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Can't Hardly Wait Minute

Erin King, James Andersonwww.scavengersnetwork.com
Hey, everyone, and welcome to Can't Hardly Wait Minute--the podcast in which we cover the 1998 graduation party classic Can't Hardly Wait...one minute at a time.
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Episodes

Minute 97 + Credits: The Aliens Sure Do Have It In For Those Two Guys

Well here we are. At the end of the movie. Thus completing our third minute movie podcast. Thanks so much for coming on this ride with us. In this episode, we talk about the random scene that interrupts The Replacements and the credits. And how we could improve it. We also come up with about 50 new head canons (actual amount of head canons may vary) Thanks so much. See you next time! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License...

Feb 09, 20210Ep. 98

Minute 96: The Pop Tart Stalker Has Struck Again

In this episode, Erin likes the way one of the characters reacts to some smooches but doesn’t like how the other character reacts to the smooches, which could definitely be more LivTyleresque. We consider how some of the cast might not be all that pleasant in real life and also do some casting of a different movie with characters from this one! James does a flawless impression. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http:...

Feb 08, 20210Ep. 97

Minute 95: James and Erin Minute Movies: Let's Suffer Together

We gaze longingly into the future of next week’s minutes, and into the alternate future where certain things were removed from this movie so that we could have the podcast end on a Friday. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Feb 05, 202118 minEp. 96

Minute 94: Preston's Crest Falls

After we recorded this, we decided that Preston’s workshop was probably a summer-long event but there was a single lecture or panel with Kurt Vonnegut, which was the reason Preston applied and is still enough for him to refer to the entire workshop as his workshop with Kurt Vonnegut. That doesn’t really have *much* to do with this minute, but it does answer a lot of questions we have. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licens...

Feb 04, 20210Ep. 95

Minute 93: Head Canons Galore

Amanda does some detective work. James and Erin feel old. James crafts some extremely good head canons that are 100% absolutely correct and legit. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Feb 03, 20210Ep. 94

Minute 92: All About Trains (Kyle, This One's For You)

Talkin’ about trains. And train stations. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Feb 02, 20210Ep. 93

Minute 91: Wait, When Does This Movie Take Place?

We are still at the Epilogue Diner, and Mike is still a jerk. We realize that there is a glaring question we have never once thought to ask, in all our years of loving this movie. Erin’s brain leaks out her ears at the end of this episode. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Feb 01, 20210Ep. 92

Minute 90: Welcome to the Epilogue Diner

Philosophical debates about fate, a search for what Peter Facinelli would look like with a mustache, and a surprising cameo from two enterprising real estate agents! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 29, 20210Ep. 91

Minute 89: Trope Smoothie

Spoilers for In Good Company, The Graduate, and Can’t Hardly Wait In this episode, James is a super romantic, starry-eyed dreamer and for sure not a total downer of a realist. Definitely not that. Also, The most comprehensive summary of the movie In Good Company that you’re going to hear on a by-the-minute podcast about the 1998 Graduation Party Classic Can’t Hardly Wait. Then we try to figure out what tropes the Denise-Kenny relationship checks off. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompet...

Jan 28, 20210Ep. 90

Minute 88: Hero's Trial By Fire

The conversation between Preston and Denise continues. Turns out there's cursing in this movie. And Preston uses a term incorrectly. But is that by design? Also, James says he doesn't feel like doing something and then he IMMEDIATELY does that thing. Oh, James. When will you learn? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 27, 20210Ep. 89

Minute 87: Prestlessly Prestossing and Presturning

This is the episode that we run into every movie where we realize that the timeline presented in the movie doesn't make a lot of sense, so we spend a lot of time discussing how long Preston and William slept between the night and the morning. We also discuss how this minute begins the best scene with Preston and Denise! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 26, 20210Ep. 88

Minute 86: Can’t Hardly Wait…To Kill!

In this episode we discuss nontoxic masculinity, Huntingdon's grisly crime sprees, James tells a story of how he lost a bunch of CDs and wasn't affected in basically any way, and we have a talk about vanities! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 25, 20210Ep. 87

Minute 85: The Cop House

William wakes up in an unexpected place. Are he and Mike even now? Who is Derisa? Optimist James is optimistic, and maybe also a Transformer. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 22, 20210Ep. 86

Minute 84: FMKonsideration

Kenny and Denise make up. And out. (Awkward kisses are awkward.) That’s the minute, so we play a round of FMK. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 21, 20210Ep. 85

Minute 83: Mrs. Fisher Raised A Polite Young Man

Oops, this dropped super late because Erin forgot to edit and post because she was so excited about Inauguration Day 2021. She'd apologize, but she feels justified. Almost this entire minute is a single scene, on the streets of Huntingdon, in which Kenny and Denise continue their conversation from the bathroom. We’re really mad that Kenny Fisher is a fictional character. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creat...

Jan 21, 20210Ep. 84

Minute 82: Put The O In “Leviosa”, Ron!

Denise, in her insufferably Denise way, brings out Kenny’s Hulk form. Girl Whose Party It Is delivers an INCREDIBLE performance, and is possibly covered in hummus. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 19, 20210Ep. 83

Minute 81: Kenny Fisher, Guidance Counselor

We meet some cops—three of them—and then write a beer commercial. James tells us about minced oaths. This minute contains a towel that is the source of great confusion and frustration for Erin, and has been since her first viewing of this movie. Then we plan out Kenny’s future. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 18, 20210Ep. 82

Minute 80: The Truth is Out There. And The Truth is Sno Balls

We close out the week with the X-Philes "humiliating" their prey. We talk a lot about what we're supposed to feel about this and maybe what they were thinking and maybe some assumptions they were making due to their lack of knowledge. We also talk about Sno Balls and "Let's Get Out of Here!" (And I mention this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taZwviU0sy0 Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons...

Jan 15, 20210Ep. 81

Minute 79: Vaudevillian Cop-Chase Music

This episode is a short one, but boy does it pack a punch! Mike helps Willie/Bill/Billy escape the house. W/B/B provides his own piano soundtrack. Property gets damaged. A plan is remembered. A plan is executed to the letter. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 14, 20210Ep. 80

Minute 78: I'm Sure Dick Lips is a Very Poignant Song (A Whole Bunch of Talk About Dammit)

Today starts with Kenny and Denise banging (their heads on sink pipes) and ends with the party scattering to a classic pop-punk song (It's Dammit. The song is Dammit). We talk about lots of stuff, but a lot of what we talk about is Dammit. And also gushing about Kenny and Denise, but like, would this even BE CHWM if we didn't do that? Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 13, 20210Ep. 79

Minute 77: Can't Hardly Wait Minute Theatre

This episode turned out to be a doozy. We had your standard episode stuff: party stuff, weirdly racist stuff (both in front of and behind the camera,), makeout stuff. You know. Standard CHW stuff. And then James fell down a rabbit hole. And then we enlisted the help of our friends Tracy, Kyle, Daniel, Morgan, and Mason to help us make this a VERY special episode indeed. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creati...

Jan 12, 20210Ep. 78

Minute 76: Horcruxes are a Pre-existing Condition

In today's minute, William mixes idioms, Mike apologizes, James is eating paper, and Erin and James debate who would find therapy more benficial: Voldemort or Draco Malfoy. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 11, 20210Ep. 77

Minute 75: The King of Beer of Kings

James digs up some wild trivia on beer. We discuss proper yearbook signing techniques. A new song plays, one which will be indelibly linked in our minds to Ethan Embry. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 08, 20210Ep. 76

Minute 74: Ohmigod Shoes.

Today’s talking points: Shoes. That’s it, that’s the episode. (Jk, there’s also some info about a 311 song.) Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 07, 20210Ep. 75

Minute 73: The Prestons Shall Inherit The Earth (Whether We Like It Or Not)

We talk a lot about 90s pop songs and acid-wash jeans, and James misreads his notes a number of times. Other talking points: contents of the sex backpack, slightly warmed cocaine lozenges, putting other people’s belongings near your face, fashion faux pas. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 06, 20210Ep. 74

Minute 72: Segoo, Segooey, Segway

We spend some time with transitional transitions in this episode. William is drunk. Or high. Or both. Either way, Charlie Korsmo puts in a powerhouse performance, and we'd rather just pretend the X-Philes don't exist for this minute. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 05, 20210Ep. 73

Minute 71: Take Two!

We’re back! Apologies for the impromptu hiatus caused by Erin’s computer dying unexpectedly. In this minute, Preston does an oops and Amanda doesn’t take it well. But while she misinterprets his intentions, she’s spot-on in her assessment of how he has spent the past four years of his life. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Jan 04, 20210Ep. 72

Minute 70: Men Are the Worst.

Mike will kick everyone's ass in this episode, but no one seems to pay that any mind. Then, a bunch of Guys (Horny Guy, Stoner Guy, Reminiscing Guy, and Anonymous Guy) are gross. But wait, Mrs. Williams has a phone call! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Dec 04, 20200Ep. 71

Minute 69: Is it a recipe? Is it a Kleenex?

This episode is about a minute that is mostly nice. But then there's the part that James has been dreading for the whole movie. But before we talk about that, we both have a brilliantly dumb thing that Mike says to Amanda that is our favorite. Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Dec 03, 20200Ep. 70

Minute 68: Drop a Table Factory on Him

In this episode, we have the resolution of Mike's "generous offer" for Amanda. James has a hypothetical for Erin and Erin has an FMK for James! Theme Song: "Riptide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Dec 02, 20200Ep. 69
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