EP 50: No Regerts
This week we talk about President Trump testing positive for Covid-19; A senior citizen-turned super hero; I answer some listener questions, and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Stand-up comedian Brian Simpson talks some bullshit about whatever he wants, with whomever he wants.
Email the show at BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com and follow Brian at @BScomedian
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This week we talk about President Trump testing positive for Covid-19; A senior citizen-turned super hero; I answer some listener questions, and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, I talk about the dumbest Sheriff in America, a shitty California Landlord, Autocorrect ruining a man, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, I answer a few questions from Instagram (@bscomedian) ; discuss voting for Joe Biden; Kanye West running for president, and the haunted house I happend to discover. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about the recent controversies in Hollywood, the ongoing pandemic, the Washington Redskins name change...etc. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about people protesting stay-at-home orders, Why the Governor of Georgia is trash, why you should always wear clothes when you check the mail, and much more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, I talk about why Jeff Bezos is still a garbage person; why you shouldn't take medical advice from memes, and the 20 states that still are not taking the corona-virus seriously... #Comedy #Jeffbezoa #Coronavirus #Quarantine #BrianSimpson #BSWBS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about the Coronavirus lockdowns, the paltry sum of money that some in congress think will help; and explain the latest example of why Gamestop is an objectively evil company. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about how I feel about Las Vegas, the death of Kobe Bryant, whether you can commit suicide by drowning, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about why I'm fine with a Judge having a threesome in the courthouse, an idiot who robbed a bank for so he could take out a loan, why you shouldn't triple wrap a gift, and sooo much more.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about my appearance on YMH and shoutout a couple of their amazing fans; a lawyer that was killed in court by a gun that was being used as evidence; make fun of South Dakota's ridiculous anti-meth slogan; continue my ongoing war on Popeye's Chicken, and much much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about T.I.'s hymen, getting body slammed at Popeye's, how my paranoia cost me my Amazon Prime membership, and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about 2 Nuns that mysteriously ended up pregnant, a stabbing over a Popeyes Chicken Sandwich, whether or not million dollar bills exist.. and much much more Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about the white man named Tupac Shakur; Garrett Morgan, the inventor of the stop-light; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we congratulate Simone Biles on her record breaking performance; talk about my issue with the TSA; The Big Sky Comedy Festival; Why you shouldn't use toothpaste in your vagina and more. This week's Artist Spotlight is Portland Rapper KayelaJ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about the Amber Guyger/Botham Jean murder trial; A women who opened the emergency exit on a plane to get some fresh air: freak athlete Journey Brown; and this week's Artist Spotlight is Washington D.C. band, Oh He Dead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about the stupid-tax, weigh the merits of snitching, and am once again saddened into ending the episode. We go out on a good note, with a sample track from new artist Sunny Haze. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Today I talk about the controversy over Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, and Shane Gillis; a pedophile that was lured to a park and beaten down by a teenager dressed as Spider Man; and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about the Popeye's chicken sandwich craze; Jay-Z and the NFL, A man that was caught for a murder by a financial company's Artificial Intelligence, and My own personal EPIC road-trip disaster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we talk about a man that was born a slave and lived to be 130 years old, Mass shooters, a kid that was injured playing dodge ball, and we ask the important question; does vegan food keep you out of heaven? sponsor: https://vapor95.com/ offer code BRIANSIMPSON for %10 off Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode we discuss the fallout of a comedian making a joke about rapper xxxtentacion, Black Serial Killers, and a man whose body was found at work after 10 years. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about brazilians bringing cocaine home from the Supermarket, OJ being back on twitter, the planned invasion of Area 51, and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week we talk about the a police Connecticut State Trooper inadvertently gave a man a recording of them planning to set him up; outrage over The Little Mermaid being black now; and people in LA and San Francisco paying 1200 dollars a month for a bunk-bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In this episode I talk about a woman named Marijuana Pepsi; the congressional hearings on reparations for slavery, the history of Juneteenth, H3H3 episode of stop-the-douche bag, and how we need to acknowledge how much sex the elderly are really having... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about how awful the American healthcare system is in comparison to other wealthy nations; the Eric Garner case, the Texas asshole tickling bandit, and more... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about the absolute disaster that occurred as a result of Betsy DeVos giving the commencement speech at an HBCU graduation and Washington's New 'Shoot the Fade' law Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about the cesspool in NW Dallas called the Han Gil Hotel; my general disdain for people that spoil movies and TV shows on social media; and Civil Rights Hero and Anti-Lynching activist, Ida B. Wells. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about the Old Town Road/Billboard controversy, and cultural appropriation. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I discuss a man that set his wife on fire after an argument; Jussie Smollet, and the audacity of the Chicago PD; and the tragic death of beloved rapper Nipsey Hussle. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode I talk about the Leaving Neverland documentary, this year's controversy around the laughing skull festival, the antivax movement and medical costs, and a shout-out to the late great Steven Brody Stevens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week I talk about the Gucci and Liam Neeson racism controversies and my complete and utter disdain for the Grammy's and award shows in general. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.