Welcome to Cannabis School. I'm your host, Jesse Angeles. And I'm Brandon Elder. And we're here to talk to you about everything pertaining to cannabis from vape, flower, edibles, strains, and everything in between. Dude I am so excited for this. I feel like it's been a minute since we've had a good solid sativa hybrid. We have been doing a lot of hybrids and a lot of indicas, which is awesome. I got to say that I have shifted a lot of my consumption towards that and it's always depending
upon how I feel. So even if it's early in the day, sometimes when I just need people to leave me alone, I will go to an indica and this sativa hybrid. It sounds like a delicious one. What? What's the name? And it smells delicious too. This is Jamba Juice from Betty Wellness. Now we know this is grown by Dragonfly, but it's in Betty Wellness packaging. And the flower, honestly I'm looking through the bottom of this, it is like so dusty, so tricone covered. It's so tricone covered.
And we're going to be grinding it up in this nifty little. What's the? What is it called? It's. Lazy Ant is the brand and I'm actually going to pass this over to Jesse so he can grind up a nag. So this one is very different. It looks like Halo Top ice cream. You ever seen that? It's like a 0 calorie type of ice cream. I would only know about that because I'm a diabetic. But when you open it up, there's no ice cream inside. Now is a very tall grinder.
It is very tall but even though it look at that, it looks like it would be perfectly smooth. But I love that you can feel the outlines of the leaves. Now when I saw this originally, I thought this was the smallest coffee grinder you have ever bought. I'm like, yeah, this would be good for camping. Oh yeah, it would have been fantastic. And if that was a coffee grinder, I'm sure that would be perfect. Portable like. Yeah, but when it comes to grinders, I I really like a lot of them.
Now. I'm a huge fan of Stash. Yeah, love Stash Grinder. The other one that I have, it's still good, it's just. Weird. Maybe on rock? Yeah. You know what we we should trade on those and you try that one and I'll try this one for a little while. The bro. No, you got rid of yours. You sucked it up. Yeah, you shouldn't have gotten rid of yours. You know what I'm gonna do? Stash. I'm gonna go get it back. I don't want your shitty one that you don't like as much.
I love my stash. So here's the thing that I like about it, and here's the thing I don't like about it. I don't like the waves, but I like the waves. I'll tell you it's the fastest grinder I've ever used. Wet, Wet or dry is the fastest grinder I've ever. Used 'cause they're not, they don't grind it. Ribs. They or. Separate it. Yeah, yeah, just like the stash does. This, however, is. A grinder. Yeah, this has got teeth on the top, which is very cool like. The same diamond shape you see
in a lot of grinders. Yeah, yeah. And your typical catcher, it's got a Keef catcher underneath it. Really. Mm hmm. How do you separate under that though? It lifts out. I hadn't actually pulled it apart. OK. Yeah, that's fantastic. So it's really cool, but the only thing that I am like curious on is that this thing is big and I know that there's a sound comes from it and I'm going to play it.
First, yeah, the other thing I'm curious on as we're talking, we're kind of looking at it. That's going to get dirty and it's going to fall through. Yeah, that's down the center of stem. And then I worry that it would get into the music box that it would like because there's just a tiny wiggle room around that. And Keith is tiny, like it gets in all the cracks on my grinder. So I. Oh dude, my grinder gets so just a little areas Keith gets in there. Even the stash grinder.
Every grinder I've. Had every grinder. The areas that like close together in that there's always. And it looks like a shit stain inside there. It's like stuck and like cakes on. You're like oh man, now I got to soak it with a rubbing alcohol to get this off. Now I will say this, I do like how deep that is. Oh yeah, that's a big nug fitting in there too. Yeah, dude. And it's, you know, usually my other grinder, it kind of feels like a little bit of a chore. I'm nervous now.
I was kind of curious because of that handle turning like. I was wondering if it would be too hard or how that handles because and. We're. Going to find out. Yeah, we'll test it and see. I don't. I I like the screw top and I don't like the screw top. I don't know. I'm still out. On well I mean stash has the screw for the main base 2. Oh the on rock doesn't though. It twists in like a little clip other way. There you go. Magic. And just like that, we're we're ground.
