Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. I'm your Hostess Mistress Mia. Today is the Me and Poe show. Now Poe and I, we have talked several times on the show about ABDL and we have put it in the best light that it can be in because this is how it is. You can be sexualized, but in the adult fun way. It's true. But today it gets really fucking dirty. Kinky. It's it's a story to be told.
It really. Is. You know, just like the umbrella of EDSM, I feel like with being an adult baby or a diaper lover or playing the role of daddy or mommy Dom, any of those things, you know, it's a kink. It's fun and it's very light. And to me, the adult baby always has this, this fun, light, caring kind of way things. And so the other morning I had this gentleman call me and he likes to be called Baby Tay. OK, little Tay, Tay. OK. Little Tay Tay hey. Little Tay, I like it. You like it?
I like it. So he called me and it was 6:45 in the morning. Wow. Yeah, it's kind of over early. A little bit early now he doesn't know that I wake up at 3:00 in the morning. He. Don't need to know that either, He. Don't need to know that no one else does either. So no one else take note of that. But anyway, he called me and I was really annoyed because I feel like you can text me but don't fucking call me that early, you know. Anyway, he was in his own little world.
He's like, oh, I didn't realize it was this early. Well, I answered the phone and I said what? And he's like Mistress Mia. And I heard his voice. I remembered his voice. I had talked to him before, okay? I didn't remember his name specifically. How long ago was that you talked to him? He had called me about a year ago, okay. And I think he just comes to Florida to visit. Okay. And he'd called me, remembered me. And he's like, you know, I've listened to the show, etcetera,
etcetera. And he's like, you know, I wanted to pretty much call you and talk to you. I said, I already know. He's like, what do you mean? You already know? I said, you want to talk to me because you're an adult baby. He's like, how did you remember that? And I said, trust me, I remember people's voices, the things that happened. I remember these things. Rain like a steel trap. It. Is it's crazy.
So when he called me, I was like, OK, so we're going to talk about, I said, for one, this is a big broad spectrum of things, but refresh my mind now, how old are you? And he's like, I'm 41. I said, OK, so you've never been married. He's like, how did you know? I said again, I remember these things. You never been married. He's pretty much, I want to say he's like an engineer or a salesman, some type of, you know, very professional setting. But he he speaks very well.
He's very, you know, fluid in a lot of things we were talking about because we talked. About a lot of Abd LS are. They really are. People think that, you know, they're not Intel. The BDSM scene in general, it amazes me that it's some of the most horrific people and some of the most successful people and most intelligent people wind up practicing BDSM. And I've always found that very not peculiar, but very fascinating.
Yeah, yeah, I, you know, there. To me, it's almost like you're an artist, you know, it's like you're creative. It's your art. It's an art form. BDSM is a fucking art form. I love. That you're right. I love that. Yeah. Now I will say I've seen some really classless cross dressers over the year. Yeah. But we won't hold against them because they're still snack. Sorry. Yeah. That song says I like my trannies just a little on the trashy side. Fuck. Yes, I love them all.
Trashy, but any here. So when he called me, we were discussing the concept of what's going on in his life and how he's still single and he hasn't been in a long term relationship in quite some time. And I said you know why you're single? And he's like, because of the adult baby. I said no, no, it's about being honest with yourself and being honest with others and projecting how you feel because guaranteed there's a woman out there who's going to be accepting.
They're going to be cool with it. I said, so let's go back. Tell me when it began. And he said that he was a bed wetter. And yeah, bed wetter up until it was like 12. OK. And which? Is not as uncommon as a lot of people think when it comes to to guys when it the development in that area and they can definitely last that long. Yeah, And you got premature bladder issues. I mean, there's all sorts of things that children can have at that age.
And so I told him, I said, well, how did how did everyone handle it? And he said, well, my parents were very understanding of it. You know, they just, they gave me diapers. Here you go. This was it. You know, we made it kind of a routine thing. And he's like, but during the summer, when my mom worked a lot, I stayed with my aunt, right. All summer. OK. And, you know, his aunt, I said hold on this. So she's like 10 years older than you. And she.
Yeah, she's like 1012 years older than him. So not a big age, you know? And he's like, you remember this? Yes, I remember this. OK, so Tay, tell me, what's the deal with you and your aunt? You go back to it and blah, blah, blah. And he said that he always had a very strong attraction for his aunt. I said, well, she's divorced now, isn't she? He says, how'd you know? And I said, well, you're talking about her and your wheels are already turning. You're thinking something,
right? So she's available. OK, OK. Yeah. And so we get in this conversation and he tells me how his aunt used to spank him, used to spank him with a wooden spoon, give him, you know, spankings when he wouldn't put his diaper on the right way or he would pee in bed and you'd get attention. And she did not want to have to replace the mattress. And, you know, he would be reprimanded. She wasn't easy on him like his
mom and dad, right? And so ultimately, he said that he has thought about that over and over again, that he's continued to wear diapers through his entire adult life. Okay cuz he connected something sexual to that time frame in his life and therefore that started him down. I understand that. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely understand that. Right.
