Hi. Welcome to the latest episode of Call ME Mistress. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me a special guest today. She's at the party. She's cute. She's adorable. And her name is Kylie. Kylie. Yeah, Kylie. Highly. Highly yes. Yes. Tell us now you're 24 years old. I am. You've been in the lifestyle now six years. Off and on. I I took a three-year break. OK, so. That's OK. And you came to the party last night. Yes. Now you came to the initial party back in June.
Yes. And we were talking about this. And when you came to the party the first time, I was like, oh, that cute little quiet, messy girl, a cute little lesbian. Oh, my God. And then last night, I turn around. I say, Kylie, you got your titties out. Why? You got your titties out, Kylie? And you're like, they were hot. They needed to breathe like a fine wine. I got uncoachable in the dress and so I was like I can either be uncomfortable with a dress or freeze and so I chose the
freezing option. You know, there's always extra clothes here. I tell people I'm like, I'll get you extra clothes. There's robes. Here's here's The funny thing. I had clothes in my bag, but I changed into after, but I was like, no, that's too much work. So we're just, we're just gonna go, no dress. And you just said fuck it, I'm letting the tits hang. Maybe. Maybe that was the thought process. You just came in the podcast room and you're just like, Oh my gosh, thank you.
And then you saw it on fat. I did I commented on it on fit. So when you posted it, I don't know. A couple days ago I seen the room and I'm like, oh it's so cute, it's so pretty. It has a pink walls and in the in the in the chairs and in my head it was so different than I had it pictured in my head. Y'all all sat around a round white table like the Knights of Arthur and I don't know why the table was white. It just was.
And y'all are all in office rolling chairs except for Liv's chair and had to be broken and not be able to roll roll around because she would be all over the room and that was my thought process. Her chair was broken, that's why she sit still because it was broken. Oh my gosh. Because. Her AHD would have her running everywhere. Liv is fucking hilarious. She's amazing. She, she is, she's so funny. She's just so just easygoing
going with the flow. But it's funny because she'll sit in that chair and it's usually my my smallest, oldest Chihuahua Angel, who's an absolute bitch. And if Liv goes to move her, she tries to dumb poor Liv with, you know, four of her back teeth like, you know, and Liz like, OK, grandma, let me move your grandma. You know, Liz starts talking like a grandma and I'm like, OK, I got to edit that out. Can you 2 just instill? No, Liv was making fun of me over something to grandma last
night. She's. Quite funny with this because she started dating my nephew and it's been almost a year now. And the funniest thing was she always called her ex-husband dad. She still calls her ex-husband dad. She has three children with him. They have a very great relationship. She's like, you know, I can't call Matt dad. She's like, I just, I don't know what to call him. It just feels so weird. You know, we've tried calling each other like honey and baby
and babe. I, I, I just don't, I don't, I can't do it. And I said, well, you know what? You could, you always think that, you know, you love the, the bushy hair because he has this huge beard. And I said, you know, you always wanted to date a lumberjack looking guy. I said you could call him Grand Pappy because it's going to be dad and he's much older than you, so go ahead and call him Grand Pappy. She says. I like that.
So she started calling him Grand Pappy and my nephew looked at her and he's like fuck no that would have. Also been my response, yeah, thank you. You know also. Grand Pappy. You call me grand anything and I'm leaving. I'm just grandmaster anything. If it has brand in it, I'm leaving. You know, when I first met you, I thought, old soul, you kind of have this stoic vibe going on. And to be 24, you act like you're 40. 4 Thank you you.
Do so. It was funny because you come over, you're the one person with all these motherfuckers that came to the party who asked me, hey, if you want me to, I can come help you tomorrow. I was like, yes, please, I will take that. Yes, please. Because everybody's still in bed. It's like, OK, go ahead and stay in bed. Mia's going to go to sleep at three, 4:00 in the morning, get back up at like 8:00, have some coffee, and then that's cleaning time for parties. That's what we do.
Yeah, I've always like, preferred cleaning up rather than setting up. Like I've never been. Like setting up is not something I'm good at. So I was like, I want to help, but I can't set up parties I don't have. I just so I was like, I could offer to clean up because like nobody else is offering. I mean, live to do the dungeon before she left. But I was like, all this stuff is still up. It's gonna be like hours for one person to do it by herself.
So just like I'm gonna offer. Maybe she'll say no, but it only off chance she says yeah. That I thought that was the coolest and you know, I appreciate that tremendously. Yeah, it was no problem. I was like, actually funny enough before the party had thought about texting me like, hey, if you need someone help clean up after, I'm not going to be doing anything Sunday. But then I was like, no, I'm not going to text it. Bitch. I still shut up. Oh gosh, it's, it's something
else. Now I know that one of our other friends, he's going to come over. I just have to text him. But he's like, you know, Mia, if you, if you need help, I'm like, bitch, I need fucking help. I've got 2 fucking tents. We've got four or five beds. We've got sheets. We have so much shit to put away, do we not? Yeah, we did. Yeah. And we got a lot of it done in an hour though you. Fucking wrap that shit up. That was great, but we still gotta put 10s away.