Very nice grind. Very nice grind, and here's a really cool thing that I do like about this. Look how clean that fucking thing is. Oh, it does look really clean. It doesn't have a lot of stuff stuck in the top like in the teeth and that. That's cool. OK, meet my words. This thing is fucking awesome. And this smell dude like. I can smell that from here. That smells even better than what it did when it was inside the bag, because the bag smells of me. Here's a little, here's a little
piece I pulled from there. But I really like how you know what's really cool too, dude, you can just pull that little screen out and then you've got it all right there. Yeah, lift the whole tray and you've got it. How much Keef falls through Nothing. Tiny tiny little keef on this. I don't think it's a Keef catcher. I think it's just a. It's just. You just separate your keef. Yeah, you could totally do that. Well, and the cool thing it's, it's flat and plastic on the bottom.
So you'd be able to to just pull it out. And I bet if you clean it with ISO or something regularly it's. But dude, like right there, if you want your key, if you can be JG keef worth, I want my keef and I want to know. Yeah. All right. I love that when when Q Pen said that I laughed my ass off. I was pretty high too so. I mean, it's, it's quite clever for sure. I just he's not my favorite
creator. No, no, no, no. It was like Eric Khan. I used to like Eric Khan a lot and then it was just like 1/2 gram dabs fucking you. Wanna watch me get as high as I can? No not really and it's dude Q pins is the same thing now like he does his live and he is just fucked up. Well dude, since I grind it, you my friend. I did. I did smoke it. Oh, you did? I thought it was like a bowl. Well, it smells so wonderful. Dude I I really like this grinder. So it's.
I am shocked. What is it called again? It's made by Lazy Ant is the name of the brand. Lazy Ant. It's like a music box grinder. I love this. I really, you know, the thing I like about the most bro was this. I don't have the motion of it. It it just cut so well it. Didn't feel when I was spinning it to play music like it was actually doing anything, like it was rotating like it is such a
smooth. Symbol how I did it was when I went like this, like you got to do this back and forth to shake it and then run it and then done. But what I'm really impressed with is how clean it is. That's pretty cool. And it's pretty tall. I don't know. I like it, dude. Yeah, you, you guys are awesome. Thank you guys so much. There will be a link down below. Go ahead and check it out. See if this is something you guys want to get for the holidays. Yeah, musical grinder.
I'm sure they have different music tones or things you can check out. You know, if they have Wiz Khalifa in there or maybe what's it called, what's his name? Some 2 joints have the two joints song. Oh dude, that'd be awesome. I wonder. If they could or if they have custom ones that you can do that. 'D be cool. I'm sure there's like something but you know, as big as this is, I almost want to think like the music comes out the bottom. Is there a way to upload new music?
I don't know what it has, some rubber thing on the bottom? Dude, what is that for? You can put shit in it. Oh a lot of people don't know this but you can hide your weed in. There you can hide your weed in there. It's awesome. Dude. You guys have thought, you know what, at first I was like what the fuck? But now I am like, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I do like the the little. Glass top. Too. That too. And the handle tips down, Yeah. So it lays flat, you know?
Yeah, it's just. It's just sleek and nice. All right, let's get into it. Brandon already took a hit. I'm gonna go smoke. So you should take a hit. This is made with blueberry. Yum Yum Bluebird. Oh my God. So that always goddamn. Couch. That reminds me of the song from Ludacris and even before I was ever smoking cannabis, I loved that song. And so that mixed with Purple Haze is how you get Jamba Juice. That's a really smooth sativa.
Right, but it's not like overly to my like I don't feel face tingles. I don't feel I. Don't feel anything yet but that it means it's usually a creeper. Yeah, it also has. So this one has like ACBGA good percent, it's like 1% CBG. That's a Betty treat. Yeah, well, Dragonfly like they they have quite a bit of CBGI feel like that they have in their strengths. This one's like 19% THC so it's not crazy high.
