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You and D-Nice, it was a happy trip in the old time. It's the Camp Citrus Show. I'm so busy. I'm so busy. D-Nice. D-Nice, what's up? How you doing, brother? I think it's starting. I'm sorry. The best. Hey, what's up? It's Camp Citrus. Fuck you, Micah. Oh, wow. Right out the gate there. That felt forced to you? You dick. Welcome back to the podcast. Hey, how you fucks doing? Thank you for listening. Thank you for emailing us, you pieces of shit.

No, I'm kidding. I like you guys. I think Drew's in the mood. Drew's in the mood. Drew's definitely in the mood. That should be a segment. It'll be like, Drew's in the mood. Yes. Coming next week, Drew's in the mood. New segment.

New segment, man. Definitely. I can talk to you today. Tell him why you mad, son. Tell him why you mad. Did you watch that game last night? That game? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was close, man. I don't know what is up with them getting up by 10 and then down by 10 almost every game. For me to feel comfortable that my team is going to handle the situation, they got to be up by 35 points. With 30 seconds left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. And the other team has to have no timeouts.

If state is up by 35 at halftime i'm we're gonna lose the game we're gonna lose again that's how i feel not comfortable with that not at all i'm nervous i i actually might not watch the rest of the game because of that yeah man it's tough being a state fan because we're used to losing and we have to break in that mold yeah man it's like all i can't even sleep yeah all the time i just think state state state.

And then like but I also think the same thing but like instead of stay, stay, stay it's S-T-E-A-K steak, steak, steak, steak, yeah man ribeye New York ship porterhouse ping pong T-Bone I'm sorry I'm kidding but no it was a great game we were so we're we need to we need to actually win out right yeah we gotta win out and get a chance we have to win out and just next we have seven games So we have six games left. And Carolina.

And Carolina. And guess what? Last time you won in Clemson, a basketball game, was like 2018. Yeah. Nice. Last night. And until then, and before then, it was 2018. Yeah, I mean. But last night, yes, it changed the game. And that was the beginning of the beginning. Because we're going to go 7-0. We're going to beat Carolina and Duke. And it was the last two games of the season. So we got four more games in between them.

And we're going to the NCAA tournament. And we're going to be outright bid regardless of what we do in the NCAA tournament, which I'm hoping we don't have to deal with. Because a lot of times, being a state fan, we have to put on a performance in the NCAA tournament.

Yeah. You know. Okay. Sorry. So that was a local shit. that was the local segment the local hour your mom and pop shop yo that's that hot spot. And those peanuts be sounding like hot dogs, apparently. Yeah, you know. I forgot. Oh, man. How are you, brother? Good, man. We just made a bunch of shirts. Yeah, we did. Ate some pizza. Pizza's great. Doing the pie cat. Pie kizzles. What do you got to say for yourself? Oh, man. I feel good, man. I feel great, too. Yep.

Hey, let me talk to you about something real quick. Yeah? Yeah, man. All right.

Let's talk about the funniest times you've laughed yourself or made someone laugh harder than you've ever seen someone laugh before and those can vary because it's like both sides of the spectrum or both sides of the coin and also you might only remember one situation now but then after the podcast is over you may remember another scenario where you laughed even harder so with that being said i'll tell you shit a time i laughed my ass off and i can't remember it right now oh okay can you

remember one you know but i do i don't know fuck me hold on i got one no it's right there the time i laughed or you made some time you laugh hard Harder than you ever laughed in your life or made someone else laugh harder than you ever laughed in your life because you made them laugh. I don't know, man. Sorry. No, no. It's like on the spot. It's hard to bring it up, right? It's hard to access that information. But I'm thinking I had one in my head when I was coming up with that fucking topic.

Well. Give me a second. Give me a second. Okay. Take your time. Nush nubah. Jesus. Christmas tree. Dead air. No, look at, yeah, please believe me. I'm indefinitely better than you will ever be. Let me think of something real quick. My memories. It was, hold on, hold on. It's coming to me. Hold on. I got nothing. Man. Okay. You got something? No. You're not really helping me out right now, man. Sorry, man. I mean. I don't think you're sorry, though. It's fine.

