Second DAT day. It's funny dating just ten years ago. The goal was to find someone who checks all your boxes. They're attractive, they're witty, they're fun, they sweep you off your feet. You guys have a passionate whirlwind romance together and ride off into the sunset happily. Ever apped, that sounds like a different age now reading my diary. You're just looking for anybody who seems halfway normal and doesn't
solicit picks from you in the first two dms. And that's what happened to one of our listeners, Allison, recently, when she met a guy Alison Welcome to the show. Hi, Hey Alison, how low is that bar for you? Um? It's pretty low. The last guy I dated was a homesteader, so whole sea. Wait, what like he goes out to the layer. Can you still do that? Yeah? They do. It's quite common from what he was telling me to go off the grid and I don't know, he was
probably composting his own dinner. It's quite terrifying. I was like, uh, where is the Starbucks? It was just I couldn't imagine you went back to the little house of the prairie. It sounds like, yeah, Hey, even they had a general store on little house. Okay, and so who's the new
guy that you met? Okay, So I'm at this amazing guy named Jack, and it would really happy to back with them, you know, after the Homesteader, because this one seems completely normal and it's funny life howeverything's by comparisons, you know. Yeah, so this was definitely an upgrade. And we just went to a bar, very low key, and
there was anything special about this place. It was a little bit loud, a little crowded, and when we couldn't hear each other, Jack was like, hey, look over there, and there was like this emergency exit but it had a bar class that it said do not enter, and it looked like a regular door, like not one to the outside. It was kind of like upstairs and all
to the side. It was obviously it was like you know, a private room or around area or something like to speak easy, you know, like sometimes they do like a bar instead a bar. I was thinking it was like the office, the janitor's closet even, yeah something. So he was like, yeah, let's see, Rebel, let's go. So we kind of flipped off when the barking. I wasn't looking with our dreams and headed up. Oh that's definitely something a homesteader wouldn't do. That's exactly right. Sounds like you
like a rebel type of guy. Yeah, rebel or normal either one. I don't know a lot of people call me a rebel. Are you trying to come up for us? No, I'm just stating a fact, like because I was on a date one time with a girl where I parked in a loading zone and I ran into the convenience store didn't even put my hazard lights on. Wow, good story, Jeff. I'm just saying us bad boys are out there. You got to snatch us up while you still can't get in trouble. No. I didn't got away with it too.
Yeah we did. Actually, it wasn't like a broom closet or some VIP rumor, and it was just a closed area like a balcony, and it had like best throw tables and chairs that just weren't being used. Yeah, and that was exciting to you because I would have been pretty disappointed. No, it was actually exciting because Jack, like he pulled out the chairs and we just said that this little beast table with chairs on the balcony and kind of made a date of It was really quite romantic.
He even got to lean in and sneak a kiss in. It was really fun. Yeah, that's a rebel move right there. It was actually a really smart move on his podcas. We can hear each other talk and we enjoyed that part of the evening before the employee came up and you know, clearly reminded us and said, do not enter that you got caught. But you had your little VIP moment for a little bit, and it's fun to get caught together, you know, to like be on the walk side a little bit. I don't know, it's like we're
doing something bad together. Fun. Yeah, it was totally fine because after that I just felt funny to go downstairs and sit in front of the thing guy that reprimanded us. So we headed out and like got burritos as some taco truck. Honestly, it was an impromptud wonderful night, one of the greatest first day's ever. Not even a restaurant, just a taco truck. Rob Oh yeah, no hazards on that truck. I bet. Why do you think he's not
calling you back? I have no clue. Sometimes you have to wonder when something went so well and there was a connection, you know, you have to think, well, maybe I just thought it was great, but this was just a normal Wednesday night for them or something. I don't know. He's been through that door before and I could see it. He ask But it's not like you take an advantage you or something like did you guys look up or anything. I don't know how to ask that. Just a kid incredible.