Which I preferred. Like I had a conversation yesterday with the local yokel and he's like, yeah, I've got this one strain, it's like 30% THC and I'm all good Lord. And he goes, yeah, it's pretty amazing. And I'm like, you know, I have no hate on that, but what I see when somebody has to use that much THC and lots of it, it's like drinking like bottom shelf whiskey. I'll drink it all and I'll drink as much as I can get and. What are you running from? What?
What are you running from? What's in your? Gummies like it, that thing, it just doesn't make sense like I. But again, I'm only saying it from my tolerance. My tolerance has increased though. It has increased. I love flour. Flour makes me feel the best. I do notice the more I smoke the more I have to smoke because I can't just get buzzed or high off that. So I've been mixing edibles throughout my day. Hybrid. I need to get a sativa one. Got jams?
Oh, what have your thoughts been on jams? So I'm going to do a comparison on both. Tender told me good things about it, but I haven't tried them. Tasty. They are so delicious. They taste just I mean, you know, edibles taste like candy. These things taste like candy that. Are some taste like shit but yeah. Yeah, most some taste really good. This one tastes amazing because it tastes like Jolly Rancher green apple It it and it's it's a good. Strong dose. It's a strong flavor.
Now here's the cool thing. They're only I think are 5 or 10 milligrams per edible, but I compared them to another tablet form edible. The dragonfly dry ones. OK. The 10 mill, No, I have a 5 milligram jams, 10 milligram dragonfly. Dragonfly's meh. I wonder what the cannabinoid profile like the full breakdown of each one is and if that is where the difference comes from I think.
I think it's fat content, you know, the things that are inside that because the edible that I had from jams takes about 30 minutes to kick in OK, And it's like pretty nice. It's just a super like, it's like one of those like the the imagining is this dude you floating on the Provo River with Sonny's on and some good music and tunes.
Every time I float. With just joints in a little container that you just, when you finish one, you grab another, you start doing one of those chain smoking things. It's that feeling of just pure relaxation. The other ones, they're OK, they're not bad, but I kind of feel the same way that you did, bro. I can eat like two of those in one sitting. I can eat 20 milligrams and that's a high dose for me.
Fine. 5 milligrams. If I eat two of those, I'm going to be pretty fucked up. On the jams. And the jams are supposed to be lower quality, but I'll tell you what dude, those are tasty ones and they're cheap as fuck. They were only $19.00 and I got like 25 of those bitches. How many milligrams total? Like a hundred 250. Is about 100, maybe a little more but it was great and they sell higher doses. Yeah. So I feel like this strain shifted the lighting.
It made the lights a little more dimmed, but illuminated like dimmed the outside, like the depth how far the light goes, but it illuminates more of the actual light itself. And, and I'm glad that we talked for a little while because this, this is a creeper. This one isn't instant hitter where you feel it right away. This is a really slow 1. And so I'm curious. I mean, I'm going to keep smoking until I get to the point where I'm high. I don't feel high at all. I feel very chill.
Yeah, I don't feel. High but I feel it lightly dusting my head dude. Weirdly enough, I feel it in my back. Really. Yeah, I just feel it on the sides, you know, just the top of it, like almost warm. I feel it just there at the top. I don't feel it further in my back. Yet Nope, just at the top, like around the shoulder blades and shit. Yeah, that's exactly where I feel it. That's a weird feeling, yeah. It's nice though, like it's very subtle, very smooth, which is
fantastic. This is a delicious strain. It's very nice. It's. It's supposed to be a very alert focused type of strain so it's not heavy like. What was that doctor that we taught? I always forget name. No, you're not. It just. No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm good with things and I'm good with like. Doctor Riley Kirk. Riley, Kirk. Riley Kirk, Captain Kirk Riley. Got it. I have to associate things with other things that help me to remember it. Names are the worst for me.
I have the hardest with names. Sometimes I remember them great, other times I'm like oh shit I don't remember who. Anyone. Was I'm more excited about talking to the person than knowing their name. I think that's a weird thing, but that's just how I am. Yeah, well, because I love talking to the person that I'm like fuck, I don't even remember their name or I don't even know if I got their name. Oh, you know what I typically do now though? I just own it.
