Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and. Today we have the Barbie I. Think we are in harmony At that moment we were. The album's coming soon. So Barbie and I are going to talk some shit today because that's what women like to do. It's our favorite part. I'll come over and I'm like, Mia, you won't believe what I saw. Oh my God. Believe what I heard. And I get the latest scoop on OK Barbie. So did your hottie call you? Like what's?
What's going up with? Them yeah, I'm I'm trying to date right now so I get to update Mia with like a bunch of. I live vicariously through her, honestly. I know, right? I'll come in and you'll be like, oh, so well, what? What do you say? What'd she do? Like just trying to get on the way to school. I'm like, yeah, did you get to touch that ass? You pound that Dick. And I'm like, we held heads. We went to dinner. I'm like God you're fucking boring, would you fuck him
again? God texted she's like get do something interesting. Yes, get a fucking Dick pic. God go fuck his asshole. Do something exciting. He's so fucking hot. God, I would bend him over every day. I know you would. I. Would so, you know, so you can learn from me. I will tell you, you know, a woman in her 40s that my husband is so fucking hot that I love to
do dirty shit with him. And so my friend Mrs. Griswold called me this weekend, and she's got this cute little voice, Barbie. And she's like, so Mia, did you play with your husband, your little slave boy? And I'm like, yeah, I said, you know what I did to him? I said I teased him all weekend because he was too afraid to get in the back bed and he was too afraid. Afraid. To get in his body bag. Why? Because 1. He wouldn't have any way of defending himself if I hurt him.
'Cause he wants to defend himself suddenly, yes. Because he's been so bad, he, he's talked back to me this week. He's been bratty, he's been a little fucker. And you know, I mean, besides me, you get to slap him in the face and try to like stroke his Dick a little bit and tease him and slap his Dick to make it hurt. That's as far as I've gone. Damn, yeah, we'll have to jump him when he comes. We'll get a giant net. Yeah, jump him with a net. Drop it over the balcony and get him.
Sack. We're just actually jumping him. It's not BS him anymore, it's personal. Exactly. So you know, one day you might be married. To your one day I'll I'll get me a honey that I'll beat up every day. Exactly. Come home and he's got, you know. So like, for as confident as I am, for as dominant as I am, when it comes to like romantic interest, I am just, I'm giggly. I'm just a girl. Like bringing off, I get too nervous to say anything. And so Mia wants all these juicy details.
I'm like, there's not going to be juicy details for a minute. Barbie, Barbie, Put that strap on on. Wear it. I just wear it out. I'll get like. 3 boyfriends, yeah just wear it out and then when he picks you up and be like hey, this is for dessert. I do a party trick when I go out in public and like guys approach us at like a club. I can't wait to hear that. It's not a, it's not even a party trick. I just actually just go. What do you do for work?
I go. I'm a dominatrix and it's the funniest thing every time because I don't often like tell people like in normal settings but something about when a group of guys is trying to hit on you and your friends, it derails everything. Now they have to ask me if I stepped on Dick and balls before and the answer is yes. Fuck. Yes, they asked that. I said I did that yesterday like. Sure as. Fuck I did.
I had a CBT session and I sure as hell stepped on his Dick and balls with my giant goth girl platforms and they were like have you ever stepped on a Dick? And I went in these shoes and they were like so. Tell us about our little adventure today, how much you're enjoying CBT. CBT. I've done a few CBT play sessions before and I'm starting to like, really enjoy it. There's something serene about it. Well, serene for me, not serene for them, I guess.
But the the guy that we played with today in the dungeon, we we were, he was like new and he's like, I like bondage. He didn't really know anything. And then out of nowhere, Mia starts hitting him in the Dick with this giant like leather flogger. And he didn't flinch at all. Like he just took it and he was like, oh, oh, like he liked it a lot. And then when we were done playing, we were like, next time you should do CBT. And he was like, what's that? And we were like cock and ball
torture. And he's like, oh, I can't do that. And I was like, why? Like he was like, it'll hurt. I'm like, we were just doing it to you. We were he was like jerking off and I was smacking like his the tip of his Dick with a flogger. And I'm like, what did you think cock and ball torture was like that is that? Yeah, it was fun. He was rather entertained. He was. I love when they're into it. He. Was I told you he was totally in the zone?
