Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have with me, Madam. Liv, of course. Hi. So Liv, this week you experienced something different and that was you met a gentleman. I've seen him for years and he is actually deaf. Yeah, it was. I was. I was actually kind of surprised with how much he could like, read my lips. But yeah, he was deaf. Now he has the electrical hearing device. Kind of Co killer implants. Yeah.
Which he could hear a little bit. I could tell with some things he could understand me, yeah. But yeah, he was deaf. Which was really cool because it took one of the senses away. It's interesting. Right. You already want to take a sense you to take your eyes, Yeah, but yeah. Well, tell us, how did it actually go? Well, honestly, I whenever I came in, he's a very decent looking guy. Yeah, very well put together. You know, he wanted, he tried to explain to me, you know, as best
as he could what he wanted. You know, whenever he's deaf, he's got that little bit of a speech like hindrance. So I couldn't understand how the stuff he was saying. So we'd have to like go over it multiple times. But once we finally got it all across, we started. He wanted to work with the humbler he wanted to do. What else did he want to do? We did sounding. I don't know if he wanted to do that or if I just told him that we were going to do that, but but we did sounding and that was
fun. So what do you think of a humbler? The humbler. Oh my God, girl, it humbled me. You know, over here like it's wooden and you gotta fit it together like a puzzle. You can't have it upside down. No, and they don't. Make it easy back at first. I've never put it on. Yeah, they. Don't make it easy. And they're his nuts kept running away from me, sucking into his body. So I'm trying to hold it. You know how I got them to stay? I hide them with the rubber band. Ohh, fuck down.
There you go. Because they wouldn't. Not stay down. Yeah, finally good. I'm in there. And I was like trying to like piece it all together and hold it together and get the screws. I had like hold one screw and then like circle the little thing with my tongue. To get my screw to go on. This is when we need to actually build this right there. Trying so hard to get this thing on, it took so long and he was in Saran wrap when we did it, so he couldn't. My God, he could even help. You.
He couldn't help me. I tucked his penis in the Saran wrap. Ohh sweet Jesus. I was like, I initially got him to sit down because I was like, I know you're getting tired, I'm getting tired, let's sit down and do this. So finally get that done. And we did a little CET where I just beat beat his Dick for a little while while he was in a straight jacket. I I went to with the vampire glove used grab it with the vampire glove and he called yellow on that one.
He had, I wrapped him in cellophane wrap, but he can't speak. He had a ball. He wanted to do the ball gag, but I can't understand him regardless. Yeah, so it's almost like, well, you can't talk anyways. I can't understand you. And if you have something in your mouth, it's gonna make it harder on me. So I'm gonna put a hand in front of you and you're gonna tap on your leg to let me know if it's a yellow or not. So you tap for yellow. And for the vampire glove, I was like, man, so close.
So I was like, man, I wanted to do that one. But yeah, so that was fun for a while. And then I got him out of the straitjacket and we did the sounding. And then he was like, don't, don't you have, like, a sucking machine? And we did that for a little bit too. That's, I mean his hour went over really quick. It's really quick. Is it not? I had to like count like we have 15 minutes left. What do you want? What do you want to do next?
Because we don't, I don't know what all he wanted to like. He had like a long list of things. So I'd only did a couple. So I was like, what would you want most want now that we only have 15 minutes? And that's what he chose was the sucking machine. You know, that's the thing. That hour just goes by. Yeah. I mean, 60 minutes of it feels like it's 60 seconds, yeah. And now in my real world, hours go by quick and I'm like, I can't get anything right. Now, and the thing of it is, it's here.
Lately you've been doing 2 to 4 hour sessions. Yes, literally all day, every day 2. To four hours and I think really the true fetish is they get it, you know, and they could, you know, come every day they would. But I mean, the time frame that they have, it's just it's crazy and all that they want to try to do. And in that time of, you know, 3-4 hours, man, I mean, you can do a lot then. Yeah, I mean, sometimes you're done with everything in the dungeon.
