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Cheetah Piss

Apr 05, 202216 min
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Cheetah Piss: Funky Fuel with Focused Energy


In this Cannabis School spotlight, we explore Cheetah Piss—a perfectly balanced hybrid (about 50/50) born from Lemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake. Despite the bold name, this one’s strong, smooth, and surprisingly refined.  


Cannabinoid Profile


  • THC: 18–22%, with some phenos reaching 25%—clean energy without overload.  

  • CBG: Up to ~1% for soft body ease.  

  • CBD: Trace levels (<1%).



Terpene Lineup


  • Limonene: bright citrus lift that sharpens mood.

  • Caryophyllene: spicy-pepper warmth to ease tension.

  • Humulene: earthy hops-like calm.

  • Myrcene: herbal undertones for mellow grounding.

  • Bonus: Phellandrene shows up in some cuts—minty, woody, and rare.  



Flavor & Aroma

Pop the jar—expect sour lemon, creamed apple, a whisper of ammonia (yes, that nostalgic nod), and a skunky-fuel exhale with piney mint coolness. It’s funky, layered, unapologetically bold.  


How It Hits

Cheetah Piss jolts your senses with a sharp, cerebral lift—arousal, focus, even a perceptual “headrush.” You stay alert, sociable, creative. Then that soft energy turns into a gentle settling—not sedation, more like sinking into a plush couch. May cause dry mouth, parched eyes, or mild paranoia if you overdo it.  


Good For


  • Brain-driven mornings or upbeat evenings

  • Focused creativity or social encouragement

  • Anxiety, stress, mild pain

  • Munchies and playful moods



Looks & Grow Diary

Dense green/purple buds, heavy trichome frosting, hit with orange hairs. Indoor flower time is about 8–9 weeks for experienced growers.  



Cannabis School’s Take:

Cheetah Piss is a bold remix of energy and funk. It’s colorfully named, tastefully crafted, and balanced. If you want clear-headed equations in the morning or a chatty evening with no drag—it’s your wild card.


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Transcript

Welcome to cannabis school. I'm your host Jessie Angeles and I'm Brandon Elder and we're here to talk to you about everything pertaining to cannabis from debate flower Edibles strains and everything in between. Welcome back, guys, thanks for joining us. Yeah. Hey, thank you again another week. Another episode. Another strain. Yeah, real quick, we're gonna ask y'all to get y'all something. Some PTSD, doesn't it just a little bit? Sorry about that.

Know what we all want you to do is make sure that you if you got a card near you go ahead and take a couple bowls of that. Yeah. And and head down to the like And subscribe button. Yeah, make sure you share this with your friends and share with those you love. Sure. Those are the you know share it with somebody. You just me today on the street for no random reason, good show on the podcast. Hey you should listen to this. I think you need some of this.

Yeah, you look like you could use a little chill in your leg. Alright. So today we're going to have some fun with this. So I'm gonna be able to kind of quickly describe what this strain is going to be about tonight. So, with the acceleration of what would leave most automobiles in the dust of cheetah can go from zero to 60 miles an hour in. Under three seconds, these big cats quite Nimble at high speed and he can make a sudden 10 a set of his pride Brendon.

What are we talking about? We're going to talk about cheetah pest. I gotta love that cheetah Pierce. This thing's have faced. Super Fast. So the funny thing about upas, well, before I even go into that one, let's break it down. What where's the string? Come from Cheetah passes, actually a pretty balanced hybrid with mixed from Lemonade,

gelato 42 and London, pound cake. 97, 97 London pound cake 97. They've done 97 iterations of london-bound K. Alright, don't know, maybe we'll have to cover that in another episode. We shit dasom but the strain name of that. So for something so fast, the fastest land animal out there. It is the most Brandon, I don't even want to say, what does what did this make you feel like, oh my God, this strain, how it felt. It's like a slap in the mouth.