You know. I don't think you give a shit. Yeah, man. You know, I mean, I really don't. You're the one that puts it out. You just want to hit delete on this motherfucker. You want me to start it over? No. By no means. Okay. You're just going to delete it after we're done. I'm not doing shit. Like something happened. I couldn't get it out tomorrow.

Delete. late okay i'm just fucking with you i i started on too much time hold on hold on i mean there's those times where like you know drinks come out of your nose yeah spit takes or you you piss on yourself or uh you start crying yeah i know laughing crying okay i'll give you one it's something the funniest one i can think of right now me and my brother and we were younger both I was like middle school at the latest because we, yeah,

Neil was driving and we get up, we get home on this, you know, we get, we take the school bus home and get home before my mom did or my dad did. Obviously my dad, but my mom, before she ever worked, I would be at home. That's how long ago it was. So it's middle school, elementary school. I'm going to say middle school. Me and him were wrestling in the living room one time. And for whatever reason, I had a quarter in my mouth, in my hand. Like, I had a quarter in my right hand.

And we were tussling, you know, like, laughing and joking the entire time, right? Because, like, if you have a brother that's within the same age range as my brother was with me, and you live in the same room together, like, you're invincible to each other. Like nothing he can do can beat you up to the point where you can't fight back and vice versa.

So with that being said we're in the living room this one day and for whatever reason i have a in my right hand a shiny quarter too like like that drummer boy quarter you know i'm talking about that drummer boy quarter no the 1776 the bison scenario okay yeah oh come on either way It's not part of the story, but I'm on top of him and his mouth is open. And I go, ha, ha, ha, drop the cord in his mouth. And my, yeah, got him. He goes, go, go, go, go, go.

He swallows it and goes, oh, shit. I go, your own shit's right. You got your bitch. And he goes, no, I swallowed the cord. I goes, shut the fuck up. You're an idiot. And I started, you know, trying to wrestle him a little more. He goes, no, no, I'm serious, man.

I'm serious. And I was like, what's going on? And he goes, I swallowed the corn I was like, shut the fuck up You're an idiot He goes, no And he opens his mouth He goes, like the show I ate all my beans I ate all my green beans tonight Even when your parents won't let you leave the dining room table, Because you didn't eat your beans He did that to me I go, oh shit You swallowed that motherfucker? He goes, yeah I was like, you idiot What did you do that for?

I was like, that's the dumbest thing ever Why? He goes, because you dropped it in my mouth I was like, okay, that's a good point And I definitely dropped it.

Like I surpassed, I dropped it directly down his throat. Yeah. Like, like he didn't even lick it or swallow. He just, it was like, it was like. And so I go, oh, shit, what are we going to do now? He goes, that's what we're going to do. He's like, we're going to tell mom when she gets home from work. Because she was a nurse at the time. Yeah. She's no longer a nurse, but she was a nurse at the time for a private physician.

And then worked in whose office was right behind a hospital, like Duke Raleigh or Raleigh Community, like Fort Stearns. And he's like, all right, you're going to tell her. Basically, he wrote my script because he was not going to talk at all.

He wrote my dialogue for the scene and I had to go to my mother and be like yeah so we were, wrestling a horse playing and I accidentally dropped a quarter in my mother's mouth and he swallowed it and for whatever reason she didn't call bullshit on me at the time.

Which made me think led me to believe that she believed me and that what bullshit as lie was and then fast forward like a week and a half later because she was like all right well i got the phone with you know my boss yeah doctor yeah doctor's eyes and he was like yeah prescribed some laxatives i basically said go to the fucking car drugs get some laxatives and try to pass it and if and then call me back if he doesn't pass it well he didn't pass it so the laxatives didn't work

so now i am sitting in the lobby of a waiting room in raleigh community hospital on like a wednesday morning with matt next to my brother who has a quarter in his stomach or in his intestines that he can't shit the fuck out and and my mom at this point still doesn't think that i did this on purpose i totally did it on purpose i was like and dropped in his mouth Well, I get to watch my brother go into a room I follow him to a room And they give