Yeah, like we did everything. What else would you like to do? Would you want to go back over for a couple things you like? Right. But some don't come multiple times in the week. And so it's. Yeah. I love it. Like today, you know when you saw the Sissy guy, you know that was almost 4 hours. Yeah, it was 3 1/2. Yeah. And it was like, wow, it didn't even seem like any time that he was here. And. Gone.
Yeah, well, to you. Well, yeah cuz I mean I had to go get my nails done but at the same. Time. Glad it went by fast for you. Really went by fast. I mean, you're gonna pedicure and then I come back here and he's like pulling out, I'm stopping. I'm like, hey, do you have fun? He's like, Oh my God, I needed that. Yeah, he loved it. But we have one guy and he's already reached out to me. He's been to a couple parties, him and his wife. They're super cool about
everything on lifestyle. But he's like, hey, you know, when I come for a session, do you suggest an hour or two? And I said, you know, if you can do the two hours, do the two hours because you just, it's everything to to have that time and then to try to do more of what you really want. Because you kind of the first like 30 minutes, you're kind of filling out because you, you could want something all day long, but doesn't mean your body can actually handle it.
Yeah, so and you got to get into your subspace too. So like starting out really slow and testing your limits and then being able to play like it takes that time, you know? Yeah, and it helps. I mean, when they they're repeated people and you see them, you know them. Yeah, you know, but like you said that that first session, it's like, man, they're just really warming, warming up at
the very beginning. And if they like it and they come back, we can, you know, dabble into the more things that they like. But the first session or the 1st at least 30 minutes of anything needs to be working up towards so. Yeah, the threshold, yeah. You know, really what they want and how they want to explore it.
So funny story. So you and I have this young marine who comes to see us and he had a unique kind of smell because we've said to him a couple times like I. Think he was like my second or first person. Yes. Oh, he was my second person that I ever saw in the dungeon. Yeah, he was. And I said to him, you know, he was here again the other night. But I said to him the first night I was like, don't they teach you how to bathe in the mines like. What the hell are you? Doing, you know.
Good. He needed. He did. And it's like, guys, guys, you are not dating because you smell. Wash your pits. Wash your pits. All your nether regions. Yes, and and don't try to cover it up with Cologne like you really got to get in. There, Yeah, and use deodorant. And you know what's really funny? This guy, Oh yeah, fucking, you know, old spy swagger. Boom, that's like the fucking Mac daddy of deodorants. But it was interesting. This guy, he's young, you know, he's like 2324.
He's so fucking full of himself when I first met. Him I remember. Do you remember this? I was like, Liv, check this out. He asked me if he wanted me to let him dress in his uniform. You know, his AC used to come here for a session and I'm like, Oh no, motherfucker here, put on your dress whites, your dress Blues, whatever you're gonna do as a fucking Marine, go for it. Yeah, but you know, of course we, we didn't say that, but I'm thinking it.
Yeah, acting like an idiot. And then he's like, well, I'm a pretty good looking guy. I'm like, dude, I don't care what you look like. Oh yeah, he kept like asking you if you if you wanted to see his Dick and stuff like that, like that. No, honey, we don't. We don't. I don't care. We don't care about your. Little Dick, that's what that's what he was saying before he came to see us, was. Yes, yes. I was like, live, check this
out. Yeah, I'm like, he's sending me pictures and oh, I'm a pretty good looking guy. It's like, stop, you're like 12. OK, yeah, he did look very young for his age. Anyways, he looks so young and I like him young and I'm glad he's legal, you know, I. Mean, yeah, if you're coming to the dungeon. Oh my God, he's. Over 18 I get it, but don't think you're my time. Yeah, I don't, I don't know why he was. Is that hitting on you like?
