Hi, before we begin this podcast episode, I wanted to read you a journal entry from Evie Boleyn's Fetlife account. Per her request, it's titled You Found Me, You Threatened Me. I'm still here. Let's make this simple. A man with a history of violence who physically assaulted members of my family found my professional name and online presence. He is now threatening to expose me to my friends, family, and community because I work in the BDSM workspace. He's harassed me.
He's contacted people I love. He's using my job, consensual, ethical, legal work as a weapon. He wants to humiliate me. He wants to make me afraid to speak. Work exist. But I'm not afraid of people who scream behind locked doors. And I'm done giving space to men who build their power on silence. So here's what you need to know. Yes, this is me. I'm a Dom. I work with consent, with care,
and with community. I've studied, trained, and earned every inch of ground I stand on, and I am not ashamed of one second of it. This man wants to make me small. He wants to drag my name through the dirt and pretend it's justice. But I've already buried better men than him. So if you're reading this because he sent you something, if you're here because you were told I'm dangerous, immoral, or disgusting, ask yourself what kind of man goes out of his way to expose someone trying to
survive? What kind of man takes joy in threatening women? And then ask what kind of woman looks in the face and says you don't get to ruin me, I'm not going anywhere. You didn't end me, you just proved why did this work in the 1st place. Sincerely Evie Boleyn, I hope you enjoy this next episode. Thanks again for all your support and listening. And this is the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv. Hey, guys. She's sexy hot in her little fishnet stockings today and we've got another set of legs with fishnet stockings and she's the New Girl on campus. This is. Evie Berlin. Welcome, welcome. Well, I'm glad to be here. I'm glad to be here. Yeah, feel free to chalk up. Gotta watch those bars. Gotta watch the bars guys. Hi. Yes, me not the problem. Not at all. It's always live that is the
problem. She's always ready to rumble. I'm OK with that. Yeah, that's a good. Compliment, you know, we got a nice little e-mail today and it was from Tom. Shout out to Tom guitar. Tom. Hey, Tom. Hi. Tom. And Tom said I could listen to Madame live for days. She is so funny. And I said, you know, I'm thinking, Tom, you just don't even know the half of it. Yeah, I don't. I tried very hard to hold myself back for people because I could be a lot sometimes.
It's funny, you never have to hold back for us though. I'm just saying to. Prove I'm still down to people like yeah, yeah, you can't respect me if I'm tripping over my dress. Not at all. I. Respect you more as you trip over your dress. Then you get up and you beat the shit out of someone. Like I'm like, she's got it, she's got it, she's got great. She's beauty, she's great.
She'll punch you in the face. Yes, Evie, listen, when when she started off in the dungeon, she was going through her clothes and it was probably the first or second day. She's she's dressing in front of me, she's trying stuff on and we have this stinky foot guy coming in and she's like, I'm going to wear these stockings. Well, I watched her three or four different times try to put these stockings on. They were inside out. They were backwards.
Then she was going to put her socks on over the stockings. Then it was like her boots and and then she's like, oh, well, I gotta, I gotta put this, this whole bodysuit on. It was so funny. I just sat back and laughed and watched. I was like laughing on the inside. And I was like, I called my nephew because they're dating and I said, Oh my God, Matthew, to watch your girlfriend get dressed. Is is comedy hour all over? I I just love watch.
It's hilarious, hilarious. Listen, it's hard, OK? You gotta fight so many holes. You do. You got. You don't know where you're going. I get it. You don't know. Where you've been. Where where you been? So, so Evie, we bring you to the mic because people want to know about you. People have asked, you know, who's this new dumb? And I was like, you know, she's short and cute in a little package. Yeah. Woman of mystery, though, I like a woman of mystery, so like.
Oh my gosh, you there. Let me know when we have a few feet. Yeah, so I don't you have. I don't know what to. I'm just listen, I'm weird guys. No. We have to work at the. Dungeon to be weird. Well. You can't be normal here. Yeah, that's weird. Do you like Do you Like lives? Theme songs that she'll come up with new ones? I love it. She's so animated. Let me tell you, the first time I met Liv, I'm sitting out there. We we come in, we're outside, we're outside on the little deck
outside. And she's just so you're so bubbly, you're so sweet, and you're just kind of like talking. And then I watch you do a session. I'm like, damn, this bitch is crazy. Oh, shit. Bubbly. And like, just like, like, you know, And then in the session, like, I, you just like, turn into just like, I don't know, a sexy demon. I don't know. Yeah, it was crazy. And I'm like the duality. We love it, right? That Dom space I guess. Yeah, you and I sit in on a session with. Her the other day.
And it was with our our tattooed fellow. And you remember that. Yeah. And we're sitting there and we kind of sat back ways like, you know, 1015 feet back. And we're watching. And you you short. I am. Short, yeah, you're short and you're sitting and you can't see past that, that surgical table and you're like looking and
you're moving. Nobody the listeners cannot see me this, but I'm like she's like, oh fuck it, I'm just going to get up. So you go over there and watch and all of a sudden she put all these fucking clothes pins all over them and then she like like bats them off the guys body like she going crazy like and I was like what the fuck? Oh, he's 50, right? That was on his Dick. It was 53 on his Dick, but I did not whip those off. That would have been too much. That was all of them on his butt
back that she whipped. I'm just like front. I don't remember. It was his front. It was his titties and his, yeah, his nipples and everything. And I was watching that was like, Oh my God, that looks like it would be so painful. He into it. He was. He left. It into it. Then he had the Prince. What is it? The Prince Charles? Prince Albert? Oh. Yeah, that was Prince Charles. Prince Charles could be on a Dick anyway though. I mean, it's Prince Andrew who's the fucking Herbert so.
I would I would have used it if it was completely round and I would have hung his Dick up from the ceiling. But the only thing is, is that it had didn't have that. And like whenever you're, you know, doing anything else with it, it just feels in the way. I'm like, get it off. Then he's got a big hole in his Dick and it's weird. Yeah, it will never heal. Oh. God. That will never heal. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Oh. That's scary. Not a lot of guys who like it. They lighting the weight on
their Dick It's weird. You know why? You know, if I put something on my ladies and I feel it stretching, I feel like, oh, I don't want to make it all saggy and gross. They wanted to be all saggy so they can get a bigger penis. They're. Trying to. Work out. That's how I'm saying. That's how I feel about like my titties and stuff. Like, I don't want it to be just hanging there because I feel like it's going to stretch out.
