In this episode Katie and Karla share some savage horsey curses sent in by listeners. They then discuss their idea of the perfect horsey TV show. Think big brother, geordie shore, livery yard vibes. The episode finishes with the usual wanker of the week stories but there is absolutely nothing usual about Karla's story!!
In this episode Katie and Karla chat about resetting horsey goals, the best horsey curses and why they are unlikely to ever attract a sponsor. They are then joined by Henry, WARNING, if you are expecting him to talk about horses (because its a horsey podcast) think again. With the exception of numerous mentions of Lord Featherington's friskiness the topic remains very tractor heavy. The episode finishes with a quick twerk and a fantastic wanker of the week.
In this episode Katie and Karla are joined by (and obsessed with) Keira Byrnes. They chat about a huge range of topics including holistic horse care, rider nerves and how horse welfare and top level competiton can go hand in hand. The episode finishes with an expensive battle for wanker of the week.
In this episode Katie and Karla catch up on their news. This includes the name of the foal, how Katie managed to acquire a sash and.......THE Harry Styles concert!! They also play a horsey version of a game from tiktok and discuss, possibly more than necessary, the size of Karla's vagina (totally normal, for anyone that missed it!)
In this episode Katie and Karla discuss Bramham. This includes their thoughts on course builder, Ian Stark's statement and also the Ros Canter moment. The episode was supposed to focus on random horsey acts of kindness but be warned, they both admit that this could be their most random episode yet!! While editing the podcast I realised that the audio isnt the best. This is partly due to Sebastian joining us at the beginning for a sing song, then crawling around on the floor in the room above me ...
In this episode Katie shares the highs and literal lows of the last two weeks. Karla talks about taking her 2 boys out to some showjumping and discusses the importance on keeping it fun. They briefly touch on their thoughts on producing young/green horses. The episode mainly focuses on equestrian influencers and their effect on horsey social media.
In this episode Katie and Karla chat about Katie's recent disasterous vet visit and Karla's lesson with the voice of David Beckham. The episode mostly covers their thoughts on Badminton horse trials, as expected Karla's thoughts focus mainly on the trot up, "not a nip slip in sight!" They briefly discuss the recent controversy regarding weight in show horses and round of the episode with Wanker of the Week.
In this episode Katie and Karla celebrate being reunited with an episode that covers a multitude of topics. This episode is jam packed with laughs and covers, (brace yourselves), getting the ick,a new horse, a report from weston lawns, why Lucinda Green should be wearing yellow and the discovery that Ben AKA the Poodle, is in fact a spy.
In this episode Katie is joined/saved by her friend Rachael, (and the voice of Rachael's pony Topsy.) Rachael asks Katie questions sent in by the listeners, including plenty of farrier related questions for Ben, they finally decide on a voice for Mint and Katie finds herself longing for riveted joints.
In this episode Katie and Christa are joined by Debbie from Koekibar. They chat about the importance of riders taking care of themselves and how the range of supplements offered by Koekibar can support riders. They then discuss a story of a woman selling her children to fund her horses. For anyone considering this route, remember they are home made so you'll get more on etsy than on ebay!
In this episode Katie and Christa are joined by The Galloping Housewife for a hugely inspiring chat (baby Seb also joins for a short while, apologies for the gentle snoring. He doesn't like to miss out!) They also chat about the recent tack thefts and the recent social media storm surrounding the Mark Todd video.
In this episode Katie and Christa focus on shows. They chat about tips, things they like, don't like and Katie desperately tries to work out why she actually goes to shows at all. They also share some of the responses from listeners (where the general reason for competing appears to be "to buy cheesy chips").
In the first episode of 2022 Katie and Christa share the people that help them and hear about some of the incredible people that support their listeners. The episode is hopefully an antidote to the January blues so many horse owners feel.
In this festive episode Katie and Christa play a horsey version of shag/snog, marry, avoid. They also chat about some festive topics like best or worst horsey presents and share listeners opinions.
In this episode Katie and Christa catch up on their news. This includes Katie's experience dealing with a dealer. They move on to answer questions sent in by listeners. This includes a subject close to both their hearts, how to manage the guilt of juggling horses and anything else!!
In this episode Katie and Christa catch up on news, this includes shows and a new arrival. They then move on to discuss how they start working with their young horses. They also discover that they have both had a testing week trying to find the perfect neighbours for their horses (pun intended)
In this episode Katie and Christa are excited to be joined by Grand Prix dressage rider Sarah Higgins. Sarah runs a successful competition yard with partner, Olympic eventer, Alex Hua Tian. There are some fantastic top tips and insights that have helped Sarah become a successful dressage rider. The episode concludes with a quick game of this or that.
In this episode Katie and Christa play the horsey version of this or that. It's supposed to be a. quick fire game but obviously their game includes going off on multiple tangents!
In this episode Katie and Christa have a catch up. They cover the ups and downs of Katie's recent Arena UK trip, a new pony, oversharing children and the general chaos of life.
In this episode Katie and Christa share some of their early riding experiences. They consider the perils of being a first pony (and also of being the child riding said pony.) They discuss Christa wombling free, a frisby throwing pony and why Mary needed A&E. A very eclectic episode.
In this episode Katie and Christa discuss their favourite horsey purchases and some that have been less successful. There are some listener contributions, one of which Christa can't get on board with. They also consider whether they would find it helpful if their horses could talk and decide that it would potentially be to damaging to their self esteem.
Without a doubt the equestrian events of the 2021 Olympics have caused a huge amount of controversy. In this episode Katie and Christa discuss some of the highs and lows from the Olympics and discuss some of the concerns that have been highlighted. They also cover alternative footwear for horses, the perils of box rest and why escalators can't be trusted. P.S Christa, we've now titled a show after her, if this doesn't make you her BFF what will?
In this episode Katie and Christa share their less than ideal weeks. The episode focuses on some of the recent olympic news but most of it seems to mirror their recent run of luck. This leads them to the conclusion that no matter what level you're at, horses will do their level best to scupper your plans. It is decided that horse sized zorb balls is probably the way forward.
This is the long awaited farrier episode. Katie and Christa talk top tips, pet peeves and Katie shares some of Ben's farrier fails.
In this episode Katie and Christa play a game, horsey life in 3 words. It is while playing this game they discover, they are the yin to the others yang, what they could have done had they avoided horses and what the solution to swollen things is......spoiler alert, always a cold hose!!
In this episode Katie and Christa talk horsey books from their childhood. We find out that Jill may have had two ponies but what Christa really can't move past, is Jill's wool rugs. They discuss some horsey movies and TV shows and true to form take a few detours from the topic.
This episode is mainly focused on training tips. This includes advice sent in by Cian O'Conner and Olive Clarke (Katie is hugely star struck!) The episode also covers the importance of generosity in a show jacket, Narnia and Animo the lion, goats, lambs and Christa's leg yielding rant. You can step sideways to avoid.........but DO NOT leg yield away.
In this episode Katie and Christa answer listeners questions. They cover jumping in a dressage saddle, riding it like you stole it and horsey Mum life along with the usual news and Wanker of the week.
In this episode Katie and Christa catch up on their news. This includes the birth of Sebastian, lambs in the Aga, horses disguised as unicorns, show reports and much more. They then share some best advice given sent in by listeners and also some incredible professionals.
In this episode Katie and Christa are joined by BETA's new Chief Medical Officer Dr Diane Fisher from all_the_kings_horses. They discuss rider injuries and get some useful tips that will be helpful for anyone that rides horses.
