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Alien Technology

Nov 29, 202213 min
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Alien Technology: Cosmic Calm with Fuel-Laced Euphoria


In this Cannabis School session, we unlocked Alien Technology—a rare, pure indica landrace with roots in Afghanistan. Far from lazy, this strain delivers a 6‑hour high that’s relaxing, tingly, and delightfully fuel-driven—just enough spark to keep the mind engaged.  


Cannabinoid Profile


  • THC: 14–19% (most reports land between 16–18%) — approachable potent with reliable chill  

  • CBD: ~1% — subtle balance without stealing the show  

  • CBG/CBN: Trace — adds to the gentle, medicinal vibe



Terpene Lineup


  • Myrcene: rich, herbal earthiness for that drop-into-couch calm  

  • Pinene: crisp pine spark to keep the mind fresh

  • Caryophyllene: peppery warmth to smooth tension  



Flavor & Aroma

Sharp herbal-earth notes hit first, then mellow woody pine and a juicy citrus fade, all layered over diesel and spicy fuel—like camping in luxury.


Effects

Earthy, soothing calm rolls in with a happy tingle—mind still running, body melting. Reported benefits: anxiety, pain, stress relief, and even insomnia. Just don’t be surprised if you end up on the couch with a snack dash.  


Good For


  • Evening wind-downs

  • Stress, anxiety & body tension relief

  • Quiet nights, creative reflection, or sleepy social vibes

  • People who want mellow mood-lift without heavy sedation



Grower’s Notes

Sturdy, classic indica form—short and potent. Fast-flowering variant finishes in 8–10 weeks, yielding 350–600 g/m² indoors with rich resin coating.  



Cannabis School’s Take:

Alien Technology is like a cozy spaceship ride: familiar indica comfort tempered with a fuel-fueled lift that keeps you alert and relaxed long after launch. If your evening calls for calm clarity rather than clouded shutdown, this is your strain.


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Transcript

Welcome to cannabis school. I'm your host Jessie Angeles and I'm Brandon Elder and we're here to talk to you about everything pertaining to cannabis from bait flowering, Edibles strains and everything in between. Do you remember a while back? We are recording an episode and you were talking about how you went outside because you thought you saw these UFO lights out there. Oh yeah, what did we, what strains did? I mix together and you just and you called it a Travis Wall. Travis Walton?

Yeah. Because I was getting abducted. Yeah, and really this just makes me think of that episode. Was that? Because what we're talking about is kind of a little bit out of this world. I'm thinking Independence Day. I'm thinking all the cool shit that's been coming out on Walker. Ranch, Skinwalker Ranch. What are we talking about? Oh, we're talking about alien technology. Woo, alien technology. Yes, I will have that with a side of cell phone with an extra order of Bluetooth anyway.

So yeah, alien technology do this is a funky looking but everybody is, it looks like a UFO types. What was your, what are your thoughts on this this experience you had. I got to tell you.

So the positive and negative that I have with this strain, the positive was that I did this when we were playing games together as everybody frequent listeners, know that brand and I enjoy gaming from time to time but we were playing this game that requires a lot of focus and if you're not, you're just dying all the time watching. Other people play a big part.

Janet is tough. Yeah, but it really made me Hyper focused and I was able to spot things quickly and my reaction speed was pretty high the - though for me, was it made my heart race and I thought I'm just going to write it out because typically it's about 20, 30 minutes, if I feel that it will dissipate we played for an hour and a half, maybe two, don't remember? But I couldn't go to sleep and it wasn't until around 3 a.m. where I was able to finally go

to sleep. I had to take another strain and CBD to get me off of this and it wasn't making my heart race. I just felt tons of pressure right here in the middle of my chest. Interesting, it's very strange because you didn't have electric range. No, I use this as a day, strain. Helping my buddy build a house and we actually were setting trusses. So I was On top of 9 feet walls setting, trusses puffing on this pain. So that's the funny thing. What type of is an indica or sativa leaning Hmm.