And so you got to hear the conversation because he called the first day and I gave him pointers on, hey, you should, you should go and approach your aunt. And he was like, I don't know if I want to do that. You know, I'm a little scared. And he even had the audacity to ask me after we hung up if I would tell his aunt and explain
to her. Like I'm gonna call this strange woman and be like, yo, Susan, Hey Susan, you, your nephew has hots for you, wants you to change his diaper, spank his ass and maybe let him breastfeed. Be honestly, I think I would have rather heard that conversation than the conversation that you had with him. Fuck yes. You know, that would have been funny. Right. So ultimately he accepted the fact that I was not going to call Aunt Susan. And so he went.
He went and I gave him advice. I said, you know, buy her flowers, tell her how special she is. She's always been the special woman that directed him down a great path in life and how important she is to him. And and then I said smell good, have a fresh haircut, you know, look your best. I said make her dinner, right? So he took my advice. OK, he goes over her house that night and what does he do? He makes her dinner. I also said when you're done with dinner and you clean up,
you go rub her feet. And I said, then see if she lets you kiss her toes. OK, it's a good test. It's a good test. It's a good yeah, litmus test. I like it. Sure the fuck it was. Never bring her anything else like. Oh, bottle of wine. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, maybe some flour or something of that nature. Yes, he brought her flowers, wine, made her dinner. OK, he's doing all this shit so. Good on him. Right. And so you know, he's he's a 41 year old guy. He needs to get something right.
He's a grown ass man. She's a grown ass woman. And he goes over, he's having a great time with her and he's texting me in between like things are going great. Thanks. I love it. Is that not? Hilarious. I can't remember the, the the play, but you were the, the person, you know, sitting in the bushes, that kind of thing. And he's as he needs encouragement. You're texting. Oh, do this, do this, do this,
do this. Roxanne, like Steve Martin when he was coaching the guy to seduce Cyril Hannah. Yeah, something, it was based on a on a older play, and I don't think it was Shakespeare, but it was around that time frame. OK. But yeah, So yeah, basically it's, you know, someone. Coaxing. Whispering in their ear to say hey try this do this do this cuz this will make you successful. Yes, they didn't have the game that they needed to have to be able to do it themselves.
Exactly. Let's be honest, some of us don't have it. You don't. Have exactly you get out of. Practice exactly, exactly it. You know, it's easier for a woman. It really is. I think so. I think so. I think it's, well, OK. You know, my thing of it is it's easier for a woman because the double standard is a woman can approach a man and be sexually inappropriate and there's no repercussions because a guy's going to be like, Oh, yeah, OK. Here. Yeah, you're not. You're not wrong about that.
You know it's true, yeah. Whereas opposed, if we do it to a female, then we got to worry about oh wells. Fucking rich. Are going to call us and there's the cops gonna knock on our door. They're gonna think we're, you know, all this other type of stuff. So yeah, yes, I I see your point. Yeah. So it's a double standard. But you know, I know there's a lot of women who they don't have fucking game either. You know, they've let themselves go.
They don't have a mindset of being like, hey, I'm a fucking woman. I have a great fucking vagina. That's it. Let me go find a man. Yeah, there's a lot of power in that V if. It's fun. That is, I know that power. We want to feel the. Power, but you know, you think about it for a guy who you know, men have the concept to say, hey, my reality is my self worth is in what I accomplish, what I do, what I make and what I have versus a woman. It's like, bitch, I got a pussy. It's true.
It's true. It's very true and y'all takes much better pictures than ours. Oh, it does. I, I I. It does. You have. To send one even in my life, because every time I do it, I'm like, no, no. Now you want to know the trick. Of that, what's that? The trick of it is don't show it. Give the allure. You know, I agree with you because the first one that I sent when I have, I have this cock cage on right now. Yeah. And I was like, you know what, it covers up enough.
