Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles. And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape flour, edibles, strains, and everything in between. Welcome back and we are here with another wonderful Tuesday. But we're changing up things. Guys. Have this episodes felt stale? I mean, I've got bored. I'm bored. Have you gotten bored? You guys are definitely. You guys were fucking bored.
And we gotta tell you guys, you guys are awesome. You guys still love us The the diehard. Like, yeah, I still like it. Like, hey, if you guys feel like we're kind of slacking off, we've had it happen before. We've had people comment and going, hey, you change it up. So for that reason, today we're going to talk about weed and your body and why it hits everyone different. Yeah, 'cause everyone, I mean, we talk about it all the time.
Everyone's endo cannabinoid system, everyone's genetic breakdown, everyone's body composition is different totally to you, to my neighbor, to your family. Like everyone is different. And the deep dive that we went into really illuminated quite a few different things that we didn't think about, yeah, like your metabolism, your hormones, everything. So we're going to go over that today. And we're not checking out a
specific strain today. However, we are checking out the Ember, the newest edition from Dragonfly Wellness, and this is their dryer vaporizer. Now I got to tell you this thing we tried it out yesterday. Holy shit, this was this is the coolest vaporizer I know stores and Pickles going to be like dude, we're I mean it's 400 bucks for Aventi. Yeah, I mean, and this is 80 however, however, unfortunately this is only a Utah product currently.
So you can only get this at a Dragonfly Wellness dispensary. You might, yeah, probably. I don't know if any other state. At the moment, not at the moment. And why do we love this so much? The I mean, how many times did you cough yesterday when you and me and Nerath we're having a session? A big fat bagel, right? None. Yep, like right now I'm at 372Ā° now on my mighty plus I'm coughing. First five hits I'm coughing and even later on if I take a deeper hit. But these ones are awesome.
Look at this. No interference. Oh, with the mics either, That was my curiosity and I was like, we'll have to test it today and see because the Venti, I love the Venti, but that is my biggest thing is it's got that light Saber feedback, but if you're not using a mic, it doesn't really matter. Well, and the and the key behind it is a zirconium kind of like a Corkscrew filter that they have
in here. And what that zirconium metal does is it actually cools down the hit before it hit you now, because it's receiving all that dude on the way home. I got home because we used it so much. It was so fucking hot. So we went through probably about 6 bowls out the box. Yeah, fresh. And it wasn't dude. I was still a little over 1/4. Did you run it dead before you charged it or did you just kind of? Almost to the very end, but I did 7 bowls out of it yesterday dude, total.
And it was hot only when I was coming home. But the cool thing is, I mean not a big deal aluminum, I mean a magnetic tip. It's awesome and the bowl is like a ceramic glass, so everything dumps out nicely. It doesn't get all stuck and gross in there. It's been really, really nice. It's clean too, like it's so easy to empty out. But yeah guys, it's super cool. If you're in Utah, go up to Dragonfly, ask them about the ember. This thing is awesome.
They're actually making vaporizers cool to smoke weed dude. And I like how small it is. This was actually pocket sized. Once I pulled mine out-of-the-box, it was in my pocket for the rest of the day. I forgot it was in there. I was like holy shit, I can actually carry this around. Oh. And shit, check this out, it'll balance. The bottoms flat I know not shitting on stores and pickle because truly we love their products, but the. Venti is different. It can stand flat, yeah, but the
Mighty Plus it can't. The crafty can. The crafty CAD and I gave that to my soon to be new brother-in-law. He he's, yeah, eventually. Oh, that's dumb. Are they engaged? No. No, no, but they won't. Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah, I. They're already talking about kids and shit which is really cool. Good to hear about. Yeah, that's that's nuts. So everyone's body and why cannabis THCCBD effects everyone differently.
Obviously we learned a lot about even metabolism and how people's metabolism because if THC is a something that binds to fat cells. Yeah, it's what's called lipophilic. And what that means is it binds and stores with fat cells in your body. It's not water soluble. So fat, right? Branded. Guess what fat people hold in THC longer, but does that mean they get higher? No. So a lot of the time it'll actually be like a slower onset, so it takes longer to kick in.
