Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have with me Kylie the lesbian. Hi. They know you as Kylie the Lesbian. They. Do Kylie the virgin lesbian? It's it's known now. It is known. It is very known it. Is known the myth, the legend? Who is coming to the mic for one specific reason? So drum roll. So Kylie is. Not a virgin anymore when? I called Kylie, she texts me this today, in fact, and you text me and I was like, whoa,
wait a minute. I can't visually read this. I've got to hear it with my own ear to the phone. And I called you and I said, wait a minute, what was this? An actual man penis? And you're like, yes, I. Texted it and I was like she would like to know and fun fact I've been holding on to this information for a little bit and I was like OK the next time I see Mia I'm gonna let her know. But then I was like you know what I'm just gonna text it And so I texted her. Side note, felt like you would
want to know. No longer the lesbian virgin. I get a text that just says go. This is no way with like 4 exclamation points and then I get a phone call and I start laughing so hard because I'm literally about to text it back and text up the bag and she calls. She's like, no, I, I had to call for this one. I did. I was like an actual man penis because when you talked about this before, like, Oh yeah, I get a freeway watching college and I'm like, OK, it was a dildo. Shut the fuck up.
Dildos are not the same. And you know, Barbie and I did an episode the other day, I posted it and she and I were talking about I always tease her, tease Barbie because I'm like size queen. She's like, am I really a size queen? I'm like Barbie, you have a 13 inch like manhandler Dick dildo and she's like, but come on, you
know, like no big deal. She actually whipped it out in front of someone who has a fucking sex store and she's like, wait a minute, was that was that the new Doc Johnson? And she said, you know, sure. Yeah, that's what I have. That's great. I love that for Barbie. Yes, and mine is not that big. I will say mine are lower than that. But, you know, goals, goals. She says she does have smaller ones.
She says they're not all big, but I think all women are like that because I was talking to Layla London. She does the Curious Girl Diary podcast and she's like, she saves the big one. Her like her big one for just a wild night. She's like, yeah, I'll just, I break out the big one because, you know, I don't want to stretch my pussy out too much. Right.
Like that's the main reason that I haven't like gotten too big because I'm like, I'll stick with this 9 because like, yeah, it's thick, but you know, later down the line I might want thicker and I don't want to be ruined. You know, like what if it doesn't bounce back like you got do kegels? Like you sit I. Do, but it's not do the bigger you get. I'm telling you, you got it. You just suck in the kegels. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze that vagina, you know, like
sitting here right now. I'm squeezing. Come on, you know. I know so many things about Mia guys that I don't want to know. Like y'all hear some stuff but y'all don't know this shit she talks about when y'all aren't there. Well, fuck you too, Kylie. All right, so I got to know. I got to know about this Dick. OK, so was it so good that you're like, OK, I'm no longer a virgin. I'm no longer a lesbian.
I'm a little personal, no, OK, look, it was not as bad as I thought it was going to be, but it was not as good as me. It makes it look seemed like, like she made it seem like it was the Holy Grail and I'm over here like that. Great. It really didn't remind me much difference of a dildo when it was actually inside me. However, I will say that giving a VJ is completely different from a dildo. Completely different and about 10 times better. I will admit, I'll probably end
up doing that again. Yeah, that's a star. I don't know so much about the vaginal. We'll see. The feeling of it coming inside you is completely different from a dildo in this aspect of it actually. Like you can feel it, it dildo, it pulls out hard. It's it's it's hard in and out. It just comes out hard. Yeah, men don't do that. No, I was not prepared for that. I was, I was not mentally prepared at all for that whatsoever. I was like, he was like, are you OK?
And I'm like, no, no, I'm not. This is weird. Yeah, it's different, isn't it? It's. Completely different I'm. Like, Oh my God. I've had some people, someone I'm just like, how do women do this all the time? Like I'm just like, how do you feel that all the time and not be completely grossed out? I don't get it. I haven't figured it out. So the the actual semen grossed you out. No, the getting it, the coming out soft is what grossed me out. That was that was a gross feeling.
