Episode 312: CAN YOU GIVE ME A MINUTE?!

We'll get into that. Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. Aaron and I had a meltdown. It was simultaneous with one another thing. God misery loves company. Oh. I don't brush my hair anymore. I really don't brush my hair. In fact, Steve said the other day, are you gonna brush your hair? And I was like, I really don't because I just I just use my fingers and run my fingers to my hair. All Right, you guys, we are what are we in? We're in March? Oh my god, normal,

We're March. It's our off season. But we have a lot of things also going on. At all times, like me trying to get the heat to work in this place that I'm at. Jimmy Johnson was retired. We're going to talk about that. We're going to talk about Aaron's project that she's working on. She wants some help. I'm not even sure what that's about, but we look forward

to that. Aaron and I talked off off camera when we were together the past couple of days about Alex Earl and our affinity for her post that she did and exposing acne and the whole thing. So we'll discuss that. What else we got, girl, Well, we alluded to it earlier, trying to do our own makeup and get ready. Look,

I get it. This sounds self centered, but we both had we both had a meltdown about it, and I think it's a funny conversation because there are a lot of women now, according to these videos that I try to watch to help myself, that can do this and have great tricks and tricks. I am a massive failure with it, and I want to talk a little bit about it. You got a new therapist I need to go back with. That's something I think we should talk about.

I love that and getting appointments done in the off season. I have started that. I went to a dermatologist, I got a skin check. I am working on a little situation above my lip. I want to convince you to go. The time of year, I always try to get stuff done, but there is such a massive fear when doing all this because I don't want to hear any bad news. You know, no, but I also want to do an

elective procedure. And then I feel like there, I was like, well, the downtime is four to six weeks and not trying to sound so busy, but there isn't a four to six window. So then all of a sudden, I'm like, I'm going to be eighty years old by the time I get the elective facelifts that I want. All right, so let's start with our friend are now former colleague.

I hate saying that I know coach Jimmy Johnson, the Hall of Fame coach Jimmy Johnson, and announced his retirement on Monday from Fox after thirty What years are we at? I think we're twenty eight, maybe because Jimmy came so Terry and Howie were the first. That's thirty two years. So we'll look it up or Ryan, let us know, Ryan, how many years. I want to say it's twenty eight, But either way, an unbelievable broadcasting career after his Hall of Fame coaching career. I just yeah, I want us

each to say a highlight about Jimmy. I'll start by saying, Jimmy has a way of just making everyone feel like they belong. He is, his ability to walk into any room. The speeches he gave over all the years were unbelievable. His storytelling you guys, You're like, he's just there's a reason he was a coach. But yeah, he had an infectious he still does. He has an infectious personality. And I found this video of him and I a couple of years ago dancing on set, and I just so good.

I just that is like a girl cosm of who he is. He's just the absolute best. And I love him dearly and I will miss him, and I'm actually gonna go see him this off season down in Florida to spend some time with him. But I just love him so much, so I'm gonna miss him on Sunday. Wait, you are Why am I not invited? Yeah? You're always invited? What are you guys doing. You're going fishing. We're going fishing.

Christ He's the best, he is. I kind of was wondering if this was going to happen because we talked about our setup for Super Bowl and we had a great like meeting room area, well a whole section of a meeting room with it was like kind of a common area, and then all these rooms and Coach was there like every day all day. I mean, I was doing fittings. I was trying to my Super Bowl outfit. I was running in, running out, and he I'll never forget this. I won't ever forget this. This isn't my

Jimmy story, but it's what I'm gonna tell. So he was getting ready to go sit down with Andy Reid for his Super Bowl feature and I walked in and I was like, hey, Coach, and I think we're all kind of breathing fired. Did we all go out? What were we doing? Or was this the day after we filmed Lady Gaga. Something was going on and I was like, hey, Coach, what are you doing? He goes, well, get ready go

sit down with Andy Reid. Aaron, if you had one question for Andy Reid, what would it be and I was like, the fact you're asking me this is so sweet. You are absolutely right. You hit the head on then did you hit the head on the nails on the henail? You hit the nail on the hose. He just makes everyone feel part of the team. He makes everyone feel