But what that will happen is their experience might last a lot longer. It can. It definitely can. It won't make it stronger, but here's the rub. Heavier people over like I would say 20% fat would be considered heavier. I'm probably about 20% fat, but the IT stays in your system longer. And so for drug testing for those who actually still have to do that. Well if you regularly consume you might be more towards like 30 days or even longer for it to to fully get out of your system.
Well, and that's the cool part is the converse. The converse is, is that Brandon? Because he's so fucking skinny, his metabolism runs at a hamster that's on crack on a wheel. And that wheel is run by like a Ferrari, and it's got to keep up. And so for some reason, that's. Yeah. Oh yeah, it's but there's there's cool things that he could be able to do. One of them he can be able to eat fat or, or fat products. Now it's not like saying hey, Brandon eats spoonfuls of Crisco.
Just on the weekends. Just on the weekend, but you got to think about the animal fats, dairy products, things like that, that they are recommended. But here's the other thing too. Nuts are really good for high metabolism. And the reason why what I read about is that it just helps prolong it longer. Yeah, they're high fat, high calorie. Like, I didn't actually realize that until Emily. She's counting calories because
they're 75 hard and that. And last night she was like, oh, can I take some of these pistachios? And I was like, fuck yeah. So she's weighing them out. And I look over and she's literally got like maybe a handful. She's like, Oh my God, that's like 220 calories. Like, really? That doesn't seem like a lot. And I would eat 10 times that and that's sitting no problem just because I'm munchy. Well, and that's the crazy thing too, man.
It's like, you know, when your body is taking in THC because our endocannabinoid system is different from the next. And one of the things that I really liked about with fats is that preparing and prepping before 1/2 hour earlier. And this is for people who have fast onset and then it leaves fast. You can prolong it. Now this the difference is, is eating and smoking it. Now, if you eat it, it'll affect it.
If you smoke it a little bit maybe, and that's more of the terpene process making it stronger or lasting longer. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah 'cause having a fat or food in your body can definitely like affect that experience. Now the thing that didn't make any difference was like water. If you have water in your body that didn't affect the amount of like potency of high or amount of high that you experienced
from that. One of the really interesting things, and I was very, I don't have to see if there's more research or that on it was the difference between one of the differences between men and women. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. This is so cool. Annette And it was talking that like women, because estrogen is a very big factor in the effects of cannabis. And especially during ovulation, yeah.
That like when they're more going through their cycle, there's different stages where they will actually feel more like pain relief from cannabis. They'll feel like more euphoria. But the interesting thing was that was claiming that they're more prone to like higher anxiety and to addiction to or like dependency. They get a tolerance faster is what I meant to say than male counterparts potentially. They can. Definitely can. Not overall every single person, but like.
More in your chronic users. Yeah, they found that overall statistic within like, oh, hey, as a like an average, this is more common that way. And I was like, they found that it wasn't testosterone wasn't a big playing determining factor, it was more the estrogen and progesterone. So even a male like it wasn't really our testosterone that played a fact or a factor in. Lower testosterone, the lower testosterone you have, the more introspective, the more emotional you will be. On cannabis.
You are more sensitive. Now, I can actually attest to this. So I've been on testosterone replacement for the last three months. My highs are different. They're totally different now. They don't last as long. I was going to ask about that because it mentioned that and it was like, you know, different hormones and that can actually affect that depending on you know, like taking T or or like a woman in her certain stages of the cycle and that and I thought that that was really
interesting. But even along those cycles are natural circadian rhythm that happens in her body. So it was saying that naturally first thing in the morning, there's a really high level of cortisol present in the human. Body. Well, you know why. No, because the body is getting ready, so you are. Your liver also dumps in a good amount of sugar into your system to give you no when you wake. Oh, first thing. So when you wake, you're getting hit with that, with the cortisol
and all that. One, because it's preparing you to be able to run in case you need to run 'cause you know, the whole idea of breakfast and shit like that, it's a fairly new concept. Like, oh, let's sit down and enjoy some eggs. Like it doesn't work that way. It didn't for a really long time. You just ate when you were hungry. Yeah, right. Like farm people did. Available. Yeah. You're not? Yeah. I mean, what did they do? Like farmers, Cowboys on the
they just drank coffee. They just drank coffee. They're like have a cup of Joe and go out and do my thing. I mean I can do that for a little bit, but then if I don't have anything in my body, my body starts eating itself and like bro, you have nothing on you like. Yeah, but I mean, if you're used to it, right? And that's another thing too. That's really cool. When you brought when we were talking about fat is the long duration and weird potential side effects of cannabis in your
system. If you have a higher body fat content. So one of the things that happened working out can release stored THC where you feel euphoric. A little bit more mild, not like quite the original experience, but that you could experience like a second coming around of your cannabis. Same with even getting massaged though I don't have a lot of fat but there's times that I'll go and get a massage that right after the massage I feel really high and I'm like holy shit.
The the prostate massage really gets Yeah. Every time. No, I have, I like wearing my sonnys and stuff because I'm like I feel like I am so squinty and like it's crazy and I'm and every time like I'll get my massage and then he's my friend like and sometimes I feel like I'm so high that I don't really like give her a hug or say goodbye like I normally do. And then after when I get to the
car, I'm like holy fuck. Like I feel I feel pretty toasty and I text her I'm like I'm sorry like I feel pretty toasty there. I don't know like I didn't even say goodbye normal. I just like, walked out and yeah. Yeah, isn't that crazy? Super weird. Like it can just come out anywhere from sweating to just randomly. But it says typically like in in workouts where like or fasting. Fasting can trigger it because it starts to go after. The fat cells that are storing it in your body already.
So that's really good for people who are poor because, you know, if you can't eat. Just starve yourself and you'll get high again dude. No longer do you need to sift through the fucking bowl of roaches. Just go without a meal or two. Well, and fasting is really I I do quite a bit of fasting still to this day. I don't do it intentionally anymore. I just listen to my body. Do I need to eat this morning? No, like today I had a protein shake and that's it. OK. I don't need a meal.
I don't need to have a meal. And I I like that fact. But the one thing that really helps with that one is I can tell when I have a protein shake because it's way isolate. Yeah, it's, it's got fat in it and I add fat to it like with MCT or with like coconut oil or something like that, just to be able to help onboard it. Oh yeah. And it's fantastic. That it makes it so much better
of an experience. I was reading that as well when you do introduce like the fad, the food into your diet before you take cannabis, that it actually makes the onset a little smoother too. So it might not be such a abrupt harsh onset for newer users. And coming down is softer too, which is really cool. And, and we're not saying go out there and gorge yourself like, you know what, have a cheese stick. Yeah, it doesn't have to be a lot. It doesn't have to be a lot like
you have to realize that you. Have a handful of nuts. You can do peanut butter or you could do avocado. Like, there's a million things to do. Or you could do Now here's the thing too. MCT oil is a fantastic delivery system for it when you're and you're having edibles. So what I was thinking is like, it would be really odd, you know, on an early stage, it would be like eat a cheese stick and then maybe 10 minutes later
I eat an edible. But for those of us who are getting a little bit more advanced and infused things, I would recommend doing an infused meal. Now, the infused meal doesn't mean you cook with it directly. You don't have to do that, but you can have it like an infused oil with like a spaghetti or a marinara, or you can do almost anything, but you don't want to add it when it's having to cook for a really long period of time because then you're going to
change. I like to do it into the sauces or the stuff that I add at the very end. And yes. Because either I can do it at a simmer at the very end, so it's not very high heat, it's just kind of a finishing touch, or I can put it on after. Yeah, as it's already cooled, I don't have to worry about doing that. Obviously sometimes I don't get that option because of the meal I'm doing, because of the like
method of product I have. Maybe it's an olive oil and so that has to be used in certain places or stages depending on the meal I'm making. Yeah, I really want to infuse avocado oil for this very specific reason that it delivers better than olive oil. And it it would be. And I actually prefer the taste of of avocado oil compared to olive oil and knowing that a lot of olive oil is just fucking yuck. But you know what? It's better than the corn oil. So or like vegetable oil and
stuff. One of the things to to be able to think about now, it's not all sunshine and rainbows when it comes to hormones and THC. Some of the things, especially with chronic use, it can affect mood, libido and menstrual regularity. With women, that was crazy. It will mess up their menstrual cycles if they're in chronic use. So chronic use means Brandon and Jesse use if you're using as much as we do. It could affect your cycle. Because I know it does affect
men, it can affect their libido. It you know, if you're a high T it's, it's all linked to CB one. That's why women during their period, their CB1 receptors are much more sensitive to being able to pick up and that's why they enjoy the euphoria. But again. Well, it says they also are like 30% higher, 30%. They experienced 30% more pain relief from cannabis during those stages of their menstrual cycle, which is nuts to think about like that.
