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That's a good one. We should definitely use that with callers today. Oh folks, thanks for tuning in. I'm here with my dear dear old colleague from the Biggy Biggodio, SARAHI Crane. Ladies and gentlemen.

My namema, that's actually doctor Sara Crane, Doctor SARAHI Crane.

Yeah, tell us about how you got your PhD?

Was it hard?

It was definitely hard. It was brutal.

What is your PhD?

In?

So my work is around counseling and theology. The integration of both. So I actually did my studies at it, like the most random background.

Uh huh, okay, that's cool. I was trying to think of like a joke of what you have a PhD.

Well, I wrote my dissertation on sexual assault. So what kind of jokes you got there?

Careful? What a mess? What a mix up? And what a mess? Surry? When did we meet? Seventh grade, eighth grade, eighth grade? So you came to the Bay from.

Los Angeles, LA in eighth grade, eighth grade.

Joined me in the hellacious slash fun junior high school experience, in which I feel like you were pretty popular, right, kind of instantly.

Yeah, that was kind of strange because I was the new girl. I was pretty awkward and odd, and.

It was kind of crange, Surry, crange. You were not awkward and shy.

Yeah, it was definitely awkward.

You don't think I don't really remember you being awkward.

I think being silly helped me, yeah, reduce it.

But listen, the one thing about our junior high was that being silly really worked out in our favor. You did.

Specifically roasting people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean that's the funny thing, Like how shy can you be if you're roasting people?

Listen, Chelsea, I'm a large human. I've always been huge. I mean by eighth grade, I was five to eight, right, and so I'm awkward. I've got big lips, big eyes, big features.

You're expressive.

Yeah, so you kind of had to know how to roast because I had to anticipate, oh teasingly. Absolutely, I mean everyone.

I remember looking in that yearbook and I'm sure I've said this before at some point on this endless broadcast, but I remember looking and going, oh my goodness, I can look at everyone from our junior high school yearbook and still think what they were made fun of for. Because you had to have it in your back pocket. So someone's like big nose, You're like, you're sure to go for the to go. You have to use what you have. But literally, it was like on everyone.

I'm positive I had crempt bangs, stacked crempt bangs.

You had a long yeah yeah yeah.

Yeah yeah, stacked up cramped bangs.

Yeah, yes, you had a long bang.

I always had a long bank.

Yeah you had a long bang.

Yeah, I always had a long bank. That's struggling, yeah, yeah, struggle thing yeah, it's pretty struggling. Yeah it's pretty struggling. Yeah, yeah, struggle than Yeah it's pretty struggling. Yeah it's pretty struggling. Yeah, pretty struggling. Yeah, pretty struggling. Yeah, struggled than Yeah, pretty struggling. I always had a long bank, but that was.

In style because everyone kind of had. I was thinking of Kamara, like everyone had long bangs that were curled under at the very end.

Yeah that when you're broke and can't go to the beauty shop regularly. It's pretty struggling, pretty pretty struggle.

Listen, there was a lot of that bang that struggle ban.

Yeah, struggle was yeah the vibe.

Now, I also had it, but in the Caucasian category. I because I mean I always say this, but seventh grade was the ugliest I've ever been wretched. I had a perm which is so funny, like to think about, like, perms are so out of style now, right, like, but to think about a time where white people are getting curlers and chemicals put in their hair to have wavy hair.

And we're getting perms and chemicals to shit's.

Cratraighton, what a mixed up crazy world. Men are from Mars, women are from where now it doesn't make sense. So I had wavy but not even good waves like now it's like I think we've figured it out with like no, make your waves with a heating implement. But back then I had like these awful perm waves which are kind of spirally m but like pulled down spirals with damage, chemical damage. And then I had straight bangs that I did with a curler in a line so they would make like.

A shine that sounds familiar shine line.

Across the middle of them, and then braces and comboy so so skinny, like my knees would stick out and my teeth are all braced up, and it's just like, yeah, you gotta have some jokes. You gotta have some jokes. You better have a joke in both back pockets if you look like that totally.

And I wasn't doing training bras like I should have. So I look back on photos.

Wiles, Yeah, that's really bohemian of you, because I feel like that was that was a daring risk to have taken.

Yeah, and at five eight, I mean I was skin and bones, had gap jeans.

Sound like a model.

We probably in now too late?

Is modeling in your future?

Doubt it?

Starter jackets, starter jackets, raiders jackets, also tons of rayon, rayons of rail ants, rayon shirts. Why was rayon? It's like, is there any other time in history. I guess there is where a certain textile just completely.

Ruled dominated the whole industry.

Yeah, because all the guys were wearing like Paisley.

Rail they had to be patterned absolutely.

Starter jackets, the raiders. And what's the one with the like kind of turquoise and purple?

Oh, that would be like Orlando Magic. No, No, I wasn't. No, I'm thinking because Miami too. The University of Miami was the orange and green bit and a lot of people had that. But you're right about that turquoise and purple has that had its Heyday two.

Yeah, I can't remember who it was. And then Nike Cortes, Oh, Elise Shans anyway, you know, I guess a lot of this is back. But anyway, so rayon being a textile that you know, incidentally is terrible for the environment, apparently terrible as are leggings, ladies. That's why I buy all my leggings second and third hand. They all have crotch stains.

Those naps and thy naps.

Yeah, they snap, they all have pillage all through the inner thigh and crotch stains thynap. Yeah, so I know, but I do admire the younger generation that like thrifts all their clothes. I did used to do that. Did you had Buffalo Exchange? Lot fulo Exchange and Crossroads? Oh yeah, Crossroads Trading co.

Yeah. And I think ladies are kind of getting together now and we're doing like clothing swaps, like going through the closet, hanging out over mocktails and gluten free crackers.

Gosh, exchange awful, count me out? Uh so yeah? And then what was your We know we didn't hang out as much in high school, right, we did a little bit.

Yeah, I mean that's what kept the relationship going.

Yeah, what was your style? In high school?

Literally involved matchy matchy? Still pretty struggling ninth grade still well, I showed.

Up at my high school in like humongous gap scenes and striped gap shirts that were like five sizes too big. Absolutely, I was so bright compared to everyone else in just so baggy and bright, and it was like almost just humiliating to enter the campus and I just was like I didn't fit in here.

Another reason why you had to know how to.

Roast that's right. Yeah, although that wasn't happening at my little high school.

Well at my high school, public high school.

It was.

Upon arrival.

They were sizing you up upon right, yeah.

Yeah, and I think.