like they belong. I'm so grateful for that. I just put it up on my Instagram that one of my favorite things about Coach is those check ins during the break before they're about to throw it to you for your feature good and they're all like goofy kids. They're like hey, hey, hey girl, and they all want to say hi, and they're doing it at the same time, and Coach is always like, I love the outfit, what's the weather like out there? My hair blown? Or what's

the crowd doing? You know? Yeah? I adore him and it doesn't feel real. It won't really feel real until we, you know, kick off this season. But we love you, Coach. You're so amazing. I'll come back every now and then,

don't I just I hope. So you know, Jimmy is forever a family member of Fox, and I think and Ryan told us it is thirty one years, which is incredible, but on the Collin Coward Show, where he announced his retirement on Monday, He said that even with all of the incredible teams that he coached and the National Championships and the Super Bowls, that Fox was his number one and like the most fun that he's ever had in his career. And I think that that just tells you

everything you need to know about being a part of Fox. So, Coach, we love you, enjoy retirement. I can't wait to go fishing with you. And obviously you never need an invite back to any of our shows. We love you, We love you, We love you. He is so sweet and that hair always looks so bad. That hair exactly, Oh my god, yes, his hair. And also about Coach, he wore a suit. Wow, Like where's this suit? Wow? He's you know, but he does like he just always looks

so dapper and he's so great. Last thing I'll say fun fact about Coach because I love music on the set in the morning, Like I need to wake people up at his seven o'clock in the morning. We got to like get the mat so like I always ask the guys, like what was the pregame music you listen to listen to? When you were a player, what do you want right now? Like just like different vives. I mean this could go from like fifty cent to boys de mend or whatever. Coach walks on set one day

and I go, coach, what's your pump up music? What do you want to listen to? He goes Celene Dion. I go what. He goes, love Celene Dion, listen to her all the time. I go, that's your pump up music. He goes, yeah, that are h andre Bocelli. I go, wow, what a renaissance man. You are a coach Celene Dion and Andre Bocelli, my man. He also taught me you can open a Heineken with your Super Bowl ring shot. That's amazing. We have a Beureau opener.

together being a knowledge while me, Okay, you're ridiculous. Kelly Stafford had a wonderful h infertility charity that she chosen, infertility that she's a part of. We know how much it means to you, and she's done an incredible job giving back into that community. So we were happy to go and support her. But this is classics. So Erin and I we're going to go together, and it turns into like, okay, well what are you gonna wear? Because

it's like semi formal. You don't want to be too formal, but you don't want to like not show up and make an effort. Cocktail and black tie are so difficult to get ready for. And I'm sorry, like it just is I have interview sideline or yoga pants. That's what I know what to get ready for, you know, totally. So Erin on the text change, she goes, I'm wearing just refer to Jalen Hurts NFC Championship interview, to which I went on her Instagram and I was like, what

was that? And I was like, oh, that's great, But yeah, I'm with you. I don't I don't like this is our and this is I'm going to preface all this. Eron and I sound like bitches, Yes exactly. Erin and I are so lucky that we have a job where someone can get us dressed. Someone tells us just what to wear. This is going to look great, put that on. By the way we do it. If we're on national television with the millions of people watching, there should be

someone that does it. Because you don't want me going on. Well, actually, we've seen footage of that cut to es. We've seen footage of when I dress myself and do my own hair and think that weave looks good. We don't want that higher than professionals. Aaron has taught me a lot of things in this industry. Number one is you pay for what you get. Like I there's a lot of times I'm just like I don't want to pay for that.

I don't want to pay for that. And it's true, like you get to alter, you get out of it what you put into it, put into it. You got to alter your freakin' outfits, you've got to spend the money on hair and makeup, like, okay, so we are very very fortunate, exactly. And that said, I can't. I don't even brush my hair obviously when I'm not on television. I don't like doing my hair. I don't like doing

my makeup. There's a reason I've taken my extensions out, there's a reason I've taken my fake eyelashes off, my fake nails, all of it, just because I don't want the upkeep of any of it when it's awesome. So then trying to get ready and look presentable, I end up putting on so much makeup it looks like MAP did my makeup and I don't mean the brand, and you ran back. I mean, you're a child. It's like,

