Second Date Update: Whack Beach Wedding

said it's soiled bedsh It's true. So I was not surprised in the least when one of our listeners reached out saying he met his date when he was at the hospital. Hey, let's get the story from Noah. Noah, what's up? Man? Hey guys, how's it going. Please don't tell me it was an unconscious patient. Why did your head Joe to? I don't know. I just like I met her. She was in a coma. She looks so peaceful. You guys are onto something, right, they're in a coma.

You're always a ten. I guess she didn't say, no, do you work at the hospital? Is that the story? My grandma got a little bit sick and like nothing huge, but taking a hospital for a couple of days. And so I was in there with most of the time for these few days, just visiting pretty frequently and stuff. And one of the nurses is Hollie, was taking care of my grandma, and we just kind of started to

hit it off. And I bet Grandma is excited, right because totally the last day that my grandma was there either we're going to discharge her an afternoon, and I just kind of gave her a cheesy line, like my granny before she dies, said she wants to make sure that her grandson goes out on a date with you. Oh. I like, yeah, I got grandman on it. You know. She gave her little thumbs up, a little wink, and then you unplugged the EKG machine just at that moment.

That would be terrible. Yeah, did it work, that's the question. Yeah, it did work. Actually, she like laughed you thought it was kind of corny and cheesy like it's supposed to be, you know, and and was like, yeah, i'd loved you. Let's go out. Oh that's okay. I bet it was exciting for her too, because I'm like, you know, you're typically just dealing with sick people all day, not like hot grandsons. True, so that's exciting. Yeah, I mean i'd like to think. So, all right, you got the date,

so where do you go? Yeah? So, you know what, I just decided to keep it real simple and easy and just go to the beach. You know. I packed a little thermis with a little cocktail in there, and um, we just kind of went and put our toes in the sand and just hung out and got to know each other and talked and laughed and stuff for a couple of hours. Oh a couple hours. So it was like you're wearing swimsuits at the beach type of situation

or was it? I mean, not swimsuits but just casual Yeah, just okay, you weren't like splashing around, but you were just vibing having some drinks. Yeah yeah, yeah for sure. Like I wasn't trying to get her into a bikini on the first date or anything. You're not, you know, be respectful and stuff. So though yeah I was, I was in my manthunk for sure. I gotta give he's what they want. Yeah, you know it though, that's actually a really cute date. I think it sounds actually kind

of fun. Yeah, well with what happened next, I guess I'm glad I was wearing shorts not a manthon, because we noticed there was a little building right down the beach from us. What do you mean a building like a boat house or something, or a lifeguard structure, but maybe like almost like a little community center building here, okay, like an event space. Yeah, there you go on event space, yeah, exactly,

so we can hear music. And there was you know, just a couple of balloons and it said like reception for the just was a wedding right like wedding reception thing going on, you know, yeah, And I kind of was like, maybe just put her a little wedding crash. That might be kind of fun. Oh shut up, you guys crashed a beach wedding and you're like beach outfit And yeah, we actually better did really well because everybody else was in beach at tired two, so we just

slipped right in. That's pretty fun, did you guys? Did you guys get a chance to like dance? And well, so weren't bright enough to dance, But I noticed there was a little photos and I was like, hey, let's go snap a couple of pictures commemorates fun kind of you know who went to the photo booth, and a

couple other times they'll be like four or whatever. You Yeah, So the first two photos are regular, and then on the third one I decided to take a little bit of a chance and leaned over and chister on the cheek. You're playing everything right so far. I think it's spontaneous, it's flirty. It's flirty. I love it. I want to go on a date with getting Hopefully we're able to figure this out, but if not, you and I can go down there. Did she respond well to the to

the kiss? Well, so I gave her I kissed on the cheek, and then for the fourth photo, I just go your turn and kind of put my cheek out, dur my head, right, Okay, then she didn't kiss my cheek at all. Maybe she didn't understand because it goes pretty quick between those photos, Like maybe it was too much for her to register that quickly. I feel that you're calling his date dumb. It's just like, oh my god, he just kissed me. Wait, what are you asking me

to do? And then bam photo you know, like yeah, yeah, I get it. I think if you point at your cheek after you kissed someone and go your turn, they would hopefully understand what. I'm sorry. You're a genius using the photo move. Not everybody is. I mean that could be the case. Did you take it as she didn't want to touch you or that she was just overwhelmed? Well, because I just kind of joked I finish or whatever. I was like, you left me hanging, you know, joking

or whatever. She didn't really laugh either, And then the photos stood out on he looked and she had a really weird book on her face, like for that fourth one there to cheat kiss. Huh, maybe your cheek kiss was bad in some way too much. It was enough of a look where ID like double checking make sure I wasn't mooning the camera or something like. It was just, oh,