Not you and me. We're going to have somebody else do that shit. That's the man's problem. Now, Speaking of men, that's a good segue. So we're outside and you know, it's a beautiful day out. It really is. Kylie, we're going to get into this. We are going to, we're going to do more than broach the subject, dissect it inch by inch. And Speaking of inches, so Kylie is, is doing stuff and she's she's doing very well. You put together things very perfectly. You, you just said I don't set
things up well. I call bullshit on that 'cause, bitch, you could put a fucking air mattress away. Like it's new out-of-the-box, but we're doing this. And you were just like, yeah, you know, last night was the first actual, like, penis I ever saw in person. And you're like, yeah, it's kind of funny 'cause I'm such a size queen. I'm like, whoa, what? What? Jigga who? Let's go back. All that. Let's see. Hold on. So. So your size, queen?
Yes. You told me that your mom works at a sex store and you get all these great deals on sex toys. Yeah. And you love big dildos. You just got a big nice glitter cock. I did. It has heart glitters inside it. It's so. It's great. It's great. Yeah. You know, I can't say that I've never seen a guy with a big glitter cock. But I would be lying because one time I fucked a guy, we had fucking body glitter and got body paint, you know? Yeah.
It glowed like a light stick. I was, I'd ride that thing. Let's say Empire Strikes Back, you know, don't do the silent laughter. You. You let them know you're laughing. And control of my laughing style is interesting. It is fine. It's fine. Let it go. I laugh like I hyena sometimes. They suck it, fuck them. They don't like it, fuck them. But anyway, so you're a size queen, but I'm telling you, you put a dildo inside of you and it's so much different than a
real cock. The real cock is 1000 times better. I'm I'm letting you know this now. I'm letting you know this. And because you're just like, yeah, I don't men really don't have anything for me. And I was like, bitch, come on now. Come on now. We got you got to work with us here. So maybe not. The sex party is the best place to beat that ideal man. OK, but let me tell you, you have a psych degree. I.
Do yeah. You're smart girl, you know that psychologically we always as far as being physically attracted to when they look very similar to ourselves. So I can see you with some cute little nerdy kid with glasses and a cute little smile. I'm just saying somebody cute little who's not intimidating and who has, let me tell you, a lot of skinny short guys, because I know one of these guys specifically, and I've known many, many men that'll like
this. But when they're cute and little, they got a big fucking package. But listen, here's the thing. OK, go ahead. But just see, here's the thing, all right? The package doesn't lie. And furthermore, it also has a woman, a voice. Attached to it. So you told me in a conversation today. So typically lesbians go after women because they need the mother's love and acceptance and approval? Usually. Yeah, Usually, yes. Do you find that's what you need? A lot of times, yeah, definitely.
OK, Did you feel like you know when you're at the prepubescent years of your life that you weren't getting the the love and attention that you were getting or should have gotten from your mother? My mother loved me a lot. Like like it was not a abandonment or like lack of so much on mother's part. Like my mother did a really good job. She was constantly there for us at every, you know, event. The where the disconnect comes from is she has a problem of not respecting other people's
opinion. And so when I started gaining my own opinions, I would get either put off or sometimes even belittled for having a different opinion. OK. And so I think I kind of seek out like the people who accept who I am that have the same opinions, and it just tends to fall with women. OK. So. Like the approval? The approval comes more in the like the thinking the way I do. OK, do you have any idea why your mother would be like that? Why is she?
Her mother's like that. It's generational, OK. Her mother was like that. Her mother was like that. Yeah. It's just a learned behavior that's been passed down like. Gotcha. Yeah, I mean, I luckily was able to like I had friends that were very close to me and they were like, no, maybe we shouldn't talk like that. Like maybe think why you're before you say that. Like, why would you think that?
And so I kind of got like able to get out of that generational curse, but like my sister really didn't. She's she's a lot like that too. You know, sometimes you can break them, sometimes you can't. It could be a lack of self reflection or it could just I mean, with my mom, I feel like it's just truly it's so ingrained into her that any other thought it's just it's just doesn't exist. Like it's not even really her fault really. I mean it. She I learned to control it, I
guess. But in her in her defense, it's all she's ever known. Yeah. And it's not just her. It goes back 3 or 4 generations. Yeah. Does she treat her spouse like that well? Kind of hard to say. So my parents split up when I was 8, my mom took me, packed me up, packed her stuff and left with cops out when I was 8 years old to my grandmother's house where we lived for the next 10 years or 11 years before my grandmother died.
My mom and dad, like I can't really even remember a time that they were cordial to each other growing up. I can like in when we still lived with him I could sometimes remember like them being cute but honestly not really. They avoided each other practice my whole life. Is your mother controller? Another is a bit controlling. She can be. She is I'm. Just gonna say, if you, if the audience would have seen the look on your face, it was like morbid deep distrust.
Like, man, Mia just called that shit out. Yeah. Tang it Mia this is This is why we don't talk to people. This is yeah, I get it. I get it. You know, we, we spoke about one of our friends earlier outside and it was very brief. But the thing of it is if you can't kind of heal and grow, and it sounds like you, you've stopped that generational issue of being a condescending, controlling bitch because you're not that. Yeah, look at your watch. It's not on your wrist. Fictional.
One, we'll see how long it lasts. Yes, yeah, I was like I said, I had really good supportive friends back in high school that were like when I would say something that would be similar to what my mom say my my best friend, my best friend. She would dope. Think about what you just said. Right. Yeah. Is that accurate or is that what your mom would have said? Smart girl, right? She is. So amazing. She really is. Like she's one of the smartest
people I've ever met in my life. So this is the ages between 14 and 16. You're developing this, this whole attitude about when. I was 11. So OK, even though you. Are real young. And she was always like that. Like, as far as I remember, she was always like, maybe maybe don't think that, yeah, maybe think outside the box. Maybe just because your dad said blondes are dumb doesn't mean they are. Maybe. Yeah, maybe think about that, you know? Isn't that interesting?