I was like OK so kindly. School. Yeah, Lesbian. Conclusion Still lesbian for. Sure, lesbian. OK, but here's the deal. Not all men do that. Not all men go soft after they come. Some men, even after they have an orgasm, they're hard and they stay hard. So that I'm just throwing that out there that all men are different. So when doing interviews, I need to know if you stay hard after you orgasm because if not, you cannot go in there because that was disgusting and I'll never do
that again or they'll. Have to pull out before they have an orgasm or that they go flaccid, yeah. Or that Either way, yeah. But we ain't doing that again. That was gross. OK, all right, all right. If you could see this. Face right? It's like you've got something like bad, like a, like a live octopus in your mouth. You know, you're like, yeah, like what came out of my fussy. So gross. I was like it was so gross. Had it went out, had it came out hard, it was probably would have been fine.
But when it came out South, I was like how do women do this all the time? I don't how do women do this all the time? Like how do men? I can't. It didn't go on my butt, but I cannot imagine it being in my butt like that would have been. I don't think I could have survived. I think I would have had to walk out. I think that would have been. In all right, so you're gonna walk me through this a little bit because I I don't necessarily need the visual, but I just need.
You want the visual but. I do. I want a visual. I want, I want to understand. From pictures or it didn't happen. Listen, listen, if if you fucked a hot 20 something year old, which by the way, like my number, it must be 28 because I have had so many fucking 28 year olds in the last month come flocking to Mia and be like Mistress Mia, I want to be your personal slave. And I'm like fuck, maybe. So yes, you know, because 21, hey, 18 or older, I'm good. I'm not. I'm not talking about you.
Talk about me. Oh. About you Oh. If they ain't thirty, I mean it, the lowest I will go is 27. If they ain't 27 or up, I. Come on, Kylie, listen to me. Listen. I need them older. No. I do. Listen, they can be mentally older, like my husband's like a grandpa mentally, but let me tell you, fucks like a fucking racehorse. And that's what I'm saying. You get a young guy who's man he is popping that shit and he has got stamina and he wants to come like 3 times in a row without getting soft.
Fuck yeah, that's what you need, young fucking bull. Just saying. Kylie is looking at me like she is so uncomfortable right now. I don't do younger ever. I'm 2427 is about as young as I'm getting. That is as close to my age range as I'm getting. Oh my gosh. 30 and up is preferred. Listen, I'm. Glad you got a real deck. That's what I'm happy about. That's what I'm happy about. OK, so did you, did you write it or did you get fucked from behind? What were the positions here?
All of the above. All of the above. OK, right on, right on. So did you like? Writing the deck that I came in here last time and I told you I don't ride and that's because riding a dildo is incredibly complicated. Hersa legs not at all fun. OK, sure it's not, but then a real one that is 10 times harder then riding a dildo. I was like, why are people doing this when they have dildos? It's just as hard. It's actually harder because that thing's like, it's like, no
things are. Backwards cowgirl. We tried, I couldn't. We couldn't get it in OK, we couldn't. We couldn't figure. Out. So you need a bigger Dick then? I mean I always need them bigger. Like it's Helle. Figures, figures always better God. Yeah, I trust me. Trust me, I've seen a big Dick this past week and I was like. I don't feel that way when I've seen it, but OK. Yeah, no, you hadn't seen the right Dick. I'm just saying we need you need to expand the horizon.
And yeah, the next event we go to, I will scream through some cocks, men. I'm just saying. Now you're. Looking at me like what? Yeah. All right, so this is a good Dick for you to try this one. Just. Go through the list I want do a lineup. Fuck yeah, do a fucking lineup they want to fuck. They're going to show me their goddamn Dicks. Like, don't hold back your laughter. You're fucking laughing your ass up.
Laugh at that shit. I'm just telling you, you want a guy who has shaved, you know, or at least trimmed everything and you don't want hairy balls. Men, women do not like hairy balls. It's like sucking on wire. No one likes it. You look at me funny again. Why are you? Putting the balls in. Mouth because sometimes men like their balls in your mouth. People have bought Yes, yes. I'm still a lesbian guy. I just want it's like. Putting pussy lips in your mouth. That is not the same thing.
