In this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways. 00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins 01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?” 06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 124 07:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation 10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems 14:02 Where E...
Dec 16, 2025•45 min•Season 2Ep. 146
From career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins 00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis 05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question 07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts 10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read 15:12 A ...
Dec 09, 2025•50 min•Season 2Ep. 145
This week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Welcome back & show updates 00:24 – A different kind of episode begins 01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga 02:10 – The original email recap 03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways 05:12 – The emotional trap explained 06:40 – Why wa...
Dec 02, 2025•30 min•Season 2Ep. 144
This week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life. ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates 01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now 04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In 06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked 08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets 10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories 13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certai...
Nov 25, 2025•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 143
In this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails , breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else. If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories , authentic advice , and Brian’s signature take on life , hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow. 00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again 00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something” 03:00 –...
Nov 18, 2025•36 min•Season 2Ep. 142
In this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after isolation, or how to stop self-sabotaging — this one’s for you. 00:00 – Welcome back from tour! 02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments 06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends 14:30 – Relati...
Nov 11, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 141
Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting… ❗️ Chapters 00:00 – Show is back + tour dates 02:00 – How to send emails to the show 03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub 08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city 12:30 – Military story about not getting paid 18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work 24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules 30:30 – Being...
Nov 04, 2025•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 140
Welcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide. In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road. From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every w...
Oct 21, 2025•46 min•Season 2Ep. 139
If you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing! 📧 Email Brian!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – we might play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian 📖 Description This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas: ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates 1:10 – Factory Life & Ba...
Oct 21, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 138
WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian FOLLOW Jon Carden! Podcast: @TammysBoyPodcast Instagram: @goingtothejon If you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow! ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails 1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story...
Oct 21, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 2Ep. 137
If you enjoyed this episode, hit Subscribe and share it with a friend—it helps the show grow! WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian This week Brian delivers his unique blend of comedy, honesty, and cultural commentary—mixing laughs with real talk about politics, technology, and human connection. ⏱️ Chapters 0:0...
Oct 21, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 136
WRITE INTO THE SHOW!!! 👉 Call the Voicemail: 323-451-1980 – We’ll listen and may play yours on the show. 👉 Email: bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com 👉 Tour Dates & Tickets: briansimpsoncomedy.com 👉 Follow Brian: @BScomedian If you enjoy the show, don’t forget to subscribe, like, and share to help us grow! This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian tackles: The firing of Jimmy Kimmel and the cancel culture debate, political hypocrisy and America’s slow decline, media monopolies and the FCC, Red ...
Oct 21, 2025•53 min•Season 2Ep. 135
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian takes on the big questions: Is America past the point of no return? How the media gets it wrong—and why we fall for it. Nintendo Switch 2 hype and the struggles of gaming on the road. Why negativity is stealing your empathy. And yes, we try to end on a positive note. From politics to pop culture to plane rides, Brian keeps it real, hilarious, and thought-provoking. ⏱️ Chapters 0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Dates 2:00 – Global Catastrophe Predictions 4:0...
Oct 21, 2025•35 min•Season 2Ep. 134
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into the wild world of AI chatbots, tech lawsuits, and society’s obsession with smartphones. From shocking headlines about AI gone wrong to Japan’s proposed screen-time limits, Brian delivers his signature mix of comedy, cynicism, and sharp perspective. Plus: the Fermi Paradox, Mars colonization, and why humans are experts at messing things up. Stick around for emails, relationship advice, and plenty of laughs. 0:28 – AI Chatbot Headlines 3:28 – La...
Oct 21, 2025•49 min•Season 2Ep. 133
This week, Brian dives into a backlog of articles and emails from listeners, discussing how to navigate the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends,” an incident at a System of a Down concert, and Bill Belichick’s much younger girlfriend. 02:15 – Brian on surviving the Austin comedy scene without “fake friends” 08:40 – How to tell if someone’s actually funny vs. just networking 15:22 – Listener question: “Should I even bother making comedy friends?” 23:57 – System of a Down concert gets real w...
Oct 21, 2025•36 min•Season 2Ep. 132
This week, Brian explores a fresh batch of articles and emails — covering topics like politics, relationship advice on reigniting an old flame, the power of resilience, and much more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BS...
Mar 15, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 131
Brian Simpson is back and tackling all your emails. Diving into topics revolved around comedy, which deity he would choose to be, as well as his opinions on gaming while on the road - as well as other topics! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Bri...
Mar 01, 2025•43 min•Season 2Ep. 130
In this week’s episode, Brian dives his thoughts on the inauguration, what classifies a human being, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. H...
Jan 25, 2025•35 min•Season 2Ep. 129
In this week’s episode, Brian dives into the art of starting stand-up comedy. He also shares advice on navigating life after losing your soulmate, explores the latest buzz around Elon Musk declaring himself the “best gamer,” and tackles a variety of other engaging topics. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansi...
Jan 12, 2025•48 min•Season 2Ep. 128
It’s a new year with the same BS! In this week's episode, Brian dives into some wild topics, including Russia fining people for "looking too gay," a bizarre fight at a Jack in the Box, and his personal advice on shrooms. And that's just scratching the surface—tune in for more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbr...
Jan 04, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 127
In this week's episode, Brian tackles some fascinating topics, including whether Elon Musk is the ultimate gamer, his personal take on Christmas, and the shocking assassination of a healthcare CEO. And that's just the beginning—tune in for more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd li...
Dec 14, 2024•42 min•Season 2Ep. 126
This week, Brian explores themes of cynicism, questions whether his last visit to Canada was really his final one, offers a fresh perspective on piracy, and delves into the debate over whether the YMCA song is as "gay" as everyone claims. Tune in for all this and more! VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimps...
Dec 07, 2024•45 min•Season 2Ep. 125
This week, Brian takes a deep dive into baby mama drama, relationship advice, and much more. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See aca...
Nov 24, 2024•38 min•Season 2Ep. 124
This week, Brian dives deep into politics as well as the 2024 presidential election. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...
Nov 09, 2024•24 min•Season 2Ep. 123
This week, Brian gives advice on how to deal with loud neighbors, how to appeal to new audiences as an entertainer, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmai...
Oct 27, 2024•31 min•Season 2Ep. 122
This week, Brian’s cat makes a guest appearance. Brian also talks about his new gaming obsession, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music ...
Oct 19, 2024•33 min•Season 2Ep. 121
This week, Brian gives relationship advice, talks about gaming, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted...
Oct 12, 2024•34 min•Season 2Ep. 120
This week, Brian discusses rowdy cats, mediocrity in the gaming industry, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject li...
Oct 05, 2024•52 min•Season 2Ep. 119
This week, Brian discusses tech, how he lives a fulfilled life, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject line. Hosted...
Sep 28, 2024•32 min•Season 2Ep. 118
This week, Brian talks about Fyre Fest 2, how to eliminate credit card debt, and much more—all while answering your emails. VOICEMAIL: Call 323-451-1980 to leave us a message. We'll listen to them all and play some of the good ones on the show. Follow Brian @BScomedian Find Brian's tour dates at briansimpsoncomedy.com Email the show at bswithbriansimpson@gmail.com If you'd like your track featured on BS with Brian Simpson, send it to BSwithBrianSimpson@gmail.com with "music track" in the subject...
Sep 20, 2024•47 min•Season 2Ep. 117
