If you were going on a swimming with sharks expedition and the guy giving you the safety briefing was missing a fair amount of limbs... would that change anything for you? Let's talk about that, Bryan flopping his dong around in his living room window, helping so many people track down their stolen bikes, getting stripped of your medals for pooping in a bathtub, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each ...
Jan 24, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Can you imagine ordering an Uber and some dude named Jebadiah rolls up in a covered wagon, ready to take you and your friends downtown? Let's talk about that, setting up a living room scene around a massive pothole, extracting semen from your dead husband in order to have another baby, using an old overhead projector to communicate during sexy time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS ...
Jan 17, 2024•1 hr 28 min
Have you ever come across a bathroom attendant while out and about at a fancy bar or restaurant? Have you ever thought about how funny it would be if there was an attendant in a bathroom that didn't have any stalls? Let's talk about that, stealing pictures of food and claiming you made them on social media, the chances that we're all living in a simulation right now, shooting yourself in the butt because you took a gun into an MRI machine, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna...
Jan 10, 2024•1 hr 32 min
Does it drive you insane when someone doesn't finish common household tasks completely? Let's talk about that, not knowing that you had a pair of freakin' chopsticks jammed up in your brain, why do a lot of us hide the toilet paper in the bathroom, having to be breast fed by your mom for the rest of your life, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! Th...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 22 min
Remember that time you searched for 'dick sex' on PornHub? OF COURSE YOU DON'T! Let's talk about that, using an AI chatbot to catfish an old man out of a lot of money, screwing your ex in the bathroom at a party you invited your current boyfriend to, smashing yourself while moving your husband's motorcycle trying to be nice, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon p...
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Have you ever been to a Christmas party that ended with everyone watching your boss plow his wife in front of everybody and vomit in your favorite guacamole bowl? Let's talk about that, hiding from the cops in a barn with a bunch of cows, wanting a lesser sentence for items you stole because they were on sale, how much money is really spent on Christmas related items each year, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on ...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 25 min
Here's the situation. Your car has just been stolen and it sucks. Added bummer... your child was inside that car. Triple dummer, Volkswagen won't track the car because you haven't signed up for their tracking service. Let's talk about that, pounding Hulk Hogan's spray tanned vajay, your husband refusing to park his big-ass truck outside the garage, not getting mad in traffic because of some concerning bumperstickers, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gag...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Can you imagine standing in line at the airport, just trying to buy your morning coffee... when suddenly you get taken out from behind by an out of control motorized suitcase? Let's talk about that, coworkers that are WAY to sensitive, thinking your vageener made your husband gag when it was actually just the drugs you guys consumed, slamming your entire hand in a door on a weekly basis, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra c...
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr 32 min
Can a person have an emotional support horse? And if so, can you imagine having to sit next to it on an airplane? Let's talk about that, how out of your Goddamn mind you have to be to actually need the am/pm setting on your oven, having to poop during an active shooter situation, being really bad at killing people, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIV...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 33 min
Be honest. If Arnold Schwarzenegger and a baby were both drowning in a pool and you could only save one of them... you'd at least consider saving Arnold. Let's talk about that, doing a good deed but then thanking yourself in the local newspaper afterwards, the world's worst detective, pouring sugar on your butthole, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LI...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 23 min
Can you imagine trying to order some juice in a foreign country and then the next second you're surrounded by police because your translation app said you wanted a grenade instead? Let's talk about that, the worst school janitor in the history of school janitors, your husband talking to you while using his cum-sock as a sock puppet, why do windshield wipers still suck so much, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on t...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 32 min
Everybody loves getting those random spam tests around election time, but what if they started sending you pictures of your kids and threatening to end their life if you didn't vote for them? Let's talk about that, losing a good friend because you made them orgasm, caving in a gas station sign with a bag of water, basically cutting yourself in half with a chainsaw, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of ea...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 21 min
What would the world look like today if we could go out for dinner and then just pay with a beaver pelt when the check came? Let's talk about that, sleeping with a different stranger every single day, how amazing it is that we aren't all off the charts with anxiety all the time, getting pissed about your air-conditioned seats being a little bit too noisy, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 30 min
Picture the scariest, top-tier haunted house... now imagine forcing an already scared Chihuahua to go through it with you! haha... man, what a terrible idea. Let's talk about that, accidentally shooting your grandson with a blank to start a wedding, how weird it would be to be saved by a doctor who's dressed up for Halloween, one of the craziest deep sea fish ever, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of ea...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Pro Tip: If you find yourself attending an 'end of life party' for a friend, do not ask to take a sip of their life ending cocktail just to see what it tastes like. Let's talk about that, some super neat facts about Halloween, a telltale sign you're from a small town, a McDonald's bathroom story from literal hell, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 24 min
Does the thought of watching someone rub cake in their armpits turn you on? How about the thought of standing naked in the kitchen and pouring beans all over your body? Or how about simply seeing a shoe under some boobs? If yes, you are going to LOVE this episode! Let's talk about that, dragging a dead body around Target, a new shock video we didn't have the balls to watch, how lame it would be to get denied a date based solely off the look of your dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Do...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 15 min
Do you think if you and your friends returned back to a hotel after a night of partying you could run the whole business because there were no employees in the building? Let's talk about that, what movie you wish you could watch again for the first time, an old lady using a knife to break into your bathroom stall, how poorly Joe would do in today's China, and more on this episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PL...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 29 min
Exploring the wild west with Lewis and Clark would have been pretty sweet... IF you had an off-road, motorized Lazy-E-Boy recliner! Let's talk about that, fast food restaurants with hot tubs inside, making the 911 dispatcher use their manners during an emergency, 40 people working together to lift a bus off a kid, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE...
