get to see how white power is used in America, like

there's nobody higher than the white man. The perspective of this country is from a powerful white man that should have said that should have said to have to explain to my son, because he even asked me, like, mommy, how did they break in a building like that? How did they do it? Ain't that like the White House? And I had to explained to him, Yes it is. It is kind of like the White House. It's just like the White House, asking how did they get in that baby? The color of their skin and how did

only four people die? Because the color of their skin? That's why, which brings me to just fix my mess. That's a segment where some of my fans sends me some of their personal dilemmas and I give my advice to help them dealing with the ship that they probably cause they goddamn selves. So as it relates to this topic, I asked on Instagram, what's one thing that you always wanted to do that you couldn't do? Get away with some ship. My answer would be get away with the

same ship that them fucking white people just did. That's always been what the funk I want to do. I want to be able to do whatever the funk they can do. I would never want to be a white person, but I want to be able to do what the

funk they did and get away with the ship. But I'm gonna read off a couple, so I asked one thing you always wanted to do but couldn't go Tree of Artistry on our g says, smack the funk out of my father for not being there for me and being a funck boy but having the nerve to be a pastor and where a preacher cart team fakes fuck shaking my head. I definitely feel you, Queen, see one thing you have to do if you ever want that that one on one and from your dad, go to him.

It's kind of hard there because you know the adult should actually reach out to the child. The adult is ultimately the bigger person. Just by tradition, you should just want to reach out to your daughter. You should want to build that that father daughter relationship that you never had. Is never too late. It's never too late. I don't care what nobody say, and and Queensy, you may very well be a grown as woman, but I guarantee you, if you was to reconcile with your dad, something that

you've been missing your whole life. I'm telling you, it'll be like a love you've never known. He just gotta be willing, and if he is in the pastoral position, that's just something that he has to fucking want in

his mind. I'm hoping that he's scared of how you'll react, and he's waiting for you to come to him, and he's preyed on it, and he has to have a damn good reason why he didn't make that ship right with you yet, especially being a man of God and you stand in front of a group of people, you're a leader, You're a shepherd of the Lord. The Bible says, honor thy mother and thy father, and my days will be longing on earth. How is she gonna honor her father?

If her father won't even acknowledge her. I really want that to get better for you, Queen Tee, give me an update and let me know, baby, but you may have to be the one to break that ice. Okay. One thing you always wanted to do but couldn't go, Stephanie A Queen's Journey on Instagram says, read a nigga's mind. L O L bitch, you're laughing, but I know they ain't no goddamn joking. You ain't playing because girl, I always wanted to do the same ship too. But listen,

let me tell you something. The guys they feel the same way. They want to be able to read our minds and we're so goddamn screwed up just like their asses. Like it's like the Battle of the sexes. They want to know what we're thinking, and we would die to know what the funk they're thinking. So absolutely, girl, on what you on that one one thing you always wanted

to do but couldn't go. Mr ken Nyata on Instagram says be a wealthy political assassin taking both sides out living in Brooklyn with a credit score of eight fifty. I love your imagination, Mr ken YadA, Uh, I don't I don't know how to funk. You would be a wealthy political assassin living in Brooklyn with a credit score of eight fifty um. But keep dreaming. Just that sounds like a nice movie that you should write. Nwya Sandford q W and and bitch listen. Naya Sandford on Instagram says,

go to Disney World as a child. Every time my mom promised we would go, she got pregnant. It became a running family joke. Now not to bring up Disney World because that made me and the baby is on the way. That's cute. That's cute. I actually hope you get to go though. That's actually a cute story. Trena Bradshaw from Instagram said, a threesome with two guys? Whoa hold up, Trena, since I got you here and ship, since you might be listening, you didn't get specific? What

how how would you want this? You some with with the two guys? Because I always say if I wanted to do a threesome, it would be with a guy and a girl. I don't want to take on two dicks. I mean can barely handle one big one after fifteen minutes. I ain't even gonna hold you I'm not the sex all night long type of bit. I just I don't do that. So how could you handle two dicks? Like and I and I've watched I watched porn all the time, like that's my guilty pleasure. They're like, porn is my yacht.

