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Can't Hardly Wait Minute

Erin King, James Andersonwww.scavengersnetwork.com
Hey, everyone, and welcome to Can't Hardly Wait Minute--the podcast in which we cover the 1998 graduation party classic Can't Hardly Wait...one minute at a time.
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Minute 37: The Rontinental

In this episode, we solve two mysteries and then have a long discussion on unwanted advances and aggressive pursuits and guys who put off a creepy vibe. As often happens, it's the minutes where there's seemingly not a lot of discussable action that leads to the best discussions! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 20, 20200Ep. 38

Minute 36: I HAVE NO LEGS!!!!!

The X-Philes are wondering how William is doing and Mike is wondering how his fellow jocks are doing. And he doesn't dance around the subject either......... Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 19, 20200Ep. 37

Minute 35: Tongual Violation

It’s time for a sex ed lesson: namely, the history of Trojan condoms, why you shouldn’t double up on condoms, and how not to be a judgy asshole, KENNY. Karma gets him, though, because remember how that bathroom door is kinda broken? And Denise has frosting in her hair? Yeah. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 16, 20200Ep. 36

Minute 34: Sticky

Kenny makes a mistake. Denise has a run-in with a potent—or not?—baked good. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 15, 20200Ep. 35

Minute 33: Let's Go Pee In The Pool!

No toilet paper. Vandalism. Panic attacks. Kenny to the rescue! Gettin’ his juices flowing. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 14, 20200Ep. 34

Minute 32: We Heart Seth Green

When is the ideal time to put a condom on? While you ponder that, we discuss every award Seth Green has ever won, and how much he deserved every one of them (and more). Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 13, 20200Ep. 33

Minute 31: Mary Shari Cherry Cherry

We meet a few new characters, and Seth Green continues to turn in an epically perfect performance. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 12, 20200Ep. 32

Minute 30: White Prince Lestat and Hootie Chesney

Lots of fashion talk in today's episode. T-shirts, hats....shoes I guess? We dive deep into the band's arguments with each other and then we end with...well, with a little bit of shit talking. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 09, 20200Ep. 31

Minute 29: Pay Up, Losers!

A very surprising character turn leads James and Erin down the path of a certain actress's career. It has highs and lows and ends with a lesson about a military tool that just might surprise you! Plus how do you tell the difference between boredom and a sense of alienation! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 08, 20200Ep. 30

Minute 28: You Know...The Plan?

Mike needs to talk to his friend, but his friend is making other plans to do a little reflecting. In this episode, Erin and James do part 2 of Dog Chat!, also we determine which character would be the least of a chore to be friends with! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 07, 20200Ep. 29

Minute 27: Reminiscing, Flossing, and Wasting Flavor (Damn!)

Preston gets an incredibly appropriate response from Reminiscing Guy and Kenny's "friends" are suddenly into fact checking. All this plus clapclap clapclapclap clapclapclapclap Dog Chat! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 06, 20200Ep. 28

Minute 26: Bullcorn!

In this minute, Preston finally has a chance to give Amanda The Letter! Will he be able to? Or will a recent encounter rear its enthusiastic head? This episode, I'm willing to bet, has the most instances of the word "meat-packing" per minute in a podcast. Someone find me one that beats it. Also, what is second cousins...mean? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 05, 20200Ep. 27

Minute 25: #Reminiscing

Preston bumps into an old friend. And a candlestick. And some other candlesticks. (Preston is clumsy.) And Amanda is there to witness it—how embarrassing! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 02, 20200Ep. 26

Minute 24: Allergic to Dancin'

Minute 24: Allergic to Dancin’ Kenny attempts another conquest, played by the prolific Clea Duvall. William imbibes too many spirits. Lizzie Borden. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Oct 01, 20200Ep. 25

Minute 23: "Cheetah, grr!"

What was your first experience tasting beer? Tell us on Twitter @JE_MinuteMovies! Today James brings the research heat, with information about the actress who plays Ashley as well as the history of the Cheetos mascot…including the dark period of time in which Cheetos HAD no mascot. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 30, 20200Ep. 24

Minute 22: Yo, Corrinne!

We have our Halloween costumes for this year! We also meet a stoned girl and a couple of keg guys, and discuss how to get around the rules for keeping your movie PG-13 while also having underage drinking occur. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 29, 20200Ep. 23

Minute 21: The Movie's Not On Netflix Anymore

In this minute, Amanda’s “friends” discuss who is hotter, her or Gwyneth, and are very proud of themselves for coming up with the perfect adjective to describe Mike. James and Erin discuss awkward times they’ve watched movies that show nudity. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 28, 20200Ep. 22

Minute 20: She's Basically Gonna Die Alone

In this Giant-Sized episode, we speculate about Amanda's friendship with the other Jock Girlfriends, her potential for a friendship with Denise, the temptation not to develop a personality if you are conventionally attractive, and also Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Pitt and how this movie got right under the wire of making a reference to their breakup before Brad and Jennifer became America's OTP. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4....