him some kind of Benadryl type drug Where it loosens It doesn't knock him out, right? But it's like an antibiotic or something Where it loosens up his esophagus And you can't feel anything It numbs it, right? Kind of like getting a cavity filled And a fucking A crane? Yeah, a crane goes into his mouth with a magnet at the bottom of it and a camera attached to the bottom of it the end of it. You know, a magnet to pick up the quarter But the quarter is not magnetic,

is it? No, but they made it magnetic. That's how they pulled it out. They pulled it out of his fucking throat. That's crazy. Because he couldn't shit it out. Yeah, man. Sometimes they have to. But it was a camera on it too. And guess what? It was old school. It's not like it was. It was still the Zenith TV in the corner of the fucking where the wall goes into the corner of the ceiling. Yeah. Like in the classroom with the big old gated like security hold this shit

up type shit. And I got to watch all of it happen. That's crazy. And I look at my brother, like, like I'm looking at the TV and I look to my left to my brother and he's like, Like he was being anally probed by an alien.

He was real mad at me, though. Because he said it's still hurting. I was like, yeah, I'm stuck on that dick, you bitch. Jesus. Sorry, is that bad? Sorry. Nah, man. Fine, man. Hey, man, boots. I love you, baby. Need more boots? It's cool. That made me laugh. Yeah, I don't know. No, when I dropped the corner of his mouth, I laughed real hard. And he goes, until he said, like, no, I swallowed it. I was like, shut the fuck up.

He goes, no, for real. i was like oh shit you did i was like what'd you do that for that happens man yeah okay so give me a story a story of you laughing real hard i don't know man i don't have any that was the worst story ever okay i don't i mean you guys have to cancel this one the stories that i always think like i always remember like like setting off fireworks yeah or throwing eggs or someone and running away but barely being able to run because you're laughing so hard i'm

one yeah i mean that's is i got i mean yeah just kind of like you're a hell of a storyteller you know i'm trying i don't know briefing insights man you know it's succinct my ass that was the worst succinct story ever right it was like i don't even remember the story so i'm just gonna give you like a couple fucking jump holes for you i remember yeah like you're getting parts of that's the question 15 there you go take like it's i worked at chick-fil-a yes they had the giant saran

wrap rolls i mean they were like just you know like yeah massive for sure and we would saran wrap people's cars now we're talking and uh i remember like laughing like just barely able to like do the job Because I'm laughing so hard. Yo, I remember me and Q and my brother got stoned one night in high school or something and went to the Chick-fil-A and Crossroads. And AJ was working. Yeah. Counter, right? And we used to play basketball.

You know, we were familiar with him playing pickup at Powell Park.

The basketball court right at the back top. and he's working at Chick-fil-A that night and so we go in there and like we're not trying to get anything for free because we have money but we're trying to get buy something and then get some extra because that's how it worked right, like you would buy the smallest thing and then you would get a sandwich, like add it into the bag Chick-fil-A you don't know what I'm talking about Harry,

Truett, Kathy you little bitch either way but so AJ was working there and like at that time, he's like fucking 6'4". Easily, right? And like just long and lanky. Good guy to have on your team playing basketball. But like not the best guy to have working the counter at a ticket way because the fucking sauce, the sauces were in like a fucking... Look at the display. Yes. On the counter. In front of the register. All the registers.

Especially the register he was working on. So, when we asked, he was trying to pop off like he was, like, killing the game. Like, he was nice with it. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's gangster. We're going to take away. At 16, on a Wednesday night in high school, it's like, okay, just relax, bro. Like, you ain't got to pop off like that. But he was, like, trying to be real cool.

And so we're like you know let me i think what i was like body sauce please he goes coming right up and he grabs one and tries to do an a1 move throw it behind his back and all he does was knock over the entire sauce display and it sounded like it sounded like it sounded like someone who an artist that like set up like a million dominoes a piece of artwork yeah and you actually kicked one over before he was done and it was like and like me and skew and boosie we're laughing our asses off,

While he was doing this, he was like, she's like, look at that guy. Like, why me? Why me? Yeah, man. And we left.

