Second Update PODCAST: Wide Mouth Girls

not my signature move? We should try it sometimes the ladies love it. Yeah, not know it was possible to fit a whole ear of corn in your mouth, Jeremy, You and I never have had dinner. That's why. More concerning about what happens after you do that. But that's just me. Well, I guess you can get to the signature move in a second. First, tell us about the girl you want to call all right. Her name is

Jess and I met her online. First thing that struck me were her nice eyes and wide mouth A wide mouse. I don't know, I mean, like, does that mean big smile or if she can do that core and trick herself. No, no, no, not not big, just white. Okay, So you like a wide smile, like Julia Roberts is probably your number one. Yes, she's perfect, like the regular human has maybe thirty two teeth that mean they're all there, yea. And I like to see every single one of those pearly white. Okay,

everybody has their thing. I like girls with bigger noses, you know what I mean. So okay, so you like a white smile, So tell us about this wide mouth lady. Would you like about her so much? Well, she just seemed to have a great personality from the times that we were texting back and forth, and so we made a date. I told her, let's do like a lunch thing, you know, because I kind of have a plan a method that I use go to lunch, kind of do an activity like we decided to go down to the museum.

I mean, it's interesting that you choose a day date because usually if you're really into somebody, you want to do a nighttime date so that things can lead to other things. White thing, I get more time with her, you know, not just stick to that. That's really nice, kay. I guess if things are going good, day turns into night and then night turns into going to bed at probably ten pm. Okay, very reasonable. I don't know whatever you want to do with your evening, I guess. So

how was it? It's a museum. The museum was fun. Um. We had a quick lunch. We didn't really get too full, because you know, if you eat too much, you kind of get bogged down. You oh my god, I'm sleepy, stuff like that. So I want to avoid all that. So I told her, let's just have lunch, let's go walk around the museum, and then we'll go get some dessert afterwards. All right, I mean, who doesn't look forward

to desserts? That's true. So I mean it's gonna make the museum better because guess what we're gonna have afterwards? And I have some dessert. Now you're talking about language. I see where you're going. What dessert did you go get? We went and got some ice cream, And usually that's the point where I can drop my line. So this is this is the move that works. So oh no, it's a line. It's a line. Oh, I'm already hesitant about this. We get to dessert and she's calling me

something about something. I don't know. That's good, but basically I have to cut her off. I say, you know, hey, sorry, I wasn't really paying attention to you right now, you know, I was just wondering what it would be like to kiss you. Oh, usually that works. Yeah, it's actually pretty sweet. That's a cute line. Wow, so simple. Yeah. Girl said, okay, you know here, let's find out you know, some something to that effect, and then and then boom, my kiss her.

But all she said was um, really like she was confused. I didn't. I didn't understand why she didn't get it. But so then I was like, you know, game set match, we are done, ready to go, and like, no, maybe later she said later? Yeah, did you did you actually say game set match to her? Or was that in your mind? I might have said it out loud, didn't. I mean, it could be cute if it came across sincere and it was honest, but it sounds like kind

of cheesy way you're saying it. Yeah, I don't think it was t I thought it was just another you know, notch in my belt, like, got it done, and maybe if you would have approached it differently. After when she said maybe later you can get a kiss, You're like okay, instead of being like, oh, yeah, no you lost today. I win. I win the competition. Give me those lips. I knew she wanted it, that the whole point, but you didn't know because she told you that she didn't

want it. She wanted it later. I mean, like I said, look forward to desserts. Okay, So later did you get the kiss? Well, she had some errands to run after the ice cream was over. She said that she had to go run some errands. I offered to help her, and she said that there was some personal stuff and I was like, well, hey, I can help you with that. She didn't go for it. But you're offering her a

lot of things that she's turned down. No, I mean, I know she was probably just playing hard to get, Like she she really wanted okay, so so into it that she hasn't called you back, just hard to get okay. So you think she's just playing hard to get? Well, how long has she been playing hard to get? About a week? Okay? That is she is very good at hard to get. She is so hard that you'll never get her. You know what. I have hope, but she

is playing hard to get. But I might need a little bit of assistance, and that's why I'm calling you guys to help me out. Okay, all right, well we'll play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, sounds good, brooking Jubil in the morning. Second update if you're just tuning in for today's second date update. Jeremy is on the phone and Jeremy thinks that the girl he wants to call is just playing hard to get. Yeah, she's doing a

really good job too. They went out on a first date and he did his signature move where at some point the girl's talking and he stops her and goes, I'm not even listening to what you said. I'm just wondering would like to kiss you? And he says normally he gets a kiss, but in this instant, she said, well maybe later. After the date, she hasn't talked to him. He's texted her about six times, so she's playing more than hard to get. She's almost playing impossible to get.