So there's actually not a lot about this train, but it is more of an Indica Indica leaning strain because it actually Indica one of The Afghani landrace trains. But surprisingly, the origins of this train, our kind of unknown supposedly it's a rare strain to find and goes back to like some unknown. Unnamed Soldier returning from Afghanistan and brought us feedback with him. Take me to your leader. Yeah. Right? Who knew Osama Bin Laden was an

alien who mmm-hmm? Yeah. I mean it but for an Indica being it's really strange because it gave me a lot of sativa traits. So when you'd said that I had thought about that exact same thing. This is a great Indica daytime strain. This isn't a lot couch lock by any means. Clear-headed super clear. Yeah, just a little racy and I think it was because I was trying to calm down it would be the equivalent of doing a microdose. Right before you try to go to sleep bad. I'd my God man.

No no. But there's a weird-ass dream I dreamed that we were playing our video game that we normally play Ghost Recon right. But everybody I shot in the game would not die well right but then they could kill me so I can't get into that load screen saying I'm going to be able to play in a little bit then we get into the game and I die and it would go through this Loop. That's what happens. When you have a microdose of shrooms, he tried to go to sleep. You get loops of go.

Streak on of you not being able to play the game but you're always in the load screen. Yeah. See, that's why I don't ever microdose before going to bed, see lesson learned? Yeah, can't do that in the morning lesson learned don't eat yellow snow Jess okay why the more you know the more you know and for those kids at home that didn't know don't eat yellow snow. Don't eat yellow snow. Even if an alien technology tells you to do it but you're right.

It is it's like a light green. Color has a lot of orange pistol, e hairs all over it but it has we just added in a pen. Yeah. In The Taste was really weird to. It was nothing. What I expected, the more on a diesel E-Type. I mean, it's almost like a fuel, not diesel up for me, it came in, it gave me more of like a chemical, like em, dog. A little bit of taste of chem dog. That's the way I felt like what's the lineage on this string? I got?

Oh, it's an Afghani. There's no We don't know the full lineage of it. Yeah. It's pretty unknown as far as that goes one of the weird thing too. Is it says it's like calming mmm, but that it's almost to the middle of the road of THC. It is. Yeah, the interesting thing is I felt like it is calming but I had to have larger doses to even get that. But it wasn't like body relaxing. No. So I still felt a lot of my aches but at the same time it was All the way up doing construction work.

Which if I'm doing that, let's be honest. I'm going to hurt really bad at the end of the day anyway Rai but I would I would almost think that aspiring to constrain that you've used million times for pain relief. With that would be. I don't know that it would go into their dislike. I said this is a very unique Indica. Yeah, Afghani I mean, Afghani is an Indica has been great and that one does help with pain. But luckily, I still had my mom's PR team.

Sure, my mom's para, like, cooling roll on for my back, which really helps with all those aches. And pains that I do have all day long from that, right? But this strain alone was not good enough to. It wasn't able to cut through it, which is interesting because it is used for migraines, anxiety, pain, body, pains muscle spasms, depression insomnia. It has a quite a wide range on. Dan the feelings of happy for contained Ali. I don't know.

I mean it states on there too. It can be really used in a lot of people don't know that if even by smoking cannabis it's great for upset stomach and also for migraines which is surprising a lot of people don't think, you know, I got a headache I'm going to go for some Tylenol and And I still have that motion that's been built in me for years.

Like got a headache and get some Tylenol, but all I need to do is go up. Grab a pen, grab a pen couple puffs or if you're not into the pain because it makes you too anxious or anything else. Surprisingly, what I've noticed even helps as well is get a dropper of CBD, hold it under your tongue and that is actually helped a lot of people with their migraines or at least mitigating some of the pain that comes with their headache. Yeah, no, it's exactly.

