Guests: Toxic Gold: He once laid eyes upon his true soul mate. She was in line at Dunkin' donuts. His knees began to shake as his stomach curled into a thick knot. He then realized he only had one shot. One deep breath... then he willed up his courage and cut the line up to her. Visibly confused, the cashier and woman look at him waiting for some response. He then says to them "Two slightly long cream filled donuts for me and the cultured lady please." They never spoke again. Join Fancy Octopus ...
Nov 29, 2019•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 29
Guest: Matt Hocker - He called me at roughly 3:45 AM on a Saturday. Said I was needed down at the station. I wasn't sure for what but I wasn't one to argue with a PI. I slipped on a suit and caught a quick cab downtown. He was tense in his office. Synthesizers blaring and looping filled the air like sirens. And much like sirens they only drew me in, closer to my inevitable doom. That is when he looked up and everything stopped....He asked one question....."Did you hack my egg salad?" First we ge...
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 28
Guests: Toxic Gold: He has succeeded in finding his children. But another problem beset him, they were in love! Toxic was not ready to marry off his 23 year old twin daughters, so he sent them a mysterious boarding school in upstate NY. Little did he know it was a boarding school..... of romance! What's the most important part of school? Exactly finding a boyfriend! But there so many fish in the see what kind of net does a yokai use? Come see if Beni-chan can catch a boy in "Of Yokai and Hopeles...
Nov 01, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 27
Guests: Toxic Gold: He nearly flew into the sun when rising to fame as a soundcloud rapper. But fame changed him and he did not like the look. So he escaped to the simple farm life and felt content. However, a cephalopod (identity withheld for their safety) kidnapped his children. Now Toxic Gold must search every nook and cranny of Fort Gary Indiana to find them. He took a little break to join us today. Are you searching for love? Do all you friends seem to find it so easy? Are you a yokai spiri...
Oct 25, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 26
Guests: Seth: Was really excited about spoken word until he found out the bars are not made of chocolate. Sometimes life gives you lemons, and those lemons are overripe and essentially inedible. It's those days where you want to distract your hunger with some edgy poetry. So bring you lemon-less belly over here and dive into some internet poetry with us! Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.c...
Oct 11, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 25
Guests: Thomas: After almost burning up in the atmosphere upon re-entry, Thomas came to the revelation he might be coming in too hot. In an attempt to mediate the problem he has taken love as a philosophy to try and cool down. He has also tried wearing leather jackets and sunglasses inside. Charlie: I am so close to proving this guy is just a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat! While we were recording he attempted to open a beer, normal enough, but little claws NOT FINGERS opened the tab! Also ...
Sep 27, 2019•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 24
Guests: Charlie: Charlie decided he wanted to be a teacher, but he had never gotten a degree (probably because he still hasn't proven he isn't squirrels in a trench coat) and so had trouble securing a position. Then he found Prager University. They hired him without even checking under his trench coat! He began teaching the masses until he realized that global warming was about to turn his Oak tree home into beach front property. While considering the amazing financial benefits of owning beach f...
Sep 13, 2019•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 23
Guests: Thomas: We found him inside an Igloo brand Igloo. It was quite cozy and cold and we had a fun party. However it was very unsustainable and costly since we were it was situated in a Walmart parking lot in the middle of a summer heat wave. The EPA had to shut us down but those 2 weeks were pretty cool. Jacob: Says he is a good old american boy with a propeller hat and shorts, yet I have seen evidence to the contrary. I saw him sneaking around the Ohio hot dog convention administrative tent...
Aug 30, 2019•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 22
Guests Thomas: If you change one letter in his name and rearrange it you will get somebody who only likes half of Taco Bell's menu. Jacob: Used to maul drug addicts in Russia to make a living. He still does but it's just for fun now. Brett: I found him in a bamboo cage behind the abandoned Hasting's. I trained and fixed him up and he finally passed the Turing test by being on this podcast. Come join us as we revisit the lost story "Force of Nature" by Dakk Tribal. Also listen to us stumble onto ...
Jul 26, 2019•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 19
Vampires! They are everywhere! They surround me and they get all the cool girls. Why do good girls like bad vampires? Wells its because they are immortal but can die when they want to be dramatic. God please let me be a vampire, a southern one at that. My life is pathetic and pale compared to the taut and tan vampire life of Talon Lumbus. Thats how I describe it, TTT: Taut Tan Talon. He supposed to have some brother named Seth or Sycthe or whatever who care we got taut homeboy Talon and his brit...
Jul 12, 2019•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Guests: Stave, was bitten by a vamp kid and we just can bring ourselves to tell him that's just weird, and Hyena, such a shill for Topo Chico he is merely a cloud lightly carbonated mist. We try to parse the complicated relationship of vampire brothers. What's even more complicated is the Vampire Canon provided in the "Lumbus Brothers" by Talon. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com...
Jul 05, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Guests: Stave, a brother to only himself he is desperately looking to adopt (must be able to backflip), and Hyena, the long forgotten brother of Stave (became estranged when he revealed he thought Wendy's was better than McDonald's (the SAVAGE)). This episode is all about Brothers. Brothers are everywhere, hell even sisters can be brothers. So in honor of Brothers we begin this series with the reading of "Brothers" by Callista Miralni. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean....
Jun 28, 2019•41 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Guests: Seth, unsure if existence is dictated by Nixon or if Nixon dictates existence, and Hyena, has been wearing a Nixon mask for the last month in an attempt to steal Seth industries. Sierra is trying to make it big as a singer on this episode of "Sierra The Robot" by Typon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com
Jun 14, 2019•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 15
Guests: Seth, essentially Nixon reborn, and Hyena, a man whose not a man. It was pretty clear in his name that he is not a man. Sierra meets her new siblings Kara and Bob. They are quite the handful and hijinks ensue in "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon-Omega 1138. Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedgemspodcast@gmail.com
Jun 07, 2019•47 min•Ep. 14
Guests: Charlie, was once a horse but stopped being one due to ethical conflicts with bullying, Seth, whose name rhymes with beth, preth, leth, and heth, and Thomas, who has assured me that transitive rhyming is merely witchcraft. Today we dive into the sphere of Roommate fiction. Our roommate experts provide analysis on the accuracy of roommate portrayal in : "Anubis Osiris and the Puppy" by Ronni and Ryna Black; "Roommates" by Draton; "Adrian" by mander6551; "My Roommate" by Nixie Ophelia. Wan...
May 24, 2019•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 13
Fair warning - Lots of male genitalia jokes. (Does iTunes need this to be clean?) Guests: Seth, a man who has the strength of a robot, too bad its a Roomba, and Hyena, currently infiltrating the KGB so he can steal their recipe for Borscht. Sierra settles into her new life at the orphanage and discovers something dwelling deep inside her. See Sierra's emotional transformation in part 2 of "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any ...
May 17, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 12
Guests: Seth, who doesn't believe that robots can fully understand love and therefore cheese, and Hyena, who told us that he was the Hyena drawn into the Lion King but decided to get reconstructive surgery so he wouldn't be tied to an indie movie. We take a look at the creation of a Pinnochio style AI who wants to be a real girl in "Sierra The Robot" by Typhon Omega-1138 Want to know more? Check out our website buriedgems.podbean.com Any suggestions or comments? Feel free to email us at buriedge...
May 10, 2019•48 min•Ep. 11
