Jesus Christ OG

Welcome to cannabis school. I'm your host Jessie Angeles and I'm Brandon Elder and we're here to talk to you about everything pertaining to cannabis from bait, flower Edibles, strains and everything in between. Branded. Once you introduce a string. Yeah. Today we're going to talk about. Jesus. Oh gee. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, gee or Odysseus OG Odysseus. See now now we're starting to get into every type of deity. So yeah. Jesus. So g. Wow. What can't be said about Jesus.

OG that hasn't already been said about. Well about marijuana, you know what a mess. I don't feel like Jesus OG made me feel like I died for three days. Came back and see, you're always going to the end of the story. Go to the time where he was just walking around, being a cool hippie. 448 it 40 days in the desert. No, no, you know, that's a different story. But let's just like, you know, how he just went around and he was super chill with people.

Yeah, and he was like, you know, helping out people who are blind or, you know, he's always talking to hookers, right? Is like hey, what's going on? No, nothing cannabis oil. Yeah, just dip it in everywhere. And honestly, that's what I really liked about this strain. Even though it says, it's an Indica, but it's energizing like a sativa. You must have only looked at Leafly. Yeah, I know. I'll everywhere else actually talks about it being more of a sativa leaning hybrid, which

makes sense. Hmm. So I think a lot of that it was was completely skewed but thinking about like it, and I often say this to people, you know, and being a Christian, I say to people, I'm like look, if you want to be more like Jesus, here you go smoke this because I'll tell you what, it gets, rid of the stigmas that you have, in your mind against other people, rather be races, whether it be Creed, whether they like a different sports team, I'm not

even to sports, but yeah, I can either, I find that I'm not so worried about Making sure people like me. I just, I feel like I can be who I am and they can set me for who I am. So G. So G is not a spiritual strain. It is a chill out and don't be an asshole strength. So, this strain I have not tried either of the genetics that, this comes from like, Hells Angel OG and Jack the Ripper. And I've neither hello, huh? I've not tried either of those Strains.

Yeah, we had a little bit of rainbow sherbert before it's, he's trained. So yeah. So hell's hell's OG and Jack the Ripper Hell's Angel, oh gee well, I mean, it can go by either one of those from what I've read, hell's or Hell's Angel. Yeah. But I think it's kind of tried that I have. Has no neither one of those.

I've I had a couple friends who had Jack the Ripper as swore by Jack the Ripper, but that's just kind of a funny combination especially with each one of the lineage over there and things that come from Jesus OG like watermelon, mimosa and sweet. Jesus Sweet. Jesus try sweet Jesus. If you tried sweet, Jesus let us know down there. That's no, that'd be super crazy curious. I bet that sweet. Jesus sounds delicious.

Sweet. Jesus does sound delicious and you take it every week on Sunday or how often do you take Sue. Jesus will just like everybody asks within the Christian world, if you feel the need to pray, go ahead and do so. So that's the same thing, right? Sh has I be praying all the time? Well, I mean, but honestly think about it. Like all of you out there when you are on cannabis, do you have a hard time? Being - like, it's almost difficult. You got to really try like it's work.

I got to work at being an ass. Yeah. Like it's fucking exhausting. Like, I don't want to sit there and just be a dick The whole time I want to let go of that and it helped me recently. This Jesus OG would have helped me out a lot. I went on a Six-Day, RV trip with my family, my wife's sister and her mom. Yeah. My two nephews. How was that? It was, it was absolutely

exhausting. And I had cannabis with me, I used Pineapple Express while I was out there, helped me quite a bit but That's when I'm at like a campground. Yeah, this massive thing, hooking up, the shitter hooking up, the water hooking up. The, the I mean, where we had that if we not, we were running off a generator all night.