I'm sorry. And since his manager came out to give him one for, we were like, peace, they day. And he wouldn't remember that. He probably might not remember that, but like, that was a funny ass shit because, you know, he did it all to himself.

Himself he was just trying to he's trying to impress and he went around his back instead of just giving a regular bounce pass yeah give the regular bounce pass it's tough out there man is it really is it really it's some out there if you're doing lawn maintenance or or you know like lawn care yeah you're gonna chick-fil-a dude chick-fil-a is like the one place that you can get a job at 14 without a fucking like permit yeah and it's like yeah you

gotta get you you You got a permit, didn't you, to work? I don't remember. I feel like I don't remember calling. I don't remember knowing you when you weren't working. Yeah, I worked everywhere. I'm saying, like, at a very young age, too. Yeah, I did ad pack, which is like a bike, like a paper truck. You did ad pack? Yeah. No, you did not? I think I was, like. On a BMX bike? Yeah. How far did you go? Pretty far. It was, like, ridiculous. Like,

how many hills? Did you have to climb? Yeah, it was really tough. Fucking. It's, like, 4 o'clock in the fucking morning. No, no. No, I did it after school. Oh, okay, okay. Ad pack? Okay, okay. Ad pack wasn't a news observer. But it was like... It was rough. It was like Craigslist. Yeah, and I don't know what it is, but I mean, I was assuming it was like before school. It was like Southside Shopping. Yeah. I was assuming it was like before school, but it wasn't like that.

No, I did it when I got home from school, but it was like really tough. How many ad packs did you have in your pack? Yeah. Over 80. Jesus. Them shits are thick, bro. Yeah, it was like really hard. Heavy. Yeah. And you don't want to fucking beat a meds bike. You don't like a Diamondback or a GT. I had a Dyno. A GT Dyno? Yeah. My man. Shazam. It was all right, but man, it was really tough. You know what I'm saying? Did you sign yourself up for that?

Or did your parents say, like, you need a job? Yeah, I was like, I want to do that.

Yeah. But it was like no money. money i mean i feel like it was like i get like maybe like 32 dollars every two weeks that was the dumbest thing ever but like yeah back then they were like deliver them to your house and you'd have to fold them yeah put them in the bags yeah but then like well even back then you could take a newspaper just throw it in the window sometimes they would be like if you brought the window good for them irish spring or some type of promo would go in there with it and

no No, it'd be even heavier. Yeah. Thicker. Like even more. Make it harder. Make it harder to put in the bag. I imagine. I would have to like do half the route, come home and get more and go back out. Jesus. Cause it was that heavy. Yeah. It was crazy. It was also, I mean, it was fun. I'm glad I did it, but it was not easy. You know, you probably, I imagine you, this is a guess. This is an assumption. Like you, you never had a mountain bike until you got real old. No, I had mountain bikes.

I mostly wrote BMX I'll be honest with you I had a mountain bike Me and Matt both We were too close in age We lived in the same bedroom So we'd get the same presents Every holiday, Christmas, Whatever It used to be different colors We'd both get the same hoodie Just different color Of the same hoodie.

So we got, like, mountain bikes. And the kids, like, the same mountain bike, just one had a different shape, like, the, I don't know, the difference, because it was the same speed. It was, like, 18 speed. But, like, his handlebars sucked, and my handlebars felt good. But it might have been because those were my handlebars, and those were his handlebars. And when he was riding my bike and I was riding his, it was easy to tell because these aren't the same handlebars I had.

You know what I'm saying? but like when i'm getting it it's like i don't know i'm getting it i mean it yeah i don't know fuck me i had uh that job i worked at the y as like a camp counselor i worked how old you were you then 16 nice i had a lot of jobs like crazy no yeah i mean like what was the what was what What was the first job you remember having outside of ADPAC? Maybe Chick-fil-A. Yes. Probably Chick-fil-A. The Crossroads one. Yeah. So we used that right when it opened up then.

