Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me, ma'am. Live. Hi, guys. Then we have our summer fun slave who is in the house, hey? How's it going? You sounded Italian there, hey. Pesto pest racist I think. Isn't everything these days? Culturally inappropriate. It's. A spicy meatball. Speaking of spicy meatballs, PO, you're a dude. We're talking today. We're going to talk about dating women.
Now we're prompting you at some point to do a dating profile. Yes. We're going to help you with that this summer. I I look forward to it, Would you? Be on Christian Mingle. Oh, you know, I was thinking farmers only, you know, You know, you start, you'll get low and you go high, you know? Farmersonly.com. Well, that's Ricola. Ricola Well, you know a. Lot of our friends, it's kind of funny because Liv has experienced this.
She has gone out with people who have dated other people that she's known and crisscrossed back and forth and it's like 1, we're in a small area, 2. You know, it is, it's just a couple cities and combined and it's kind of fucking funny because it's all in one dating site, which is Facebook Dating. But it's funny because everybody fucking knows everybody. Without knowing anybody. Yes. Yeah, I, I, I didn't even know that Facebook had a, a dating
that's. Area well we're going to dabble in it just for you I. Think it's classier than Tinder. Tinder's like get hookup site. You know, Facebook, I feel like everything can be turned into a hookup, but I feel like Facebook was a little classier. Have you been on Bumble? Before yes girls can talk 1st and that was annoying because I'm like I want them to ask. Me you're 1. Of those girls. OK, OK, The traditionalist.
Well. You know, my mom always said never chase after a man and she absolutely fucking right. So I think that's a that's a step in the right direction, honestly, because men need to search, they need to hunt. They need, yeah, the hunters. I would agree with that. There's there's a certain majestic characteristics in the
thrill of the hunt. Once you start know the pursuing, I guess the old predator prey evolutionary, you know, impact that it has on us that, you know, fight for what's ours and that includes hunting and gathering the ladies. You know, Keanu Reeves once was asked, are you a lover? Are you a fighter? And he said, well, if you're a lover, you're automatically a fighter because you want to fight for love. And I mean, honestly, he can say whatever the fuck he wants because he's gorgeous.
Thought he was pretty at. All. Oh God, he is. Looks like he's got a cork of his butt. I don't care. He's got long, greasy hair. I don't care. All of his characters are the same. Well. No, you need to go back to like the the older 90s like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure when he was a kid or parenthood. Funny shit. It's great classic. OK. OK, I think that about the matrix is when he started going and doing the same character. Yeah, it was good.
Yeah, he didn't have greasy hair and even if. He didn't have any hair. No matrix it was. He was bald. When he was outside of the yeah, But when he was in the Matrix, he was. He had hair. Yeah, he had that crew. Because it is how you imagine yourself in the matrix. He was a sexy motherfucker and he has a sexy ass body. I don't fucking care. All right? OK. You like Leonardo Leonardo's OK to me. I like. I know you do. I like the the big head. Yeah, that big head and the broad body.
Now, when did you start getting into Leonardo? Was it the Titanic? No, it was Blood Diamond. OK, OK. Yeah. He knew what he was doing, you know? I've always loved Keanu. But he's still kind of bad guy in there. I like the bad guy. Yeah, You remember we were talking about crushes that one time we did. You're like, oh, Reese Witherspoon. I'm like, yeah, she's adorable. But, you know, she's kind of built like Leonardo, you know? They're both short. They're broader, little compact
with the big head. But it looks cute on her. It looks handsome on him. Whatever works, but I'm just saying the two of you are kind of going for the same like male, female bodies. That's my point. I also mind the lips to like Daniel official from Boy Meets World Topanga. Oh yes. Topanga I got to thinking about after I left and I was like how dare I not mention her name on my my crush list cuz yeah that. She's a beautiful girl. She yeah. Don't you hate fake lips though? Yes.
If it looks like fake lips, definitely yeah. I don't like fake lips. Yeah, as you can tell. Well, my number one main crush doesn't fucking matter is Marshall Mathers. I will fuck Eminem time and time again, and I had a raunchy fucking dream with him in it last night. Oh my. God what? Give us details. Oh my God, I don't mind telling you the details, PO. It is. It was dirty, OK? It was. We met. I was doing a book signing. I was there. He met me. He loved the podcast.
