We’re so sorry, Uncle Robert… This week’s film is really something. We’re joined this week by Dan and Brian from The Goods ( www.thegoodsfilmpodcast.com ), and we discuss a very unique piece of Amazon Prime low budget horror fare: Robert (2015). This may actually be the worst film we’ve ever reviewed on the podcast, but we manage to have a lot of fun with it. And wouldn’t you know it, there’s also a whole rabbit hole of sequels to explore. Robert giveth, and Robert taketh away. Come explore the ...
Oct 30, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 53
You know we had to do it to em. If last week’s episode was king size, this one is bite size. A quick bite, that is. That’s right, we’re talking about Quibi this week: all of our favorite shows as well as some non-favorites, as well as our thoughts on the shortcomings of the format. We also talk about our quest to watch as many horror movies as we can during October, and about the extended Night of the Living Dead universe. Come, have a quick bite with us! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ...
Oct 27, 2020•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 52
We are back for another king size Halloween movie episode. This week we’re talking two very different kinds of horror: Sam Raimi’s bloody and gooey Drag Me to Hell and the almost too real cult found footage film The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Join us as we wax nostalgic about the internet and horror in the mid 2000s, fall further down the Saw and Dr. Pepper rabbit hole, and get ready for another spooky Halloween season! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promo...
Oct 14, 2020•2 hr 14 min•Ep. 51
We thought we were done with Saw but it turns out Saw wasn’t done with us. On this very special 50th episode, we attempt what was hitherto thought impossible: watching all eight Saw movies in one massive marathon. You’re along for the ride as we give our reactions to each movie, as well as recap our ever declining mental state as we struggle to make it through. There will be crying, there will be singing, and oh yes, there will be blood. Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a...
Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 50
We’re back with a vengeance! This week we delve further into Rock of Ages (2012), and what makes it such a magical object of obsession. We also encounter a demon who lives in your phone with Countdown, and a reluctant half-vampire who is also the world’s most boring teenager in Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant. For once, we’re not the only freaks around. Come get freaky with us! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate...
Aug 29, 2020•2 hr 39 min•Ep. 49
We finish off our deep dive into Neveldine/Taylor territory this week with a discussion of the pair’s final film, Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. There’s lots of fire, decay, demons, and Nicolas Cage insanity here, as well as the classic Neveldine/Taylor visual style. Throttle up, grab a glass of jelly beans, and join us for a wild ride! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future episode if you retwee...
Jul 16, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 48
This week we delve further into the Neveldine/Taylor filmography with 2009’s Gamer. This is a strange film with exceptional amounts of sex and violence that nonetheless has a lot to say about society, and seems to have aged surprisingly well. We also cover Matt’s gradual descent into insanity as the film Rock of Ages (2012) consumes his very soul. Don’t get played, check out this week’s Buzzed on Movies! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wher...
Jun 11, 2020•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 47
We’re back, and this week we’re talking about something new that isn’t horror! This week kicks off our new series on the highly idiosyncratic directing duo Neveldine/Taylor, beginning with their best known films: Crank (2006) and Crank 2: High Voltage (2009). Get ready for high octane action, ridiculous stunts, ludicrous characters, and some of the strangest action scenes ever set to film. In other words, get ready to Crank it! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for...
May 22, 2020•2 hr 22 min•Ep. 46
And so it comes down to this: our final Halloween episode. This week we’re covering Rob Zombie’s contributions to the franchise, Halloween (2007) and Halloween 2 (2009). Both follow the basic story of the franchise while adding a whole lot of that trademark Rob Zombie flair. Get ready for crazy characters, filthy dialogue, and a whole lot of redneck rock-n-roll carnival weirdness! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a sho...
May 01, 2020•2 hr 28 min•Ep. 45
We’re still on Halloween this week, this time discussing Halloween H20: 20 Years Later and Halloween: Resurrection. These are two very different movies, the former marking a return to the tone and characters that made the original so effective, while the latter is just pure zaniness. We have a lot of fun with both in their own way, and we hope you will too! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future epi...