Yeah, pretty close. Yeah. Yeah, and then, I don't know. Would you say that one's closer still to this day from where you say it and where I say it? Well, not necessarily where I say it, but where you say it now to the one that's in Lakewood Trail now? Yeah, it's probably closer. for you.

For me, though, I can get to the Lakewood Trail faster, but apparently it's harder to get out of that motherfucker, too. But it's not easy to get out of the one in Crossroads, is it? You just go to the one in the food hall, right? At NC State, below the library. HM, yeah. When I was in school, I'm not fucking... I can't get a parking spot when I'm outside when I'm not in state anymore. Yeah, I'm just going to pull up and just park and not pay for that shit and get real upset when I get a ticket.

It's like citation that's what i would do no i'm not paying that shit no but i'm dead serious like i'm not paying that but yes but that's the reason why i'm not driving and parking there and not to mention like i don't have a car at the moment so kind of impossible for me to do that but yeah but no i used to like i said when i was in college at state i would i'd have 805 class my freshman from here, living in a dorm, I would go to the Chick-fil-A or the HM before my 8.05 class and buy like.

Two Chick-fil-A chicken biscuits. Eat them both before class. No, eat one before class and eat one in class. Because I'm not paying attention to what the fuck's going on for those 55 minutes from 8.05 to 9 o'clock on a Monday morning. What is this? But I was coming from high school.

In high school, you had to be first period was like 735 yeah so I was I was still running that and then my my sophomore year I was like oh no I'm sorry second semester my freshman year in the dorm I was like oh, oh I don't have to take 8 o'clock classes anymore so all my classes were afternoon, like after lunch time and some of them would go to like 8 o'clock at night and I was like this is bullshit too but, I used to get two biscuits before my 8

o'clock class class and after my eight and five class i'd have like an hour and a half two hours until my next class was like 11 15 you know still before lunch or noon and i would go back to hm and in the chick-fil-a inside the hm and get two more chicken biscuits i get the last ones left before i move to lunch and i would eat like yeah my entire day would consist of me eating chicken biscuits, like Chick-fil-A chicken biscuits not chicken sandwiches Chick-fil-A chicken biscuits but.

The first day of my freshman year in the dorm. Yeah. I didn't realize that there was aluminum on the wrapper, on the wrapping of the chicken biscuit. So I went to the microwave and I heat it up for 30 seconds. And that shit started sparking. Like, like, like. Like gremlins. Yeah, man. And my roommate was like, what the fuck's going on, man? Oh, shit. He goes, what you don't know about that? I was like, yo, first and foremost, shut the fuck up.

Because like last night you ate some you you might wear some butter popcorn and then like your bed is on top bunk in the dorm room because we have lofts and i was there this morning and all the popcorn was on the floor because you couldn't fit in your fucking fat mouth you fat fuck excuse my language i love you guy i'm not gonna say his name mark what but i'm saying like i know a lot of people that have almost killed themselves making i ain't kill myself making food oh oh actually yeah yeah

okay okay oh it's like personal suicide on on on noodles with top ramen and a and a butts in the murder like i feel like i feel like in like like your late 20s i don't know i just remember my friend was like i went home to make some pork chops and i fell asleep, i've done that and he was a piece of the first piece he woke up and like everything was like Like, on fire. Oh, shit. Really? I don't know exactly what happened. It was a long time ago.

A situation happened like that to me, but it was like Q was living with me at the time, and he was bartending. So I worked a regular eight to five, but he was working the night shift, you know, but he was bartending.

And he came. I think he saved my life multiple times because I would put a fucking Totino's or DiGiorno in the oven pizza to cook it and pass out on the couch, at like 2 or 3 in the morning and then Q would come home at like 4 and be like what the fuck is this and then he couldn't wake me up so when I woke up in the morning there would just be a black, pizza on my coffee table in front of me this is what you cook last night Drew and, Microsoft said it's sleeping right.

