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Second Date Update: Weiner Surprise

Mar 11, 202218 min
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The meal described by the guy in today’s Second Date Update is something so unsettling, it nearly put one member of our show in the hospital out of disgust.

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Second date of date. You know, when you say something trying to be cute and you're not sure if it came off actually funny or if it just sounded plain rude. That's my whole life. Yeah, this shows for you, but you play it back in your head over and over again, wondering like, oh, was that the right thing to say. Yeah, that's where one of our listeners, Amanda, has been living for her life for the last week. That's playing back the date over and over again, wondering if she messed up.

Let's find out what happened, Amanda. Welcome to the show. Hi guys, that was a little weird the way you said that, Amanda. Oh yeah, awkward. While we're just messing around with you, Amanda, So thanks for emailing in tell us about the guy that you went out with. What's his name? Ah? So, I met Sean online and it's really cute. He lives in one of those pictures that the fighting his glasses. I was like, oh, I saw

that wait waiting glasses like on the corner. Oh, like he was doing the sexy librarian and his profile photo. Yes he is that A that's an attractive thing to you, Nanda, Well you know. What had happened was is that I was working Sex in the City at the time, and apparently the response was like, guys, I do that are good and bad? So I was goodes them all the time.

Just eat those glasses. Yeah, that was the old sex in the City, right, because the new one would just say, guys that do that just mean they need reading glasses. It's an elderly Yeah it wasn't. Okay, Okay, so he has glasses and he bites them. What else do we need to know about Sean? That's all we need to know. So we met up for dinner and we went through this like really nice Italian restaurant and immediately went up.

So I'm like, we just hugged. Okay, hold on, though it was the Italian restaurant, your idea, his idea, it was my dear on sex in the City again. I just I was just hopeful it was his idea because I'm like, oh, that's a great sign that he wanted to put in the effort for a fancy romantic dinners. That's a great song that you wanted to do. That sounds good. How did dinner go? Well, that's where I

got a little weird. Because we were going to sit down and he went to take up my chair and I was like, oh, thanks, but you know you don't have to do that. That's okay. You said you didn't like that. It's not that I didn't. I just felt, I don't know, like I felt weird about it. I guess like I feel that I feel so extra when someone tries to do that for me. Really why I feel like they're gonna treat me on a celebrity And

I'm like, can you not? Like I was just gonna say, if I ever do that for girls, ninety nine percent of the time, they are shocks like oh, I'm like, no, let me, I'm capable of pulling a chair. Some sort of heroing for pulling my chair over here. Okay, I mean, I just I would assume he said, I know that I don't have to do it. I'm just trying to, you know, wine and dine you my friend. He's gonna

look like a little bit. He wasn't upset. He was like, okay, all right, a little bit of awkwardness before you start dinner, But were you able to get things back on track? So we ordered our food and we didn't have appetation. I was hungry, and then it ended up happening that we had reservations for like six but then we had to move it down a little bit because of traffic

and stuff. He sounds like really important details. Well, she's hungry, That's what she's saying at that point, because it was like later and then like I was hungry, and you're telling me they didn't have a free bread bowl on the table. Oh my gosh, they did. And now I was trying to like Matt looking at it because you know, like one, I like the bread with the sauce. I mean, do you think, y'all? I love hearing about you know, what your appetite was like and why you were hungry

and what you were hungry for. I'm just saying, can we talk more about your actual day, like what was Sean doing while you were eyeing the bread? While just saying, first of all, food is important in my life. Okay, I understand. Now. So he ordered his food and I see him starting to eat, and he's just like picking up like a little bit of food at a time and just like putting it in his mouth and chewing. Okay,

it sounds like a polite way to eat. No, it was like silence of the lamps, slow eating, you know what I mean, Like, oh, is that why he's a villain in that movie because he's a slow eater. Are you guys? Are you guys talking through this? Are you having a good conversation or are you just silently slow eating in front of each other. I'm definitely like talking, I'm eating, I'm drinking my wound, so I'm like having

a good time. But he's like just very solemn, just like giving me and then I just kind of slowed down. But then I slow down because he was just staring at me. At this point, I was like I'm not I'm not okay with it. I need the person to easter. Yeah, I was Apparently I was eating way too fast, so I was like, um, what's going on? And he's like, no, I had a big lunch, and I'm like, well, dude,

do you know if we were coming to this? But like okay, and then I just you know when you just stop eating and then you just get upset about something and you're like I don't want to touch it anymore because it's like it's gone. Yeah, VI is gone. So I was like, do you want to talk about something like it's something bothering you. Awkward, so dramatic. Now it sounds like you're pouting because he's not. I am.

