Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Mistress Mia's Dungeon. I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and we've got the Barbie. Hi, I'm a little sick so if I sound nasally and snotty that's why. Some people might like the snotty part. Love you. Years ago I actually had somebody who said he wanted me to blow my nose on him. Huh. It's like, just like, just shoot snot Booger on him, Yeah. Yeah. Can you? Even do that on command or. Oh yeah, I can do that. So talented.
Where is he? I got plenty of snot right now. Let's. Do it. Interestingly enough, Barbie and I have both. Been sick, I know, yeah. It's like I was sick, now you're sick. Mia has been trying to track me down for like a million years now. I know. Every day she's like, hey, you're free. And I'm like no. I'm sick. I'm shaking. I don't want to leave my house. We are so pathetic. I am just a girl. So Barbie, you know, it's the the ending of the year. I mean, we're in December.
We have big plans for the first of the year. We do. We do. What are the plans? I wasn't debriefed. I I guess the listener's going to find out. I was just telling you about those before we started. You know, you were. Yeah, we're going to make more video podcasts, but you're not going to be in them. I I miss that you said it was the first of the year. We did just talk about this for like 10 minutes.
We did. So we have some new reviews and I will say that there is this chick, I'm assuming she's a chick. She is going on every single episode on the podcast and putting like happy face, monkey face bottles. I mean, anything and everything. I think she really likes the episodes. So shout out to Nikki. Thank you, Nikki. We also have kinky wolf pup, she comes to the parties a lot. Really cool chick as she said. Great show, 5 star. This show is awesome and I love listening to the.
Thank you pup. Right, and the newest one is from Bend Over, he said. Amazing. I love hearing your voice. Supplies information and makes the topic light and fun. Can't wait for the next one to come out. Thank you. Ben Ben Dova. Thank you, Mr. Dover. But anywho, so today Barbie and I we're going to talk about a few different things, but. We just, we're very like, you know, diplomatic about it, but we're still like talking about it. And then microphones go off and
then we say our real opinions. We're like, well, I see everyone's side and it's like, you know, you just should mind your business. Microphone goes off. We're like fuck her, fuck him. Fuck that bitch. Shoot that bitch. You know, it's interesting too. It's like I've talked to different people and they've lived all over the world, right? So a lot of people would have moved to Florida. I've heard them say, oh, well, you know, I lived in England. Never fucking happens there.
Drama does not happen. The king scene in Europe seems so beautiful it's incredible because they they really care about looks like not like body looks but like the latex scene. I love the aesthetics of like the European because I feel like they care a lot about that. And I'm like, I wish Americans cared more. And I feel like it's just so Home Depot. Here it is. It's so home. Depot. Like, I'm like, where's the finesse and the Genesee quoi and the sparkles and the latex and the leather?
It's just everything just looks like a Home Depot project. And I'm like, this is scary. Oh sorry, Like what? Like, you know, paddles with tax in them or you know, shit they've learned from, you know, you know, Home Depot. They're on Etsy and they, the amount of motherfuckers selling resin paddles, like like not wood, not plast like resin yeah for like $4550. I'm like I that paddles not one.
I don't think a resin paddle would even feel that good 'cause I think there's something about wood it like hits, it echoes. Well, like there's something about wood. Yeah, but like, I could use a resin paddle. I'm not paying you fucking $45.00 for a paddle you poured into a mold. Thank you. That you didn't even sand. And it's like they're like this big. Oh, you can't see it, but I'm holding up my hands. It's like 5 inches and they're like so expensive and I'm like, I just, I don't know.
I I hate the the really cheap products that people try to pass off. Like I bought a flogger off Etsy the other day and I spent like $45 on it. It was beautiful. It was like supposed to look like a like a rose bouquet. I think I showed it to you and I got it in. That thing was so fucking thrown together. There was like loose glue everywhere and I was like, I could have made this and it looked cuter than that. I was so mad. I was like this thing, so fugly. Wow.
Well, you know. Me talking shit, sorry that. That's OK. It's fine to DIY your shit, but don't sell it for $1,000,000 if you don't know how to make it well. That's sad. Yeah, that's really sad. And I mean, honestly, a resin paddle. Could you imagine how quickly we'd break that shit? I just feel like a resin paddle just I don't I don't I can't imagine it feeling as good. Yeah. Like I just feel like cuz there's no reverberation on it. Yeah.