Right. I would, but anyways, any kind of cannabis you're having over there. You should have some type of fat with it just to kind of help it get in there a little bit quicker. You know, it's interesting though, this strain is supposed to be such a long-lasting experience anywhere from 25 to 6 hours, just on flower, that's almost like an edible. I will variance 100%. Dude, I couldn't go to sleep

till 3:00 a.m. We have just cooked so long and and I had watched like an episode of something like Anything that would normally because I am known for falling asleep, with one of my are pods in my ear with the phone off to the side. Completely not seen it but I'm listening to their book or some calming music just to. So my mind is going constantly and this was like your are pods are bitches. They ain't got nothing on me. I'm going to override these and it was just like, nope, you're

awake. You're awake. You're awake and even taking other things with it, it's a Very strong Focus. Strain this, I'd say it's great for Focus map tasks. Interesting for an Indica. It just shows a of the versatility of this plant. How amazing it is. How man? I just so many cool things that are available with this plant to do for you. You can't just say, well, you know, I'm only a sativa guy, I'm only an indicator. I just dig hybrids, that's horseshit.

Shit because they're all different and it you've got to experiment with it. It sounds almost like it's going to be an expensive hobby. But but, you know, if you could look at your local disk pose isn't happy hobby. Yeah, well, I mean, that would be a place, right? If your Pharmacy should deviling is not a peddler happiness. Now, just Pals. Yeah, you're only there to get stuff because somebody said you need to take it because you're not feeling. All right?

But this is by far, one of the best things to be able to keep On hand for those that are need a little bit of Pap during the daytime, not really great for pain. I don't know, even Munchies. What would you say with my cheese with this? I actually got pretty munchy. And after I got home, I had like Twizzler B. Some dark chocolate Eminem's. Very just sweet. Sugary, trunk crap. Yeah, I had, I had this.

I moved recently. And one of my neighbors brought site by some Bach cookies, from one of the local, because of Utah's, like saturated with cookies or soda, like there should be like there. Should be wider aisles at Walmarts around here just because of the Obesity epidemic that they're causing from all this sugar to be popped out there. But I'll tell you, ladies is rampant. I know it's in me but it was. Yeah, it was a sweet thing. It's a definitely, a sweet with

the string. Almost anything with sugar. I was like meant. I'll take that. Yeah, I'll take two. It was bad. It was good. The same time. Yeah, I actually found this review on it and he said, I'm no sir. At Eva Diva, I use indicas on a regular basis after picking up this drain from my local Farm, my fiance was a little frustrated because I would pass out within 30 minutes of smoking a bowl, didn't realize it was the alien Tech until the fourth day.

Realized I needed a different strain to be productive and make it past 8:00. Definitely recommend it if you have pain. I suffer from nerve damage and need to get a good night's sleep. One of my favorite Afghani strains hands down. What? I just shows your endocannabinoid systems different. Remember the answers? It's true and I bat maybe in flour whole nother experience, well, and we've heard that

before, right? When we had asked, we were on another podcast, we say, Hey, you know, what's been the one that people kind of, didn't really, like about what you guys did in was Mac one, because we should all over it because we had one of the worst reviews on it that we've had for any other strength. Yeah. Well, yeah, with that guys. Check out our patreon help us hit four hundred and twenty subscribers. Oh yeah. Working to get new Mike's.

Yeah, get new Mike's. I'm gonna get some new adult diapers and I'm thinking about getting fitted with a colostomy bag because I just don't want to stop for taking a shit. Damn, that's dedication, right? So is here to stay for 2014? Oh, just shit. Yeah, no, no. Wait. You should be shitting himself. Yeah, there you go now guys. Hey, we so appreciate it. Thank you so much. It was cool.

Brandon had a case where he was somebody was just so shocked that he replied back to them, that's just the coolest feeling. Yeah, down in Texas running his own company listening in tuning in every day. So so appreciate some brother. We know you're out there hard-working. So when you hear this episode just Yep, that was made for me and it was totally for you bro. All right we'll see you guys next week. Thank you.

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