I met him. I was like, you know, you've always been my hall pass. And he's like, oh, I'm totally down with that. I like girls just like you. And Needless to say, it was an all out oral fest of fun. It was sucking and fucking and it was raunchy. And he was like, you need to stay with me. And then we kind of like, really hit it off and he didn't want me to leave. And I'm like, you know, you can move to Florida and my husband will still share me. He'll be OK with it. And he's like, really?
He's like, I'm getting a condo in Florida. I was like, oh God yes, because I could do that fucking all day long. That's that's a good dream. That's a good dream. I wasn't done yet, let me tell you. The rest of it is we're in the condo at the beach and it's a three-way with who? With me in between Marshall Mathers and my husband. Oh, nice. So I had two sexy men with two hot bodies. Yeah, I'm just saying. And Marshall Mathers, He was doing a pounding, it was
thought. You say like Halle Berry or something. What you. Always liked your little black? Girl, that was my. That was his. He was. Small black women. Well, I like little teeny. Like small teeny, sure. Yeah, like, gosh, there was one girl on a show back in the 90s, but honestly, I don't even remember who it was. It was kind of moot to my point. But do you? Remember I. Don't remember. I don't remember. I think it was like a different world. It was, you know, like a Cosby thing.
Yeah, because she was like a little short, cute. I love little black girls, don't get me wrong, But Marshall Mathers #1 number one on my list. Yeah, 100%. Sorry. I just had to monopolize that for a moment because it was a just a hot, dirty dream. And I woke up and I was like. Do you think it's do you think it's just his looks or do you think it's also that he has almost like a a Dom personality? See, I I don't think he has a Dom personality.
I think that's a total persona. I think he really is submissive. OK, Because he kept calling me, you know, Goddess in my dream. OK, but like if he's if he's in the Eminem, you saw that yeah, you don't find it as like a Dom personality. I understand like The Marshall Mathers personality would not be and you know they but as pure like Eminem Slim Shady Slim Shady is. Like, he would still be on the knees for a woman. He would just like to choke
sometimes. Yeah, I feel like he's like a choker, but I feel like yeah, he would definitely be his. I think he has some oral fixation too. I really do. I think he'd be amazing at oral sex. Like he kept begging me in my dream. Go down on me, he. Place it off the. Screen, I agree with you because of the words that he has to manipulate to come out with all those words, he probably would be pretty good at oral. Yes, you think about. Yes. Exactly. Exactly.
Rap God, he could do like Rap God on you down there. That would probably be incredible for. You. That sounds hot actually. Thank you. But aside from my sexual feelings on this man, I'm just saying if you look at him, I think he has to. And I'm usually very good at reading people, sectioning what they like. I have to block it out for a lot of people that I really don't want to see, like family members, for example. I don't want to know they're kings.
So I kind of block that out. But with him, I can just always see him on his knees as a very good submissive. And that's that's how I envision him. I don't see him as this dominant asshole male in bed. I just don't see that. OK, OK. I could, you know, I'll I'll to the master. You know you would. You would know better than I would. I mean, I, I've had hundreds of hundreds of, you know, sex partners. I'm I think I'm pretty good at coining this.
Hey, whatever, you're good. Something be the best at. I was. Gonna say we're having rights out there a little I guess. You're sure I'm? Sure, yeah. I'll say a little girl. All right, let's get back to her. OK, yes, dating women. All right, well, Liv, go ahead. Let's talk about some red flags with red flags.
Yes. Well I've noticed red flags would be constantly deflecting and not wanting to hang out because if you're into a guy you want to hang out with him and you want to make plans with it immediately because you don't want another girl coming out of the works for him. So you like I will make plans with you right now and if I don't, I'll make plans with you right now. Even if the right now plans are for next week. If I'm not making plans with you right now, it's not gonna
happen. Not gonna happen, OK. Yeah. That's that's that. Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, cuz no excuse is valid. No excuse. Yeah, right. If I want you, I'll make plans, even if it's from a month from now, but it's gonna be a plan. OK, OK. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. Like I said, don't want somebody else to step in at the same time that, you know, or if it is a competition, yeah, you want at least be neck and neck with the other person and eventually come out ahead. Yeah, I know I would.