I also feel like you're right. If we dropped it on the ground, yeah feel like it would just crack. Yeah. Or beat it on somebody's ass. How quick it would break, Yeah. You know, it would be really stingy, I think. Well, there's no give to it. So that's, you know, the issue then, Yeah. Well, to each their own I guess. Yeah, but as far? As if you love resin paddles. Please do not send us death threats. I'm sorry. But as far as drama in the community?
So. You know, we honestly, I talked to somebody who lived in Tennessee for a while and you know, they were like, you know, all that shit happens. You know, there's only so many dungeons there. And that's the other thing. And I think when you have limited spaces that people associate with, unlike Europe, you know, where they can get it anywhere and everywhere, you know, I think there's just more to talk about when it's in these smaller areas where there's really no other types of venues
that people can play. Yeah, I see that. You know, it's very fish bowled. I feel like it. Is it's. I, I never understood being like volatile inside a fishbowl. Like that's the one thing I never got where it's like if we're if the community is small and there's I wouldn't say the where we're at is small. I'd say it's pretty decent for like. 500 people specifically. Well, in, in the, I would count the Panhandle because I'd say like most people come in from like an hour away.
So I'd feel like in the hour radius from where we live, yeah, there's a lot of good amount of people. Yeah, maybe 1002 thousand people. Yeah, roughly. And that's a lot. Yeah. And so it's like, I feel like the fact that there's so much discourse and like interpersonal fighting is really aggravating because if everyone was just like, especially from venues, because it's not necessarily, I'm sure kingsters are bickering, but like, it's like
venues bicker. And it's like, if we all were just really chill with each other, we could honestly have a really big cool community and we could do big events And we could have, oh, an event here and an after party at Mia's. Or we could have an event here and then go here and, and we could have compounding events and we could like work together.
And it could be like so fun. And I'm not trying to be like peace of the world right now, but it's so frustrating that like, oh, this public dungeon doesn't like this dungeon because this dungeon does XY and Z, and this dungeon doesn't like that dungeon because the owner of that dungeon did XY and Z and then and none of it's like crazy valid reasons. It's just like, I don't like them. They schedule things on the same time as us. And, you know, we talk, Yeah, wow, that has happened a lot.
But you know, we've talked about this before. You know, when we say venues, this is also people who do private parties. Yeah. You know, as in a venue that way and you know, there's one specific person who does the parties that we've talked about and God forbid you're associated to me.
I mean, that venue, yeah. That's like that what I found out about that, I was like really shocked because like I had someone who come to me because like I didn't really know her well, but she was like, I've been blocked by this like group because I was tagged in a photo with this girl. And it was like this girl that comes to like your party is. And it was I was like, really? They're like, yeah, they just
don't like her. And so they blocked me because of it. And then they block anyone who's friends with her and they block anyone who's friends with you. I'm probably blocked and I have no clue who these people are. I know. And I think that's so crazy because like, I don't know, it just makes no sense to me. And again, like you said, we could do compounded events, we could do all these things. And it's like. Like we could literally work together.
Like imagine if we like we're able to mix all the groups together and like we could go rent like a really big area and then have like a giant like festival party. But no, we can't do that because everyone thinks it's a fucking competition. We're all losers hitting each other. We're all fucking dorks and leather Jesus and. Well, and you know, they're not like you said, they all take it so serious.
It's not that serious. In fact, it's very comical to me. Well, you know, it is comical in a sense, you know, and we read like these threads of of bullshit, but people post and it's like everybody has their opinion. God forbid you say the wrong thing. And then it's like, oh, you're a kink shamer. Oh, you're a. Kink shamer. What are they gonna do about it? Unless you're gonna beat my ass, we don't have beef. OK, Oh my gosh. OK, sorry. Let's. Get back to this lock in.
So beating ass, yeah. Are we gonna talk about CBT? We can talk about CBT. Let's. Get to CBT because. You know that for people who don't know, that's cock and ball torture. You really want to talk about the guy you saw did? Two weeks ago, I did. So I get a text from me. I'm going to pull it up because I want to read exactly what Mia texted me at like 8:00 AM on the good Lord's Day at a Sunday. On a Sunday. Was it a Sunday? It probably wasn't. Probably was what?