I go, hey, I don't remember your fucking name. I'm so. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, because it's like, like it's not a big deal. And then usually if I ask them after that, I'm going to remember their name then because it's like, oh shit, hey, we've been talking. And it might even turn into a joke, too. Like they might go Riley. And I'm like, of course, yeah. But sorry, I'm a little high, I must be because I don't remember your name. It just goes back to the my friend Barb. She's so funny.
She's just like, yeah, my husband smokes pot tea. It was a job I got and I was and the company's no longer around. So it's totally cool for me to talk about. But it's it was a medical company, a medical product company that sold these like cool, like pumps that you can just put on your side. And then we'll continually give you medicine throughout the day. And one of the things that when I got hired there, they're like, OK, you have to piss test.
And I was just super honest with him to say, hey, I use cannabis. And this is before I had my card and this barely had become legal. And she's like, oh, that's cool. Can you abstain for like 30 days to take a piss test? I'm like that. And she goes, OK, well, we'll just say that you forgot. And I'm like, you're so awesome. She goes, that's cool. My husband smokes too. And I'm like, oh, yeah, how often she goes.
Whenever a cloud goes over the sun, he goes up, got to go inside, smoke a joint, and I'm like, go inside. He goes, yeah, 'cause he goes outside, he sees the side, he goes, well, I have a reason. And I'm like, you don't need a reason. It's amazing. But I know the one thing that Doctor Riley Kirk had talked about. And that's such a cool thing to say. Doctor Riley Kirk. It sounds like, you know, we'll. Have you talked to Doctor Riley Kirk? No. You know what, I I appreciate it.
So we I'll let you go into your doctor Riley Kirk thing. But when we went on that Utah cannabis board meeting the other day, two days ago, and they had two doctors on there, or at least one. Oh yeah. And listening to them was like pulling teeth. And I. It's not your strength. No, I don't think I could have gotten high enough to make that discussion enjoyable. That's so funny 'cause I was smoking the entire time. So was I, and I still wasn't.
High enough to listen to that. I was like Jesus Christ, but yet Doctor Riley Kirk was so easy to talk to, so well spoken. She could articulate things and it was like simple, easy to understand, easy to communicate with, and that was like she brought so much incredible value to the cannabis community. Totally. And and the thing that is so amazing about Doctor Riley Kirk is that she is an expert. Those other ones are clinicians. They. Didn't seem like they ever had used cannabis.
And yet Doctor Riley Kirk's used it since she was 14 as well, all the way to her PhD. Like everything. Higher education. She's like, OK. But one thing that she really likes about Yeah, is her the the types of and I see, I don't even remember her name, but I can remember this detail. Topiroline is something that she says is amazing in sativas. It's great for focus. It's great for clarity. Maybe not so much of getting high. I smoked a good amount.
I want to load up. Well, the bulls lid lit again. We need to get more lit. But what's interesting is that you don't find a lot of strains with the dominant terpene is terpertoline. Yeah, and this one is high dude, is it? The highest terpene. Yeah, .738%. Nice. You normally don't see those numbers with supertoline and any other one. It's usually a minor. Oh yeah, because even beta, Carefline and Limonene are the next, but they're still they're like literally about 1/3 or less
than 1/3. Less than 1/3 of. What terpenolene? .90%. That's incredible. You know, and I mean, it's got Osamine at the bottom, and Osamine's nice for the good feels. And beta miracine. Yeah, Miracine's fantastic for that, but Miracine usually gives you that, and Beta Carefline, I feel give you the euphoria. Well, that might be where the pain relief comes in because it is good for like alert being focused and pain relief pain as well. That's.
Cool, it's. Probably a little bit of like beta curious buried carefully miracine in there that are, you know, helping with that as well. One thing that I would use this for would be I mean one this would be great in an all time all day edible. I have ADHD and I have pain and I had to sit in one place for a really long time. Yeah, I feel like it's not my mind. Doesn't feel like I can wander a ton. Nope. No, I'm very focused.