I watch it every day all day by myself. I do. I'm telling you, I love it. But you gotta be specific because most of the threesomes I see with the women and two guys, as I see the double penetration, show head if a dick in he ass and the dick and the vagina, ain't know what I'm saying. And listen, listen, listen if you turn in your head and turning your nose up at me right now. This is carefully reckless

with just hilarious. So you already know who you're listening to anyway when you started this ship, So yes, X rated all day. It's even gonna be a dick in the mouth for dick in a butt. It gotta be like I don't know, you can't satisfy two men at one time, Like I don't know, it's kind of hard, but maybe you're a little freak Arena Bradshaw, because I don't know from the profile picture, you're looking kind of seasoned. I don't want to call you old, but um, you

look you look seasoned and you look blessed though. Thank you for sharing those personal dilemits with me. Y'all funny as hell, which brings me to my next segment, Current News. It's self explanatory. It is exactly what the fun says it is. So with the current News this week, it's a particular story I wanted to share with you alls. Ship is crazy. It's gonna blow your fucking mind. So

there's nine year old kid. He was walking with his head down in his phone, maybe texting on TikTok, you know what the kids do, and he fell in his pool in the backyard and he didn't know how to swim, so he fucking drowned. He is alive, but he was brought back to life. He had drowned. Ship like that frustrates the funk out of me. For a couple of reasons. Kids do not play with toys anymore. Everything is internet driven,

is technology driven, electronic driven. It's one thing for adults to have our eyes glued in the phone every fucking day, all day. I mean that's just what it has come to. Now. People don't even sit down and watch TV as a family anymore. Everybody is in their phones. When you go out on dates, both of them motherfucker's are in their phones. Like they don't even get to know each other, and none of that ship. Like people get to know each other over text messages now, like period. I'm guilty of it.

I got the knowing nigger over quarantine over the goddamn text message, and I feel like I'm annoying them forever. No, y'all don't need to know who the fun it is and y'all will never see. But everything is about these phones and technology and every goddamn thing. On Christmas, my dad asked me what my grandson want to find out what what toys he wanted? I told him, I said, Daddy wants some v Bucks. Said, damn, that's all. He ever want roadblocks, V Bucks haircut? That's it all right, Well,

at least he want a hair cut. Dad? When hit him? And play with toys? Dad? No, nobody kids play with toys unless they're a little, little little And then you have to also think about it. I want you to name one fucking toy store there are no toy stores around. I remember when you could take your kid into a toy store and you can have him hick whatever toy he wants him or her to. Go away, go away, go in like a kid in the candy store, but like a kid in the toy store. There are no

toy stores anymore. That ship has gone. It's now reduced to toys sections and big department stores. It used to be like three or four hours in Walmart. That was literally one and a half hour of toys in Walmart. Depending on the size of the Walmart, it might be two or three hours, but very very seldom more than two. There is no store designated for toys and toys alone like it used to be when I was growing up, or like it just was when my my son was

a fucking baby. The world, society, the government, like everything, like they are turning us and turning our children into little fucking robots, little gadgets, that's all they're worried about. When I punished my sign and take his phone in the game, you would think that little boy gotta asswhipping. Oh he has a fit. He can't stand it. He can't live without technology. It's crazy now even with the virtual schools, they're required to have a laptop. They have

to learn how to work computers. Every thing it's about to be technology generated. Nobody's gonna have jobs at all anymore. That's the craziest shit. My ideal New Year's resolution was to leave technology for kids in. If I could, I would leave technology for children in. When I was eight years old, I didn't have a phone. I didn't get my own cell phone until I was like fourteen years old.