Definitely with all the flavors that come with that straight. Then after that, it just kind of like slides into your head, like full of euphoria focused like it was a great butt. It also like chatty. Yeah is just great chatty strain like so great for like creativity. And the number one most reported effect from this train is arousal. Yeah, I yeah, yeah, it is. Oh man, it's so amazing. So between the arousal and the creativity. It just means you can be extra

creative in the bedroom. Yeah, definitely. I what I felt the Euphoria effect. I was so happy, I just felt great, like, washes all over your body. Just like overwhelming. Happiness. When you were talking about the Sensation that hits you, I was thinking of of like just slightly know pretty warm honey being poured over the top of

your head. Not never mind how stick he's going to feel, but your body just think of that sensation of it, just hitting it slightly heavy and it pours down, like when you talked about, he hit you right in the head and it just starts to pour down and you feel the weight of that honey, just kind of pushing you down. And into the couch on the cool thing about this is that you're able to Analyse this in my

experience. I don't know how you was for you, but I'm able to be couch locked or completely engaged. Oh yeah, this train, you can either settle into it. Or be out in active and chatty and doing stuff. Yeah, it doesn't feel like something that would keep you from being able to either being way too anxious or being extremely just dead like your where you're having fun and it's just a fun strength of the for a cheetah piece. It slows. You down, I might makes you feel

great. You just feel fantastic. It's one of the best ones. Yeah, he really is for One that we were hesitant to try just because of the name. Yeah. And where do we say for? I saw it an aircon on his YouTube channel. Oh that's funny. I don't remember where I heard it first actually. I don't even know.

Yeah, I think he was using an extract of cheetah piss and immediately I was like I'm not smoking a strain with piss, you know, it's funny the most prevalent terpene in there is carefully like just the one found in black pepper, cloves Hops and rosemary. I didn't it wasn't peppery though. No, the most feared overwhelming. Yeah. The the smells are like funkier than the old cat piss trains. So it's supposed to be you might even mistake it for Sex Panther

which you know, 60% of the time. It works every time. But those who have experienced like a lot of diesel flavors or sense. This one's actually pretty pungent on the diesel leaf. Flavors and it smells. So that's what I asked. You like it. Does it have diesel in it because I'm, you can smell it and you can, you can taste it. So, if your new, it might be a little bit overbearing for that. That was one caution is He might not be for everyone because that flavor profile is an acquired

plate. You know, the decently sentence and I agree. It is it's but at the same time, though, like one of the things, like, I really wanted it to smell like piss. I don't know why, but I did, but it didn't. It's just the strains that were mixed into it, but it's it. And even the pungent Aroma of that, when it's not your typical cannabis smell either now it's like a salary Citrus but like me Frank kind of? It's still smooth. Yeah, super bugs. Super smooth. Oh, and we both consumed it in

flour. Hmm. I would love it and extract. I would too. Yeah, I would be. I'd be curious what dispensaries around the US and in the world are being able to put cheetah piss in it. Because I think this would be one of those super popular shouldn't have they ever won awards. Not that I know of yet. They very well. Could have you can genuinely find cheetah piss anywhere that the cookies strands are found. Really, this is a cookies genetics from the cookies

family. So anyone who make the Girl Scout cookies, all of those clinics through there, this is from the same breeders. So, mmm, good stuff. If you find, you know, they sell the cookies family in that area, they probably have cheetah pass. She the best. Oh man. Yeah, I don't know that that's not a cheetah, I don't know. Like I'm not even gonna try, I don't know. I can't say enough good things

about this. One thing that will definitely have to try is see if we can find it in any extract form or being able to turn it into an oil. I would love to experience this on an edible. I would think that this would be being a true hybrid and on the other side, Going. Oh man. Like what is it really going to feel like on an edible? Because again it's so much more different but having it digests, right. It's like like one of my faves

right. Pineapple Express, amazing and Bud. Great in vape and absolutely euphoric and just happy in a in a teacher. Like I can't go wrong with that but I know how it feels differently from each. Each way, I consume it. But in the animal form I could only imagine this being really really strong on the happy side Ferry for good for pain. I would imagine, I felt actually, I was dealing with a lot of shoulder pain in my left shoulder and smoking.

This one was by far, it was like taking a large dose to CBD. That's fantastic. Yeah, it is used for chronic pain and fatigue depression. Mood swings chronic Stress. Chronic pain again, anxiety. Erectile dysfunction and writer's block. It was go together. Yeah. Right. I have a rectangle. I have erectile dysfunction writing block. That's so when you start writing you get hard. Yeah well I mean typically but if you do and I'm a writer I write all day long.

If you ever seen Pumping Iron with Arnold Schwarzenegger at they talked about It's wonderful and coming in the morning, I'm coming in the afternoon, I'm coming up there are you talking about weightlifting? And yeah that's it. He's talking about but definitely obvious is a that's crazy that this strained. I wonder if this would be recommended by more doctors for ED problems in that sounds like a circulation problem as opposed to just like, you know, my my

peepee don't work, no more. Well, you know, it does increase the blood flow circulation when you Use cannabis, so I got hurt me. Yeah, perfect sense. That you might have better, blood flow all throughout your body. That's crazy. So cheetah piss to make sure that you can get it up fast.