The newbies are here like that is so scary.

And I was so tall that people thought that I was older. So I kind of got bullied by like eleventh and twelfth graders.

Did they call you miss Crane? Now, it's just if I were you how to pretended I was a teacher to get out.

Of mom there. Oh yeah. So that kind of helped a little bit because I'd be like, my mama gon you know right, yeah, but then she.

Took their side. Yeah much, She's like, your forehead is kind of big, You're like, mom god. Yeah, So maybe we should talk about well also I did want to. I thought we could talk about makeup because I feel you're almost like a professional m ua SI has true makeup skills.

What do you mean?

Stop him? And then I think we can take calls talk about that and also talk about people's junior high experiences. Yes, why not?

I mean I've also had extensive experience with trauma and taking ls. So if we want to go dark, Yeah, we always have that.

I'm your gal in our under trying not to say back pocket because I've already said that five times.

But you can always, I mean, you know, I can always like dial up this little like life coach voice. Oh my god, that's fun too.

You're essentially having a split personality right now. You're like, who do you want? Which society?

Who do you want?

You want?

You?

Hello? Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi. You're on with me and my junior Hi friends survived to this day my friend as well.

Hi.

Hi, we're talking about just the cruelty of children in junior high being shy but also roasting people to survive. What was your experience? I can't believe that.

Next Hello, Chelsea, Yeah, wow, Wow, pleasure to talk to you.

No, I just was thinking, like the last color. Literally I said the topic. He said uh and hung up. And now I'm like, you know what, I'm not prepared to give any energy to this call because I was just so resoundly rejected. Yeah, I'm here with my friends. Sorry, we went to junior high school together. We're friends to this very day that millions. We've been friends for sixty five years. What was your experience as a teen did you did you find your tribe back then? Did it

It was a lot of black clothing, a lot of like dark lipstick, heavy eyeliner. I did. I had my hair dyed blue for a long time.

M Yeah, EMO seems like a fun identity. I didn't really get, you know, I wasn't at a school where there was that.

Yeah, there wasn't an abundance of EMO.

Yeah, there were not emos at our school.

Emo week.

Well what were you two?

Well, first let's dig into you a little bit.

Yeah, let's get into your biz.

So what does EMO mean? Like, you had your hair dyed black, and you wore like under eye eyeliner, and you like were all black.

It was a lot of black clothing, a lot of like dark lipstick, heavy eyeliner.

I did.

I had my hair dyed blue for a long time. I did that, But I was also on debate team, so I had to diet back to a normal collar. So that was that was fun and short.

For debate. Like I like that you went through an absolute, like complete transformation to be in debate. You're like able to just cast aside your identity become squeaky clean for debate, did you wear Did you wear a wig?

No?

Maybe I should have. No. I just my natural hair color is really dark brown, so I just died it back.

That's cool. I used to have a friend that his name is Sasha. I wonder if he is out there somewhere. He was my friend. We would talk about hair to talk about all our feelings, like I feel like my hair is a little messy lately, and it's like your life is mess and it's like I kind of want to do something sleek, or I want to cut my hair. I'm gonna color my hair, and we would just laugh because we're like, oh my god, we're talking about all our feelings through our hair. It was like our special bond.

That's impressive.

But I did see this lady, Oh god, now I can't remember what it's called. It was like a twenty four hour diner in New York, not diner, like kind of French roast I think it was called. And she had like bleached blonde hair like Gwen Stefani. And I was like, I'm gonna do that, And then I did tricky I've definitely shared this before on the podcast, but whatever,

Yikes? No, You'll say like, oh I.

Like the cut, that's good, but that's not what they were saying collar. Can you guess, but it'd be like, oh that's so bold, like now.

Yeah, Black people would say something like that.

They go you got no, they would go you dyed your hair and then not be like it looks great. I'm just say you died your hair and I like yeah yeah, and then it's like I just start stammering excuses.

Yeah.

I thought it would be fun. Yeah, it's getting grilled. I can killor it again.

My community would say, okay, blood, see that would be fine.

I would take that unless I saw then two people exchanging eye contact charged eye contact behind my back.

Yeah. It's pretty struggling. Yeah, pretty struggling. Yeah, pretty struggling, Yeah, pretty struggling. Yeah.

But yeah, no one really liked it. It didn't compliment my skin. But then I cut it short and dyed it purple, which I thought was fun. Member manic panic is color?

Is that used? Uh?

It's not, but I'm familiar.

Okay, So you were emo and on debate? Do you remember your best debate showing that you ever had what the topic was?

Oh, I don't know. That's tough. I don't remember. I only remember my failures. Of course, I only remember my gloves. I don't remember heights or anything.

Let's hear a flub.

Someone asked me we Someone asked me a question about BP, like who It was a quick question who owns BP? And I didn't know it mean for British Petroleum? So I was like brasilient and he said, no further questions.

Not good, that is painful, No further questions. Do you even say that in debate? Isn't that like reserved for homicide trials?

Because he was doing a rebuttal, so he was like, I'm done. It's like I'm out rudal.

That is rudal. You're like, isn't it crazy how that sticks with you for so long. Like as a mom, when I think about that, I'm like, no, Like I would never want my son to feel that. But it's like you can't protect your child from all the colors of life, Like they have to feel that, they have to walk through that and feel like, yeah, the.

Stench of failure. Yeah, character.

Yeah. I was remembering with someone that I wrote an essay in college and my teacher wrote my professor, I should say, wrote in red ink. They circled some phrase which I don't even remember the phrase, which is probably a bad because I was supposed to learn that lesson. But they wrote sounds naive.

I was like, sounds nice me naive, the girl who carries the weight of the world on her shoulders at old times naive? Can I talk to you, professor, because I'm worldly anyway?

But it's just so funny, like what I always am fascinated by what sticks with you forever I know, and what you just don't retain in the slightest you know. And it's so scary too as a parent, because you have no idea what will be the thing you say. This is emblematic of your shortcomings as a parent. And you yourself said it anyway, caller, that's pretty sad and funny. I love it. Great story for the pause, great story, thank you. After your EMO phase, what was next? Was that your final culture.

A little bits? And then it kind of as I was, like, ending high school going into college was sort of like the Indy tweet early twenty tens, a lot of like skirts and big glasses with no lenses in them.

Were you adorable kind of stuff?

Uh, that's what I aimed for, definitely. I don't know if I did it, but I tried.

Oh adorable. Yeah, all right, Well, listen, sounds like you've had a great journey.

I wanted to say super quick only because I'm coming to Los Angeles for the first time in like a few weeks and I just listened to your episode with the Sandwich King.

So what's your ass?

This is you probably get this all time, all the time, but like kind of fun stuff to do that made.

Me kick me?

What that's okay?

I'm just I'm sorry I can't do a meat and greet. Wait what fun things to do? Have you heard of time out?

Like or really good food, like a real good kind of like I don't know, hole in the wall.

There's a lot of good food in this town.

Are you yawning? You got me? Coller, That's that's a diagnostic I have to.

You.

Seemed like a real sweetheart, but I gotta gun get a guide book. So I started yawning. I didn't want to go down that filthy little road. Powers Christia, Powers Christia.

It's me.

I can't believe it. Me and Benito talk to Powers Christia. It was actually the name of an episode by the Powers Vestigate me by the Power. Yeah, the Powers vested in me? By Christia. What can we do you for? And here with Suri Crane, we're talking about junior high school adolescents, phases that you may have gone through, humiliations, you may have experienced.

Well, I mean, I was such an emo kid in junior high another it was like a lifestyle.

Really, So, I mean, I can't decide if this is that we did not go to a primarily Caucasian school, or if this is that it was before it was after our time the emo thing. I don't know which it is. I think it's both.

I am from Ohio originally, so I think the Midwest has a big thing to do with it.

What's it?

Does this?

Does that resonate?

No? Oh?

What is emo music?

What were you listening to?

Like like that?

But it's not a ukulele? And they're saying, like, you know.

That's brutal.

It's pretty awful. It's good, it's not all bad.

But is it like where you're straining your vocals like that?

Totally?

Some of it is?

Yeah?

Are you sure?

It was like a big thing for like, you know, I was the queer person, and I think being emo was a way to like wear tight jeans, but be like, I'm not gay.

You celebrate your type jeans.

I'm celebrating your queerness.

Same.

What was that applause for you?

Gorgious?

Wait?

So what you said you had tight jeans?

You know, like skinny jeans. You're very emotional. You're always wearing like a colorful band T shirt and your hairents dyed like flamingo pink.

Oh that's cool. Yeah yeah, Would you like get mad at your mom all the time?

No?

I love my mom, o friend, because there's lots.

Of memes I've seen, like on Instagram of like emo kids yelling at their moms. Have you seen that?

No?

Yeah, for sure, I mean I was definitely like moodier to my.

Mom.

You don't understand.

A scene.

You're like, mom, you have to go with me to the mall.

But the thing was like she didn't understand because nobody understood, right, and that's not her problem.

Well, maybe you liked being misunderstood.

I think I do you?

Are you?

You said, Ohio, Ohio?

I'm in New York now, Yeah, he had a crazy week in the city.

Okay, I just want to say I don't think he liked being misunderstood. Possibly he was a gay guy in Ohio. Yeah, well you know that it could have been. Some of it was very gay, Okay, so the gays there's.

That I never show never And he was just like this twink with a ukulele and a high voice. Yeah yeah, very emo, but like very gay adjacent.

Mmm.

And his artwork was like little doodles from children on his album Weird.

Yeah.

Oh, by the way, what is that doc called? You watched it about the child actors getting absolutely reamed by all the people they trusted.

No, no, but I read that Janetta car memoir.

I believe it.

Yeah, I mean it's it seemed like something is a muck for a while huh yeah. Yeah, it's called Quiet on Set, and it's all about how these child actors just got completely fucking abused. Anyway, Yeah, I want to see it.

I want to say I'm I'm going to get on the subway and go home, but I need to say that I watched first time female director.

Thank you, thank you.

I actually I work for a designer and we loaned some clothes for the show, so it was really cool to see Mac.

Really, I know who you work for. I know who that's right, Thanks for the clothes. Shout out to Rachel Antonov.

It was before my time. I've been there for a month, but I was so excited when I thought and then I brought it up in the office and they were like, yeah, we lent them clothes like a few years ago.

That's so sweet.

I know.

The whole thing is truly an absolute You never hey, listen, never make a movie. It takes ten years. Ten years. Well, I'm glad you're in New York and I hope that you're, you know, finding a place where your emotions are allowed to throt.

They literally are I'm gonna eat chipotle, uh, drag race.

And cry getting it's a out of time, goodbye.

I hate Chipotle, but condraculations on that Chipotle. Oh my gosh, condraculations is such a good h phrase, coinage satisfying to say color condraculations, dragon relations. I'm getting through, Okay, I'm here with Sarah Creem. Yeah, welcome, Hi.

You're talking Ado lesson kind of.

Yeah. We went to Jay Hi together, j and we're talking about Oh, by the way, I was like someone in my in my reviews of my podcast was like.

Oh, great, abbreviation's funny, and I'm like, thank god, that's so fucking reductive.

Dude, I also do fucking annoying voices hello and song s FX.

I want to abbreviate everything.

Tots for anyway, me and Sari we're talking about we're like our generation. I feel like, you know, we're gen X, right, Yes, I think he's like, oh gord process, But anyway, I do think that, like, yeah, no, I'm Jen Anniston. When I have a fake tan, I almost am. But literally we use all those abbreviations ironically, and I feel like people think we're serious because like I started saying eloela as a joke, but then I really do say it

We'll also in a constant state of fear. Is that?

Yes, uh, yeah, we were talking about how about that time period, Well, think about it. Everyone's the ugliest there ever, totally painfully self conscious. I think seventh grade probably for almost everyone, is the ugliest you're ever going to be. That's literally when your zits start popping up, your voice is changing, your boobs are sprouting, your testicles are dropping there they come down, but your mom's like, what, honey, it's It's just I feel like I'm trying to think

Roastiness a twelve year old.

That's like devastating, right.

Yeah, but yeah, we were saying it was a time. It was a terrifying time. Yeah, you really had to have an attack at the ready for all your classmates always, and definitely your teachers as well. Shout out to mister Winehak.

Shout out to mister Campbell, shout out to senior. Shout out to Miss Doubly gil Ho jos Ms Christiansen.

Oh my god, I also had a Miss Christensen who was evil.

Well, well, God, shout out to all the miss Christiansen's out there. How many do you think there are in the educational system in the US? Good question, I mean type and I'm searching, so how many missus christian Sins and the United States of America educational system? No results, Well, we'll get him next time. Who was your favorite teacher you've ever had in your whole life? Well, my mom was a teacher, mine too. My friends love to color. You're a d j P. You are an absolute d

Who is your favorite teacher?

My favorite teacher? I had a couple my whole educational experience. There was like a handful that I loved.

But who were they?

Nancy Steele, she taught me I think poetry in high school. Ellen McLaughlin taught me playwriting in college. Mister Wong was a fun teacher in elementary school. That was my third grade teacher. And who is the best teacher at our junior high that you had?

I mean, I love mister Campbell.

Say that mister Campbell, great head of hair, great head of hair. I bet he cleaned up with the lady.

Oh, totally.

He was kind of hot. He had like blue eyes, yeah, and like soulful, a full head of hair. Was he soulful?

There was a soulfulness about him.

Now you're pushing it full of soul? Yeah, he was pretty good.

Yeah.

I had a teacher named David Cristiano. May he rest in peace. I loved him dearly.

I was about to be like that sounds like a cologne.

He was a big stoner. I love that guy. He teamed. Yeah, I didn't know it then because I wasn't familiar with that.

He wreaked of weed. You just thought he had a pet skunk.

He's just always just so cool. He like relax.

What do you teach?

English?

Always a great subject?

Yeah, and I was really into like knowing how to write well. I had a teacher named Elizabeth Lay who really pushed me with writing.

You have incredible penmanship by the way I do. Yeah, what is that all about you?

I worked at it.

I mean, what would someone you know how people analyze penmanship. I wonder what they would make of yours. They'd be like, little miss perfect, do you ever take five?

It's always such a compliment when someone says that about my penmanship.

It is so like it's it's literally looks like a type, like a font. Oh my gosh. I was just about to say that, Yeah, it looks like that cursive font where you're like, yeah, right, you want this to look like my grandmother wrote it, but it's just a font, and no, that's your actual.

Do you remember Shane u W Yeah, she went to school with us and we ended up we were roommates in college together our freshman year. She has exquisite penmanship. I always loved it, and the two loved my hand right.

Yeah, I must have laughed and laughed.

Yeah, we just would just riff up. You'd write each other notes please leave the door lock. I was like, how do you do your geez? How do you do your z's? Do your w s?

You wake her up and through the word how do you do your ancients? She's like, what Sarai, what.

We're trying to shazz up.

She's in the shower. You pull the curtain. How do you know your daiss? She's like, SORRII this is getting too much like I thought we connected on fund Shane. She's like, and if you're.

Listening, I need some privacy.

I'm in the damn showers. Are rye? She's taking a shit your head your head bus out of the toilet water. How do you do yours? She's like, oh quick, sorry, Shane. Better sometimes to just do the old what should we call that? When you hang out with hang up without saying goodbye, Like you know, there's like an Irish goodbye where you don't say goodbye, So maybe that's the equivalent like the Irish goodbye on here is you just hang up out anything?

Hoiy whoa Hi, Hi, honey, hullo.

School ready I'm doing.

I have to say I got your report card?

Oh oh dear, okay, cank to me.

There's a couple of things I want to discuss with you.

I need to do a circle back. Yeah.

Were your grades good?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Uh Look, I'm gonna be honest.

So I was an honor roll Sam.

I mean it doesn't really I feel like this roll doesn't really matter because I was like an elementary school and I was excited to like get sickers.

Can you put your mouth closer to your phone?

Yeah, your little faint?

Can you hear me better?

Now? Yeah?

Yeah, five fucking thousand times better. What did you have your It was your phone taped to your foot? What an insane improvement.

I actually just pulled up to my mom's house I live. Yeah, I live in Burbank, but he lives in Downy Mmm.

Downy It's where I grew up.

I'm kidding. Okay, so this is this sound is now exquisite?

What were we really crazy? Because I just drove by my middle school and I was like, dang, I got really bad grades in middle school because once I like got boobe, I was like, wow, boys like.

Me the boob deficit.

Didn't get those till college.

Now, Sarah has a huge set of knockers, But back then Mosquito. Okay, wait, you know what you want to know?

How I found out that I had boobs though?

How you bumped into them?

No.

I was in seventh grade and I had just bought in this like white little T shirt that said like la Dodgers on it, and I felt so cool about it because I was like, yeah, I like sports and this guy was like, wow, you should really wear that shirt more often. And I'm thinking like, wow, he really likes me, only to find out that the only guy because my boobs put in it.

Yeah, you're like, go Dodgers, and he's like, you dumb bitch. Yeah that's yeah. It is kind of insane, like when you think when you have a kid, you do see how we're animals, like the teeth come in and the teeth go out and all these weird things losing teeth, and then the idea for a girl like that you're completely flat chested, and then you have it starts with

No, you think that they are ye at the time, but they're really not.

Yeah.

So my grades though, like in eighth grade, it got really really bad and I ended up getting like a parentcy trick conference, but with all of my teachers at the same.

Time, and they're like, boobs, boobs, boobs, what was the conference?

So basically they were like, look, your daughter, Like, it's insane how well she does like in class, like she participates, she loves to talk, she's got created great personality, she helped a lot, answers our questions, but doesn't do any of her homework and does really bad on her Testy's pleasure to have in class, but she's not doing well.

What a bummer painful? Yeah, well, I thought the whole thing was tying into boobs somehow, so I was like, I was waiting for the other boob to drop because it were But I guess I really.

Wish that was the case, but it wasn't, and it sucks so bad. And I mean, I'm like, my mom's very Mexican. I'm like first gen Mexican, so she like this is gonna sound so fucked up, but I mean it's now. But she like after that like teacher conference with everybody, it just so happened that this school kid like went out like the bell rang for the end of the day as soon as the fucking conference was over, and then she like was like, Okay, I'm gonna embarrass you.

Oh my god, is a cruciating the worst thing ever, Oh my god, and like mind you, Like my mom was never like abusive like that, but she just wanted to embarrass me so badly.

Mission accomplished.

Yeah, yeah, my grades up.

You did get your grades that you did? Yeah, you did. I don't know what lesson to take from.

This as a parent, humiliate your kid publicly, Yeah, I know.

I think my grades got bad in eighth grade. No, I do think they did, because I feel like there was some concern I wasn't going to get into my high school.

Mm but.

Like a special school, like like a musical theater like No, it was just.

A private school from a but we went to a public school for junior high and then I went to private school for high school. And I think I was starting to have a lot of fun in eighth grade. Eighth grade was pretty fun.

It was fun.

I can't say what we did. We were trying to get out. Were you involved in that? I was not. I guess when alcohol, Yeah that was with Alexander.

There were other people, Yeah, for sure, absolutely, yes.

I was always forever trying to get cool quote unquote cool adults to buy me alcohol at liquor stores, and I'm like, now that I think about it, like they would and I'm like, who would we do that anything? I can't remember what we would try. I remember I drank Ian j but I think that was freshman year. I no longer drink and you can tell why did.

You drink empty It was like it was like emptying and they came in like a glass bottle.

No, I was a more urban beverage.

I drank Old English. That was so my first drunk. My first time getting drunk was freshman year.

And it was a forty old English freshman year in high school.

Yeah, wow, you didn't do that, not at all? Did you ever? Have you ever drunk?

I had my first drink in college but.

Never been like fully drunk.

Ah.

Yeah, I feel like, yeah college and I could count on one hand how many times the whole four years.

That's crazy. I know, like my whole journals from basically the from then on or just I want to get fucked up. I want to go.

That wasn't I think because there wasn't there wasn't much booze in the house.

Well I didn't have booze and that actually my mom did and she's like a teatoller and she had like liquors for cooking.

I have really parents, so like when I would like be let out, yeah, like I was like crazy, like oh my god, like I have to get in my party right now. And then like I'd always get drunk and always get in trouble, and my parents would be like, this is why we don't let.

You out, But they kept letting you out if you always got drunk.

Yeah.

Crazy actually, And I was in high school. I was like sixteen years old and I was on the dance team and I had like a dance like little like dance camp for like little kids the next day. But I went out the night before and I got black out drunk, and I got home and my mom I was so blacked out. My mom got I was going to like overdose or something because little brain work, and she was so scared. She's like, what did I pick her to the hospital? We need to pick her the hospital.

Did your mom drag you into urgent care by your ear?

No?

No, thank god.

But then I had to be at like the little like dance camp because I was on the team, and like the next day I had to be there. My call time was like six am. Didn't leave the like urgent care until five am.

So are you like doing one two three one one? Domember?

And I had to kids that day. It was awful. And I remember like on the way home, like as I was like still really drunk, my high school boyfriend was driving us, and I threw up out the window and lost my glasses. And I'm super blind, like like always have to be wearing glasses. If not, it's literally like a liability to the world. And lost my glasses. I don't even know how I name the next day my dance cold, thank God's and no. But yeah, it was pretty bad.

Yeah that doesn't sound good. Doesn't sound fun?

Oh?

Real wild one Chelsea.

Not to change the subject, but I have always wanted to get on the pod. I just have to ask you if you like oysters are not love? That's like my number one slop of myself.

I don't like them and I don't know how to get into them.

I mean, I think the trick is for me. They have to be a few things I like them to be absolutely ice cold. I've gone to a couple of places where they're not ice colder, and I think it's disgusting, Like I feel like they're like festering bacteria unless they're ice cold. So for me, I wanted ice cold. And then I do not like the creamy oysters. I like the crisp, clean oysters, and I do not.

Go ahead.

I think I know what you're gonna say. I don't like the huge ones, and I don't like the tiny ones. I like the medium size, crisp, clean ones. Usually they're from the East Coast. Now I'm going to predict what I think you're asking me. If I've tracked ready go people dying from eating oysters.

Oh no, no, no, I saw that all of our TikTok go.

Okay, No.

I was going to ask if you've been to that place Draco's in New Orleans that does like tarboiled oysters.

I have.

It's called Draco's, I think they call yeah.

Like, I think it's like in the Dragos. It's like in the Hilton Hotel or something.

I don't like the sound of that. Yeah, in the Hilton Hotel. I like a there's a place in Ventura that makes great charboiled oysters. I love that smokiness and stuff. But I will say if in the best case scenario of cooked oysters and the best case scenario of raw oysters, I think raw are better.

I just feel like I feel like, I mean, I'm thirty one, I still feel like a child, but I feel like I'm really gonna enter my womanhood like adult. God bitch era. Once I started liking oysters, and I don't know why I associate that.

But I just do.

You know how I tried my first oyster. I was with my dad and my brother, and there was a sushi place that had you know, like sushi boats were really popular in like the nineties, yes, and so it was like a sushi boat thing, and they had these little oysters. I'm pretty sure I've talked about this as well.

It were youse.

I like muscles, but I.

I don't love muscles.

Wait a minute from the bay. Did you never go to Spangers?

Definitely went. I love Spangers, but I was I was getting clams.

Remember the Miley Cyrus album Spangers? Yeah, does still exist?

Uh No, it's shut down, like so what we grew up with? Shut down and then they opened something back up.

But well, Spangers used to be the spot. Yeah, there was a few spots. In fact, there's a few spots that are still there. Yeah, But there used to be an Italian place in Emoryville that I would go with my dad, Emoryville or Richmond. It might have been deep into Richmond. It was somewhere that wasn't even very much like it wasn't like a row of restaurants. It was liked of like desolate, and then there was like legit Italians making food and like it was so good good.

Hi, Happy Friday.

Happy Friday, guys. What's as we're talking about junior high school phases that you might have been through, teachers loved or hated, humiliations you may have endured.

Oh well, I'm gay, so that was fun. I came out in middle school.

That was free.

Have you noticed all my callers are gay? I feel like now I might need to switch on over to the other side, mojo. Is that an option?

I'm at work right now and I'm ignoring all my tables and I just got fat and I see it on me.

What's what? What type of cuisine do you have?

Oh?

My god?

Oh you ever heard of bob Evans?

Oh?

A chain?

Yeah?

I actually haven't been to a Bob Evans where are you located.

I'm surprised you didn't hang up on these.

No, I'm not that elitist on paper.

I'm in West Virginia.

Oh okay, so most chains do have something scrumptious to be had. What's the Bob Evans specialty?

Well, breakfast, I guess, but all of our breakfast, dude, is super greasy.

Oh what about like home fries or hash Browns.

They're literally deep fries.

Oh.

I have to say. I went to I Hop when I was on the road doing stand up and I had never really been to I Hop before.

Same with waffle House, Like there was a lot of like I've never been.

Yeah, can I get fired?

Oh?

Sorry, do you want to go?

No, No, it's it's just hang up at your leasure, get fired.

Lord only knows we will.

So I Hop.

I was like, this is incredible. You know, here's a question. Cheese can Factory, Yeah, I hop. I thought. I was like, oh, there's like something with sour cream and hash browns and something. I was like, this is incredible. And then it was like some pancake thing that was amazing. I guess that's pretty obvious. Okay, Cheves. I used to go to remember I used to do Is that a Bay Area chein or is that I think it must.

Be because I don't see cheves down here. Yeah, I didn't know it until I moved to the Bay Area.

Yeah.

Yeah, so I think it's kind of bas Sacramento. Yeah.

I have a Appalachian food test for you.

Oh is it pronounced Appalachian? Really it is, yes, not lati heely?

Okay.

What is it like?

Have you had venison?

Yes? I do like venison.

Really okay?

Yes?

Correct?

What about chili?

Like chili soup?

I do like chili, but I needed to have cheddar, cheese and sour cream in it.

Exactly correct?

Our on top, hold on, hold on.

Heading out to the Appalachias, I might have found my people Appalachia.

What is it?

Said it wrong Andalucia.

Everyone always says if you get it wrong, I'll throw one Appalachia apple.

Lachia, Appalachia.

Heading out to Appalachia.

I appreciate that.

That doesn't sound right. It doesn't Appalachia.

Yeah, I appreciate that because I've been saying Appia.

I have one more. I have one more food test.

Possum.

Okay, corn bread.

I love cornbread.

Who doesn't love cornbread.

Well, I mean I.

Think, what what you're wrong? Cornbread is awful?

Call why SOCKI why saki?

You knew how to say it?

That's pretty greatly, it's pretty phonetic looking. I have to say, oh, yeah, it was polish, so oh it's got to be phonetic. Wait, how would someone pronounce it incorrectly?

With so.

It's been just like but sher to talk about my last name.

Well, now I'm all into it. What are a couple of the pronunciations.

With sock with soak?

Yeah, there was like why sock me? There was like a bunch of thing. Yeah, but no, seriously, I big fan. I've been listening. I've been like binging the podcast. That's so funny.

Thank you.

Yeah, I didn't get to to catch the previous iteration of it, but this one's pretty great.

Oh thanks. Yeah, I've been I think we've sort of been hitting our groove lately. We've had some fun episodes. I've been like the last one that just aired, I was cracking up listening to it. I mean, obviously I was cracking up the clip I posted where I'm talking about shoving a sub into a cork. Jeff Morrow's cadaver. And I can't tell you how many times I watched that clip yesterday and laughed at my love.

I love your I love your food centric podcast, but it does kind of give me a little bit of a nauseated feeling. I don't really like hearing people too, so I know it makes me a little like a little ifsy.

But I love food, so I know, actually idiosyncrasy for a couple.

I have a couple of food suggestions for you from Trader Joe's.

Oh interesting. Well, first of all, I need to comment on this whole mesophonia thing.

Oh yeah, okay, you know what that's called.

Yeah?

Did you not know that?

No?

What is it?

Mesophonia? So here's the thing. I have mesophonia and know what it's called, and you don't, and you're still talking down to me about chewing on my podcast. You don't even have a diagnosis, honey, I know.

I wish I would have been diagnosed sooner.

No, I'm not even diagnosed, but I do like I have a my skin crawls when I have to hear certain people chewing. Now, when I have listened to the podcast, I'm not hearing the chewing that much. I don't know what people are responding to, but I haven't found it to be really.

I think it's the like concept of I know that you're just like like mowing down some like food.

I don't know, mowing.

Maybe maybe it's a little jealousy. Maybe it's jealousy. Maybe maybe I'm just like, Oh, I wish I was I was there enjoying the tastes and everything. And I think there's like an a SMR.

Term for for this.

I can't really, I can't really remember off the top of my head. I've been trying to. I'm so excited that I'm that I finally got uh if I finally caught your Instagram posts when you're doing it, Yeah, it's like or something.

We need to figure out the international callers. I just want to announce that now because I've been seeing the comments that people said they can't get through from other countries.

Now historically, well, I'm in Texas, so I am in another nation.

But I yes, I wasn't talking about you. I was talking about people in other countries they're saying they can't get through. So I would like to just say, for those international callers that are listening, we're going to resolve that because the first iteration of the podcast International Callers was actually a huge part of the tone of the show, the community of callers, and we certainly want you to participate. So we're going to figure that out asap and you're

That's what I don't take away.

Who's your guests on right now?

Oh, sir Ry Crane, Hi, my junior high school friend, Hi, and friend to this day.

Oh my god, how special.

Yeah, that's really nice. Mm hmm.

I was wondering where did you grow up?

Oakland, California, the Bay Area?

Oh?

Okay, my dad was in elce Rito, my grandmother cool in Rinda.

Mm hmm.

That was my story and I'm sticking with it.

And I moved to Oakland from Los Angeles and that's when we became friends.

And my mom grew up in Los Angeles.

My mom grew up in Los Angeles, So that's amazing.

Hey, I have another question for for for you, Chelsea. I feel like nobody talks about your stand up in the podcast. Is that something that you like to avoid or do you do you mind talking about your stand up?

I would talk about it. I guess sure, okay.

Because like I'm a so I'm a huge fan of you from your stand up, from like from a long time ago, I feel like, but one of the one of my favorite jokes of of like all time. Seriously, I always pretty much every day I use this, and it's really funny.

Hold On, I'm going to give you hold on, hold on, I'm going to give you a drum roll, and then you can say what the joke was.

Well, it's it's it's like a I think it's like a more of a build up. So it's so when you basically when when when when you're you're with a guy and you're you're about to make him come, and then you say, and then you could do your drum roll right there.

Well, director, oh you're changing.

I thought it was thank you for dinner.

I don't know. I think it was this. I think that it was that one. Do you know what I'm talking about? Your joke?

I'm really sure. The only thing I can think of, there's no I may have had a joke like that. I don't remember that, but I thought it was like thank you for dinner, thank you for dinner, and and then I had like one where I did like a wildcat impression, but I can't even remember what the setup to that was. But a wildcat, yeah, like when people are like you're you're just a little wildcat.

Like it was.

The idea was like, it's not really sexy the version of a wildcat. It's like a feral wild.

Oh my god.

Anyway, Eh, you're on call, Chelsey Breddy with me my friends SARAIH. Crane were talking about junior high school hijinks, teachers, disappointments, humiliations in the adolescent years and beyond.

Oh this is amazing. And I got so excited when I saw you were with your best friend from junior high. Hi, I'm still best friends with my Hi. Hi, I'm still best friends with my best friend from junior or high. It's amazing.

I love it during and progress.

Yeah, I have a story. I want to tell it because Chelsea you're like her favorite comedians and she hates and I tell people how we met, so I know she'll listen to this, which is.

Maybe not nice.

But when we had met, it was on I had transferred to schools and our junior High. Technically, it's all just one elementary school from like when you're kindergarten up to grade eight. And so I had transferred in grade six and morning recessed. She'd come up to me. I didn't know her or who she was, new kid, new kid at school.

Yeah, well she was new.

She just went right up to you.

She was new in eighth grade.

Oh, you were the new kid, okay.

Chelsea was the cool one.

Oh okay.

Yeah.

So it's like intimidating and you want to make an impression. But she came up to me on the playground mm hmm. And she had come up right up to me and she said, Hi, is your name Kendall, which I had she was in my class in the morning, and she didn't know me, and I said yes, And then she said, well, uh, Lindsey told me to beat you up, but don't worry.

I won't.

I'm nice because this program my other school apparently didn't like me.

That sounds to put a hit out. Yeah. That sounds just like junior high, right, like something that's just like if any parent was involved, they'd be like wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, who told you to do what and why and couldn't there be a better way and why are you messaging this information? It's just like so fucking immature someone.

That's how we met.

And she'd never beat me up.

She was nice, she's the best.

Actually, So did she have a crush on you right away?

H No?

But like she's just she's one of the waits.

Did you say it's your girlfriend? Did you say it's your girl friend?

Oh?

I'm literally just like confusing because every caller has been gay.

Oh.

I was like, did you right away or did that develop over time? And you're like, hello, wake up, this is not the last five callers. Okay, So then she didn't beat you up and that's all it took to be fast friends.

Well, you know there was there was other stuff too, but yeah, no she I didn't at the moment at that part. And I was like, oh, you're my best friend. Yeah, but she became my best friend over that year.

Yeah, sweet acknowledge her violence towards you.

Well, she this is the thing is the way she she's the way she had said it. She's like, oh, Lindsay the girl from the other schools in Lindsay was.

Dead on this podcast, Gay and dead. That's the title.

Nice junior.

I okay, yeah, well I think it's interesting how people like from adolescence to being an adult. Like we've been friends for twenty five years yea, and we went to Catholic high school and she was like super super hardcore Irish Catholic. And then you know, you grow up and realize there's no got well not not for everyone. But she's not told it, not really just at all anymore.

Watch it.

So I did not come to that conclusion.

No, oh, but I mean we have a we have another best friend. I knew from that. We're still friends with super super religious. She's going to join a nunner a couple of years ago.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, you still defiled the House of God. No, I'm just kidding. Wait, so what do you have any fights with this friend? Like do you have any kind of like good question hot button issues with this friend or do you feel like you're relatively peaceful?

You know what?

We she's like my number one supporter, but she does real me. And if I'm being too outrageous.

Accountability, what do you do that's outrageous?

I like hijinks and mischief. I can't it's just I don't know, I'd like through high school and stuff. I liked, uh, you know, having fun. And she was very much like buy the book, following rule like rule abiding and just so and so thoughtful of everyone all the time. So yeah, yeah, it's we have never had a big kick. Have you guys ever had a huge fight?

Not really?

I mean I was about to hang up on you and call you unrelatable, but I guess it's true. We haven't really had a much of fights either.

No.

I mean, I feel like if there's something difficult you but part of it is like we're long distance.

We're in a long we're in a long distance friendship. So I do think it takes some of the heat off, like the day to day annoying things that people do or could get into. You think we'd fight if we live closer, we'd be throwing dishes. They're like, no, so why why did you leave the door open? Chelsea? Shut up, you ugly bench. You're like, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. I'm like wait wait, you're like yeah. I'm like, You're like, fuck you. That was my windshield, you asshole. Oh my god.

The sane, all right, the old Irish guduy card the Irish.

I can't do an Irish accent. We were all car the Irish.

I can't either. That one's hard. I think the Irish one and the Scottish one is hard for me.

Yeah, Like why are why are these Australian actors so good at doing They're so are they so good at doing American accents? Do you think it's easy for an Australian to do an American accent? Because the Australian accent is darn near impossible.

I think it's hard to do it.

You know, it would be so funny. Actually, this would be a funny sketch on us now, like an American Australian TV show, Like you know how there's all these Australian actors here really doing good Americans, but like having a bunch of Americans playing Australian. Actually, this is a bad idea. As I'm saying it, I'm like, hum, there's nothing that.

I could go south, Yeah, blow up in your face.

It would just be so bad.

That's so bad, And we would get roasted. Ah, they roasted roasting.

Ton tony little roasting's.

Little really bad little roasting. This is what me and stride do is We just sing and sing and sing and sing and.

See everyone did that, and then I realize they don't. But it's so natural for us.

I know, like always though yeah, always has been. It's like, yeah, it's like it's almost like, you know, a good friend. It's like being by yourself, almost like where you just would act how you would act if I'm alone in my house, I'm making noise, same and my home. You know what's crazy? Actually, I was editing the podcast with

Or I'll be like I feel like I'll look at myself and I'll be like, do you want a fresh face? Or do you want drama or do you want like poudy or flaty? Like I come up with these ridiculous themes and then just go there, Yeah, end up recreating the same thing.

Yeah, I know I was gonna say. I think, oh, I'm gonna do like an editorial cheek and you know, just back from Cancun, and then it's like they all just turn into haggard, washed out, oh fucking broad.

I go through phases yeah makeup, Yeah.

I know I do too. Where sometimes I'm like, damn, I nailed this, like it's so good and then I can never recreate it and I can never Or I look at an old photo, I'm like, how did I do that?

I know I've got their photos and been like ooh nice or something like why did I what color?

Is that up?

Yeah?

What color was that? I don't even know what color that was? And now that I get makeup done for work more often, like I don't even enjoy doing my makeup that much anymore, because it's like I enjoy, you know, when they're like stars, they're just like us. And then it's like someone looking like shit with no makeup on in sweatpants. It's like, yeah, because they just had their makeup done for twelve hour days for five days straight or whatever it was, and it's like the last thing

And I didn't start wearing makeup until after college. Like really, yeah, my mom did my makeup for prom?

My godmother, I'm trying to remember your prom, Jess, because mine was co white to the dress. I'll post a pick to the site. It was emerald green off shoulders like an a line skirt like very fifties looking, and I curled my hair atrociously.

Wit for witch Prom eighth grade prom. I remember that emerald green. I had on peach that was cute. Though, I think your dream was nice actually with some crimps. Yeah, and I had dyed like diable shoes.

Who had do you know? Was it Ebony or Maya? Who had the black and white flowers on the top.

