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Second Date Update UPDATE PODCAST: Shark Boy

Feb 25, 202118 min
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We have an update from a couple that came on our show last year! It's the one and only, SHARK BOY! We can't wait to hear how they're doing!

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Bread and butter wines pair with the life moments you love, offering a rich and Jamie Cabernet Sauvignon, a silky smooth piano now Are, and a buttery Chardonnay. Bread and butter wines are delicious. Find a bread and butter wines in your favorite store. Second date Update. A woman emailed us for a second Date update recently named Jamie, and in her email, Jamie says she gets hit on by guys all the time and she's so over it. Good on you, Jamie, girl.

Preaching to the choir. My LinkedIn account is like a thirst trap. Every time I log in there, I got these billionaire CEOs DM and me like, hey, Jeff, I got a job for you if you're interested. And I'm like, oh, well, maybe you should have made your LinkedIn profile pick that shirtless one you have. I don't know what LinkedIn was a thirsty Yeah. I'm getting a lot of hits on my account. What can I say? So, Jamie, I feel you You're gonna go? Where are you? If you're getting

hit on so much? Why are you on the phone with us? I find that most guys, especially if they're attractive, are kind of the same. Okay, there's not a lot going on, right, And so I'm guessing you met one that was hot and smart, Yes, and amazingly original. Does he have a name? Jeremy? Where'd you meet? Jeremy? Met online? And he had the best pickup line ever. No, it's awesome. So he texted me said do you like water? And I said yeah, and he wrote good because you already

like seventy percent of me. Yeah, that's so bad. Oh my god, he's a funny dude. Oh my gosh, I love it. You loved it. So how did the conversation go? It was awesome. And then so he invited me to dinner and we was left Chinese. So we did that and like when you walked in, I was like, oh my god, he's totally adorable. My gun, you were so excited. What were you feeling? Were you nervous? Were you I was probably nervous, But like he looked like the cutest shark,

Like he looked like a shark. Are you stuff again? Why do you say it looked like a shark because his eyes were like far apart, like on each side of his head a little bit. I don't know. Typically that's not a good thing. So, I mean, I grew up in small town, Idaho, and you gotta watch out for those eyes. Mean, you know, it's usually a sign of I don't know. I just I thought it was adorable, like he was like my little stuffed shark. You know. I really hope you didn't say it to him though. No, okay,

but he was seriously cute, Harriet. We're gonna trust you on that one because the description isn't matching up. But now, yeah, so, how how was the romantic connection between you and shark boy? It was intense, definite chemistry. We had a lot in common. Okay, we were both It was so simpy, but it was so cool. We were both our high school mascots. Oh okay, I will say I think that that takes a particular personality. And if you can be a mascot, you probably are

attracted to other mascots, and that's why you're so well going. Probably. Yeah, were you the sharks at your high school? I was an Indian questionable these days? Okay, Yeah, don't post those pictures online? Do you apologize to all our listeners who are going to be offended? Please tell me he was something like a tiger. Please please tell me a tiger. Yeah, hippo hippo? Oh my god. I can't think of a worse high school mascot than like quicksand maybe would be

worse god quicksand we suck. But you have to understand I collect hippos. Wow, we just came full circle? Are you being for real? That's what did you sign? I collect hippos? Jamie? We we have to ask is is this a real call? Yeah? And second is this real? This doesn't even this sounds like you're making this up. I mean, think about it, Jamie. You went out with a guy whose eyes here so far apart he looked like a shark. You were mascots, you're incredibly racist, and

you collect shippos. Plus, okay, you have a break these dud How are you guys? Listen? Listen, I believe in love. I think your date has gone great so far in chemistry, even though these guys think you're a weirdo together. I gotta tell you, it's a really bad sign. When Jose signs off is a sign of approval on a date. So did you kiss shark boy? He paid for dinner? Okay? And we were leaving and I could tell he was nervous, so I actually walked him to his car and it

was like the time for like maybe a kiss to happen. Yeah, and then you're done. But he didn't do it like he just said. He was like, I gotta go, I'll call you a bit, and it kind of ended abruptly. You So, what's your theory. Why do you think he's not calling him a bit? I think he liked me, but he's just nervous or he didn't see you call because of his eyes. Oh my god, you got him alright, alright, nod together together. I'm so sorry. Yes, we're gonna play