Apr 17, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 44
This week we join you from the Buzzed on Movies Quarantiki Shack, our tropical retreat from the world where we do nothing but drink tiki drinks, sit on the beach, and watch and discuss mid-franchise horror movies! Our current topic is Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers, the sixth installment in the Halloween series. There’s a lot of weirdness in this film, and there’s a lot of weirdness out there, so come get weird with us! Halloween 6 Producer’s Cut: https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2014/09/30/c...
Apr 10, 2020•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 43
We delve into new territory this week with Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers and Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. There’s a lot of craziness in these installments, from a gun-happy posse, to goofy cops, to a mysterious man in black. And of course, there are many killings. Come join us for another quarantine-induced week of Halloween in Spring! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future ...
Apr 03, 2020•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 42
We’re finally back to finish our Halloween series! Halloween III: Season of the Witch is a very unique installment in the series, completely dispensing with Michael Myers and attempting to establish an anthology format. We discuss this film’s importance to the Halloween series and horror in general, and we also tie it in to current events! There’s a lot of horrible things going on right now, please stay inside and watch films with us, and listen to us attempt to deal with this new reality! Follo...
Mar 27, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 41
Did anything big happen this past week? We haven’t really been paying attention. Oh… In this episode we cover the effects of the ongoing coronavirus pandemic on the film industry and movie theater industry, and discuss our plans for a near future without movie theaters, all while trying not to cry. We also discuss the brilliant film The Invisible Man, which we managed to catch before they closed the theaters, and which will soon be available on demand. Stay safe out there folks, there’s many mor...
Mar 20, 2020•39 min•Ep. 40
We have a whole grab bag of new releases this week, and it’s a fairly chaotic collection. We first touch on Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn, followed by several mid-grade horror films: The Lodge, Blumhouse’s Fantasy Island, and Brahms: The Boy II. Matt even tells about his encounter with one of the elusive Brahms Bros in real life! All this and lots of drinking on this week’s installment of Buzzed on Movies! Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One...
Mar 06, 2020•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 39
We are finally back to bring you our thoughts on this year’s Oscars! We break down the highlights of the ceremony as well as a few more nominees that we saw in the run-up to the big day. And of course we get completely bent out of shape discussing one of our least favorite nominees ever, Breakthrough! Listen in to see which of the winners and also-rans we think are must-sees. We’re still standing! The song that should’ve been nominated from the motion picture Breakthrough, This Is Amazing Grace:...
Feb 25, 2020•1 hr 51 min•Ep. 38
We blaze through several movies and almost as many drinks this week, covering Marriage Story, The Cave, Bombshell, Underwater, and Dolittle. The last of these gives us some genuine problems, though still nothing on the level of Cats. Come run the gauntlet with us as we get ever closer to achieving our Oscars goal! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future episode if you retweet this one! You can also e...
Feb 07, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 37
This week we discuss two very different movies that are excellent in their own ways: Uncut Gems and Little Women. We also go over the Oscar nominations, our picks, and our ongoing struggle to see all the nominees. And for some reason Return of the King comes up a lot. Go figure. Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future episode if you retweet this one! You can also email us at buzzedonmovies@gmail.com ...
Jan 29, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 36
Welcome to the 20s! This week we mostly talk Star Wars, and boy did we have a bad time with this latest installment. We also cover our ongoing Cats-related dementia, and a few of our favorite movies in theaters right now. I’ve got a bad feeling about this… Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future episode if you retweet this one! You can also email us at buzzedonmovies@gmail.com Music: "Captain Scurvy"...
Jan 21, 2020•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 35
Happy Holidays everyone! We’re back again with a very special episode and a very special guest! We discuss this year’s iteration of Black Christmas as well as the eldritch nightmare that is Cats. Come ascend with us to the Heaviside Layer! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future episode if you retweet this one! You can also email us at buzzedonmovies@gmail.com Music: "Captain Scurvy" Kevin MacLeod (i...
Dec 25, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 34
It’s a grab bag of recent releases this week, with The Irishman and Frozen 2 taking up a good chunk of the time. We also discuss holiday movies and the Golden Globe nominations, as well as introduce a new feature we will be working on as part of the next few episodes. This may be the last episode before Cats fever takes over the world and destroys all sanity as we know it, so enjoy it while you can! Golden Globes nominations: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/09/movies/golden-globes-nominees-list....
Dec 17, 2019•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 33
We apologize for the long hiatus, but certain characters from our past got in the way! We’re finally back to discuss movies we’ve seen over the past month, including Joker, The Lighthouse, and Doctor Sleep. We also somehow get around to talking about Rupert Grint’s ice cream truck and tentacle porn. You know how we do. Please send someone to rescue us from this basement, and please enjoy this new episode of Buzzed on Movies! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Re...
Dec 04, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 32
What better horror franchise to discuss around Halloween than … Halloween? We delve into John Carpenter’s 1978 masterwork as well as the first sequel, discussing the craziest kills and the creepiest music. And oh would you look at that … it’s our 31st episode. We hope you’re not listening alone on The Night He Came Home! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future episode if you retweet this one! You can...
Oct 18, 2019•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 31
This week we pour one out for Moviepass as they have finally bit the dust. We will always remember the great times we had. We also discuss the movie Hustlers, as well as the controversy over the new Joker film coming out soon. Finally, if you listen closely, you can hear us trying really hard to get name of the new Safdie brothers film right. All this and more on this week’s episode! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a ...
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 30
Hiya Georgie! We’re both big Stephen King fans, which is why we’re particularly excited to be discussing It: Chapter 2 this week. We have a lot of thoughts on how the film adaptations compare to the book, which of the many creature moments we like the most, and whether certain controversial scenes really needed to be in the movie. This film has faced a decent amount of criticism online, but we have many good things to say about it, so join us if you want to hear a slightly different take. We all...
Sep 19, 2019•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 29
Welcome to the Halloween season! We kick off this spooky time of year by discussing a couple horror movies you can currently find in theaters: Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark and Ready or Not. We also discuss some current movie news, which includes our ceaseless dragging of both Moviepass and Disney+. Prepare for scares! The King teaser trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMJnsTx-TBg Illustrations from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark: https://tuneinrockon.wordpress.com/2011/10/28/the-15...
Sep 07, 2019•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 28
This one’s a bit of a rattlesnake, but we sure did have a lot to say about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood! Also, see what we think of some recent movie news, including topics relevant to Fast and the Furious, Dora the Explorer, and Lady and the Tramp. As the saying goes: record drunk, edit sober! The Lady and the Tramp D23 Cover: https://d23.com/disneys-live-action-lady-and-the-tramp-paws-its-way-onto-the-cover-of-disney-twenty-three/ Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Sho...
Aug 23, 2019•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 27
What happens when things go wrong at a movie theater? A recent incident involving multiple fire alarms inspires us to explore that topic, both from the perspective of the audience and the projection staff. We also discuss the films Spider-Man: Far From Home and Lion King, and discuss their places in their respective Disney franchises. Suffice to say, we’re a bit tired of Disney’s live action remakes! Finally, we want to make sure everyone gets a look at the new Cats trailer, because we’re certai...
Aug 14, 2019•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 26
Do you like scary movies? We hope so, because we have two of them to discuss this week. This time we’re discussing two very different horror films that are in theaters right now: Midsommar and Crawl. Inspired by some of our recent viewings, we also discuss what happens when something goes wrong at a movie theater. And of course somehow we end up discussing Eli Roth for ten minutes. Get ready to feel the fear on this week’s installment of Buzzed on Movies! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ...
Jul 25, 2019•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 25
We’re back again with Season 2 of Buzzed on Movies! Season 2? Yeah sure, Season 2. This week we’re discussing the new Child’s Play remake as well as the original film from 1988. We also discuss a few other movies we’ve seen recently during our hiatus, mostly horror films. And oh by the way, STOP TAKING KIDS TO HORROR MOVIES! Follow us on Twitter! ( @buzzedonmovies ) We are running a Shots for Retweets promotion wherein we'll dedicate a shot to you on a future episode if you retweet this one! You...
Jul 13, 2019•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 24