With the sideways talk so Poe, you're going to at some point cross that bridge into dating. Is there something that you absolutely you have a red flag against? You're like, I'm not doing it. I refuse. I don't necessarily, I'll try anything once and if I like it, I'll try it twice. But no, when it comes to like dating, that type of thing, I mean, we all have our types that, you know, that we look for. And I have personality types more even than I do like visual
types. You know, I like somebody who's who's goofy, who can, you know, laugh and that type of thing. If you're just too serious or if I send a text to you and then every time if you look at the text, you automatically think it's like the most negative version. It's not just being silly and goofy. That would be one of my red flags. You're right. It's why you know, why would I send you a text to be like mean it's, it's we're joking, that
type of thing. But they look too far into it, which is why I will go back and edit my any text message I send at least 16 times to go. Is there any way that they can view this as what other than I'm trying to say? And I think, honestly, I think text messages can be misconstrued. Absolutely all the. Time. And that's why it's always better to me just to talk. Call, Call, Yeah. Like, hey, if you're. Gonna text text hey. Are you free to call right? Boom.
I think that's always. Facetime's cool, too. Yeah, when you're dating, definitely. FaceTime you you iPhone users. But you got out there on Android. Yeah, Yes, we do. They're the best. It's green. Oh, Green. That's OK, But we can, we can like actually like download stuff and not to pay like $16,000,000 to the same company. You can break them and download all kinds of stuff on it so. There goes our iPhone and Apple podcast. Sponsors the Galaxy, y'all got us. Exactly.
All right. I think with women, if they lie once, that's pretty much a no go. I think that, you know, if they're going to lie about something small, they'll lie about something big. If they lie, they're willing to steal. That's. Both sides too man 100%. I feel like all these are going to be both ways. Right. Absolutely. Dating in general? Absolutely. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense too. You know what I always notice too is if you go out to eat, how
do they treat wait staff? Oh yes, how do they treat other people? How do they? Treat their mothers. How do they treat animals? Animals. You know that's. A big one. Or if it's a female, how do they treat their dad? Yeah, you know, because that's how daddy issues, you know they're going to be. Well, and I think it is true a lot of times, you know, when you date, you know, you can have a. How's. Your relationship with your dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah. You know, lovely pillow talk. But yeah, he. Loved me. When I was young. Perfect, you're in. Exactly. Exactly. I think too, another red flag is I hate and and my my girlfriends would always talk about this. They were like, yeah, you know when I went on the date I told him my ex-boyfriend did. It's like, don't bring up your fucking ex-boyfriend. What's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah. Cuz then you're automatically in a competition and when you don't
need to be in one, yeah. Yeah, and they have a lot more history with that other person. Yeah, you're not going to. Win that, you've got no competition. If they have the history. Absolutely, Absolutely. All right, should we jump into green flags? Green flags somebody who's very considerate, but not too considerate where it's needy because that could be a red flag. Very tiptoe line, but I would say very considerate. Somebody who takes us back.
They don't just leave you on red or like they like, you know, be consistent. I think consistency is really it. Yeah, they have kids. How they treat their kids. Oh, nice. Like, that is huge. Absolutely. I look at that dynamic between a mom and their kids and they treat their kids a certain way. Yeah, that's that doesn't, you know, doesn't work for me. How they treat their kids parent. I think that's really important too, yeah. Yeah, I agree with that.
But yeah, it's not a good dynamic hit. Then that's who she's supposed they're supposed to, you know, love the most and have that. Yeah, they yeah. She's not treating them well. She's not going to treat you well. Absolutely. All right, other green flags. Let's see. Oh goodness, what would be something really good? Well, I know we're we're going to get into like the personalities of people, but at the same time there's.
Like it's the red flag. Honesty, if you can tell they're an honest person, definitely would be something. No matter what happens, you know you could trust them. How about someone with just goals that's always A+? Like what they want to accomplish? Hobbies. Their own hobbies, yes. So they're not relying on your own, your hobbies. Absolutely. So personalities of different
people. Wow. I, I really, this goes back to a red flag, but I really had an issue because I had two friends that I worked with all the time and I considered them friends because, you know, we, we shared common interests and we'd go out every so often, dinner, whatever. But my biggest problem is that they would stay with their significant others just for financial gain. That is huge for me.
