Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and you know my sidekick. Me. Madam Live. I. Love it. How you doing Madam? Like you're. Batman and I'm. Wait, what's the guy's? What's the little kid's name? Robin. Oh, all right. OK, you can be Robin. I'll be Batman. I am Batman. Rot. OK, he. Turned British. We need a British Batman. You know what? Yeah, we. Do be sexy. Oh, the guy that plays the
taken? You're talking about Liam Neeson. Yeah, he'd be a hot Batman. He would be hot rich man saving the world. Like he's on the phone. He's like, I don't know where you're at, but I will find you. I want you down. 'Cause I am Batman. Fuck, I think our little panties that we're not wearing are getting very wet now. Oh, you're showing me. Oh oh. I'm wearing great panties. What the That's not sexy? We didn't plan for. This to be sexy. I'm not wearing any panties. You.
Oh. You may be over there. All right, so Liv, I sent you the screenshot because it's so sweet you got this guy and he is a little and he wrote me on Fat Life yesterday and he said, I just wanted to say I came across your episodes with Mistress Liv and fell in love with your podcast. I love the positive words for the littles and the love of having an inside look at your wonderful profession. Thank you for providing it. Yeah, it was super sweet. Yeah, I'm super sweet.
I need. To come in and see us. Yeah, that's that's really sweet. Now then of course, we have someone who said, who in the hell is that girl in the outfit getting spanked in your podcast video? Who are we talking about that That is Charles? Was no. It could be Charles, yeah. Because what other girl are you all talking about? The other one I did was by the pool and that was Al. OK. And you know, I called her a good little girl, but she's that
girl Al on fat. So either it's that girl or they're referring to Charles, who is, who is our lovely little friend so. Yeah, he was on one of our episodes recently. Yeah, some. I'm digging that someone else wrote us again, I'm a huge fan. Your voice is a hot fucking turn on for me. My biggest kink is phone sex, especially when the girl talks about me Cumming deep inside of her pussy and then she tells me all about sucking my cock after I come to taste it.
Your voice is again a huge turn on. Keep on with the great work. Cheers. So we can always give him a little taste and say, oh, Gavin, you want to cum in my hot, wet pussy with your big hot cock? Yeah. No, thank you, Gavin. Well, and you did so nice, like you say, pussy really good. Do I say pussy? Really good. I don't know how you do that. Oh yeah. Because I used to do phone sex live and I always get so hot. I would laugh. I wouldn't. You would. Sometimes you could laugh, you
know, You could laugh. Yeah. It's just some of the people that you talked to over the years of doing this. It's just like, God, please hang up the fucking phone. Don't keep talking to me. Yeah, Yeah, it's because. You've done it for so long, probably it's just like redundant. Another guy doing this, Yeah. Yeah, it was extremely monotonous. Then someone said I come every day. I listen to your podcast just because of your voice. See, I'm telling you, you have a
great voice. I'm sure you hear it all the time. But. It's still sweet. I appreciate that. Yeah. You know, I said my passion was always music. And so I went through three, 3 1/2 years of vocal training and I, I was taught to sing opera primarily, but I learned to sing in four different languages. So it was always music around. It was always being very versatile in what I sang. So I can do a different impressions. I can always try to be versatile
with my voice. But last October I got this thing and it's attacked my vocal cords and you all can hear it now. It's not as sexy as it used to be, so. It's just a little sickness, so it'll get better. Oh. God, I hope so. I. Mean it does get better and then it goes back again, yeah. So it's been difficult not being able to sing in full voice 'cause I'm not supposed to be singing. Is that what you did recently? You were singing. No, it's me talking all the time.
And so of course my husband says quit fucking talking, you're ruining my voice. You're ruining me. Wait. Oh. Yeah, that's sweet. All right. So we really have, we have a lot of nice emails. I can't even read them all, honestly, because there's a lot on fat that are just like, wow. And then these are through our own e-mail that we get. So, you know, I always say thanks for us, for the support of all of our listeners. I think it's a really great thing.
And you know, Liv and I, we are setting up our podcast room. We're getting ready to do at least one video podcast a week. Yeah, gonna see how it goes. I guess they can sit there and look at us and. Yeah, while we talk. Exciting, they can see. Like. The other day, how you did that one little thing and you're like the choking thing, You're like it's. Like, yeah, I always like a lot of faces. You do. It's hilarious.
Yeah, it's funny. The other day I took Charles in the dungeon and you know he has worked so hard. Really. With this party this week, I mean, and for two weeks he came over, he's painting, he's doing all this stuff for party prep because I like, you know, things to be perfect. And he came over. Anyway, I was like, I owe you a session. Let me give you a little session. So he's on the red box and I told him, I said, you know, I couldn't find any fucking cuffs after the party.
So we're like hunting for cuffs, couldn't find any. So we kind of roughed it. I had one cuff, then I had another cuff. So I put one on his hand, one on his, one on his wrist, one on his ankle. And then I said, well, here, take this the the other cordage that we have and it's from the greenhouse project that he did. And I said be sure you restrain your hand and your your legs because he likes to book up his legs. I said, you know, get it tight. I don't, I don't want to see
your legs fucking move. Well, of course his hand was OK because he could put his hand further down on the box. Like I wouldn't see it. But his leg, he didn't do it. I'm like. You're you were. The fucking military. Now come on now. What happened to a little special? Not, not because I did it over here. He's like, oh, I'm really sorry. I'm sorry. I'm like, yeah, you're going to be fucking sorry.
But at some point we put a plastic bag over his head when he's getting ready to orgasm and I choked him with my hand and I pretty much stopped the oxygen, you know? And so he's just like, oh, God, I'm thinking he really enjoyed himself. I'm assuming he did. Yeah, Yeah, I'm. Sure he would. Told told you Pretty pretty. Fucking Clear who enjoyed himself. But point being, of all this, I'd love to see people play, breath play with me.
The bag. Cool. It's kind of creepy when you don't know the person, but I know Charles. But if somebody new and I'm putting a plastic bag over their head, I would rather not see their face 'cause it's like, yeah, I think of like serial killer, you know? I mean, yeah, yeah, right. So kidding him. Yeah, but anyway, it was a fun time. Now I'm glad y'all had.
Fun. Speaking of being cathartic and therapeutic, this guy that came in, we interviewed him, we talked to him about his problems and, and everything in life in general and what he expected from an actual session. And he had told you and I that he has cancer and he's going through chemo treatments and that they had actually removed his prostate. And he's like, don't worry, I really can't get an erection. And so you and I were like, oh, you know, that's pretty terrible.
You know, we're sorry about that. And he's like, oh, you know, it's OK. You know, I kind of enjoy the humiliation of it. And you and I were very sympathetic with this because we've dealt with this type of situation, not specifically with that, but other people having their own issues, obviously. And so I know you're a very compassionate person and you gave him this incredible session.
Yeah, we did sounding. Tell us about the session because I'll then tell the listeners what he did after the session and how he wrote me and what he said. Well, you know, I just did some simple like impact that was like gradual, like I started really soft, gradually worked my way up there. And then we tried sounding because this session was only an hour, so you'd only can do so much. And I did clothes pins on his fingers and then sounding and he enjoyed it.
You know, like though I think we went up to like size four or five. So I think it was really good. It was a good session. That's awesome. Yeah, he got to experience new things and that's always what's cool. But yeah, it, it, I asked him all specifically. I was like, if I was to give you penetrative, you know, like pegging or anything, what would happen because you don't have a prostate? He says he still enjoys the humiliation of it.
But there is no prostate. But, you know, women don't have a prostate. Yeah. But I guess it's because it's connected to the vagina, the vaginal wall. So, like, it still feels good. Maybe that's why it feels good. I'm not really sure. Maybe because anal sex is not the same as sex. It's a different feeling, so I'm not quite sure if he would actually enjoy it or not 'cause we never actually did it. Wouldn't it be interesting to just be a man for a day?
Oh yeah, You know how much I play with my tank? Oh my God. I put it in everything right? Jello, The slime. I've been dying. I would. Love it an actual vagina though. Oh. Well, I knew what my vagina feel like, I guess. I guess you know what? The gripper, the greens, walls or whatever. The Griswolds The Griswolds, the. Gripper put put my Wiener in the gripper. I didn't care how big my Wiener is, it's going that. Sounds like a fucking wrestler's name.
