Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I have with me Madame. Liv. Hey, guys. So Liv, I've really got this cute little e-mail from this guy. His name's Brian. He's like, hello, Mistress Mia, I absolutely love your podcast question. You always reference your dungeon. Where is your dungeon located? I feel at some point I want to take a pilgrimage to this promised land. Keep up the great work.
Truly enjoy tuning in to listen to you and your lovely ladies. Thanks Brian. I. Like that? That's nice. Yeah, Yeah. Come see. It's not dungeon. So yeah, he's actually right outside of Houston and you know, that's 6-7 hours away. It's not too bad. But, you know, I told him I'm like, yeah, you know, we're in close to Pensacola, FL, right on the outskirts. And I told him I said, you know, we're not that far, you need to come see us.
But we, we had a, a few exchange of emails and talked back and forth about different things and. Yeah, really. Super guy. Good. Yeah. I. Like when they reach out and say something nice to us. Don't you though? All right, so the other night I did a vac bed session. He's probably one of my absolute favorite people. We'll explain about what a vac bed session is. So the vac bed session is, you know, the vac bed we talked about with Storm the other day, you know, and it's sleeve sack
of latex. So we still need to put you in it so so you can try it, right? All right. And it was funny because it's like when we stuck Storm in there, you immediately say to him, you're not claustrophobic, are you? That's one way to fucking psych him out. Like I said, breathing hole, Dick hole. It's cool, you know, And when you turn that vacuum on, it sucks. Everything sucks the air right out of it. And that's why you have to wear protective ear wear.
And you know, in certain cases with different people, you know, they need to be very cautious, you know, and clean out your sinus cavity like it sucks the shit out of your body. This gentleman, he actually likes to and get in it for two hours and it's wild. It's wild, right? You know, and he puts his, his earplugs in and everything. And you know, a lot of times with different people, I'll do
impact while they're in the bed. But with him, you know, I run my nails all over it when I put the silicone Lube all over the vac bed. The silicone Lube is something that's safe to put on top of all that rubber so it doesn't depreciate it at all. But when you put that on, you can rub your hands all over it. You can so they feel that sensation, you know, of your hands and your nails over, you know, the latex and he just absolutely loves it. That's OK. I love you too, Ella.
But Needless to say, he's super cool. I do that. He never does any anal. I don't do any of that, but I do a lot of tease and denial. I use the the milking machine that we have on him and he actually bought his own attachment for the milking machine. What does? That look like you told me about that. It's the same like cylindrical tube.
So we have that one cylindrical tube and it has the latex sleeve on the inside, and you basically just slide it on, slide it on his Dick, and you hook it up to the actual machine. And so it does that pumping action. You know, the one he brought in, it was like 5 inches versus the other one that's like almost 10 inches long. So I put that on and he was the one I was telling you he has like the mushroom head. Oh, yeah. And that's the one I took. And I put that massaging prong
inside his urethra. So he enjoyed it. Yeah. But it was interesting because first when he came, he came with the prong sticking in his deck, and you could see a little bit of like, come, like spurt out. Well, then when I use the cylindrical tube to attach to the milking machine, there is a screw, you know, at the top of that tube and it just kind of holds that casing on.
Well, when there's stuff in that sleeve come, it spurts out because this is an older tube and ours really doesn't do that usually like it the screw is on there tight, there's longer tube. And yeah, exactly. Well, this one was shorter and as it was doing its thing, you know, the, you know, the little droplets of Lube that silicon Lube would just like pop out. I'm like, oh, it's raining, it's
raining. And you know, right, that vacuum is so fucking loud in there and I've got my music cranked up so I can hear the music over the vacuum that he's doing that. And you know, obviously he's enjoying himself. Well then of course, you know it's going to be mixed with cum. But when he does his grand finale of this crazy orgasm that he had that shit shot up out of the hole from the screw, it was like everywhere it was, it was like a fucking rainfall load.
It was it was a crazy load. I was like, what the fuck? And even after after between the mixture of the solution of the calm and Lube, it was coming out like a foam at the end. EW, yes, gross. And with the friction and everything in there, science is so cool. Fun to watch, but at least it's his take. Give it to him and just sit him on his way, yeah? Yeah, I know. And so I was like, oh, OK, shit. So yeah, that was his grand finale.
And he came twice. But the whole time he's so, you know, he's so hard the whole time. And I'm like, fuck, you know, two hours. I told him I'm like, you know, you got to be a Mac daddy in bed doing that. Like, I mean, a man staying hard two hours, he can come two or three times in that session. And still stay hard. And still stay hard. So I it's ideal, right? I'm like, fuck yeah, you know, And he's got such a great personality. But it was funny. He told me a funny story the
other day after our session. We were talking and I was telling him about my sweet little Twila. And I was saying, you know, I take her to Auburn for her cancer treatments. And he's like, you know, Auburn is my alma mater. And he's like, you know, I love it there. He said I had a lab growing up. And he said I had my lab for a really long time. And he started getting sick. He developed this tumor and
everything. And, and so I had asked them if there was a way that we could go ahead and get his DNA or his sperm so that we could save it for the future. And he's like, yeah, he's like, I actually pay Auburn monthly to hold on to my, my dog's sperm. And I'm like, how cool is that? You know, he's like, you know, I tell some people and they're like, uh, and I'm like, no, that humans and the faculty, they're doing it for an animal. I mean, that's that's actually. Kind of cool, yeah. It.
Is right nice of them. And I told him, I said, you know, if I had with my dog, you know, I would have loved to have saved her eggs, you know? But again, that's just so cool. So anyway, so we're talking. And he's like, yeah, He's like, I thought they were going to just be kind of scientific about it, go in there and extract it from his testicles, and that would have been it. And he said, so I took my dog, and he said I was with my mom. He said, this is years ago.
You see where I'm going with this? He says, you know, they have such a high protocol too, this at this facility that you take your animals to because, you know, you go in, if you go into certain areas, you know, you have to be escorted and everything. So he said, yeah, he said, they took me back with my mom and my dog and we're going back there. And then they, they recruit a
couple of other people. And he said, and then this hot, beautiful blonde doctor comes in and he's like, wait a minute. And he kind of looked at his mom like, are they not gonna like use a needle to do this? And so he's like, uh, are you all doing this? And she says, Oh, yes, we have to do, you know, a manual stimulation to do this. I think my mom and I want to go ahead and go. And they're like, look, we don't have a lot of time for this. We're just going to do this real quick.
You know, you all don't have to watch this, but it's going to take a lot for us to take you all back with an escort, blah, blah, blah. And he's like, you know, it was one of those most uncomfortable moments. He's like, not so much for me, but just the fact that I'm sitting there with my mom. Jack off your dog. It was hilarious and I was like, wow. Yeah, I mean, that's the easiest and cheapest way to do it anyways, right? I don't think you can take it straight from the balls, can you?
No, I don't think so. Because it's gonna. Be like made. Yes, exactly. And he says, yeah, he's like, I, I think I paid a couple grand for for this hot blonde doctor to fucking Jack my dog off. I love it. I love it and I. Was thinking, well you know, if she would have saw your Dick she might want to done yours for free. Yeah, right. OK. Topics that we should talk about. You and I have made quite a little list of things that we
wanted to talk about. The one that stands out the most I feel like is how people come in. They think it's a lot more intense than what it is or they're scared or religion is holding them back from it. A lot of things is just touching it when they're like I never, I never would do it or you know, if my mom or if my dad or just there's a lot of ifs. This wasn't the case then I would. But then when you do it, it's like, why didn't I do it sooner? Yeah, 100%.
And, you know, I think that was something that Mandy said the other day. She did. Yeah. She came in and she's like, you know, she said for two years, I put off not coming in to see you for two years, he said. I just wish I would have gotten the courage to have come in sooner. Yeah. You know, I don't know, you know, so many times doing this for so many years, I've always seen people come in and get so scared, you know?
You know, back in the day, I told you at my old dungeon, I used to open up the garage door manually and I had a long black curtain so none of my neighbors could actually see inside, you know, when I opened it. So I had this long black curtain and then they would see red lights behind it. So many times I had people come in and they fucking flip the fuck out, wow, and want it out and couldn't figure out how to
get out why. And I'm like, just calm down, I'll open the door, you know, Yeah, it was hilarious. It really was. But I like that fear factor. I would. I love to fucking scare people like. I mean, I guess, I guess it's like the way you would maneuver Dominic. Yeah. So. You know, we had this one guy years ago and he came in with this girlfriend and they were supposed to do like like a dungeon rental cock holding situation. And here he is a freaking pilot, right?
Uh huh. And he goes to leave and he can't figure out where the fuck the door is. Really. Yeah, I believe that happens a lot. Apparently so you've. Had a couple stories where people couldn't get out. It's so wild. It's so wild. And so scared. Why are you so scared? Yeah. Why are you so scared of us? Just those little, little white ladies. What? What are we gonna do? I don't know. I've done sounding, but I have literally talked so many people into doing sounding and they
have. I know it. And that's pretty scary. So it's something I'm hitting. But it's just like, like you, you trust me right about your life. Like they're like, yeah, I'll do anything for you. And then I stick a rod on their Dick and they like it. I. Told you. I thought it was absolutely hilarious when you sat in front of that guy and he's sitting on the couch and you were like, you want to come to the party, don't
you? Yeah, I feel like I'm very seductive during my play, Yeah. And he's like, now that you put it that way, fuck yeah. I don't know why. I don't remember that one. You know, I don't know, it just happened kind of quick when it did and, and we had done the session and it was right at the end. And yeah, I think it was with with our little puppy, our Sissy puppy. And it was just cute. The way you said it, you're like, don't you wanna? Don't you wanna come to the party?
Yeah, Every time somebody comes in, I was like, are you going to the party? Yeah, every time somebody comes in, I'm like, let's come, come to the party. Come see me the party. Right. So there was a guy who came to the dungeon years ago. It was when I first set this dungeon up, so like 8-9 years ago, right? And a lot of times Brie and I, you know, we've run ads and, you know, post on Fet. We're like, hey, you know, we're in the dungeon tonight.
We'll be up, you know, a long time, basically an all night kind of deal. Anyway, this guy found us and he might have found us on Craigslist or one of those, but umm, he came in, he was Indian and he came in and he's again sees all the red lights and he starts freaking the fuck out. He's like, oh, I said, hey, calm down. Come, come sit on the couch. He's like, you're going to kill me, you're going to kill me. And I'm like, why? What? What are you talking about?
We're not going to kill you. Probably. Have you come to our house and then we kill you? Yes. It's all written down somewhere. It's like you should be concerned if we say let's go in the backyard. I got a hole back there, motherfucker. But I was just like, calm down. He's like, you're gonna kill me, you're gonna kill me. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. So he. Never dated for the. Session Oh, no, he sat down for
a second. He's like, I see this in movies and he like got the fuck up and tried to leave. And you know, it's like that, that brick, that faux brick door and he couldn't find the fucking doorknob. He freaked the fuck out. He was having a panic attack, 'cause he really just, if you're not, if you're clear minded, it's very clear that there's a door there. Very clear, yeah. Since you just walked in it, you know, like all right, but isn't. It funny.
Lord yeah, crazy how the mind can play tricks on you. It is. And you know when I tell you, I have said to you, I said, hey, look, when you put them up on the wall, always be conscious. They're not leaning back. I mean, you know, cuffs can break, things can break. You know, the frame and the structure won't break. But when you have him on it, you know a lot of them, you notice how some will like lean back towards you and it's like, what the fuck are you doing? But I try.
To get closer. Yeah, but you know, I've had people pass out, I've had people shake, I've had people like go into shop, you know, so well you're not. Helping people would not be scared. No, I'm not. Like fucking deal with it. It's not that bad. It really everybody who has come in has always been like, wow, this is it's not as intense. Well, to be fair, it depends on who you see. Yeah, there's some people you come in here and you get exactly what you think is going to happen.