Yes, that was complete flirtation and he was completely hitting on us, thinking that we were going to be turned on enough that we're going to be like, Oh yeah, don't, don't do anything else. We're just going to fuck you. Yeah, It's like, yeah, Liv, we are so horned up and ready. Like when they want to literally. Do this every day like we're we're not horny for you,
especially when you stink. Every now and then somebody would come in a little spicy, looking good like oh, but even then, you know, you're just like, this is nice. This is more appealing. And the last one, thank you. I know. Thank you for taking care of your skin. You know, and then we meet people that are so nice and they're put together and they don't have to be gorgeous. No, but it's the fact that they're they're clean. They took the time to do all
these things. Yes, those are my favorite clients. The ones that are good looking and stink aren't. So like you're making my hour hard. Like you're like you're going to leave. Oh my gosh, gotta stay here. You know, years ago before I met you, this guy, he was, I believe he was like a scientist, smart, smart man. And he was like 32, never married. He's like he's barely dated. And he was from India.
Now, nothing against anyone from any country, however, certain people in any country, My thing, you teach your children how to bathe, how to work alone, how to dress, da, da, da, da, da, you know, basic hygiene of being a human being, you know, And so it's simply pretty. It's very simplistic. You know, it's like, so when this guy comes in to me, you know, he wants CBT, he wants corporal punishment.
And at the time I had a dungeon room upstairs here and we had it over there and I just had the swing in there. I had a big leather swing. And man, he sat on that swing and it was like it hit me in the face, like it was going to knock me over. Like that was like Ball Fumunda from four years of cheese and I didn't get a good vibe whether it was blue cheese or. Cottage cheese. Grape. Was so bad and he had a fucking
body here. Tell I would tell them that hey, you're not, you got to leave and come. Back. Well here's the thing, I can say things like that or I can just beat the shit out of him, tell him during our session how much he disgusts me, spit on him, beat the fuck out of him, pour soapy water and spray him with alcohol while I'm doing all this. I guess I still want to do. I mean, I'm glad it worked for you, but I'm just like, I don't want to deal with nobody.
Saying I'm telling you that's what I did. I even strayed, like sprayed straight up alcohol spray on his asshole and his testicles. I did. Oh, gross. I told him, I said you disgust me, You fucking disgust me, you rancid, nasty little beast. I said what? Who the fuck taught you how to bathe or how to not bathe? He's like, mistress, I promise I bathed this morning. I said yeah, well, guess what, motherfucker, it's afternoon and you stink. Do you know where? Deodorant.
And he's like, no, I, I don't. I don't wear deodorant. We don't wear deodorant in my country. I was like, come on, come on. I know this. Like I mean soap and water still would wash your ass. Thank. You. That's got nothing to do with deodorant. Thank you. So you know, after this session of beating the fuck out of him, he loved that's what he wanted. He wanted corporal punishment. Cool, I got it. He did. And let me tell you something, that fucking room was doused with soapy water.
And I I did everything but scrub that motherfucker. He was disgusting. It was bad. Yeah, I would have told him. I, I know you would have and I've had to tell people, hey, go take a shower. But then it's kind of like, do I really want them in my shower? Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you know, so it's like, no, So what I did, I I poured soapy water and I poured alcohol on him.
And it is what it is. But interestingly enough, I told him, I said, look, you're going to continue to be single because no one is going to want your funky smelling ass unless they're disgusting themselves. Mm hmm. I mean just plain and. Something I'll be funky and you're not going to like it. Exactly. He's like, well, Mistress, what do I do? And I said. I'll give you some. I can give you some money for some soap, right? She's a scientist. He could. Afford it. He could afford it.
So I what I did was I made a list for him. I made a list for him on what to buy. And I told him. I said, look, you do not cheapen yourself with shitty fucking body spray or the cheap shit. You go and get you some Dolce Gabbana, you get you some Giorgio Armani. Spend some money on some good fucking Cologne, OK? And trust me, the women, when you dress nice and you smell good and you get rid of some of this fucking body hair, those women are going to be on you
like white on rice. And you know what happened? White. Indian. Oh, that's not racist. I'm sorry. No it's not. It's not because I would have said it. You're not part Mexican, trust me. I don't care if it's culturally inappropriate. Fuck that. I'm so tired of that shit, you know? I don't care who I've offended. I at all. Oh yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. I've been people all the time. You you come to a dominatrix. Guess what? Plan to get offended. Oh. Yeah, called humiliation.