So it was absolutely exhausting. Just exhausting driving from one place to another, but I will say this, I was using cannabis the entire time and I didn't I didn't get as mad as I normally would on these long-ass rides. It was excruciating. If you've been on an RV trip, you know, you've been there and you're like, Fuck this, I'm not doing this anymore or your crazy. And you just say, this is the life for me. I'm not gonna lie, Jesse. It sounds like you had a blast. It was fucking amazing.

Like, I think staff is wanting you to go do this again. Oh, hell no. She's like, never again. Will never do this again. This is awful. So this strange uses Shoji actually has a decent levels on th see, it's like 2024, it's not too bad. Pretty pretty low, wow, but it has a wide terpene profile, really? Yeah, it had mirror seen beta carefully. Mean little ol Alpha, human lean and limonene. Yeah, that would explain the slight citrusy taste that you get from.

I mean, because I've only had this in flour. Yeah. Same night. So definitely like lemony citrusy flavors in there. Absolutely Piney. Guess a sweet kind of tanginess in there but not so much on the cop. I mean. Yeah, you're definitely depending on what you're smoking or what, you're smoking it from. The cough can definitely be there, but on this one, I didn't get very coffee on it. It was a very light.

I mean, I remember Ember the the nugs from this one were very light and Airy even after the grind it wasn't super sticky. It must have been a dry grow but still, it was, it was really good. It was wonderful. The wasn't harsh on The Taste either know. The know. The taste was really still along that very citrusy Piney flavors with it. I actually thought it was decently smooth for being one of them were like you said. Dryer flowers that we've had.

Yeah, it was I mean very popcorn E. I mean, and we maybe you know because again it comes from the different geographical area where you're consuming cannabis. If you're consuming cannabis more towards the east coast, it could be quite a bit different. But from where we got this, it was, it was really nice. Super nice. Yeah, it was it was really good and we've had it, we've stacked it with other ones but this This is something that I see as a standalone strain, you can use this in.

This is a good any time of the day, strain, absolutely not. When you really have to worry about. It was very fast on set. I started feeling like in my eyes and around my head with it, exactly where I felt it but it's very like mine stimulating a very very cerebral string. Yeah so I can see that it was. Yeah I think it's great for if you're working. For anyone like analytical or creative, if you're doing anything in that realm, this strain just has such good, like mental focus.

Yeah. I was about to say for those who are working in the hybrid space or you're able to continue to leave work at home. This is a great strain that you could be able to smoke throughout the day that would help you stay on. Task it that for me somebody who has ADHD constantly thoughts ideas are coming in there the way I explain it. It, is that a strain like Jesus? Oh, gee. It's going to make everything in

your brain. Just slow down slightly so you can focus and I would say this would be a great thing. Well, like you said, like if you're just, if it's a number crunching thing you have clients, you're taking care of whatever it may be. Whatever your job is, this is great. Yeah, you can see what for JetBlue, using some Jesus. Yeah. And it's surprisingly for being more of a satima sativa dominant, strain, It has a lot of like body relaxing settles in with it. Yeah, so this is the perfect

strain. You will notice for anything artistic visual sounds are better colors? Or better food tastes better. Things, feel better. It is a very euphoric strain. Yeah, it's a good idea. It's like a date night strain, right? Yeah. You and your significant other just like, you know what? Let's go out and have a great night and be venturous. Start. Trying different foods may be something you never would try before. Yeah. And go out on this strain and you're giggling.

You're smiling. It's going to promote an atmosphere of fun. Oh yeah. Most people like you were saying it's good for ADHD. Yeah, it's also used for bipolar disorder. Chronic pain depression, fatigue, migraines, nausea, PTSD, and stress. So it's used for a wide variety of things. From mental issues, you know, a lot of us struggle with stress depression anxiety every day, it's just part of life and the with it being even more sativa dominant, it is fantastic, right?

That you're getting, that pain relief, that stress, everything else that it's coming. This had a crazy amount of cannabinoids to or can be bred with a crazy amount regular THC. Delta 9 THC CBN, Delta 88 in its natural occurring. Form, not, wow, it's down to Delta 88.

Well yeah, I mean Trace Amounts in there but I can only imagine I mean keep going CBD, a CB C CB G and C BG a so This has a crazy amount of cannabinoids a really large terpene profile, depending on the cultivar obviously in and how they read it. But yeah this has the ability to just be truly an amazing all-around strain you know it just came to my mind right now was that you could see this strain as a mood stabilizer.

So for those who are into who understand pharmacology, you know, when typically you know, You'll see a doctor who's going to try and do you know, add more than one type of medication to be able to get an enhanced effect. So this would be almost the exact same thing. This is going to be able to Aid with that part of your mind. That's trying to stay focused but at the others time it's really trying to gel everything together in a very nice format for me. It's I struggle with that with

ADHD. I don't know, man. I just Mara wanted. Yeah, I'm sure he's got a good shitty anyways. Yeah, I was like, where the fuck is he going? I was surprised that with this train for new users or heavy doses, people have found couch lock Nami which was like What? Not Me. Jesus, Jesus is just going to sit with you and hold your hand on the couch. I mean, hey maybe it is that maybe that's why it's called do this because he sit your ass down to saying that it's cool dude.

You can talk about your feelings which is talk about your feelings. I'm down with that. Like, maybe a hectic, hit off this blunt first, that's where I was going for. But, you know, when you think back it's I enjoyed the sensation on there. I just felt very Very open and easy to talk with. And I think the dosing is definitely some factor that we need to talk about for the dosing. For me on this was, I could smoke a full bowl of this. Totally be functional operational and I'm a bit.

I'm in the medium scale of of my tolerance that I can handle. Yeah. And that a good tolerance. Yeah, it's pretty. I mean, I can hang but it's a good one where I could smoke a ball on my own and then load another one. Socially, would you be a great social strain? Oh yeah. Jesus would be awesome to smoke. Is a like, with a group. He brings the crowds. Yeah, it's a funny because I'm not even religious. Yeah, honestly, though. Jesus didn't make me munchie. I wasn't craving, like crackers

or wine, or like anything. Yeah. Hey, yeah. I think that's kind of funny, like, you know, When you think about different strains, this one is good. On that other side. We're not super dry mouth. Mmm. No, I like that. I don't chill. I don't like strains. That have crazy amounts of cotton mouth but I felt like Jesus is OG was pretty mild.

Yeah, as far as that went and that's probably why it's such a great social strain because it you find that if you get real bad cottonmouth you just don't want to talk because you're going to be drinking water the entire time, and if you're drinking water there in time time, then you're gonna be pissing half. The other time. So it's like I got like four minutes of conversation. I gotta go piss on your is checking water the whole time, right? So think about that.

If, if you have a profession that you can use cannabis throughout the day, then maybe you should think about different strains to couple, the needs that you are trying to be able to accomplish, right? So if it's Focus, if it's calmness of thinking trying to reduce the anxiety, like maybe you're a person who sets appointments and that sucks, bro. And I both have done those kind of jobs. Yeah, it blows gr. Yeah, where your focus is just to get people to sign up for an

appointment. It's a lot of fear and anxiety that builds up there, and we know what that feels like. So this would be a great strain. If you're making cold calls, is the cold call, strain for their sales. People that listen to, this is a cold call strain. Nothing better than having Jesus, on your shoulders. And yeah, I can cold calls. He see those Stills feet of in the sand next to you. He was right by the hole. The hell cut off, even put him in the sand.

I know it was a sick joke of walking around like this and shit. Now who like you think about like I don't know, I think that's why this may have been including and a figure such as Jesus in it because honestly it

just makes you feel very open. Very easygoing creative you, very worried relaxed happy and uplifting or like the most common and And I would dare say like Democratic and not in the way of saying, left or right democratic mean that you can see both sides, the true meaning of democratic, right? Having an actual like convert conversation about change and trying to be able to figure out how each side feels about it. Not a terrible debate like we have nowadays and bullet.

