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CANCELLED

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Cancelled is Mamamia's top charting comedy podcast that looks at silly celebrity crimes and applies charges and sentences so we can all get on with our lives. Join Jessie & Clare Stephens every Tuesday as they provide a lazy girl’s guide to the most viral pop culture disasters.

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Episodes

Clare "Victim Mentality" Stephens

The time has come for Jessie Stephens to prosecute the cancellation of her twin sister, Clare. How will Clare defend herself against allegations of crimes against fashion, questionable costume party choices, an insensitively timed fascination with bats, and more? There will be gossip, there will be fighting, and there may even be Daily Mail headlines. What will be Clare's charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 89...

Aug 01, 202233 min

Kim 'Photoshopped A 7 year old' Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has been accused of a lot of things, but why do so many of her offences relate to altering images...badly? Why is her salad bowl so big? Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we continue the cross-examination of Ms Kimberley Noel Kardashian. In Part One, we heard how things backfired for Kim during the 'throw sh*t at a wall and see what sticks' phase of her early career. In Part Two, we'll examine her social media crimes and consider the ethics behind owning a lock of dead lady hair. ...

Jul 25, 202233 min

Introducing: Fill My Cup

Mamamia has a new podcast! Ever wake up on a Sunday feeling a bit... sick about the week ahead? Ever wished you had a guide to help you shake it off and feel better? Fill My Cup is here for you. It's an overwhelm-fighting well-being show hosted by self-described witch Allira Potter that will give you practical tools to make your week that little bit better. If you liked this episode, subscribe to Fill My Cup here: https://omny.fm/shows/fill-my-cup/playlists/fill-my-cup Support the show: https://...

Jul 21, 202213 min

Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has been accused of being a double agent for the patriarchy, and in 2011, she boldly stated, 'I run music.' Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Ms Kardashian is on the stand. The accusations against her are so prolific and span so many decades, the trial has been extended across two parts. In Part One, Clare and Jessie examine everything from Kim spruiking appetite suppressing lollipops to a questionable experience at a so-called 'elephant sanctuary'. Will Kim Kardashian be Cancelle...

Jul 18, 202227 min

Jordan “That’s Too Much Meat” Peterson

Jordan Peterson has 12 Rules For Life, and we've got 12 counts of evidence (not really). Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Mr Peterson is on trial. From being a downer, to unnecessary rules, to a meat only diet- Clare and Jessie examine it all. So what will be his charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS: Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Rose Kerr Au...

Jul 11, 202233 min

Chris “Not Hemsworth” Pratt

Chris Pratt has had many roles, but the one he's been most known for recently is "The Worst Chris". So how does this hold up in the Cancelled Courtroom? We've got evidence of a fake tweets, misinterpreted instagram posts, a famous cat and a divorce that we've had to make up stories for. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS: Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Rose Kerr Au...

Jul 04, 202232 min

Anne “The Oscars That Went Terribly Wrong” Hathaway

You might know her as the Princess of Genovia, or perhaps even, Miranda Priestly’s Assistant. In the Cancelled Courtroom she will be addressed as, Anne Hathaway. Jess & Clare dissect Hathaway’s resume including THAT Oscars co-hosting performance, the many reasons people hate her & just her general earnestness. So what will be her charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mama...

Jun 27, 202234 min

Khloe "That's Not Your Face" Kardashian

Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, we begin taking on the case of a little family you may have heard of - The Kardashians. First up, Khloe Kardashian. Evidence in Khloe's case includes terrible photoshop, turning a DUI into content and selling diet products that doctors do NOT approve of. So will she be Cancelled? And what are her charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com....

Jun 20, 202232 min

Jared "You Can't Wear A Fan's Ear As A Necklace" Leto

Musican. Actor. Cult leader? There are a lot of accusations facing Jared Leto, but today he's put to the ultimate test- the Cancelled Courtroom. We've got evidence of a Fyre Festival style event that looked like a cult, having some of the most extreme fans ever, and taking himself so seriously that one time, he gave himself gout. So what will be his charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at ...

Jun 13, 202237 min

Twilight "Imprinting On A Baby Is Weird" Saga

Twilight: the highly successful movie franchise that it's own lead star HATED. From sparkly skin, to creepy babies, to problematic plot lines, Jessie and Clare debate the case of The Twilight Saga. What charges and sentences could possibly fit such an iconic movie? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS: Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Rose Kerr Audio Producer: Leah Por...

Jun 06, 202235 min

James "Ruins Everything" Corden

What do Cats, Cinderella and Carpooling have in common? James Corden of course! In the Cancelled Courtroom this week, Clare and Jessie are examining the case of James Kimberley Corden. We've got evidence of ruining films, ugly cats and being disowned by the UK. Will Carpool Karaoke save him from being Cancelled? And what will be his charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.c...