So of course, when I would say something like, are you going to divorce them or are you going to leave them, you know, you're not happy. No, I just don't want to do that right this moment. So instead they would cheat. Obviously, I did that. I definitely prolonged it. Yeah. And I think it probably made it hard on people because they were like you. You talk so bad about it, why won't you leave them? And I was like, I was scared. He was the only thing I knew.
Yeah. Well, once I did it, I was so liberating. But you were so young though, too. I think that's different than, say, a woman in her 30s. You know that is different because you're like, you should have your life together by now. And that in society puts, you know, according to what, you know, line you go, you know, the traditional value of no, the the guy works and the girl stays at home with the kids.
Well, if that's happening, that means that you're not going to be very financially well off as it is. So you have no choice but to hang around with that person until either a you can get back on your feet or save up a little money And especially and say if you have kids. Yeah, I don't. Especially young one. Young kids, yeah, Yeah. So there's no way to do where you got a job and paying for daycare right away? No, my goodness, no. Daycare is crazy.
I don't have kids, but I know it's crazy. No, it's astronomical. What's your whole paycheck? Yeah, no, I've definitely had a manager at one point he was like, yeah, we were, she was going to get a job and all that kind of stuff, and I fully support it. But then we looked at daycares and we're like, well, you'll be making less. Money. You know, in the long run, so he said, you know, I don't. She wanted to really do it. We would. But you know, it doesn't make financial sense to do that.
Now I did an episode with Evie last week and it's going to come out before this episode, but it talks about men searching for women to date, right? And so I really said, and one of the on this episode specifically was that I think men and a lot of women, I think I think they're willing to settle for people instead of looking at the full picture. Yes, like just settle for anybody that wants me or anybody that likes me. And I think that really like my
friend. Oh my God, he literally he thinks that anybody giving him attention is going to be the one. And if it doesn't, then if it doesn't fall through, then it's his. He's got a problem. And then it's like it's not your problem. He just wasn't the right. Person that's sad. And he dates the wrong. People, you're constantly blaming yourself or something that. He gets a really bad. Depression whatsoever, Yeah. These people are. You're not even going for the right people.
Yeah, I tried doing the dating app for and I got bored. Well, I think the, the things to look for, I mean, if we're going to get superficial here for a moment, is when you're looking at pictures of people. I always said, and I and I told this to my nephew, I said look, if there's a woman and I'm giving you the same advice, go on their Facebook, OK? Listen. If there's a woman that you're starting to talk to, go on her Facebook and if she puts
multiple selfies. You know, my nephew dated some woman before and she took the same fucking picture of herself at work in the woman's bathroom because she thought she looked cute. Every fucking day, OK? It's the same shit. Or of heavily filtered. Pictures. Heavily filtered pictures. Snapchat has gotten. Or pictures in the fucking car every single fucking day. Look at my eyeshadow, look at my hair. Look at this, look at OK, those are attention sinking hoes. They will.
Cheat on you they. Will cheat on you. They will fucking drain the life out of you, OK? OK. So if women are taking multiple selfies, run. OK, don't walk. Run. Alright, well if any attention seeking hoes want to come out out two weeks, I can give you a shot. You know, I'm just saying I'm, I'm not as strict as these. Ladies. I love that. You're versatile. I love it. I'm just saying, you know? He's like you. Gotta keep your options open, yeah? Don't close all the doors.
Exactly. At least we leave a window open if you do. Well, you know, some guys too. Guys are not very particular, but I've seen this in women too. There, there's a picture floating around where this girl did a selfie, and she actually has her toilet seat open in the picture. Yes, yes. And you see everything that's in the toilet. Yeah, it's disgusting. But I'm saying when you're taking pictures of yourself, you have to. Look at your background. You do. You do. Yeah, you do.
Yeah. I, I've taken a couple of, you know, photos and, you know, angle to the camera just the right way because my bathroom sink was like, full of just, you know, hair products and all that kind of stuff. And, like, I don't think I'm a little nasty little bitch. Come on. We're going to take some good pictures of him there When? Everybody I've seen some of the pictures that y'all take. I'm act. That's thing I'm most excited about. Awesome. Like I want to get nice
pictures. Yeah, we'll gladly do that. Let's see. But types of personalities with women, that is a big red flag, as you know, being superficial. I think there's there's things about a woman that it's good that she dresses really well every day in a sense.
