Episode 31: With Highlight Heaven
In this episode, Burt and Burger talk about the NFL with the YouTuber Highlight Heaven
Aug 21, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 31
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Episode 30: BurtnBurger's Childhoods
Hello, You get to learn about Burt and I when we were bee bees for our special 30th episode. You aren't really missing much. We just talked to our hands and ate literal dog shit. We also touch on some boobie time too and give one another legit suggestions for once. Check out this episode fam, it's really bad but but kinda good? K, thx. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world. Check us out on Spotify, Twitter, and Tik Tok just by searching Bur...
Aug 14, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 30
Episode 29: Pooh Bear Fucking Slaps
We go down the rabbit hole on Boobie Time this week, stick with us though there's some good shit in there! We also gave an update on uncle Scott and made some progress on Burgers newyears resolution. We are Burt n Burger where we try to bring the family element to the podcast world. Follow us over on twitter @Burtnburger
Aug 07, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 29
Episode 28: This Knife is Going Up Your Ass
Guys. Boobie Time. Its back. Also Burt and I are trying to become professional disc golfers. But we need a lot of work still, spesh Burt since he kinda blows (but not as hard as I blew when I started out). We also talk about the new Halo, fantasy football, and special projects we have coming out very soon! Check er on out, and don't forget to check out our boi Deej8's channel as he is officially are video editory for this channel. We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the "Family...
Jul 31, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 28
Episode 27: PILF: PAPA I'D LIKE TO FUCK
Hi fellas, so if you had no other choice and HAD to be fucked by a ghost, would you rather it be good at its job? Or the ghost being retarded? Idk, its a toughy to think about. BTW my wifi was ass so no Booby Time (I know we were sad too) but should be back in full swing next week. We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the family element to the podcast world. Follow us over on spotify and twitter @BurtnBurger
Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 27
episode 26: You're Watching Porn Next Week, Fucker
I am so sick of Burt's shitty ass movie suggestions, He is watching porn next week, gotta take one for the team and just sit through an all male orgy to get back at this mother fucker. Anyways we talk about iScare's movies he made us watch plus some colab work we have done as well. Check out our colab vid in the link down below and sub to our buddy Deej8 while you are there. We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world. Our colab with Deej8: htt...
Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 26
Episode 25: With iScare
Ladies and Gentlemen, Our second guest is here and boy was this one a lot of fun. iScare from iFunny stops on by and talks about Spoops with us. Tune in to hear more and listen to how Burt's movie turned after he acted like nothing scares him (spoiler alert, he's a fuckin pussy). We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Jul 11, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 25
Episode 24: I Guess I Only Use One Hand When I Shit
Hello All, How many hands do you use when you shit? It isn't as simple as you may think it is. Tune in for more and to see how well Burger did with Mr.Beast finger (spoiler alert, he did ass). We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the "Family Element" to the podcast world.
Jul 03, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 24
Episode 23: Was That The One With Remy Lacroix?
Howdy Fellers, So we get political on the BurtnBurger show, then we go back to balls and wieners. Oh by the way did you know that, according to the Greeks, beauty was introduced into the universe by chopping off a winky and throwing it into the ocean? Shit is whack. We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the "Family Element" to the podcast world.
Jun 27, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 23
Episode 22: Mind You, This Isn't My Cock
Hey hey hey
Jun 19, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 22
Episode 21: I Don't Know A Single Farmer That Fucks His Sister
Burt and burger go over their homework from last week as well as rant about country music, talk about the ps5 release, and much more. This is the burt and burger podcast where we bring the family element to the podcast world.
Jun 12, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 21
Episode 20: Burt n Burger Box of Lies
Bnb go over the movies they watched this week and celebrate theyre 20th episode with a game of Box of Lies! Here at the Burt n Burger show we bring the family aspect to the podcast world. Enjoy
Jun 05, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 20
Episode 19: Smiles and Giggles Instead of Weed and Pussy
Oh Yeah. It's that time again. Welcome back to another episode of the BurtnBurger show. In this episode, we dive into our thoughts on the tv shows we had assigned to us, along with how wacko Waco was (it was pretty effin whack). Tune in to Episode 19 and do us a favor and tell your grandma about this show. We are sure she will love it. This is the Burt N Burger show where we bring the family element to the podcast world.
May 29, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 19
Epidode 18: We Will Sit Through The Gayest Porn You Can Find
Sup Homies, Going back to an old format where we give each other something to watch before our next episode so we have something to talk about during this corona shit. Don't worry, the whole episode won't be about it, just a small section. So don't bitch. Or do bitch, but please be nice about it cuz you will hurt Burt's feelings. Or even mind for that matter. Do as we say, not as we do. We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the "Family Element" to the podcast world...
May 22, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 18
Episode 17: Im Basically A Pornstar
Hey all you cool cats and kittens, Today we talk about how we are the gay porn podcast. Burt also addresses some comments that have been made along with some dope ass games come out that should be pants shittenly good. Oh, and Burger was paid to watch porn so that basically makes him a pornstar... Right? We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "Family Element" to the podcast world.
May 15, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 17
Episode 16: With Doing Fine ASMR (Our First Guest)
Yo Yo Yo We made BurtnBurger history today by having our first ever guest, and it was my beautiful cousin Burt. Jk. It was my good friend that goes by the handle Doing Fine ASMR ! This dude is one of my favorite dudes on the planet and we have him stop by and tell us all about ASMR and we even briefly talk about The Rat Game. Check out DoingFine's Youtube channel at the link below and tell him that BurtnBurger sent ya. Do it Whores Doing Fine ASMR YouTube channel- https://www.youtube.com/channel...
May 09, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 16
Episode 15: Joe Exotic Would Eat The Shit Out Of Jeff Probst's Ass
Cute tile ehh? This episode is ALL about Tiger King and Survivor. Burt and Burger duke it out defending our shows that we hold so dear and near to our rears. Check'er on out and don't forget to sub to our channel whores. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
May 03, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 15
Episode 14: Shouldn't Have Built A Fuck Town Next To Where Jesus Died
Hello Everyone, Today we figure out why Pompeii got fucked by a volcano. Oh yeah by the way its Burt(N)Burger, not BurtAndBurger. If you put an And in our name you find Burt's secret stash of Gay porn so stay away from that. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Apr 25, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 14
Episode 13: Toy Story 4 Is The Newest Fast and Furious
Hello Fellers, Episode 13 brings a lot of fun topics to ya. Like how Burger thinks Toy Story 4 is shit, and what tv show Burt is watching while trying to complete a tv show everyone talked about... ten years ago. Tune in for all that info and more on the BurtnBurger show. SPOILER WARNING. In case any of you whores care, we spoil the end of Toy Story 4. It starts at 29:58 and ends at 31:20 , and if you skip that lil section you won't get anything spoiled for ya. We are BurtnBurger, and we are jus...
Apr 18, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 13
Episode 12: I Shit The Living Hell Out of My Pants
Hey Hey Hey We have another paints shitting story for you whores today on the BurtnBurger Show. Tune it to listen to this wonderful tale, along with other shit that I can't remember to type about in the description. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "Family Element" to the podcast world
Apr 10, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 12
Episode 11: They Really Stepped Their Game Up For Gay Porn
In this episode of the BurtnBurger show we talk about how we finally made the move over to Spotify, Itunes, and whatnot along with the requirements Burt has to have to go into the gay pornography field of work. We are BurtnBurger, and were are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world
Apr 05, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 11
Episode 10: BurtnBurger Quiz BurtnBurger
Sup Fuckers, You guys subbed to us like we asked ever so nicely, so now we are gonna start uploading our episodes on Spotify, Apple Podcast, and wherever instead of just on YouTube. More info on that soon, and check out this episode to hear how geographically challenged Burt is. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the Podcast world.
Apr 05, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 10
Episode 9: You're Getting Catfished By An FBI Agent
Hey Whores, Corona shut down our schools and we can't even go to a strip club, so what do we do instead? Well, record a podcast with both of us in the same room! Check out our first "in person" podcast to see how we are handling not being able to leave the house, NFL free agency, and everything in between because this is the BurtnBurger Podcast and we talk about whatever the hell we want. We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the Podcast world. Follow us o...
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 9
Episode 8: You Ain't About To Dimmadunk On This Dimmsdale Dimmadome
Sup fuckers Coronavirus shut down both of our damn colleges. Now what the hell are we going to do? Tune in to figure out how we are handling all this free time, and see why it apparently takes us 6 mother fucking days to export one video file. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 8
Episode 7: I Got Slapped By Jiggles... Again
Lots of fun stuff happened in this episode of the BurtnBurger show. Tune in to figure out who Jiggles is and what they are slapping, along with an update on America's Most Wanted criminal, Uncle Scott. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 7
Episode 6: Uncle Scott Goes To Jail
In episode 6 of the BurtnBurger Podcast we have breaking news that is all explained in the title. Tune in to see just what sent the Bandit to jail along with how our drunk filled weekend went. We are BurtnBurger, where we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the Podcast world.
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 6
Episode 5: What Goes Up Must Go Down
Trying to get a bit fancy in this episode with some visuals! Tune in to check them out along with conversations about GTA V, the Xbox Gamepass, and 1.5 million balloons. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 5
Episode 4: That Dude Looked Like He Ate Bulldozers
Burt takes a stab at the intro this time around and also name drops himself. Dumbass. Tune in to hear conversations about clogged assholes, the XFL, dicks so big they look like they are gonna bite ya in this episode of the BurtNBurger Show. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Ep. 4
Episode 3: Im Gonna Go Paint Your Walls
In this episode of the BurtnBurger Podcast we have some excellent news in regards to the Legendary Uncle Scott. Oh and we also talk about playing the guitar naked and the new Outlast game. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 3
Episode 2: Coronavirus Caused By A Bungee Jumping Pig?
In this episode BurtnBurger have a lot of fun topics to talk about. Check out Episode 2 to figure out just how the Coronavirus started, and even get a chance to see what the Legendary Uncle Scott Looks like. We are BurtnBurger, and we are just trying to bring the "family element" to the podcast world.
Apr 04, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 2
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