I don't know. I seem like the offended her and made it a little weird, but I joked my way kind of out of it, kind of kept it light, and so the data and it actually, okay, you just cut that fourth photo off of the strip that she just his ghosted me completely, and I just want to know, like, what's up? Did you try to kiss her again at

the end of the day. No, No, not at all, okay, smart, Yeah, okay, we're about to give her a call, but first, I think maybe you should reach out to your grandma and tell her you may need to get sick again, just in case, we need to do an in person visit. Before we do that, though, we're going to call Holly and get your second date update right after this. All right, okay, it sounds good to be your best every day. You

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Didn't turn out quite as fun. No welcome. Yeah, I was looking for Noah and Holly snuck into a wedding that was happening on the beach where they were at, and they weren't there long. They just stole some cookies and took a photo in the photo booth. And that's where Noah also took a little bit of a risk with a rogue kiss cheek on the third photo. Yeah, which I mean, I don't think that's crossing any lines.

It's just a cheap different like cheeks all the time, Jeff, Yeah, it's true, but that's a different cheek so we don't know what the exact reason is, but we're gonna call Holly right now and try and figure out the reason why. Noah, are you ready to do this? Any final thoughts before we make the call? I'm ready. Nope, I just all works out good. I know, it's just so crazy. I mean, like you guys are bonded because you did something kind of naughty together, you know, jump it into a wedding

like that shared story totally before we dial? Do you you and me Noah want to do like a little cheek kiss for good luck? Why? Yeah? All right? Three or one? I'll go first, okay, m wow, Okay, now you do me? Got you back to well, let's find out. Literally, I'm not going to clean my face for a whole week now I'm a dial Holly. Let's see what she has to say. Here we go. Okay, Hello, Hey is this Holly? Yeah? This is he? Who is this? Hey, Holly? My name is jeff from morning show called Brooke and

Jeffrey in the Morning Creative. You know my words are not doing as by the way, Hey, we're all here obviously, this is the show that's Brook, Jose, Alexis and we're all calling because we're interested to know a little bit more about your dating life. Um, is this a prank call? I don't. I don't understand. Not a call wouldn't be very funny if we produced herself at the front. Now, this is a second we do call the second date update. And one of our listeners went out with you recently

named Noah. Oh okay, yeah, we heard about your day. It sounded super fun, like the beach and the Yeah. Yeah, he told us about the whole experience, and on our end, it all sounded pretty fun and pretty innocent. We want to get what your side of the story was. Did you have a good time with him? Well, yeah, I did, but I did kind of get a little mixed vibes from him. Mixed vibes. Yeah, I don't know. If he told you we crashed the wedding together. Yes, Oh my god.

It sounded so cute and kind of like risky. Yeah, I would think that that'd be exciting on a first day. Yeah. That was Brooks read on it, and she's notoriously into bad things. Yea. What was your take? Well, I thought it was exciting, It was fun, and we ended up going to a photo booth. Oh. Yeah, that was kind of like a highlight. Well Cando kissing me on the cheek on like the third picture, And to me, that was like a little quick, too forward, and like I

was like really sudden for me. Interesting. So it sounds like the cheet kids kind of just threw everything off for you and after that you weren't interested, not not really. So what happened was I did keep the photo boost picture. Oh cute. I do kind of like him, but I'm also not really sure. And like I said, I kept

the picture. And I have an aunt who's a psychic psychic ant Yeah, she's a psychic like psychic at huh okay, and then uh I went to see her and they brought the picture with me and she did a read on it. They can do that, you can just read off of a photo. Well, my aunt can. I don't. I don't know about all the other psychkiics. Okay, what what did she say? She said that Noah was a monster in his past life, a monster monster, mobster mom like alone like that or not? Well, no, he committed