a song. We're gonna pull it together, and we're gonna come back and we're gonna call this guy and get your second date update. Okay, oh guy, mkay, we love you. Hold on. You're in the middle of a second date update update, and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you here Part two. Okay, Yes, okay, we've composed ourselves. Yes, we got the giggles out. We're ready to focus. Professionals. If you're just tuning in, we're on the phone with Jamie and she recently went out

with a guy that she met online named Jeremy. Do you see how serious his voice is? They took a drive, then they bonded over both being high school mascots. He was a hippo, she was something that's not PC to say. And that night at the Chinese Staunt, it was a feeding frenzy. Nothing was left on that plate, but things did go well. Yeah, that's good. Jamie even thought she was going to get a kiss at the end of the night, but instead Jeremy said he'd call her, and

that has not happened. Yea, So she's looking for our help. And I really want to get you another date. Okay, Jamie, and I want another date. I've dated a lot of guys. This is the one. Okay, let's not put too much pressure on it before we call him. A lot of fish in the sea, but this is the shark that has stolen her heart. All right, Let's call him and see if we can get you a second date. Update. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Can I speak to

Jeremy please, Jeremy speaking. Hey Jeremy, My name is Jeffrey from radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a moment to talk with us. How can I help you, guys? Well, we do something on our show called a second Date Update, and that's where if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards they're not calling you back, you can reach out to us and will give them a call to try and figure out the reason why. And recently, you went out

on a date with a woman named Jamie. Oh okay, gotcha all right, So you're not calling her back and that's a little bit confusing to her because she says that she had a great time with you that night. Okay, So she told you about her date, Yeah, yeah, I mean she mentioned a few things she said that you guys met online, and she mentioned that she was attracted to your look and your personality, and she said you had an awesome pickup line about the water the water thing.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. See, even you tickle both yourself. So she told us that she thought there was even going to be a kiss at the end of the night, but you just got in your car and kind of took off and got out of there. So it kind of say mixed messages, and she wants to know, like, what's going on? Why aren't you getting back to her. We have a lot in common. We were both like mascots in our high school, right. She mentioned that that you were the hippos and yeah, whoa woomp is that

what you did? Yeah? Yeah, one more time, please you do like a big woom woomp pomp, And then everybody in the stadium goes whoop, woomp pomp. Yeah. It's actually way cooler than I expected it to be. Yeah, So what's the deal then, why aren't you calling her? Um? Well, it's really not been that long. Um, it's only been I think what seven I mean a weekend doesn't matter. Are you just playing the super cool game? And you're gonna wait like a month and a half before you

call the back? You know. Look, she told you guys that we went out for Chinese food. Okay, so at the end of a meal at a Chinese restaurant, you get a fortune cookie. Yeah, And I'd looked down at this fortune cookie at the end of our date and it actually made my heart skip a beat. Seriously, was one of those like Fate is telling me something right now, or it's just a fortune cookie that was made in a giant factory and hold on, they come to you for a reason they get one for you, says the

guy who buys scratch lotto tickets. All right, anyway, all right, Jeremy, what does it say? It says you're not with the right person in your life right now? Old love comes back? Oh no, you're not over your X, are you? Is that what we're hearing? There's one person who Yeah, I still definitely have feelings for it, but it's the fortune more than it is like the possibility of that. Do

stop pose? I mean like you're making you're making life decisions based on what a cookie is telling you, like fortune You guys, listen, I mean you've got to say that out loud right and think that that is pretty ridiculous. I don't think it's that crazy, Like, yeah, sure, there's definitely some superstition in there, but like some it's all super Jeremy, Like, you liked her? So have you heard

from your X then? Or have you not? I have not? Um? Okay, So it's a waiting game, I think, is what the fortune cookie stopped like, oh okay, how long do we have to wait? So right now I was thinking a month? Can't I don't get committed to anyone for a month and I see what happened. Okay, is that the time limit on the fortune Cookie? I mean, here's the thing. You're reading so much into this. They the fortune Cookie could have been talking about something totally different than a

romantic partner. Do you have saying like you you're not with the right person right? I literally looked up and saw her staring into my eyes across the table. So she did everything right. It was just the cookie, I mean almost like the problem was that everything was going too right. Fortune Cookie was like, take a step back, Well, yeah, what do you tell someone? Well, I guess we don't have to tell her anything because Jeremy already did. Because Jeremy,

