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Second Date Update: Weak in the Knees

Dec 03, 202116 min
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The guy on the phone today got "the invite" into his date's house as their night came to an end...But 20 minutes later...He was driving himself home and NOTHING romantic had happened... Now he wants our help finding out what ruined it in that short amount of time!

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Second day. Some things just go together, like campfires and smores, trucks and mud, Disney and happy endings time. I'm another perfect pairing is football and flirting. Like I've seen Tom Brady and his center making eyes at each other all the time. That makes ESPN's Top ten every single week. But do you know you can also flirt at a football viewing party, not just when you're in the games. And that's what happened to one of our listeners, Brian

and Brian Welcome to the show man. Were you the flirty, the flirt or the flirtest? I guess you can say I took part in a bit of each Oh appetite renaissance of flirting? All right, so tell us who are you flirting with? What's their name? Okay, and set the scene for us. Are you at a house party? Where you at house party? We're watching football and guessing between seventeen twenty two twenty three people in there? Man? And

how did you and Gina come to be kitchen? Oh? Okay, it makes sense obviously obviously I've seen her, but I saw her go to the kitchen, so I was like, hey, let me just make might way to the kitchen. And you're hungry, okay. Yeah, And the kitchen is like the you know, it's like the soul of the house where

anybody hangs out. It's where you get to know people. Yeah, I feel it's easier to you know, like strike a conversation in the kitchen then okay, assuming in the living room or everywhere else, everybody's watching the game and being lowed. So if you want to talk to someone, So, how did you strike up a conversation? Or maybe she struck up the conversation? How did things get going? Well? I think she started flaring me by joking and saying that

do you know anything about football? And then I just kind of like follow along without like, oh, yes, how much is uh? Is a field goal? That? Wow? I was thinking I would have got defensive, but like, how dare you? I'll tell you the quarterbacks name? And that's a good move though. It's a good judge on her part too, to see how aggressive the dude is, you know, because you don't want to date like the know it

all in the room. Yeah, and for the food. It's a weird thing though to see somebody woman explaining football too. I get it. I get it. You're completely right, But if you look at this woman, you'd be like, yeah, anything you say it was sexy, that's all right. So how do things go from there? Uh? You know, we start of making drinks and and just talking. But I don't know if I was just nervous or anxious, but I just ended up saying like douchy stuff, like what

do you mean? What did you say? Watching the game in a pretty big TV, and then all of a sudden, it's kind of like a out of body experience where I just saw myself, Hey, my TV's bigger than that one. Oh no, I think that TV's big. Oh yeah, But we've all had that moment where you're like looking at yourself and you're like, why are you still talking? Yeah? What did she say when you were bragging about your TV? Was she like rolling her eyes or was she like,

oh tell me more? No? No, no, I mean she laughed and I just put it off and I got lucky on thing. So she tried to move on from the moment, Okay, but she was still interested in you after that. Yeah. Yeah. We continued to talk and just get to know each other, and it was time for her to leave and she was going to order an over and I said, you know, let me just drive you home and we can continue to talk and just connect.

And uh. We finally get her place and she asked me to come up okay to see her big TV. So did you? Yeah, of course I came up. You kidding me? Touchdown? Field goal? Would you get first down? Nothing happened, Nothing happened? Oh wow. Yeah. We just sat, We had a drink or two, We talked. We talked, and we talked, and she's like, oh, I gotta get waited for my week and I was like, that's my cute. So did you just do you think she was waiting for you to make a move. I didn't get that

kind of vibe. It was I don't know it was it was. It was just weird. I didn't like I wanted to. But at the same time, this is just me meeting her and yeah, the fine line between being respectful and not too absolutely okay, So how long were you in her place before you had to leave? No, it wasn't long. Twenty minutes. To her credit. Maybe she like, you know, sometimes you get a little over excited, like you're in the car, You're in the moment, you're like, yeah,

come up, or maybe that's what I should do. I should invite him up and then once you're up there you oh, man, I gotta get up in the morning. Yeah that's true. Okay, so what happened after you left your place? What's happened since that night? I've texted, I've called, no answer, So I'm really confused. Sounds like someone needs a hail Mary. We're gonna be done with a football pun. Yeah, we're gonna man explain all the football stuff to Alexis

during this break, and then when we come back. I'm hoping that you guys can guide me through the game winning drive. Okay, okay, we go, let's end on that play song. We'll come back. We'll call GENAF. We're you can try and get your second day update. All right, thank you? All right, hold on second d just read a study. Every time a football game happens, a baby is born. That's a fact. I mean, there must be a connection there that football leads to be babies. No,

I don't know, I don't know why. It felt like now you made it weird. That's how our listener, Brian ended up meeting a woman named Gina at a football viewing party and He ended up driving her home that night, even got the invite to join her in her place. Yeah. I was only there for about a half an hour before the night was pretty much over and he had to leave. So now can't reach her and he's calling in the pros. That's us supposedly, then find out the

reason why. Brian, you're ready to do this, man, let's do it. You got your pads on, Okay, you got your jockstrap on. We don't need a jock strap. I'm just saying it's good to have protective gear before we go into these phone calls. Always use protection. Brother. Nope, he's adjusting. Nervous guy, Oh, I don't think you should be too nervous. It doesn't sound like you did anything really stupid. I mean, at least from your side of

the story. Yeah, you know anything. If you did do something stupid, then we're gonna find out what you did right now. And we're pretty dumb. So, yeah, she doesn't. I love you dumb people. Somebody does, thank god. Yeah, we're just gonna take it as love. All right. Let's styal Gina's phone number and see if she answers, see what she has to say. Okay, here we go. Hello. Hey, is this Gina speaking Gina? What's up? My name is Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