Whereas where he so anyway, so this motherfucker, he moves to Missouri and he's he's working outside of Saint Louis and he messages me a few weeks later and said to me, mistress, you were absolutely right. He said, you know, I never took my body odor into account. I got so used to how bad I always smelled. And he said, now I bathe regularly, I use deodorant and body wash and I bought 6 or 7 new expensive colognes and the women are all over me.
Perfect, good, perfect. I said you're fucking well. That's what we're here for. That's what we're here for. Let's help you with your hygiene. That's not why I'm here. I'm going to come here with some clean limits. You know, we're helping these future men of America. No, we're helping the future woman of America. Exactly. Oh my, give a shit. Obviously these poor women. God bless. Yeah, now you should have seen Mandy the other night because he came in.
He looks fucking adorable. He's so, He's so adorable. He's got the prettiest smile and prettiest eyes. Oh yeah, them big and he's. Clean and he smells delicious, like you just want to eat him up. Yeah, I think I would have raped him if I wasn't married. I would have fucking raped his ass. He would have raped. Them totally. We could totally rape him. Oh my. God, yes, His little like whenever I was whipping him, he like cocked his little booty to the side.
Like, it was like, yeah. See, you and I could totally fuck cross dressers. We'd totally do it right. I mean. I have. We have hello. It's funny. It's so funny. You know, someone had asked me one time. He's like, how would you feel if your husband came home to you and said, you know, I want to fucking cross dress and I'd be like. Fuck yeah, let's no fun. Well, how much fun? I was like, I always want to paint your big ass toenails, right? There's.
So much room I could paint like little trees on it or something. Yeah, you could. Oh my God, you're so funny. Yeah, little wig and braid their hair. Yeah. I would love a sister. Thank you. And then you would. Fuck her. Yeah, You're my sister. You're my sister. Joe Dirt. Thank you, Joe Dirt. Oh my God. OK. A lot of these guys make impacts on you. Meet them. You Honestly. Something about you? Yeah, they do. They do. They they make me rethink a lot the bad ones and the good ones.
Right. OK. Has there any been anyone else at this point who's really stuck out to you? You did have the one gentleman the other night and you were like, you didn't tell me it was him. That was the one guy that was just like, he was the one that would just stare at me and breathe heavy. He was like my 4th person ever. I saw him in the room or something like that. He's not like him. Yes, but he was enamored with you. You he needs to close his. Eyes You like him? Now he's OK.
He still does, stares at me and I'm like, why are you breathing so loud? That's so creepy. Like I did not like that one. He did not make an impact other than I didn't know that he was gonna come back. Oh my gosh. But I do miss the one that was my first puppy. Yes, that one stuck out a lot to me. And what was the other one? The redhead guy that I put on his fingers. I really liked him. Yeah, he's sweet. He stuck out to me too. I'm trying to think which one
was your original first puppy. The one that was a power struggle. The one that battle with me. Blonde guy, no red hair, brown hair. Brown hair. Brown hair real. Tall. Huh. Yeah, I don't remember him. He was. Probably my age or older. Yeah. You know, kind of my age. Yeah. And he was like a power struggle. So it was more like I got to play like, like you're one with the stink. Like you could use that as a play. Oh, yeah. Oh, they stink. So now I'm gonna use this to
beat your ass. Oh, yeah. So it's almost like that you're power struggling. I'm gonna use this to beat your ass. Like oh definitely. So it was really fun. So I liked him. I liked the redhead guy because he was very submissive and I could really like he was really into it. The one right put the nipple clamps on his fingers. Gotcha. That one, I liked him. All right, so I'm going to tell you. So the other day, you know, I have to go see podiatrists periodically.