Are you saying it was? Me lying. Where is this text? You know what I try to tell everybody I'm going to say this while you're looking for the text, is that people will say, well, what days do you work in the dungeon? I'm like, every day, Like every day I'm up in the dungeon, you know, 9:00 AM to 10:00 or 11:00 at night. Yeah, you know. OK, I found it. You found it, so it was. A Wednesday. I'm a liar. So Mia, text me. She's like, can you do like a
noon appointment? And I was like, yeah, I can. She says, I said, do you know what he wants? And I always ask Mia. And half the time she's like, no. And I'm like, fuck, I'll figure it out, I guess when I get there because I want to like emotionally prepare. And then she's like, oh, I have a whole list for you this time. And then he she quote, she just like screenshotted his text. And he said, I like the idea of CBT without pain. What?
And then he goes predicaments, bondage, humiliation, punishment, punishment without pain, no marks. Body worship, pegging, OTK, no pain, slavery, no pain. Leashes and collaring, no pain. Face sitting, strict instructions light, no pain, no marks. So he went over the knee spanking OTK. And I said CBT with no pain. Yes. That's the word torture in the name. And I was sort of like, what the fuck does he want me to do, Bond
those balls? Like how am I supposed to torture him if I can't inflict pain? So I get him in there and I'm like, OK, I'm just going to like, I'm just going to tie him up and just start doing shit. And he'll just have to call yellow if I'm going too hard because I was like, I don't know, because I'm a really light hit anyways. So I start hitting him and he's like really into it. Like I actually think he took like a boner pill or something because he was like rock hard
the entire time. Like Dick crying with pre com. It was insane and I'm not making fun of him but he he was a great client. I hope I hope he comes back. But he, I started like hitting him and he was like really into it. And he was like, thank you mistress, thank you Mr. I didn't even have to prompt him to say that. Like he was like thanking me for every hit. And I'm like, oh, he's into this. And so I turn him around because
it's like a 2 hour session. So after a while I turn him around, I'm like, I'll just do some CBT on him. So just start like hitting him a bit in the Dicks. I was hitting him in the Dick with the flogger and I wasn't hitting him softly and he loved it. And I was like, oh, just maybe he can take more pain than he thinks he can. So I just slowly keep ramping it up and keep ramping it up. And I get like this really scratchy thing. It was like one of the nails.
And I start like scratching up his Dick and he is like you would, he's like melting. He's in love with it. I'm like, oh, he likes scratchy stuff. So I start getting more scratchy things out and he is just like obsessed. Like he's like there's like a puddle on the floor. Like he's wet like a woman. It was crazy. And then eventually, like, I just go and I get this giant needle out of, like, the cabinet. It's not like a real needle. It's a sewing needle, like you said.
Yeah, but it's like a foot long and like, like a stick as a chopstick. And it's, it's pointy at the end, but not like as pointy as a needle, you know? So I get it. And I just start, like, poking at his jury throw with it. And he liked it. And I was like, OK, I wonder if I can, like, push this in there. I get that thing probably about four inches inside of him. Wow. And he is moaning, goes can I fuck it, mistress, can I fuck it? And I'm like, yeah. My God.
And then at a certain point I get this collar out of the cabinet that has like 1 inch spikes on the outside. And I got creative and I turned it inside out and wrapped it around his Dick. And I had the needle in his Dick the the spike choker tight around his Dick. And he's going, can I fuck it? If you fucking want to. I can only imagine the visualization of this. And he's blindfolded too, and he's chained to the wall. And so he starts like fucking it.
And he's like, oh, it hurts but it feels so good. And he's like going crazy. Like I was like shock jog. This is why I blindfold people, because my face tells a whole story. I'm like this. I'm like, like, I couldn't believe and I was watching. I'm like, I was prepared for no pain. And now this is like one of the more hardcore CBT scenes I've done because he's fucking like a tube of spikes right now. And I was like, and he's going I love you, mistress, I love you.
And I was like, oh shit. And he's like, would you ever fuck a guy like me? And I got never in a million fucking years, dude. That's. Great. And he he had a great time and then like we did that for a long time because like I said, he had a 2 hour session. I'd say he fucked that tube of spikes for probably like 30 minutes of it. Jesus. And I, I think I saw blood at one point, but I didn't investigate it. I was like, that's not my business.