I think some guys, not to be rude, they like to stone face it, Yeah. Or they just, you know, they, you can't really tell if they're enjoying it or not 'cause they're just kind of like standing there and but like, Nah, he was into it. He was like, Oh yeah. And he was like leaning back and dripping all over the floor. Got a snail trail going on? He was. It was a lifestyle box down. He had a bath after that soaking. Had to. Go hose them off, try to wax the floor for us.
Sorry. No, it's hilarious because you know what cracks me up there? He tries to tell me he's 40 and I'm like, dude, it's not 40. He's like 55. He. Said he was 40. No, yeah, that's what he said. Oh yeah, Now he did shave. His back for us. Though he did, he was shaved all over. He's a nice looking man. He was very sweet, very respectful, you know, decent. Dick. Yeah. Oh yeah, Really? Stood at attention. Yes. And so, you know, Barbie puts him up on the wall. He's there.
You know, he keeps leaning back. He's totally into it. He's in those. He's gonna break our. Wall. I know it's crazy. You know, when he had those big thick cuffs on, it's like he's not coming off the wall. You know, like wall might come off exactly. We have this like beautiful like metal grate bolted to the wall that we like chain people to. And he was leaning back and like, we have people stand on this box in front of it, so you're elevated.
So he's leaning back and I'm like, if that thing comes off the wall, he's just hitting the ground. I'm like, there is nothing that's gonna because he's on a box. He's gonna. Truck so I. Kept trying to push him forward, like please don't put all your weight on your wrist like you're just a liability. Go. And he thought, I think he thought I was playing with him. I was just trying to get us to save a lawsuit or something. He finally got the hint when he was holding on to the bar,
though. Like like I. Pushed him really hard, like stay up there. But you were hitting him with the flogger and the and the yeah, I didn't go too. Hard, since it was like his first place. I should, Yeah. You know, you never want to go too nuts. You don't want to scare him because it's easier to build up to things than to build down you. Know absolutely, but he enjoyed it and we're. Definitely probably going to see him again. Oh. Yeah, it was a fun session.
He should let. Us do CBT next time. I feel like if you can get smacked in your hard Dick with like a like a giant riding crop then you'll like CBT. Absolutely. I think that for sure he'll be back without a doubt. I think that. I ran my claw up his Dick and he didn't move. Oh my God, I don't. Like CBT? I forgot I did that. Wow, did you see me doing that?
No, it was you were you had that is when you had the vibrator against the tip of his Dick. I reached around with the the vampire gloves and ran a claw down a shaft and he didn't even flinch and he seemed like he liked it. Wow, yeah, that's awesome. Do more. CBT let me do it actually. I find it calming, good I love. It I love it. Aside from that, let's just jump into this. We've we've already talked about CVT. Have we done anything? I mean, have you ever done anything?
You talked about stepping on a guy's sticking balls with your big platform shoes, but is there ever been a point where you're like, holy shit, me, I, I might have hurt him like. There was like a CBT guy I did where he, he enjoyed everything. Yeah, but at a certain point I was just like, I don't know how much harder I can go because I had already made his Dick bleed on accident. I had stepped on his Dick with my feet, not with my feet with my shoes on.
Yeah. And he had purple dots all over his balls from where the clothes pins that I ripped off were. And I was just sitting here. I'm like, I'm, I'm coasting real close to something that's scary, 'cause I was like, what's he gonna want me to do next? Right. But no, he took a lot of it, especially like, you know, after you're bleeding, it's been beat, you know, But he loved every second of it. I think he told me he did.
Maybe he lied to me, but. I doubt he lied, but you know they have this image in their mind about what they would really love. But naturality, they take maybe 20% of that you. Know, I think because people forget pain's not real in your fantasies, so when you're fantasizing about getting hurt, you can't actually feel what that's going to be like, you know what I mean?
And so it's really hard to gauge how much you'll actually like, like it, you know, when you've never actually been hurt in the way you're thinking about, you can't fantasize about it correctly. So of course, in their fantasy, we're like stomping the fuck out of their Dick and we're like slapping it, punching them in the face and choking them out. When in reality, like, that stuff hurts a lot more than you
think it does. Like even small paddles and small, like floggers can hurt a lot if wielded correctly. So, you know, it is always fun when you get like hot shots and they're like, I don't have a pain tolerance. And they're like, hello. I love it, Yeah. When it's red, that stops the scene. Everything. It's done. Oh, yeah. And but, you know, I tell you, I've haven't had very many call red over the years.
I really haven't. I. Had one call red the other day, but it was, I think we already talked about it. Yeah, it was that accident with the butt plug where I just didn't know how big it was. Yeah, he put it in before he came. Yeah, I had no idea. Yeah, that's fine. I like, I felt bad that I didn't mean to hurt him. I mean, he wasn't actually injured. It was just painful, you know what I mean? We, we, we've all had something ripped out of her ass too quick.
Oh, Speaking of that one time we did a, we had a play time with this one guy and he was into like anal stretching and the scene just kind of went sideways. He was just kind of being a Dick. And you know, Mia was like, OK, we're all done. And she popped that speculum out of his ass and didn't even crank it downwards. She just went and he was like. Yeah, you know why 'cause he's a fucking douche bag. He. Was I? We ended up having to block him. Yeah, Yeah, he was.
He already contacted me from a different number yesterday. Again. Again. Did you? Block the new one. What do you say? We can talk about it later if we can't talk about it on the podcast. See, this is what we do. Don't piss off women in the king scene. We will communicate. Well, let's, let's just go back, OK? We're going to go back because I've dealt with him for the last three years. Yeah. Basically he has to renegotiate, you know, and then he calls me
from different numbers. He texts me from different numbers. He basically wants me to put him in this zone of wanting to come here. And I'm like wait. He's trying to get you to beg him to come to the dungeon. Yes, by telling him, oh, you know, the girls can't wait to see you and Abby and Barbie. They just love to see. And I'm like, I'm not doing that. No, I'm not playing this game. Can't you know? And then once I set it up between you or Abby or someone else, ultimately.
Yeah, I only did him once and he. Cancels. He cancels, you know. It took seven years off my life. Yeah, I said that every time we talk about. This well, you know so. And here's the thing. When you and I did that session, what? Did he do he? Shit all over. And no, it was, it was bad because bad. You know, you sometimes you peg people or you do anal and there's a little poop on the dildo or something. And it's not ideal, but that's
why you use condoms. That's why he's a little Lysol will clean it up. And usually, you know, the guys we play with are like they enema, are they fast? And he said he did both and we put the speculum in him and it was flowing out of him. Like part of me was like, this had to be intentional. It was lava.
Like, I actually felt like he did it on purpose because it was just so much that I'm like, I felt like at a certain point he was pushing it out because then he was also playing dumb, 'cause then he was like, what's going on? Why are you guys stopping, 'cause I'm like, 'cause we're cleaning up a biohazard. What do you mean? Why are we stopping? And he had to be able to smell it because we were like spraying stuff. And he's like, what's wrong? What are you spraying?
And I'm like, oh, you're, you're just trying to piss us off. And then he was like, just kind of weird to like the other girl we had in the dungeon. Like when you stepped out, he was like trying to like hug her. And I was like, no, you're naked. What's not? Gross. But yeah, I'm not shocked you blocked him, because I remember you told me about it before, how he'd contact you from different numbers and I kept having to block. Him, yeah, I blocked him on all
numbers and ultimately I mean. We can do without a 65 year old. Man, you know, you know, and we can do better. It's not, it's not his age. It's not the SO. What he wanted. It no, it's not what he wanted. It's just the level of he does not give a fuck about shitting where we have to pull the garbage can over. Oh, it was asshole. Oh yeah, Mia had to step in and help me 'cause my little heart was like, I was actually thought I was gonna gag loudly. I know which.
OK, if you are into shit, that's fine, that's your thing, why not? But let's just put that, but don't don't surprise us with it. And two, don't put that on people you didn't negotiate with. And that goes back to renegotiating because if he did call you and like, hey, I want to do, I want to shit, you could have been like, that's fine. We're. Doing it outside. We have to switch what we're doing, yeah. We're doing it outside. Yeah. But yeah, you ripped that
speculum right out of him. That was kind of. I did, and you know, because I knew it wasn't going to hurt him. I mean because he put. His underwear on without wiping his ass and. It's crazy. I didn't see that part. But I mean, he already has a gaping hole, so it's not like it was going to be that big of a deal. But my thing of it was he's so disrespectful. And so this is dragged out for so long. And so finally when he messaged me the other day, he's like,
hey, can I come back? I'll be sure to clean out better. And I and I said, listen, I've heard that story before. He's. Told you that before. He's told me that before. I said no one wants to see you. Not Barbie, not Abby. No one else wants to see you, and quite truthfully, it's not worth it. It's not. It's not. There's nothing about him coming that's worth it for anybody. No. And it's not being like us trying to be a bitch or judgmental, but like, you're rude to us.