I'm sorry. Who oh no, Yeah, it's okay. It always happens like this. Wow, Hi, Gina, who is this? Yeah? Yeah, so you're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. That's Brooke. My name's Jeff. We have Jose and alexis here too. I'm sorry, I'm so caught off guard. There seems like there's a lot of people on the phone. I didn't I didn't even know they still had radio station. It's like a real radio station. Yeah. Yeah, we have a full team here. Nope, we got a

podcast too. Yeah. Yeah. We're a dying breeze, but we're trying to move into the future, so one of us will be gone soon. I'm sure the point of this call, I mean, you sound legit. So we got two almost compliments in a five minute period. It's amazing. But look, we're trying to get a little bit of help for one of our listeners. His name's Brian, and you met him the other day. I met him the other day. Yeah,

you met him at a football viewing party. They were talking about the the Brian that drove me home, that gave me a ride home. Yes, that's the Brian, the one that you invited up to your apartment after he dropped you off, and he, like he said, he hung out at your place for like a half hour. He has a crush out you. He likes you. I don't mean it sound conceited, but a lot of people do. I mean, I'm an exercise rider. I'm a jockey. I

ride race horses. Oh you're not going to crust. You do it, and they get you like a following the pot dudes to follow you those tight pants. Yeah. So the point I'm making is I a very busy and Okay, the whole point is that Brian had a really nice time hanging out with you that day, and he wants to do that again. I'm I'm assuming that was some of his texts. No, what, I wasn't sure if we would be a good match, so I invited him upstairs then put him through my test. So your test test,

there's a test upstairs. Make you sit down with what test? Because we talked to him before we spoke to you, and he didn't mention anything about having to do a test. Well, I didn't tell him I was testing them. Oh a secret test? What's your test? Well, I just I'm a very active person and I one of my pet peeves is I have no tolerance for men that are lazy, and he just seems like one of those lazy types.

After I put him to my test, and it was a very simple test, okay, zest he seemed lazy after he offered to drive you home from the party that you guys attend. Physical I mean I can turn left and right on the weed. I like how you say lazy person in Jose is automatically defended in the room right now. How do you tell? How do you tell if he's lazy or not? What do you do? So I'm bringing out the drinks from the kitchen, and I purposely knocked the remote off the end table to see

if he'd be a gentleman and pick it up. And he did, but after I gave him the look, okay, So he passed the test, but he didn't pass the test of the way you would have liked him to. I don't need a guy that's a couch potato. If you can't move three feet to your left and pick up a guard remote control something. You you're the one that knocked it over that You know he should have grabbed the dream tray in the first place, didn't you say he picked up the remote though, Yeah, the death

stair brook. Yeah, but I had to give him the look. And then he walks over to get the remote and he doesn't even like bend down to get it. It reaches forward like it was contaminated or something like it had s just like, here's your boat. This is strange. I mean, the person he described that he hung out with it was different than who you seem to be. You know, I don't think. I don't know. Maybe I had too much to drop that night, because I am

very caught off guard by this phone call. Yeah. I think Brian is very caught off guard by this phone call too, because he never mentioned any of this and he's finding all of this out for the first time to tell you. He's on the other line listening and he definitely needs to talk to you bright Wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, here, I've heard the whole thing. It's the Brian test. Come on, like, really, come on, I'm not a catch potato. And yeah, I did not bet my knees. But guess what I have

pelo tend nites. N Okay, I don't really know if that's a selling point if you're trying to get medical Okay, you know I'm not gonna tell you that right away. You know, the envirotment to your apartment. I mean, do you think that maybe you you judged him too quickly? Absolutely not. Did you just hear what he said? I totally called it is patello tendonities just because I haven't shut me out like that and brand me as a

couch potato because I have issues with my knees. I mean, maybe he has issues because he was so active that he was overused him. Yeah, actually that's what my doctor said. Okay. And I think maybe the reason that he didn't want to get up and wanted to stay on the couches, he wanted to just be close next to you. Can you imagine ten years from now you could just see Brian all laying out on the couch with ten to night it. How do you think your knees are going

to be in ten years? After jockey so much? She's a jockeys, right, I do yoga? Brian, I can't be with someone that just sits on there and watches football. So why the hell in the world which you're gonna football party to sit you down? And what's a football game? I'm so active? Shut up, Brian, those kid on the couch with your bad needs and another radio station because

this is a third I'm already here. Yeah, okay, well before you go call him about the rat, before you call the other radio station, Brian, let this radio station ask a question first, because we'd like to send you guys out on another date. Yeah, there's passion. There's definitely passion. There's something. What do you mean another state? Well, go on a date with Brian. Okay, sure, we'll offer to send you on a first date on us. If Brian wants to date, he can go to the retirement home

or assisted living because he's not coming back here. That's a good idea, Brian, are you close to an assisted living facility? I don't want to have to walk too far and knees. Everybody's knees sucked. Well, Brian, up for it really asking you. I'd call you guys for home. And now I'm being shamed because I have ten of the nighties and my knees come off like serisy. Hey, it's not going to be forever. Man. Like a little rest and some ice and ibuprofen. It'll get better. God

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