Although times have changed now and you have to always keep in contact with your kids and all that type of ship ship changes with with you know, with Tim, everything is with Tim. So yes, kids do need phones, but not as much as they beyond them. They need a schedule. Everything should come with a schedule. I swear other things I left in and y'all gonna be very upset with me. But just with the mess, yes, yes, oh my god, just with the mess is buried in twenty I am not going to be doing just with

the mess anymore. I know you guys are gonna hate me. You guys are gonna be like, oh, she's boring. Now. I don't give a funk. But if y'all can love me for just with the mess. Y'all can love me for my other content. Y'all can love me for carefully reckless. Y'all can love me for my TV roles. Y'all can love me for my music. Maybe a lot a lot of you ain't gonna let me for my music, but I don't give a funk there or something out there

who will. Y'all can love me for my my merchandise, my doctor who fitness line, my messy Pause, canine clothe the airline. I got so much ship that I'm working on, you know what I'm saying. I'm talking about TV deals and all of that ship. And then, honestly, I know a lot of y'all are going to want to know why. Sometimes when you do something for a long as time, you have no desire to do it anymore. And a lot of times that's not the case. Some people do

the same thing forever. There's no evolution there. To me, though, you know what I'm saying. I started just with the mess in two thousand and sixteen. That was like a couple of months, and I started doing videos. I think it's time to retire it, you know what I mean, unless it's going to be put on TV. I don't want to keep doing it online. It's just time to grow from that ship. The first time I said I wasn't gonna do it anymore was when x x X Tanta died. I made fun of that kid before. I

made fun of a lot of people. You know what I'm saying, not knowing what they're going through, not knowing their struggles and what the funk may hurt them. You know what I'm saying, because back then I was really a bit who just really didn't give a funk. You know what I'm saying. I was very unapologetic, but I still have a good heart. It's okay to not give a fuck and still have a good heart that there are people out here like that. My biggest fear was

becoming like Wendy Williams. I don't want to be like that. I think she's dope at what she does, but it's still hurtful a lot of ship that she'd be saying about other people. Sometimes I'd be hurt for other people. I'll be like, damn, But then you gotta look at her life, the ship that she going through. Then you gotta feel sorry for her. And then it's like nah,

I bet you nah. But I still have a heart for her going through ship because with her past year, her was fucked up to you know what I'm saying, So people are still hearing. That brings me to the second time I said I was gonna stop when Chadwick Boseman died Rest in peace to chat with Bozeman. You know what I'm saying. I was one of the people that made fun of his weight loss. Yes, I said

something about that ship, you know what I mean. I wasn't the only one, but I was, like, it seemed like I was the only one that caught blowback from it when he passed away, you know what I'm saying. And I didn't mind anybody that got mad at me. I was made at myself. And that guy was so upset because my son told me that he died. I didn't even see it online. I hadn't opened up my phone yet. Ash I found out on TikTok and he had came and ran and told me he was hurt.

He was upset that hurt me, that he was hurt because I had made fun of someone that he looked up to as a super fucking hero. Didn't know what the guy was going through. Didn't know he had cancer. I didn't know. I'm just being funny, you know what I mean, which a lot of times it's not worth it. You know, you just grow, You just grow with a lot of ship. I'm tired of talking about Meek Mill, even though that's a funny motherfucker. He makes it so easy for me to pick on him. But you know,

I'm tired of talking about him. You know, I don't know what the funk he going through. I don't know, and then he probably going through ship. It don't matter more what the story is. I'm just tired of talking about people. And that's it. I'm not saying I ain't gonna have a crack a joke on him a funk, That's not what the funk I'm saying, But the jests with the mess, I'm not going to do it. I just I I can't find any happiness and it anymore. I used to wake up ready to do that ship, like,

oh what we're gonna talk about the day. You know, I'm saying, Oh, ship, nig's ugly. Oh shoot with the fun. And then celebrities are never gonna stop doing stupid as ship that don't mean I have to talk about it and then what I do and just with the masters. Basically, the comments do that ship for me? Like wut be some real life comedian roasters, top tier roasters and the fucking comments. I'll be dying more at the comments than I do my own ship. Again, I am so sorry.

