TP Larceny

Ah, the Great Toilet Paper Panic of 2020, the time when the world collectively decided that the key to surviving a global panini was hoarding toilet paper like it was the currency of the apocalypse. Forget about gold or silver; we all wanted those soft, two-ply squares of reassurance. Supermarkets became battlegrounds, and toilet paper rolls were the coveted treasures in a game of panorama plunder. It was a real-life version of "Survivor: Quilted Northern Edition." Who knew that the path to global solidarity would wind its way through the bathroom aisle? We may not have found the cure for COVID-19, but we sure found the cure for ever running out of toilet paper – just unleash a bit of chaos and watch the rolls roll in!

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Hong Kong Milk Tea (Cocktail)

• 2 teabags of ceylon orange pekoe tea

• 1 teabag of earl grey tea

• 1 cup boiling water

• ⅓ cup of evaporated milk

• Sweetened condensed milk to taste

• 2 parts bourbon

1. Steep all three tea bags in one cup of boiling water for five minutes

2. Mix tea with ⅓ cup of evaporated milk and sweetened condensed milk to taste

3. Refrigerate tea until chilled, if desired

4. Add desired level of ice

5. Add bourbon and stir

Hong Kong Milk Tea (Mocktail)

• 2 teabags of ceylon orange pekoe tea

• 1 teabag of earl grey tea

• 1 cup boiling water

• ⅓ cup of evaporated milk

• Sweetened condensed milk to taste

• 2 parts bourbon

1. Steep all three tea bags in one cup of boiling water for five minutes

2. Mix tea with ⅓ cup of evaporated milk and sweetened condensed milk to taste

3. Refrigerate tea until chilled, if desired

4. Add desired level of ice

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Ingredients for next episode (cocktail): whipped cream vodka, tangerine Liquid IV, orange MiO, and water

Ingredients for next episode (mocktail): fruit punch MiO, berry sparkling water, water, and frozen berries

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Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship and research. My videos are always made by researching a large variety of sources, and any appearance of similarities is purely coincidental. For any potential issues, or to reach out to me for any reason, please email [email protected].

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Sources:

• “Virus time crime: Hong Kong police bust toilet paper gang”

• “Heist”

• “Three men stole 600 toilet paper rolls in Hong Kong amid fears of coronavirus shortages”

• “Coronavirus: Hong Kong toilet paper thieves to flush away three years in jail for their ‘roll’ in heist”

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Music Credit: "The Cool Side" 

Artist: Jonathan Boyle

Composer: Jonathan Boyle

Audio Source: PremiumBeat.com 

License: #4490172