Second Date Update UPDATE PODCAST: Blurry Love

their broccols. They always eat healthy. They got hot somehow. Yeah, and you would know about the broccoli store if you were a hot person. So why I don't, Yeah, dang it, I know about the Cheeto store. Is that the same? Not quite? Maybe there's one more place that hot people like to meet up. That's the optometrist. What No, that's where Melissa says that she met her date. And I can't wait to get the low down on this, Melissa. How would you rate this guy on a scale from

the top of the eye chart to the bottom. What are we talking about? It's the big e Okay, Okay, So it's like he doesn't look better in one eye than the other. It's not your right eye or your left eye, it's both eyes. Right. I spent a lot of time with the Automatriss because I have really bad eyes. So maybe I only got that. What's the name of mister big e Gus? What? Actually? What? Gus? Gus? Gus? You ask us? Yeah, you know what, it's funny the name Gus. You have to like a guy named Gus. Yeah,

you can't meet a Gus. It's not nice. Was he nice? He was so nice? Yeah? Who doesn't want to hang out with Gus? All right? So how did how did you and Gus come to meet? Basically, we were both in the waiting room at our automatrous office and we both started talking about how bad our vision is. And he actually made a really kind of creepy but funny comment. Okay, what do you say? He said? My eyes are still bad. I wish I could trade my eyes for yours. Oh,

this guy's a keeper. Did you tell him that that was a little off pudding? Or were you like, yeah, baby, here's my number, here's my left eyeball. Well I could see he was a joke, kig. So I was just like you shouldn't say that you don't know me. He was like, yeah, I guess that was kind of creepy. Sorry, So what is that when he made the move to ask you out on a date? No, not quite. So he went in for his appointment before I did, so he actually left a note for the receptionist done his

way out with his number on it. Oh that's pretty cute. That's a bold move. Yeah, okay, So did you guys go out on a date? Then? Yeah, we actually did. We went to a mini golf club. Oh that's that's a great date. It's always good on a first date to have an activity. What's a mini golf club? Hub? And I was like, oh, I'm imagining like a country club, but just really really tiny. You drank beer and you played mini golf is what she did? Nothing my idea sounds like fine? How was it? The mini golf pub

was a lot of fun? Okay? What was like a big highlight for you? We kind of bond it because he told me that it was his first real date since his wife dumped him. Oh yeah, yeah, and I've actually told him I was married before also, so you know, we bonded over the fact that it's really hard to date again. It's awkward. Oh man, but that might be it, Like, maybe he's not calling you back because it was his first date. You know what I'm saying, Like, maybe he

wants to play the field a little bit. That's not what I was saying. Oh, Jeffrey, I don't know what you're saying. I mean, yeah, I thought maybe that was why. But at the end of the night, it was kind of weird because he seems like he wanted to kiss me, Like he was looking at me, and you know, it's the look on his face seemed like he was thinking that. So I just said, you know, if you want to kiss me, I'll probably let you. Oh, and I like that very coy. But he was just like maybe in

a minute, and then he never did. Oh you didn't go in for the kiss. Then, oh, it probably means he doesn't want to kiss you and maybe in a minute. Who puts it off? Who's like procrastinating the first kid? He's really nervous. I don't know. I mean, here's the thing, he's a really, really good looking guy. We did have good conversation. I just think maybe I did scare him. Maybe it was too far for him, or maybe he freaked out and realized she's not ready to date. I

don't know. It's possible that he feels bad that he didn't take the opportunity to kiss you, and so now he's just too afraid to even try. Yeah. Maybe, but I've been texting him, so I don't understand why. You know, I've given him the option to still hang out, so he should know that I'm interested. Yeah, and you won't pressure him to kiss you next time. Huh Right? All right, Well, we're gonna play a song we'll come back called Gus

and try to get your second date update. All right, all right, sounds good, all right, and if it doesn't work out, then maybe we'll have to go back to the Optomatris office and find another blindy to go out with. Okay, right, okay, hold on, Melissa update. If you're just tuning in for today's second date update, We're on the phone with Melissa. Melissa as a sucker for shy recently divorced men with terrible eyesight turns me on brownie points if they hint

at stealing her body parts too. That was her description. Yeah, really, Because she met Gus at the Optomatris office, where he joked about how he would kill to get her eyes. She thought that was cute, so they went out to a mini golf bar and bonded over the fact they've both been divorced. But then there was a weird moment towards the end of the night where Melissa said something, what did you say again, Melissa? I said, you know, if you want to kiss me, I'll probably let you.

It sounds like a good line. And did he kiss you? No? He did not. No Kissa for Melissa, Oh that the whole time I did it. It took me like seven minutes to think of that one song. God, I got it in. Oh man, