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Cake and Kombucha: a Bravo Bravo F'ing Bravo Podcast

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Cake and Kombucha is back, and focused on what really matters - Bravo F'ing Bravo!Join actress and humorist Kelechi Ezie, plus guests from all over for a thoughtful, petty, insightful, and ridiculous review of the women we hate to love and love to hate, Bravo Housewives!

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Episodes

Surrey County Slurry - Catching Up on the Franchises!

I'se a working girl now, but not like Dorit on her anniversary! So welcome back to all of us! After a mini hiatus, we catch up on RHOBH, which we approve of, and RHOP, which we are frankly scared and confused about. And by we I mean your singular host. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 30, 20241 hr 8 min

RHOSLC SEASON FINALE - I'M TREMBLING -

What a time to be alive. Tune in for the EXPLOSIVE Season Finale of RHOSLC, which is already being praised as the best Real Housewives episode in the history of the franchise! It's a Scooby Doo mystery, true crime, villain origin story all in a tropical rainstorm. The 4th wall has broken into pieces and it may never be put together again! DOWNLOAD ME! You can't miss this! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 05, 20241 hr 3 min

RHOBH 9 - STALE DORITO DUST

Dorito Dust needs to be chucked in the bin. Her weaponized social incompetence finally makes Garcelle put her foot down! Sutton gets embarrassed by another friend of. It's the last episode before the break so let's vent together. Whoo sah! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 23, 202343 min

RHOBH 8 - The Little Esophagus Who Could

So I don't like Annemarie. This might be an Esophageal disorder solidarity rant. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 202343 min

RHOP 7 - Real Hot ChickenShit

Candiace cry fights with Robyn, Austin is drowned in a river of triangle tears. The Grand Dame turns the triple twenty, and Juan yells at Robyn a lot because he lost his hearing in basketball. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 202337 min

RHOP 6 - I Put That On My Raven feat. Katelyn Woolcott

This week, we welcome Katelyn Woolcott, co-host of Give Me That D: A Disney Channel Original Movie Breakdown Podcast! Find it all the places podcasts are sold! We dive into um, mouth imprisonment, why housewives hate having sex with their husbands, and that time Wendy's mama sent her familiar in crow form to haunt Austin distilleries. Find Katelyn at @Katelyn_Woolcott on Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 13, 20231 hr 12 min

RHOBH 7 Mean Girls - feat. @ShaveyBrown

Shavey is back, and Kelechi realizes she might feel sorry for Kyle. A little. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 202355 min

RHOP 5 - 2 Dolla Pie & Holy Ghost Fiyah feat. Shavey Brown

This week we discuss RHOP with actor-singer Shavey Brown of Hadestown. We dig into pie algebra... we also explore whether Facebook is the white refrigerator of social apps, and if Nneka is Single Black Female-ing Wendy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 07, 20231 hr 10 min

RHOBH 6 Featuring @AlexAugust

TIMESTAMPS 02:00 - Erika Jayne Guilty or Tacky? New Management + Sutton Blood Feud 21:20 - Kyle and Morgan Tatted Up 33:00 - Sutton psychoanalysis + most aggressive matchmaker 46:00 - The Dinner Party: Fashions, Morally Corrupt Fay Resnick 1:04 - Kyle and Sutton In the Parlor with the Wrench 1:17 - Do we believe the Umansky split? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 01, 20231 hr 28 min

RHOP 3+4 feat. Sweeet EBONY BLAKE!

My good judy Ebony is here y'all! She's back from Iceland and performing on le Broadway, and we get deep into the escalating Nneka and Wendy strife on episodes 3 and 4 of Potomac! Join us as we go from long baby hairs to prayer closets while breaking this Crucible-like religious storyline down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 20231 hr 22 min

Real Housewives Of Potomac 8 Ep.2 - Featuring Uzoma Eze, local Nigerian culture guide!!

Meet my cousin Uzoma, a straight man forced to watch Bravo for the first time! He's a hilarious storyteller and a great, insightful guy who moved to the US from Nigeria as a teen. In this DELUXE, INFORMATIVE episode, he breaks down the beef with Wendy and RHOP new girl Nneka from a Nigerian perspective. We lowkey got in trouble with our elders for discussing these taboos & curses...So ENJOY! Timestamps below:************-00:15 1st First Impressions-00:23 Robyn and Jaun (divorce lawyer perspe...

Nov 14, 20231 hr 42 min

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 13 Episode 3: Issa Magic Mess

Rundown of the Vegas trip, Sutton's mysterious meltdown, and strip show etiquette. I also cover the sad Keke Palmer news (acht acht acht I know I said I wasn't going to do current events but shut it!!!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 10, 202356 min

RHOBH Season 13 Ep 2: Hooking Anniversary Dorit!

PK gives Dorit the anniversary surprise of her nightmares, and Kyle plays pin the tattoo on the crumbling marriage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 10, 20231 hr

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Season 13 Premiere

Solo recap of RHOBH Premiere! Broadway actress and generally inappropriate person Kelechi Ezie recaps the insane Tenessee Williams monologues that dominated this premiere in which there are horses, broken marriages, and a puppet named Erica who just wanted to learn empathy and be a real girl.***These premieres are kicking my ass but I'm gonna catch up for y'all! Please download rate and review this avalanche of content!******TW Eating Disorders/Body Image/Ozempic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

Nov 08, 20231 hr 35 min

Real House Wives of Potomac Season 8 Ep. 1 — Feat. Dania Lewis And Circe Croissant Ezie

Cake and Kombucha is back at long last!!! and here to discuss what's important: BRAVO!Guest Dania Lewis joins Kelechi to discuss season 8 premiere of RHOP, and share thoughts on our favorite housewives, villains, wigs, Ashley Cat's coastal chic house, and how we're so glad Juan Dixon isn't here right now. Also featuring my chiweenie, Circe Croissant Ezie. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 07, 20231 hr 32 min

CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 69 - THE PLOT TO STEAL BIG GRETCH

Mike Pence's familiar lands on his head in the debate, Donald Trump receives cutting edge treatment for Covid while the rest of us perish, and white militia groups try to kidnap the governor of Michigan. Tory Lanez might finally get deported! This is just a week in the news, no embellishment needed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 14, 202052 min

CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 67 - YOUNG GIFTED AND BLACK

This episode starts with a tribute to the late Chadwick Boseman, may he rest in peace.We'll then delve into the Jessica Krug scandal (Rachel Dolezal's Afro Latino North African Cousin). Lastly, Trump has apparently said disparaging things about the military...just like he already has for years in public. LE SCANDAL! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 07, 202056 min

CK 66 - FIND A WAY WAP - CAKE & KOMBUCHA RETURNS

After a hiatus, C&K returns!Kelechi is happy to be back and giving you the rundown on the Black is King and WAP controversy. *This episode will have explicit language so please put your earbuds in and tell your kids you're on a Zoom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 20201 hr 13 min

CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 63 - QUARANTIME! With Sweet EBONY BLAKE

This episode is co-hosted by my dear friend actress Ebony Blake (Harry Potter and The Cursed Child), currently trapped in San Francisco!We discuss everything from life with Shelter in Place to our current reality TV faves. We of course address how actors and gig workers are uniquely affected by this crisis.Please excuse the wonky sound - we’re on Skype and it’s QUARANTIME! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 20201 hr 9 min

CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 62 - SOCIAL DISTANCE

On this special episode it Cake and Kombucha we run down the facts of COVID-19, the zoonotic plague. We also learn what zoonotic means.Stay tuned for some Coronavirus inspired musical stylings, as well as the new release from the App Store - Weari - here to answer all of your ‘Rona questions. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 13, 20201 hr 1 min

CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 61 - STIRRING THE HONEY POT with special guest JOE BIDEN

This week on Cake and Buch, we get into the nitty gritty of Super Tuesday, the Target Black History Vagina Scandal (aka Honey Pot), Chris Matthews early retirement at 74, and we are honored to have Joe Biden recount the time he ended apartheid with Bob Marley. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 06, 20201 hr 12 min

CAKE & KOMBUCHA 60: SPRINKLE SOME GINGER ALE ON IT

Of course we gonna discuss this global pandemic..But also Weinstein, Bitter Broke Bitches hating on a 9 year old boy named Quaden Bayles, Chris Matthews' DISRESPECT for Queen Elizabeth Warren, Tik Tok plagiarism, and the Internet coming for grieving widows.Don't forget to wash your hands and sprinkle some ginger ale on it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 28, 20201 hr 15 min

CK 59- FAT BROADS AND HORSE FACED - LESBIANS - 2:21:20, 4.56 PM

In this self explanatory episode.... LOL this title is credited to Michael Bloomberg not I.Elizabeth Warren lays a smackdown that leaves us all gagging and Michael Bloomberg on an IV drip of dry martinis and inappropriate jokes.Trump disses Parasite's Oscar Win but really we agree with the film distributors - he can't read. At all, but also subtitles.Lil Boosie is kicked out of a roach infested Planet Fitness for his transphobic and really just all sorts of stupid remarks about Dwayne Wade's dau...

Feb 21, 20201 hr 9 min

CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 58 - OH BRAVE NEW DICTATORSHIP THAT HAS SUCH CHEETOS IN IT

Hey everyone! Back from a great tech through opening weekend for my play JUMP at Astoria Performing Arts Center (tickets at apac.org) so lots to catch up on!We now live in a dictatorship so that's a thing!Most Lit Superbowl Halftime Show has racist and anti rhythm clap-backThe Internet Sacrifices One Black Woman for One Black Man (Gayle King & Kobe)Dwayne Wade and Gaby Union are awesome parents!!My sister Chinyere Ezie reaches historic settlement with Prada!Woop! Get in here! Hosted on Acast...

Feb 13, 20201 hr 24 min

CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 57 - EYE OF THE TIGER

Kelechi is back! With her eyes in tact....after suffering a corneal abrasion. You may be asking - what does a scratched cornea have to do with speaking into a microphone? You may also be a jerk. Regardless - you'll find out. This week includes an update on Megxit, ImPEACHMiNT Tea (our favorite flavor), Popeye's bizarre, intrusive and one step away from disrespectful new clothing line, and the untimely passing of a legend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 31, 202053 min
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