I apologize. I apologize for the end of Jess with the mess I'm sorry there will be none. I know as soon as I said that ship Hella, y'all probably cut this fucking audio off. Y'all probably went out the fucking podcast and clicked on another nigga's podcast. I'm so sorry. I just have no desire to do that ship. So if you love me and you love to see me grow, grow with me, other things that should be left in according to me, messing with guys who belong to someone

else that I take your nigga talk. Please, women, if we can stop trying to take what's not ours and work on something belonging to us, we would be in more successful relationships, more thriving relationships, and we would stay in them. You know that's saying you lose them how you got them? That ship. A lot of times it's true and when you get into relationships wrong, the end wrong. When you go into it toxic, it ends toxic unless

you have like a miracle therapist. For instance, if you meet a nigga and he's married, well, he's in a relationship and he's always complaining about what she don't do and blah blah blah blah blah, and you still pursue this nigga. What the fund do you think he's gonna do If y'all du get together, he gonna get tired of you. And then the next bit, he's gonna be telling the same ship he was talking about the other

girl that you took him from, quote unquote, the same ship. True, you're gonna be saying that ship to the new girl. It's a cycle, and it's a cycle that men are not gonna break, so we have to break it. Do not pursue anybody that's not yours, that's already occupied. I don't give a funk how bad he talked about the girl at home. I don't give a funk how bad he want to get a divorce with the wife. I don't want to be with a will leave U and then you come over here. I'm not gonna be with you.

I'm not even gonna involve myself with you because now you have your cake and needed till you got your wife that you don't care about until you go home to it, and then you got me that you care about when it's convenient for you to see me. Ship like that, yo, So we have to value ourselves. Please, let's leave everybody else's niggas alone. Let's leave everybody else like everybody else niggas alone. Please, let's let's get our own. Let's work on ownership of our own ship, our own men, period,

other ship that should have been left in. Stop biting your tongue, letting people walk all over I know a lot of people that bite their tongue. Not saying you're a bit, you're a punk, you'll puss se whatever. Those may very well be the names that some of you would use. But seriously, a lot of people just don't like confrontation. A lot of people don't like the whole approaching situation. But you cannot allow someone to walk all over you. I don't care if you're unhappy, you say it.

Don't ever think you're scared of starting over. Don't let the nigga walk all over you. Fun that sometimes that's what you need. You need to walk away and start over. Even friends. Stop letting friends walk all over you, nigga, get some balls and get some new friends, or get some balls and make them respect you, period, even in the streets and the job. And don't let your boss walk all over you. It's a it's a respect level. You're my boss, but you are not going to disrespect me.

Co workers, I don't give a fuck. Church members, other people who just in laws, stop walking all over me. Listen. And this day and age is very easy to fold because judgment. Prejudgment is at an all time high, and it's a lane for it. I would say it started on the internet and then people get so bold. Now in person, they're doing what they do on the internet. It's easy to break a motherfucker down. So you have to put on that tough skin. If you ain't, gotta

go get something telling you. All right, y'all, that sift for now. I'm about to get up out of here. But before I do, man, if you know any of the people who attacked the capitol and broke into it, please submit that ship to me so I can submit it to the FBI. Make sure if you see anybody in any any Caitlin's or any Mildred's, or any fucking body Tom Billy, Bob or theor Thornton's, please send that ship over because they acting like they don't know who anybody is. They Oh, we we we we don't know.

We we we don't know. We didn't see anybody's face. Yeah, so let's let's help them catch these motherfucker's because if they were black, like I said, it'll be a bunch of casket to the be funerals out the ask. It would be no jail time. It would be total fucking death. That brings me to the end of the first episode of Carefully Reckless. I love it, I love it, and I love you. Make sure you catch Carefully Reckless every

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