How big you think your Dick would be if you got a Dick? If God bless you with a Dick for a day, how how big you think he'd give it to you? Ohh I like a 10 inch Dick. I I feel like I have like a 5 1/2. I feel like you, I don't feel like I have big Dick energy, you know what I mean? Just like I feel like I have like a 5 1/2. Yeah, slightly above average or slightly below average. Yeah, I'd have a 5 1/2 and just
be sticking it in weird things. Yeah, I said to you and Abby today, I said, you know, girls, 5 inches is average. No. And they're like no, no, it's not. I'm like, no, you bet. You're just fucking guys with. Big ass Dick. Well, why are they all here? Like I don't I, you know, I mean like only big guys come for us. I guess. I don't know. The little ones are scared of us. God, you and your loose pussy. I'm just kidding. I do not have my loose pants. But it's still like, why do they?
I don't get small Dick people. It's like I check like only see in your pants. Yeah, I think we just go after big Dick energy. You must. Yeah, you must. Do you think that that your ex-husband, for example, I mean, he was the primary person, you know, in your life, but do you think he was arrogant about the size of his cock? He was very shy. OK, how about the size of his Dick? And you know, he had like slightly above average or slightly or right on average, you know, he wasn't a bad size
Dick and. But to you average is 7 inches. OK, but he was 6 1/2. OK. So he was like an average. But then once me and him separated, it was all uphill from there. I went, OK. It was like each time it got bigger. And the last one I showed you that last one. Remember the one that was scary. Yeah, I once I got that big, I was like, I'm not going back that big, though. That's crazy.
I'm good at like 7/7 and 1/2. Yeah, I think my boyfriends 8 maybe I think it's bigger, I don't know, but I'm like good at least 7 1/2. I don't want that. Liv is dating my nephew my my my very first oldest nephew. So when she tells me things like this, it's kind of. Like don't tell. Me. Don't tell me about the sad of his Dick. I seen it when it was the sad of a little with a Gherkin. It was no trust me when he was a kid. You know you have children, right?
When you look at children is sweet and innocent, but you happened to change your diapers. I'm kind of going to go with yeah, he's going to be a lucky sumbitch when he's old did. You feel that way towards him or no? Yes. One of my kids are like that. My oldest was like, he's always. I was like, yeah, you're well
and down. It was a joke in our family because then my brother, who's his father, said yeah, he didn't get that from me. You know you get your penis from your mom side of the family anyways. Your mom. Okay, well there you. Go so yeah, you wouldn't get from your dad isn't. That crazy you get the penis size and your hair. Your hair lost from your mother. That's wild. Isn't that wild? What else? What do you get from your father? Feet. Nose. I. I guess I don't really know.
I don't know research that part but. Yeah, I don't know. You know, to me, I to me, it shouldn't be like a divided of of traits like that, but I. Guess it's natural. Like that's, that's a natural thing. Yeah. I can't really, I mean. It could be. It's just probably superstition, because who's supposed to know? I don't know. We're dominatrixes. We don't know who you say. Women don't have Dicks. I don't know what if I did? I supplied it.
I know one woman and she thinks she's a woman, but she's got got a Dick, so we'll just stick to that. Yeah, yeah, I would like my 5 1/2 Dick fit in all the right places. Would you wouldn't like the thick as a yeah, soda can? You knew I was going to say yeah, yeah. You're like, Oh yeah, I want that. Bigger, you know, it's a bit small, isn't it? Fuck, that's hilarious. Yeah, it won't be small after that. Wow. Thick old booger.
You know, it was really funny that, you know, I used to do the show with my former bestie and sad as it may to talk about him, I've never brought him up in any episode after this. But you know, he dated one of my dear friends and you know, he would always brag about his cock like every fucking episode we had to hear about the Masters cock.
And I was just like I said, okay, get a lot of your energy, you know, just tell everybody how big it is, you know, and I refused to go on his fat to see any pictures of it. I didn't want to see it. I don't want to know about it, you know, 'cause it's like talking about your brother's anatomy. You don't want to talk about it. It's disgusting, you know? Yeah. And so and I know people would be like, oh Mia, don't be so close minded, but I don't want to know about it.
I mean, we see enough digs, we don't have to see that one. Right. And so one of the people that I knew he had sex with, they're like, I don't know what he always bragged about. It wasn't that big. I was like, oh, OK, well, good to know. Thanks for telling me that like. OK, well be to be fair, the one you're talking about, she likes it girthy. Yeah. So it could have been long. Yeah. And then not girthy. Well, you know, you can check it out on fat and I'm sure it's.