Your body naturally would give you a 30% increase in the pain relieving properties that you're experiencing from this plant just because of that time of the month that you're in. Yeah, totally. And you know, when I was thinking about on the testosterone side, because, you know, one of the things like the effects of low testosterone is
stronger psychoactive response. So if you're getting like if you're a guy and you're, you're like, oh dude, I love, I would love to use cannabis, but I just get so anxious. Go get your testosterone checked. Your free testosterone will drop lower and that can create anxiety in men when they're test they're free is too low and cannabis has been known to suppress your free.
So which was crazy because when I got mine tested, I was, I was pretty high, but my overall wasn't as high was like 3-15. But I was like, fuck, that's low. And he's like, no dude, my dog's like no, no, I've seen guys on like a hundred 117 I'm like, holy shit, what's there? And he goes bad mood, no drive, can't do anything.
So also but on the other side of that effect, if you are on a cycle, if you're a bodybuilder or you're just like dude trend would be awesome to inject because I always wanted to know what it feel like to be a fucking psycho. Start using more indicas because it's anxiety is a lot of part of that. Use indicas to be able to level you out if you're finding yourself being not very intelligent and there is a direct correlation with a lot of testosterone use not being very intelligent.
Nope. You just become Dumber. But it is it. It definitely will help and actually go more towards edibles. Guys. So I know you can't eat fats and stuff like that but think about MCT as opposed to that one. Very clean. You know, it was weird and, and I mean it, I noticed this constant correlation with it was a lot of the stuff that they mentioned was like dosing
because it's like cannabis. It's biphasic, where low doses, it'll often have the opposite effect that it does in high doses, where it's like, hey, many users found that in low doses they didn't get anxiety, but really, really high doses they did get anxiety. Yeah, duh. That's pretty common for almost almost anyone unless you are a really highly developed user or someone with a really unique endocannabinoid system or unique body composition.
Like it went into a lot of things about like depression and if you're deep a deep predisposition to be depressed or like anxious that you're more likely to experience it if you're doing like high doses and trying to navigate it with that versus smaller doses are better to manage anxiety and even depression. But again, like most things we talk about it, it's not a cure all. It doesn't address the root cause of your anxiety.
It's a depression. Yeah, you still have to navigate through that because they're like, well, some people end up getting heavy abuse with it and find that it doesn't help. Yeah, because again, they're trying to like, drink the pain away or do this. It's not addressing the cause. It's just trying to put a Band-Aid on it going.
I don't want to feel this. Well, yeah, there's other ways to navigate that, to be introspective, to feel this, to think and process and work through it and move on like, you know. Setting setting dude, it's it's a super. Important part of it too. Yeah, you. When you're starting that because it's going to that's another thing your mood will change like if it again, it's an enhancer. And so if you go into smoking where you're really anxious and high and you're just grabbing whatever.
I have this pen. Why do we always say keep a variety of products? Is it expensive? Not really. You could get a good amount of stuff from your Dyspo. You don't have to get the crazy expensive shit. You could probably leave it there with like 2 to 3 products under $100 just. Get some something that's good, not bottom shelf usually just good quality and. But talk to the bud tender. Ask him about the terpenes, your high anxiety. What's gonna help me there? Lenolol Lemonine.
Some, yeah, definitely Lenol. Lemonine can exacerbate it, just depending on the person. On the and the strain too a lot. Of the time it is a mood enhancer, so like having lemonine with your like if you aren't in a great place or Lenol, those are fantastic for that type of thing. Yeah, Miracine, Osamine, they're going. That's why you get the the heart thumpers for a little bit where your heart's going up. Because of that. It's just trying to get more of it into the system.
But they all do something different. And that's why it's so important to have a variety because if you go to one strain and that's all you depend upon because you just love the way it feels, then you're going to get kind of locked into this because it will change your body depending on mood, your metabolic rate, how much you slept. I mean dude, it it's like being a high performance.