It is. That's interesting. So it sounds like you had a big connection to your your friends, your your female friends growing up too. I actually only had female friends growing up. I think the only male friend I had I didn't have until I hit college and he wasn't even actually like a stranger. So my cousin was friends with a girl growing up. Some tragic stuff happened but they ended up being like brother
and sister. The her brother, the friend's brother and my cousin ended up come brother and sister and he ended up going to the same college that I went to. And when he got there we just we just clicked. We didn't we know each other pretty much going up, but we didn't really hang out a whole lot. But yeah, I had him for two years until he started yeah, he started getting inappropriate with me and my then now ex-girlfriend. So we were like.
No misguided dude, yeah. Very, he was very sheltered though. He was very, very sheltered. So that's kind of when you when you get out on your own and you've been sheltered like almost suffocatingly, it sometimes doesn't result in the great. Human beings, unfortunately. So, you know, I'm not saying this because 80% of my listeners are men, okay? Not saying it because of this reason, but I will say that I advocate for men and I'm gonna tell you why men are they're
special. They're special in so many levels because I've met some of the greatest people in my life who were men. You know, it just happens that way. And I embrace the kinks that a lot of them just really envelope when it comes to, you know, servitude, having that, that true dedication to a woman. Those are the kinds of men that put women on pedestals that respect them in such a way. It's like, how can you not value that man? You know what I'm saying?
Oh, yeah, I've, I've never like, I've never had the opportunity to, like personally be involved in men like that. But I, I mean, men do have it hard. I will do it too. They have to. They have it hard. Women have it hard. But men, men truly do have it rough, especially within society. Like they do it even like raising kids is more difficult for them than it like most people are like it's women, but really, men get treated like babysitters rather than parents. Yeah.
And it, it really sucks. Like, I do give credit where credit's due. It's just I tend to find men who end up into my life usually end up not being the greatest in my experience. Well, I don't even. Personal life. I'm going to tell you that I know that there's men out there that you would possibly think, OK, he's feminine. He's got some feminine qualities. He might even cross dress for you, No? Thank you. OK, you wanted the titties. I'm just saying the real ones
what? The real ones, you know, you need Mama's love and approval. OK, I'm just saying you need Mama's love and approval. But I'm telling you, there's nothing like getting that real Dick. OK, I will never know. Don't say that. Do not say that in this room. I'm. 24 and just saw my first real Dick and I was nowhere near it. OK, I was on the other side of the room and he. Has a beautiful penis. He he's an old man, but he has a nice looking penis and he's a great guy.
He is an he is, he is interesting. He is very, I did, I did like interact with him a little bit. He was very, he's very sweet. Yeah, he is. He's very kind, man. He's funny and he's going through terrible, terrible turmoil in his life right now. His wife is a fucking bitch. Just an absolute fucking bitch. Has never appreciated him, has completely diminished his relationships with his own children.
He's just, it's just sad and he's just trying to like gain back his own self-confidence because she has just like completely emasculated him for the last 20 years. Yes. So a lot of women fucking suck. Oh they do. My ex is one of them. Yes, he you know my ex ruined a couple of kinks that like I can't do anymore because of my ex.
So my thing of it is Kylie, is the fact that if I'm telling you all my great experiences and I'm married to probably one of the best men in the world, okay, there's nothing this man will not do for me. He's kind, he's sweet. I mean, he will do anything. He will just rub me head to toe. He'll make me breakfast in bed. He is an amazing lover and I've had so many. I'm just telling you, there's nothing like the touch of a man. Sometimes I'm just saying this,
but you're smart girl. And I think that a lot of times we limit ourselves. And I think the way to think is being pansexual, being bisexual, exploring every Ave. you can as as a woman, because it's just, it's an incredible feeling to have a good connection with the right people. And if the right people have not come in your life and you can't really speak highly of a man because I've met a lot of shit bags in my life, don't get me wrong, but there's been men that
I mean, it's just like, wow. Oh, and he's got a penis too. God, he's great, you know? I don't think about it. Yeah, but you should, because you're a beautiful girl. You're smart and I'm just saying that I advocate for men because you know they need good women, they need good guidance and it doesn't seem like you're a controlling person. You told me that you earlier if we can bring up your kink, you said that you have shame for feeling being a little.
Yes, a lot of it. And, you know, you should never feel that because, again, there's so many people, hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people. Yeah. And we talk about this all the time on the podcast. Yeah, what's the funny part about it is it's a really self like. I hate that I am like that because I'm like, I'm strong. I could do all this. I could do all that. I work, I do this, I do that. But then at the end of the day, I just want a woman to put a bottle in my mouth.
And so it's like, it's like, and it's self-inflicted because like, I've never had anyone like in any and not even my exes. And I could say some bad things about her. Yeah. But even my ex, she was like, she had, I mean, we had a whole cabinet of bottles and plates and spoons and like she's like, she wasn't hiding it in boxes. Like she was like right there in the kitchen. Yeah. Anybody could see it.
And she didn't mind it. Like we had passes and stuff in the car, like it was open and known, but it's still like super like in my head. I can't get over the fact that like that's something I would, that I want, much less need like it's. Well, you know, but that's your that's your vice, that's your, your comfort, right? I mean it to me, it's no different if, you know, I have a special pillow that I want to hug up, you know, hug to and and snuggle and listen to soft music.
I mean, it's putting yourself in a category of, you know, God, I'm so different. You know, why the fuck do I want to suck on a pacifier or a bottle? It's like, why diminish yourself like that? Why think less of yourself because you, you know, like that? I mean, it's not like you're out there doing horrible things to people. No, I guess I could when we make up for some stuff. But you know, no, I don't. It's just it's just the way you would find, you know, comfort, right?
It's kind of an escape, is it not? It is. I mean, that's what Little Space is. Yeah. I mean, it's it's a built in mechanism for escape and comfort. And that's why we're in the kink lifestyle that we are in, right. That and and hitting. It's quite nice. Listen, Little Space is always fun, but have you ever been spanked? It's great. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. I'm just saying, I think that you have this open mind. You're smart, girl. You have your whole life ahead of you.
I'm just saying why put yourself in a box and limit yourself to just this sector of people? You know what I'm saying? Like the sector of people? I'm sure, but there's there's also so many other things that you could try just to say, gosh, a real Dick feels so much nicer than a dildo. I'm just saying. I don't know, mine feel pretty nice. You know that 8 1/2 in the car is quite fun to play with, I'm just saying. Now the guys are really going to love this.
Yeah, it's going to take my car. That's a true story. Yeah. Right now anyways. But yeah. But you know, I will say that I've just come across, I meet some of the nicest people. You know, there's there's a littles group that one of my old friends runs here locally. You know, you can mingle with people just like yourself. There's a woman that's part of that group and she actually does like ANR like adult nursing with
any other people there. I mean, I don't know what they engage in. I don't know if she's like pumping breast milk for them or if she just says hey, suckle up my titty. I don't know. I. Just know. I just know it's an option. Hey, you know, I've done nursing, but like we did it without like actual producing milk 'cause that's just like a long tedious process, but we did it. But you know, I don't know why I said that, but anyways. No, it's OK. I gotcha with the right pump. You never know.
You never know. It is a tedious process. I looked into it. It is a tedious process to do it without, like getting pregnant. It it really is. Yeah. The woman who do it for King. They are dedicated. They're dedicated. They they truly are. I I just think that there's a lot of people that enjoy it and they actually have outside of
like the littlest community. This is just people, people who are in a relationship where it's just they feel like a stronger connection, a stronger bond and a level of intimacy that you can't really just, you know, have with sex. But they, you know, there's women out there that are nursing their husbands and boyfriends. Yeah. You know why not, right? Why not? I mean, it's if, if they're willing, you know? Exactly. You know, don't don't lay alone because. She's got it, absolutely.
But you know, what do you see for yourself in two to three years? Think about it personal level. Would you want to date somebody else? But do you want to be in a relationship? Do you want to just date and have fun? Would you absolutely try just meeting a man and actually dating a guy just to go on a date and say hey I did this?
Those questions going, could we just at one point maybe get you close enough to a date to where the first time you see, the next time you see one, it isn't across the room from you? Yes, yes, I'm telling you, you can come to the dungeon with me sometime. And there's some men in there that are just, they're just gorgeous. Some of them are just hot. And you know, then I just take their Dick and I put it in a little tiny cage, you know, but
then there's the birds. Look at birds, put it in a cage. But then there's just some you just want to look at it and like. You know what? No, I've only seen one thus far. Gosh, I've got this one guy and I'm telling you, if I weren't married, I would, I would have tore that Dick up a couple years ago. I would have gotten on it and ridden train all the way down. I just, I'm just saying. I can't ride. They're they're awesome. You get, you're short, you're adorable. You can do it.
I can't. You just squat. Over it. It does not work. It is personally, it's supposed to be intimacy, not a workout, and it is so hard to do. OK, but you were doing this with a woman who didn't have the strength of a man's hips and probably wasn't guiding you like a man. Like a man will have these manly nice hands. He's like holding you by the hips. Oh, don't look at that face of disgust. Shut the fuck up. You are the fucking size squid. The room temperature silicone thing.
They don't spray white sticky shit. That's what condoms are for, God and that it's not sticky. It's like a a slimy fun warm goo. It's great. And then once you get fucked with warm goo inside of you, then you can use the dildo after and it's amazing the sensation it gives you in your vagina. Just saying Kylie, you're missing out. This is the lifestyle you need to have more experience. Do you know the things I've done in the last two years? No, tell me. Let's see, I just yelled, I'm
sorry, you're okay. Let's see, I got when I first got together, the first person I actually got with, and this is going to interesting. The very first Dom I ever had was actually male, okay, and he was really big in a pet play. All right, And we probably could have like done it. It was online like I never met him in person.
OK, but and we probably could have kept that relationship going a little bit longer than we did, but he wanted like 24/7 and I just don't have the mentality to do like living this lifestyle 24/7. Were you a? Puppy or kitten? I was a puppy at the time, OK, I don't particularly care for pet play. I'm bad on much now every once in a while. But typically I just I just stick with the collars and
leashes and leave it at that. And then I took like a three-year break of like doing anything with anybody just completely on my own trying to get through college because college was really rough for me. So I was just like, yeah, we don't need to bring anybody into this. We're just gonna stick with what we got. And then I got with my ex and we just started doing stuff. Just whatever, just whatever came in our heads, we did.
And we just whatever stuck, stuck like because we were both very new to it. She had had men before because she was bisexual. She had men before. 2 of the women updated were both bisexuals. Sure. And so they both had pretty big experience with men. And she likes sissies and putting in skirts and stuff. But here's the thing. I don't wear skirts and dresses usually. Like the party last night. I mean a dress. That was the first time I'd ever willingly by myself.