All over I will go for it. Yeah, you let me know. Yeah, I'll. Tell you no, don't let me know. I don't want to know. It looks like a carrot. I'm just kidding. I don't know. I don't even know who we're talking about. Oh, wait, no, your ex best friend I know you're talking about. OK. So jeez, that's crying. Oh my God. I've seen a Dick that looks like a carrot though, orange and
everything. He was a tan guy and his skin on his Dick was like like a like a dark pink to orange color and very skinny and it started at the base was really big and it got really tiny at the top. It looked like a bag on carrot. It freaked me out. It was gross. They called my besties traffic cone. Oh yeah. Yeah, so. There might be some traffic cone, maybe the other direction. So like, you know, go out. You're all about that big head. You always talk, OK? The big head, because you know,
it's got that that. The Ridge. Yeah, the Ridge is what's rubbing on your. Your. Ridge is on the inside, yeah. So yeah, that if you don't have that, then. What are you just? Are you feeling? Yeah, you're just. Opening your pussy up, that's it. OK. Thank you is incredible. Yeah. You know, it's like I used to go out with one guy and I really liked him. And I always said the circumcised penis felt incredible because she felt the skin move. Is great.
Oh, the uncircumcised. Yeah. I feel like they have their their, like there's good things about it and there's bad things about it. So I mean, I feel like they all even out, but I think it's really cool that they still have all their nerves. So they feel you different. Yeah, they feel it more intensely and like then somebody who is circumcised. That's cool. Yeah, well, back to the guy with cancer. Oh my God, why don't we like? This I know, I know. We we go back.
It's OK. But listen, I'm sure you. Remember. Yeah, I do. I can go back. They know how they are. They're like. So back on topic, ladies, He was, Yep, mother digger. But but the guy was so sweet. It was so nice. And, you know, I was kind of a bitch because when he came in, I was like, look, don't block the driveway again. You need to go move it, you know? And I was like, damn, after he's like, yeah, I'm going through chemo treatment. I'm like, God, Mia, you're such a bitch.
And he was. Really young too. Yeah, so sweet. Yeah, I didn't. How old was he? He was 33, I think. Yeah, 32 I think just. Somewhere in there, yeah. Because he said that. But anyway, he ends up writing me an e-mail and he's like, Mistress me, I just have to let you and Madam Liv know that I ended up getting an erection for the first time since I had my prostate taken out. That is so nice to hear. Isn't that amazing? Because he didn't think he was ever going to get an erection.
Well, he talked like his doctor says he he had it. I'm sure he had doubt in his mind. Yeah. Yeah. Because, I mean, I'm looking at it. I want to get hard, but it's not. And that's so sad to think about. So sad. Because girls, all you got to do is put a little Lube in there and it's going to still work, yes, but for guys, you can't do anything about that. No, but he said, you know, with proper training now you know, he could program his mom. How?
Do you train that? You know, it's masturbation, you know, Yeah, it's, you know, getting it. So when he. Goes to therapy. He's just masturbating. Yeah, because I asked him, believe it or not, that is a therapy at times for certain people and certain procedures. I mean, yeah, I work here too. He. Says can I masturbate for therapy? Sure. Go into your masturbation room live. Yeah, just like halfway of the day. Just let off some steam. Right.
But anyway, he had said that and I said, so how did you get hard? And he says, I was thinking about my session with Madame Lev, and that's sweet. That is sweet. I thought Bam. My brain is so chemically balanced because over here like, oh, he got turned on by. Me that is so. Great. Is it like, wow, that's hot? Like. Well, no, I think it's normal for you to feel that way because again, this was a guy who didn't think he was going to have an erection. I know, and yeah.
We both see, you know, the effects of people being on chemo and drugs. Yeah, that's, that's a lot. That's a lot for the human body to endure. I mean, how I see my poor little puppy and see what she goes through. But you know, dogs take it like champs. Yeah, dogs are different than humans. When? It comes to different. Yeah. They had very few side effects from it. So I mean, what for humans to endure? And like you said, he's 3233 years old, I think.
I think that's just. He still looks really great. He's a great looking guy, he said. He was married so. Great body, too. He had a cute little body once he took his clothes off. Take your clothes off, boy. Leave that chain on. Yeah. Nikki, Nikki. Nikki. Nikki Funny, funny story. OK, we're talking about impotence dealing with this because everybody's just like it's mental. It's mental. You know, guys have an issue.