Athlete, the experience you think you will get because people will have found like that they found with research on this, that some people will go into the experience thinking, I'm going to feel anxious. I'm going to feel this. That is the experience they will have. But it's also societal. Like how is your family, your friends? How did your group of people perceive this? Are you in a legal place that you have this fear and anxiety of getting busted for this?
Like all of these factors play a part in how this planet effects you in the like experience that you have. And something as simple as that is like, crap, I'm hiding this from my kids, my partner, my, my work, whoever. There's that fear that like anxiety around this. Oh, if I get caught, if I get busted, if I get this, like, what is that conversation going to be?
What is that like? Because it's all these million ideas and scenarios that we play out in our mind of like what ifs that like 8595% of those probably never ever happened in our entire life. Yeah, well, and I mean, and that goes another point that I was I was reading about was if you are trying to stress yourself out before that like going through it, look at what you are smoking because it will help you to understand those terpenes and going.
And you don't need to be a fucking scientist, you just need to be able to read and going, hey, what does this do to my body typically? Not for everybody, but should I be feeling these things? What are the counters? Where are some of the other things that you do? Like you want to go like low bar, just go to Leafly and just kind of look around there. People that like they'll have the ratings over there, but that's all built on users.
And so you're getting a lot of stoners and they're going, oh, man, it was awesome. You know, it's just like, cool. And then you hear like, these detailed stories, like, Yep, this is bad thing happened. But I still think it's great. Like even when weed's bad, it's still really good. Yeah. Well, it's usually dosing. It's the situation, it's the set, the setting, you know, whatever our mind is thinking about at that time. So there's so many factors that really play play a role in that.
Oh yeah, and, and it's behoove you to be able to kind of look at what are you putting in? What do you, what's your purpose? You know, from what I read, edibles are great for women pre and during their menstrual cycle. It's a fantastic thing being able to combine that with fats. A really good thing is dark chocolate will enhance your high. That made sense because it as long as it's 20% higher. Yeah, because we did it with. 20% really low.
They said 20% or higher. If you're going really high with it, it's the fat in it that keeps it in there, plus the chemical that's in chocolate. I want to get your opinion on this, everyone at home. I'd love for you guys to chime in. I was looking at a lot of comparisons. I was talking about like adolescent brains, even 20s to 25 and then older brains. And it was going, hey, that people who are younger actually experience more highs and more of this.
But we all know that that correlates with having more CB1 receptors. And the younger you are, the more CB1 receptors you have. So the higher opportunity for it to bind to more receptors and older people might not experience as high of highs, even though they are usually have more body fat, less water in their body. So it dilutes it less. Like all of these.
And my wondering was, and obviously it's just theory, but like is the reason we're so like people, there's so much paranoia about how it affects children and that is because of those CB1 receptors and that. But we've noticed that they even say the more you use cannabis, the less CB1 receptors you have because it doesn't need as many. So you don't get as high usually
because of that experience. But do CB, the number of CB1 receptors correlate to any type of intelligence or ability to retain memory or like anything like that in the long term? Or is it just more of the factor of like, hey, it's kids, it's taboo. We don't want our kids to have this look at this effect. Look how high they have that effect. But really if they understood well, there's more receptors, so that would be the natural experience they would experience because that's just science.
Like I, I don't. And, and I thought about Riley Kirk too, when I was going through this doctor Riley Kirk and she's been smoking since she was like 14, right? Here's, here's the issue. Weed was different then. Weed has been altered big time within just the last, I would even say the last four years, even last two years, it has been altered to be stronger. So in these tests, and I, I
agree with that. It's like, is it taboo looking at most of them with the age of development right where they can actually have where their hormones and that again, that's to think about as well. It's not just the brain elasticity, because that's what they're more worried about now in in mild to moderate use, it's OK. So that's what in my mind I'm thinking. So if they've got a ton of CB1 receptors totally.
So for me where I might not have as many and for me to experience the same type of euphoria even as you, I might have to take a ton more to get the same even medicinal benefit that I might need. So as a kid who has a million CB one receptors, not statistically that an actual number, but like a lot more maybe in comparison to someone who's older, could they get the same therapeutic medicinal benefit that I do in a
micro dose? Because what they need is such a tiny dose because it isn't needing all of this, because they have so many more receptors, they could still maybe potentially gain benefit. But again, micro dosing doesn't give those same long term damaging concerns that they're like, oh, this. Well, and that you're exactly right because it's the chronic use. It's kids smoking everyday, multiple times a day. To get high out of their mind. So really high doses again.