here's a cran, just start putting on. So yeah, so Aaron and I both had these moments where we're like, we're not good at this, So cue up all of our professional friends that do these things. We need tips and tricks. Jamie, Dominique, Jillian whoever, how do we get ready? Ailey, Kyie. I'm gonna see Jamie and Kylie tomorrow and I need

some tips. I just am blown away at the women on Instagram and TikTok that do all these things, and then the powder and then the thing here, the thing here, Like I do it and I think it looked great, and then I see a picture and I'm like, hey, my other thing is I'm going through a real situation with this hair right now. I have damaged it incredibly. There are broken pieces. What I thought was Friz the other night at Kelly's event. No, that's just broken hair.

I don't know if it's because I slicked it back so much and then maybe I combed through it that I was flicking it bad back with a bad pride. I don't see the broken stuff. Really, it's awful. I now have a new set of bangs. All of this is all broken. And it's not like I'm overprocessed because I don't do my hair that much. I Am just going to do the grays and then let this kind

of calm down. But I do know it's like the styling that we do a lot of the heat is what's I've just never had my hair in this bad a shape. So yeah, cut to the event this weekend and I was trying to do it, and my sweet husband came home from golfing and he wanted to just be with us six and he came back and I'm like having a full blown meltdown in the bathroom and he's like, what's wrong, and I'm like, I just I

look like shit. I look like shit. He goes, I'm like, this is why I don't get myself ready because I look and he's like, okay, what can I do? And like he had picked my outfit. He wanted me to wear this dress because I don't wear dresses often. He's like, yeah, that looks should you should? Though you look great in a dress or that skirt that you wore for it was a different interview. You wore that scirt, was it Saquan or though no, the dress too for the Jordan's

Love interview. Again, I'm good when someone plans it all out. But and then I tried to that was for an interview. I did this dress I had on and I put it on. I'm like, I just this bra and I've brought like I've got like a sports bra, like I need my boobs, like it's just and he was like and then God love him and he's so helpful. He is so helpful. He's like, oh, like just because I got I got my spank's on, and my spanks look weird and I've got a four boob situation here, and

I'm like, this doesn't work. I don't know where the bra was that I wore this outfit with. And my man just wants to know, Hey, so when do I tell the uber to get us? Like because? And so he's like covering and he's hovering, and I'm trying to take the layer of spangs off and now I'm nude and crazy, and he's like he's hovering and I'm like, hey, you want to give me a minute. I'm trying to like figure out my undergarments here, Like he hasn't done

anything wrong. And we get in the car and then he's like, I know he's so afraid to tell me the ubers era. I know it.

there that works well. Then I get in there and I'm like, the something that I thought was hanging it is nowhere to be found. Now I can't find the piece that goes under the other something. And now I'm and now I'm in my bathing suit drawer looking for the undergarment that's supposed to go undeath the because I'm like, maybe someone thought this was a bathing suit cover up and they put it away. I don't know what's going on.

So now I'm in Steve's drawer, I'm looking for all this stuff and now there's just the dry cleaning has been ripped open. The hangers are all over the place, literally, and You're like, looks like this is crazy. If like somebody supper comes in, They're going to be appalled and we're like, we die and someone has to come pick our outfit out for our funeral. They're gonna be like, these people are slob slobs exactly, well the outfit funeral outfit I should or I should just hang that up

and be like for my funeral. So no one hears where the departments are in the bathing suit drawer. But that brings me to the bar where you stay to Jared, can you give me a minute? There is nothing I hate, And I know he was not doing this. The hovering I don't need you, I don't need this is this is Steve has definitely learned very early on, I don't want you around when I'm getting ready, because now I want you saying after I've tried on the fifth dress,

being like wait, I like that first one better. I'm not asking you. I'm not asking You're not a part of this process. And then so Steve's very good about he just goes downstairs and then he's like he'll he'll yell up from downstairs, you got ten minutes, and I'm like okay, or like time check, you got fifteen minutes whatever? Oh WILLI okay? So the other night, the other night we went on a date night, but this is the night before we went out on our thing. I'm like,

you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna try something new with the makeup. I've been watching the tutorials. Because I do, I get sucked in. I get suckered in. Yeah, I get suckered in where it's like, I'll tell you why I never told you this because it didn't make it past the date night. So I'm up there and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna try this cat I thing. I think I can do it. I watched the tutorial or you just draw one straight line up and then just do one little line over, so it

shouldn't be that hard. I nailed this eye like like got it in two seconds. I was like, oh this is oh my god, this is so easy. Great. I've always wanted to do a cat I oh no, and move over to this one. I can't get it. The flap, the flappy skin is in the way of this one. We're trying to hold it up there. So now we've just got a sharpie that's like this big black mark here. So now I'm getting the toilet paper and I'm wiping it off. Now it looks like I have a black eye.