She's almost playing if you text me one more time, I've got to get a restraining order to get and that is very skilled. So we're gonna call her in just a second and see if we can get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling him back. Jeremy, you ready to go? Yeah? I am. She's she's a special one, is she though? Or are you just wanting to call her back because she didn't fall for your line, because like at one point you referred to her as like a notch on the belt,

but then you said she had a great personality. So I'm confused, to be honest, when I was telling you guys the story, you know, it was kind of like, you know, trying to be a tough guy. Oh yeah, it's not important. But when a girl like that won't you know, respond to me someone that I think I have a connection with, You know, it really does affect man. I do have feelings and I need okay, I just

need some assistance there to just to get the second step. Okay. Well, like you said to her after she wouldn't kiss you when you gave her your line, game, set and match, I think I think she's won the battle now if you're feeling like that, she may have won the battle, but she didn't win the war. Let's let's get her on the phone, all right, Let's go to war. Here we go out her number. Hello, him, I speak to Jess. Hi. Yeah, this is Jeff. Hey, Jess, how are you. This is

Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Wait, hold on, so this is a radio show. Yes, it's called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Why are you calling me? I'm calling you because we actually got an email from one of our listeners and he asked us to get you on the phone. Two. Well, his name is Jeremy. Okay, yeah, okay, do you remember you remember going on a date with Jeremy. This is really strange. They are like multiple people on this call. Yeah. Sorry, yeah, we're here too. Yeah, it's

me okay and Jose Okay. So what is it that you guys want to know? Well, Jeremy emailed us and said that you guys went on a date and he thought you had a really good time. He thought both of you guys connected, but now you're not calling him back, and he was wondering if we could get you on the phone and find out what happened. He also thinks you're playing hard to get if that helps. He thinks I'm playing harding it. Yeah, he told him that was a really stupid idea. Oh god, this was by far

not the best date I've been on. Yeah, I could see where he could come off kind of as a d bag maybe yeah, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, no hesitation. I don't think that he means it, though he seems like he has a nice heart. It just maybe I don't know. I hope he doesn't mean it. But he just really rubbed me in the wrong way. What did he do to rub you wrong? Whoa, you know what I mean? A different that would have been a good date? My apologies. What did he do that did not sit

right with you? How about that? I mean, there's like a laundry list to this. Um So the waitress, she was really nice to us. She came up, she took our order. He asked her, so, if the girl gets a cheese and tomato sandwich without the tomatoes, is it the same price? And I was like, are you for real? So you ordered a sandwich with tomato on it, but you didn't want tomato, And he was like, I should get a discount for that. Yeah. Apparently he thought that

he needed to save some money on my tomato slices. Okay, hold on, though, maybe it was just the principle, because he does bring up a good point that if you're not going to include ingredients that were listed on the price right included, then maybe you should get a little de bit of a deal so you're as cheap as he is, because nobody does that on a first date. Nobody talked about tomato slices and how much they cost. Well,

except for somebody who's financially responsible. What should show you a person who's ready to make a long term commitment and take care of you guys in the future. But it was more than that, you guys. It got worse. When we went to the museum. He asked for a refund because you didn't like some of the paintings or something. It was actually worse than that. It was so much worse than that. We got to the ticket window and we're about to order two passes to go in, and

he's like, oh wow. I'm like, oh you okay, what's strong And he's like, ooh, this is really expensive. I'm like okay. He's like it's really expensive, but you know what, I don't want to pay for both. And I'm just like okay, And he's like, but why don't I buy you a ticket because I'm a gentleman, and I'll just wait outside for you to go in and enjoy the museum by yourself. What a gentleman? Did you take him up on the offer? What was your response? I was like, no, no, no, really,

it's okay, don't worry about it. We can just rain check this. And he's like, no, no, no, I am sist. I insist you go enjoy yourself at the museum. And so did you go in? And he just waited around. I just went in and I walked around for like twenty thirty minutes, and I just prayed to the museum. God's like, I hope this guy's gone on leak, But don't you think that that's kind of I mean, it's sweet and sad at the same time. At least he

wanted you to have a good time. That is, if he didn't ask for how much my tomato slices were earlier. You know, this guy, he is just trying to save every penny. And I came out and he was still there in the same spot. And I came outside and I was like, hi, thank you so much. I had a great time. I actually have to dash though, and he's like no, no, no, no, no no, let's just go grab some ice cream real quick, and I'm like, okay, so I went to go get ice cream with him.