So in my mind I'm like, well, what if it's a micro dose? What if it's a low dose? Is there is there medicinal value and benefit that even a teens or 20 year old could get from that? And again, would it just come down to dosing cannabinoid profile and you know, maybe going you don't need crazy high THC because you've got all these recept like I don't know, I'm not.
I, I I'm. Not a lot of studies out there because no, it's all just pulled from different areas of like what was it called, the specific type of data and it's just kind of like gathered compiled data from many sources of all these different things, not like small. Pockets here or there specific. Studies that showed this because no one's going to study cannabis on their like it's not going to
happen. So that's what I'm very curious on is like if that was effectively studied could but I. I think it's case by case again, but that, but I think though I I'm with you because I think that teachers would be by far for me right now thinking about it, the bioavailability and the long term use where you can treat it like medicine. The only issue I have with vapes and flour, it's easy for them to
not understand dosing. Yeah. Well, and this is again like, because it talked about society, and if you grow up in a society where you learn that cannabis is medicine, it has all these properties and benefits and values, your approach will be different. Your experience will be different most of the time
because of all of these factors. So if you educate them on that, maybe they're not going to go in with the high dose with all of that, because they'll approach it with a more respectful thing of like, I know what this is, I know what this does. I don't need to be afraid of this. I need to kind of like mushrooms. I need to respect this, you know, the set and setting. It's a, it's a mild psychedelic in some form. So it's, it's the same thing of like, I need to respect that set
and setting. Who are the people I'm with? What is the music I'm listening to? What is the headspace I'm in, You know, am I out and about in public and fearful because I'm going to get caught or busted, you know, Or am I at home in my room and my parents are upstairs and I'm trying to blow it out the window 'cause I'm trying to be sneaky? Oh. Dude, I had that happen in my house. My my son Nick comes upstairs all dead. I'm smelling weed downstairs. I'm like, I go down there first
thing. I'm like, did you take my shit? And he goes, no, that's even worse. You're like, then what the fuck are you smoking? Yeah, exactly where did you get it? I was pissed. I was like, you don't know what the fuck's in that. No, I don't trust your fucking friends. That's the thing I hate. Like I I don't want my kids to ever get to the point that that they they'd steal it or that they do that. Luckily, I'm so far at the stage that I haven't had to worry
about them trying to consume. But I do know that when it gets gets to that stage like it's that fear of quality of product and going shit. I would much rather I wouldn't want them to steal from me, but I'd rather them consume my products than just a random one that I don't know what it is. Yeah, And some people may sit on the fence of that. They might go, well, you know, are you that parent who give
alcohol to them? One. No, no. Two, I would rather know what they're putting into their body, especially when it's like this. And that's why I'm a huge advocate for figuring out a dosing schedule with teachers. And teachers would be a great way to go with that one. I want to, I, I, you know, if, if. Yeah. There's a lot talk. About that offline but.
There's a lot of stuff around autism now that I'm seeing even with more like CBD studies and that that are coming out are strains they're trying to navigate and create with that. Which tinctures 100% would be the way to dose 'cause you can like 1. More bioavailability. I mean, if you're making it with MCT oil, I mean, you're, you're already fast tracking it to your body. Like it's what I love that you make because I know other people that will do it with like fucking olive oil.
I'm like, what are you doing? Oh, I've done that for cooking, but that's only for cooking. And then again, like you said, avocado oil would be way better for that. Oh, be tastier. Oh yeah, it would be. MCTS, like it's not bad, but it almost like tastes like Lube, you know? You know what I mean. Not that I know. No, no, I know.
I know when I went to Denver and bought, they had a cannabis infused Lube out there years ago and when we got home, Emily and I were looking at it and the ingredients were literally just MCT oil infused with cannabis. And I was like what the fuck? I can make this at home for like $0.10 on the dollar, Like $0.03 on the dollar. Like why am I going to go pay 'cause I think it was like 60-70 bucks for this little tiny bottle of like infused dude Lube stuff We're.