Now we're rubbing the whole thing. Now, I'm like, god, damn it, I don't want to have to take it off this side because this side isn't working, So I'm gonna keep trying. Steve goes, are you okay up there? I mean I was up there for like twenty minutes. Okay.

I finally walked downstairs and he goes, what's wrong? And I was like, I tried something new and he's like, yeah, were you crying at this point, like my face is red, the makeup's propped, and I go, this is why we can't get ready to go out now, baby, I don't need you to get ready to go out. And I'm like no, but I want to be the like hot girl that's like goes out with a boyfriend. And it's like I'm gonna put on like a sexy dress and

I'm gonna do something like fun underneath. So then it's like, well we're at dinner, I'm like, hey, guess what, I have one underneath their No, I forfeited the whole thing because at that point I was just pissed off. I couldn't do the fucking makeup. So that's why the next night when we had our thing, I said, I'm not even trying anything. I put my hair half up. It was half. Steve goes, hey, your hair's like all dark underneath. I was like, yeah, I know, because I haven't done

it under there. I don't care because but it's like brown under there. And I was like, okay, enough, don't care, just mailing it in. I tried, it didn't work, can't do a cat I over it. This is I agree, this is whent to the point I screamed, this is why I don't go out anywhere. And I do love it because I can see Steve like trying to figure out do you want me to come in? Do you want me to help you on zip the dress? You

need me to help me? And then how about this when they are helping you zip and like, I'm annoyed and I've got the extensions in, He's like, hey, I need you to hold your hair up? No, no, you don't move it. How About when I went to how about when I put the hand chain on? Because I'm like, you know what I'm gonna do? This is god? I can't Guy are you in like a like a devil video? What's going on? This is my wild organizing my jewelry. And I was like, oh my god, I forgot about

this really pretty hand chain, so I'm gonna put that on. Well, I can't put it on by myself. It's like one of those ones that you have to have somebody else help you. So I'm like, hey, can you come up here and help me with this big pause. He's like, it's like a really fragile chain, and so because he's not doing it, yeah, like I'm like, you have to do this. So now five minutes of attempting to put on the fucking hand chain, I'm like, forget it, forget it.

I'll just do it myself. And he's like, fine, I won't even try to help you. And I'm like, these poor guys, I swear to now, because here's the thing. We have the best of intentions when we start the night again, like I said, I'm gonna be cute, I'm gonna be sexy, I'm gonna try something new. Then I'm discouraged and I'm frustrated, and now I don't even want to go out on the date that I'm supposed to be taking him on to celebrate him, and he's great, and now he's like, why am I with this chick

and make that a headline New York Post. I'm just like, you know, I just can't. I really I want someone to teach me how to do my makeup and make it too, because these tutorials make it seem like they're so easy. There is not easy. I wouldn't know the proper eyeliner coverage, which is or color, to save my life, I don't know what it is. I had one brand that someone recommended and the deal comes out all the time, and now it's all over my bag. The color I

like from a certain company has now been discontinued. I have no clue how to apply it. I think I put sparkles on today. I don't know what's going on. Also, I don't know an eyebrow brash. I know nothing. I don't know how to do this. It's bad and I'm little older. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying. That skin, I don't think that this cat e is made for this eye that has flaps of skin going over it. And then I'm like, do I need that up for bluff surgery?

I hope you are. I commend you for being so honest about your skin, your breakouts, it not being perfect that you know you do the best that you can. You're working with your dermatologists. But you are just such I mean this and not trying to be cheesy. You are very inspirational to people because I remember so many times I would just not go I mean I wouldn't go out then because my acne and I was so embarrassed of it, and I wouldn't want to go out

until it was dark so people couldn't see. And it's like it's hard to put yourself out there and then have people criticize you. So good for you. I commend you for doing that, and I feel you. I also rute on your page try sparlactone because sparrolactone really helped me a dermatologist in Nashville changed my whole life. I have high testosterone, weird, and it totally cleared up my face. So if maybe to consult with your dermatologists, maybe spar

lactone is right for you. But I really commend you for doing that so good. Yeah, it was a great look. We both brought it up to each other. It's just candidly like, hey, did you see this? Oh my god, I saw it. It was so great. Speaking of that, and this goes along with it's our off season, we're trying to get all these you know, appointments in I'm actually partnering up with an organization to promote like people are afraid to go to the doctor because they don't want

bad news. People are afraid to get checkups. Just a random checkup is how I found out I had cervical cancer. Unfortunately, you need to go to the doctor so your problem doesn't get worse if you even have one. I now go get mammograms like every six months because I am so paranoid about what I went through with cervical cancer, and I just feel like you're hearing more and more

about breast cancer and so forth, and it's awful. I had a moment where I had to go back for a checkup and I literally had a panic attack in the office because they were making me wait, making me wait. Finally I started crying. I told the lady at the front desk, can you please just get me into a room because I'm freaking out. When the doctor walked in and he said to me, once you've already gone through cancer like that, cherry is kind of popped. You are

forever worried that something is gonna get popped up. But you need to go. So I booked. I was trying to be really proactive. I was getting a facial and my facialist a couple of times had said, I think you need to go get this area looked at. It was just kind of like a tad rough, sometimes a little crusty, and sometimes had to shine on it. Also, I had a spot on my leg that my chiropractor saw, so he's like, I would have that looked at like shit. So I went to go get a check. I made it.

I like, I made an appointment. I'm fine, But going to the appointment, I'm like, oh my god, what if I get bad news. Appointment's fine, but skin checks are not fine. You do have to get like full on the gown in the back. They are up in there, thank god they are. But yeah, it's as I had done it, I know, and we're in the sun a lot. I'm gonna make Jared go. It's really bad because you could have something. I did get something burned off my arm.

What did you feel? What did you feel? Like? You just meant you mentioned the texture of the one above your lip, but like I was in the shower because then I'm now I'm doing this thing too, and I was like checking in. I was like, is it raised? Is it like a little like what I mean? I know that here's the thing. If you have any sort of question, you should go anyways, And honestly, first sun and stuff, I know you just you need to go, but you got to do it. I'll give you that information.

He's great, but as a dermatologist. He's a dermatologist and also a plastic surgeon. So because I was thinking, if I have to get something cut out. I want a dermatologist to do it. So I started having him look me over and I'm like, hey, I'm getting older and he's like, well, you definitely have some brown spots on your face and I'm like yeah, because I stand outside in the sun for five to six hours on a certain sideline and I get blasted. So we're going to

try to work on these little pigmentation things. But the one thing he goes, can I tell you something? And I said sure, and he goes, sunscreens, sunscreens, sunscreen, And you don't think about it until you're our age and you see the damage you did to yourself. The what is the one that we use that the glow the I want to say soul glow. It's not Darryl from McDowell's. What's the it's the yellow top good to the goop, the gloss screen, glow screen. I use that. I've gotten

better about that. That's like he told my favorite when I go out for games and I should have done this long before, and I'm annoyed because I did damage to myself. I need to be in one hundred SPF. He's like, if you're but if I'm doing a game for four and five hours. He goes, can you use an umbrella? I said, absolutely not. I would never be on the sidelines with an umbrella. Goes, you should be using one hundred. I should. You're right, because you're right.

