In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about Zachariah and a brush with an illness he didn't know about, a wine drunk camper who wrestled a child for flowers, and a steamy shower session that ended up on the bathroom floor. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Tear. Pour. Live more. Go to LiquidIV.com and use code CAMP at checkout to get 20% off your first order. ➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/C...
Jul 07, 2025•32 min
In this episode, a mystery is unraveling itself before our very eyes campers! Who is Marc? Where is Fatima?! Then, we take a road trip (watch out for potholes) to a Pennsylvania town with a surprisingly creative solution to fix their streets. Plus, we've got a 138 year old tortoise who's proving it's never too late to become a dad. And obviously so much more I can't type out because my hands are tired. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Spons...
Jul 02, 2025•1 hr 3 min
In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper with a dead cell phone on a one-way trip through hell in heels, a camper who is just... like... annoyed, and a camper who brought back more than just wine from Italy. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors Tik...
Jun 30, 2025•38 min
This week at Camp Shady Birch, we’re taking a wild ride... LITERALLY. Counselor Z discovers a log flume for sale on Facebook Marketplace, and baby that’s just the beginning. Not to be dramatic but we suffered the ultimate bait-and-switch from an oil painting seller who yanked the art right out of our hands. We are thrashing out and lashing out in this episode, yall. And little miss U-Haul? She's in the trash. Bill Nye however... is not ;) Let's get WHIMSICAL! (sung to the tune of Physical by Oli...
Jun 25, 2025•1 hr 15 min
In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper whose hot-girl-walk became a neighborhood entanglement, a camper who buried their secret under cinder blocks and prayed it would never be found, and a camper who proved lightning sometimes does strike the same place twice. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and...
Jun 23, 2025•28 min
Surprise! We bought a house! In this episode, we unpack (emotionally, not physically... we are still avoiding the boxes and Buffy likes to sit on them) the chaotic rollercoaster of home buying. The stress, mama! The Scotch Tape Scam of it all!! Each day, our deep disdain for cheapo house flippers wallows deeper and deeper lol. We also discuss why packing is dreadful and why we’d rather be bald in a suit at a Pitbull concert. Plus, we pay our respects to Mother Ethel Cain. Welcome to our official...
Jun 18, 2025•1 hr 6 min
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a hot and talent boyfriend whose friends flaked on him, a sneaky camper who found her fiance's secret box, and a camper who took a flight spiritually, emotionally, (and eventually) literally. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! ➜ Go to Zocdoc.com/CAMP to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, c...
Jun 16, 2025•36 min
This week, we’re recapping the chaos that is our current media consumption. From buying a tear stick for attention purposes only to analyzing Hollywood plastic surgery. We also dive into the enigma that is Paul Jonas and try to make sense of it all. Then, we take a nostalgic detour behind the scenes of Clueless and wrap it up with a full breakdown of our incredible experience at Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter concert. Yeehaw and thank you, Queen B. This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts. Want...
Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 4 min
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about some camper work drama that is truly dental damning, a nurse who had a secret she could not hold onto any more, and a cross country camper whose final stretch of open road quickly turned to freak behavior. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. ➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP ➜ Go to FactorMeals.com/camp50off and u...
Jun 09, 2025•36 min
This week we are joined by comedian, TikTok star, and our hilarious friend Grace O’Malley! Grace spills the tea on her time at acting camp (including a twist she did not see coming). Plus we chat about the Navy boys flooding New York City for Fleet Week, the politics of clam chowder in the Delta Sky Lounge (but never at a concert), and so much more! Get tickets to see Grace O'Malley's Down For Anything Tour Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to BollAndBranch.com/camp to get 15...
Jun 04, 2025•1 hr 2 min
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper falling in love with their straight friend, a girl nearly scalped in her living room, a secret club cover up, and a bonus story about a satanic doll at bible camp. The Book of Annie by Annie Korzen Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! - SPONSORS - ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. ➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP ➜ Go to FactorMeals.com/c...
Jun 02, 2025•30 min
Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! - SPONSORS - ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. ➜ Go to Progressive.com to see if you could save on insurance. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info ....
May 28, 2025•57 min
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper who had the hottest detour of her life, a camper who accidentally became a child prodigy thanks to The Disney Channel, a camper whose first-day-on-the-job jitters cost a $900 fine and almost a stranger's life. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! - SPONSORS - ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp ...
May 26, 2025•28 min
In this episode we are yapping all about our day trip to the Brimfield Flea Market! It was a day filled with nunu nana finds, and elite people-watching. Then we dive into the deeply important story of a cat named Tofu who has a real gold tooth, GoDaddy’s undying devotion to Danica Patrick, and the eternal drama of Fleetwood Mac. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. ➜ Save 20% on your FIRST order and get a FREE cat toy at Pret...
May 21, 2025•1 hr 4 min
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to TropicalSmoothieCafe.com and find a cafe near you. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...
May 19, 2025•28 min
This week we’re belting it out and calling some people out. We kick things off with a passionate discussion about karaoke etiquette: if you’re sitting down while singing or not clapping for others, consider this a THREAT. Counselor Jonathan covers the bizarre tale of a woodpecker terrorizing a Massachusetts town. Counselor Zachariah tells us about a raccoon who got caught on camera with illegal... stuff... you'll have to listen i cant type it out lol. We wrap things up covered in glitter and whi...
May 14, 2025•1 hr 4 min
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice for coworkers who fight and pee everywhere, a lover's confession that hit harder than any first kiss, and a water ski wipe out that turned into an unexpected colon cleanse. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Talk it out, with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/CAMP Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror...