I've had some nerve issues in my feet different times. I go in and I know I'm going to get injections. And the first time I went in, I had this ingrown toenail and I was just like, you know, I'm tired of going to, you know, the salon and having them cut out because it's a motherfucker. You know, they have it cut out every two weeks. Pain in the ass. So I went to the podiatrist and I hadn't seen him in years. He knew me in my previous life. And I saw him when he first became a doctor.
He was still like this young intern. And he's like, oh, it's so good to see you. You know, I remember you got, it's been, you know, 2025 years, blah, blah. He's like, what do you do now? And I said, well, you know, I'm a dominatrix. And he's like. Whoa, whoa, what I love telling people. You know, I don't make it a point of telling everybody, oh, yeah, you know, but but he's just one of those he's cool, you know, relaxed kind of guy. He's a nice guy. He really is.
And so he knew me before, you know, when we had assisted living facilities, you know, and he was super cool. He's like, wait a minute, you used to take care of elderly and now you are dominatrix. Wow. And what a jump. What a jump. Yeah. And I said, well, I was kind of dabbling with both and, you know, one's just more fun than the other. Oh, for sure. Right. Yeah. So anyway, I told him, I said, look, I've got to make sure that my feet look good and I can't have ugly toes.
And he's like, oh, you have, you know, foot fetish people. And I'm like, yes, foot doctor. Yes. Foot doctor. He's got a fetish for a tooth. Something I get like overnight, you just say I'm gonna be a podiatrist, I'm going to be a gynecologist. Oh yeah, I know that one. Right, you know what all doctors are fucking freaks. They really are, you know, so anyway, it's cool guy anyway, so he tells me he's like, So what is the the weirdest things you've you've done?
You've had to see with dudes and whatever. And I said honestly, you know, everybody comes to me with dumps something different. I there's really nothing I haven't seen at this point. And you know, I tell him, I said, you know, you won't believe how many guys were be cross dressers. You know, every guy for the most part, 90% of them, they want to be pegged. They want something in their asshole.
Fine. I would say, yeah, 95% of the time, yeah, 5%. It's like, yeah, they think about it. I know they do. You know that they don't want to do it, Yeah. And I told him, I said, you know, a lot of guys, you know, they want to cross that by, by bisexual threshold or they want to be spanked. They want discipline, domination. You know, there's a lot of things. I said. We even see couples. He's like, really?
And I'm like, yeah. So, you know, I pretty much gave him this entire rundown and he went ahead and he was like telling me he's like, yeah, he says, you know, doing your, your foot care and everything after. And I said, well, listen, my slave boy is going to be at my house and, you know, he's going to want to rub my feet. So is it OK with the medication? You know, if he can rub my feet for a few hours and he's like a few hours And I said, yeah. And I'm getting getting a call.
Someone wants to video chat with me. It's one of our usual our Night Stalker guy. Who's Night Stalker? It's it's the one that looks like the Night Stalker. He's the little short guy who held you up. Oh God. Yeah, yeah. Why does he want to video you? That's weird. I don't know. I don't know. But we're not going to video right at the moment because we're busy. Needless to say, the podiatrist, his nurse looks at me and the podiatrist, we say our goodbyes. He's awesome.
See you around next time, blah, blah, blah. Sure. And the nurse says, did you just say slave boy rubbing your feet for several hours? I said, yeah, he usually likes to rub my feet, you know, 2-3, maybe 4 hours. And she's like, really? She's like, God, that sounds so amazing, I said, oh, it is it? Is it is by the way, that the boy we were teaching how to give him rubbed feet. He's doing a lot better by the end of the. Day, I bet he was, and God, he's
such a good. Little toe sucker, I know. Yeah, I've only had that done twice, but I don't know why I like that so much. I'm telling you, what's amazing is when you're you're getting fucked missionary and you bend your leg and put it in his mouth while he's fucking you. Boom. Yeah, it's like my boyfriend would like that. You're gonna clean your feet really good. They're usually clean anyway. I mean they are clean, I just use the same shoes and no socks.