Have you seen some African tribes how they take and they'll stretch their Dick and they'll pull the fuck out of it and then they'll wrap it around a pole and stretch it out some more? It's intense. It's a practice and certain African tribes, it's pretty impressive, no? Thanks. I mean. I don't think anyone's Yum, no. You know, Indigenous practices and all that practices. Never me though. No, thank you. So how did you get involved in
the lifestyle? So I'll give you the short of it. I was, I was a weird kid. And I liked, sorry, they were just go ahead. But they're like, I was always into like, like cartoons with like girls who'd get tied up and stuff like that. And I would like watch those. And I'm like, OK, like I thought it was normal. I tie up my friends because I'm like, yeah, that's normal. And it didn't get weird until I hit puberty. What happened? Well, then I realized I was like, oh, I get the the rumbling
down under. Oh yeah. You. Know what I mean and. Excuse me clarify this. Clarify this. Tamia, I would get the tremble. Let. Me. Just sit up. Don't do anything in that chair. You know she took my chair the other night in the dungeon and fucked my nephew in it. I said I want a new fucking chair. What is wrong with? Them hey all I did was christen it. I don't care. I don't want your pussy in his penis on my chair. She does anywhere in that dungeon. Anywhere they're. Gonna dumb.
I'm gonna rub it on everything. Oh my God bless. Just go ahead. Your little snail trail. Yeah, I get really wet, so I must be like scooping it and flinging it just like. Scoop thing, splatter it everywhere. Flattered all over the walls. This is great. I love this. This is chaos, so tell us. What the rest of that statement there? So, so I started to like look up stuff because I'm like, I want to like girls get tied up. I want to watch girls get like that, like all that other stuff,
you know? And that led me to so hentai. I don't know if anybody knows what that is, but like cartoon porn. And then like I just also, I learned I was really into it. And so I told the story to Charles that I was probably about 19 and I saw somebody put something on their nipples and I was like, I'm gonna do that. That looks like fun. So I put what do I have chip clips for? You know, like closure chips, whatever. Yeah, like you do, like you do.
I had me a bottle of wine, you know, and I went, yeah, this is a, this is a cautionary tale. Had me a bottle of wine. And you know I I DJ D with these. Chip clips on. My on my nipples. I fell asleep. Oh no. So. When you took them off. When I took them off, there is no feeling and I still do not have a lot of feeling in my nipples. Oh my God, but I liked it. So just don't fall asleep guys beating some safety stuff. Learn from me please. If you would like to retain nibble sensation.
Wow. But that was my first, like it was a solo kind of thing. It was, that was my first solo experience doing something kinky. I was still a virgin. Like I'm just like, you know, trying to feel my oats smells. I got into a relationship and that person was also into it and we were both switches. TLDR they were not a switch but whatever. And we just kind of did like BDSM stuff, but we did it real bad. Like there was number education, we were 20s just fumbling our way through it.
Not safely. Umm, yeah, but that's how I got into it. OK. So from then you had, yeah, multiple types of experience kind of in the realm of BDSM. I did so I worked as a Cam girl for a little while. Umm. What is a Cam girl? A Cam girl? It's a little girl. Not a little girl. Not a little girl. It's a it's a girl who you know or a person or whatever. It's just somebody who just shows titty ass on camera. That actually gave me experience, a lot of experience into different kinds of kink
because like people would. It's kind of think of it like a stepping stone of like paying someone to come have an experience, except this is safe on the Internet. I learned how to like Edom, which is a difficult thing to do. It's not you can't touch them, but you're like, I learned how to do Jack off instructions, like comedy instructions. Learned that people were really weird and that I was not as weird as I thought it was. But yeah, you can, you can do like I did all kinds of
services. So like I would, you know, show the. You know the strangest thing someone had asked me to do and they paid me to do this. I've never talked about this on the podcast. It was someone would actually pay me to put my webcam up while I was sleeping and they'd watch me sleep. Yeah. There are people who are into that. Yeah, it was interesting. So all I could think about was Oh my God, am I snoring? I. Probably want that a little.
Bit like my sleep. So yeah, snoring is no. My God, I. Know and I thought I was over here like I'm not gonna fart for like 3 months and he's like girl, you've been doing it this whole time. You just hold it during the day and then just. Like getting this, my body just lets it out. Wow, I know. I thought I was concealing myself. Like no, I never pooped. Never. People think you're their dream. Girl, I know, right? They have no clue. You need to fucking febreze up your asshole at night.
Bloody poops, but live, yes. I used to but I do have a queef. You gonna queef on the? Plate for us. Queef. Queef queef I can. Do it. Just get left and finish her three and I'll queef I. Don't they don't know? They don't know my story? Now I'm like, I'm thinking about live queefing I'm terrible at talking about. Myself, you know, it's OK. That just shows you're you're a modest person, you know, I know I immediately liked you when I
met you. And it was interesting because we will not tell people this part, but we had an initial friend of the past for both you and I who we're no longer friends with. Yeah. And you said, oh, yeah. Did you know? Such and such. And I'm like, oh, God. And when we said that, I was like, I'm not going to hold it against this girl. So glad you didn't.
I'm not. Because I'm like, you know, I automatically liked her because she wrote me, because you know, there's a lot of doms and or wannabe doms, you know, who want to work in the dungeon who write me and e-mail me. Hey, can you train me? Hey, this is this. And for some reason I was like, I like this girl in this e-mail. I could just tell. And then when I got that and you're like, God, I know such and such.