You know, we don't know. We're not, we're not women, men, we don't have to deal with this, like you said, Dick problem. So we have sympathy for dudes who just can't get it up, right. So years ago, I met this guy and this guy was like a stockbroker, attractive, never married, no kids. And I think he was like 2728 years old, super nice guy. I was 21, in my prime, just lost my virginity, been having sex with multiple people just to fucking go crazy.
Anyway, so I met him and he's like, why don't you come to my place? I'll make you dinner. We can hang out. You know, I'm like, oh, sure, we can do that, You know. Anyway, he told me he's like, yeah, you know, I just feel like the intimacy is so much nicer and it's quiet. It's just you and I, And I'm like, God, how trusting was I that I go to this strange man's house. But he had a really nice house, you know, he's very pleasant and everything.
But he told me he had social anxiety with issues, you know, outside of the house. And I said, oh, you know, no big deal it. Was nice of you. Yeah, I was cool with it. And so, you know, after today, he was very attractive and we had a very strong mutual attraction for one another. So you can imagine the guy's like 6 foot dark hair. He kind of looked Italian, which was like, yeah. Yeah, you have a thing for Italian man I. Have a thing for men in general.
I find I will find something attractive with a man. As long as he's clean, he smells good. Yeah, You know, mine's a lot of bad body hair, you know. But anyhow. I like body hair. I do too, as long as it's groomed. I don't like the yeah, you know, the overgrowth on the penis. You know, I don't like hairy balls. I don't like wiry hair. Just saying, all right, I'm just saying like chest hair, chest hair. I love me to rub me some fingers through some chest hair.
I'm OK with that. Yeah, I'm with you. Check out Andy Garcia and Godfather 3. Holy shit he had fucking God gorgeous fucking Italian and he had like black body hair and he put on a red satin robe. Then he went to his dining room and shot 2 guys in the fucking head. That was awesome. He was sexy as fuck. I was. Like. Oh yeah. Anyway, so back to the guy with the impotence problem. Poor. Guys. Shit. So anyway, so after dinner he's like, you want to go back to my bedroom?
And I'm like, oh, absolutely. So I just happen to have something sexy on under my clothes. What? What can I do, you know? I just sleep on it, yeah. So totally. So we got back and we're in his bed and he's like, look, I have to be honest with you. I talked to you about my social anxiety. He's like, but I have an issue with getting an erection. He's like, I, I haven't been able to get an erection in three years. I'm like, oh, so well, don't worry about it.
Don't even think about it. It's not important. He's like, really, I'm like I said, we can make out. We can do other things. I said right now I'm going to sit on your Dick and you know, it's not going to be inside of me and I'm just going to straddle you and I'm going to make out with you and I'll have a great time with you. And he's like, oh, OK, he didn't know how to handle that. So here I was in the lingerie thing. He's butt ass naked because I'm like, take your clothes off, get
in bed. You know, let's make fun. Let's have some fun with this shit. You know, anywho, we're making out and it's really heated passion, just big make out session and he could kiss. I could kiss. It was great. A lot of tongue and we're just hands all over, grabs my titties. Boom, boom, boom. Next thing I know I said I didn't think you could get an erection. What is that? He's like, holy shit, I didn't know that could happen again. Well, good for him. Good for him.
I'm glad that you were able to get in there. So I just that's a. Good notch on your belt. It's notch on my belt. Three years of impotence, yes. I just happen to have a condom on me, so slip that condom on. Just rode that thing to town and said boom, we're going. To get me one like that, give me a notch. Yeah, you'll get you a notch. Come on now. I've got a lot of notches. It's all marked off in the last three months. Instead of putting a notch in my headboard, I just put it in my purse.
Like mine's one kind of boot notch. That's what he anyway. It was a fun time. He's a great guy, so. Yeah, and he said he was good looking, so yeah, even better. Fuck yeah, now you wouldn't talk about the party. Talk about the party. Yeah, yeah. We're talking about the party. Yeah, we're talking about, you know, impotence. So let's just jumped up. Funny topic. The party from my angle, it was from the flower. Well, yeah, you fell down the steps.
That was an issue. I know every time I go down the stairs now I'm like this is where I fell. You know, I've been very fortunate as a spiral staircase. I know how easy it is. But you know, people think that it's cool to have given you the one side when you're wearing heels. And you're, he's a big guy, too. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah. And he was like, do you got it? And I was like, yeah, right. Whenever I fell. Oh gosh. So that was like 6 steps. That's crazy.