Sep 27, 2023•1 hr 22 min
If you were turned into an egg for one year, who would you trust to keep you safe in order to win a million dollars? Let's talk about that, getting a bunch of electrical wire stuck in your pee hole, the best ways to spend money, accidentally turning off your friend's pancreas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can supp...
Sep 20, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Remember that one time you were taking a dump and your girlfriend's younger brother came into the bathroom, didn't know you were in there, and started jerking off in the shower while saying his own sister's name? It's a tale as old as time. Let's talk about that, waking up to watch I Love Lucy, sniffing your own ear wax, being addicted to stealing life preservers from airplanes, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on...
Sep 13, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Maybe we're just uninformed about the topic... but it seems like metal detectors should be able to detect an entire gun being hidden inside some fat rolls, yeah? Let's talk about that, Uncle Zaq being super hairy, accidentally having anal sex for four years, your cat having the face of Tommy Lee Jones, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is th...
Sep 06, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Have you ever been driving by someone's house, thought they had a nice porch, and then decided to just take their entire porch home with you? Let's talk about that, getting butt-blasted by the nicest man with an advent calendar, how many people do you actually care about in your life, getting COVID for the third Goddamn time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon ...
Aug 30, 2023•1 hr 16 min
How funny is the world going to look when everyone is aloud to own and operate their own jetpacks? Let's talk about that, leaving your family because they don't know how to use a trashcan, promotional events that completely backfired, tugging on your dong while running a marathon, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can ...
Aug 23, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Joe might have accidentally ruined some poor stranger's life in an airport on his way back from vacation. The world may never know. Let's talk about that, shoving chicken blood in your vagina to pretend you're still a virgin, some of the most ridiculous stadium names out there, screaming at cyclists for doing stupid cyclists things, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our P...
Aug 16, 2023•1 hr 20 min
Have you ever wished you had a birdhouse made out of soap that you could smash your penis inside of while taking a shower? YOU HAVE?! Us too. Let's talk about that, having to get permission from your parents every time you wanted to orgasm, accidentally launching a baby out of a moving vehicle, getting way too high and attempting to complete an escape room with your family, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the ...
Aug 09, 2023•1 hr 21 min
How would you react if you came home from work to find your dog chewing on the leg of a vintage Barbie doll? Let's talk about that, how good you'd be at bowling if you did it everyday for a year straight, a 10ft tall metal spaceship that's for sale online, threatening to go on a hunger strike over a situation that definitely doesn't require a hunger strike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episo...
Aug 02, 2023•1 hr 17 min
If you filled an entire swimming pool with used condoms, would you sink to the bottom or just kinda sit on top? Let's talk about that, having to get a search warrant to do a cavity search, doctors being able to reattach a kid's head, baboons stealing chips from a gas station, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can suppo...
Jul 26, 2023•1 hr 14 min
How annoying is it when people stop to chat in the middle of a busy walkway, clogging everything up for everyone? Bryan get's super fired up. Let's talk about that, no one caring that you're trying to rob them, having to live full time inside a strip club, getting offered a blowjob while taking a massive dump at a rest area, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon p...
Jul 19, 2023•1 hr 20 min
What would you do if you were robbed at gunpoint... but then the robber made you friend request him on Facebook because you were too pretty to rob? Yep... that happened. Let's talk about that, celebrate a whole month of Uncle Zaq sleeping on the couch in the CYD basement, tossing a 3 year old in jail for peeing his pants, medicine that can help you grow teeth, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each ep...
Jul 12, 2023•1 hr 21 min
Have you ever been watching porn, had something catch you off guard, and then just end up laughing instead of finishing? Joe will explain. Let's talk about that, a drunk magician who just pisses all over a stranger, Bryan not being sure what cheddar cheese looks, Lance Armstrong hanging a pair of balls off his bike, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LI...
Jul 05, 2023•1 hr 17 min
