Welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia. And you know my Co host, it's the Barbie. She she even does the wave like nobody can see you, Barbie. Nobody. But when you say hi, you have to wave. Really. Fast. We're we're not recording yet. They will be getting a visual very very soon. Now I gotta start looking cute when we film. Yes, you. You won't be having your shirt on that, says big fat goth.
I'll wear my normal clothes that don't make me look homeless I guess. You guys, I suppose I'm. Just going to wear a banana costume every episode. They're just going what the fuck is happening? Right, you dress as a banana, I'll dress as an orange. We'll be the fruity bitches. It's so stupid. It is stupid. That's why it was funny. All right, so I have to do a shout out for Tony.
I love Tony, and I told Tony that when I go up to Vermont in October, I've told people along the way, hey, they can come in. They can stop and see us, not you and I. But you know, I'll make a stop for them. I'll see them. And I told Tony, I said, hey, I'll meet you in Albany and we can have a coffee together. And if you're feeling extra submissive, I will go and take your coffee into the bathroom and TT in your OH. My God. So he can have a little TT of Mia Oh. My God.
He would love a little piss play. I'm sure he would love it. Just I just imagining you carrying the little cup into the bathroom and then having to like it's. Casual. We'll be at a coffee shop. Would it be mixed in with his coffee at least? Or just Oh yeah. No, no, no, it'd be mixed in with his coffee. I'm taking his coffee cup, OK? Obviously, yeah, I'm not going. To share my, you know, macchiato or whatever the fuck I'm going
to drink, you know? I'm not a coffee person, you know I. Wasn't I didn't start drinking coffee until I was, you know, 43. Yeah, I tried to avoid caffeine, but when I do go get coffee, I get one of those like really girly drinks. Oh yeah, 'cause. I'm a basic bitch at heart. Well, you know, I always like the mom and pop coffee shops around us. So you can pay $12.00 instead of four look. Bitch so I can get higher quality besides the fake shit. No, I'm just kidding.
I like real whipped cream, you know? But anywho, yeah, Creme brulee, you have to try that. I can't even spell that word. OK. Sweet Jesus. OK, all right. So anyway, so Tony wrote me. Hi Tony. I think Barbie really cracks herself up. I do. I think I'm the funniest person on earth. Oh my God, you're totally the funniest, right? All right, so Mistress, I was on vacation last week so I missed all the episodes, but I'm I'm back at work today and I love playing cat shop.
I'm absolutely loving you and Barbie together. Thank you. Isn't that nice? I start the new job next week, so then I'll have a better idea of what my schedule be like going forward. Talking about piss. I've never done anything with piss before, but I'd be willing to try some coffee and piss for you, Mistress. Aw, Tony. He wants to drink your piss coffee. How sweet. Is I love you, Tony? Yeah, Tony is a sexy motherfucker too. Is he? He is.
He is really sexy. So then my favorite couple that comes to the party is one of my favorite couples because we've got a lot of favorite couples. Every couple is our favorite couple. Not all of them. Some of them are motherfuckers, but. I got a DM about piss today so we can we can circle back to that. Ohh you wanna you wanna go ahead and tell me that we. Can, but we can I can tell it after your story. Alright, 'cause we don't have to go in order. Alright, OK, that's true.
We don't. Hey Mia, sounds like the party went well. I hate we missed it. Looking forward to seeing you all soon. I have a suggestion for a podcast episode as it's something that we struggle with and would love some advice on. I'm sure there are other people who would find it helpful too. Now they have told me that in their arrangement, they're both kind of switch, but she's found herself that she's become more
dominant. And you know, when I met them, I could tell, you know, who really was a Dom sub in the situation. And he's very submissive. And what was funny was I immediately when they came down after this last party, they came over the next day just to like, visit. And, you know, at this point, we're in the sunlight, we're in the daytime, we're by the pool. And he immediately goes down. He just glances at my feet real quick. And I was like, pervert, you little subway.
Yeah, pervert, Why you looking at my toes, you dirty fucker? But you know, he does that clearly because he likes feet. And he didn't realize I caught him and in the conversation I said look, I already know you like feet. I got you looking at my feet. But anyway, I thought it was funny, but the question she asked me was how to incorporate
kink into daily life. When regular vanilla life is creating resistance such as work schedule, kids, family, limited times for scenes, etcetera, the dynamic has transitioned from switching to my husband being more submissive and myself being more dominant. I especially struggle with keeping my dominant side active and using it. I'm still a switch occasionally, but it doesn't fit well into our dynamic anymore as I don't crave to be submissive very often.