Yeah, it was pretty high up there. And you know, it's, it's honestly, I wonder that you didn't break your chin or something. I'm. Surprised I break my leg. I didn't even sprain my leg, I just have a bruise on it. Because Barbie's like man, she like, belly flopped on the floor. It was bad. I did. I was like holy shit I wish I could have seen. Yeah, I hit my chin. I I hurt my wrist and then I hit, I hurt my ankle. Yeah. Oh, I saw your ankle.
That's that's not pretty, but. Well, it's actually gotten better. I don't know. I thought it was gonna be way worse. No, you're tough. Yeah. So I sit right by the gate and I saw pretty much all the sex possible in the tent. They use the fucking machine. There was one chick and it was kind of comedic because she's a friend and she's really cool. Super nice lady. But. Every time somebody come up to me and they're like, is Red Shirt still in there?
She's still fucking. I'm like, yeah, I think that's number two or three or four maybe. They're the one that came out and with that other guy was like, I had to give her a break. Yes. So that was the same girl. Yes, OK. Yeah, I've seen her have sex with quite a few of them.
Yeah, and she goes to give me a hug because she kept her shirt on with a lot of the set, with a lot of the sacks and and she comes to me and she's like, oh, me, I was going to give you a hug, but I got I, I kind of squirted all over my blouse here. And I'm like, it's OK. I gave her a little hug. I'm like, oh, cold wetness on my
blouse right now. It was fun watching her though, like there was this one guy who had a great ass and she did missionary so he was on top and man oh man, we're just watching him go to town. You know why he has a great ass? Because he's a very athletic in what he does. What did he do? I'll tell you after the podcast. OK. If I, if I told you, I'd totally give it away to everybody. Couldn't do it. Oh, OK. Because a lot of people listen. I see. But yeah, hot fucking ass on
him. Yeah, he had tattoos. Oh yeah, it was nice. Yeah, I was like wow, that ass. Yeah. So literally all of us came in just to watch his ass. Yeah, it was like 4 people. Damn. And it was already an old guy already in there. So got me that one guy, then 2 girls. Yeah. Dog came in there watching that ass go to town. I was like back on keep going shit. My good friend Miss Master Bob, he was the older gentleman, Master Bob. I like that man. You like that, Master Bob? Master, master.
Bob, it's simple, it's easy, and he is easy. He is. He is a cool fucking guy. He brought the two women with him. He brought the white chick and that's his girlfriend. OK, white chick. You know how many white chicks were there? Well, they they were sitting, all three of them together. He was the old white gentleman Tamal the one with. The blue outfit on the leash. Yes, yes, I liked her. She was cute, awesome, and I
loved the leash. That he wasn't allowed to leave her, Yes. Or she wasn't allowed to leave him. Yes, and then the black woman that was with him, that's his wife. Oh, OK. So they have this throuple and they're fucking awesome. So the white chick is as submissive his wife. I think it's just like a mutual thing. I don't think she's really into BDSM, but she loves to come to the parties and they're very dear friends of mine. I just adore them all.
They're very kind people. They really are super cool and this was the first. Part Yeah, they were nice. Yeah, they're really cool people. I can't, you know, regardless of how active I was, I kind of stayed to myself. You did. Every now and then you're like, I'm bored. I was like, fuck me, I think you'd be bored. I said go watch people fuck in the tent.
OK, that one I felt weird because one time I was like, I saw some of them through the window and I like lifted the tent over so I could see better and I was like, this feels a little creepy. I was like. You're scared. I saw you do that. They don't give a shit. I know I feel I was. Like what am I doing? Oh my God, kind of my person in mind. But they. Looking good over there. They were looking fabulous.
Some of them were just giving blowjobs and they kind of like lifted up and look back and they're like, I was like, shut up, get back. Then you saw our two special friends use the new machine that we got, the tremor, and they fucking rode that home and you had to sling bodily fluid over your shoulder. Yeah, I was catching it. Oh my God. Yeah, I was like, is squirt me in the face and like catch it in your mouth. I said no. I don't want to do that.
Now she has a nice vagina but warm wet liquid being squirt on your face. It just, I don't know, I've never had that have them before, so I wasn't ready. That's like a a vaginal bukaki, you know, instead of cum on your face, it's fucking pussy juice. Well, it smelled great. I kept telling her. I was like, your pussy juice smells great. You know, I'm glad it wasn't squirting on me smelling weird, but it was. It was great. Yeah, she's gorgeous.