But if she puts so much effort into being materialistic and spending a ton of money on everything with her nails all the time, with jewelry, with everything and always looking perfect, either she can really afford it or she can't and she lives beyond her means. So it's one thing to treat yourself, to get your nails done, you know, once or twice a month when you need a fill, But it's another thing that they're so consistent with it, so it makes you think, OK, how vain
are they? How much money do they have to afford it? And are they living beyond their means on credit cards? Or do they have only fans? No, there you go, only fans for. And I'm one of those weird ones. I, I, I love the dolled up look whenever you, you know, we're going out to a fancy restaurant, all that kind of stuff. But much preferred, just a natural look, just whenever you know, sitting around and not do anything. You don't gotta impress me at that point.
If I'm with you and I like you for you, you don't have to. You know I. Think you should still impress your person? But at that point, do you need to impress me? By the looks? No. Just sometimes, every now and then, five things that little lingerie or well. Sure, sure. Date go on a date and. Get it? Yeah. That's something. If you're going out, you know, into town, that kind of stuff, then yeah, get all gussied up, you know, just like I would expect myself to do.
But you're just sitting around, you know, I like that. First wake up in the morning, natural. On the cheek. Yes, all that. Yeah, exactly, exactly. You know there's a certain genetic qua in that. Nice. So when you start dating a woman, you're going to go out with her a few times and whatever, and when you have her back to your house at some point now, if she starts making effort to like set your table for you or just dive in to actually do those things, nest, building the nest.
If she starts building the nest at your house, she likes you. When she stops building the nest, she's no longer interested in you. And she'll stick around. But she'll wait to just kind of like, see, is it gonna work? Is it gonna happen? And she starts slowly, not building the nest. You know it's not gonna work. Interesting. Just. Go ahead and cut her off. See, these are these are good things. Yeah, I didn't notice.
I didn't notice about myself until I started dating and I started realizing, oh, I'm a I'm gonna paint your walls. I got so excited about building a nest essentially in the house. And then eventually if I stopped liking them, I literally would stop but still hang around. It was weird. It was like I literally watched myself go through.
That no that's very interesting because I I dated a girl that like I would leave a pair of shorts there or something and she would like spaz out because she like no, don't don't don't leave your stuff here not not even if she didn't Yeah, yeah. And that makes perfect sense now that you're saying, you know, she. Didn't want you building your. Nest over there. Yeah, that's very interesting. She wants other people to be there.
It's interesting, yeah. I've never even thought about it. And that's the thing too, if women if when they're dating like that, I'm like Liv, if they're putting effort to make something comfortable for you in their home, You know, when I first got married and my husband Morehouse, I packed up a huge car, full trunk full of all this stuff to make his house that he was staying at homey.
So if they make all that effort, when it's mutual effort, that's when you know she's the right person for you. But if she's not making 100% effort to make you more comfortable, it's time to let her go. That's a natural thing a woman should do anyways. Yeah, that's really what we are to do. Yeah. So when we start doing that, we're in our national. Yeah. Agreed. And then if it's not
reciprocated, you stop, right? If I'm not getting the man that I was intended to get, then it's just going to, I'm not going to be that person for you anymore, right? You know, a lot of people come to us for a reason. The guys that have been there in relationships, right? And they'll complain in this oh you know my wife isn't in the BDS sound. Well here's the thing. How much effort are you putting in the relationship in the 1st place? Why is she not into BDSM?
Well, women respond with the gratifying man who is willing to give them, you know, their needs. So if you meet a woman's needs and you satisfy their happiness, then they will give it twofold if they don't. Just like you give your seed, they make a baby. Yes, you give your efforts. They make it like you give them like you have the they give you a home, you know, like right, it's like they they. Constant reciprocation, yeah. They're multipliers are not multipliers.