We're trying to transition into this new dynamic and can keep it going for about a week and then it just seems to fizzle out for a while until something sparks interests again. Yeah, she said. I hope that makes sense. Yeah, it does. So you can give your take on it if you like and then I'll throw my 2. Cents I'm trying to think like, you know, incorporating it into your everyday life, especially like when there's like other people around that you can't necessarily know, like have no,
you do things. You can always wear things people can't see, you know what I mean? Like he can always wear something small, like a little lock around his like, you know, neck or something, and you have the key or even like if you wanted to be crazy, he could even be somewhat caged and you can cold as key and he can go to work with that fucking cage on and you can have that key with you and you can send him little pictures of it during the day. Be like have your key, like stuff like that.
Or you know, you can wear sexy underwear or make him wear shit you know. Yeah, how about making him wear panties? That's. What I'm saying make him wear panties. Yeah, make him wear a little bralette or something like that. Yeah, right. You can even write like your name on his back and when he goes to work, like his name's on there. I mean, your name's on there. So you know like you claim him like property of so and so. Right, right. Even with like Sharpie put it
over the top. Put it on his thighs, and every time he, like, goes to the bathroom, he can see it, you know? Yeah, Something fun like that. Yeah. You can get him a little matching like chain bracelets that aren't that are very discreet but he'll know what they. Are you know exactly? There's there's plenty of like discreet things you can do to keep it going and also y'all can text each other and be kinky during the day. So what? The. Fuck are you doing? Sorry, we have Charles in the
corner doing charades. He didn't want a mic, but now he wants to put in his input and now he's in the corner waving his arms. We gave him a, We gave him the option for a. Mic and he said no. He just wanted to listen and say I said write it on his pubis, and you're doing the little motion there like you cross your belly. So Charles, what would you have her write on? On his belly? Yeah. OK. Yeah, yeah, right. It's sexy.
Yeah, stuff like that or like they typically you see like more girls wearing it because girls wear more necklaces, but they even make really discreet like collar type necklaces that like you can wear out. Like I know there's some like Infinity collars that you only know it's a collar if you know like kink, everybody else will just think it's a necklace. You know, you can always do stuff like that too.
And then, you know, text each other, be a little kinky over text, you know, that's kind of fun as well. Yeah, You know, I think that those are all really good tips. I think, you know, if you want to take it up the next level, you know, on a Friday night, fucking drug his ass and the next morning he's chained to the bed. The next level, Mia said. Take it to the next level and skip like 8 levels we went from. Maybe wear a pair of panties to
get roofied. A little Benadryl goes a long way, little Zana. Remind me? Not to accept drinks from you. I'll wake up in the slave box. I can't leave now, bitch. But you know, it's I'm joking aside, but I'm really not. I am here of my own free will, I promise. You know, my husband and I had that dynamic. You know, I've also I always. Like drugging him I. Have drugged him once before. CNC kind of it was. Fun. He wanted it. We we planned it. Ahead of time. Randomly.
I'd hope so. He told me that was his fantasy, and that's what. Happened. I feel like that's kind of similar to people who are in the kidnapping. Abduction, it was, you know, it was an adult and yes, I've done that before, but it was, you know, it was a fun scene. That's what they wanted. So, Charles, is there a way that I fucked with you that it's kind of like a mind fuck Jesus, like Barbie's giving you the mic and. I'm trying to point it at him from across the road like here
boy. Get up and talk into microphone. Yeah, You a little bit broken, weren't you? Broken down. And you know Charleston. That's so fucking funny. I was already broken when we met. What the fuck? Oh my God, it didn't. It did not take much work. Oh. God, you know what it? Was Charles is just like, you know, I'm 48 years old. I've been through so much shit. I have fucked so many women. It's kind of like I'm just going to program myself to. Like I'm just going to go sit in the corner, man.
Do you need something while I'm out? But you know, I, it really just goes back to connection And I, I like the banana couple because they have such a cool energy about them and they're so sweet. You know, they grew up in a small town. They live in a small town. You know, they work for their families. And, you know, they said to switch it up a lot of times they would, you know, they would draw.
I forget what they were doing. They were like drawing names or whatever what they were doing, whether it was a switch or Dom for that night or, you know, sub or Dom, yeah, they would switch it up. I don't remember what they said they did specifically, but ultimately she's so cute. She's talking about me. I'm just kidding. She's talking about her little dog.
I got to take a picture of that, but but ultimately, you know, they're such a cool couple and their dynamic is just so sweet and and it's endearing because they want to make it special for one another, you know, and that's.
Really, effort is the biggest thing in any relationship, especially in sex life, because anytime you hear about people, especially vanilla people's, like sex life issues, it can always seem like it'd be fixed if like one or both parties just put in more effort or even took the time to ask what the other person wants or like, you know, what they're interested in, you
know? It's so cool that this couple is like actively searching for advice to make their sex life more appealing and to make it more fun for both of them. And the fact that they're exploring enough to even change the dynamic over time. Because I feel like sometimes people get so stuck in their one dynamic and they stop exploring 'cause they just stay there and they get bored of it. But the fact that they're continuously exploring and evolving is like, really cool. Yeah, absolutely.
You know, and the fact that, you know, programming his mind to be a submissive in a sense, you know, it's so new to to both of them that to me, I think that's, there's a lot of technique to that. Yeah. You know. Make him pack the lunches if that's what y'all do. Yeah, make him, make him make. Him be a little housemaid. Exactly. Make him do things that you know are so. Make him drop you off and pick you up from work, even if it's
out of his way. Listen to Barbie like she's not even a serious relationship and man. She's hopping this shit out. That's great though. Those are fabulous ideas. Make your husband your servant. I'm just kidding. Yeah, you know what's really funny is, you know, I'll tell my husband, you know, just random shit. And he's like, really? Is there anything else I can do? I'm like, oh, abso fucking lutely. Here, let me give you a list, little bitch. You mean my houseboy?
Shut the fuck up. You know, he'll sometimes he'll kind of step back and of course it's after he has an orgasm, you know, the same day. And I'm like, you remember how privileged you were that I fucked you? You remember how privileged you were that I put you in the back bed or tied you up? You remember these things, then he it just clicks on him very, very quickly, like.
Oh, see, I do that with my guy friends, but they don't get anything from me. Yeah, I'm just, I'll call them and I'll be like, hey, I have to put something up, can you come over and do that? And they'll just be like, yeah, sure. I'm just like, OK, cool. So I love having people like that. My big suggestion is tease and denial. Don't let him come. Yeah, yeah, don't let him come. Let him be submissive. It's also so much fun. It is. It is right.
It is. It's fun for both parties because you know you feel desired because he wants you and then he feels he wants you because you know he wants you. And that's just, it's just such a fun dynamic. It's so cool. I feel like there's like a million things you could do with it. Some control the fucking orgasms, you know, make him right before he comes. Let him know this is a fucking
privilege. And you know, I keep wanting to call her by her name, and I'm not going to say her name, but Miss Banana, you need to control every fucking aspect of his life and you need to make little parts of his life miserable at times. Charles laughs, and he knows that I'm right. You know, it's winter time. Make him wear those fucking stockings under his pants. You know do. Things like I said, a cage.
There you go, you can. Buy the non like insane cages that are just slightly uncomfortable you know? Absolutely. But that that's kind of a lot of guys think that's being as hot, like getting caged and you having the key. 100 percent, 100%. So now, yes, tell us what you're going to tell us about the piss play. Oh, it wasn't a big story, but I posted a picture on fat like I think last night actually.
And it was me and two friends. And obviously if you listen to the podcast, you know, we're all Goths and we had our crazy makeup on. And I said something like, it was a really stupid caption. I was drinking wine and I said hot Goths near you looking for someone to sacrifice. I saw that I commented on it. And I'll pull it up. So I got I got a few DMS over it, but I will say I'll start with the PIS one, then I'll go to the other one. But you. You all look dynamite in it.
Thank you really. Did I? I'm 98% sure this person has messaged me before but I can't remember. But they said can I set up a session with the three goth goddesses. Mind you, my two friends do not like, they're not dominatrixes or anything. They're just there where you kick me, beat me with belts and whips and I drink all of your golden showers. I was like, well, that's a lot. That's a lot. But you know what, Barbie and I will do that. Mia will do that.
Oh, do you still have a problem with being? I don't know. I haven't done it yet. We'll see how I feel later. You know I was going. To it's so hit or miss for me to tell if I'm going to be OK with it or not. Depends on the day and then this guy. Depends on the day I love. It this guy is a Dom and his profile talks about how dominant he is and then the message title is will you hurt me? And then the message is, I have a need to release a part of my
soul that I don't want anymore. A good feel. Can you stop I'm talking please now I'm going to start over please. This Dom messaged me going will you hurt me? I have a need to release a part of my soul that I don't want anymore and a good female Dom is my best solution. Please dominate me Mistress. Why are you listed as a Dom? List yourself as a sweat. Oh, girlfriend. If you're going to be in my DMS, will you hurt me? Stand the fuck up.
No, she, no, I'm just kidding. I'm being mean 'cause I think it's funny. Oh, it is hilarious. Oh, it's it's since we're doing DMSI got this DM from this girl. And the way it was worded, it sounded like someone was running the account for her. Like listen how she worded it. I wanted to ask if you're looking for a sub of any kind. Here's my and then they said here's blank stats. I'm not gonna say her name, but it's written in third person.
And then she goes height 54 weight 150 I she likes loving, caring, but is most importantly wants to be dominated, loves meteorology, nature and long walks sexuality, pansexual. But I would so I responded and I don't usually respond to people, but I'm so curious because the profile is also worded like this is ran by somebody. They're like if you're interested in any of the slaves like something like what the fuck is this? So I respond being like, hey,
thanks for the message. Who am I talking to? Like, is she running this account? And then she's like, oh, yeah, I run this account. I was just trying to be quirky. And I was like, well, girl, I thought I was talking to like, a vending machine or something. I had no clue what was happening there. I thought someone was trying to sell me something. I got scared. Girlfriend, she wrote. Me too. Did she really?
She did same thing. She did, yeah, but I have her number and I exchanged text messages with her. She's. Cute. I'm not judging. Her, but the message Beautiful. The message threw me off hard because of how it's written. Here's her stats. Like we're talking about like a third party. And I was like. Well, you know, here's the thing. And you know, a lot of trans people do this.
Yeah, they'll say transfer. Contacts they'll say I have, I have my dead name and a lot of times they'll talk about themselves in third person with yeah. Because their profile was like so and so's back and I, I was just, well, I mainly asked because I wanted to make sure I wasn't speaking to an existing dynamic. Yeah. Because I do like that kind of stuff. Disclosed. Yeah. Because it's fine if your partner runs your FET and like goes to and talks to people for you. That's fine.
That is a big part of people's dynamics. Yes, I need to know because I don't. Because if I'm think I'm talking to her but in real life I'm talking to her boyfriend or her girlfriend. Like I need to know who I'm speaking with. That was actually something I asked her to. I didn't say that, but I said So what dynamic would or what part would your girlfriend be playing?
Yeah, there was something about the girlfriend in there and I think I just got confused by it all, but she was really sweet. I haven't responded to her again just because I haven't thought of anything, but is she like interested in booking or was she just looking for? She's actually looking for a lifestyle fun, like friends, you know, play. I wouldn't mind. I was going to message her because I don't really play with people I don't know.
And I was going to tell her like, hey, I mean, if you want to come to the parties and you we want to get to know each other over time, we can consider that. Because I really, I don't play with strangers. I'm pretty consistent about that too. Yeah, You know, she's mid 20s. She's a college student and her girlfriend is actually in another state in college, and she doesn't drive. She said she grew up in a very strict home. I said, oh honey, I will teach
you how to drive. It's a trans girl that's sad and. It's that's crazy. Well, maybe we can scoop her up, bring her to some party. That's what I said. Look, see. Yeah, we want to bring her in the. Fold. Well, yeah, and, and my whole thing about not playing with like random people, it's just a personal preference. Oh no, that's fine. I I told her that I'm more than happy to do like a BDSM scene
with. Her Oh yeah, I'll do normal stuff with her, but I don't get into like those true lifestyle dynamic stuff until I'm like close her friends with somebody. She sent me a hot little. Video she asked me if I wanted some and I'll this should I say yes and you did right? I didn't. I haven't responded yet. You got to She sent me. One I don't pay. For that. I don't pay for fat. No, no, no, no. Oh, it was a text message. She sent it to me. I gave her my phone number, OK.
Cool. Yeah, she sent me a little booty bump. You know, little little booty bounce. Yeah, there was nothing wrong with what she sent. It just confused me. Well, I told, I told her that my sub boy, my little foot boy over here would want to hit that. I think about 58% of everyone at your party would hit that. Yeah, say 80%, quite truthfully. I mean a hot blonde girl like walks in. Yeah, and. We're going to beat off people with a stick. And her words were yeah.
Especially she's like you want pics and videos on my girl. Yeah, her words were. I've got enough cake to go around. I bet she does. I bet she does, right? She, sure enough, does OK. Maybe she'll enjoy the glory hole then. Naughty, naughty. I love that. That'd be some hot videos. We got to, we got to set that. She want to be in the girl on girl section. Throw a little Dick in the neck. Right, yeah, she said.
She's pansexual. They like Charles is rubbing his hands like I need a good blowjob. And pansexuals like everybody too. Right, they're down to clown. More down than the bisexuals. Absolutely. I always joke that pansexuals and bisexuals are the same thing. You just pick whatever flag you like better. They're they're basically the same thing. Yeah. Pansexuality kind of came around back in the day when people still thought bisexuality didn't
include trans people. But now bisexuality has and always will, like, include transsexual people. So now they're basically the same thing. I think there's very small differences, but the, the Venn diagram of some of the sexualities overlap so hard. So it's kind of down to like what you just want to identify as. Yeah. That's why I always joke. You just pick whatever color flag you like the best because it all it's so. True because it's so true. I'm a little buy bracelet.
That's hilarious. I love it. So there was a question that Charles had and and we were talking about this and he's like, what would you consider a body count? Would it be penetration? Would it just be oral? You know, would it be if it's, you know, actual intercourse, would it be, you know, full of penetration? Would you consider?
I feel like I feel like whatever, I guess, like then like if you go into like, oh, penetration within lesbians, I feel like specifically with like girl on girl or like femme on femme sex. If you're both like eating each other out to like completion, y'all both been inside each other, whether with implements with your fingers, like I count that as sex. Like if you're both giving each other like oral and you're fully naked and it's a bunch of stuff
happening like that's sex. Like I feel like it's not classified the same as like, you know, a boy and girl having sex because there's penetration or like two guys. So it's a little different, but I that's how I would count it. You know what I mean? Like if someone folks with a strap like a girl, that's sex. That's just how girls have sex. You know what? I. Mean. Yeah, Yeah. That's how I feel about. It I think you said earlier, rubbing bits together. Yeah, if your bits touch, that's
sex. Yeah, bumping uglies. That's why they call it that. Well, Charles, I think your numbers just went up. Specifically with like if there's two people with vaginas, I that's that's my rule for if you slept with them. Yeah, like scissoring. It's it's sad. You know, a lot of my lesbian friends have told me scissoring just does not work. I've never tried it but they say it's a lot of work and that it's mostly like show and I'm like Makes for good videos I guess.
Well, you know, I think it would be really cool if they had like a like a double headed dildo doing the scissoring I mean. That like they make these grinding pads now, like for masturbation that you can like strap to a pillow. I wonder if you could put something like that in there. That'd be really cool. Have you ever scissored anybody, Mia? Oh, absolutely. Really. Oh yeah. Did it work for you? No. No, now it was more or less we're rubbing each others clits,
so yeah. Yeah, it's like you could do that easier with your. Hands. Exactly. Exactly. I think more just the the ceremony of it is what was high, you know? Whenever I would get involved with a woman, for some reason I always got, you know, beautiful black women because I love black women. But they were all fucking pillow princesses. Yeah, I don't like. Pillow princesses. Yeah, so many of them were and. And they acted just like dudes.
It was like after that orgasm, it's like, yeah, OK, I'm done. Yeah, I, I like, I like people who put an effort. So like if I'm putting an effort, you put an effort. But we were just doing like the Tinder thing, you know, It was a hit at our, you know. Those are the kind of girls that need the like the touch me knots. You know what I mean? That I told you about. Yeah, yeah. I've noticed like girls who are used to like masculine lesbians are like that.
Like girls who are used to dating like real Butch girls and stuff Like they, they kind of fall into that little bit of a gender role where the Butch usually doesn't like getting touched and but the femme does. So it kind of ends up being like pillow Princess territory. But I've also never understood the appeal of being a pillow Princess. Yeah, I don't know. But you know, when you're describing it like that, I was more or less the Butch in the
relationship. Well, I've had hookup, like not hookups, but I've had times where I've like slept with like one of my partners and like, I was more of a pillow Princess just like, but like not all the time. Like there'd be like sometimes I'm like, I'm just gonna lay here, bitch. You do whatever you need to do. I'm tired. But like, I couldn't imagine being like that every time. Like just get bored. Yeah, it get it get really monotonous. It makes me feel like they don't like sex.
Yeah, like, I don't know, I I was involved with someone and he would always like to see me with other women. Well, we had a long distance relationship. A cook a bit. Yeah, he was very much a cock. So I would record, you know, my relations with men and women and that kind of thing. But yeah, yeah. He loved that shit and it was fun. But eventually I was just like, yeah, you know, women are great. And I consider myself a little bi. Yeah, maybe a little pan, however you want to describe it,
you know? But ultimately, you want some of that Dick. Yeah. You know well. You can have a genital preference and still be bisexual. Exactly you can. And I tell people that all the time because I do I, I prefer like Dick, honestly. I was gonna say, you know, when it comes to oral though, I always like to feel a man's face versus a woman's. Yeah. It's bit of the. But the power thing? For me, maybe so.
I think I like when I think I like when men go down on me a bit more, not because men are quote, UN quote better at it, but because it's it's it feels more powerful. Like, yeah, get down there, bitch with a girl. I'm like, oh, sorry, Ally. You know, one of my friends from school that we we were close friends for the longest time after I got married, for some reason she thought it would be
cool to come in my bathroom. I was taking a shower and like basically try to molest me in the shower. After you got married or after? After I got married and I was like, no, and she's just straight up stripper and I really love her and care about her, but I just wasn't down with that, you know? Yeah. It's just not fun. I don't. It's not I, I will say like, you know, girls, I think maybe because I've, I've always been like, queer in some sense.
I never understood it, but I never understood straight girls who basically, like, are all over each other. It's literally insane. Like, I used to know straight girls that would, like, cuddle naked when they slept, like out of each other's house. I'm like, oh, we're just friends. Or like they would change in front of each other and just be naked and grab each other's tits. And I'm like, Oh my God. Maybe I think of it differently because I'm actually attracted
to women. So it means something if I'm like, engaging with. Yeah. But I always thought that was so weird. And I'm always like, I feel like they're closeted. Because yeah. What like I knew girls who would full on and make out with their best friends the second alcohol touched their bloodstream. And I'm like, you are bisexual. Like just I've said this a million Times Now. The world would be a better place if people just admitted
they were bisexual, but I don't. I've never been a fan of like unwanted touch, even from like my girlfriends and stuff. Like I never liked when girls would smack my butt or like grab at my butt or sit on my lap or hang off of me like some of my really close friends. I don't mind like cuddling for watching a movie, but not like intense spoon like romantic cuddling. It's more like I have my arm around you and I have my head on you. Like, just like friendly stuff. Friendly stuff.
I've never. I had a girl in high school once run up behind me and smack me on the ass and it triggered such a primal fight or flight in me. I was like, you are so lucky I saw who you were because I almost freaked out on you because. Yeah. For me, it feels it's the same if a man does it. Yeah, like it. Even in the club. Like if a girl's like trying to be nice and she, like, touches me, it feels the same as if a man did it. And I'm like, you got it. You cannot touch me like that.
And I'm not allowed to act the same. Yeah, because, oh, it's a girl. Girl. Gay men do it too. Well, I hate when gay men touch. Me, I hate that. Yeah, oh, I just don't like don't touch strangers. Let's fun fact PSA don't touch strangers. So true. I think we're going to end it on that now. So informative. So if there's topics that you as our listeners want to listen to and what Barbie and I would discuss, let's get down to it, yeah.
We'll do it. Feel free to send us the messages on FET with some topics. What's your Fetlife name? Oh, Mistress Mia Ray. Yep, and I'm B under score Barbie. There you go. Feel free to cuss us out there. OK, all right bitches. Until then, may all your fantasies become. Reality.