And he's like Like, you're welcome. Basically, I think one time he left a note that said, you're welcome, you asshole. I know one time we were in a hotel room and someone saved his life. Like, we got back. His life? Yeah, we got back to the room. Is it Va Beach? Yeah. And I don't know what he was saying. How do you say his life? How do you say his life? It wasn't me. What was you doing? You were like, fuck this motherfucker. I was probably asleep. I don't know. But we got back to the room.

Yeah, it's probably like 2.30, 3 o'clock in the morning. He went in the bathroom and locked the door. Oh, bad move. And was going to take a bath. I guess. That's a good move. Bad move. And fell asleep. And fell asleep. Uh-huh. And this other guy was, like, getting sick. Like, I think he tried to lay down and started spinning. And he was like, I have to. Like, thank God he had to throw up. Yeah, he's like, I have to throw up. And he, like. Thank God he didn't get in the bathroom. Yeah.

I don't know how he got in. And let me guess the one who was like right there. Yeah.

Yeah, my wife was like a Cousin Yeah, I think it was coming over the side I had that show my brother when I was a kid in that much school Me my pants and my mom my dad me or watch TV and now I see me and Matt wouldn't take a bath And like he made the bathroom a lot of time almost like check on your brother and I gotta check out him and he's doing This any he's asleep in the water is literally at the precipice of going into his mouth, What are you doing, man? What are you doing? She goes, huh?

Huh? Huh? I was like, I smacked him. I was like, the hell? And then we got in a fight. We fought each other, which is great because, like, I woke his ass up. I was like, but, you know, like, you know, when you're eight years old, like, a seven-year-old cannot tell an eight-year-old, like, how close you were to dying. Yeah. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. It doesn't get across. The point doesn't get across. It's like, fuck you, motherfucker.

And we had to go sleep in the same bedroom. like my man was fucking so fucking comfortable when i walked in there and the water was that close to his mouth to him dying like swallowing it and yo i've never seen someone more peaceful than my brother in that moment like i was like first of all how the fuck did you fall asleep in a bathtub yeah i don't i don't know and there's no soap bubbles anywhere i can see a little dick You little dick. Yeah. You little eight-year-old penis.

I don't know how you fall asleep, but you can do it, man. Same guy that would sleep till 3.30 in the afternoon and get up only right before mom came home so that she didn't get mad on summer break. Yeah, that's normal. No, I didn't do that. I did all the chores. I did my chores and his chores, bro. Yeah. He never fucking thanked me for that shit either. Matter of fact, I'm going to let him know about that tomorrow.

On yeah yeah bring it up immediately yeah yeah i'll bring it up i'll bring it up like hey man remember when you were being an asshole to me he goes when he's like always you dick yeah that's the first thing you bring up and then all of a sudden we have a meeting with our bosses and our job why are you guys fighting you guys always fight like if you keep fighting like this we can't we can't keep hitting you guys on the match site it's drew's fault i was like this That's fucking Matt's fault.

Fuck me. Fuck you. Boom, boom, boom, boom. He's not fighting again. Sorry. Yeah. Okay. Tell me, tell me.

Speaking on that like something that we used to do or you grew up doing that you might think that it might not be okay i'll be frowned upon these days for example like i don't think that tying your loose tooth with a string and then tying that side of the string to a doorknob and then slamming the doorknob to make the tooth pop out is something that people do anymore i think people we'll still do it you think so yeah probably yeah i yeah i don't think i think

we i'm saying think about like who was the person that slammed the door it was your mother your father yeah you know like they were involved when we were doing it on jackass they like tied it to that lamborghini okay that's a whole different thing and uh join up lamborghini join all of me and it was sounding I don't think it really broke something. It really ripped the mouth out. It wasn't good. Yeah. I don't know. Well, it took more than the tooth out.

Do you know what used to kill me? It's like we didn't have, for a lot of my youth, we didn't have a remote control. I did not either. I was the remote control. Yeah. I was the remote control. Get off and change the channel. From another room.

Hey Drew Come here son What do you want My house wasn't that big So I was real close by But I was in another room Change the channel to Change the channel from Eight to six Yeah yeah Click click click click, And I'm like What are you doing He's like Yeah it's like It's like Why don't we get a mocha He's like Why do you My dad said to me Why do I need a mocha When I have you And I go You piece of shit In my head I said You piece of shit motherfucker But out loud I said good points yes sir,

I don't think that's a good point do you want me to check it out before you is this anyone is this anyone yeah. Or like hold the antenna like move the, we were so we might have been like the end of the era where like the child had to get on top of the roof like a lightning storm. You have to, man. It's the Super Bowl. To the right. To the right. The Bulls are playing. What are you doing up there? It's game two.

You're on top of the roof You don't even remember how you got up there, One moment you're inside the house And the next moment you're on top of the roof It's thunderstorms And raining profusely Heavily and there's lightning And you're just, Maneuvering pieces of metal Like no one This is not safe It doesn't feel safe But no one said it wasn't safe Don't wear your shoes And also, for some odd reason, Ma Dukes was nowhere to be found.

Yeah. She was in the bathroom. She's like, please, please, please, God, don't let my child be struck by lightning. Because she's like, I didn't do this. She's hiding in the bathroom because she's like, the cops can't blame me for it if I'm in the bathroom when this happens. My dad's like, no, no, I only got the right side of the screen. Turn the other way. What are you doing up there?

Yeah. I mean I remember like a lot of That kind of And also but like back then You can hit the fucking side You can smack the side of the TV box And it would Be clear It would work You can smack the TV More, Like I guess the population was less maybe So like I feel like it was kind of free reign It was definitely free reign Yeah I mean it's just not like that anymore.

I mean I know So even when I was real young, I would just like get on the cat bus, get on like the city transportation and ride it until it came back to my house and get off again. No, the reason why I never rode public transit is because I didn't know how, I didn't know where this bus was going. I didn't know which bus to get on that would bring me back around.

And if I did I didn't know how to fucking make the bus say This is my stop Let me off I never got on that shit I never used the wolf line At state When I was in college I did All the time I mean I was using that way before And I'm so disappointed in myself That I didn't, Yeah Cause like It just seemed way more confusing Or complicated Than it actually was To myself at the time It was super easy Convenient for me Cause it came really close to my house Yeah that that shit runs down power drive now

too multiple ones yeah i mean it's great but i mean there's no way i would let my kids do that like as a young what do you mean that's what it's saying for huh oh but i mean like just get on the bus and ride around or like a saturday, but i mean now you can look at a cell phone and see where they're at you could yeah you know that's what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah like now you have the ability to follow yeah yeah you can. Just was a factor yeah I don't know how I mean there's so many things,

I don't know. But it was never a trust that my mom had in me growing up. Then what mothers have nowadays with their children, because my mother's trust in me back then was like, I trust that you're not going to show up before dinner. Otherwise, I'm going to have to fuck your shit up. What if I touch your mom? There was a fucking hose on the side of the house. Yeah. She wouldn't let me in the house. She'd kick me out my own house. I was not allowed back inside my door. Yeah, I mean, that's.

I said, why? why she goes because i'm up and i said okay why do i have to be up if you're up she goes because if i'm up your ass definitely ain't sleeping so get the fuck out here take this fucking croissant, and this little orange juice and i'm like someone drank some of this already because i don't give a shit and she just pushed me out the front door and then shut the door behind me and i click click and i was like i turned i was like

you let me out she goes yeah you come back in here i was like When can I come back? He goes, when the sun goes down. I was like, why don't I go to the other city? She goes, hold on to the house. One of these bathrooms goes, there's a whole big world out there for you, buddy. Yeah, that's pretty crazy. But it was awesome, though. Yeah, yeah. Because guess what? That's how I met your aunt. That's how, yeah. Everybody's out there. That's how we met each other. Yo, what's up, man? Yo, what up,

man? Yeah, what are you doing? I'm like, I want to know what you're doing because I can't, I don't know what to do because Because I can't go back to the place I know about. Because I'm not allowed back there right now. What you popping off with? Even like the... Oh, you want to go in the woods? Let's go in the woods. Yeah, even like... You want to go follow this creek? Yeah, follow this creek. Let's do it.