I'm like. You should have blocked me, right, Because I didn't know that you weren't on good terms with that person. And so I was not like, I am also not on good terms with that person. So yeah, I'm surprised you did not block me. And. Then after that we're like, oh, you really hate it. I'm like, yes, I really fucking hate them. Yes, exactly. It's mutual. Bonding times. It was bonding time. Yeah. Because we were, we were sharing these details because I was
never intimate with this person. She was intimate with the person. And I, I've always tried to think about when I first met this individual, I thought, was there some type of commonality that I was, I could relate to this person, you know, did I like them? And I liked initially I could see a sweet innocence. And that's what I, I always see in certain people. And it's like the sweet innocence from when they were a
child. And I think that appeals to me because I've always said I've been the favorite aunt of all my nieces and nephews. And I think we all have that childlike side to us. And then when I kind of heard their past and their story with their parents and what they've had to deal with, that's when I felt more compassionate for this person. But then that person turns into
an untitled piece of garbage. And then you just want to kick them in the balls and tell them, please don't ever speak to me again. He said something very offensive to you and you're like, yeah, no, you need to fuck up, you're done. It was a very vulnerable moment. Like for anybody listening, do not critique someones body when you have someone tied up guys, that's just poor form. And I'm thinking, I'm thinking when you told me this, I was like, he's so lucky he had you in bed for one.
I know I was in the deep. I I did not love myself. Because I was like, why would you? I mean, you're hot. Thank you. Why that, you know, but you probably felt some link of compassion with this person. Yeah. I mean, I don't think that this person, because we met there like they were in a local group and I was like, you know what, like I want to like actually try to, you know, I had gotten out of a really bad long term relationship. So I just wanted to kind of date.
I didn't want to get into a relationship. I just wanted to date and play and like gain experience, community. And they seemed really knowledgeable, but they wanted something that I just wasn't willing to give. So like I'm a switch in my real life. And so like I need both, you know, Sure. But they wanted me just to be their mommy Dom, their mommy Dommy. And yeah, they didn't. At some point they stopped seeing me as it was a human being.
Like in the dungeon. It's one thing I'm curating a fantasy for you. I'm like in the scene with you, but in like a relationship, you know, I just can't live in that. And I'm not judging people who do you know, I'm not there's, I'm not thinking anyone's young people who live the lifestyle 24/7 like you do. But yeah, you know, I have nieces and nephews. I had, you know, a really like taxing job. And so no, like, it's sometimes I cannot be the Dom constantly for you.
And I started feeling more like a king dispenser than a person. Yeah, Yeah. Exactly because he is a succubus. He's the type of person that would suck every fucking ounce of energy you know you had towards the lifestyle and it makes resent them and hate that person ultimately, you know, I just felt so much hate after that and I was like, okay, Mia, you can't feel with hate. You can't do this. But anywho, not that we're going to monopolize that topic by any means.
I spit on you. You know, there's a lot of people that listen to this. And you know, I say this, I say this quite a bit because I'm rather proud of the fact that we're in 186 countries. Awesome. You know, so trust me, there's a lot of people are going to listen to this. There's a lot of people that benefit from listening to us and our stories.
And it's the point that you're talking about your, your points of vulnerability and you're still a human being, but yet you, you want to Dom. So to jump forward and you watch live Dom couple Times Now you've participated and you've loved. It I love it, right? I love. It and then the first couple times that you had sessions, I went in there with you and I'm going to bring this person up because I love talking about Mandy Candy. Oh my. God, she was so fun.
We we all sit here and we all love Mandy Candy. Yes, and I don't think that sweet little soul even realizes how much we adore him. So, you know, he comes to see Liv all the time. He loves Liv and the night that we domed him, he walked out. He doesn't realize this, but Mandy, you do now, Charles said. He left happy.
He was singing on his way out, but he told Liv that he was kind of scared because we blindfolded him and we put him on that table and so we didn't know what we're going to do to him. What else did he say to you? He just didn't like the unknown of you don't he doesn't know how you Dom. He doesn't really had a lot of sessions with no, I think you haven't had. Any sessions? No, I've never had, so that's just the. Unknown and in the dark just. Scared him and with two doms,
yeah. Two Doms. He was like, he was like 1. I don't know which way the direction you're going to be hidden. You know, I don't know exactly what happened in this session. I just know that that was something he had said. And I was like, oh. No, come here. Well, we started off, we put him up on the on the box and he was facing the wall in that of the metal frame. And I was, I was telling, I was telling Evie.
I said, you know, when you bring someone in, you collar them, you cuff them, you hold on to them the whole time and you walk them up there. You want to be very close to them on so many levels because you don't know if they're you're going to pass out. You don't know anything. You know, it's unknown for us too. And I had never domed him. And so we put him up there and he's got, you know, sexy shoes on, sexy outfit.
I mean, he's got this perfect ass that you just want to bite the fuck out of and he's adorable. And you know, Evie and I, we got a thing for crossdressers, you know, I mean 100% because, you know, it's just like, either way, it's like, damn, he's sexy. Yeah, he's a sexy girl and he's a sexy. Guy, any way you turn it right, So we're up there and ultimately we're biting his ass, we're scratching him, we get a little rough, we spank him a little bit, but you know, he's dripping.
He looks like he's having a great time. He and he definitely enjoyed it. He didn't say he didn't enjoy that. Oh yeah. And singing, you know, he had a great time. He's leaving, leaving, singing. You know that boy. Have fun. And then we put him on the surgical table and we, we cuffed him down to it and he was, he kept like pulling up his hands and we couldn't quite figure out, you know, the surgical table with the cuffs because I didn't have my usual straps. And so we're doing all this.
And so Evie and I are just teasing him with everything. And I think we used, did we use the penis pump on him at some point? We did. We did. We used a couple different things on him did. We use a vibrator. Yes, we did. We did. And because we put him on his tank, I. Love his Dick in the penis pump, Yeah. He's got a beautiful penis. Squishy. Squishy. Yeah, he is just adorable.
But you know what? Speaking of, I was looking through and I'm sitting here and all of a sudden I got an e-mail from him today, today, because we had talked about him the other day on an episode and he listened to it. And like I said, we have our favorites. We have our you will have your favorites, you know, and it just happens that, you know, he's one of our favorites. And he said, thank you so much for the kind words.
I really needed to hear that. And just looking back at this is helping me push through this week. You all are some of the most amazing women I have had the privilege to get to know. Also, I did hear that nice compliment and my heart just jumped for joy haha. Hope you have a wonderful week and we'll see you soon, Mia. Yeah, almost feels like he was listening just now.
