As they rewatch PLL season 5 episode 10 "A Dark Ali", Ashley and Hayley realise that they've set themselves up to record The Best Episode of All Time. They immediately achieve this goal by pranking "A" himself (DAle) on pod, celebrating Hanna's choir audition and discover "Malicia". You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Aug 20, 2025•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 11
While rewatching season 5 episode 9 of PLL "March Of Crimes", Hayley and Ashley lose their minds over Aria's behaviour, choice of words, and general existence. They also dissect the mechanics of Noel's little eye holes, and mess around with a little horse play! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Aug 06, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 10
WE HAVE MERCH!!!!! We're so so excited to finally give our Dolls and Gurgles some incredible Call An Adult merch (all designed by 'A' himself, Dale Anderson)!!!!!!! You can go to https://callanadult.myshopify.com/ to get yourself something cute, and don't forget that you can also join our Patreon at patreon.com/callanadult Kisses xxx - (A)shley & H(A)yley Want to WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel? Go on and flaunt it HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Ca...
Jul 30, 2025•2 min•Season 5Ep. 9
As they recap the bananas episode of PLL that is season 5 ep 8 "Scream For Me, Ashley and Hayley stumble upon Horse/Murder/Cashmere/Ghost and Theatre Country. They also berate Aria for asking "What are you saying?" and enter the era of Oinkburky. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Jul 23, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Season 5Ep. 8
As they recap PLL’s season 5 episode 7 “The Silence of E. Lamb”, Ash and Hayley ask what constitutes a Gurgle vs a Doll???? They also question Pam Fields’ hosting motivations, brainstorm a charity idea called “Beanies For Beauties” and discover the power of Caleb Vision! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Jul 09, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 7
While rewatching season 5 episode 6 of PLL “Run, Ali, Run”, Ashley renames the NAT Club to “Nah, Ali, Tststs!” and Hayley decides Tanner is the 9th Gurgle (for the complete list of The Gaggle of Gurgles, keep your ears wide open while listening to this one). They also ask where the HECK King Byrong is, as no parents are apparent, and ask you to measure your life in PLL anniversaries (HAPPY 15TH ANNIVERSARY, DOLLS!) You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube ...
Jun 25, 2025•1 hr 16 min•Season 5Ep. 6
While recapping PLL season 5 episode 5 "Miss Me X 100" (the 100th episode, ooOooooOooh!) Hayley and Ashley are delighted at the mention of the WICKEDLY talented Adele Dazeem. They also vom in their mouths at the Bad Barch that happens betwixt Ezra's floppy sheets, and ask "is there a supermarket in Rosewood????" You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Pa...
Jun 11, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 5
As they recap season 5 episode 4 of PLL, "Thrown From The Ride", Hayley and Ash open their first ever piece of DollMail™ which makes them say "postal coastal" 476 times out of pure joy!!!!!! They also ask the important question, "is Toburky worky as carpenturky?" and find respect for Paige being the Squealer that she was born to be. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our...
May 28, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Reacapping season 5 episode 3 of PLL "Surfing the Aftershocks" has Hayley and Ash zoomin', dude (meaning they are on extra SUPER silly mode and sing "Pump It" by The Black Eyed Peas for the first 8 minutes of the episode). They repeatedly yell at Ali to "get buried", learn the art of The Ape Index and discover "Toboinky"!!!!!! You can also WATCH our fortnightly weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollho...
May 14, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 3
As they recap season 5 episode 1 of PLL “Whirly Girlie”, Ashley and Hayley must explain both the ridiculous plot points of PLL and the Call An Adult dictionary to special guest, actor and comedian Dougie Baldwin (who is also Boyfriend of The Pod)! In this “sexy, problematic and sneaky” ep, we learn Dougie thought Wilden’s name was a hint to him being a “well done” person (AKA morally positive), and scream SPOBURKY MAKE FUNK as many times as humanly possible. You can also WATCH our fortnightly we...
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 5Ep. 2
As they begin their journey into season 5 of Pretty Little Liars, Ashley and Hayley discuss "EscApe From New York" with the A accentuated each time (as is law). They also ask if anyone from Rosewood has even ever HEARD of a glove, and they get heated for Daddy Hastings, woof! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Apr 16, 2025•48 min•Season 5Ep. 1
It's time to get your black leather jackets and little yellow tops OUT because Ashley, Hayley and special guest Ally Sheehan are recapping PLL's season 4 finale, episode 24 "A is for Answers"!!! New Andrew Cunanan/canon comes to light about Ezra and his Hole, as well as a thousand ridiculous tangents to send of season 4. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse o...
Apr 02, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Season 4Ep. 43
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US, SWEET DOLLS OF THE DOLLHOUSE!!! It's been exactly 1 year since we started our community of cuties we refer to as The Dolls (and we rightfully dubbed the Patreon as The Dollhouse) and we're so eternally grateful for each and every one of you for supporting and encouraging us and our silly little pod! 🥹❤️ After many requests, we're finally giving in to the request that we watch The Perfectionists AHHHH! So every month on our second tier "TOBURKY WANT MORE", we'll be covering...
Mar 26, 2025•3 min•Season 4Ep. 42
Welcoming special guest, comedian, pal and LARP legend Scout Boxall to this bonkers recap episode, Ash and Hayley are ON ONE as they all watch season 4 episode 23 "Unbridled". Amidst many moments of lore-explaining, they also walk Scout through the many crimes and creeps that lurk in Rosewoods shrubbery. This one is a true delight, yay! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join...
Mar 19, 2025•1 hr 34 min•Season 4Ep. 41
IT'S THE FINALE EPISODE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE LOVED THIS SEASON OF THE TRAITORS US AND LOVED THIS EPISODE AND LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOU LISTENING!!!!!!! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Mar 11, 2025•37 min•Season 4Ep. 40
As they rewatch episode 22 of season 4 of PLL "Cover For Me", Ashley and Hayley as the vital question on everybody's Fish Lips: WHERE IS KING BYWRONG?!?!?! They question a new potential movie being watched in the PLLCCU by Mike and get inspired by Shannon Noll's "Lift" and "FLAUNT IT" BY TV ROCK ft. Seany B. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreo...
Mar 05, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Season 4Ep. 39
This is THE episode for Gaggy stans!! We've got Ivar still around (for some reason?), we've got THE DOLLS BACK (!!) and we've got the cliffhanger of the season AHHHHH!!! DYLAN, DELORES, DELUSION!! GAGGU!!!!
Mar 05, 2025•27 min•Season 4Ep. 38
You may have assumed that we absolutely HATED the ridiculous happenings of this episode of The Traitors US!!!!! We hated that felt hat and it causing a negative Hat Watch, we hated the horrendously fake emotional outburst at the end BUT we love love loved Alan's little ponytail situation that a toddler could only dream of having!! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our D...
Feb 25, 2025•23 min•Season 4Ep. 37
WHAT AN EPISODE FOR OUR GIRL CARO!!!! And what a LOSS to see mama Chrishell go from the castle!! This episode contained one of the funniest challenge moments!!!! WE LOVE THIS SHOW!! Also as we record this one, Ash is in LA visiting Dougie (we get a mini cameo from the superstar himself!!) and Hayley remains in Melbytown with mama Pud somewhere nearby. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An A...
Feb 20, 2025•26 min•Season 4Ep. 36
As they rewatch season 4 episode 21 of PLL "She's Come Undone", Toburky has a big ep as he learns about the culinary delight of the cronut - he also delivers both the line AND title of ep (although you'll need to listen to hear the ridiculous NSFW spiritual title of ep). You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Feb 19, 2025•55 min•Season 4Ep. 35
It's time to discuss the most BONKERS episode of season 3 of Traitors US TO DATE AHHHH!!!! We're deep in the Tuzza of Tezza losing our minds at Danielle while learning that Hayley and Gaby are Ganglion Cyst-er Traitors. Also, Ash says "Dylan A-Eggfron" and "B in B" (Bugs In Bum) AHHHHHH TEAM CARO!!!!! ROB THE QUEEN!! MAMMA MIA!! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dol...
Feb 10, 2025•38 min•Season 4Ep. 34
As they recap season 4 episode 20 of PLL "Free Fall", they discover Ezra's secret smoked meats are not the only things being blazed - so are Ash and Hayley!!!! For this long awaited episode (CHAIRLIFT!!!!!!) they light up in honour of Flopzra getting caught OOT, discover some Norristown canon/Andrew Cunanan and get obsessed with Victoria Slaystings' ability to get to a country club dinner in 5 minutes. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: http...
Feb 05, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 4Ep. 33
Here we are recapping Traitors US season 3 episode 6 where we must yell GO CARO, GO and must tsk tsk at Danielle HARD CORE. Also, we jadore the baffoon edit Tom Sandoval is getting and say RIP to Bob H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 03, 2025•27 min•Season 4Ep. 32
HELLO WE ARE HERE TO REPORT ON THIS CULTURAL MOMENT WHERE A GROWN MAN REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS VOLDEMORT IN A POSITIVE TONE ON THE GREATEST INTERNATIONAL STAGE!!!!!!! We watched The Traitors US (Season 3 episode 5) and WOOF it was a wild one. We have coined the phrase Turret of Terror™© and are Team Caro!! We love Dylan Efron!! And we have an iconic HAT WATCH - what a time to be alive.
Jan 27, 2025•33 min•Season 4Ep. 31
An absolutely BONKERS episode of The Traitors US (season 3, episode 4) that Hayley is gagguing at and Ashley accidentally missed the climactic end for?! Her real time discovery of how this episode ends unfolds ON POD! A moment in journalism!! A moment in media!!! A moment in HERSTORY!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll be popping these recaps into our regular feed (amongst our regular fortnightly episodes) as the show continues to come out, so let us know YOUR thoughts on Traitors season 3! You can also WATCH our...
Jan 26, 2025•33 min•Season 4Ep. 30
While recapping season 4 episode 19 of PLL, "Shadow Play", Hayley and Ashley revel in the absolute ludicrous idea that is the black and white episode. Putting themselves in grayscale to match the hallucinatory ep, they fixate on the "muamua" noise from Dark Horse and return to the general PLLLCCU (Pretty Little Liars Literal Cinema Cinematic Universe). You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An ...
Jan 22, 2025•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 29
SURPRISE! What is as terrifying and treacherous as teenage girls getting anonymous, threatening texts from unknown number? A cloaked band of murderers, of course! We're THRILLED the Traitors is back so we got together to gab about season 3 (episodes 1, 2 & 3)!!!!!! We love Traitors and are so happy to see Alan Cumming being an icon again! This seasons cast include legends Chrishelle Stause, Bob the Drag Queen, Carolyn Wiger, Britney Haynes, Tom Sandoval, Rob Mariano, Danielle Reyes, Dylan Ef...
Jan 16, 2025•32 min•Season 4Ep. 28
While watching season 4 episode 18 of PLL “Hot For Teacher”, Ashley and Hayley continue to be possessed by the spirit of a Kermit-forward Lin Manuel Miranda. Amidst the chaos of Megan THEE Chickpea Scene, they maintain the opinion that Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Big Butty Professor Montcumery is in fact, the only good man in Rosewood. You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our D...
Jan 08, 2025•1 hr 11 min•Season 4Ep. 27
While recapping season 4 episode 17 of PLL, “Bite Your Tongue” Ashley and Hayley really ponder on Poop or Scoop. They also realise Mike looks like a Porcelain King and that the only way to sing Hamilton is with a Kermit voice. Mona oop! You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Dec 25, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Season 4Ep. 26
As they recap PLL season 4 episode 16 “Close Encounters”, Hayley and Ash realise their ridiculous Andrew Cunanically used colloquialisms are their own language (which they encourage listeners to suggest a name for). They also accuse everyone in Rosewood being a c*mlord. You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult...
Dec 11, 2024•59 min•Season 4Ep. 25