Say hey. My birthday, you know, suck my toe and fuck me at the same time, huh? Yeah. He might do it. We'll we'll think about it. Yeah, well, don't tell me because he is my nephew. Fucking weird. I'll slide it in there where you don't have a choice. I'm. Sure. Well, OK, so anywho, this brings me back up to this. So this past week I had to go see my podiatrist again. Uh huh. And you know, I told him before I'm like, listen, just go on the podcast.
You can listen, you know, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, OK, you know, and I was telling him he's like, I gotta listen to it this time. He's like, I get bored in the car list and other stuff. I gotta listen Something funny. I said, well, I hope you'll laugh. I mean, people find us amusing. I think, you know, we've gotten a lot of really good feedback. There was a guy who wrote on a comment, he's like, I love your podcast, but it keeps me away
from my studies and. Then get back to work but. And I told him, I said, well, fucking do both. And yeah. You can. Well, it's. I mean, you could do both, but you can't. You can't. Well, he got to figure it out, but I thought it was sweet. I was like, oh, he likes it, you know? Yeah, I do. That's a nice comment. So thank you. The podiatrist, he said to me, he's like, he's like, so you got to tell me. I'm getting ready to do these injections. You know, he's trying to distract me.
He's like, So what has been your your weirdest? And I said, OK, I'm just gonna say it. It's a shit eaters. They know they're weird too. They know it and they're they're just happy that we're doing it regardless. Thank you. Yeah, we're doing their girlfriends or wives favors. Honestly are, but it's just like we think it's weird. They think it's weird that we're still there.
They know. I looked at the doctor, and I was like, look, you gonna think I'm weird for doing it, but you know, my time is worth something, right? And so if I'm really compensated nicely for something like this, I'll do something, OK? So I told him. I said, look, I had this, this one trans woman, she called me up a few months ago. She drove all the way here from Tallahassee, a good 3-4 hour drive. And she told me she wanted to consume my shit for breakfast.
OK. I always tell you want to do this Come eight, 9:00 in the morning. Like I'm on a schedule. I'm on a schedule. I get up at 4:00 AM every morning, you know? Yeah, it's a lot. She comes over. She comes soon through the back. I'm talking to her. I said, well, do you want to start with, you know, going into the dungeon, we'll do some impact bondage, you know, start off something light. And she says, no, no, I I just
want to consume. I'm like, didn't want to stop at Chick-fil-A. You do some. It's. What? I'm some pecan tastes off. Little Whataburger maybe? You got a little spice and a little peanut in there, so I'm. Telling you, I'm telling you a whole meal. There's something there that's a bland diet G. Good for you and your weird bland crackers. You're I'm eating wheat crackers and fucking chocolate.
But anyway, so I told him I was just like, I was just like, yeah, honey, just go ahead and just lay down over here. We got this nice little comfy towel. I said you brought your, your little tray or whatever you want to do it or No, no, just go ahead and just go, you know, straight over me and I'll gulp it up. Yeah, Liv, you should see the look on your face. You're like. Wow, what the fuck? You just shit in her mouth, yes? And I so I sat in my cute little
red chair and went poop poop. Poop in her mouth poop. Poop, poop, poop you. Swirled ice cream out your butt? Yes. Straight. Into her mouth. Yes, it was one girl, 1 cup, 1 girl. One Cup, one no cup. Yeah, OK. Yeah. And that was it. And. She compensate you real well. She did and I told her, I said look, I said I can't look at you, 'cause you've got on your face. That'd make me sick. And she's like, I totally get it. And she's still chomping away and so.