That was Maya.

That was cute.

Yeah, she was cute.

That was cute.

She was way more like grown, sophisticatedsticated.

Yeah, although mine was like a grown but like sixty years old.

I really mine was so sally.

I liked my high school prom dress, but that my boyfriend at the time, Hey, rest in peace, another one another one bit the dust. He dumped me before prom but still wanted to go with me. I was like great, so oh, I was like, hold on, okay, so heartbreaking. So I am not your girl, firm windowed at the most, I will be with you at the high stakes virginity, losing dance serumony when I've already lost it at seventeen,

I wore chocolate, brown chocolate.

I love chocolate.

It had like a sheer that was back when like the sheer waist or whatever was in Who Is Your Date? Will Levy how tall six ' eight.

You knew, right, I didn't even finish my house ready to do a six. Wait, so your how tall?

Six feet six?

And he was so he's eight inches yeah.

And I were high heels. We're still friends to this day. Yeah, it's cute. Yeah, he's married.

And what happened after prom?

We actually we were like broken struggly and we were like, this is crazy because he's six ' eight, I'm six feet and we were in the back seat and my cousin was driving and his best friend who's.

Like five eight was in the front seat.

But we were just like holding hands and yeah. Yeah, but one thing I would I always loved about him was like he was we were like best friends. We were very very silly.

Yeah.

So now like a thousand years later, like we're still super silly. I mean, I haven't seen him in a thousand years.

But have you ever even dated anyone that you're not silly with?

No?

Yeah, can you imagine, like I feel like I've actually had dates like that. I'm sure you have where someone is not funny and you're like real found k I K I T And that means keep in Texas.

Oh, we used to sign our handwritten notes that way.

K I.

I know, I say K I T sometimes when people don't know what it is, keep in touch. But I was trying to think of one for when you don't want to keep in touch, keep in touch, peace out. No, I'm trying to think of different acronym for k I T. Keep in touch, keep intravenous, keep.

It trucking, Keep it trucking, k I T.

Keep it trucking.

Yeah, no, I could not date anyone who was not silly. It's impossible.

Yeah, that would have been such a good insult in our time. K I keep it tracking?

We weren't we?

Weren't you do? Movie phone voice? To add another layer, movie bo movie you would like to say, keep it trucking, keep it track is in theaters one three four seven. It's crazy how big a cultural phenomenon movie phone was and it doesn't exist anymore.

But why it is history?

I guess because why would you.

Sit and wait on the phone. You can google it now, just see everything. Yeah, remember how we used to call the time the phone number?

Did we?

It was popcorn? The number was pop Oh my gosh.

I can only vaguely remember that.

And so you would you could call the time to get like the like the most precise timing because we didn't have cell phones to get with that.

Whoa that I don't even hardly remember.

Maybe that was black people.

We called all the time. Actually, I mean yeah, I don't really remember that. It's like I think Swiss watches were in play.

Uh No, I wouldn't have had a Swiss. It would have been a Wiss.

A smiss a near Smiths my shrug lunch my dad when I was young. I can't I have said this before. I'm one hundred percent sure of it. He got me. He goes, you can have five pairs of shoes at Payless shoe sores, or you could have one pair of shoes at like k Swiss or something, And I was like five, hello. So it's like we got in the car on our way to Payless shoe source. Thanks Daddy, five peers of shoes. You're the best, dad? Well I was.

I mean we lived at Payless, had to.

Yeah.

The only thing that I protested was the pro wing. So I could do the flats, I could do the church, I could do like the Keds esque.

Yeah, but it is crazy because I was attacked for wearing these.

The pros I was attacked. Did you get pro wings?

Though?

I don't know what I got. I just remember children immediately zeroing in. They're like, aha, she got all bare of shoes. Like it was not like, oh I'm camouflaging, like it was an immediately apparent miss. Now that was summoning yourself to get roasted. Yeah, yeah, summoning thanks dad sets you.

Up for failure. Yeah no. I told my mom. I was like, you can't, you can't. You cannot put me in proings. I can't do it?

Though?

What is pro wings?

Now?

This needs to be a picture on the pod.

Let me look at proing pro wings were they were the knockoff shoe. So if Nike had, you know, or like, let's.

Say the first thing. People also ask what happened to pro Wing shoes? The shoes are discontinued, you'll be happy.

To Yeah, too many people getting harassed. Oh my gosh, inside of too much of mine?

It says, what was Payless Shoes called before? In the US? The company went public in nineteen sixty one and was renamed as Volume Shoe Corp. What actually has more dignity to it than payless shoes?

Payless is so literal.

Yeah, Volume shoe Corpse WHOA didn't even mean to get that. But if you walk into school with your Volume Shoe Corpse on, no one's gonna say shit, they're like Volume Shoe corp Well, I never well.

Less shoe source like the logo was bright, like yellow humiliate. It was humiliating. So there was no way to play off your poverty. You just had to go in there and be and live broke.

I dedicate this up to pro wings do you as well as Volume Shoe corp Aw the cooler name, the cooler iteration of payless shoes. But shout out to everyone in payless shoes right now, who cares? Who gives a shit?

Whatever, whatever it humbles you, you'll have your day. I think it's important it humbles you. These kids nowadays don't know anything about struggle shoes, so I just go straight to the Jordans.

So, Sarah, what a treasure, What a treat, What a treat? Always fun to have you in LA. I loved being here, Love you, loved having you, love ya.

I love you like so much. I'm so proud of you. Same seriously, and you're so pretty.

Oh you are, You're glowing. You think, okay, let me see you see if I'm going to have any little song. Oh here we go.

Oh been looking for someone like you and you've been looking for somebody too.

I want to come back.

Didn't we get to this? Poe Dide, we get so fun? Holly from will be were before hollyfro We'll be pretty? And with that, s RII what what car are you going to drive off into the sunset?

Some fast?

What making model? When are we talking to Malsarati.

More like Honda c RB.

Buys pisal What am I going to get into?

What are you going to get into?

To be honest, we're both on the rag. We forgot to talk about. And I don't even feel like I can flee anywhere on a car. What being on the rag feels like you're just on a Merry Go round for hell? So I don't even feel like I can have that dynamic exit. It's more just like on America Round. And this is the music.

Yeah, get me out of here. The accuracy I ran through one tube, but in tenus regularly used to work well for me.

Give me.

I don't trust my feeling. It was annoying. I want to be alone. But if I'm alone. If you so loone, my God, alright bye, let me bye.