We're going to have to do a whole episode on sex and marijuana. Like, dude, we got we got to look it up and I mean, we got to try this shit out too. I mean I. Don't know. I mean, wow, the start of Brandon Jesse's Only Fans. I have not really. Well, Brandon is going to be on there now for sure, dude. So here's here's something I wanted to I wanted to leave it here at the end. Maybe we'll turn it into APDF and we'll give it over there, but build a board for a cannabis sesh.
So I started thinking about like we could do a a cuterry board but only a checuterie board or whatever the. Fuck shark coochie board. Shark coochie board. That's fucking funny, dude. It's like wash your sister sauce. No, she's got a husband. That's what they're for. OK, so we've got a couple different things for your high board, you can do sharp cheddar, strong flavor plus high fat. So the sharper, it's a little bit fatter, right? Brie or goat cheese.
Creamy, dreamy, herping, rich. Trader Joe's has this like goat cheese log that's covered in this like blueberry stuff on the outside that with some fucking I have these crackers from there so good. Oh dude that sounds delicious. I'm actually a really big fan of goat cheese, surprisingly. I like goat cheese. I like the Brie and goat cheese are very similar in texture. Oh yeah, they're both, I think Breeze a little softer, but like, yeah, they're very.
It's so good though. But I mean, I thought about it was like that'd be kind of cool. And then almonds and cashews, we talked about that earlier. That's going to help support the long time of their. I like pistachios. I really like pistachios. Now the mango slices, dried or fresh, I know there's a big thing about mangoes and all that. You have to have a lot of it. Just have them for the flavor because they're fucking. They're delicious. That's it. They're amazing dark chocolate nibs.
Yeah. The little nibs so it's the closest to original cacao. Like it's like but not as processed as other chocolates, right? Really good stuff. Or go get ritual chocolate bars. Those are definitely the best chocolate I have ever found. And all of the ones I've, well, all the ones I get are dark chocolate, because that's. My favorite chocolate. Yeah, I love dark chocolate. Milk chocolate is just too sweet. Yeah.
I don't like it anymore. Crackers made from whole grains kind of just keep things going, but here's a cool one. Cucumbers or Pickles? Why? Resets the palate and keeps you grounded. So in those there's terpenes that help you feel calmer. Interesting. Crazy. Yeah, even another weird one. Broccoli, Cauliflower I. Mean I love. They will bring your hide down. What crazy. Do you know why or what it says that causes that? For a different episode. All right. Yeah, we'll go.
And vegetables. And weed. And then the last thing, grapes and apple slices sugar for light of euphoria. So sugar helps with euphoria and but it won't overkill it. And I, I think that's a, a thing like, you know, grapes and, and stuff like that. Grapes are. They didn't put olives on there. Nope. Who the fuck doesn't put olives on there? Shark coochie board. I don't like them. You don't like olives?
I don't mind them, but. Black is green or like any of them, but I. Think about this whole. Thing toe blue cheese stuffed olives. No black olives. I'm good. That's about it. I can't hardly get into them. I love olives, black olives, green olives. Like when we do shark coochie boards, we have like tons of different olives. They're fantastic. I I. I don't know no, but dude, this, this was cool. Like I I enjoy. What did you think, man? It was really interesting.
The one thing that I didn't really expect to find, there are terpenes that they have found that they've tested in animals, but actually like release cannabis like a fax just from the terpene alone, yeah. Testing, I was like, that's crazy. Yeah. The, the, the the coolest thing is, is how deep this goes because it's really easy for people to go. I take it I feel good or I'm anxious or I can't go outside because the FBI is trying to get. Me and we like scratch the surface.
We have so many, so guys expect a lot of these coming out. We're still got strain reviews. We're never going to abandon that. Were you? Yeah. And this is a new evolution guys. So we are excited. Check out cannabis school, go over there. We're finding companies to be able to put on approved and getting codes for you guys. Getting some sweet new devices sent out. I think we're getting a store, a doctor dabber for Jesse. It's a small one too and I'm
super pumped. Oh. My God, I love their products. You know what, guys? We changed up about the same time. Yeah, a couple years ago. We, we needed to change things up. You guys felt it, you loved it. And now we just made another change. It's still interesting as hell. It's just a little bit more focused. Catch you next week. Take care.