Fucking no. But there there's nothing better than watching 2 hot chicks on a fucking Sibian. Basically, yeah. Yeah. They were badass, honestly. Yeah, it was cool. I was right there where the pussies were at. This was. Called Love Bots the trimmer and everybody seemed to enjoy it. Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed it. How did it feel? Felt like a robotic Dick I guess. Robotic Dick. Yeah, like, you know, like Dick has like a it forms to you there. It was like very hard.
So it didn't like form. I wish it would like be more wiggly. But yeah, it was nice. Vibrates and then goes in and out. OK, yeah, the way Charles did it, I said was live on it. And he says, yeah, it was kind of for science. And I was like, shut the fuck up. No, I got on it because I wanted to get on it. What are you talking about? I didn't do that for science. I mean, I guess scientifically I wanted to see if it felt great. Everybody sees it. All like, he's like, it was
tasteful. I didn't see anything. Oh, yeah, no, I just pulled everything to the side. Nobody saw anything. But yeah, I wanted to get on it. Yeah, So I did. And if anybody was to see would have been just Charles because the way that I was angled. But yeah, regardless of anybody who saw it, I got to do it and it was fun and he controlled it. So I think it would be cool to see this on video and actually watch. She already tried it, just saying. Oh. What?
Seeing you or somebody in general use the tremor, yes. You should get that one girl that wrote it 'cause she was fuck, she like broke the handle and everything. She was going hard on it. She fucking broke the. Handle I couldn't. Get I had to stay still. I I couldn't, I couldn't go up and down on top of it for some reason. It was just like, it was like too much for me, I guess. Well, not like it was too big. It was just too much. Yeah, because it was hard and
sticking in there. Well, my friend who broke the handle, I saw her get fucked with the fucking machine. And what you should do is try the fucking machine because they're Dicks to me. They feel very lifelike. Like I used one before and I was like, man, and we have two fucking machines. I haven't used both angles. I haven't used the black, but I've used the other. Freaking Charles. Use the black one. Yeah, I just be thinking about him like.
Don't use the black one. He was like, yeah, I was in my ass and I was, I was letting all the air out for like 2 days. Yeah. You know, it's so different. Because men's assholes. There's so much different than the vagina. I mean, yeah, there's a into the asshole, there's a mouth you. Know yeah, that's funny. I was going to say you could take the the fucking machine home and use it with your bullfrond. Don't tempt me. I know. Could you imagine carrying that night?
At the apartment, Yeah. Go up the stairs. Yeah, Forget the elevator. And somebody else gets in. You're like, hi. See, I used to have the bag for it, but the bag, anyone who's ordered it has seen the fucking bag. It's like a wreck We. Can take the Dick off it, nobody would know what it was. I don't know. It made me feel better. Yeah, I don't know. I would probably put it like in a in a bag of some sort, you know? Like a. Even like a gift bag something or a duffel. Bag, duffel bag.
That's what I was trying to think of, yeah. You know, protected but. Although you're about to stay professional, that sounds like somebody's going to be dying. If you put in a duffel bag, your murder tools, murder that pussy. Do you know when I've ever done outcall? I swear, the shit that I pull, you know, the outcall bag, it's like, it's like, what are we like, you know, dungeon on wheels? Like I said, I said this the
other day. It's like you can only carry so much shit with you, but could you imagine taking the fucking machine to an alcohol like somebody home? I'm going to bring the his Smith. That's what it's called. That one you're. Not supposed to plan your your your times though. No, you're not, so that. 'D be plan to. I mean, you kind of have to because sometimes they'll be like, oh, call yellow on something that you wasn't really prepared for them to call yellow on.
You got to switch up the whole thing. So you kind of got to improv a lot of times. You just got to be good at it. You do, don't you? Remember I always said when you start to do a session, never plan it all out in your mind because it never works out the way it's supposed to in your mind. And then you mess it up because you're like, God Dang, that was supposed to go. This way, yeah. And so you just got to let it happen. So I think those are good words to to end this on.
You just got to let it happen. You just. Got to let it happen. Yellow. Don't call yellow. No Yolo ohh. Yolo. OK like you only live once. Ohh, just let it happen. OK, alright, so until then, this has been the latest episode of. Call me Mistress.