May 30, 202237 min

Meghan “Where’s Your Podcast?” Markle: Part Two

Recess is over, and the Cancelled Courtroom is now in session. Further evidence in Meghan Markle's case includes an unfinished podcast, a spicy Oprah interview, and moving out of the in law's house. So... Will Meghan be found guilty? And what will be her charges and sentences? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS: Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Rose Kerr Audio Produc...

May 23, 202237 min

Meghan "Pissed Off The Queen" Markle: Part One

Get early access to Part Two of our Meghan Markle episode here. This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, we're examining the case of Meghan Markle, the Duchess of Sussex. We've got slutty nail polish, too much contour, a royal leak and an awkward meeting with our very own Clare Stephens. If you'd like to hear the verdict on Meghan's case early, subscribe to Mamamia and get early access to part two. THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8...

May 16, 202235 min

Jim "You Never Go Full Method" Carrey

Jim Carrey. He's a man of many weird faces and seemingly many weird decisions. This time in the Cancelled Courtroom, Jessie and Clare examine the case of Mr Carrey: his behind the scenes antics, that time he kissed Will Smith and his passion for being anti-vax. So... Will he be Cancelled? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au CREDITS: Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Rose Kerr ...

May 09, 202237 min

Elon "Twitter, Threesomes and Trolling" Musk

Imagine you're a billionaire. What would be the first thing you spend your money on? Buy a couple houses. End world hunger. Invest in sustainability. You buy Twitter obviously. Elon Musk enters the Cancelled Courtroom this week and it’s BYO rocket to Mars. So strap in as Jessie and Clare break down some of Elon's biggest WTF moments and try to decide once and for all if this billionaire is Cancelled. THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins...

May 02, 202241 min

Scott "What Really Happened at Maccas" Morrison

Scott Morrison. Scomo. Scotty From Marketing. Mr Prime Minister. A man of many names who has never been able to escape a mystery involving a lost rugby game and a McDonalds. This week, Jessie and Clare look at the case of Scomo. This isn't about political parties, it's about Scott Morrison the man, and some moments from his time as Prime Minister that we need to discuss. THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en Your Producer...

Apr 25, 202237 min

John “That Guy’s A D*ck” Mayer

John Mayer is known for his charming, romantic songs but we're starting to wonder if he takes that “charm” a little… Far. This week in the Cancelled Courtroom we’re talking about the case of Mr Mayer and his obsession with his own d*ck. Yes you read that right. Plus, Jessie and Clare deliberate some of the most bizarre yet, most suitable charges and sentences we've ever had. So… What are the crimes of John “That Guy’s A D*ck” Mayer? And more importantly, will he be Cancelled for them? THE END BI...

Apr 18, 202240 min

Amy "The Interview From Hell" Schumer

Ever heard the saying, don't meet your idols? Well, if there's one take away from this Cancelled Court Case, it's don't meet your idols... On camera. This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, Amy Schumer is on trial. And it hits especially close to home after a Mamamia interview goes very wrong. Plus, we've got alleged crimes of joke stealing and questionable comedic choices. So... Will Amy be Cancelled? THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins...

Apr 11, 202237 min

Lea “Pooing In A Wig” Michele

This week in the Cancelled Courtroom, things are about to get... Messy. (Rachel Berry) Lea Michele is accused of multiple counts of bullying, inspiring conspiracy theories and taking herself way too seriously. But which are actually cancellable offences? And how do they stack up against her sheer talent?? All will be decided (not legally) in the Cancelled Courtroom. THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en Your Producer is R...

Apr 04, 202239 min

Yolanda “My Daughter Needs A Nose Job” Hadid

Behind every pair of supermodel sisters, there's a pushy mother showing them the way. So how do Yolanda Hadid's methods stand up in the Cancelled Courtroom? We've got evidence of strict diets, bans on volleyball and nose jobs at 14 years old. BUT, also 2 of the most successful models in the world. So... Will Yolanda be cancelled? This episode deals with eating disorders and body image. If this is triggering for you, give this one a miss. And if you need to speak to someone, reach out to The Butt...

Mar 28, 202237 min

Kyle "King Of The Sickie" Sandilands

Court has returned from recess to re-examine the case of Kyle Sandilands. We've got evidence of chucking sickies, lack of sleep and how much money King Kyle really makes. Plus, some bonus charges and sentences from the jury AKA you! Listener submitted justice! THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en Your Producer is Rose Kerr Your Audio Producer is Rhiannon Mooney You can find out more about Cancelled on Mamamia.com.au CONT...