Yeah, because I wrote him a nice e-mail and, you know, I was just, I was complimenting him and the things that, you know, I'm genuinely how we feel about him. Yeah. And, you know, he's just one of those exceptional people, you know, pose a a great individual. He's very kind. You know, he's he has a special personality, you know, and I love my little Sir Doofus, my
little boy. So I mean, there's a lot of different people that we that we meet over the years and you all will meet over the years of just of how much they can make an impression in on your life. It's it's pretty special. So we saw Mandy now, the first session that you did, though, you were just like, you know, he really wasn't. And he wasn't verbal at all. He didn't say a lot. Yeah. So it's kind of hard to gauge on
what exactly he wanted. Yeah, like I like to playoff energy and so if and I also like to be like meaner because I'm really I work with animals in my civilian life. And. So, so I, I have to be very patient. I have to, you know, use the nice voice. And so I like to be in the dungeon and to like like just be a fucking bitch sometimes or be a bitchy babysitter or whatever. This this guy was hard to get into, like to figure out what he want.
I also want to do what they want, you know, but it was hard to figure out like what he needed and what he wanted. And it wasn't my best session, but it was a long experience I think. You know, what I like too about you is the fact that you came in, you got your little white high tops on, and you got your lot of pink, you know? And I love pink anyway. But you were just like, yeah, I kind of represent, like, as a mean, mean babysitter punk.
And you're listening to fucking Depeche Mode during sessions. And I was like, this chick was just like, born in the wrong generation. It's great. I love Depeche. Mode. I know, I love it too. Liv got to hear it. We listened to to my to my playlist and we were doing the last session. She's like, it's a little weird. She likes the music. I like the music, I just couldn't get into my Dom space with it.
You're very sensual. Yeah, I feel like I just get in my Dom space with more central music. I guess. I don't really know how to explain that. What I've noticed we all have the specific genre, you know, and and what we like and so great though it is what it's really what's great is too. I've noticed with a lot of your music too, it's kind of like hypnotizing because it's all about a woman taking control. It's very, you know, dominant in a lot of the words that as that.
Choose in the. Songs my songs very carefully and choose my songs carefully. Yeah, and what do you get from your Depeche Mode and your other your the music you choose? So it's more of like, I don't really, I like, I listen to the lyrics obviously, but it's more of the vibe of the songs, like the composition of the music, like the synths and like the thwompy like basses that gets me into that. Like, like we're in a fucking grungy alley and.
I'm beating the shit. Out of you like I'm like, we're in Soviet Russia and I'm fucking you up. Sorry, I said to take. Oh fuck. Are you working for Putin? At this rate, no. So be a rough job. Just. Fucking that. Hot. Russian like fucking just like I want to be fucked up by a Russian lady, so I to to fulfill that fantasy, I become the Russian lady. I love that. I love that. Yeah, that's awesome.
It's like in the 80s, you know, like where I have a whole vibe in my head going on, then totally normal thing, guys. Oh my God. Where you pull your Dom's face from those, Yeah, it's different. And I think that's what's cool about you, is you bring like a whole different thing to the table. Is it? Is it? Is it Feslana? My name is Katrina. Katrina. I know you like that, don't you? Can't you do that too? Do it. Yeah, do it, Katrina. It doesn't look to my nether
region. Not the, not the Down Under. I will stop and torture you. Put knives through your hands. You know, you could just say hardcore torture with that shit. I love it. Not hardcore. Wait, let me. Maybe a little you, I, I see the capabilities there, yeah. I feel like you got a lot in there. Yeah.
I feel like she could be like. I feel like she's like a mixer of almost everybody, which is really cool because you can still do sensual, you can still do like Barbie where you go ruthless if you wanted to or needed to. And then you got the degrading and humiliation really down patch. It's really good at that. I don't know, I feel like you just really well-rounded in it. I. Want to be able to do like softer stuff too though, because like you do good at that.
And then when NIA, when NIA talks about the things that she does, I'm like, I want to be that too. But it's like sometimes your. Niche and really dig into, I mean, if you want to be well-rounded everywhere, but like what me is into and when I'm into, when in your into, it could be all different, be all the same, but dig into what make you feel like just really digging to where you're at. Yeah, I don't know if I'm saying that right. You say OK, for sure quickly. You're absolutely right.
You're saying she's been well-rounded, but there's always going to be something. Yes, to be your own and to bring your own stuff to the table. It's just uniqueness. Yeah, you're talking about bitchy babysitter now you're. Talking about, that's a whole new level. Yeah, that's people. People are like. Oh, what does she know about? Instead of Evie, we should have called you Katrina, you know well. I like Evie Boleyn because it's like, I also want to be creepy.
I want to be able to be like you. If anyone's read My Fat Life, it's like I wrote it to be like, I want to fucking scare you, but also like, I'll be OK. If you want me to be nice, I could be nice, but I want to scare you when I haunt you. I do like your your page I think it was. I do too the. Words that she used was just really good word choices. It was had that like feminine Pennywise feel. Yeah, I want to do. I want to come just as a clown one day. Do it.
Yeah, do it. I think Barbie does that anyways. You do it, doesn't she? I love Barbie with the weird eye. Things. Yeah, she does that. She does a lot of that in her drag show too. Yeah, it's a big wow. She's a big wow factor. And it's not just her makeup. It literally is her personality. She's like a big wow factor. When she's walking in downtown Pensacola after one of her drag shows, people are stopping her. Oh my God. Hey, are you Barbie?
Because she's like this big gothic Barbie, you know, she'll wear, you know, the black PVC or like one day she was dressed as Jesus. I love that. Yeah, yeah, she was. Barbie I have to. I got to see her Dom one day. I got to watch because I want to I. Want to? Well, I can say it in one sentence of how she is. He was bleeding. It's none of my business. Fair. She is. She's very she's very connected with a lot of things. But at the same time, it's like, I don't give a fuck.
You bleeding. Oh, that's your problem. Oh, you want to fuck that, That collar that's still fucking collar with spikes. Oh, yeah. Go ahead and do that. You know, she's like, yeah, she's like, I dare you. Go ahead and do that. Yeah, it's ruthlessness. It's what she brings to the table. Yeah, you know, she and it's like, nobody can be like Barbie because she's just Barbie. That's that. Just like nobody will be able to
be like you. I don't know what I want to be yet because it sounds I'm like I don't know you're. Evolving, Evolving guys. Evolving. Evolving. Good blown you. Would be anything you want to be babies. Make a wish. Well, you know, you're talking about dressing up as a clown shaman. He was talking about how he actually fucked this chick and they were both dressed as clowns. Oh my God. Yeah, that was her kink.