Yeah, so it's fantastic for that, but I haven't used a ton of it. We've shared one bowl so far and yeah, very focused, very clear headed. I feel like it's probably settled in at this point, but I I don't feel really high in any way. No, I don't feel high and but I do feel it like I feel it in my brain. I feel it more down in my lower back now. It is settling down into my back. I don't feel it in my leg. Very slightly though, not like a hard indica where you feel it
straight up and down. Like I usually feel the indica right in my spine 1st and then it gravitates out which is such a cool thing. It's like honey being slowly poured over something and then heated. Yeah. That's the way I imagine THC going through my body. OK, just. But then sometimes it's just like a fast acting like Alka Seltzer. Sometimes, depending on the strain, it's like instantaneous. Like holy shit, I feel like here
and now it's like here and. I really like this because here's the thing with this, and here's a cool thing too. I'm not munchy. No, not a very munchy strain. I do have cottonmouth though. I it's not clicky but it is to noticeable dry. Yeah. All right. Let's go back in. That's OK. And we're checking out George Jetson from Jet Filtration, our favorite bong. And if you guys haven't yet, Cannabis School site should be up here in a bit and go check out Cannabis School Approved.
This strain has a lot to do with it because this is just one of very many steps that we are taking to be able to elevate cannabis within the community. 02025 is going to be huge for cannabis school. It's going to be huge. It's going to be huge. We're going to have the best site, probably the best site ever for cannabis, but you can look at where we have created this cannabis school approved. Now what we're doing is we're lining up dispensaries.
Brandon and I literally every single day are emailing dispensaries across the United States right now, just the United States. We will be expanding later on now This site is going to have cannabis school approved where we give you dispensaries their ratings on their directions directly from our from our website you can be able. To write medical providers How to get your medical card in each
state. Where to get your medical card in each state as well as cannabis school approved products that we really love and support like George Jetson here. Yeah, absolutely. We're going to be adding to this one where we have cannabis related products, vaporizers, bombs, etcetera and then we're going to start looking outside of that cannabis school approved. It's going to be huge. You're going to see a sticker at a dispensary and outside a nice decal that says we're cannabis
school approved. You're seeing this episode the day it drops. The website is still the one that I created so. No, nobody. That's the thing. Like you get to see the evolution. When you see the evolution of every single, we want to just give you more. We want you to go hang out, have a place to listen to the episode, cruise around and look for your new bong, or check out
a new dispensary. Yeah. Find products that actually resonate and sit with you, stuff that actually aligns with what you're looking for and finding good quality products. Go visiting our website anyways, right? Give us some love. Go over there, get, you know, just take a look at it and go on. But then when you get to the new one, you're going to be like, whoa. Way better. I'm going to hang out here for a
while. And if you guys haven't share this episode with a friend, share it with someone who really could use some Jamba Juice in their life. Yeah, we'll tell you this on ending a super cottonmouth. If you've hit this, hit this bong like three times. If you've got quite a bit of pain, I would suggest going back and visiting this quite a bit, or turn it into a teacher, or turn it into infused sugar, make edibles, whatever. Yeah, 'cause this one's been great, supposedly for arthritis
and like inflammatory disorders. So maybe like IBS, Crohn's, anything like that or inflammation within your body elsewhere because I'm sure there's lots of other ones that have that, so. Yeah, eliminating a lot of sugar from your diet will start lowering the inflammation. But even then, dude, like all the dude, this is great. Like, I like that. Here's the weird thing too, dude, I kind of feel a little bit more warm using it. Like I just feel. Everywhere but my hands.