I'm some of you guys only had free samples. Hey, no, the ice cream was full price. What was that? Oh that's Jeremy. He's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yep, yeah, I'm here. Oh my god. Yes, I didn't really appreciate what you were implying about me. I thought implying a good day, you know, I let you go to the museum, check things out. I munt you ice cream after words. And

the tomatoes. I mean, come on, if you're gonna order a cheese and tomato sandwich and you take out fifty percent of the ingredients and the price should go down. Okay, I'm just gonna break this down for you, Jeremy. You are a cheap skate Okay, Jeremy. The thing that I don't unders stand those if you don't have the funds to go to the museum on a date, why did

you go to begin with? I have the money. If it's not about not having the money like you guys are making me seem like I'm some cheap guy that doesn't want to pay for things. But the truth is the peches out there are always trying to nickel and dime you, like they're just getting whatever money they can get out of you. And I'm not falling for that. I'm a smart guy and I always make sure that I get a bargain. Yeah, but sending your date to the museum alone, it's not a bargain. I had gone

to the museum beforehand, and I've seen everything. They don't change anything. You would like it, because she says she liked art. I do like art, but it's usually go to the museum with somebody to enjoy it with them together, you know, Like a date is a date with two people. If I want to take myself out, I would have. But like I said, I had already been there, I saw everything, so I thought we could talk about it

to word. It's about having an experience with me, and you ditched me at a museum by myself and decided to bow out and basically pass the date was by myself. Okay, Well, I disagree with you on all of that. You can't argue the fact that I paid full price for that ice cream. Jess. Now that you've heard all of that, would you like to go out on a second date

with Jeremy. We will pay for it, so you don't have to worry about Jeremy paying for it, you guys, I just want to I just want to ask a question, though, If you're going to give me like a gift card for this date, do I like, I don't have to use it all at one place? Right? You do whatever you want if Jess. First, you have to have Jess agree to go out with you again, and then you can handle the gift card situation. I think I'm going

to pass on this. Um, I think he should be taking himself out, Okay, Jeremy, are you okay with taking yourself out from now on? I mean I wish Jess would join me, but I mean I'll still take the gift cards if you guys have him. But that's not how it works. Jeremy texted at seven eighty five to nine two, says, if my boyfriend had been like the dude in the second date update, our first date would have been me bowling by myself because he's gone bowling before.

So why not just go bowl by yourself a little bit and we can talk about your experience. If you missed today a second date. Update. This dude, Jeremy wanted to call Jess. They went out. He thought they had a wonderful time, but it turns out she wasn't calling him back because Jeremy is cheap. Yeah, that's very very cheap. I feel like I'm cheap. He is beyond cheap. Yeah, And there's a difference between being broke it can't afford things and just plain old cheap. What he did is

he went to the museum. He wanted to go to the museum. She's like, oh great, and he was like, yeah, yeah, I've been here before. So I just got you a ticket. You can go in and look around and then come back out and then we'll talk about it and if you like the museum or not. So the whole date was like that. She even order the sandwich at the restaurant and she wanted to change a sandwich a little bit.

So he asked a server, you know, hey, uh no tomato on this, like I don't have to pay for the tomato, do I, Which I will say, besides being him cheap, he does bring up a valid question. He really does. If you ask for a menu item without some of the ingredients, you should get some sort of money off. Yeah, they charged like a dollar fifty for bacon. If you get some of guy's bacon already on it, you're like, I don't want bacon. They should take off

a dollar fifty exactly. I mean talk about avocado. Yeah, right. A lot of people are calling Jeremy a douchebag, but now I think Jeremy's onto something. Yeah, and I think that he's a smart man and he should get a date. But laugh. He did not get a date in this instance. So remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Lou ninety two point five