The best adventure ever. And night games. Night games. They were the best. The best. Following sewer tunnels is awesome too. Jesus Christ, that woman's got some big ass... You know, one time we went down like... Yeah, I don't know. We've done a lot of crazy shit. I heard that there's a place over downtown You can go into the sewers and like Let's do it I'm not doing it man I'm not doing that Yeah we should totally do it now Huh?

We should totally do it now No way No because we know we can leave I'm not going You're not going? Why not? I just don't want to Everyone write in and say Is Micah a bitch or not a bitch? Yeah write in.

Give them what to write into yeah it's, gmail.com and leave your address so we can write back your physical address you have to get like waiters I don't know I know you go in somewhere over there by the village and I don't I don't know where you come out I'm not doing that Yeah I'm not doing that either Cause I'm not going out like that I'm not I'm not gonna drown In a sewer Okay, Cause now I'm mad My mother would be If I drowned So she would In my funeral On my wake Be like That motherfucker

She'd be mad as hell She would be sorry Even if I saw like a snake I'd be like I'm out Done B. Done No I see something slipping I can't I'm not doing that shit That's like You know A log Brushes your leg If I can't do What the animal That I'm scared of is doing I'm not getting that one Because a snake can slither On top of the surface I don't like snakes I did used to do that kind of stuff But now I just have no I'm not too old,

He's a whole 24 years old I mean He's going on 25 so he's pretty old I don't know I just don't think it's for me I think this is for you though You want all of that, I thought you spin that thing around I was just checking to see what was there. It's a couple of french fries. It's a fry of french.

Frenchy poop. Ow, my back hurts. You got any ideas on how to stretch your back out? Yeah, you got to lay down on your back. And then put your leg up in the air and all the way to one side. So basically lay on my back and pull my legs up and get fucked in the ass? No. Hey, if that's what I want to do, you let me do it. Okay? I'm just saying like you know like they're doing basketball warm-ups. It's been a long time. Yeah, I got you. But you need a partner then.

You need a partner. You need a road dog. I don't know, man. You should Google it. I should Google it. Yeah, Dr. Google. Why are you so sketchy? Dr. Google. That's a new track. That's a new track. Next track is Dr. Google. No, man. Dr. Google, man. Dr. Google. How you doodle? he's old Dr. Google he's on fire Google he out of line let's do this no man let's go no, Dr. Google, can I help you? No, you're good. My back hurts, lower back. Dr. Google. You've seen basketball before, right?

You've seen a basketball before, right? Then do it. Watch the pregame workout.

You might have to get like a channel for that. It's like there's a series on NBA TV. Dr. Google. Oh, what if there was a channel that was like a workout channel, but it was only dedicated to workout with dedicated players? Yeah. That's a pretty smart idea. It's not bad. Yeah, Dr. Google. I remember like, today I was David Stoudemire.

Let's see how Wake Forest starts it out. all right well you normally do it georgia tech yeah nice all right let's you know let me start with a good leg stretch down the center but now we're gonna talk about dr google he's on call he's on point google he's the man google oh shit i mean i don't know i like that that's good It's a good point. It's a valid point, Jim. There's a lot of money to be made in fitness. And in bacon, egg, and cheese. And in fatness. What?

Infantism? Fatness. Oh, yeah. Fitness or fatness? Aye, aye, aye, aye.

I'm saying like a bacon, egg, and cheese. It's phenomenal. Oh, oh, oh, oh. All right, so folks, my man And Doc Solo is flapping his chicken wings right now. He's got his hands in his pocket, flapping his elbows. And I'm like, bacon, like, jeez. He's trying to fly out of his seat. Nah, man. It's just that song that's stuck in my head. Dr. Google.

All right, man. This is also the worst podcast we've done ever. You want to kill it here? Probably. All right, let's just shoot it in the head. Bye, assholes. All right, bye. Music. Niggas from the hood is the best actors we the ones that gotta wear our face backwards put your frown on before they think you suck never smile long or take your defense up, acting tough so much we start to feel hard live from the city where they pull cars i got a glock 40 and a little nine ready for the day a nigga.

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