And then OK this. Dude's bleeding, I don't give a fuck. I was like, he'll let me know if he, I'm sure the next time he came it was full of blood or something because I don't know. I don't know if that needle was like too sharp. He loved it. And he had like a big Dick. Yeah. And when he was done, he came and I, I made him just clean the whole room. And I was like, you know what? I got to start doing that more because I didn't have to do it.
I made him clean up the cum. I made him clean all the toys. I made him clean everything I tortured him with. And then at the end, he was like, wow, I could take more pain than I thought. And I was like, yeah. And he was like, so like, was that like a pretty standard session? No, I didn't like, no, that was actually pretty rough. And he was like, wait, really? And I was like, yeah, cuz the standard, I'd say standard CBT is like whacking. Smacking, yeah.
Smacking maybe like a clothes hanger. Not a clothes hanger, a clothespin. You know, usually you don't get needles out for like CBT or anything like that. But no, that's my crazy CBT story. I wanted to talk about it because it went from CBT with no pain to I think this man's coming blood. But you know it happens like that. I can imagine. What's 1 of the crazier have you done? Like really crazy CBT. I've done crazy, you know, I haven't done a crazy CBT as bad as it was.
I can say that was it's been 7 or 8 years, but I put needles. Oh, go ahead, we'll stop. Go ahead. Just letting you get off. Before Thank you, I was trying to like keep it enough like. No, no, no, no, you don't need any more. No, I'm good, OK. So 7 years ago I saw this one person and he would always come and he was a therapist of all things. Oh Lord. But yeah, but I took syringes and I would poke it in his testicles.
I know Ruby told me a story where she she put needles through the shaft of a man's Dick and then he loved it a lot. Yeah, but after I was done doing that and I used a a good bag of 24, oh God, he wanted me to whack them off with a flopper, so I did. I would be so scared they'd go in him. Oh no, he didn't care. And he wanted all that, you know? He wanted it bloody and gross. And then once it was all bloody and gross, he laid down and I peed all over it. You know. Barbie goes silent.
Yeah. We used to be a country men used to go to war. Now they're paying us to piss on blood holes on their Dick. Just no sometimes like when some like this guy was this guy was making me laugh. I I was giggling because he kept just saying the craziest stuff to me, like his profession of love was so it sounded so genuine because I can't mimic it because I'm a little shit. But like he was like, Mistress, I love you.
And I was like, I felt bad because I'm like literally like killing his Dick and I'm like, oh. God, that's when you say I know, I know, you do. I told him to shut the fuck up. He kept saying thank you every time I hit him. I said can you shut up? I was like, you're annoying me. I know you're thankful. Dude. Thanksgiving's over. Damn. Wow, that is. Hilarious. No, it was really fun. I, I've come to really enjoy CBT, like especially like in the context of the dungeon and stuff like that.
I'm very methodical with it. I really enjoy it. I don't know if I go very brutal, but I do. I like it. I don't know. It's fun it. Is fun. Something about it, it's just very interesting. I don't know. So, you know, we've done like tease and denial and and then. I'm not very good at that, I
don't think. You know, it's, it's not for everybody, but I will say that I will say that Charles told me about apple polishing and that's post orgasm torture where you take the palm of your hand and press it against the head of the cock and do circular motions. I've done that with like a. Partner before yeah, right. So ultimately it's it's, you know, kind of annoying to that individual after they have an orgasm, right? The Cdti usually do.
I don't usually actually touch the Dick, I only touch it with utensils. Yes, you do. You like touching things with utensils and sharp objects touching. Yeah, I don't actually. I rarely handle the Dick and I think that adds a different layer of like, what the fuck to it, because you don't even get to touch it. Yeah, right. Well, I had somebody and they actually wanted the the wheel, the Wormberg wheel. On I hid that the other day so
it wouldn't get stolen. Can't remember where I hid it in the dungeon. You put it in the exam table in the second. Quarter, you were right. I did and I couldn't find it the other day and I needed it. It's right next to your grandparents. Rammed that thing in the urethra of a man before and he almost came. I'm sure it was. Look, I won't don't know what it is about a needle in the urethra, but they like it every time I do it. Yeah, I must add something to it.
I'm not going to try it, but you know what props of them I'm for doing it. Props. I love it. All right. I think that's a good way to to end this. You're welcome. Are we welcome? Yeah. All right, good. Now I will stay on a final note. This is something you do not know. We have a new sponsor. Yes, you'll like it. So at some point we're going to be coming up with really good commercial for it when you get your voice. Back.
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