And he fucking loved it. And I was like, because he loves masks, He loves Halloween, He loves a Creek factor. He's like, yeah, she wanted to dress up as a clown. So I'm like, fuck yeah. Clown porn. Yeah. And. It makes all y'all's paint on your face together. Yes, exactly. Before and after, yes. Yes. It's like, did you point that Red Nose? Like, yeah, baby, you can laugh out loud. It's funny, it's funny. Someone, a witch cackle into the mic.
No, I'm the worst because people were just like I love your your laugh and then I see on other comments people are just like God. That's all I do realize. I just say ha ha ha. Like literally that's the. More pretty it is. Next time I'll point it out like. We got to make her laugh right now. Are you going to queef for us? Yes. I will. Yeah, go ahead and. Queef anytime. Well, I can't. Well, I got to get on the floor. She's got to. Get right the floor. She's got to prep. Go ahead.
Yeah, I'll. Move my microphone sitting. Here, OK, I trust me, I think they're going to hear that my poor sweet dogs are so innocent. Just. Laying there, it's about to hear something cool. Here's something cool. See if I can do it. Do the Thunder clap. Well, I can make my butt clap too. Oh my. Gosh. My friend, my neighbor friend when we were younger taught me how to do this. You have to put your feet up in a specific way here. Don't look at my back, OK? No, it's not working.
I'm too tight. I just want to get a picture. So Liv went all the way back on her back near her shoulders. She's, yeah, doing yoga all the way up in her air. You should really do yoga. You should really do yoga. Let's listen. She can make her ass clap. Here how let's make it you got. The fucking bodysuit going all the way up your. I know I had a movie out the way so it can clap a little. I know. Sorry. Guys. Have the best. I tried the Queen for you but it
didn't work. Keep forever, yay. My. God. You only live once, so you're so clever, so. Easy at this point. Oh my God, I got mad, Mom. Jokes And she's a really, you're so funny. I love them. So, Evie, tell us at this point, what has been some of your absolute favorite sessions that you've done? OK, so one was with Sophia, the crossroads. Oh my God, he's gorgeous.
I had so much fun. It was one it was, it was actually, I think it was one of the days that I watched you Dom, because I, I think I had a bad session, not a bad session. It was just not one of my, my better sessions. And then I, I got to watch you do 1. And then Sophia came, which was she was a new client and like I was like, I'm going to. Steal some things that I learned from Liv. And like how she like moves and how you like touch people and stuff like that.
And that was one of my favorite sessions so far that you're not happy with the session that we had just did. But I I really had fun just being just nasty, man. Yeah. It was fun. I know. I really think that you'd be really good for people who want to be degraded and humiliated for real. Like, you're just so good at it in, like, just your word choices and everything. You're just really good to me. I'm over here. Like, yeah, I don't. He looked kind of. And you were doing our thing, right?
I'm gonna sit down, let her do this. I'm gonna clean the toys over here. You did great. But that was one of my favorite ones was Sophia. And yeah, they're. Snoring. Yeah, Sophia was adorable because so this guy comes in he's just moved to Pensacola. He moved to the area and he's only been here here and his girlfriend left him and she's cool because her family and friends are here. Sounds like a total cunt.
And then I'm, you know, Evie and I are looking at this guy and he's he's dressed up. We put some cute little clothes on him. He's so stinking adorable. And then we put his long blonde wig on him and, you know, you put some makeup on him and, you know, it's just so sweet and, you know, I'm like, you've got friends now, you know, we'll introduce you to people and, you know, it's, it's a cool little lifestyle community of people here.
You know, there's plenty of guys like you and he's like, you know, eventually he'd want to be trans. And I said, well, you know, you never know where life can take you, but you know, he's young, he's he's not yet 30. He's got say some more things to experience. You know that's way ahead of them. But he's a lot of fun and you and I enjoyed it immensely. You you spanked his his little butt.
Red Oh yeah, I think it would be fun to play with him and Mandy Candy at. The same time, yeah, that'd be neat. That would be kind of interesting too. I don't know if Mandy would be down for it, but I'm. For sure, for sure, right? But I think definitely worth asking for sure. Hey Mandy, you want another one come over from PA with another. Cross. Just would fetch you up. Feed you candy. A lot of babies wanna do that. Yes, they wanna be having a double play date I.
Haven't 2 babies yet. I haven't had one yet. You know, a little. Scary in the beginning, but once you find one that you just really you're clicked because my first one was her favorite. It wasn't my cup of tea. Yeah, because this was more for her. And then I had one that came in that was more my style and I was like, oh, OK, I guess I do can get into this. OK, so different. I think it's like the. Age frame too. You connected with Poe because he acts like a four or five year old.
Kid. Yeah, right. And I like his little boy underwear. They glow in the door. I wanted to glow with the dark underwear. Why can't I as an adult woman have glow with the dark underwear? He's an adult man, you can get one. I'm like, yeah, I get him. It's fun times. It is. There's a lot of fun things. The whole, the whole dungeon is fine. Yeah. Every now and then you get someone you're like, that wasn't my best move.
You know, I don't know if I liked that one as much, but you know, you still learn something from it. Even if you learn something of that you don't want or don't like some things you don't want maybe like you want to call your own Reds, like I don't like humiliation, degradation. So when people ask that, hey, sorry, that's a red. I don't do that, you know, which is usually a lot of people want that. Sorry guys, you're not getting with me, but I'll give you an awesome session.
Awesome sessions it's like a tour to force watching her yeah my red is I just don't like non con like non consensual stuff. I can't do it. It's. Not what do you mean non? Consensual non consent. Oh, so you don't like forcing? I don't like, I don't, I don't like, I don't pretend to like, I'm like raping somebody, you know what I mean? Like if they're if they like forcing is OK as long as I know that they're OK with it. But it's like if they're like, I want you to pretend and they're
acting like they're. Being solved, we have consent, not consent is they are OK with it, Yeah. It's just when they're act, I guess it's when they act like they're not OK with it that it like gets to you. I'm like, no. I'm not gonna hurt you. Like fucking yeah, I'm. Not dragging anybody, not there. Lots of people are into it. It's like a very common thing. It's just for me, it just activates something in my nervous system that I'm just like, I can't where you.