horrible crimes in his past life. Like that's very Wait, so you're only Noah responsible for what your aunt thinks he did in his past life. Yeah, it's still it's still inside him. We we are who we were in our past life. And I think it. I think it explains a lot. It explains his angel side and like you know, he was like, let's go crash wedding and stuff. Girl. He stole a couple of cookies like he didn't like you know, but believing in psychics or not, I would

take your aunt's advice with a grain of salt. Well, I believe it, and I don't know. Also, like another kind of make feelings because he's the killer in his past life and I'm not sure I'm supposed to feel about that. Wow, that's a lot of information that is. Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel that it is. I want to know what the killer feels about it because I need to tell you past life killers on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you, but Noah's on the line. Hey, Hey, oh my god, Hi,

I don't I don't really know what to say. So really, you you believe in like a past life, right, just to make sure I'm clear, because I'm like, I'm kind of shocked, like and that I was a criminal like a murder in past life. Yeah, yeah, I mean, first of all, I don't really believe that. I'm not knocking her belief. But second of all, even if that was so denying it, you're you're know what you're saying, that you weren't a mobster in the past life. I'm saying,

I'm saying, eat that. Yeah, that's hard for me to believe, man, I mean, that's what a mobster would do. Deny. No, how would you know? How would you know her aunt read your picture? Dude? I have and like I am, I am attracted to you, but it's almost I can't risk my own life like that. Okay, wish your life? Who wo time out, I'm out, I'm out. Yeah, probably would be on a mobster's good side. Like this isn't

for real, is it? You're messing with me right? Well, I didn't even know that you were on the line. Why would I be messing with you? This is this my truth? I mean, I don't know you're aunt psyche, right. Woudn't she let you no longer? Stop? I mean secretly listening in tapping people's phones, very mobster like activity. Still, you're already even caused right now, Jeffrey. I mean, the thing is all, has your aunt ever said anything good about somebody you wanted to date? Oh? I rarely. I

rarely asked her about it. I was I was just so on the sense about it, and I wanted extra help determining where I should go, and so I went to my aunt. Don't you think it'd be better to like go to him and give him another chance so I get to know him better, so I could end up with cement shoes at the bottom of a river? No, is it nineteen twenty? I don't know. I can make it. I can make it really easy for you. It's like crazy, Oh, you're gonna make an offer she can't refuse. Here's my offer,

give me a kiss on the cheek. I'm not gonna go out with somebody who thinks I'm seriously at killer in a past life and is judging you like that and then even says that you're threatened like your nature for your life. You're not going to risk that. That's sorry, that's too much for me. Calm down, Calm down. I know how this works, like you know, just pointed finger and someone gets killed. So I don't want to be involved. Holly are you guys hearing? Yeah, Holly, he was visiting

his grandma in the hospital when you met him. Who put them in the hospital. And it's not just the finger point you have to say about a bing, and that's when the kid comes in. But I do seriously need to make an offer to you. I'm contractually obligated to do it, Holly. I have to say, we would love to send you out on another date with Noah otherwise known as Crazy Legs. Yeah. Well he's clearly upset now and I don't think they should do that for my own well being. No, I mean this is this

is your decision, Holly. So are you sure you want to turn a mobster down? You do not have to ask. The station is never checked. And no, are you and I? You and I still good? You wanna wanna? You want to go on a date with the notorious Noah? Two thumbs Giovanni just for sale in the bay, don't do it? You know how to romance for your own Jeffrey in the Morning. For a guy who claims not to be a mobster in a past life, he sure did have

a lot of weird knowledge about it. Just saying I'm just saying Why isn't that a turn on instead of a turn off? Oh you like that doesn't have We've seen the movies. They're always pretty hot, you know. I feel for powerful, like having them is my boyfriend. Yeah. You're gonna get into any speakeasy you want. Oh yeah, I guess there's somebody for everybody out there. What was what was your husband in a past life? I think

a Labrador retriever. That's weird, not totally different. I think he's just so happy, you know, like she literally plays fat with him as that's why he has a dog calling. Okay, got Unfortunately for our listener, we couldn't get him another day. But I don't think about that. There was no shot there. I just hope he finds love someday before he gets whacked. If you want to get a second date update emailed the show, we'll call the person who wasn't calling you that