May 12, 2025•34 min
Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sources: Kaila Imada. “Japan Now Has an Official Hello Kitty Airport.” Time Out Tokyo , Time Out, 15 Apr. 2025. Jordan Valinsky. “Fired Disney Employee Gets 3 Years in Prison for Hacking and Changing Menus” CNN , Cable News Network, 28 Apr. 2025. Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist YouTube Playlist Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram Camp Counselors Facebook Camp Counselors Twitter See Privacy Policy at https://a...
May 07, 2025•1 hr 4 min
In this episode of Trail Mix, we are reading listener submitted stories of a cautionary tale that reminds us that what goes up must come out (and sometimes karma has a copay), a wellness retreat in a hot spring from hell, and two campers who woke up in their iHop waiter's apartment. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! This episode is sponsored in-part by BetterHelp. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify P...
May 05, 2025•27 min
In this week’s episode, we recap our spontaneous day trip to Washington DC and all the unexpected chaos that came with it. We dive into the bizarre story of hundreds of redheads gathering in the Netherlands for a Ginger-only celebration, and we can’t stop thinking about the woman who discovered a snake in her margarita... yes, really.We contemplate using a shrink ray to ride around in a Matchbox car like it’s Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves. Then we get a little philosophical discussing the Butterfly...
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 10 min
In this episode, we read listener submitted stories about a camper who clocked into her shift as a waitress and clocked out as a murderer, a tale of one camper who thought he picked the perfect hiding spot until he realized he wasn't alone, and a scary story about a camper, her chunky highlights, stinky pits, and roommate who vanished. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! This episode is sponsored in-part by Factor. Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, conf...
Apr 28, 2025•29 min
In this episode, we talk about our mission to become the best hosts in the neighborhood... if only anxiety would stop crashing the party lol. We dive into the Unclaimed Baggage 2025 report, a fascinating and kinda unhinged roundup of the bizarre (yet nunu nana) items people leave behind in lost luggage. Zach covers the story of a man who tracked down his own stolen truck and is now changing careers to become a private detective. Plus, we discuss David Archuleta being a PG-13 hottie, and Beyoncé’...
Apr 23, 2025•58 min
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a law student party foul, a nightmare date mix-up, and we wrap things up with two brothers, one camper, and a Lakers game she'll never forget. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors ...
Apr 21, 2025•30 min
I got a hair transplant… let’s talk about it. In this episode, Jonathan spills all the details about his recent FUE hair transplant. From the procedure and recovery, to the emotional support he found in a Guy Fieri shirt with flames on it... no but we are being for real. We’re diving into what it’s really like to get your hairline redone, the healing process, and what no one tells you about scalp surgery. But that’s not all. As it turns out we have our own Real Housewives of New Jersey finale dr...
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr 7 min
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper who gets a lovely gift from her boyfriend... but hates it, a house party that lead to the county's largest drug bust, and a camper's party foul on a strip club stage. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! SPONSORS ➜ This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Visit BetterHelp.com/CAMP to get 10% off your first month. ➜ This episode is sponsored by Zocdoc. Go to Zocdoc.com/CAMP to find and instantly book a ...
Apr 14, 2025•36 min
This week we welcome the hilarious Mamrie Hart to Camp Counselors, and we cover it all! From being snubbed as a judge at the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition to meeting her fiancé while working as a real-life summer camp counselor, Mamrie is bringing stories that are equal parts wild and freakin hilarious. We also dive into her iconic summer camp movie Camp Takota, and the time she went undercover on the show Bar Rescue. We're talking caviar slander, Zachariah’s stressful car rental ordeal, the l...
Apr 09, 2025•1 hr 22 min
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a doctors visit that ended cheaply, a tale of peanut butter revenge against a messy roommate, and a fart that... well... was STIINKY. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Counselors TikTok Camp Counselors Instagram...
Apr 07, 2025•31 min
This week we are diving into the wildest corners of the internet. From the Idiots of Facebook Marketplace group to niche communities like Theater Set Design, and the secretive upside-down-pineapple parents of Facebook. We unpack the bizarre true story of the infamous 1800s raining meat mystery in Bath County, Kentucky, yap about terrible tattoos, and the strangely wholesome Fish Doorbell from the Netherlands. Think that's it? No we somehow are STILL CHATTING. We spill the tea on seeing Sarah Sno...
Apr 02, 2025•1 hr 2 min
In this episode of Trail Mix, the counselors read listener submitted stories about a camper seeking advice to strengthen his high school club community, a haunting tale of a mysterious summer camp bunkmate who vanished, and a ghost caught on a baby monitor. Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Check out our website and submit your inquiries for advice, juicy gossip, confessions, and horror stories! Camp Songs: Spotify Playlist | YouTube Playlist | Sammich's Secret Mixtape Social Media: Camp Co...
Mar 31, 2025•36 min
This week we are yapping about Zachariah’s TikTok summit trip to LA, dioramas, teddy bears made out of cigarettes, an unlicensed dentist running a full-blown dental practice out of her basement, bouquet tosses, and more! Get Merch: campcounselorspodcast.com/merch Want BONUS CONTENT? Join our PATREON ! Sponsors: ➜ Go to PrettyLitter.com/camp to save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy! (Terms and conditions apply. See site for details.) ➜ This episode is sponsored by Progressive Insura...
Mar 26, 2025•1 hr 5 min