It gives a little bit of a yeah, I'm actually comfortable sending this to a particular person. Yeah, just to go. Hey. What'd they think of? It she thought it was hot and then she proceeded to try and turn me on just to torture me and it was it was it. I'm OK with it. That's beautiful. I'm OK with it by the way. I upped the game. Yes, I'm taking a Viagra every 8 hours. You were fucking torturing your. Saying slut, it's just what it
comes down. To Oh my God, I. Wanted to make sure this was a it was a good game. If I'm going to. Play it. I want to play it to the extreme. Wow, OK, so the audience needs to understand that I bought the cock cage for my cock Sissy and you like the looks of it and you went on and you bought the same one but in black. I did, but I also heard that maybe a person put a certain time limit on how long they could wear it.
Yes, because he's a bitch. And so I wanted to see if it was possible, if what he was really bitching about it's true. And let me talk. He doesn't have big testicles. Yeah, he has little compact nuts. That's what they are. Yeah. They're not even Brazilian. They're little fucking acorns. OK. Little blueberries. Little. Fucking blueberries. But he's got a nice big fat Dick, so if anything should be hurt and it's his fucking Dick. Not as nuts, right? I don't know. That's it.
I thought we could try it out and see. See. You know what it's all about. Well, the chastity cage suits you and I love the black. I do love that. There's something about it. Yeah. I don't know. It sounds weird. Yeah, No, go ahead. But it's almost like fishnets on a on a woman. Yeah. To where, you know, just, it has the holes just in the right spot to where you can just do certain little things. It adds a mystery to it. Yes. And the weight of it, I don't
know. It's something about it, a look to it, I guess. I'd like the fishnets on the lady. So Madame Liv just came in and joined. She was just having her feet molested. Did you enjoy that live? Yes, I did. Now we were talking, but when I were discussing about our adult baby caller, baby Tay and his Aunt Susan. And so he went over to Aunt Susan's house and he was texting me in between saying things are
going great. And so he called me today and he's like divulging all this lovely information about how he went over with Aunt Susan and he made her dinner. He cleaned up after dinner, he took her flowers, he took her wine. And she was really kind of like thrown off by the wine. And he's like, then she kind of got a little suspicious when he was making dinner and being so quiet and secretive that she had to come over and check to see what he was doing. And she's like, you know, it's
weird. You've never brought me wine. And then you bring me flowers. And he's like, well, you know, I just want to celebrate the most important woman of my life. And ultimately, they had a very nice dinner. And he's like, can I rub your feet? And so I told him I said you get on the floor, get on your hands and knees and he got down there and starts rubbing it. Susans feet as PO adjusting his cock cage it. Pitched a little bit there for saying.
So I said, did you kiss her feet like I told you, kiss her little toes? He says. I did, and she was wearing shorts and I could see her pair shorts to her panties. I said, yeah, 'cause Aunt Susan's a hoe. She's a hoe. I can't wait to hear more. And so ultimately, he said, her reaction was her putting her head back, closing her eyes, and he kissed her feet all the way up to the knees and was kissing her legs. OK. Now, I don't know about you all, but that's never transpired
between me and my nephews. And PO, I'm pretty sure you haven't done that with your aunt. Yeah, I don't. I don't think that's an activity that would go well at the family. Reunions, no. And and so then he says that after everything he said, she invited, I did him on the couch to snuggle. And I said, now I snuggled with my nephews when they're four and five years old, right? Maybe up till yeah, they're 12, right before they're being a
little man, right? You know, being all cute, See, watching a movie, that's cool, right? But he's 41. She's 56. Aunt Susan got a hard on for her nephew now at this point. And I said to him, I said, you know, game is on. He's like, really? You think I said, bitch, do you think that your aunt finds it normal that you, her nephew, is going to be sucking on some toes and kissing her toes and working all the way up to her legs? He's like, huh, yeah, This is why he's single. He is dumb.
Yeah, yeah. He is dumb, he does not get this. That's why he's probably an engineer, because most engineers are fucking oblivious. They're they're they're fucking blood smart. But when it comes to, you know, yeah, life smart and. Street fucking your aunt, No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, every teach their own. So Engineer.