And sometimes you don't. Sometimes it's not as intense depending on who you see. Very true. Or what kind of experience you're wanting. Yeah, Which you can always talk with me and what you want, and then we can always assign a person to what your desires are. I love how you said that. Yes, it's true. It's true because like you said the other day, you're like, you know, everyone has something that they offer different. Yes, all of us girls. Yeah, yeah, literally not one of
us is the same. And I think it's great because like, we each bring something different, which means the same person can come in, see a different person, get a whole different experience. Yeah, absolutely. And, and, you know, ultimately it's about what they want and they get it. I was gonna say you kind of had a session that wasn't really great the other day. And it's one of those he wanted you to, to spit on him. You didn't want to. Oh. Yeah, I remember. Yeah, A. 2nd to.
Get into my head. But yeah, he was being very arrogant, demanding to me. I'm like, you do realize I'm the boss? I'm about to make you sit on your hands. And he was like, spit on it. And I was like, I'm gonna spit whenever, wherever I want. You don't get to tell me what to do. Yeah, at one point I was about to walk out just for the fact of he was just crossing a little bit of lines that I was not OK with. First of all, you didn't ask. Like you don't just get to take, you know what I mean?
Yeah. Can't come in here bossing me around. Yeah, I'm the boss, you know, He's not into the BDSM stuff. But next time he comes in, if he sees me, he's getting chained up to the ceiling. Well, in making that statement, it's not like he wants the whips and the chains. He. Just yeah, he. Wants the version. Yeah, intense version of BDSM. Yeah. He just wants like a very smidgid part of it. Yeah. So next time I don't care. You're here and you asked for me. So you're going to get me. Not me.
Get you. You're going to get me. It's going to be done how I want it done. Exactly, fucker. Try me bro. Well, you know, and that's the thing too, that so many different people come in and I think. That it's sex. Yeah. Can you suck my Dick or can you just want for one second just wrap your lips around my Dick? No, and I will tell them when they call me. Hey, we do not offer sex. We do not do anything illegal. It's the absence of sex.
We're actually working the mind. Not that when we were working the body a little bit too, but I'm just saying like. Yeah. And we both know. I mean, we know it's sexes and the fact that some people put BDSM in the category of sex, you know, they'll call the sex workers and it's like, that's not what we do. Be literally babied and just be held and not even detached that way. Yes, ABDL, yeah. You know some people just one of these Spanx spanking and
literally not even touched. How about extreme bondage? Extreme bondage. Yeah, you know, put on the hook and left, left like a dead fish. I know. And, you know, that's the thing that so many people, they just don't really see the concept because they're vanilla. Yeah. And and they're afraid of BDS and they don't understand it. They don't know it, you know?
And if you found out that, you know, like, like you said the other day about how everybody has a version of a kink, if it's, oh, I only like blonde hair, blue eyes, that's their kink. And so it just kind of makes you think like, people are actually more in the BDS and then they think they just need to like, put the toe in. You don't have to go for the most extreme stuff that's not your kink. That's fine. But we have things that you actually might enjoy.
And, you know, that's that's why I say there's been so many good things that have come into, you know, social media and and entertainment, you know, like 50 Shades, yeah, movie, 50 Shades of Grey. You know, people say, oh, it's not that great, blah blah blah. Kind of. It does portray it a little bit different than how I would, you know, prefer, but it does let you kind of like dip your toes into the idea. Exactly. It makes it desirable, you know, and you're just like, it makes
it sexy. Yes, absolutely. Not always sexy, but it just is. It's a nice way to introduce it to certain people. I guess, you know, I don't know if you've ever seen the movie The Secretary. I have not. You have told me to watch it, but I have not watched it yet. You will love it. Or probably. It's a David Spade. I mean, not Spade. Oh I forget his first name but it has Maggie Gyllien. God bless.
I can't talk. It has Maggie Gyllenhaal in it and she's amazing in it. It was like one of her first movies is my assumption. It's called the secretary. The Secretary. Yeah, I think, I think I've seen a TikTok on that where she's like leaning over the desk and he's whipping her while she's reading. Yes. See, that's that's more of like a BDSM thing. Yes. See, like 50 Shades of Grey isn't really like that. Yeah. I mean, it could have went that
way if they went more that way. But it was, you know, not really. Yeah. I think it's James Spader. I think that's his name. But anywho, I'll send you the link. OK, cool. Yeah, you'll really enjoy it. But aside from that, Liv, I think this is going to be the end of the episode of. Full main Mistress. Bye, guys.