Mar 21, 202239 min

Kyle "Mate You Can’t…Say That" Sandilands

There are few people in Australian media more controversial than Kyle Sandilands. There are celebrity feuds, being known as a mean judge on his own show, inappropriate radio segments, debatable diva-like behaviour and the list goes on. Lucky for you- here in the Cancelled Courtroom, we take justice very seriously. So today, Clare and Jessie are going head-to-head, twin against twin, as prosecution and defence. Will King Kyle be Cancelled? THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Step...

Mar 14, 202235 min

Are Men Cancelled?

History has mainly been told from the perspective of men. So it's time for a little rewrite. From Adam and Eve to The Darwin Awards, The Dark Ages to golf - Clare and Jessie untangle history and how things might have been different if women were in charge. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, the patriarchy is on trial. So... Are men cancelled?? THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en Your Producer is Rose Kerr Audio Productio...

Mar 07, 202239 min

Dr “Unqualified” Phil

I Want To Give Up My Car-Stealing, Knife-Wielding, Twerking 13-Year-Old Daughter Who Tried To Frame Me For A Crime. Believe it or not, this is a real title for an episode of Dr Phil. And it's one of many reasons why Dr Phil's show is in the Cancelled Courtroom today. From an Oprah endorsement to allegations of workplace bullying, Clare and Jessie will examine all the evidence and decide once and for all, if Dr Phil is cancelled. THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https...

Feb 28, 202237 min

Mel "This Is Far Worse Than We Thought" Gibson

As we always say in the Cancelled Courtroom, some cancellations are more deserving than others. And in this case, a cancellation is very deserving. This week, Mel Gibson enters the courtroom and Jessie and Clare don't hold back. THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en Your Producer is Rose Kerr Audio Production by Leah Porges You can find out more about Cancelled on Mamamia.com.au CONTACT US Via our PodPhone on 02 8999 9386...

Feb 21, 202230 min

Kendall "A Series of Weird Decisions" Jenner

Kendall Jenner loves a freebie, much like we do. But if you were her, what products would you want to align with? Pepsi? Maybe if you're not a coca-cola fan. Fyre Festival? Probs would've preferred a ticket to Coachella. Proactiv? .......no comment. Today Clare and Jessie investigate the case of Kendall Jenner and her odd decision making. Join us in the Cancelled Courtroom to hear the verdict. THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_though...

Feb 14, 202237 min

OK. We Need To Talk About Married At First Sight

When Married at First Sight (MAFS) first aired in Australia in 2015, it was just a weird little social experiment with a handful of couples. But as producers learned what audiences responded to (dinner parties, cheating scandals, toothbrush incidents) they kept pushing the envelope. And now we're here, and everyone's broken. Clare and Jessie dissect everything from the time a contestant threw a fruit bowl, to an act of revenge involving faeces. So how does MAFS stand up in the Cancelled courtroo...

Feb 07, 202236 min

Shane “Bloody Legend” Warne

You've probably seen Shane Warne on the cover of newspapers for one of two reasons. His amazing cricket skills, or for his amazingly public infidelities. Jessie and Clare might not know much about cricket, but they do know a lot about cancellations. Today in the Cancelled Courtroom, Shane Warne is on trial. Will he be found guilty? THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en Your Producer is Rose Kerr You can find out more abou...

Jan 31, 202241 min

Extreme "Leave People's Faces Alone" Makeover

Extreme Makeover was an American reality show that aired from 2002 to 2007. The concept was that ordinary men and women who were insecure about their appearance would undergo very extreme makeovers involving plastic surgery, dental work, weight loss, plus a hair, makeup, and wardrobe transformation. At the end of the episode, they’d return home to their friends and family and there would be a final reveal of their new appearance. So how does it stand up in the Cancelled courtroom? Let's find out...

Jan 24, 202238 min

BONUS: Jessie "Ate All The Food In The Womb" Stephens

Sometimes in court, you have surprise evidence, surprise witnesses... But this time, we've got a surprise Judge. Introducing Jessie and Clare's Mum; Anne Stephens. Clare gives Supreme Judge Anne a call for some additional charges and sentences for Jessie. Will Jessie be Cancelled by her own Mum?? To see Jessie's live reaction, head to @thetwins_thoughts THE END BITS CREDITS Your hosts are Jessie and Clare Stephens https://www.instagram.com/thetwins_thoughts/?hl=en Your Producer is Rose Kerr Head...

Jan 21, 20226 min
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