So Ladies, If your guy can't get it up, get some cheetah piss and if not what are trying to convince him saying hey look he's like as Brandon would say you know let's have a little bit of a slap and tickle and slap and tickle it right and at you're going to be able to say, hey look honey, you want to smoke this with me goes Don't know, what is it and say it's just a wonderful strain, it's just good stuff if your nude

because you know what? I know lady's got a bad rap thinking that they're a bunch of prudes. Now, they're just as interested and you know what? If you got a little bit of cheetah piss and yeah, just going to make you that much wrong. All right. Randy want to get it that make us. It might definitely make you Randy. I think one of the best reviews that I saw that was They're saying that they really f with it. They have major depression and this strain is a keeper for them.

It changes up your outlook to a more positive type feel nature. Is a lot more cool. You want to be more active and it gives you Munchies but you won't necessarily feel like you got to stop yourself and flavors are basically on steroids. Also, the first three times I smoked it. I got kind of horny. Pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah I actually definitely cheat a piss. Cheated. I one of the reasons I wanted to read off was wasn't it was just a few years ago, as an unabashed fan of cat piss and dank

Commander day. Commander sounds, amazing. I knew damn. Well this would have this would have to be tried. Glad I found it Pine to dark green and purple. Nugs smell is pungent sharp. Skunky, smoke is similar and slightly Tangy aftertaste, happy giggly. The expansive head, high sets an immediately and last and last my eyes and body got pretty heavy but not to the point of couch lock again, going back to what we had talked about or incapacitation quite the opposite. Actually feel like this.

I was kind of making them feel like this would be great for social settings where you want to be alert. Functional where can still Chillin and relaxed? Pretty novel. I like it your results. Barry. I agree. I like that. Last part your results May Vary. Don't forget your results. May always vary from ours. Yeah, everyone's endocannabinoid system is different. Four out of five Stoners prefer. Cheapest. Are they already stoned before? They try it? I don't know. It's a, yes.

Okay. I mean I liked it even without being stoned for. So this is a good one. This would be a great wake. And bake is Brandon Brandon, particularly cares for a good wake and bake. Train. You can definitely get your day started and really away or I would say this would be a great for like going out to the movies, probably have a great afternoon, strain great at going out. Going out. Going out to eat with some friends. Maybe just you and your

significant other, whatever. It's just it's just such a great happy. I want to be around people strain, very social, very connected? Yeah, I agree on food-wise. I'm going to have to go with medium rare steak, salt pepper, right? And almost like a balsamic glaze is kind of drizzled over the top of it. Just got that sweet Tangy salty and you can see that steak or it's been resting for 10 minutes. When you cut into it, you can see the pink and the pink and then eat home.

Gosh, just I'm in heaven where you at? That sounds fantastic. Fantastic. It reminds me of the Bison when I had the other day bison. Yeah, it's cool. It was a happy anniversary thing. So I would say that this is I wasn't super munchie. I really do feel like I was super munchie. I was really content.

Yeah, totally, which is odd. Yeah, yeah, I think I read somewhere that that has th CV. I may be wrong but that would explain it. But for me, I didn't feel I agree but if I was hungry, I could eat but not to the extent where I just kept eating as you know that especially late night. Late night talks you start smoking you start eating

whatever right in our session. We're like we'll hang out and we're just like going to the start of the game I took this and this see universe is calling out to you. It's like you need Snickers and a normal subject in the universe is high when I'm hungry. I don't know if it every time it's like, come on, Good stuff. But this one is just like, if you want to eat you can eat but not gluttonous. So if you have I mean possibly this would be a really great

strain. If you're just like I don't like eating. I don't like eating when I'm smoking because when I do, I eat too much. So this could be a really good buffer on that one. Just enjoy what you're having but not go crazy. It's true. Very good content. One. Oh my gosh, it is a fantastic smell so good. Yeah, 10/10 would recommend. Yeah as well I loved it. If you get a chance to try to cheat a piss let us know. And we'd love to be able to hear

about your stories. Your experiences also make sure to be able to hit us up if you've got Diaz for other strains and strains that we may not have touched on that in one of your favorites, we'd love to share it with the community and everybody else being able to just talk long. Yeah, so with that tune in next Tuesday, take care guys.

Diaz for other strains and strains that we may not have touched on that in one of your favorites, we'd love to share it with the community and everybody else being able to just talk long. Yeah, so with that tune in next Tuesday, take care guys.

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