Well, that's what men are. I mean men. Men are butts. A man's Dick is a clit and their surrounding is yes, you know, you got the labia. Just saying just. Saying the cooter fell out. And you know, I mean, you're fucking chicks and sometimes there's some pretty ugly pussies out there. Like I've seen a fucking lot of ugly pussies on Fat Life. They are all beautiful in their own ways. Oh my God, shut up, lesbian. Anyway, that's what I say about this. I can hear on opposing side.
I'm advocate for the cops. But anyway, for women. I know you're advocate for women. That's OK. You're only 8% of my listeners. Well. That's why you put lesbians on. I know. Draw the crowd. Yes, all the men want to hear what the aspects of a lesbian life and their sex life is about.
So true story the other day I had people, I guess I post video, post stuff on fat life all the time and I got and I get messages from men quite frequently and a lot of them I just immediately tell them like I'm all the way gay. No chance some will leave me alone. Someone be like, oh, let's just talk and be friends or whatever. Some will later down the line try, but I had one the other day
that was very direct. He's like, I understand you're a lesbian, which it's always going to be interesting when they start with I know you're a lesbian because it's either going to be something super sexual or just something stupid or funny. This was one of the funny ones. He goes, I know you're a lesbian, but I was wondering if I could send you a picture of my cock. And I was like, I'm all the way gay, honey, I don't look at
those. And he goes, oh, I just wanted to see what a lesbian thought of it. And I was like, I'm gonna tell you right now. Don't show true lesbians your Dick randomly because they will hurt your feelings. He did ask. Like I said, he was one of the funny ones. He wasn't one of the more inappropriate ones. But I will say on Fat Life, I don't get a whole lot of unsolicited Dick pics. I think one or two maybe, but very few, very few, which is minus the profile pictures which
you know. Yeah, yeah. You know, I think that there's certain men who know how to be artistic, you know, with their genitals and those are the kinds you appreciate. But when you have and honestly, women are the same way because I mean, I really, I don't think all pussies are pretty. I mean, I think there's some that are really nice, but there's somewhere they think it's cool to like spread everything. And I don't want to look inside their vaginal hole.
I don't want to see what their walls of their vagina look like. I don't want to see what their asshole looks like Spread and I'm not yuck and Yum so OK I'm just saying I don't want to see it. Yeah, I just.
You know, I just don't and so I'll mute them because I don't want to see it. Same thing with the dude and he is just and if guy is unattractive and he posts a picture and it's like hairy balls, you know, gut hanging out laying in bed like, you know, I look in there, you know, but again, if you can only see Patty.
'S face right now. I'm just saying there's men that think it's OK that, you know, women want to see this and they just don't, you know, But I often tell dudes I'm like, look, if you're over 40 and you've never been married, there's a reason. And usually it's a personality issue and that you have no game, you know, I'm just saying.
Yeah. And, and nine times out of 10, if they're showing stupid pictures on fat, again, there's a reason why you're saying, and I love all men, but I'm just saying there's a reason why you're not married. There's a reason why you're not in a committed relationship. Not but also you got to remember that not everyone wants to be married or be in a committed relationship. All men want to have some type of relationship because they need a woman to guide them. All men do, I'm telling.
You interesting? I don't know enough about men, so I'm going to take your word for it. Bitch, I'm the queen of this shit, you know this. I know it's possible to take your word for it. Yeah, I mean men are lost puppy dogs and a. Sweet man to the Memonium. It is. When I learn how to speak English, you're.
OK. But, you know, and it's a sweet concept, Yeah. Like I said, if they're lost in life, they need a strong woman to help them, you know, either be supportive or lead them or guide them, you know? It's a sweet concept. Yeah, I mean, they come out of their mama's womb and they're still trying to crawl up into another. Another one. I'm just saying. I'm just saying I'm doing the same thing I mean. You want to get back in Mama's womb? Not hers, but I mean I wouldn't
mind getting in a couple. I mean if I think I could reach that farms. Where do you see yourself? At this point, you're. Because you're ready to explore with other men. I am I, I'm ready to explore with other men. I've been thinking about exploring other men as far as aspects of playing for about two months now. I was like, let's try men out. Let's let's, let's see how that area plays. And I mean, I am mostly submissive.
So I was like, obviously we're gonna have to find more dominant men, but there's a lot of submissive men out there too. And my brain just goes, you know, that's a man at my beck and call. It is. I'm just might have to start trying that. But it's also like, it's not that I'm necessarily new to topping. It's just that I'm a little bit more new to like the domination part of it.