we didn't let you know this before. But Jamie's been on the other line listening this entire time, and she wants to talk to you. You're not serious, Fortune says, I am Jamie. Hi, Hey, it's Jeremy. Sexually, it's good to hear from you. I guess so I heard what you said, and I get it. I mean we talked about fate and right place, right time and signs and thinks. I just wish I just wish I didn't say that,

because we good connection. I will say It's not that I don't want to go out with you forever now, it's just if something happens in the next month, I would feel remiss to not follow up on that. You know, like maybe another fortune will come up, you know, maybe you get Chinese food more often and next time I'll get a fortune. That's like, no, no, that was right. We just regarde. Yeah, is that how it works? Yes? I have the lucky numbers on the back of my

fortune cookie too. What if I guess the lucky numbers? Would that be a good sign? If I can guess some of the lucky numbers, makes just as much sense as taking your dating advice from a fortune cookie. So let's try it, Okay, I mean, how about just let's just try to land one of them? All right, that's more realistic. I got I have a number in my gut. Oh, okay, what is it? Okay? Eleven? Eleven? That's the number I

was thinking. I'm not even joking, Jerry. Maybe you're supposed to date brook Brook believes now now you're about it. Just felt like hippo at eleven we're together for some reason? What is it is? Eleven? There is eleven? There? I'm invested. Now, yeah there, Dan, Oh my god, did she just override the cookie? No, here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking,

the eleventh of next month. Second date. Wait, Jeremy, she guessed the number on your fortune cookie, and that seems like a sign for me to ask you if you'd like to go out on another date with her, because we'll pay for it. You know, my superstition is getting the best of me. Guys, I'm sticking with the eleventh of next month. It's in the start. Oh come on, well, he's not right. Will you wait that long? Jamie? Do you want to wait that long? I can wait until

the eleventh. Oh see, hey, look, this doesn't mean you guys can't text each other and talk. You just can't meet until the eleventh. Yeah. I mean, if you want to send me a few picks before the eleventh, it would be nice at least see you again, maybe dress up in your high school mascot. Stop. So, Jeremy, I will see you on the eleventh. I'm marking at my calendar right now. All right, Well, I'm looking forward to it. Congratulations, Jamie, we got you your second date. Just you have to

wait a little bit huzza. Okay, huzza. I hear your girl Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That was a second date update from a few months ago. And our producers have been reaching out to Jeremy and Jamie and finally one of them has responded. Only one. Right now, we've got Jamie back on the line. Jamie, thanks for joining us again. Hi, that's a sad one. Please don't tell me there was another fortune cookie in between the time we talked in the eleventh and you were supposed

to go on a date. Yeah, what happened Jamie? Well, the eleventh was coming, that was supposed to be our date, and um, well I got a d M from Jeremy and it said that he had gotten involved with his ex. So he did hook back up with his ex. Yeah, yeah, so you know, I'm sorry and we have a good story. Really. I was trying to tell your producer when he called it, I don't have any updates and I and so I felt like, I, why are we doing this? I wasn't like, you guys down, why are we shaming me for being

stood up? That's not what we're doing. We just wanted to hear from me. I mean and that's real life. Many But here's the thing, Jamie, because actually there is something else that you don't know what What turns out, Jeremy did respond to our email. He did, and he's actually on the other line wanting to say something to you. Sprise like that. Jeremie there, Hey, Jamie, Wow, Hi? What are you just there to rub salt in the wound? You talk about how great you're No, no, no, here's

what happened though. We went on a couple of dates and it was like we really didn't click anymore. And I've gotten a fortune or two between lean now and then. It makes me think like maybe I messed up big. This is exhausting. I feel like I need to buy I need to buy stock and Panda Express just because of Jeremy and his dating life. Wait are you asking

her out again right now? What's going on? Yeah? I feel really bad about how it played out, But honestly, I think like maybe we went through all of this for a reason. Okay, that you can you can know that there's no other better option out there, real solid. What do you think, Jamie? Are you going to give Jeremy a second, second, chanced, a third chance? Well? No, I can't count that high. I can only go two seconds.

I think I just need to check my rounds first. Like, honestly, your ruins, what is your rooms at the Pebbles Cut You've never done runs. Honestly, it sounds like you and Jeremy are meant for each other. Between your fortune cookies and your roouns, you guys are gonna make amazing relationship. Oh my god, just don't go out when mercury is in retrog that. It sounds like you two are going to go out again, though I need to protect my fortune before I do any of this. Well, I don't

want to do another one. Keep us some updating you guys. Thanks for being on with us again. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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