I don't, you know, it's probably like a little bit my sub brain. I wouldn't be able to disappoint them or whatever in a way. But I had this one guy that I had barely hit him and he'd like over exaggerate his fagins. And eventually I got annoyed of it, tied his Dick to the ceiling and then made him drink his own pee and he he got it all over the place. So I had to make him get it down and clean up his pee and I'm kicking all this down because he ain't cleaning.
It stinks. Oh my God, I'm dying. Oh my God. Iconic, iconic. I mean, how do you say things like this? It's hilarious, right? Yeah. I just tied his Dick up to the ceiling and then I made him drink his own pets. I mean just what you do these. Things would be a more. Tuesday, you know.
This was. The same guy who the dog had just died in the trunk and I put him in the trunk and it had dog feces on the cardboard that was lined in the trunk and he was dressed as a Sissy. I cuffed him, blindfolded him, stuck his ass in the trunk and took him off for a session outside of the dungeon. This is the same guy that I've met down at the beach and I had him suck a guy off but he couldn't do a good enough job so I beat the fuck out of. He did it. I feel like he wouldn't be good
at sucking big. Oh, he sucks his sucking Dick. He. Probably was a match about it. He got onto him about it, too. Watching guys who want to talk about sucking Dick. Justin. Justin. Yeah. It's like watching a guy play with a loose noodle or a fucked up straw. Yeah. But they have their own Dick. Wouldn't they kind of know what? Today don't fucking have one damn clue. This is why. This is why men were not created to really suck their own Dick normally.
Like, I mean, it takes a lot of guys for trying to bicycle their way into sucking their own Dick, you know, they put their hey. I like to touch my clit with the tip of my tongue. I couldn't. I was so stretched out that I couldn't wiggle my tongue, but I got to touch it. So that's. Cool. Good for you. Iconic. Yeah, right. Prove that. No. Give us a demonstration. I got too many rolls. Now I would pinch something, you know that was young and likeable.
I did gymnastics, yeah. You did, Yeah, yeah, we love that. Only for like 6 months though. Still cheerleader for a whole day too. I was a cheerleader, too. For a whole day. No, no, I was all cheerleader for like a year. Oh, you actually made it in? I tried. It was like like a city 1. So it's like they let everybody as long as your parents. So there wasn't there wasn't triads. You got like a participation everyone. Yeah, it was fun.
I don't remember what I learned. So the guy who drank his own piss, he's been coming here for years, years and years. Anyway, I I value his friendship. He's a very wonderful person, he is, he's very kind. But one time I did a session with him and I put him in the straitjacket and tied him to the box and put him in a very uncomfortable situation with a huge anal hook in his ass and then did 2 songs on loop for two hours and it drove him fucking
crazy. Yes. Thanks, you cannot say anywhere else but mistress me as podcasts. Yes. And he was like, Oh my God, you really got to me on that. And he's like, I was so relieved when I saw you walk in that door. I was like, what? You didn't want to hear that song yet. It was Tie a yellow ribbon around that old oak tree from like the late 70s, early 80s. It's a nice song. I'm. Gonna. Listen to it. Yeah, Listen. Can I handle this for two hours? I'm so good at my ass.
Yes. I feel like you did. Yeah, it was over and over. He. Hated it. Do you do anal? Do I? Do I? No, I'll Peck. Someone you know you've never had anything in your butt I. Have, but I just don't. I don't like to get poked. We're talking Touch me, not a song on loop. And then she immediately says hey she fuck. It in your ass, can you stick? Something in your. So I thought we're. Getting to know her. No, I what's called a touch me,
not lesbian. So like I just I I'll like peg people and and do stuff, but I just don't like the downstairs being touched at all. Oh. My God, me too. Yeah, I will eat somebody else out, but I don't like when they eat me out. Yeah, I don't like it. It feels like a. Slimy, they're judging me. It feels like you said, touching me. I'm like. I like. Like maybe I've just had it done bad like because every time I've left. Someone do it, I can do that for you.
She said please. I'm really good at it because I have my home. Guys. She's flirting with me, I don't know what she's doing. I'm getting hot and bothered. She's been flirting with you since day one, just to FYI. If you just so you know, sometimes if you've been flirting with me and I don't react to it, it's because it's gone over my head. I'm like. Oh, that's OK, I'll keep saying it until you get it. We'll get there. Yeah, slowly. But Shirley, did you notice for you? Did you not?
Notice the pictures you all were taking I. Was like this is what don't do no. Barbie, although I do like Barbie. You're you intimidate me. You're so. Hot stop pants. You stop. You know what? We're gonna have to go downstairs. Hey. Hey. I don't think I'd be able to handle a session. With you though. What? I don't think I'd be able to handle a session from you though. I don't think I'd be able to handle a session from you. That's the best thing ever. It's OK to our listeners.
I'm sitting in the middle of this with a bouquet of flowers. I'm trying not to listen to any of this right now. Oh, my God. OK, little sluts. So is there anything that you haven't done yet in the dungeon that you all want to do? Because Liv and I've talked about she hasn't done toilet training yet. Think she's ready to piss on somebody? Evie, you look scared. Wait, wait a minute. I'm still a basic training. You're going to sit in a
balluja. Wait. No one's going to Iraq. OK, that's more clear. We're working on it. So that's a step that way I'll get there. OK. I think I want I want to put a like an anal hook in someone's ass and then hang up in the ceiling. OK, if that's what I want to do, I also want to use the chastity cages. OK, You know what I mean? I want to try those, but I'm I'm don't I'm scared. The answer is don't be this metal. You know, don't be. Don't be. Scared. That's why I'm scared to.
But yeah, don't worry about it. It's not that What? Once you watch somebody else put it on, you're like, oh, OK, I think it looks like it's gonna be hard. I. Tried to put one on in like my personal life one time. I don't have a penis, guys. Like. Damn, I tried to put one on someone else and I couldn't get it on. She had or they had three different types and I tried every single different one. It just wouldn't work. OK, but it just wouldn't work. And I'm just like, is it me?
