Hazel takes a major risk in her search for the missing. Content warning: References to kidnapping, human experimentation both historical and fictional, euthanasia, and vivisection. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) in collaboration with Frederick Elmore and Keith Baldwin Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discor...
May 25, 2022•21 min•Ep. 14
Hazel has an expert in supernatural chiropractics on the show. Content warning: A reference to missing people. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Erik Gurule, DC (he/him): Dr. Brian Grey Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Erik Gurule Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Apr 17, 2022•16 min•Ep. 13
Even magic has its drawbacks. Content warning: Addiction treated seriously within a fantasy framework Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Apr 02, 2022•17 min•Ep. 12
Desperate to get their life back, Addison resorts to extreme measures. Content warning: Blood, self-harm, spontaneous combustion, bugs, accidental misgendering, references to kidnapping, human experimentation, emotional abuse, and lack of bodily autonomy. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Valefar Taryn Baldwin (they/them): Addison Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) in collaboration with...
Mar 19, 2022•25 min•Ep. 11
Auto gets hangry, and Hazel’s been reading too much Edgar Allan Poe. Content Warning: Fire Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord Website | Twitter | Instagram...
Mar 12, 2022•9 min•Ep. 10
A stranger leaves a clue on the Garden’s doorstep. Content warning: Kidnapping, human experimentation, body horror, and accidental misgendering Transcripts Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Taryn Baldwin (they/them): Addison Keith Baldwin (he/him): Malcolm CJ Baldwin (she/her): Mrs. Clarke Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) in collaboration with Frederick Elmore, Taryn Baldwin, and Keith Baldwin Music...
Mar 05, 2022•28 min•Ep. 9
Sometimes people become an even greater nightmare when they’re dead. Content warning: Racism, homophobia, religious bigotry, anti-vaccination, and a reference to alcohol and alcoholism. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) in collaboration with Frederick Elmore (he/him) Sensitivity Reader: Sarah Clark Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Feb 19, 2022•16 min•Season 1Ep. 8
A cautionary tale reminding people why the fey were once feared. Content warning: Background music, people being hunted for sport, and references to institutionalization and homophobia Transcript Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Special thanks to Mona Rodderick. Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Feb 05, 2022•22 min•Season 1Ep. 7
An unfortunate break-through in the missing persons cases is made. Content Warning: Language and graphic depiction of vivisection, autopsy, grief, and traumatic loss. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Sage Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Jan 25, 2022•21 min•Season 1Ep. 6
It's not the most wonderful time of year when you're a doctor specializing in the paranormal community; just because it's magic doesn't mean it's magical. Content warning: One oblique reference to the pandemic and the gross sounds of a sick half-orc. Transcript Please note that the sound wizard came down with a cold during editing and made a rookie mistake of using mp3 instead of wav files. He shall be beaten with a wet noodle. The main voice actor also came down with a cold, making re-recording...
Jan 08, 2022•16 min•Season 1Ep. 5
An old friend of Julia's comes knocking around the holidays with a problem of boarish proportions. Happy Holidays from all of us to all of you. Content warning: Animal abuse, animal death, firearms, explosions, and other loud noises Transcript Credits: Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Lummy, and Jeter Henschel Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Dec 11, 2021•19 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Safe, sane, and consensual vampirism or How to Bite Your Friends and Influence People. Content Warning: Discussion of biting, blood, injuries, and puns Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Nov 28, 2021•20 min•Season 1Ep. 3
A voyeuristic interdimensional traveler visits Marguerite's Garden, a miniature dragon hits puberty, and the mystery of the pneumatic tubes. Content Warning: None. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia and Don K. Assenburro Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Nov 13, 2021•16 min•Season 1Ep. 2
The investigation into the missing persons cases so far yields little fruit. Content Warning: References to missing people and kidnapping. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Oct 31, 2021•17 min•Season 1Ep. 1
Hazel’s first full episode gets interrupted by an unusual and disruptive patient. Content Warning: Sudden loud noises, an injured animal, and reference to a minor car accident. Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Frederick Elmore (he/him) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Oct 13, 2021•14 min
A public service announcement regarding supernaturals going missing. Content Warning: Discussion of missing people Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Sep 25, 2021•4 min
Three types of news you probably shouldn't break over voicemails: a family member's missing, you're dropping out of your residency program, and you need help moving. Content warning: Language and a missing family member Transcript Credits: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her): Hazel Frederick Elmore (he/him): Julia, Hazel's dad Sound designer: Frederick Elmore (he/him) Written by: Brenna Anderson-Dowd (she/her) and Frederick Elmore (he/him) Music: Kevin Elmore (he/him) Website | Tumblr | Discord...
Sep 15, 2021•4 min
