On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 00:00 Cold Open 00:16 Brian headphone reviews 10:50 new vehicle 17:50 email (dogs) 23:21 wrecked vagina 25:57 ADHD 31:56 Hasan Minahj part 2 39:45 pregnancy fraud VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian S...
Nov 03, 2023•46 min•Season 2Ep. 86
***SPONSORS*** DRAFTKINGS: New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code BS SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com *** On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 00:00 cold open 00:33 intro and a great comment 11:19 Sheath ad 12:21 delivery driver acquitted 28:19 “I grew up in both eras” 33:02 Dave Chapelle causes walkouts 34:09 hockey p...
Oct 27, 2023•58 min•Season 2Ep. 85
On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 0:00 cold open 0:24 whipping boys 2:20 Israel vs. Hamas 13:08 belated introductions 14:48 Microsoft acquisition 23:48 23 and me data leak 29:02 email: mixed family paternity 32:42 email: sexually incompatible 39:28 email: Hannibal hotness 42:03 email: writing jokes for friends 48:31 model embryos 55:51 going to mars VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScom...
Oct 20, 2023•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 84
SPONSORED BY SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com ***** On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 0:00 Intro 1:57 World War 3? 15:12 Nepo Babies as Diplomats 16:00 The Fall of Civilizations 18:45 Sheath Ad 20:06 Bastards! 23:20 Dating advice (women ghosting) 31:00 tr@nsmaxxing and red pills 33:40 N@zis in Canada 36:30 Odyssey review 41:40 Career choices and making more money 50:30 Man arrested for murder of Tupac 57:10 never ...
Oct 12, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 83
***SPONSORS*** FACTOR: Get 50% off of Factor and support the show at https://www.factormeals.com BS50 and use code BS50 ***** Brian is sick as sh*t but f*ck it we ball. On this episode of BS with Brian Simpson: 0:00 Cold Open 0:38 Skankfest 2:30 Vegas sucks 4:15 Mandatory Paternity Tests 19:11 Factor Ad 20:15 Should you reveal paternity? 26:30 what do you get out of marriage? 30:15 Friends with benefits 35:26 Reparations 40:00 dead dolphins 43:00 Times Square hate 45:00 Fremont Street busking Go...
Oct 05, 2023•48 min•Season 2Ep. 82
***SPONSORS*** SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com DOORDASH: Support the show and get 50% off your first DoorDash order up to a $20 value. Just download the DoorDash app and use code BS ***** Brian's between studios this week, so we're bringing you a (mostly) audio-only episode! On this week's episode: - Listener email: Army man in Japan, escaping the rat race, and taking a second look at Umar Johnson - Rat lungworms are infec...
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 12 min•Season 2Ep. 81
SPONSORED BY FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off of Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 with code BS50 ***** On this week's episode: - Russell Brand gets got - Hasan Minhaj's "emotional truths" - Never call the cops - Brian doesn't like FPS video games Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get access to EXCLUSIVE content every week! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on ...
Sep 21, 2023•57 min•Season 2Ep. 80
SPONSORS: SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st order with code BS at https://www.sheathunderwear.com DRAFTKINGS: Support the podcast & download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet just $5 & take home $200 instantly in bonus bets. Use code BS to sign up. ***** On this week's episode: - Earthquake in Morocco - Collapse of the Bronze Age - Apocalyptic fiction - Hypocrisy in the age of CØV!D - Listener emails - Brian's not a fan of music festivals :( - Black His...
Sep 14, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 79
SPONSORS: FACTOR: Support the show and get 50% off Factor at https://www.factormeals.com/BS50 by using code BS50 DRAFTKINGS: New customers can get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just 5 bucks on any NFL game. Download the DraftKings app and use code BS. Terms and restrictions apply. ***** On this week's episode: - Responding to voicemails about bench trials and inappropriate work jokes - Burning Man Exodus - East Jesus at Slab City - Should you join the military? - Brian's Starfield re...
Sep 07, 2023•56 min•Season 2Ep. 78
SPONSORS: SHEATH UNDERWEAR: Support the show and get 20% off your first order with code "BS" at https://www.sheathunderwear.com DRAFTKINGS: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code "BS." New customers can bet $5 on college football and score $200 in bonus bets. Terms and restrictions apply. ***** On this week's episode: 00:00 Intro 01:17 Housekeeping 02:07 Netflix Special 03:34 The Process of Creating a Stand-Up Comedy Hour 04:44 Tony aka Mr. New Zealand 08:31 Empathy for Crack-Addict...
Aug 31, 2023•59 min•Season 2Ep. 77
On this week's episode: - Immortals of Aveum - Unskippable Cutscenes - Time Is Life - Starfield is incoming - Timeblindness - Late people bother Brian - A story about being late in the military - More SAG/WGA strike updates - “Nobody wants to work anymore” - F.I.R.E. - The REAL hustle culture - The Enhanced Games - BALCO documentary - "JESUS IS A PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING DRUG" (PATREON EXCLUSIVE) BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep ...
Aug 24, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 76
This episode is sponsored by SHEATH: Support the podcast and support your balls. Head to https://www.sheathunderwear.com and use code "BS" for 20% off your first order! On this week's episode: - We DON’T talk about the newest Trump indictment - It’s Brian’s birthday! - Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra S9 Review - Shooting Brian’s special - Getting tickets to the Comedy Mothership - Austin is SMASHING heat records - Smash-n-grabs in L.A. - The “Good Boy, Bad Boy” theory of justice - Population "overshoot...
Aug 17, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 75
This week Brian weighs in on - The dockside brawl in Montgomery, Alabama - More alien whistleblower information - Living in 'MURICA - The Marine Corps Crucible (Patreon exclusive) BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE: - Brian answer's Gunny's email about "The Crucible" Hit up the Patreon for a free trial and get exclusive access to ALL ...
Aug 11, 2023•54 min•Season 2Ep. 74
This episode is sponsored by SHEATH: Support the show and get 20% off plus free shipping with the code "BS" at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com *** Josh is in the middle of a studio move, so the audio is a little rough this week--but we got plenty to talk about, including: - Brian is back from Just For Laughs - Why Brian always misses America - Everybody wanna spy on you - Coral reef bleaching - Congressional hearing on aliens - Conspiratorial Thinking - “The Examined Life” - “Global boiling is h...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 73
On this week's episode: - Brian reviews his new Samsung Neo OLED ultrawide gaming monitor - A janitor destroys $1M and decades of research - Skimpflation - Grumpy locals sabotage autotaxis - 87% of "classic" video games are missing - NPCs take TikTok by storm - A voicemail from Not-Tony from NZ BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE: - Ho...
Jul 27, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 72
Support the show & get 50% off delicious Factor meals at https://factormeals.com/BS50 and use code BS50 On this week's episode: - What makes a hack - Bombing vs Killing on stage - Hollywood strike - Viewer mail BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE: - Brian goes deeper on the Hollywood strike, and how he thinks it will end Thanks to ...
Jul 20, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 71
BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's episode: - A.I. p*rn - what can the government stop you from doing in your own home? - the writers strike - avatars in World of Warcraft - video game reviews On this week's EXCLUSIVE PATREON MINISODE: - death by jet engine - why Brian doesn't watch the news Thanks to Griff Parker for this week's track, "Purple Tights"! If you'...
Jul 13, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 2Ep. 70
***SPONSOR*** SHEATH Support the show and get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com, promo code BS. *** BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going and get EXCLUSIVE MINISODES every week! On this week's episode: S*** goes down at a carry-out FDA-approved d*** enlargement? Limb-lengthening surgeries Masc and femme attractiveness Listener mail PC vs. Console BS Blindspots Socrates and Plato The Hulk is ...
Jul 06, 2023•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 69
BS with Brian Simpson now has a PATREON! Go to patreon.com/BSwithBrianSimpson to join and help us keep the pod going! On this week's episode: 00:00 - Intro 01:50 - babies and hygiene 03:08 - gaming 10:05 - Rogan controversy (RFK vs. Hotez) 21:26 - online debate culture 31:56 - Titan submersible 48:17 - tech junk 01:07:51 - listener mail If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our prod...
Jun 29, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 68
*Sponsor * Sheath Support the show and get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS *** On this week's episode: Trump's indictment Gerontocracy Early adopters Advice Champ Why government IT sucks Can Elon code? Polymaths don't really exist A $100M heist The so-called "Gay Agenda" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaz...
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 42 min•Season 2Ep. 67
*Sponsor * Diet Smoke Visit DietSmoke.com/Free and use code Free4 for a free sample or use code BS for 15% off your entire Diet Smoke order. *** On this week's episode: Cornel West announces his run for president on a platform of "truth and justice" Someone hits level 100 in Diablo IV hardcore mode in about three days Brian hates unskippable cutscenes Flickering lights trigger hallucinatory trips Apple unveils a $3500 AR headset called the Vision How much gaming is too much gaming? Remembering t...
Jun 15, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 2Ep. 66
BS is back after a week for the birth of Rob's child! The rumors that Brian was too busy playing Diablo were incorrect. Mostly. *Sponsor * Displate Support the show by going to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to 34% off *** On this week's episode: Diablo 4, bay-beeee Peter Singer thinks we're all evil Dianne Feinstein and elder abuse The Universe is trying to kill us! Bobby Kotick would murder you with a smile “Tread softly because you tread on my dreams” Target en...
Jun 08, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Season 2Ep. 65
Brian welcomes multi-Michelin Star chef Phillip Frankland Lee (@PhillipFranklandLee) onto the show to talk about - Voicemails - Salt vs. MSG - The restaurant world - Abolitionist senators - Child labor laws Music: Navaez, "Frabjous Day" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency. *** We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a...
May 26, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 2Ep. 64
Brian welcomes comedian Trenton Davis (@TrentonComedy) to the show to talk about - Filming a comedy special during a zombie-less apocalypse - Why momentum is important in entertainment - The Advice Champ answers your questions about turning your passion into profit - Paralysis by analysis - Patrice on O&A - HBCUs vs. PWIs ft. Trenton Davis - Black mold - Robot slaves Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson...
May 19, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 63
*Sponsor * SHEATH Support the show and get 20% off & free shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS *** This week on BS with Brian Simpson: Secret Labs has a broken website Age of Wonders The Peter principle Cockney rhyming slang How words change their meaning Tony from NZ! Blue September / Blue June The difference between masculine and feminine relationships The Advice Champ rides again WGA goes on strike Uber Eats meth AI mind-reading Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Ban...
May 12, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 2Ep. 62
*Sponsor * DISPLATE Support the show by going to https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 to get up to 34% off. *** Brian's sister-in-law joins Brian and Rob to discuss - Getting sick and handling it badly - Various d***-related topics - The "P-Shot" - The Black Mozart Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and...
May 05, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 61
*Sponsor* Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com with the code BS *** Episode Topics: Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson canned Humans are stuck in an abusive relationship with themselves We can't evolve as quickly as our tech Brian is a "work-from-home cynic" Brian responds to an email about god and religion Voicemail from Tony from NZ Music: Griff Parker, "Orange Banana" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianS...
Apr 27, 2023•1 hr 1 min
*Sponsor* Support the show and get up to 34% off some awesome new metal art with the code BS at: https://www.displate.com/bspodcast?art=63c19f9849fa4 *** Cameron Sexton lies about residence Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/ “Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say” https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/ “The Great Pacific Garbage Patch i...
Apr 21, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 59
*Sponsor* Support the show and get 20% off and Free Shipping with the code BS at https://www.SheathUnderwear.com *** In this episode, Brian welcomes Thai Rivera (@officialthairivera) the studio to discuss the Louisville shooter, why people get meaner online, Michael Irvin's lawsuit, gay dating apps, and the lady-man behind Clearview AI. Articles: - https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/10/us/connor-sturgeon-louisville-bank-mass-shooting/index.html - https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkadgm/man-dies-by-suici...
Apr 14, 2023•1 hr 38 min•Season 2Ep. 58
We talk Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark, the Trump indictment, transgender powerlifters, and more Twitter and Elon nonsense. Music: Griff Parker, "Wet Envelope" If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Thank you to our producer Josh Cabaza and to Comedy Frequency. *** We have a VOICEMAIL now! Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show....
Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 46 min•Season 2Ep. 57