But I know the skills. It's more of like, I'm still a little nervous because I don't know how they'll respond because what if they decide to not listen? What if they decide, you know, I still have that big fear of that. But I will say that I'm less afraid of the Dick now at least. OK, so back up to you're afraid to dominate a man because you're afraid he's not going to listen, right? He's not going to listen. You kick his ass out and that's how simple it is.
You don't want to cooperate with me. Get the fuck. Out. That's it. I don't know that I have the balls for that bitch you. Gotta have balls. You gotta have balls if you're eating pussy all the fucking time, OK? I'm just saying don't be intimidated by man. That's not how life it is. Don't be in fear of the rejection of them not listening. To you, and I mean. Male Subs are like female Subs, right? Yeah. They want attention when they want it.
They're needy and when they're horny, God forbid, you just have to accommodate them otherwise they're going to whine like a little bitch. Yep, that's yeah. That's how sub is, right? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's very true. Like I said, I've never actually, I still haven't actually had an experience with a male sub. I mean, I've talked to one or two like on Fed, but I had one that was going to go pretty far and then one that I really, really considered it.
But then I was just like, no, but I haven't actually had like met up with 1 yet thus far. I probably will at some point, but I don't. It's just like trying to get over the intimidation of men and being alone with a man, you know, in that aspect and like fear that he won't listen to fear. The boundaries were disrespected. And I mean, I have the same fear with women, but I guess I'm just so used to women that like, it's like, I'm not afraid to tell him to fuck off, you know?
I'm not afraid of what they're going to do, but I am still very afraid of what a man would do if I tell them to just fuck off. I think is the big thing. It's just lack of experience. OK, well here's the thing to weigh out. So there's two types of male Subs. There's the genuine kind who are willing to be cooperative and act like an adult and follow through with what they say. Yeah, it's just a man's integrity. But if they're not, then they're the opposite.
They basically just want to use you for sex, use you for what they can get, and then they'll leave. Yeah. You know, but what it all boils down to is you can't be in fear of rejection. You have to say you are the shit, because what man doesn't want to fuck a woman who is pretty much a virgin still, you know? Yeah, And if he takes advantage of that, then fuck him. You don't need him. That's. True, that's. It I'm telling you, I've been with over 1000 men. I know. I know how this works.
And men, I love men, but they're fucking stupid. They're stupid. They think with their Dick, but either they listen or they don't. And if you remember when you and I talked about this after the last party, you were gracious enough. You came over, you helped me. We had a great afternoon. We're talking, and I said, you know, if you've never been with a man before, you should probably find a man who is a submissive, someone who's sweet and kind and has feminine
aspects to him. Yeah, yeah, I'm telling. You that's that's a good route to take and you'll be amazed at some of the submissive men that you might find that you'll click with 'cause you wanna click with somebody. Yeah, before you fuck em. Obviously. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I get the point. Yeah, you get the point. I have just been like, you wanna fuck? And we did. But you know. And you could always meet somebody here in the dungeon. I don't come. First dungeon. Do what I don't.
Come to the dungeon very often. No, my dungeon. Oh yeah, my. Dungeon if you say, hey, me, I'm I'm what? I want to meet this guy off that. You know, if you don't want to meet him out in public at a coffee, I'll, you know, I'll be the third person. You can come bring him over to the dungeon. You can sit and talk and go from there. OK. Yeah, I appreciate. That yeah, you don't have to be intimidated to go meet anybody, 'cause I know it's intimidating, 'cause you're a small stature woman.
Yes, yes, I'm very. Little Yeah, you're I get it. I've done that for some of my friends. I'm like, yeah, come on, we'll meet by the pool. Yeah, you know, keep it casual. Yeah, eventually we'll see. We'll see where it leads. Definitely gonna definitely like the blowjob things 100% gonna be happening at some point. Like that's not even a question. The sub we'll see, but. Do you like second deck? Yes, that was yeah, that was great. That was great.
It was fantastic at the women are like it's so gross. I'm like, no, it's not no, it's not. See, I've done it with dildos before and like I love doing it on dildos. Like my favorite way to do it. Like one of my favorite like rewards to get is to like Neil and rice and suck, suck a dildo. My my preferred dildo. Yeah, it's like my favorite reward to get, but a real Dick
completely different. It is and, and now I've experienced like the side of them controlling my head because it was dominant, obviously of them controlling my head and like the autopilot, which was that was great. Just like my brain shutting down just autopilot. That was fantastic. And then now I'm like, OK, let's, let's try it to someone who is going to let me completely decide what I want to do and how I want to do it. You know, like let me be in control of the pleasure
basically. And I'm very interested to try that. That will be happening at some point. So did you start sucking the stick when it's hard or soft? The first time it was hard before I put it in my mouth and then later after he came in my mouth we took a break and then I talked about it was soft and got it hard again. So I've done it both ways now seemed. Not exciting. The growing was weird. I will say the soft thing is weird. That's just weird to me. It doesn't look. It looks weird.
It feels weird. Yeah, it's different. It's weird. It's not different. It's weird, it's weird. There's all this excess skin and it's just, it's, it's weird. It looks funny. It, I mean it just slips back over the pants. Jesus, so fucking funny. That's great. When it's hard, it's not that bad. I did find that holding it in my hand feels OK. The only thing I compare feeling it to me, which I mean, I know, but most people that listens podcast knows what a Dick feels
like. But in my brain, like the only thing I could describe holding a Dick to was like, there's these toys that you get when you're a kid and they're they they water toys and they're like folded in. They have like water in the middle and you kind of wiggle them. That's exactly what it feels like. And I'm like, I now never a want to touch one of those toys again. And BI don't think any kids should have access to those because that's exactly what a Dick feels like. Yeah, yeah.
It's they're, they're, they're OK, hard. They're, they're very similar to a dildo, hard but soft. Those things are weird looking and then getting soft and you I'm I'm never doing that again. OK, again, again, if anyone is local in the Pensacola area and it says sub male with a nice at least a nine inch deck, you better reach out to me so we can reach out to Kylie and you got a properly fucker. I'm just saying, I mean, damn, God bless.
And you know, it's interesting. Most men that I've ever had sex with, with big Dicks, man, they know how to fuck because they take their time with it. They're always fucking hard. It's like, Oh yeah, I'm gonna say no, no, no. Yeah, it was funny. You know, we're working on now the hydraulics for the hydraulic lift on my slave bed. OK, Yeah. And I love it. It's just, it's gonna be so fucking badass because I'm having these two compartments, one for my GIMP doll, one for my
Sissy doll. Boom, you know, put him in the box. You know, we're moving my heavy ass mattress and there's no springs to it. It's all latex. So it's fucking heavy is heavy. And so I'm standing there and holding up the mattress while he's doing his thing on the on the box and my friend Brie walks in. My friends like, Oh my gosh, if this mattress could talk. The story they would tell.
Stories I would tell. I've had this mattress for a, for God, 15 years and I was like, yeah, I said, look, I said it was a good thing it didn't have springs. I would have worn the fuck out of it, I said. But I was. I would need a new mattress. I would need a new mattress, yes. I mean I wore my old one out, but I mean this one, I got it specifically that has no fucking springs in it. It's all latex. And so I said I said it was so great. Was at my my old place before I
met my husband. I would have gang bangs and orgies all the time. And it was just being me with multiple men. And so I would fuck so much that I just finally put a couch at the end of my bed and I would turn it around for when they wanted to take a break and I would fuck other people. But then I had like I was everything for by mails because I was like, I need a fluffer. Who's going to fuck that Dick for me? You know, love that Dick you. Need a mediator?
Yes. So it's like, yeah, we had a fucking blast, but I was like, Oh my God, Bree, one time, Oh my God, seven dudes came over. We were having such a fucking amazing time. I had Dicks in both hands up. But anyway, that's my point. I'm just saying, Kylie, you know, branch out with some big fucking Dicks. Craigslist used to be the fucking shit back in the day. Now you got so many damn fucking apps.
You know, it's like you want to put a criteria, but I would just write these ads on Craigslist. I'd be like 9 inches that's it. Boom. If you have something smaller, do not contact me. Smaller, not allowed. Size does matter. Size does matter. I was OK with guys that you know, are just spy guys. So you know, 6-7 inches average, it's totally fine, but I'm just not going to fuck him as much. I mean, it's like, it's fine, but I'm not going to touch it as much as you want me to.
I touch it and suck it. Come on guys. Little bite size thing, it's good. With me sometimes and sometimes I'm like, why am I here? It's just my life now. So tell me, what else about this adventure did you really enjoy? I mean, I enjoyed all of it.
I mean, I will say at the biggest, like downside for me, aside from this getting soft to me that was, but the other like major downside was cuddling with a man is completely different from cuddling with a woman because women they're they're they're comfy pacifiers and pillows and just amazing, wonderful things that women have on their chest. It's just beautiful, glorious. I could read poems. Absolutely love love. Them I talk about babies like me
and talks about Dick, yeah. Yeah, like, oh, I can cross my head next to a Dick and suck out all day long. I promise. Go ahead. All right, in your face. Hey, give me boobies. Yes, boobs, yes, I will suck on the boob all day as long as you will let me be on them, honey, as long as you let me be on them. But hoggy men, you don't have that. They don't have boobs. They flat chested and they don't have boobs and that was they don't have boobs and that was very sad.
I was very sad. I was I was laying on them like there's no boobs. They suck. There's no there's no titty gripping. There's no. So. He sucks. That's what you need. I need fun. I need a couple. I need, I need a Dick that I can suck and then it can fuck her because I don't want to get himself to me again. And then I can just lay on her and suck her boobs and then maybe go down if she wants me to, you know, Yeah.
Maybe see what the cum feels like on a on a on a clit, you know, maybe that's an. Experience. You do a cream pie. Easy. Oh, eat one. OK, Yeah. I was like, what are you? Talking about oh, sorry, that's that's non lesbian lingo. I'm sorry. It's where a man comes on a woman's vagina and you go down and you eat it. So could you imagine a man standing over his girlfriend? He like any like spews right there on her pussy and be like OK Kylie get to work.
Sounds like a fun time actually, doesn't it does, yeah. Also, who is going to tell me that cum isn't actually white? I'm sorry, now how? Is not completely white like it was like more like cream colored. Now I was like I was expecting like I was expecting to be like pure white snow and it turned out to be like this like really light colored stuff. It was almost I was like what is this? What? What is this? Okay, cream colored as in.
I don't. Like. Like an E crew, like a beige it. Was more it was more like it was like cream like not explain it like cream. So you put cream in coffee and how it changes the color. Okay, that's what it reminded me of. Okay, It was not white at all. It was not stark white. I was like, who was gonna tell me this? All right, well, let's go into health class right now. All right, So there's a lot of men who do not drink a lot
water, okay? And if they don't drink a lot of water, a lot of times they have chunky semen where it will come out and just, yeah, you looking at me funny, But it'll be it'll be white, it'll be thick, and it will just come out in drops of chunks. That's what it is, because they're dehydrated, they're not drinking enough water, OK.
However, the more water and I, I'm going to reiterate this with men, the more water they drink, the clearer the semen, OK, and the more fluid it will be. Yeah, It was very, like, it was not very light, like it was not very white at all. It was like very cream, almost clear. Like it was very. I was like, who was gonna tell me that this is not Snow White? Like this? I was expecting Snow White to be down my leg, and instead there's just like almost clear. Like it looked like I was the
only one that came like. Yeah. So he's obviously, he drinks a lot of water. Yeah, yeah. So that's, I mean that's a plus side. Yeah, it did taste exactly how I thought it would taste them. I will say I was prepared for that bleach. It was a little it was it just tasted like salt, like like pure water salt. What taste it like to me? OK. Well, he drinks a lot of water, Yeah, maybe he had a high salty diet. I.
Don't know. But I mean, it was very, yeah, my friend were talking about where switch gears, you know, my friend were talking about this the other day over the fact that, like, pussies smell generally. Like, I've been with a couple, I've been with a good handful of girls, and some of them have strong, very strong senses and taste and then some you can't really smell at all. And I've been told by people who've gone down on me that I don't have much of A taste or smell.
Like even when I'm excited, there's not much much of anything there. And I was like, what causes that? Because like I've looked at like my play printer that I just you know, that just ended. And my ex both had strong smells. My ex was a strong smell period. And it wasn't that she was dirty. She just had a strong smell just all time. And when she was wetted hit you in the face. And she also had a really strong
taste like that. But the play burner I had, she was she only had a strong smell when she was wet and she was a bit she had a strong taste too. But I don't have that. I'm like the diets are all like different. Like I don't know what causes that. But anyways, my friend, really. No, not really. OK. Do you drink a lot of fluid in general? Yeah, I do. I do drink a lot of fluid throughout the day. You know, typically a lot of it is more so genetic.
OK? So like, a lot of women are prone to God. OK, men, I'm sorry you're going to have to hear this, but a lot of women are prone to, you know, vaginosis or yeast infections or discharge. Oh yeah, or these. Ugly things that happen, you know, sometimes they take an antibiotic, messes with their pH, sometimes excessive sweaters, but bottom line, it's
all an internal thing. So a lot of times it's all in a diet of what you eat and it's all in how much fluid you drink that it's going to flush out your system. You know, So I remember like I've never had God, this is, I know I get so transparent personal, but I've never had an abnormal Pap smear. There's a lot of women that go and they'll have like bad pH or anything like that. I'm like you, I've always been told. Oh, wow, You don't. You don't have a taste.
You don't have a smell. Yeah, you know, and that's that's a great thing. Yeah, it is good. It's just weird because like I was like, because my diet is extremely limited because I have a couple of different health issues. So my my diet is extremely limited. So I tell you what. So all the men I've been with, all men have been different. But I will say that I used to have an ex-boyfriend and he was Amerasian. Beautiful man, just a beautiful
man, sexy as fuck. Oh my God, he was one who's always giving me like the crossdresser experience because he would paint his nails and I would paint his nails and you know, he'd wear panties for me. And we always had, I mean, the sex was mind blowing, but you know, he had a six inch penis. It was never a massive Dick. It had a nice scarf. But I mean, he's just beautiful. And it was like his Dick and
balls. Again, he's primarily Asian and he had like the softest skin and so like his Dick and balls, it was like fucking silk, mind you. And he had very limited body hair. You know, David, if you ever listen, I'm just saying you always had the great sex. And let me tell you, he would eat pussy like a motherfucking champ. Like we had such amazing sex and I miss the sex but I do. But no doubt. But I will say. Big ball like that.
That his come, He would be so conscientious of this because he would care more about me because I would suck his Dick until he came a lot of times because we both liked it. I was totally down with it. And he would always eat pineapple. And I know people are just like, pineapple isn't really a thing, but yes, men who eat fucking pineapple, his cum never had a fucking taste. It was like water. It didn't come out white.
It was like perfect. It was like, yeah, I could drink this all day, put it in my fucking tea. It was that Kylie's face. Right now, I'm sorry, Kylie, me. I took the cream to reference a little too literally, I think. You have to, you have to be because a lot of men don't realize. A lot of men honestly do not realize. Let me tell you, I've had like all weekend fuck fast with one individual, OK?
And I will tell you that at some point I fucked him so much and he came so much, he started dry heaving. By the time he was having an orgasm, he was trying to have an orgasm. He would have an orgasm, nothing would come out. You know, that's impressive. I'm telling you it's. Really fucking impressive. Impressive. Yeah. So I mean, I've come dry before, but he was after out. I mean it when it comes to like that kind of stuff, I'll push
limits. Like I think my record is 40 and six hours or something like that. Yeah, I gotcha. But it was, I mean, by the end, not only was I, I was like, but it was also like, it was, it was dry. It was there's nothing, nothing, nothing. Yeah, fun. Times it is. Fun times this is. This is this is my life, guys. This is. Right, Good morning, my listeners, and happy Monday. Thank you for joining us for this lovely episode. I just actually recorded it over the weekend with Kylie the
lesbian virgin. You can find her on Fetlife as Kylie Marley. She is so funny and so fun and I really cannot tell you how much I enjoyed doing this episode with her. It was a little over 2 hours so I have kind of separated it into three different episodes. So I hope you enjoy it. Sit back and laugh and maybe get some interesting insight on what lesbians really think about your Dick. Until then, have a fabulous day.