I have the dumb hands. No. So this is the deal with the chastity. OK, so there's different kinds. There's silicone, there's just plastic and there's metal and the metal ones, they put a lot of weight on a guy's Dick and balls and they like it. A lot of guys like the field of weight. The plastic one, my favorite is the Holy Trainer.
And so it, it encases the, the penis very well with very limited holes, but it's almost like it's, you can put it on there and it's naturally how their Dick and balls would normally sit. OK, Then you have when you have the silicone ones, they're harder to get on. But to me, I've heard from multiple people that they're usually more comfortable. The bottom line is Liv said it's easiest to put it on them when they have a small Dick, which is
entirely true. But then you have guys like Justin, let's call this little fuck out because I'm not happy with my little slave. Boy beside the yes, this little. Fuck randomly decides he was going to go suck Dick last night and I'm fucking tell me. Oh wow my little slave bitch. Oh trust me, I want to gag him with the biggest fucking cock that yeah, we do. Have the plastic cages too. We do the plastic ones. OK, we do there's. A whole bag down there, yeah. There's a ton of cages in there.
But but this as far as typically guys that have bigger Dicks, you know, they always have to be soft to put them on. But the problem is so many guys are like, yeah, I want you to put my cage. Well, what happens when we start putting a cage on? Their Dick gets hard. So it's like, OK, dude, the best thing to do is lubricate their Dick really well. Basically, a silicone Lube is great. It prevents chafing.
It's great. The best thing to do is get something that is breathable for them with multiple holes. Like I said, I like the holy trainer, but there's not a lot of holes in it. And I was going to say I did an episode one time and I talked about one of my favorite guys. He has this glorious, beautiful penis. It's like 9 1/2 inches. He's beautiful. He's a beautiful crossdresser. He's he's just hot.
Travis, I still love you. Anyway, he was here on, I was like in a January, February, and I just moved to the house and we were trying to get everything set up. We were out in the dungeon and so Brie and I were in there and he's like, yeah, I want to put, it's called the bird cage.
And so the bird cage fits over the deck and it looks like a bunch of thin wires as a case and it goes the casing around his and around his Dick. But it is a steel metal ring that has to fit at the base, you know, behind his Dick and balls. And when you put that base on, this was just one still ring. It didn't have a clamp, wasn't anything like that. It was solid. And we put that on. And I told him, I said, look, I said, you haven't had an orgasm.
You're you're coming here and you're still hard. We're not be able to put the cage on. Oh, Mistress Neil, please do it. Please do it. I mean, how can you deny this man? He is so fucking sexy, hot. Like, why not? I'm like, OK, you know, so we put it on him and of course we can't get the cage on. And so we're doing the session. He keeps getting harder and harder and there's not enough blood flow. So the biggest thing is if you're getting a base, you need the base that has the clamp that
can open and close. Because if you don't, you're kind of fucked if it gets on there and it's not big enough for when your Dick expands. And that's what happened with his. It's so here at this point we're like, look, it can't come off your, your Dick is turning blue
now it's going purple. If you don't have some type of orgasm and release your semen, then you know, you can go to the ER, they're going to put a needle in it and they're going to drain your Dick. Or we can just go to somewhere else and get a bolt cutter and we can do our absolute best to cut it off. So here it is, my husband and Bree, they're going up to the Home Depot and it's it's almost 9:00. So it's like we had barely enough time to get up there before they closed.
And we get up there and Bree is freaking the fuck out because she does not handle well under stress and pressure. My husband's like, look, man, I'm going to have the bolt cutters here and here, you know, because more than likely it's going to take two clips to pop this thing and to break it. And he's like, I'm gonna let you do it because if we hit a vein, then we're in trouble. And so he let the guy do it and the first first time it didn't break it.
He had to crush it one more time before finally it broke through that steel ring. But talk about stress and breeze. Like, yeah, I got went and got him a Happy Meal afterwards. I mean, they had worked out this whole thing like, I'm going to be his girlfriend might go and take him to the yard. I'm like, just tell him you're fucking dominatrix and you're putting a damn cage on he was insistent on putting on in the first place. But. Yeah, that's why I don't like
the steel rings. That is why he has just wrecked my mind of putting a fucking steel ring on. Terrifying. Like what if? You're Dick. Yeah, I told him. I said you're beautiful, Dick. This is what's happened. And so ultimately he, his Dick was fully functional a few days after that. But I mean, it was like bent up. I mean, because that fluid could not drain. And I'm like, what's an erection like, can't you go soft? He's like, no, it won't go soft. It's like holding on to
everything. And that's what it was doing was clamping down on everything. But he was insistent, you know, he wouldn't listen to the dominatrix. He wanted to have the fucking clamp around his Dick and balls. So you are looking at me like, Oh my God, I like it. Like, I think that's just like a point of how these guys, they come in here and it's like, yeah, you might have seen porn videos on this. Yes, you might have, you know, had all these fantasies for years and years and years.
But when you come to a professional who knows what they're doing, like unless you're OK with explaining this to EMT's, maybe you should defer to your dominatrix before you're some stuff is like it is risky. Everything you do in that dungeon is risky, right? Everything you know, you put them on the cross. And This is why I always ask him, have you ever fainted? Do you have any heart problems? Are you on any medications? Do you have any allergies?
Any of those things can happen. I've had a guy who who was allergic to chocolate and I almost gave him chocolate. I have another guy allergic to latex. I think this is something you need to tell your dominatrix because you have latex gloves. You know, there's so many factors of all this and it's very risky. And that's why I said you always hold them by the hand, you always baby them, you walk them through every little thing.
And because it's ain't no game. And you know, we talked about you asking about breath play and I'm showing the two of you breath play. There's no Safeway to do breath play. I don't care what anybody said, there's no Safeway to do breath play. You know, you can play with it any way you look at it, but sometimes people are going to pass out. You better know CPR if you know they stop breathing or if they don't have a heartbeat, you know?
