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Second Date Update: Whack Beach Wedding

Apr 14, 202317 min
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You have to take risks if you want to find true love, and one of our listeners did exactly that when he crashed a strangers wedding! Hear what other dangerous moves he made in today's Second Date.

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Second date of date whenever you're watching one of those hospital shows on TV, like Er or House or Gray's Anatomy. Yeah, the doctors and nurses are always hooking up. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. My best friend worked in hospital for a long time. I think it's real. Yeah, because everyone who works there is attractive. Yeah. The lighting is always dim. And is there anything sexier than changing a soiled bed

sheet in front of your coworker. I'm looking at Brook right now, and her shirt almost flew off when I said it's soiled Bedshe it's true. So I was not surprised in the least when one of our listeners reached out saying he met his date when he was at the hospital. Hey, let's get the story from Noah. Noah, what's up? Man? Hey guys, what's it going? Please don't tell me it was an unconscious Patientez, why did your head go to that? I don't know. I just like I met her. She was in a coma. She looks

so peaceful. You guys are onto something, right, they're in a coma. You're always a ten. I guess I didn't say, no, do you work at the hospital? Is that the story? My grandma got a little bit sick and I nothing huge but taking in a hospital for a couple of days. And so I was in there with most of the time for the few days, visiting pretty frequently and stuff. And one of the nurses names Hollie, was taking care of my grandm and we just kind of started to

hit it off. And I bet Grandma is excited, right because totally the last day that my grandma was there either we're going to discharge her an afternoon, and I just kind of gave her a cheesy line, like my granny before she dies, said she wants to make sure that her grandson goes out on a date with you. Oh. I like, yeah, I got Grandma, and you know, she gave her a little thumbs up, a little wink and then unplugged the k G machine just at that moment.

That would be terrible. Yeah did it work, that's the question. Yeah, it did work. Actually, she like laughed, you thought it was kind of corny and cheesy like it's supposed to be, you know, And and I was like, yeah, i'd loved you. Let's go out. Oh that's okay. I bet it was exciting for her too, because I'm like, you know, you're typically just dealing with sick people all day, not like hot grandsons. True, so that's exciting. Yeah, I mean i'd like to think. So, all right, you got the date,

so where do you go? Yeah? So, you know what, I just decided to keep it real simple and easy and just go to the beach. You know. I packed a little thermits with a little cocktail in there and kind of went and put our toes in the sand and just hung out and got to know each other and talked and laughed and stuff for a couple of hours. Oh, a couple hours. So it was like you're wearing swimsuits

at the beach type of situation or was it? I mean, not swimsuits but just casual Yeah, just okay, you weren't like splashing around, but you were just vibing having some drinks. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like I wasn't trying to get her into bikini on the first date or anything. You're not, you know, be respectful and stuff. So though yeah I was, I was in my manthunk for sure. I gotta give he's what they want. Yeah, you know it though, that's actually

a really cute date. I think it sounds actually kind of fun. Yeah. Well with what happened next, I guess I'm glad I was wearing shorts and not a manthon because we noticed there was a little building right down the beach from us. What do you mean of building, like a boat house or something, or a lifeguard structure maybe like almost like a little community center building. Okay, like an event space. Yeah, there you go on a

vent space, yeah, exactly, so we can hear music. And there was you know, just a couple of balloons and it said like reception for the you know you told with the wedding right like wedding reception thing going on, you know, yeah, And I kind of was like, maybe just put her a little wedding crash. That might be

kind of fun. Oh shut up, you guys crashed a beach wedding and you're like beach outfit And yeah, we actually better did really well because everybody else was in beach a tired two so we just slipped right in. That's pretty fun. Did you guys? Did you guys get

a chance to like dance? And well, so weren't brave enough to dance, but I noticed there was a little photo move and I was like, hey, let's go snap a couple of pictures commemorate the fun kind of you know, who went to the photo booth, and a couple out of times they'll be like four or whatever. You Yeah, So the first two photos are regular, and then on the third one, I decided to take a little bit of a chance and leaned over and kissed around the cheek.

You're playing everything right so far. I think it's spontaneous, it's flirty. It's flirty. I love it. I want to go on a date with getting. Hopefully we're able to figure this out, but if not, you and I can go town. Did she respond well to the to the kiss? Well, so I gave her I kissed on the cheek, and then for the fourth photo, I just go your turn and kind of put my cheek out during my head right, Okay,

Then she didn't kiss my cheek at fall. Maybe she didn't understand because it goes pretty quick between those photos, Like maybe it was too much for her to register that quickly. I feel that you're calling his date dumb. It's just like, oh my god, he just kissed me. Wait, what are you asking me to do? And then bam photo, you know, like yeah, yeah, I get it. I think if you point at your cheek after you kissed someone and go your turn, they would hopefully understand I'm sorry.