But on a dress. You looked great. Thank you, but that was the first time that I'd ever like. This is normally what I wear, like my T-shirts and my dry fit pants. You're selling yourself way fucking short because you had you were like, Oh my pasty legs. I'm like, shut the fuck up. You're cute. You're like, Oh my pasty legs. They weren't, they were white. It was like a ghost with a black sheet over it's. Fucking winter in Florida. OK, Go out on the fucking beach
right now. It's 70, maybe 65°, a wind chill. Fuck you. You're going to have white pasty legs unless we go to the fucking tanning booth. OK, you're good, you're good. You were, at least I'm telling you. You're selling yourself so fucking short and limiting yourself, OK? And not changing up a couple things, but you were in the top 15 cutest girls there last night out of 100 people. OK, I'm just saying cutest out of top 15. You're shaking your head like,
yeah, Mia, whatever. OK, OK bitch, blow smoke. Say what you want. Say what you want, but you, I mean, you got perfect teeth, you got great skin, you're adorable, you're adorable, and you're 24 and you're young and you're a virgin. Oh my God. I'm not a virgin. You haven't had a penis inside of you. OK, but if you're a virgin attack it is the strongest time and that has ever existed. I have no not to be taken 8 or 9 inch. You know fake Dicks in your in your pussy.
I'm just saying you're still a virgin. You're like untouched by a man. You're still a flower. OK sweet little it is a 24 year old flower. Amazing. My flower won't wilt. Look at that it. Is not going to wilt. Oh goodness. Now at this point, where do you see yourself in two to three years? By myself, fucking boring God in this episode. Done. I no longer want to speak to this woman ever again. Get out of the house. Forbidden, Blacklisted. Leave me alone.
No, trust me, that's not what does it. Yes. Tell me. No, I want to grow and like learn things in community on top and bottom. Like I do prefer bottom. I prefer to worship women and be on the news to them. But I do every once in a while like to tie people up. I I am a bit of a rigor. I learned how to do it about a year ago and I've been self-taught pretty much since then, like just learning it online and stuff. So I mean every once in a while I get on top for that.
Mostly I do other stuff like pet play and things like that on top. But I don't know, just grow and learn in the community, go to events and just play with people and learn different techniques, different things is really just the goal for now. Eventually I'll I'll try dating again but I think just for now not having the restriction of our relationship kind of gives me more freedom to do stuff within kink and like figure out more of them.
I mean, I have a long list, but the list could always get longer. And Speaking of Long, you also told me. You also told me that you fucking gag on fucking dildos. Like girlfriend, you're begging for cock, you're begging for it and let me tell you, it's fucking good. Like what the fuck? I know you got the bottle fetish but I'm telling you you're not going to long for so much of a bottle as you will a Dick.
You'll meet some great guy and you'll be like baby I just want to suck that Dick and let that milk come out. I'm telling you, you're shaking your head, bitch. You don't know. You're right. I'm telling I don't want to that's correct. No, I so I have a very specific it's like 4 inches. I think it's it's it's I think it's a 4.5 and it does not. Here's the fun thing. If I brought my bag into you, you'd be like. Why? Because they're not. None of them look like Dicks.
They all are like, colorful. Only one of them actually has balls. Like none of them look like Dicks at all. So they're not intimidating to you? Not at all because they're they, they just look like small little silicone things like OK, the one that I use for oral, I use this very specific 1 and I put flavor condoms on it because I have an oral fixation, obviously. You don't say. You couldn't guess.
I have an oral fixation. And I was like, I like latex and flavored condoms are a thing that exists. OK, we're gonna try this out. And my ex was really into it, so it worked out. But it's the only one that I'll use because, like, I have arthritis in my jaw. I've had it for years. And so I can't have a mouth held open, like, too open for too long. Sure. So I'm like, gotta stick with a smaller 1. Sure. But yeah, you know, I don't have a gag reflex either.
Oh God. You are just torturing, torturing these men, torturing them. Do you hear me? 24 year old fresh virgin pussy. It's not fresh that. It is. It's 9 inches in it. It's not fresh. It is fresh and clean and trust me, you don't have nothing, you have nothing. I don't know who I'm killing more than men, are you? I both both I am an advocate for these men and they're just like, yeah, Mia, you tell her she got to try it. Let me let me tell you something. One of my dear, dear clients
came to a party last night. Came to the party, super sweet, beautiful man. So fucking adorable. And I know that he's so fucking sweet and so fucking kind. And he came with a bisexual man. And so my client he you know, he'll dress, he'll dress in various things. He's very flexible. He's he's head reflexible, if you will. You know, he'll play with just about anybody. But it's because I think he's just a versatile, easygoing guy. He's the most non judgmental
person. He's sweet and kind and I love to grope him and do dirty things to him because he's sweet. I just adore this man. He's so kind and he's got a nice Dick, just saying. But ultimately, and you can see his videos, I post them on family. I screw up his Dick for him sometimes just for fun. I don't turn those videos on. There's a reason for that pussy anyway. Exactly. This is the issue we're getting to.
That's the whole. Point Kylie anyway, but but I will say that his friend, his bisexual friend said to him last night, he's like, why don't you, why don't you go ahead and just get a bisexual band? And he's like, no, I, I, you know, he was hesitant because he's had bisexual wristbands before. And I said, look, if he wants a straight band, he goes get in the straight band. There's a lot of hot women here tonight he could get with now.