You know that's a good thing because if he was just oh, I got what I wanted. I'm not calling you back the different story. So since that night, how long has it been since you asked talk to him? A week ago? It was a week ago. Right now, we're in the danger zone. Yet another rebel on the phone, woman, Jeffrey, that's right. I gotta speak to him, rebel a rebel, and we'll get some answers when we do your second date update right after this. All right, Alison, all right,
you sit tight. We're gonna take care of you. How rebels do second? I think I finally found my brod. I haven't talked to him yet, but my wild wingman is out there somewhere. I call him Rebel Jack. He's got because he's a rebel. Rebel Jack don't play by the regular rules of dating. He takes women to crowded bars, walks through restricted areas, and then orders burritos at taco trucks with low health grades. Jack. Yeah, and he's won over the heart of our listener, Alison, who wants a
second crack with rebel Jack. Who are calling back? That's how rebels do, Alison, How are you feeling before we call rebel Jack? I'm going pretty good. Oh, you are turned on by that intro. I thought for sure you'd be more excited. I mean, Jeffrey was speaking your language, there wasn't he? I mean no, I'm feeling good about this. The date. The date was pretty good, So I'm feeling good. I think I'm more on her wavelength enough for the sound effect. I'm done with the pleasant trees. Let's just
get to dialing. Here we go. I'm calling Jack. Hello. Hey, is this Jack? Uh? Yeah? Who's calling your future partner in crime? Young Jeffrey. Sound effect You're gonna scare you? Just happens naturally. Hello. We're just two rebels sharing one phone line right now? Jack? Um? Okay, what's what's going on here? We're we're doing a segment on our radio show called a second Date Update, and we're looking to hook you back up with one of our listeners, Allison,
who you went out with recently. Alison. Yeah, Um, what's going on here? Well, let me explain. Allison emailed us because she said she had a great time with you and wants to see you again. Uh, that's not vibe by god. I mean that's what she said to you, guys, not the vibing guy. I thought you guys like shared a kiss. Even I don't know what she told you. I definitely tried to kiss her, but she denied me.
She told us you guys went to a bar together, and yeah, you made the bold move to ignore the signs on the door and go into a restricted area up on a balcony where you shared a hot romantic kiss. No, no, no, no, that that never happened. We didn't go up sneaking upstairs at all. I mean, classic rebel move. Just like, what do you mean it never happened. I mean our date ended with just a handshake. That was There was no kiss,
There was no balcony. I mean it literally was just a kind of a restaurant bar we were watching some sports games and it was I tried to give her a gus and so sorry, I'm so sorry this. Um, I'm so sorry. You're supposed to wait till we call you in Yeah, the heck, Sorry, it's important. Can I just uh talk to you guys in private for a second. Yeah, it's hard to do on the radio. Yeah, if you could put him on home? What's going on here? Hello? Put on b What do we do here? I don't
know to do what she was? Hey, Yeah, I'm not doing what anybody wants, not rebel Jack. I'm why do you have something that you can't tell? Jack? Us know? Um? And this is really embarrassing. So I guess there's two Jacks in my phone and I was quickly trying to get you the number, and I gave you There's one from Bumble and one from Enton and I I'm so sorry. I I gave you the wrong Jack. Jack. Yeah, I'm so sorry. No, this I went out with this Jack three months ago. Um, this is not the Jack I
was calling for the updates Jack, Jack, are you still there? Yeah? I'm still here? This is uh what I mean? Jack. The good news is she kept your number in her phone. Hey, Well, usually do so I know not to text them back ever. Again, she didn't block you? Sound like maybe you know I probably wouldn't text you back now that I know the person you are, So I don't know. Okay, Jack, I'm really sorry. I wasn't. I didn't mean to disturb you today. I wasn't trying to call you. I you want us
to call the other Jack from your phone? Let's hang up with No, let's not hang up. Yeah, I want to hear what this Jack guy is all about. Here. Let's put Allison on hold. Alison, you can give the other Jack's number to our producer. I'll put you on hold here for a second. But I'm gonna have the other Jack stay on the line too, because it'll be more entertaining. Why would we do that for entertainment? Pro? Do you want to do that? You want to be on the other line while she tries to get a
date with Jack number two? Honestly? I do now because I want to hear what the story is all about. How are we going to even talk to Jack? Would we have two Jacks? We gotta Okay, we'll call We'll call this one. Which dating app did you meet on this Jack. Okay, we'll call you bumble Jack, and we'll call the other guy Hinge Jack. Bumble Jack, Hinge Jack. That is going to be so confusing. I love this. It's like a reality dating show. Oh my god, all right,
let's punch Alison. Back up, Alison? You there? Yeah, Okay, you gave the number to our producers, So I'm gonna call hinge Jack and uh. I need both of you guys to stay quiet all right while while we call him. It's gonna be weird if he doesn't answer after all? This what Alison? I just I didn't talk to her, but why she's lovely Brook. Stop trying to stop the rebel train. It's already left the station. Make her look more wanted right to have another dude, don't make it.
I'm just trying to got two options right now. Hello? Hello? Is this Jack from Hinge? Uh? What? Yeah? It probably depends Jeffrey. What is going on here? You're on the radio right now with broken Jeffrey in the morning, and we want to know if you met someone off Hinge like a week ago that you're not calling back named Alison. Oh my god, are you are you serious? We please make sure this is the right Jack? Did you go through a restricted door and go on a balcony? Yeah?