When's my first time doing this have this story? So I'm like, there is the spigot there you can wash off because it was a nice warm morning. And she's like, OK, it's been great meeting you. And I'm like, OK, that was special. And then I thought, and the battaglist, he's like, really? He was speechless. Like him and his nurse fucking eat this shit up. They were laughing so hard. Yeah. So then he starts working on my other foot. Yeah. I said OK, look, I said I'm just
telling you. I said cross dressing. They're awesome. They're easy. They're easy people. You know, the impact guys, the spanking, all that. It's totally normal. It's totally cool. Stream bondage. Yeah. Back bed. Yeah. Do it impact? Yeah. But you know what I think? Yeah, I told him. I said, look, there's not many Doms who will do what I do when it comes to defecation. You know, a lot of women, they're, they're cool with with, you know, the limit of golden showers, for example, that's
fine. They'll pee on somebody. But when it comes to that, it's kind of like it's only been Freya and myself. Freya will do it. You know, you haven't met Freya. Freya's a badass. She's great. But it's a hard limit for a lot of people and it's hard to find. Well, my heart limit is what is it where you're mean to people? Oh, really? The degradation part? Yeah, it's hard for you to do that. It really. It is. It hurts your feelings. You're so nice. I feel like I could I could
defecate on somebody. OK, well, you're going to be given that. Opportunity, I'm sure. Well, somebody already asked me to do it. Whatever from fucked up Friday. Listen to you all brown shower lovers right now, Liv said she's willing to try this now I don't. Want to do it right in your mouth though? Well, you can sit in the chair. First time I was.
Going to say you can sit in the little chair and then you know, sometimes we have this this other past person that would come to the dungeon and they would do it. They would let us just do it in a Tupperware bowl and then he would break out his plastic silverware. We have to watch. Hell no. OK cuz hell no, that'll be a hard limit. Yeah, and we do it outside because, you know, once. I smell, yeah. Once that's in the dungeon, you just don't get rid of that phone you don't like.
The next dungeon I have, I'm gonna have fucking like a huge bifold door so we can just open that bifold. Door just do it on command. Well, I do it first thing in the morning. That's why I said I can't do it, you know, afternoon. Hold it. Too long. It's not coming, No. More. Well, you know, that's why you plan it. You're just like, OK, I'm gonna get up at this time, gonna have my coffee, gonna do my Miralax, gonna prepare two hours down the road.
Boom, You know, we're gonna let it RIP, you know, So the podiatrist, go back to the podiatrist. So he's working on my second foot now, right? Uh huh. And he's like, So, you know, God, he's like, you know, my wife would probably be really good at this because she's got like a really big mean streak in her. She's part Mexican. I said, so am I. And I said, well, you know, tell her come my way if she ever wants to do it.
I said, you know, she can really beat the shit out of some people that love it. And he's like, yeah, I just don't know if she could shit on somebody. But you know what? I think she could, baby. I like that, he thought that. I mean, right, you know, I like people who are supportive of their people. I. Know, but you know, I don't know if I've told you this story and I've said this story about on the podcast a few times, but it's still a great fucking
story. This guy I told this to tell him the doctor this the other day I'm like, look he was a military contractor smart IT guy, very intelligent. He would travel, right? He comes into town and he's contracted for the military. He's doing stuff and you know, he gets some time off and he'd call me and say, Hey, I want to come over. You know, I either a full on brown shower or I want to sit down, have it in my Tupperware bowl. I said, hey, you know, it's
whatever, it's up to you. So one day he said, I want you and someone else. I'm going to put the plastic down. He brought everything, the towels, the plastic, everything. We covered it. We had to do it at the time and my old dungeon, we didn't have another option but to do it inside, but we covered everything and I said, OK, you know, we can contain it on that that plastic sheet. So as we're doing this, I told him, I said, you can't go in my house and take a shower.
And he's like, OK, I said yeah. I said now there's a stick it outside, right outside the door, you know, you can wash off, you know, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, oh, I'm gonna wash my face and stuff, but I'm gonna keep it my hair. I'm gonna keep some on me, OK? And I'm like. OK. Uh, really? I said you have to go back work to work today, right? And he's like, yeah, it'll be OK. And I'm thinking you're an IT guy. You're not a plumber. You're not in a septic tank.