He wasn't dressing masculine. He was dressing in his kink and it wouldn't necessarily be more favorable to to women specifically because to me it was kind of like gender neutral in a lot of ways. But that's my opinion, You know, other women because there was some rigid bitches last night here that were kind of new. And yeah. We met, we talked about why a few new ones and there were some that were like. Little rigidity, right? Like it had some cobwebs in their crotch.
Yeah, like they don't know what they're at, Like, yeah. Like bitch. Like there's, yeah, there's people running around naked. Well, yeah. Yeah, we're. Not outside tomorrow with a Dodd, but you know. I, you know, I don't get it. They come, they pay their 50 bucks, we serve their dinner, they can get their non alcoholic beverages, they're having their fun. They get to be voyeurs if they want to. They have plenty of places to
play. But there's just fuckers that sit there and watch and do nothing. So it's like, we see you want to play because they'll play with their husband, but you can tell they're a rigid bitch. Like their husbands come, they want to play, they want to have fun. But this bitch, I would, I saw her specifically last night and you know, I'm trying to talk to her, trying to get her vibe. Oh yeah, everything's great. I'm like, Oh my God, you got to stick up your ass, don't you,
you fucking cunt. OK, so those kind of cunts, I really, I just can't indulge even, you know, wasting 5 minutes of my time talking to them because they annoy me. But my point of it is don't hold your laughter back. It is funny the. Facial expressions are making it so much better and I wish they could see them. I. Know, I know we're going to film at one time, I'm telling you, but but my client last night he he wanted to wear, you know, the straight band.
I'm like, do it, fucking do it. But I feel like the guy who was bisexual, I feel like, and I've met men that are like this because there's such a lack of interest with women are maybe they're they're just associating themselves with women that are so superficial that they won't even gauge with men that look
like them. It's like, again, they're fucking, they're limiting themselves on so many levels because I'm thinking, you know, these are two great guys and more than likely they're submissive because I know one is submissive, but definitely the bisexual guy is submissive. Most bisexual men, I mean, they're either tops or they're doms or they're real submissive bitches. I think favorably for you, I think a submissive man. And let me tell you something, I have played matchmaker.
I've been successful. I have gotten people married. I have, I'm telling you, I'm just saying when you just said you say little things and you don't hear them when you say them because you were just like, yeah, none of the my dildos look like real penises And I'm thinking, so you're intimidated to look at a real penis You don't even have like. I was 24 before I seen my first one. Clearly intimidated. Mia.
Let's let's talk about this. Did you not miss the part where I have not been emerged for six years? Yes. Six years, 24 before I see my first one and it was across the room. Wow. Wow, can I have you in the dungeon sometime? Yeah, just love to like, come and learn and and like, be involved, OK? It's just the idea of touching a penis, it makes my brain go. Is it worth it? Well, think of it this way, right? You've seen women with big
clits, big labias, right? Yeah. All a man's Dick is a fucking clit. That's all it is. And I'm going to tell you I have my sweet little Justin. Justin. I've heard about him. Your mistress Mia loves you. He's got a little tiny clit, a little tiny, tiny and he's got these little compact balls that looks like a man pussy and I can't even get it inside a cage for him and he wants to wear a cage to that. I'm like honey, it's going to
hurt. You can't do it because you don't have normal testicles I. Remember you talking about this visit? I want a podcast about it before the dungeon party. Yes. I love him, but you know, he's the type of guy, honestly, if he wasn't so submissive, you would go on a date with him and just be like, Oh my, my God, Mia. He's so sweet and kind and he is he. That's what I'm saying. There's so many amazing men out there that are just so fucking awesome. And let me tell you, women,
they're full of fucking drama. You know it and I know it, say. It Oh yeah, they are you. Know it. They're dramatic. Yes, women are fucking dramatic. They get on their periods, they act like cunts. They act entitled. You know, they're fucking needy. God damn they're fucking needy. Yeah, but you know, dominant women, they are needy, but also the more needy they are, the more you get to take care of them. So it's it's it's they are needy, I'll give you that.
So you say they're not. You get their approval and their love and. Attention. I literally this is a true story. Last night Liv was saying something about her hand hurting after she'd done impact scenes. And I'm like. You creamed yourself a fucking live, didn't you? I. Didn't love it yet. I love this. I here's a fun fact. I had wanted to do a session with Liv for like 2 months now.
Yeah. And I've just been too chicken to do it. And then she was at the party and she was, she was like, I like her. Like I showed up and I was just hanging out around socializing. She's like, I like her to, to PO when they were both in the kitchen. But no, I was talking to Liv and Liv came over. She's had my hand hurt from the and she had done impact. And I was like, I'm going to size your hand for you if you want.
And I was mostly joking, but then she handed me your hand and I was like, OK. And so I did that for like probably 10 or 15 minutes. So she was like, OK, I'm done. Because it's just it's and it's small. Like it's nothing super intimate. It's just small. Granted, I have a hand thing so you know that has something to do with it, but. You don't say? Yeah, and the fact that she was wearing a negligee with fucking a following up her ass the whole night in heels showing her nice bubble ass.
Well, actually, she she took off her heels pretty, pretty early in the party. Yeah. And. I didn't see her but little increments of time because she spent so much time either during the burlesque number or and the dungeon and. She did. She did a fantastic and a bless show. So did Barbie, that they both did amazing. The other girl did too. I don't know her name but. She did this meanie. OK, I didn't know who, I didn't know her, but she was, they all
did fantastic. The. Credible girls aren't they are so talented, so just personable fun. They're just amazing. They're just amazing girls and I understand why he'd be a lesbian for those 3 hot women. I get it, I get it. There's I get it. I'm just saying when you were like live and you took a bit swallow like, oh God, oh God, I had to swallow. Let me explain the. Liv is very energetic, but she's so sweet and she's, I love her.
She's great. She's yes, last night she had a lot of, we had a lot of fun just in general, like even just like hanging out and talking. She was a lot of fun to just be around. Yeah, she is. She is, she is definitely the life of a party. She she brings it, yeah. Yeah, we always have a great time, all of us. Honestly. She's awesome. I will say we need to get you in the dungeon one day and you can see a penis up close and personal if it's good. Don't you look at that.
You're like weeping out like. Shut the fuck up. I'd be like, touch it, fucking Kylie. Touch that Dick. Touch it. See me cringe away every time. Telling you it feels so much better. Oh goodness, it's fun. So fun. What has been your best sexual experience? There's quite a few. Like I said with my ex we just tried stuff until we figure out what's stuck like we found that I don't do well with verbal humiliation. I don't do too well with any
humiliation honestly. But verbal like really bad. Should have been a given at the very. Beginning right, you would think, but we. But we tried it anyways. We're like, what aren't gonna do? We did. Knife play we did. So do you like to be called good girl and all that good? Praise. Absolutely. Yeah, you.
Know truthfully like I love praise praise is amazing but yeah I don't like degrading can get me going just as fast as praise can oh OK like it can the belittling like I can't do belittling or like being taught to like a child but like call me pathetic or a bitch or like that will get me going just as fast as. Good girl, Will. Like it will. Something you know your mother would have never. Said to you, yeah, yeah. Stuff that I'm gonna never. Have to kill whore Kylie.
No, no, not a whore. It's a life goal, actually. Now, do you use massagers at all for like, clitoral stimulation vibes? Yeah, yeah. I mean, not like, OK, so vibrator versus a dildo, right? So. Right. OK so vibrators as in is it just like a massager or is it vibrator as in a dildo with a built in massager? So both I won't use either or OK. I'm talking about a sex wand. But yes, I use those. Yes, the sex wands. I do.
I have three, OK. And then I have a bunch of different like little clitorial ones. I actually have one that's like remote controlled. So like could give it to someone else. I'm a bit of an expeditionist if no one has noticed. Can't. Can't. Yeah. No, not at. All no, no, but I do have a couple of remote controllers. I do use the clitoral and I mean majority of the time, like if I'm by myself, I only do clitoral. Like I don't penetrate myself very often.
Very rarely. Did you like it when a woman goes down on you? Yes, OK. Yeah, I like going down one and two and given the opportunity we'll never turn that down. So have. You ever had like a throttle? Have you thought about that? I've done a threesome. So actually that's how technically I lost my virginity technically. OK, so I had in College in my dorm room, we started out as a joke like, yeah, we're all touch starved. We could all do each other, but then we all actually showed up.
So we ended up all three of us. It was me and two other girls that we knew each other. We were sure all on the color guard team together. And that was actually technically like my first like in person. I had done stuff online like I'd already had like that Dom before, but that was like my first in person experience was actually a threesome with the two women. And it was a lot of fun. That was back in my like after I left him, I was like, OK, maybe I'm not a sub, like maybe I'm
like completely dominant. And so I was like, I didn't even let them touch me, like I just touched them. But it was still fun. Still fun. So what did he do with his penis with. You I never seen it. Like I said, we were online. Like I said, we were online. I never seen it so. Technically not like any type of male, female, female throuple. It was all female. It was. It was 2 girls. Boring. All right, so. Knives. I didn't want to talk boring. I took offense.
I'm so teasing you. I love teasing you. This is great. This is great, This is fun, This is fun. So what did you think of the event last night? The event was a lot of fun. Like I really enjoyed the event last night. I enjoyed the open dungeon party too. But this event I was more like I was so shy. The first one I'm like I don't belong here, I need to go home. I actually almost left like I was there probably an hour and I was like I'm just going to go home.
I don't need to be here. And then you met someone at the last party that you enjoyed. Yes, Yeah, yeah, We played a lot. We did a scenes and hung out and it was a lot of fun. And then this time around I was like, I planned it for a month. I bought a dress, I took off work, I rented a hotel room. I was like, Nah, we're doing like the whole down yards. I'm not missing it. And I just like kind of stood around and would like sometimes engage in conversations. Sometimes people would pull me
into conversations. Me PO and one of the newer girls that were there, we had a debate on whether or not people in between the light side, the dark side of Star Wars could have lightsabers. Nice. We had a full blown conversation about this. He's. Outside by the football conversation. Right on. Yeah, yeah. I was like, what if? What if you like the dark side, but you also think the Jedi's are pretty cool? And I'm like, well, you can still have a lightsaber. Morally great with a lightsaber.
OK, now I'm going to throw this in the mix, right? All right, so PO is Madame Liv's sub. Yes, right. I see him, play with him. Right. OK, so and he's a little, yeah, that's very much. He's talked about it, you know, being a little. And Madame Liv and him have done multiple sessions over the last year together as a little. Now, could you imagine you and Poe as littles to Madame Lev?