Exactly. Right. So I do something get done I would say we put this shit on a fogger. We drop that in the house. House. We dropped that in Congress. Yeah, it's at least like, you know, a 10-minute blackout over there. The doors are sealed up and it's all negative positive. It's a with a negative air flow where it's constantly being pulled in, right? So you're pushed out dude, getting awesome, really big to yeah, why not? And then have a conversation?

I mean, you would see like we'd have to change their have to be like Federal positions of snack. People, that just push a cart around. Ali's and of Congress, you know, it's funny because we could probably get rid of half the jobs already at Congress that are redundant a waste of time, a waste of money and have them put into something like a snack person. Yeah. And bring value to the government and to people and they could be really open about their sponsorships.

You know today's bill being passed is brought to you by Snickers and Frito-Lay's. Get you some chips don't be a Karen. Eat a Snickers, right? All right, and then if they start filibustering, they're

just getting mad. They're just fog them again with some Jesus OG like no doubt bug, Foggers, when you're gonna get all the bugs, exactly what I'm thinking, but instead you just count all the idiots and turning them, it's actually telling him you're just turning them into like killing them with kindness. Yeah, they're not dying. Well I go their ego is maybe Holly time. Yeah the egotist ego death. Great. That's a good one, right? So this Train is good for ego death.

If you think that your britches are a little too big, this is going to take you down a peg or two or if your britches are too small. Yeah. And if they are, you know, you should get that checked out because I've heard that it will cause sterility. Mmm. Oh that's rough. Tight high on door tight pants. I don't know where this conversation just went off to but I will tell you this. Thanks for sticking through it. Yeah. And I'm going to bring that Mike right there, that's better.

So Brandon, what would you what review, uhhh? Let's see. Oh, I've got a couple. I have a really short one that I just want to throw in first, do it because it made me laugh. Do it? The review just said so good. It will make you Catholic. Ha ha ha. And I couldn't have a check with that dude. That's awesome. I saw that one. I was great and there was another one that was just like, it's a great social strain.

I suffer from mild social anxiety, which some Reigns of marijuana can exacerbate, Jesus OG has the opposite effect, like a lot of sativas, it energizes me, makes me feel euphoric, even, but unlike most at Eva's, this one, makes me talkative and social, rather than that energy and Euphoria just staying in my head between my two ears, to put another way, most at Eva's reinforce, my introverted even social anxiety, driven

tendencies. Jesus, how G counteracts, those Tendencies enables me to enjoy social time with other people more and be more fun to be around. Just a very uplifting positive, strain that enhances my connections with the people I'm around. That's pretty cool. I, I know there's a really short one that I wanted to read office and holy shit. This got me lifted like Jesus Christ, this strain gives you a great head high. Good God. Pick this up if you can but dear Lord, don't forget about the

boat times. I mean, the last part time, see that just means that guy did exactly what he should have done. He was prescribed one full bowl by himself and again it's not going to make you cough. It's pretty good. I wondered if his lifted meant he was able to walk on water weed. I didn't test that. I didn't test it either next but I'm not prone to That kind of pipe being around water. No. Walking on top of it, a couple friends. Try that.

How drunk were they? I don't remember, but it was, it was pretty bad, but yeah, they they walked right off the boat way too drunk ouchies. Yeah. Good times jumping in the water. All right. So yeah. If you have an opportunity to be able to try this out and it goes by, I mean, it's a Jesus. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, gee. Yeah. All of the above. Yeah, Jesus. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, gee or Odysseus. Oh, gee.

Yeah. And when you go into your dispensary, ask them about, you know, what they have available. We've never tried it in a carton or in a net. All we have tried it in flour as we always say. Flour first, it's always the best. You're going to get the best experience from it but yeah great Standalone strain. No need to stack it. It's good the way it is. Daytime get stuff done and you can actually sleep on this too. Yeah.

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