I was hungry. We talked about how much I love food, and he's like, you know what, I don't want to eat anything. I'm like, you know what? I want to dessert? Like, oh, you're still hungry. You want to make the date long. Now I'm emotionally eating. Now I'm like this, I might have a brownie, So okay. So then you ate a brownie in front of him? Is there anything? Is there any part of the date that you enjoy something that you liked? The brownie? So why are we calling him?

What do you what do you want us to do? You actually want to go out with him again? Are you just calling for the free gift? No, it's just you know what it was like, we had we had good conversations beforehand. I think it's like change. When I sat down, I was like, you know, I'm not needy, like I don't need you to pull out my chair. Like I kind of saw his personal and not change

a little bit. So I was like, I think it kind of went downhill very quickly afterwards so you think it is that moment, you know, Yeah, there are maybe he had an idea of like a slow service, chill meal, and when he got there, you stopped his whole thought of that happening. You're you're, you're, you know, you're not doing what he was hoping would happen. There's also some dudes who are like, if you don't reciprocate the chair, pull out of the door open, like what, you don't

need a man? What are you? Some independent lady like yeah, yeah, I let see that. Well, let's call him. We're gonna play a song. We'll come back, we'll reach out to Sean, and we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, thank you. All right, hold on second date if you miss the first part of a second date update. It was mostly just talking about food, about what types of food Amanda likes, why she likes them, what time of day she prefers to eat them. Ended with the brownie. Yeah, yeah,

ended the whole day with the brownie. After conversation kind of deteriorated and the eating stopped. And I do feel like he was like a spit brownie too, Yeah, because he wasn't eating right and the awkwardness all started because he was trying to be a nice guy and pulled the chair out for her when they first got to the restaurant, which Amanda thought was a little bit over the top. Yeah, is that right, Amanda? That is correct.

It sounds like you were both just pouting throughout the day. Yeah, Like he was like, fun, I'm not gonna do anything for you, including talk, and you're like, fine, I'm just gonna eat a lot exactly. That's why I want to know the date, was Sean, I don't want to do it in like that. Okay, Well that's what we're gonna try and do here for you right now. But hopefully whatever the next day you have doesn't involve any food whatsoever.

That way you will. That way you won't get distracted by the meals and who's eating how fast and what they're eating. You could just talk to each other and bond. Yeah, it's the next date. It's not even about food. Don't even bother, don't follow them And what are we going to do? Jeff give a gift certificate for talking and sure we could have like a museum tour or something. I don't know. Okay, we'll just we'll just do it. We'll get it. Let's just dial Sean's number and we'll

see what he asked to say. Here we go, just grow Hey is this Seano? I? Yeah, who's calling? Hey Sean? My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How you doing, man? Yeah? Why are you calling me? It's a great question, Sean. You're you're to the point and I like that about you. Already we're doing something called a second date update, and we're calling on behalf of one of our listeners named Amanda, who went out with you recently. Remember Amanda? Um? Not really,

that's fine, that makes sense. You guys like actually went to dinner Like it wasn't just like, oh, kind of talking online like you you physically met up with her. Yeah, but I mean I go on a lot of dates, you know, So I'm not I'm not. I hopefully we can jog your memory about her. Um, you met her online and you went out to Italian You went out to an Italian restaurant and you tried to pull her chair out for her, and she made a comment like

you don't have to do that any Okay. I mean you probably weren't that into the dinner because it sounds like you weren't very hungry. Yeah, but she's a little bit confused on what the specific reason was that your date kind of ended a little awkwardly. I mean, maybe you had other things planned, or there's some something else that we don't know that happened during the date. I don't know if I want to say, but I mean I think I think she'd be okay, Like she just

wants to know, you know. She She also admitted that it was a pretty i mean bad date from her description, and she actually wants to redo because it sucks. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I just have bad vibes from her during the date, and it might it might sound superficial, but you know, her dinner order like freaked me out. Her order? What do you mean? Yeah? What was her order? You'd like a girl that only eats a salad or something. Is that what you're saying? Oh? Yeah,

I mean it's not just a salad. She ordered a salad with sliced up hot dogs in it and a strawberry nigret side wait dog salad. Is that was that one of the items on the menu. They go to dinner in your hometown? What is no? She ordered herself like she just basically was like, okay, putting hot dogs in there. That's on. The waitstaff were just like what they were like huh. She's like, yeah, yeah, this is

a whole thing. Can you do that? Like this show an you're saying that she got a green salad with like leafy greens and maybe some other vegetables in it and then added hot dogs to the mix. Strawberry, What did it look like when it came out? If you want to imagine what gopher puke looked like? That was it? I mean, okay that we could talk about this for a while because it is really strange. But is it? It's probably from the kids menu they pulled. But is

that what? You weren't talking much during dinner because she said the conversation kind of stopped. I was grossed out. I mean, I'm sorry, it was just gross. Oh. I know, like right there, when I saw that, it told me everything I need to know about her that one she's high maintenance and two weird. Oh my god, are you serious right now? You're not? You don't want to talk to me because of a hot dog and a sad Yeah? So hold on, Amanda, Sean, Amanda's that's Amanda. Obviously she's

been listening this entire time. She wants to talk to you. Oh boy, I'm sorry. I've never met the same person in my life. Who ever wanted that combo together? What's wrong with your taste? But that salad was delicious? Delicious are delicious? Just put them together? It was fine, dud. Dude, dude, it's not just me. Even the waiter gave you a look. Okay, it might have been looking at me, but it wasn't

for the salad I ordered. Oh, he was like, I mean, I kind of want to try it because no one else like a little bit, but I wouldn't go to an Italian restaurant for it. I don't want to try it. Are you really like you that a hot dog in a salad honestly ruined your entire night? Sean? Like that just seems crazy to me. Appetite? What else are use that insect here that you can't see somebody eating a hot dog in a salad? Like? No, I love hot

dogs actually, so it's not that okay, Sean? Are you just looking for someone who has the same taste as you? And everything I don't think you're going to find that. I mean, when you're when you're eating hot dogs with salad, which is like the antithesis of like why you're ordering salad. I don't know, but that's dead. That's just too much of a wild card for me, you know what I mean. So it seems like you were more embarrassed by her then No. I was scared when I thought it. Okay,

fear came over you when you made that order. Okay, I'm just saying, it seems like something you's ground together in a prison cafeteria exactly what. I don't know. My mom liked fried bologna a lot. We had a lot of that growing up. Anybody else still that he might start hating the people that eat spam too, But that's okay. He can never go to Hawaiia for that, Okay, Okay. I love soup. Yeah, but you know, like it could be like a Cobb salad. You know, what's the difference

ham hot dog? They're pretty similar. I'm just saying, I mean, I feel like we're beating a dead hot dog at this point. So maybe it's just time to ask um Sean, we would like to send you out on another date with Amanda, and we'll pay for it if you're interested at all. Just burgers. I'm good, you're good, guys. He's not a Wiener. Oh he hung up? Okay, well, I think Sean hung up. Couldn't stand to be on the phone with us and talk about hot dogs in front

of him anymore. But it's probably the ween are joke. He didn't appreciate that most men don't intimidated by a good winer the You know what, Amanda, I think, just to be safe, you need to put this on your dating profile, just so that guys know what they're getting into before they go out to dinner with you. Good idea, I like cleaner, noble, okay, salad. Yeah, we're gonna work on the frazen there, but we're getting closer. I don't know. We can't do this that's on logo hashtags. I'm open

to suggestion. Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Was she joking with us about putting the Wiener stuff up on her profile, like she's definitely gonna get a lot more matches? Yeah, but yeah, I hope she doesn't take it seriously. You get a lot of ideas on the top of her head. It will be. It'll be matches with people who don't want to pull her chair out. Ye, good point. Yeah, that's more in love with what she's looking for. I was curious if that hot dog salad thing was a

real Dish're gonna say it was good? I have too, Like you put some blue keys on a hard boiled egg, some peppers. It's just weird, But I was the closest thing you had me. I was all almost there. I googled hot dog salad and my computer instantly got flagged by it. I can't say whether or not it's real, or whether or not it's good. Maybe some of our listeners can chime in tech Sorry, what's cute? Fit finish? I'll tell you, Okay, maybe some of our listeners can

chime in and tell us whether or not it's any good? Yeah, text into seven eighty five nine to tell us, like, that was the first time you've flavored Google search hot dog salad? Yeah, blush stop. Remember, if you ever want to get a second eate update, email the show. We'll call it the person who wasn't calling you back.

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