So I'm finding myself at a moral standpoint here where I'm thinking, damn Mia's Really. She's promoting fucking incest because I said to him, hey, you want to fuck your aunt? This is the way you got it. Right. And I said, you want to get some he. So he ends up telling her through this dinner, after everything, that he brought a pack of diapers with him and that he brought the diapers he didn't have any on. But, you know, he is a diaper wearer and he is drawn to that
lifestyle. And she was asking him questions. She was inquisitive about it. I said, that's your sign. And he's like, really? Yes, dumb ass. Yes, right. Your aunt will fuck you and change your diaper. And I said now tonight, do the same thing. Make her dinner, take it over there to her, take her some wine, and then when dinner's over with, pull your pants down, show her the diaper you got on and give her a wooden spoon and
say, hey, remind me, mommy. See there, there's a little bit more of a natural progression that you could instead of just putting yourself right out there as you just, you wear something already that you know when you bend over, it's going to expose the upper part of the diaper. If you're actually cooking dinner, you have that wooden spoon that you're cooking dinner with. Yeah. Then you're exposed in the diaper subliminally, you're
holding the wooden spoon. It's going to connect the two in their minds. You're going to incept them without them maybe realizing what you're doing. And it's a natural progression at that point, yeah. I like it. Yeah. So he's supposed to call us back and let us know that. Ultimate ready? For Part 3 already. I'm dedicated. You know, it's when you start a movie and you're like, hey, this is OK movie. Then it gets to the middle. Like I just got to see how it ends now. Got to see.
How it ends cuz I told him. I said, you know, you could be living with your aunt in six months. He's like, really? You think I said yes, dumb fuck yes, you could tell people you're saving money and she needs a man around the house cuz she's all alone. I said fuck, you can go to Italy next year and you know, flaunt your aunt like she's your fucking girlfriend. Quit being a bitch, all right? So there's Mia's rant on some incestuous fun. I just got an e-mail.
Somebody wants to be permanently castrated. What did we just say? I don't. Understand that. He he was talking about putting little rubber bands on his balls and letting them die and fall off. I've heard of people doing that. I would love to see what a Dick look like without balls but I just don't know if I would be able to do it though I. Could not. I mean, it used to be done, you know, throughout history that way, and they would tie them off and then that's basically what a eunuch is.
But yeah, you'll see permanently castrated. So I read a story on the podcast, one of the episodes. It was something about farming. I don't remember the name of it, but someone had sent me the story, but it was about a cousin who goes to the farm outside of town to visit his other cousin to stay with her for the summer. And he finds that he is drawn to her and he becomes very attracted to her. And she ultimately castrates him at the end of the story.
And that's what it's about. And they they were using that tool that you castrate. Bulls with. Yeah, same thing. It's the same tool, they're just smaller, right? Yeah, do they seem? To be like, do you know what this is and what it does? And I was like, I've seen it for nipples. Yeah. But I've never seen it, you know, Cuz you have you put those. Do they have a way to be able to put the rubber band on a nipple? Yes, but you don't have it tight. It's just a small little nipple, right?
But it was about the same size as that. I was like, do you put that on your balls? He was like, yeah, I want to be permanently castrated. I don't, I don't. It does not compute. I'm sorry. OK, to me, I'm thinking, what did you do you to feel like you deserve that? That's a great question. That's that's. Because you know you want to be punished in some way. So what happened that made you feel that way?
So if he does come in as a client, I would still like to work with him, but I wouldn't permanently castrate him. Yeah, fuck no. Well, yeah, I mean that's does he want? To be a cross dresser or a trans person. I don't know, all I know is the castration stuff. Sometimes they feel burdened by having male genitalia. So that could be something that he feels. Guilty about maybe. It's very, very interesting. I don't know, but bottom line, Mama, Daddy fucked him up. Just saying.
And it's usually the Mama fucking him up. It's like, why are you touching your Dick? You know that's not right. It's usually something to that effect. Fuck me. Yeah, I didn't know those people, like still existed like. Those fucking people exist. Now Charles wanted to be castrated too. Right, I do, but he was. I think he was thinking like he would die if he got castrated. He thought would be at the end of the line. That's how I saw it when we talked. About no. So he.
Want to be permanently cashed and you just wouldn't want to do it, is that right? Yeah, he wanted to be completely emasculated with nothing left of his manhood, but he also likes dressing up as a Sissy, and I think if he could. Damn them balls get in the. Way, Yeah. I'm sorry I have so much duct tape down there before I would ever start cutting things off. And you can push them into your body. I would go that route too. You know, because sometimes. You're not there.
Duct tape them and. Usually when I'm doing like cages or any CBT or something, sometimes they'll run away from me and I go find yeah, yeah. Mine definitely did that whenever I was trying to adjust them in this thing. Like where'd you go? Where'd you go? Look at there you are. But like, I was just in there for a minute. Very true. Well, yeah, Justin's going to make a pit stop over to see Mistress Mia very soon. Good. I'm going to suffocate him with my feet and possibly sit on his
face. Yeah, we'll see how that goes. Yeah, you got some aggression you need to let out. Stop. Stop trying to come over. Yeah, I. Do. Yeah, I know. But I'd really like to inflict it on the deserving individual. So on that note, PO, I say you tell us goodbye. All right, my this has been the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.