I gotta go get this ship burned off. And it's all the stuff they tell us early on in life. No, and I didn't listen, drink water, use sunscreen. And we're like, I want to fact ask. I do have to go. I need a full body check on that, and I do need a mammogram, I am. I yeah, I know. I'm going to tell you what I gotta go do. Okay later probably, but like, what's the like colonoscopy? I feel like I had one, Like I feel like it gets lower and lower to go for one. Guys, you

know my story about my colonoscopy. When I went when I was nineteen. I had one because I was trying to be so skinny and I wouldn't eat and I didn't have any fiber in my diet and I was so backed up. And then that's when the guy from community college drove me and saw me naked, and the doctor thought he was my boyfriend. And I then withdrew from Grossmont Community College because I never wanted to see him again because he saw me naked and he wasn't

even my boyfriend. Remember that story. I can't I can't believe that anyways, turned into my head like I'm going to burn these off. Those I've had the kalony, like like from the spa, the medi spas. I think they're so I don't care. This isn't like a gross conversation like no, no, this is about you want to make curiot answer. It's about like that stuff like your gut health and being regular. I'm sorry, and I'm just saying this because AG one seventy five BOMs and minerals and

I know you love your stuff. Like it's about like it is about gut health and all of the things that you don't think about until it's too late. So yeah, so I'm gonna be good about that, my mammogram and my skin over. I think the problem with the colonoscopy that everyone has a tough experience. It's the night before you got to kind of clean yourself out, and that's very so it's pretty not great. Yeah that's not great, but you know what it is. That's just like, you know,

eating some bad food in Mexico or something. Sure, you know. Also not great, also not great. We're going along with this toilet, the project toilet. I have a project I'm doing right now. Yes, And I facetimeed you from this place. We were at a warehouse with a bunch of appliances and we were checking some stuff out for our new project, and our contractor had a great point. We were trying

to figure out different toilets to put in the house. Yeah, and our contractor said, don't put a heated seat in the powder room because guests will stay in there longer. So true, I mean no, you know they won't tinkling and you're on your phone. I love a heated seat, I dive out. No. Not. If you're going to go over to someone's house, you're not going to just be like, hey, let me just chill on the heated seat. You would

not do that, Listen. I have a massive pet peeve with people that do more than just sit on the heated seat in a powder room. That is an absolute yo. Don't let me catch you knowing that in a power That is crazy. Ask if there's a downstairs basement bathroom and I have powder room. Ever Ever, how about I had a whole breakdown though when Aaron was over the other day, because Aaron has a thing about not using hand taels, and I'm with her ever since she brought

it up. I don't like having a towel in the powder room either for guests, because it's like this, even if it's a brand, it's still like the paper napkin towel. Things are better like disposable, one use and done well. Mine is built into the wall and so it's like then i'd have to remove it and do whle thing. There's no space on the side of the counter. So Aaron was on the other day and she's like, I need to go to the use the bathroom, and I go, God,

I'm sorry, but I'm upstairs. I haven't even made it downstairs because I'm still trying to find the undergarment for the dress I'm wearing. And I just yelled from upstairs, I'm sorry about the towel. It's like, you know, even if it's your friends coming over, you're still like, I know, they're like not into that. Wait, I'm looking at a giant cobweb by the way in my office. That's great, So wait, so what did you set a lot? Don't get a heated seat in the I didn't get a

heated seat for our powder room. No, okay, okay, I want one. Yeah, no, no, I have a heated seat. So Steve and I don't in your pay room. No, we have one in our master okay yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. We had just my number one thing. When Steve and I moved in, I was like, we don't share a bathroom like period and restore, like we share like there's like double stinks, like you can brush the seat that night in there, but like you can shower and you can do all the other things everywhere else.

I don't. Again, going back to our conversation, when I'm getting ready, I don't need someone lingering like just going, and I don't want to share a bathroom. I need to keep like some level of like privacy. So that would be my advice for people that are working on anything having to do with bathrooms, get a separate bathroom for your shot. There was something else with this I was going to tell you, Oh, speaking of wash class,

I don't know. I've been all over our producer Ryan to get us a deal with them, but I don't know if I've talked to you about this. Speaking of wash Class, do you know what I'm obsessed with? And speaking of alex orl in her skin This company called and you can buy it at Target.

Because I don't like really bad skin. No, you don't have really bad skin. I don't like using wash cloths at my own house because it's like a one and done. It's like, I'm not going to wash those every single time. It just feels like a lot of laundry. Like do you do you get a new towel every single time in the shower? No? No, yeah, I'm not typing my

face on it. No. So the thing about the towel for me is I will admit I'm excessive with towels too, but I no more than two times, like and if I'm like at the ranch, it's a one time and wash because okay, I'm busy. I just don't like even coming out of the shower because it's like when you wipe off and then you still see makeup. I'm like, okay, gross. So I like the little stringent Tonia pad things. Uh say, I forget the Dennis something whatever that I use the

one the double pack thing. Okay, fine again me recommended to use you know, once every three days. We're using it every day. Fine. Sure. But the wash cloths in the hotel, I like being able to use those because then I can just leave them and I don't have to wash them, you know what I'm saying. And I feel like I'm really clean after I get all the like TV makeup off, So I don't have a problem with that. I mean, you're sleeping in sheets that other

people slept in. That's the whole thing about hotels, you know, and I only get face on them. How do you not put your face on a sheet. I bring my own tempera petic pillow with my own pillowcase. And if I like to get cozy, just like my son with his levies, I put We've discussed this. I put a sweatshirt over my face. Oh my god, you do that well. But also, do you get your own pillow? I thought the temper peeding was just for the airplane. No, it's a travel pillow that I roll up. I have to

for next support. Are you insane? So I don't want my face on their pillows? You don't sleep with the hotel pillows? No, Oh my god. I need support mentally and emotionally. I do too. That's why I use all four of the four seasons pillows that they provide. In fact, I need them for my neck. Wow. Interesting, Okay, okay, I'm not gonna lie. My mom's a really funny gift,

like a great gift giver at Christmas. She gives us, like my sister and I both like three sets of Victoria's Secret PJS that are like thin and like long sleeve and pants. And that's what I'm wearing to the hotels. So my body isn't fully touching touching. I get that. I get I wear sweats and a T shirt. But like, but I'm not gonna lie to you. I get to a four season and they're crispy. I'm touching. I love it. Yeah. I was like, wait a minute, crazy, I love their

pillows so much. I might not have their app, but I love their pillows so much. Part of Steve's Christmas president was the four Seasons pillows. This guy uses six pillows to sleep with. I'm not kidding. One between the legs, two behind the head, one on the back, one in front of him. We have so many goddamn pillows here, I mean, and I love some pillows. Don't tep me with a good time for decorative pillows. But I'm like, at night, it's like he's building a floor over on

his side of the bed every night. Do you know what I've never told you? And we were afraid we weren't going to have anything to talk about. There is a guy you got born yet we have met. I will never be able to look at throw pillows the same again. He was like, let me guess you have a lot of throw pillows you're a female. Yeah, a ton on our bed. So many? He goes, what do you do with him at night, throw them to the side. He did two until one night he had to get

up to go to the bathroom. He tripped, he fell, He bashed his head on his his night side table, which was like expensive what, I don't know whatever hit it fell back. Not only did he have a massive gash, he broke his neck. Oh my god, someone I know. I don't know you, I know you. I don't think you've met him. Broke his neck, broke his neck. Listen to this. His wife makes him, takes him to the

emergency room. They have to transport him to like a special hospital because they were worried he was going to be paralyzed with the surgery he was getting done. Oh my god, getting up to go to the bathroom, and he tripped on the pillows. You're never gonna look at yours the same again. I'm gonna tell you why, And actually I'm gonna tell Steve because it's his side of the bed that has We call it the pillow graveyard because I said, at night, they just all go over there,

that's his side. Oh my god, he better be careful between the you know, taping his mouth at night and I won't even hear him scream if you need help, I'm down. The tape is now being long off. He'll wake up and it's flapping on one side. I'm so done with the tape. You guys for those went and got magnetic things for his nose to like help with the breathing. It's like a magnetic thing that he ordered it from Amazon. It ended up taking a month to

get there because it was coming from China. And he's like, God, I don't know what's going on. It's not helping the breathe rights are better than this one. And then the tape flapping, and he's always like, oh, it's my beard that's doing this for the view that would like a recap. We're trying to get just up snoring. Steve uses this tape at night. It's not helping. Jareded I gotta go get my skin checked. I need a mammogram. Aaron doesn't have a heated toilet in her powder room. You can't

get ourselves. I don't want to guests to say we love Jimmy Johnson. Thank you guys for joining us. Hie Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, Visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.