You don't care about what we want. And I know it's not necessarily about us, but like, you don't want to do what we planned on doing. You just, you know, you don't even like, you don't even care that you made that big of a mess. No, you stand up when you're done because you're done getting off. You put your pants on, you wave by. You don't even put on hand sanitizer. You don't offer to pick your own
shit up off the ground. Like if I shit on the floor somewhere accidentally, not that I would, I have a tight little virgin hole, but I would literally breakdown sobbing and clean it up spotless. Like I would scrub that shit with a toothbrush. Thank you. It would be cleaner when I left. It's just amazing to me. It really is, yeah. Definitely, I only saw him the once too, that's how bad it was. So uncouth and you know. That's the only person I've ever like did a session with that I
was like Mia, never again. You know, Abby put him on the Gurney before and you know, he didn't even want bondage initially. He said he wanted bondage. You know, he says he wants all these things. And as we begin the session it it turns into something completely. Different. And then he brags about how many bitches he fucks.
Yes, that was the other thing. He cancelled the last minute the last three times, and I was being so nice to him and he's like, yeah, I'm just going to have one of my girlfriends come over and fuck me. I'm like Oh my God, stop you dirty old man you're disgusting. He had more hair on his shoulders than he did his head. Thank you, God bless.
Not to make fun of him. Hey, we're only making fun of him 'cause he was mean to us. Exactly, exactly 'cause we have got so many nice people that come to the dime. Yeah, so many sweethearts. We do the the crossdresser I did the other day was really sweet. Yeah, you know. I forgot his name, but he he's been here before I could tell. Yeah, yeah, he was sweet. And that's why I said, you know,
95% of them are just awesome. It's just that 5% of fuckers that you just want to. Punch they either think we're prostitutes, they don't understand anything about it. So they come in and they just don't like anything, which is rare that that happens. But you know, some of the new guys that come in, you're like, So what are you interested in? They don't have an answer for you and it's like you don't.
And then you name a few. I had that happen once where this guy came in and the only thing he wanted was something I wasn't going to do. I think he wanted to eat my ass. And I was like, I don't, I'm not going to do that. I'm kind of I'm a no touch. Oh fuck, was he thinking? Yeah, I'm a no touch Dom unfortunately.
Like the only touch I allow is like usually from my knees down or maybe if a sessions going good like I'll let them like touch my thigh or something like that or but like rarely I I will do definitely not letting you eat my ass. And he just had nothing else he wanted to do. And I, he like, felt so bad. And I was like, oh, you know, you can always like, come back and, like, play with a different Dom, like, that might be better for you. And he's like, well, I can't just leave you hanging.
And I was like, I'm sorry, what are we supposed to do? So, you know, Charles and I actually had a discussion the other day and he's like, have you ever slipped and let someone eat your pussy in the dungeon? What slipped and let them eat your. Pussy well slipped as in. Like being. Unprofessional, you know, not being professional and letting them do that.
And I said absolutely not. I said if I let anybody who I didn't have their actual documentation that they were clean, you know, I would be stuck with a disease. I mean, who can you really trust? You know, I mean people get also. Like word gets out and then like if they're like. You know, then other people would just assume that they can just get that same treatment. Yeah, no. You never want to cross that line of like personal and. Yeah. It's just because like, that's
why I like at parties. Like I don't really play with people that aren't like my friends or people that I already know. Just because I don't want, you know, I don't want people just thinking it's just a free for all over here. God bless. So crazy. So Speaking of this, Speaking of free for all, you had a little. Stalker. I wouldn't call him a stalker, but it was definitely weird.
I met this guy on Tinder and we started talking and he was like he was nice and he was kind of what I was looking for. He was a little goth. He like, you know, had a job I was interested in and I'm like oh, this is going really good. And I'm like he like was really into talking to me. He would text me every morning and I was like, oh this is going
really nice. And then he had kind of but I hadn't told him what I do for work yet just because I was like, I just want to see where it goes before I mention anything. Well, he unpromptly like mentions he does like Twitter stuff and I was like oh cool. So he also does like, you know, kink related stuff like we're good. And then he like talks about how he is an only fans and he was talking about how making content can be hard and finding people to film with.
And he specifically said, oh, I just have trouble because I want to make kink content. And I was like, oh, he said kink that's my way in. So I just very lightly go, oh, I have that same issue. I also have an only fans that I'm trying to use more and it's hard to find people to film with. And he didn't ask me about it at all. And I was like, that's weird. Like you just found out someone you don't know also has a kink
only fans. And you're not even going to ask me what I do or what I film or what kink it is. And so I was like, at first I just thought maybe he's just not going to ask me anything about myself. And then he just kept talking about like, his stuff and king. And then he brought up Fetlife. And I mentioned, oh, I also have a Fetlife. And at this point, like, he didn't ask me for my Fet name or anything like that. And I hadn't even told him what I do for work yet.
So I'm like, really confused on why this guy is just so uninterested in the fact that I'm on the same page as him. And so I eventually just go, yeah, I work as a dominatrix. And he wasn't shocked at all. He just was like, oh, cool. And I was like, OK, maybe he's just really nonchalant, like maybe this is just how he is. Maybe he's just really in the lifestyle. And that's the the vibe I got.
I end up seeing him in person and he had a friend with him and it was a girl and he was like wiping her face off, giving her shoulder massage. And at some point I caught him like Brat taming her like while we were out in public and I was. Like I was so weird. I was like, wait, you're here because we're talking romantically. Like, why are you like messing with another girl?
Especially before we've ever even talked about any of that, you know, And he kind of like kind of bragged about like not bragging, but like he had kind of already talked about his experience with other women to me. And that just kind of put me off a little bit because I was like, what about? Me shit. Yeah, Like why? What about me? This is about me right now. This is not about your other bitches. This is about me. But yeah, it just didn't really go very well.
It went neutrally, but he didn't really have an opinion on what we were doing, just kind of followed me around like a puppy the whole night. It was just kind of like, you know, what's the point? But later I had asked him, is that your girlfriend? He said, no, that's just my submissive. What do you mean?
I was like, Oh my bad. And so I find out he knows a girl I know and I text her and he was like, Oh yeah, he was bragging about hanging out with you and that he was going to go hang out with Barbie. And I was like, he called me Barbie. And she was like, yeah, I said I never told him my FET name. And then I find him on FET and it turns out he has been following me for a quite a while and I'm like why did you not tell me you knew who I was from
the start? Like, it feels weird and it makes sense why he wasn't shocked when I told him I was a dominatrix because he already fucking knew. But it was just, it was just very funny, the whole thing. It was just so weird. And she was like, yeah, he's pissed off quite a few girls in the scene now. I keep telling him to stop because we're all gonna, it's gonna get around. I said, yeah, all the girls in the King community kind of talk to each other. So that's a little word of advice.
Don't piss off too many women in one community. We will all know about it. No, but it was just weird that he just pretended he didn't know who I was, but he knew exactly who I was the whole time. I was just like, you're right. It is a little bit of stalker behavior, a little tiny, itty bitty bit. I broke things off with him. I was just like, I don't think we want the same things. I was like, I don't. Because he, he was. Kind of bragging about like wanting to have threesomes with
these other girls. And I'm like, hey, not trying to be a bitch, but if you're trying to be my boyfriend, you're going to have to act like you actually fucking want me. Don't know if that's a foreign concept. Sorry for the rant guys, I just wanted to tell my little story. No, you know, it's just the concept. You know, I think he is too big for his britches. Yeah, I think he's full of himself. Yeah, he's young. He's like good looking.
I mean, he's, you know, he's not the hottest man I've ever seen, but he's pretty. He's decently good looking and I'm sure he's good at what he does. But yeah, he's, according to that girl I talked to that he wasn't like that, and he just recently started acting like that. So I don't know if you're right. He just suddenly grew out of his britches or something. But right, it made me feel weird. I was like, why not tell me you know who I am?
That way I at least can like, decide what's going on. I don't know, is that weird? Well, I think your little hottie needs to step up to the plate. Well, we'll see what he you're rooting for him. I'm fucking rooting for him. I think he's so fucking. Hot rooting for you yes. Rooting for you no. He is hot by. Far, I think we have talked our ears off. We have. We had a major yap day today. We did, and you know, ultimately, you know, it was fun and we had a fun day in the dungeon.
So we did. I love when like people are really into. It you know, I know that was great Barbie. Until then, may all your fantasies become. Reality.