Oh, I know what you're saying. It's a biblical term. Yeah, I'm glad you want to throw religion in here. Yeah. Be fruitful to multiply. Yeah, but I mean. It's the same concept. But yes. But it's, it's just a mutual understanding that if, if you are giving your woman the gratification that she needs for something specific, then she's going to do the same thing for you twofold. And so that's what Liv is saying, you know, build a home. You know, she will build a house, she'll make it a home,
that kind of thing. It's the same concept. So when men come to the dungeon and they're married and they're just like, Oh yeah, my wife's not into this blah, blah, blah. Well, a lot of wives probably don't want to fuck their dude with strap on. I get it. Or a lot of women don't want to cross dress their husbands, I get it. But if they did something for their wife in a sense that made them completely happy.
So I have this one crossdresser and he basically wants to be a cuckold and he, he's never told his wife this, he's never been honest with her. And I think that's what he's not doing. He would rather make his wife feel like shit and want her to cheat on her own with him. He's not being open. He's not giving her an intimate level of communication. But I think that's the point. When you don't have an emotional connection, it makes relationships very, very difficult.
We're talking about women dating either way for either sex because Evie and I did that last episode. It'll be posting this week as well. Is it really off putting when women bring up their past relationships though? Yeah, it, it can be because you feel like you're being compared, you know? Yeah, I mean it, it really probably is because, you know, you're trying to get to know the the person, you're trying to get
to know them for them. And then you throw out, you know, this is what they used to do or, you know, and then like I said, you're being compared or you have to match that energy or something of that nature. And it's just, don't you want to know me and not think about that? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. And a lot of people make that that same mistake with, you know, bringing up the past and, and what people like and what they don't like and the types of relationships and how or why it
didn't work. You know, I mean, there's a reason why it didn't work. Ultimately, this is the nitty gritty. We've already cut into 30 minutes of this, but we're going to wrap it up with our last. This is kind of funny. We, you know, we have bullet points we put on a board in front of us that we really have to cover. And so we had Poe write them down and, and Liv and I are going back and forth and all three of us are like, okay, what about for women dating?
What do we really need to have them aware of? And the last thing is hygiene. Yes. It's very important. I didn't ask for both though a few shows stinky. Like you could just be like hey, I'm not feeling well if it's something you can't really help right you know? But otherwise, clean that shit. All right, well, I'm going to throw this out. So the other day the three of us were part of a very interesting situation. Who? Knows what I'm talking about. Talking about tumbleweed.
We are talking about tumbleweed. So we had a gentleman that came, oh, he had the double mustache over his genitals. He had came to the dungeon a few months back, and it was one of the first people you had seen almost a year ago when you first came. And you were just like, oh, he's so nice. And, you know, he's so attractive and very sweet. And I'm like, yeah, but look at
that fucking Bush he's got. And I think, you know, people getting stuck in a relationship and they don't want to continue with their personal grooming. Yeah. And so he calls and he's like, so Mistress Mia, do you think you can shave it? I'm like, yeah, I'm going to whip out the fucking dog groomer because you're a fucking dog and I'm going to shave it off. And I said then PO was going to blow you with the blower and Liv's going to laugh at you and take pictures. It was pretty.
It was pretty interesting process. He finally got to blow a man. I no, I told you that with my red that I would never blow a man, but since it was with the, you know the blower. Electric blower. I'm gonna give it a pass. It was legit, you know he was. A grower, not a shower. Yeah, his little weenie he likes. But it it went, it was just going and going. I'm like, Jesus, how much can I go? You know what's sad is though, with somebody who has an annoying personality with a nice
penis. Yeah, it's wasted. It is wasted and he was annoying and I wanted to punch him. I don't think he was annoying, but he definitely was something so. Well, you know, you had to come get me. I was getting ready to get in the shower and he immediately starts saying sexually inappropriate things to you and and I was like, did you tell him we're not hookers and he needs to respect that?
And so I go down there and I'm like, well, Liv had to come get me right before I got in the shower and it was because of you. So of course I pretty seated to spit on him and I've chugging my water in front of him and then, you know, spitting water on him. But I'm like, you're fucking pathetic. Why would you stand here and make sexual innuendos a request to Madam Liv? She is a dominatrix. She's not a hooker. He's like, I'm really sorry about that.