So anything is scary. And I was saying we had this one gentleman. He's an older guy. I think he must have taken a Viagra. Why? I don't know when he came in, but he had, God, he had almost a 12 foot long deck. I mean he, it was massive. That thing was down to his fucking knee. It was crazy. He was an old man and I'm he came in and he kept his, his T-shirt and boxers on, but that thing was there almost to his knee. But he passed out and he passed out twice and he voided his bladder.
I was like, fuck me. And I asked him and I'm like, are you supposed to be on blood pressure meds? Yes. Did you take them? No, haven't taken them in weeks. But yet he wants to pop a Viagra. I said, you know we're not going to have sex with you, right? Like, why would you take a Viagra? He said, because I wanted to show you that I really do have a big Dick. Oh my God, Poor guy. Poor guy. I know. But talk about scary. And that's the thing, you know, he he fell out.
He was on the cross. He fell back. You know, we caught him. It was crazy. Yeah, you can get really hurt. You really can so. It's like, tell the truth, guys. If you're on medication, you got to tell us. We're not going to judge you. We don't. Care. We're not cops. We're I have a guy that comes in and does the drugs. Yeah. Just right there in front of me. You just need to know. So like if something does go awry. We know what to do, We know what to do.
And sometimes it's like you're not getting the cock cage. Darren, you should not. It's too big. It's not going to work. Yeah. Get what you want. You get what's good for you. And you trust us to do it, damn it. Oh my God, that reminds me today when we had that session, I was doing sounding first rod that went in didn't even go in an inch and he came. Oh yeah, he's weak. And he was like, I'm just dying. I don't know what happened. He got punished for it. He got punished because he
didn't. He came without permission. Don't you like his little voice? Yeah, all little Justin's have come to the dungeon. They're all little bitches, All of them. All of them. Including you, my little slave Justin. I'm gonna beat your fucking ass when I see him next time. I told him I said you shave that pussy hair off your fucking face, I'm gonna beat your ass one in the second Dick. What? It looks like oh. God, I don't know why he thinks it looks good.
It doesn't look good. Justin, you look like shit, you fucking toad. You look like a butthole. That has half of hair on her butt. You look like a. Dirty asshole, that's what you look. Like a dirty Justin hairy asshole. Hairy asshole, that fucking pussy hair all over your face. It makes you look old, stupid, stupid. I've never seen Justin, but yeah, I'll. Show you a picture and he sends me awful pictures, like the cameras down here and it's upwards. I'm like Oh my God, quit.
All the guys who send pictures of like their Dicks, have you ever noticed? It's like they're like, like you can't see what I'm doing, but. She's putting her camera down, down, down, down. And like, I don't know, like I every girl that I've taken nudes for or have gotten nudes from girls, I'm like, they did the lighting. It's like, you know, they're doing a pose. Menstrual men don't care. They like, they like lay it like next to something. I'm like, what are you doing? I don't. Care.
They want the comparison. Just also you're you look like you're holding your Dick hostage when you grip it like that. You know, there's one guy on Fet and I came across him and his Dick pictures and nudes are the classiest thing I've ever seen. I think a classy Dick pic. I'm telling you because he doesn't hold it hostage. Like like Evie just said, it's not like this thing. It's going to be so fucking huge. No, it's not bad at all.
It's like, oh, I'm posing gently and it's black background and it's black and white photo and oh, he feels so modest and he doesn't show it. All. But the tasteful it's. Very tasteful. And then there's times where he's like, he's like grabbing his balls and it's just enough where it's a nice bulge and you can see the nice form of the testicles. Not like it's all in your face. Bitch, this is what I'm fucking you with. You know that's how men are.
I think this lighting is bad. It's like I can't, this is awful. It looks like a hostage photo. Yes, I love that I love that I like I want a tasteful Dick pic. I'm not into Dick but like a tasteful Dick pic when? I you know, I hate the pictures when they're laying in bed.
They're fucking lazy and they've got their four or five inch little fat pecker with the hair growing all around it like it's attractive and you see their dirty fucking room in the background and they're laying there with their dirty comforter just holding it and taking pictures. I'm like stop, just This is why you're single. OK, go ahead. So. My favorite Dick pics is right after they come and the Cubs dripping off their Dick. Oh yeah. I will. I will say that that's the best.
It's tasteful. It's like, wow. Yeah. It's still hard and it's got a little light stuff on me and I'm like, OK, looks like it's crying for me, hopefully. That's weeping. That's great. That's great. It is so many men really need to question themselves why are they single this would be the reason let's let's break this down that's. All this is the women that they're put up against. That's why you would never make it with me. I'm too. Weird. Too weird. I just tried queezing on the thing.
I mean, come on, I mean. That's just for science. All right, that was scientific. That was a scientific. I wonder if I was just so dry that my lips were like kind of stuck together. It wouldn't let it come. Up. You know, you had that body suit all the way up your crotch. I can imagine I can't see any any like air or anything seeping out of that at this point at all. Well, you gotta, you gotta suck in the air first, then push it out.
Exactly. And it's the way that you're sitting sucks it in. That body suit and then when. You you let your legs collapse and it pushes the air out. It's like. Wow. Thank you, Liv's childhood friend, because now I'm. Going to go home and try that. I mean, you saw what I was doing this time I'm. Going to try to do. It when I'm be like. I'll text you and be like. Burped. Yeah, we did it. Once you once it goes in, it's kind of scary though. And he's like, I scared my dog. My dog is deaf.
So people are not going to be scared. It's. Great. That's hilarious. God. Wow. That's great, that. Is awesome. OK, well, we're going to have you back on the show, OK yeah. And we're going to talk some shit. We're going to talk some big shit. About the tea. Yes, we need a third teacup for Evie. Yes or live you can. You can drink out of the pitcher. I would do that in the teapot. The little spicket, Yeah, sure. Can show people how you suck Dicks. Girls.
Are let me tell you for. The tiny man. This for the tiny. Liv has a lovely video to show you after the end of this episode. It's fucking amazing. I gotta see him. It's porn quality right there. It's me sucking Dick though, so I. Would I would see you suck, I don't know, a hoe golf ball through a hose. It sounds like I would die but I would choke on in your CPR me or highland maneuver. We'll get it out, it'll be fine. All right, kids, Wow. This is way too much fun.
All right, so on that note, live, I'm gonna let Evie do it this time. Evie. This has been the latest episode of. Call. Me, Mistress.