You're a genius using the photo booth. Not everybody is. I mean, that could be the case. Did you take it as she didn't want to touch you or that she was just overwhelmed? Well, because I just kind of joked I finished whatever. I was like, you left me hanging, you know, joking or whatever. She didn't really laugh either, And then the photos stood out on a look and she had a really weird book on her face, like

for that fourth one there to cheat kiss. Huh, maybe your cheat kiss was bad in some way too much. It was enough of a look where I had like double check and make sure I wasn't mooning the camera or something like. It was just I don't know, I seem like offended her and made it a little weird, but I joked my way kind of out of it, kind of kept it light, and so the data and it actually okay, you just cut that fourth photo off of the strip that she was his ghosted me completely,

and I just want to know, like, what's up. Did you try to kiss her again at the end? Of the day. No, No, not at all. Okay, smart, Yeah, Okay, we're about to give her a call, but first, I think maybe you should reach out to your grandma and tell her you may need to get sick again, just in case we need to do an in person visit. Before we do that, though, we're gonna call Holly and get your second date update right after this. All right, okay, good one. I think we were all impressed with Noah

in his first date. Oh yeah, even a little bit jealous, honestly, sure, because the only one of us who's ever crashed a wedding before is Alexis, and that was with her car. Didn't turn out quite as fun. No. Yeah, I was looking for Noah and Holly snuck into a wedding that was happening on the beach where they were at, and they weren't there long. They just stole some cookies and took a photo in the photo booth. And that's where Noah also took a little bit of a risk with

a rogue kiss cheek on the third photo. Yeah, which I mean, I don't think that's crossing any lines. It's just a cheap kiss. Is different like cheeks all the time. Jeff. Yeah, it's true, but that's a different cheek, So we don't know what the exact reason is. But we're gonna call Holly right now and try and figure out the reason why. Noah, are you ready to do this? Any final thoughts before we make the call? I'm ready. Nope. I just all

works out good. I know. It's just so crazy. I mean, like, you guys are bonded because you did something kind of naughty together, you know, jump it into a wedding like that shared story totally before we dial? Do you you and me? Noah want to do like a little cheek kiss for good luck? Why not? Yeah? All right? Three or one? I'll go first, okay, mm wow, okay, now you do me got back to well, let's find it out. Literally wiped. I'm not gonna clean my face for a

whole week. Now I'm gonna dial Holly. Let's see what she has to say. Here we go, Okay, Hello, Hey is this Holly? Yeah? This is he? Who is this? Hey, Holly? My name is Jeff from morning show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning Creative. You know my words are not doing as by the way, we're all here obviously this is the show. That's a Brook Jose Alexis, and we're all calling because we're interested to know a little bit more about your dating life. Um, is this a

prank call? I don't. I don't understand. Not a prank call wouldn't be very funny if we produced ourself at the front. No, this is a second we do call the second date update. And one of our listeners went out with you recently named Noah. Oh okay, yeah, we heard about your date. It sounded super fun, like the beach and the Yeah. Yeah, he told us about the whole experience, and on our end, it also sounded pretty fun and pretty innocent. We want to get what your

side of the story was. Did you have a good time with him? Well, yeah, I did, but I did kind of get a little mixed vibes from him. Mixed vibes. Yeah, I don't know. If he told you we crashed the wedding together? Yes, Oh my god. It sounded so cute and kind of like risky. Yeah, I would think that that'd be exciting on a first dage. Yeah that was Brooks read on it, and she's notoriously into bad things. Yea, well, I thought it was exciting. It was fun, and we

ended up going into a photo booth. Oh yeah, that was kind of like a highlight. Well Kendo kissing me on the cheek on like the third picture, and to me that was like a little quick cute, too forward and like, I like, really sudden for me. Okay, interesting, So it sounds like the cheat kids kind of just threw everything off for you and after that you weren't interested, not not really. So what happened was I did keep the photo boost picture. Oh cute him. I do kind

of like him, but I'm also not really sure. And like I said, I kept the picture. And I have an aunt who's a psychic psychic an't Yeah, she's a psychic like psychic ant huh okay, And then um, I went to see her and they brought the picture with me and she did a read on it. They can do that, you can just read off of a photo. Well, my aunt can, I don't. I don't know about all the other psychics. Okay, what did she say? She said that Noah was a monster in his past life, a monster, monster, mobster,