And her eyes go Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, and you got Madame Lev, who obviously she's a submissive in her own personal life. Yeah. The fact that she can be a Dom in the dungeon and, you know, on some level of her personal life, you know, with with her friends, that kind of thing, you never know what's possible. I. Suppose. Yeah, yeah, you could explore things and just have fun. Maybe we'll see. I'm just saying there was a
long. Pause. Anything with Madame Lou was gonna cause a long pause. Yeah, she's generally watched that dance, so I'm gonna say. I know. I see there were so many people in there last night with it, and I just felt like, I don't want to be selfish to, like, get in the way of other people seeing it. So I'm like, I'm just gonna see it later because she gave permission to our photographer. Yeah. Do you know, to record it? So I'm just gonna wait till I see the recording and just enjoy
it then. It was really good. It was really good. And you know, what's interesting is Liv never wants to be center of attention. She's extremely modest. And it's amazing because you will get to see this one day because I'm going to invite you to watch her do a session with someone who doesn't give a fuck that you're watching. OK. But when Liv does a session, the way she moves, it's like live in motion. It's almost like pantomime. You know, she doesn't have to say anything.
She just moves with her hand. She's graceful. She. You know, I'm one of the, you know, I'll talk and I'll, I don't have to yell at anybody. I'm not some crazy bitch, not always, but I'll, and I'll whisper in their ear, talk to them like I'm going to own you. I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want, that kind of thing. Liv doesn't have to say anything. Liv just does. And she'll say things like, you
know, get on your knees. This is what you're supposed to do. And she has this, this set agenda with all of her people that she chooses to make her Subs and the fact that, you know, she will have them journal, for example, she will always have them in a certain position when she comes in. You know, there's, there's certain things that she does specifically for that reason, but but it's very methodical. And so she's, that's why she's good at what she does. Yeah, she's very good.
Like I said, we had she did a learning experience with me and then we actually did a scene on the cross. It was Yeah. What? Is she doing on the cross? She is spanking. Nice, nice. That's so cool. It was. It was. It was. It was a lot of fun. You long pause again. I don't know, I ran other words long pause was useless. You're still thinking about it. I still have the marks, you know, so. Yeah, I love it. All right, well, we're going to have to come back and do this again.
OK. Yeah, yeah. It's been fun and I'm going to certainly get everyone else's take between my nephew and Liv and Poe and get their take on the adventures of the party last night because there was a lot of people and a lot of shit happened there. Was a lot that went on. There was, there was a session in one tent that went on for like 45 minutes, yeah. And then I don't know what was happening in the other tent. She was. They were in their powers, it
felt. Like, you know, what's really funny is I sit there at the post when people come through the game. I know I kept bothering you. Yes. No, you weren't bothering me. It's funny because what bothers me is when I'm talking to somebody, but then there's other people that come in, they're really loud and it's like, you don't have to get my attention that way. Just calm your horse, Just sit down a minute, you know, and then we'll talk. I'm going to go around the room. Here we go.
But it was interesting. But what if it is? I'm sitting there and probably 8 feet to my right is the dungeon wall, the exterior wall, right. And then about 20 feet to my left was one of the outside tents. Yes, right. So to the left of me in the tent, I heard it was fucking whip, whip, whip. And I was like, holy shit, holy shit. And I looked at Brie and Brie's like, damn, damn. It's like boom, methodical, right? And then somebody was getting again their ass feet on that
wall. So it could have been you at the time. Fuck, who knows? Who knows? But but I heard boom, boom, boom. And then I just kept hearing the paddles, the paddles, the paddles. And I was like, Jesus, yeah. Liv was going at it, yeah, with with me and Poe, she doesn't even Poe there too. Yeah, and you can hear whatever it was pounding that fucking wall. I was like holy shit. She pulled out the whip last night.
But they were both at the same time, so we were like right in the middle of the whips and the slams. Like it does. It's like bang to Bang, Bang to bang. Yes, it was crazy. It was crazy, but yeah, a lot of great people. Carnal Coyote was there. They were selling a lot of their their. Goods, yes. Yeah, so talented, such great people. I always tell anyone, if you want, you know, sex furniture, if you want BDSM furniture or any leather equipment or cuffs or whatever, just go through them.
Jesus, They're, they're just incredible people. Yeah, and all of it's custom made. Yeah, just beautiful stuff. They gave me a new tool last night. Oh my gosh. Yeah, so cool, Cobalt. One of those those. Oh wow. Last night. Yeah, wow. I love it. But yeah, aside from that, we had Terracor Reader, and people love that. Yes, that was a big hit. I've seen a lot of people at that table. They. Loved it. Yeah, they loved it. But yeah, it was a great night.
It really was. It was, it was a lot of activities, a lot of lot of stuff to look at, yeah. Well, good. Well, we'll do this again. OK. So thanks for joining us, Kylie. You're welcome. Yes. And I'm, I'm going to torture you some more about getting that Dick. Just saying but. Next time I come in the podcast, it'd be like so. Yes. Did you get some Dick yet, Carly? I will set that up for you. Pictures of cock. Now that I got your number, I'm
going to get Look at this cock. Oh my God, look at this cock. That's great. Why do you unblock me as number every time you need to text her? She wants some pictures. All the lovely cocks. Anyway, you don't like cocks like I talk about boobs. Oh. God no, boobs can get like baggy and saggy and floppy. No, a Dick that never changes. Disagree. Your Mama did not breastfeed you. Shame on her. I was breastfed until I was 3. Clearly it should have been longer.
That's what girlfriends are for. All right, kids, it's been great. All right, So until then, this has been the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.