And of course he's got a big dog mask on, which makes you laugh harder. But then we just tortured him the rest of the time. I mean, and we were really getting out our aggression, like Liv was putting heavy weights on his nipples and. You had tied his balls up, so they were like really tight. So it's really hard to get any skin. Yeah, cool. I smacked with a spoon. He's like, don't leave any mugs. It was like big old red it looked. Like a big ringworm is what it was.
Like nobody's not thinking you had sex with anybody. You fell down the stairs, you little bitch. That's it, I said your your wife's going to think you have ringworm. We're doing her a favor because she's not going to. Want to you got to shave your hairs because you have ringworm? Exactly, and that's why I told. Him. I like it. I like it. That's believable. Humiliated more outside when we made him spread his ass and we're like oh Oh yeah we always. Yeah, yeah.
That was a That was a sight to behold. That really was. Like, yeah, Whoopi Goldberg back there, just all the hair, like spreading out. It was. Yeah, it was. That was the only thing here he left on his body was just. Ass crack. That's Whoopi Goldberg's dreads. Coming out, that's exactly it. That's exactly it. Like Whoopi Goldberg in a headlock, you know, down between her ass cheeks. You know, it's it was, you will be. But yeah. That's hilarious. That was gross.
But but yeah, what was really funny too, PO, you didn't see this part, but we're in the dungeon and I said, do you know what boss Gianato is? And he's like, no, Liv says, well, you're getting ready to find out. She's like, put your foot up. She starts hitting him with the with the bamboo stick and, and of course, he's like 00. And I said, hey, you're the one who said not to leave marks. Your wife is not going to look under the bottoms of your feet.
Very I'm very wise. I I like that strategy exactly. Still give him what you paid for, but you know, we're just doing in a little secretive way. And then every time he walks he be reminded of why he has those marks. Yes, and why he's a fucking loser. He loved it. He did love it. He loved it. Shave your asshole. Shave your asshole. Yeah, get in there.
You know, just Justin came to see me yesterday and Justin says I was mowing the yard the other day, mistress and and I heard you, you talked about me and and how I shaved my face and I need to shave and go to the hair salon and and of course, you know, I'm telling him I'm like, you got the shave that fucking pussy hair off your face. You're fucking pathetic pig. And he's like, I loved it so. Have you heard him? Have you met him? I have not met. Him. He's got the cutest little
giggle. He does have a. Cute giggle. No. I've heard many, many of stories on the on the cast about it, but I've not not met him. Yeah. He has been on the podcast but not talking. Correct. They're rubbing her feet poorly. He sucks and rubbing feet. It is so bad and you'll tell him like you do it so bad and he'll laugh and continue. That was the one that you said he would all of a sudden get in the conversation and kind of slap your foot, yes. 'Cause he's talking with his. Hands, yeah.
I'm like, I'm going to punch you in the fucking nuts when you do that. What nuts? Yeah, well, no. What penis? Just say that. Well, that's our inside of this nuts. Pull them things out. That's called ovaries. Justin, you have ovaries, you little bitch. I learned about this in an anatomy. I know this. It. Was. So funny, one day we went in the dungeon and we were all like trying to fit him for a chastity.
And, you know, Charles was trying to give us advice on it, you know, and finally Liv's like, Oh no, I got the the chastity. So she pulls one out of the cabinet and he's like, Madame Liv, would you help me? I'm like, you need Liv to pull your testicles out of your body. He's like, I don't know how she does it. How do you do it? You know when you have an Audi belly button? Yeah, you push on the outer skin and it pokes out a little bit more. OK. That's kind of what it was.
OK. He has a man pussy pouch. Yes, and that sound is where his ovaries are, so she has to reach up and pull. His ovaries. Down. And they, they fight with me. They want to stay in his body. Too. They do. They're like, Oh no, we want to be a woman. And I said yes, you're a Sissy. Fat. Oh, we miss you, Justin. Yes, I'm back with you with. Justin, wash your ass. So it's been so fucking fun and PO, we get you for the whole summer if you can tolerate us. Hi, I'm here.
Let's do it. This is going to be fun, and honestly, the next episode we're going to talk about I've got a fabulous fucking story. You're going to love it. Nice. You know you're going to close this out today, right? I would love to. Perfect. All right, so PO. Until then, this has been the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.