But but what in fact he's going on here? I don't know. Okay, this is we have the right guy. Finally. Congratulations. She's like superindu. I mean, so what is she's into me? Well, just by hearing the tone of your voice, I can tell you're feeling her too. Yeah, normally I don't do this. But real quick, would you like to go on a second date with Alison? We will pay for it? Do we just don't have time? Out of time? Is that a yes that I heard? I heard him say yes.
That is so cool of you. Jack from Hing congratulation. You know what, guys, No, I absolutely don't want to go on another date with her. Why why don't you want to go on a date with her? I mean, do you want to know the truth or I mean that's preferable. But before we hear that, look, Jack, I know you're hearing all of our voices and that's probably a little bit confusing to you. But I'm going to
toss in two more. I want you to meet Allison, the girl you went out with a week ago, and Jack from Bumble, the guy that Allison went out with three months ago. Three months we accidentally called him instead of you because there was two Jacks in her phone. So now we have two jacks on the phone, Alison and bumble Jack. Ahead, say hi, Hi, what's going on? Jack? Sounds like this girl's obsessed with anyone named Jack. Bubble Jack, come out of the jokes. I'd like it. Hey, bumble Jack,
could you decline for a moment. I'm dealing with this Jack, Fine, go ahead, Yeah, it'll be rude. So you were going to tell us why you weren't calling Alison back after one week after your rebellious first date. Yeah, I mean, first of all, you guys kind of threw me off here. I mean you said that she went on a date three months ago. She told me she her last day was a year ago. Oh yeah, did she went on a date with me three months ago? So that can't be true. So this girl's a liar. Okay, I'm not
a liar. That's not how this works. You you tell everybody that you haven't been dating a lot, or this is my first one in a while. It's just what you say to make somebody go special. You know what? Alison says, you're on the line. I'm gonna just be honest with you. I kind of just got the feeling almost like a desperate vibe from you. Desperate, like she'd call a radio station for another date with someone like
that type of desperate. Yeah. I mean, I just I don't know, like, you know, it was kind of clany. I could be wrong, but that's just the vibe that I got. I mean, wow, I did not know that I was coming in gus as cleaning. I thought we were having a great date and we really high connection and we're vibing well. Yeah, but you know what you were kind of you were always saying, like, you know, I'm the first normal guy that you've been with, you know that you've dated in a long time, and you know,
my god, is that what it was? Because you were sorry, it's a dating app. It's harder for girls like bumble Jack then has to be hard for you to hear he's still listening, Alon, Why was he not normal? I totally forgot Jack. I'm sorry. Oh wow, that's pretty lame. I just meant that there's a lot of crazies out there, and I guess I got out with a really well crazy guess what guess what? I think I avoided it crazy. I think you're crazy. Oh, he's saying you're the common denominator.
Here's something crazy. Why don't all three of you go out on a date together and we'll pay for it? Hey, Jack, Jack, and Allison? Yeah? Do we have the budget for three? It's a double jack sandwich? Yeah? Actually sounds kind of good. Bumble Jack first from three months ago? Yes or no? For the triple I'm not doing I'm not seeing this girl again. Okay, we're down to one Jackson. Yes, I thought you were going to get hinge. Jack. Do you
want to go out with Alison? I don't. I really don't. Oh, Allison, do you want to go out with Alison? Um? Apparently not. I guess I'm not the winner today. Dahlson rejected herself. This is a new one for the second date update. That's okay. I'm sure there's plenty of Jack's out there looking Jeffrey in the morning. We ever had a girl get rejected twice by two different guys on a single second date update? You need to rub it in. I'm not trying to rub it those are just facts. I
think it's a first for our show. Yeah, and you guys were all against having bumble Jack on the phone, but we needed him. I don't think so that was a terrible choice. You needed to hang up and we needed to call Hinge Jack. No, we needed the Jacks to team up. Yeah, and stand together. Jack's United. Jacks didn't like each other, Jeff. They didn't like each other. They didn't like her. Nobody liked each other. She didn't like one of them. I liked both of the Jacks,
I bet you like. Yeah. I thought. In fact, I think hinge Jack may have been better than rebel bumble Jack. No, Hinge Jack was rebel Jack. Bumble Jack was the non rebel. Yeah. See, you can't even keep them straight. I don't know if it was a terrible idea. Whoever wanted to put them on at the same time. I don't know whose idea that was, but we got at least to there. I feel like there was a missed opportunity that the Jacks
couldn't hang out on a bros state. Oh you want them to pot Yeah, one little jack on Jack action, h okay, and maybe we can help somebody else out there get their jack, get their jack on. Ye. They just don't get it, don't get it the other way. Yeah, okay. If you want us to help help you out with a love interest, you can always email the show. We'll have to be named Jack by the way, Yes they do Jack's Only. Jack's Only. For our second date updates,
email the show. We'll call them Jack. That isn't calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning