You thought the Fire Museum (episode 21) was a million-dollar idea? Here's a TWO-million-dollar idea: the Phobia Museum. Brock's knows he's claustrophobic, but his report from the Phobia Museum will help him know WHY he's claustrophobic. We're going to help people learn so MUCH about themselves. Also: chinchilla hats, sloth baskets, and birds what poop out their mouths. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit caman...
Aug 03, 2018•1 hr 7 min
We celebrate our half-year birthday with the first 3 minutes of this podcast having screwy audio. Cameron grew up 5 minutes fast. Brock has lost the ability to lose contact with outer realities. It's hard to idealize any point in American history in between three-cornered hats and now. We definitely don't figure out what sextants are for. There's too much available information. Your intellect is not a gas. Cameron pines for community via proximity. This is a public episode. If you would like to ...
Jul 26, 2018•1 hr 2 min
Draw one wavy line down the long side of a church bulletin and it's all stick men and tanks from there. Sometimes you've just got to put the avocado on the bathroom floor. We discuss the possibility of one being a sociopath via laziness and privilege, stare into the abyss of our current Presidential situation, and wonder what the Ethical Republican Christians are up to these days. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, ...
Jul 19, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Brock's name is a heretofore unspecified onomatopoeia. Cameron recommends the film "Chopping Mall". Brock isn't ready to pass on his legacy. Cameron lacked the self-actualization to eat more Sbarro. Brock's children need to stop licking things. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com
Jul 12, 2018•1 hr 8 min
Cameron doesn't want more items in his mental queue. James Jameson needs a modded barrel. Cameron dropped the bottle rocket in the floorboards. Brock invents the word "incautious". We spend a while dipping back into high school reading assignments with Camus' The Stranger. Cameron says the "R" word. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Jul 06, 2018•1 hr 10 min
Some people are more scared by the unfinished business ghost. Horror is the hot sauce of films. Cameron's CRT minimap was pixel oatmeal. Brock could spot the REAL engineers. Cameron knows enough about computers to be pre-demoralized. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com
Jun 29, 2018•59 min
Cameron didn't know the wok process. Page 3 of Google isn't what it used to be. Only narcissistic cartographers reveal their occupation. You're not paying $40 to burn a pile of Cheerios. In a burst of inspiration, we produce the next great museum concept. You're going to want to hear this. It will involve a LOT of waivers. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Jun 22, 2018•1 hr 4 min
Brock has over-locked his house. Cameron thinks he ran away one time. No bacon unless you're all at the table. Children are chaotic neutral. Cameron hallucinated a cursing man at the movies. Corporations are trying to cut down the forest to make elevator buttons. You'd think "Let People Vote" would be a simple phrase. [Addendum: we recorded this episode on Tuesday morning, before the latest news coverage regarding planned tent cities for immigrant children separated from their parents, and befor...
Jun 15, 2018•1 hr 23 min
Computers were always disposable. Apparently kids don't reinstall their Windows anymore. There's a black hole in personal computer history. Windows would never find a driver. The shared culture was a silver lining. How many people do you NEED to have a shared experience with, anyway? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Jun 08, 2018•49 min
Politics talk morphs into religion talk PRETTY quickly in this one, and we really never shovel ourselves back out, so buckle up, folks. Cameron is unconvinced that everyone believes in societal progress. Brock wants to balance without equivocating. Now's as good a time as any to emphasize that we're doing our best off the cuff here to have sincere conversations about difficult topics, so maybe use TWO buckles and LET'S GET READY TO RAMMBBBBBLLLLEEE (After this one, I'm positing Cameron is some s...
May 31, 2018•1 hr 11 min
History condenses. The Star Wars shirts were too new for Cameron. Dawson's Creek is playing music from the future. We're guessing there are trendy fishermen out there. It turns out Brock was running friend interference for Cameron our entire childhood. Brock's family yells, but Cameron's family is mean . We discuss the tendency one might have to try and "solve" their family the way they solve their job. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get acc...
May 26, 2018•1 hr
It's probably the logic board. Cameron's manual process window is awfully small. Eventually you run out of floppy disks to scour for fonts. Cameron and Brock both spent some time drawing cursors. Don't move your grandfather's icons around. Brock claims at some point people carried phones around on their necks? Cameron warns listeners of the friction coefficient of sheer fabric on hardwood floor. Florida folks have their car windows open often, so they have to yell SOMETHING out of there. This is...
May 16, 2018•1 hr 2 min
There's a lot of waiting involved in surfing. Brock reminisces about surfing at 4am, while Cameron reminisces riding a large bar of soap in the ocean. There was still social anxiety past the wave break. Breakfast happened AFTER Cameron's 2 hours of practice. It's time to compare your steak with your toothpaste: the Steak Ratio makes a reappearance as Cameron talks about a spreadsheet for an excruciating amount of time. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscr...
May 10, 2018•1 hr 5 min
It's not called a "bazzoo". Brock's still not used to using multiple decades to describe things he's owned. Calvin never had a birthday. The Travel Yahtzee pad was unused. Brian wanted to finish his game of Risk. Cameron couldn't keep his shoes on. The dice don't have to be in a line. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
May 01, 2018•1 hr 7 min
Teach a man to brisket, and he probably won't actually do it that often. Brock invents the word "Normalicy". Goldfish don't really hoard. You have to clear out the toy sediment. Our first mailbag segment features Bill Murray AND a bassoon. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com
Apr 24, 2018•1 hr 1 min
Brock wasn't talking about Matt from Kittium. Cameron was talking about Brobdingnag. Don't inscribe every book you give everyone. Cameron reminisces about listing to the baseball game on the radio, because Cameron turns 83 this year. We close out with 20 minutes of failing to notify ourselves 10 years ago what they were doing wrong. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Apr 18, 2018•1 hr 13 min
Join us as we record as the sun rises as we attempt to survive our new early-morning schedule. Nobody mentioned the edamame hummus. At one point, there were three separate bundles of celery. We examine the efficacy of the steak ratio system. (A little housekeeping note: this episode has crackly audio, again. We have a plan to address this for next week and hopefully it will stop being a problem. You're not as sad about it as we are, we promise.) This is a public episode. If you would like to dis...
Apr 11, 2018•1 hr 6 min
It’s hard to turn down a temporary free set of hot dogs. Cameron ruins game shows, and Brock ruins parades. Brock invents the words “civilizational” and “ongoingly”. Cameron is harangued at a Best Buy. In the end, there is only Kirby. The elevator door close button only makes things worse. We invent Reverse Amazon Now. We make a compelling case for training your child in the use of grappling hooks. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access t...
Mar 23, 2018•1 hr 13 min
If you're not saying "Niblings", you should be. The curse box's thesaurus failed. Brock's children go straight for his pillowcases. Brock's father had a time dilation device. Eventually the exposed midriff won't even be animated, and THEN what're you going to do. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Mar 15, 2018•1 hr 18 min
We discuss botany, and robotany. Cameron thinks you’re 35 for 10 years. The world’s progress ratios are all out of whack. We mention two different medical conditions that you should probably not Google, and how to lie to your children about one of them. Cameron can’t knit, but Brock can cross-stitch majestically. We detail the future’s greatest game: Ultimate Rasketball. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cama...
Mar 07, 2018•1 hr 8 min
Cameron and Brock debate the order and intensity of exposing children to various existential crises. Cameron judges Travel Persons. There was a ceiling on the hole. We've already passed the emotional robot uncanny valley. Brock uses the word "proprioception" like he's going to get some sort of medal or something. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Mar 01, 2018•1 hr 9 min
(Note: the audio in this episode is Also Messed Up and I repaired it as best I could. I can't believe it happened again.) Cameron would call and hang up. Brock would give an NPC a Viking funeral. Cameron only played putt-putt. Brock knew Cameron was stealing his stuff. Also discussed: air compressors as underwater breathing apparatuses, roofs as diving boards, trampolines, being dragged behind a car, and other things that should have hurt us more than they did. This is a public episode. If you w...
Feb 23, 2018•1 hr 14 min
We discuss various car-related incidents of yore, like when Cameron totaled a car, or when another car was totaled by Brock's car. Brock learns what management is. Cameron makes the worst Firefly analogy imaginable. (My audio in this episode was all crackly when we recorded it; I repaired it, but it's still a little ... crumbly. Oh well - Cameron) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Feb 14, 2018•1 hr 22 min
We prepare lists of topics and almost use them. We reminisce about growing up in a one-Starbucks town. Brock makes policemen nervous. Cameron falls apart in midair. We both verify that gator tastes like chicken fish. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com
Feb 07, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Brock Is Awesome was once a dead pot dealer, but Brock M. Walker hasn't gotten back to us. Everything has already been put into a microwave. The Authenticity Precogs aren't real. We defend wine tasters, for some reason. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com
Jan 31, 2018•1 hr 31 min
Sometimes you're just a frog in a boiling wading pool. Brock's life-sized Roman general portrait just isn't done YET. Buckets of wood screws solve and create a lot of problems. It's pronounced "Albert Camoo". This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com
Jan 24, 2018•1 hr 19 min
As of now, we can no longer say "we should make a podcast sometime", so that's progress. Cameron tries to goof about tracking children and ends up espousing subdermal chips. Brock's childhood is ruined by a ketchup elitist. Kobe is mistaken for wagyu. Some people have very strong beef opinions. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit camandbrock.substack.com...
Jan 23, 2018•1 hr 16 min