a mom a capone like that to you or not? Well, no, he committed horrible crimes in his past life. Like that's scary. Wait, so you're only Noah responsible for what your aunt thinks he did in his past life. Yeah, it's still it's still inside him. We we are who we were in our past life. And I think it. I think it explains a lot. It explains his danger side and like you know, he was like, let's go crash wedding and stuff. Girl, he stole a couple of cookies like he didn't like,

you know, like believing in psychics or not. I would take your aunt's advice with a grain of salt. Exactly. Well, I believe it. I know. It's also like another kind of make feelings because he's the killer in his past life and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel about that. Wow, that's a lot of information, that is. Yeah,

I'm not sure how I feel that. I want to know what the killer feels about it, because I need to tell you, Holly, past life killers on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you, but Noah's on the line. Yeah it is. Hey, Hey, oh my god, Hi, I don't I don't really know what to say. So really, you you believe in like a past life, right, just to make sure I'm clear, because I'm like, I'm kind of shocked, like and that I

was a criminal, like a murder in past life. Yeah, yeah, okay, I mean, first of all, I don't really believe that. I'm not knocking her belief. But second of all, even if that was so, you're denying it. You're you're Noah, you're saying that you weren't a mobster in the past life. I'm saying I'm saying exactly that. Yeah. That's hard for me to believe, man, is it. I mean, that's what a mobster would do. No, how would you know? Well,

how would you know? Her aunt read your picture? Dude, and like I am, I am attracted to you, but it's almost I can't risk my own life like that. Okay, wish you like wo wo time out, I'm out. I'm out. Yeah, probably would be on a mobster's good side. Like this isn't for real? Is it? You're messing with me right, Well, I didn't even know that you were on the line. Why would I be messing with you? This is my truth. I mean, I don't know your aunt, psyche, right, woudn't

let you no longer? Stuff? I mean secretly listening in tapping people's phones, very mobster like activity. So you're hurting his cause right now, Jeffrey. I mean the thing is, has your aunt ever said anything good about somebody you wanted to date? Oh? I rarely. I rarely asked her about it. I was I was just so on the sense about it, and I wanted extra help determining where I should go, And so I went to my aunt.

Don't you think it'd be better to like go to him and give him another chance so I get to know him better, so I could end up with cement shoes at the bottom of a river? No? Is it nineteen twenty? I don't know. I can make it. I can make it really easy for you. This is like crazy. Oh, you're gonna make an offer she can't refuse. Here's my offer.

Give me a kiss on the cheek. I'm not gonna go out with somebody who thinks I'm seriously a killer in a past life and is judging you like that and then even says that you're threatened like your native for your life. You're not going to risk that. That's sorry, that's too much for me. Calm down, Calm down, I know how this works, Like, you know, just pointed finger and someone gets killed. So I don't want to be involved.

Are you guys hearing him? Yeah, Holly, he was visiting his grandma in the hospital when you met him in the hospital. Not just a finger point. You have to say about a bing, and that's when the kid comes in. But I do seriously need to make an offer to you. I'm contractually obligated to do it, Holly. I have to say, we would love to send you out on another date with Noah otherwise known as Crazy Legs. Yeah. Well he's clearly upset now, and I don't think I should do

that for my own well being. No, I mean this is this is your decision, Holly. So are you sure you want to turn am mobster down? You do not have to ask. The station is never checked and I no, are you? And I? You? And I still good? You wanna wanna? You want to go on a date with the notorious Noah too? Thumbs Giovanni for sale in the bay, don't do it? Yeah, you know how to romance Jeffrey

in the morning. For a guy who claims not to be a mobster in a past life, he sure did have a lot of weird knowledge about it, just saying I'm just saying, why isn't that a turn on instead of a turn off? Oh? You like that, doesn't We've seen the movies. They're always pretty high, you know. I feel for powerful, like having them is my boyfriend. Yeah, you're gonna get into any speakeasy you want. Oh yeah, I guess there's somebody for everybody out there. What was

what was your husband in a past life? I think a Labrador Retriever. That's a weird not totally different. He's just so happy, you know, Like she literally plays fetch with him. That's why he has a dog collar. Okay. Unfortunately for our listener, we couldn't get him another day. I don't think about that. There was no shot there. I hope he finds love someday before he gets whacked.

If you want to get a second a update emailed the show, We'll call the person who wasn't calling you that Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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