My hands are a little chilly no, but I have bad circulation to my hands. I. Feel I usually have bad knuckle pain every morning, especially during this turn of the season, just because I have arthritis and I've punched a lot of things. And so now though, dude, this is great. Yeah, Hell yeah. Visit the bowl 3 times. That's what I'm that's what the doctor saying. Smoke this three times. I mean, don't call me tomorrow and go play video games. So I'm very curious on so for
this right now. I feel like this isn't terrible pricing because for an eighth it's 45 bucks. Now it's not the best pricing, but like $45.00 for an eighth. What do you guys pay where you're at for an eighth? You know what, drop it in the comments below. I'm very curious what the comparisons are. Have you noticed like in all of the reaching out to dispensaries that we've been doing in the last month, I noticed some like crazy sales and then I also noticed some very similar
pricing to Utah? It depends on the states, the locations, even the dispensaries cause California has some areas that you can get crazy good deals and then you have some. Of Colorado. That are the exact same pricing as here. Yeah, exactly so. Weird, except for concentrates. Our concentrates are probably
higher than anywhere I've seen. Maryland will probably be the one place that's on par with us. The pricing is almost identical and the value, but then you get to Colorado and you'll get to some dispensaries and it's like $2.00 one gram joints and I'm just like what the fuck dude, I'll buy those all day. But usually it's like a deal or something going on. You have a certain amount, wouldn't that be?
Great. Like you're like, dude, let's go roll by the Dyspo, let's pick up a couple of $2.00 joints, and let's go Frisbee golf. Well, I loved it because every time I would go to Colorado, I would get fantastic deals. But that's like Oregon too. There's certain places that you can go that it's like they're pricing. They're like, they just have it better.
They've been around longer, they have a larger market and they're looking at it. And I'm like, I've gone out to Denver and I was getting $12.00 grams of concentrate and I was getting cool. Well, I got 20 different kinds. Like I got tons to choose from and I was paying $12.00 a gram and then I go here and I'm looking at it like fuck, they're like $7580 for one gram of concentrate. No, thank you. I don't think I can justify that
at all. Yeah, when you look at the concentrate too, dude, it's a it's a it's it's AP. It's a pea size. And I know, but I'm not used to that. I'm used to like the full on fucking monsters that you get. And when I see those, I'm just like and and all of them like the sugar wax that you have with Durbin poison right now or dude, it's great. Oh, cheetah piss. You ever mixed those two? Oh, I love that. That's so that's a wonderful. It's a wonderful like citrusy melody.
But that's the cool part, guys. It's it when you're, you're finding that those good prices, you need to be telling people because it's, it's really hard. Like one of the things that I've really liked around here 'cause we've shit all over Keira Leaf because of, of just the consistency of customer service. So customer service is like #1 for Brandon and I and I won't be a Dick to your people, but I won't revisit you. But I've had to bite my tongue cause of like necessity or
somebody asked me like hey can. You I won't usually be an ass to their face, but I won't take my business there again. And then I'll leave a message for like management if it's that horrible, like I'll e-mail. Yes, I've done that. But like usually, 'cause I'm like, I understand people have bad days. I worked in service, I've worked in customer service since I was 16. I started waiting to like, I've done that 90% of my life.
Totally. But I also understand there's a certain level of like this is your job and how you treat people in that job. Like, you know, it's like sales or anything else. If I went and knocked on your door and I was an asshole, well, I'm probably going to lose my job. Like the, it's just how it. Happens. You know, and so I'm like when I go and there's customer service and I'm like, OK, I understand.
But like, there's still a certain level of like this, you know, every job I've had, it's like, you got to leave your shit at home. Yeah, I get that. I'm having a hard day. I'm having a bad day. I can't take that out on everyone that I interact with because I'm having shit, you know? And it's it's those things that I'm like, all right. But like you said, cure Leafs customer service. But dude, the last time I went in there, I met this bud tender,
the most helpful bud tender. He was informative, he was transparent, he was patient with me even though the place was packed. He was super patient with me. The. Difference is because I don't think it's a training thing. It's a personal passion thing, you know? It has to be the human. Well, because like even one of their pharmacist, like this lady there, dude, she went out of her way for this brand new patient.
He was new to it. He looked like some country hit kid who just barely turned 21 and was excited to go there. And he got there and dude, she was like, I was waiting for about 25 minutes and the entire time I was there, she was so informative. She would brought it down to his level. The other pharmacist, he's kind of a douche. This woman, she was cool. She was wearing like this long screve, a sleeve rash guard that looked like she had sleeve tattoos. It was hilarious. That's hilarious.
And she was this older lady and she was just so passionate about it. The bud tender, same thing. Another bud tender. Same thing. There was another bud tender. Meh, it's a job and I get that, but you know what? For the pay, I'd rather you go work at A at a fast food joint because at least there you can know why you don't like your job. Yeah, not everybody's going to enjoy that job.
There are a few. The thing I don't understand, and this is like any service one especially like dispensary places, bartenders, waiters, any place where you get tipped. Oh dude. I put on the best fucking service every time because that is what it depended on and like so I can give you a better experience. Yep and then I get paid more. Same with the dispensary, if that's what you're job is, why wouldn't you be so enveloped in it? Because you literally are tipped
out of that. OK, well not only will my customers be happier, they're going to come back, but I will also make more. It is like a win, win, win all the way around. That's why I kind of like that. We still have to pay for cat pay. I mean, you can do a cashless debit card at the, but you still got to pay for that too. You got to pay like two or three extra dollars just to use that service.
So you have to think about it. And So what I started making sure I do when I go to dispose is that I have cash on me because I always keep smaller bills depending upon the service
that I get. If I get really good service, dude, I'll put 10 bucks in there, but I'm putting 2 fives in there, or I'm putting A10 in there, or if I've got amazing service, lots of information and they were giving me extra discounts just because they were being chill, dude, I'm going to drop a 20 in there and I don't have a fuck ton of money by any means, but that's what I hold it for. It means something to them when you put it in the jar.
Oh yeah, well, it's the same as like I, that's the service that I love because it's same when I go to a restaurant and I have a waiter and I'm like, cool. Well, I usually feel like 20% is my standard, standard level. I'll tip more if it's better, I'll tip under if it's worse, but I'll let them know because it's like my drink was empty the entire time. You know, I saw the waiter once, maybe once. They took my order and someone else brought out my food.
You know what though? Even if the waiter is able to make a connection with me, make me feel comfortable and warm and I never see him, but the busboy does all that other shit, I'm still going to tip that guy 'cause I know. It's made you kidding feel good, and that's not experience. We went to dinner with Ruth and her new boyfriend. Oh yeah. And we went to this K pop place Korean place up in Sandy. And our waiter from the start seemed like he was frustrated that we were a table.
Just from the very beginning, he was frustrated at any question, seemed annoyed at any question we had to ask him. Can I ask you a question? This is not racist by any means. Did he have an American accent or a Korean accent? He had an American accent. Yeah. He was Asian. Koreans are very proud people. I've had a lot of very good close Korean friends because of the martial arts days and they're just proud people.
And if they're doing something that they do not enjoy, they don't give a fuck who you are, they're going to tell you that it. Is like. They're going to wear it on their face. Worst fucking service. Oh dude, I'm so sorry. And it was like. But you know what? When you go in and. It didn't say anything to him, but I was like, man, this like we talked about at the table and I'm like this guy does not seem like he wants to be here.
He seems like really fucking annoyed at everything because Emily Celiac. And it was like, Hey, would you have gluten free soy sauce? OK. And then he left and then he never came back. And then when he walked by, it was like, hey, did you have gluten free soy sauce? Oh, no, we didn't. And then he like walked off. OK, well, you never told us. And I mean, everything he did the whole night was like that.
And. I was just like, Oh my gosh, man, like this is if you're having that shitty of a day, maybe go home, you know? Yeah, well, I mean, and, but and the other side though, dude, I remember Steph and I, we went to a Red Robin. I love the the the royal burger. OK, yeah, it's my favorite with that fried egg on top. I don't know why. I just love that burger. And I don't I don't eat out very often at all anymore. But the waitress was like over the top.
Like there was like and it was but her her elevated voice did not match her effort. She looked like she could give 2 fucks about what anything was going on and she would do the bare minimum. If you needed ketchup, it was coming at you while she was walking by like a drive by. And she's like, you're just like. And my wife and I were just so annoyed. Yeah, that's weird. And I didn't want to tip her.
Like I actually would tip the angry person 'cause I'm like, yeah, fuck you, but here's 2 bucks just because I want to be a Dick. But when you're that over the top, I don't want to do that. I want to report you. And you're like, you know, it's the same as like people who beat their kids. I mean like I have to tell the authorities. What I don't enjoy either, like it's just people skills. That's literally all customer
services. But like when there's also the mixed balance of like there's been times that I'm having really good conversations with the group of people I'm at at dinner and then the waiter comes and interrupts and is like trying to buddy buddy and like build a connection then. But if they could read rooms or people at all, they would have been very quiet in those moments when they came up, you know, and it's just, it just depends on the moment.
But it's, it's having that ability to like read the moment as you approach. Cause some moments when I waited tables, it was like, OK, they're in the middle of like jokes. This, this isn't the time for me to come in and like interrupt their story or do this, this is where I come and I top off water quiet. Like I do these things. And then there's other times where it's like, Oh, you, you know, you come in, you're joking or whatever. But it's like it really depends on on the moment.
Well, it there's a famous restaurant called Dick's Last Resort, and it's where you get where's that? The first one I visited was back in the late 90s when I just got out of boot camp in Chicago on the Navy Pier. And that place, there's a place called Dick's Last. Resort Navy Pier in Chicago. That's what they call it, the Navy Pier. OK, I was like where the fuck is a pier in Chicago? Well, Michigan that that the the Great Lakes, Yeah, the Great Lakes are are pretty much like
an ocean. I mean, you look out. There, it's an ocean. It's massive, yeah. It's one of the largest freshwater lakes in the world. But oh, the fuck. Where was I going? Yeah, so while we were there, dude, like, this is a restaurant where the waiters are rude to you, and that's part of the gimmick. But you know what? Being rude is not funny. But if you can find generally funny people that can roast people, that would be funny. And we had a good roaster. It was awesome.
When we were kids, we were just watching them and it was the best was people who came in and didn't know what they were doing. They thought this was just a restaurant that they were going. To go to oh, that's hilarious. There's a big fucking sign outside saying this is what you're getting involved. There were doorman there. There were bouncers. Just in case shit got crazy, people got frustrated or pissed. How come you say that? But I saw this old couple sitting over there.
I'll never forget it. And they were over there. And the, the old man goes, excuse me, could we get our drinks? He's like, yeah, you blind. They're right over there. And then he walked away and we died laughing. And then when he brought the food, he put it down. He just, like, tossed it. And the guy goes, oh, this one's there. And he goes, your hands don't work. And they were like, oh, man. And he's like, he's so mad. And that's what made it great. So it's like.
Because they didn't understand that that would be hilarious. So. Funny, but you know it'd be cool if you could trade quips with them and then 100. Percent, yeah. That would be so much fun. Like that'd be the time where you can go in there. Like you ever seen those videos where they, I mean, it's totally staged, but that'd be fun to do it where you bring a reverse Uno card and then when they bring you the bill, you throw up the Uno card. You're like.
Reverse. Fun you down And I saw where a waiter actually really have one ready to go and he goes, oh, I got you back. It's funny, dude, that to that to me. And that's what I want for my bud tenders. I want engagement. Yeah, we love the same plant. And if you don't love it, what the fuck are you doing there? That's like a guy who goes to a A but he works at the at the liquor store. Like that doesn't make any fucking sense. Like what are you doing? He's a bartender.
He's. Like the David Goggins of Alcoholics. He's like. Hate you all stay. Hard right? It's like, what the fuck? So it's you want that from your butt tender man. And I got that this last time I went to Kira Leaf. Hell yeah. And dude, he hooked me up with so many. He's like, oh, did you know this is on sale? TuneIn next week, guys. Yeah, go check out some Jamba Juice if you've got it locally. I don't know if it's the Utah
strain only. I don't know, I bet you could find it. Yeah, Check out Jamba Juice. See where you can find it. It's very, very good. Until next time, kids. Catch you next week.