Sep 25, 20200Ep. 21

Minute 19: Back-Calculating Relationships

We spend a lot of time in this episode speculating about Denise and Preston's dating history and also what the writers do to tell us things about their comfort level with each other. Also, Seth Green is in this minute so we spend some time gushing over him. It's a quick minute, but there are some good discussions in the episode! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 24, 20200Ep. 20

Minute 18: Quick: What Was the Name of Jennifer Love Hewitt's Character in 'I Know What You Did Last Summer?'

Hi. Do you love Love (by which I, of course mean noted two-season television queen, voluminous haired movie actress and top-billed STAR of Can't Hardly Wait Jennifer Love Hewitt)? Then this is the episode for you. Also: a discussion of how great the band name ? and the Mysterians is. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 23, 20200Ep. 19

Minute 17: Ashley Wilkenson, Girl Chained to Rocks, and Girl #2 (Subway): The Girlfriends Episode

This episode is basically just a rundown of the actresses that play the jocks' girlfriends, but the really fun thing to wait for is when James's brain breaks part of the way through because all of the connections...they're too much! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 22, 20200Ep. 18

Minute 16: K.I.D.S. Incorporated Facts, or, James's Amazing App Idea (Invest Now!)

This episode GOES places. We talk about 3 new characters, how this movie solves the "Long Duk Dong Problem", how long it was cool to refer to the Internet as "The Net"?, which was the most watched season of the X-Files?, which two actors in this movie are featured in the K.I.D.S. Incorporated video linked below?, plus James lays out an app idea that is going to take the world by storm once he finds someone that can, you know, write apps... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J78zkVeAR48 Theme Song: ...

Sep 21, 20200Ep. 17

Minute 15: Meet the Band

Today we meet the as-yet-unnamed band, who are playing their first show at this party and are experiencing mixed degrees of professionalism about it. Due to the casting of the lead singer, we do go off on a bit of a tangent about the movie Road Trip. Also, Erin proves that her knowledge of All Things Jessica Simpson is more extensive than James realized. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/li...

Sep 18, 20200Ep. 16

Minute 14: Go Hot Dogs!

Erin started editing this 17-minute episode at 9 am, and is just now finishing at 2:30 pm, because she foolishly thought maybe she could accomplish the editing while also helping 6- and 7-year-olds with virtual school. As a result, she doesn’t remember what was actually discussed in most of this episode, and in fact she’s pretty sure James specifically said “There’s the episode title” at one point and she just doesn’t remember what it was, but doesn’t have time to register for it, so let’s just ...

Sep 17, 20200Ep. 15

Minute 13: The Barry Manilow Minute, Part 2: Just Shut Up About the Dog, Okay?

We continue our discussion of Barry Manilow, particularly the song “Mandy”, and meet two new characters: one played by a very talented actress who apparently isn’t usually an actress, and one played by an actress all you 90s kids will know quite well, as she probably explained it all to you when you were younger. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 16, 20200Ep. 14

Minute 12: The Barry Manilow Minute, Part 1

Today’s episode opens with the words “pleasure chest” and we aren’t sorry. (Well. Maybe a little sorry.) The rest of the episode is mostly about music, as Erin steals some of James’s research thunder as we discuss Barry Manilow and James attempts to research a non-Manilow song that doesn’t appear to exist outside of this movie. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 15, 20200Ep. 13

Minute 11: The Fragrance of Love

Remember Starter jackets? Erin sure does, and she spends a good 5+ minutes making James talk about them even though they really have nothing to do with minute 11. Or the rest of the movie. Other talking points: If You See Jordan, Sharknado, time travel, and the fragrance of loooooove. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 14, 20200Ep. 12

Minute 10: SCIENCE Green and SETH Green

This is a long one, folks. That's because we have most of William's plan to talk about and also we have to spend a good long time gushing about how amazing Seth Green is. That's what most of the episode is, honestly. There's other stuff in there, of course. A recipe, a literary review, a song critique by Erin, and one of the best/worst puns ever uttered on any show we've ever done. So you see: It's worth the length. Enjoy! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Crea...

Sep 11, 20200Ep. 11

Minute 9: William and the X-Philes

It's time to get to know the third of our 4 principle characters: William. We've seen his yearbook situation, but what's his beef with Mike Dexter? He lays it out for us. Well, kind of. And his friends watch him do it. Another case of friends listening to their friend tell stories they've heard before, probably hundreds of times. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 10, 20200Ep. 10

Minute 8: They Suck!

The jocks come up with a plan. Then we meet the nerds, who also have a plan, but we don't get to hear it yet. We make some connections between William and the cast of a certain Strange Netflix show. All that and another amazing transition Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Sep 09, 20200Ep. 9
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