OK? He had pieces of bowels of fucking stool in his hair and he went and left with it, right? Uh huh. So about 20 minutes later, my friend calls me and says, hey, did shit guy just leave there? And I said yeah. She says I'm at the Circle K and he is three people in front of me and he's got shit in his hair. He said he didn't want to wash it off. Ohk OK. And he was keeping his little souvenir.
He was. Ohh God. But you know, again, it's the level of the fetish and how far people take it. And it's like, how far did he fucking take? It I love when people are hardcore about their fetish though. Right. You got to respect that. You really fucking do. Yeah. You know, I was having this conversation with your boyfriend and I said to him, I said, you know, there's so many people in this lifestyle belong to a leather family or they'll be in
a Poly family. I said, but the leather family, they'll have ceremonies where you get your new leather boots. You know, you get certain things as you progress in this family and this level of the BDSM realm and. People. Just have no idea about it because you don't hear about it because it is such kind of like a gate keep kept gate keep. I mean gate. Kept Community. Yeah, I mean, because people think they're right is weird and they want to, you know, protect
themselves that. I mean, yeah, I'll keep it secret too, but it's just hard to find your community because. The secret Thank goodness for you know, fetish.com and Fetlife and. Commerce, yes I know there really is AI mean some people use it for not fetish reasons, but yeah. Yeah, that's true. OK, so have we wrapped this one up this time? Yeah, this was a long episode. I mean, yeah, but we talked about a lot, so we did. I'm glad that we got a whole lot
of that. Out Are you ready for your brown shower? I don't know, you kind of scared me at the end. Well, I'll think about it. We'll see what the next person who wants it, what they look like. They got to be cute. Well, you know my cute little niece who you have not met yet, but she, she's like 5 foot maybe, maybe 411. She's little. And at the time she was probably maybe 110 lbs and she met the poop guy and she's like, I'll do it in a Tupperware bowl, but I'll have to do it behind the
screen. And so she went behind the screen in the dungeon so he couldn't physically see her he wanted. See it though? He wanted to see it, but he was OK and he understood the fact that, you know, she was, you know, 2223 years old. He, he got it. You know, he knows that not everybody could do this. So she went behind the screen and lo and behold, what came out of her was this massive fucking horse bowel movement. Poor thing. She listens to the podcast. She's like, Oh my.
God, she listens to the podcast and I told her. I said Oh my God, what the fuck do you eat? I mean it was in a Tupperware. Way to meet her, I'm telling. You It was in a Tupperware bowl that was probably 9 inches long and her shit was about 12 inches long. It was curled up out of the bowl and I had to walk with it and I was like, I'm like, you know how fucking round this shit was? It was this massive log and I said, what the fuck came out of
you? Like this girl does anal Well, apparently, because that shit was a big massive fucking shit. Oh, I do anal well. I bet you do. You do because you're a freak. OK. Thanks, Mia. Not because you have a big asshole. Hey, you don't know. I do not know about your asshole. Yeah, God bless. Oh my God, okay. All right. So soon. Liv and I are going to be doing this on camera. I don't know how this is going to go over. Yeah, I think it'll be fun. You think?
So okay, we just. Have to get ourselves. Together, we brush our hair. I know it's gonna We got to brush our hair. We're kind of a mess right now. Well, I mean, I put together because I. Had a session earlier, but yeah, you look good. You look good guys. She's got some black leather boots on, black leather pants and a nice mesh see through sweater. It's very pretty. Your hair all black though. Thank you. Like I just came from the beach, all beach wave.
I know I've got like. Beach wear on. You do act kind of Beachy. Yeah, yeah. Like it's summer when? It's yeah. My husband likes more degrees. Outside. Yeah, he likes these. Rompers. It's kind of funny. He likes me rompers. Cute. Yeah. I don't feel very dominatrixy in them, but it's it's cool. Well, when we start. We'll look a little bit more dominatrix. Yeah. Dominatrixes. I can't even say it. That's also Jesus. OK, exactly.
All right, kids. Well, until then, this concludes another episode of Pull Me Mistress.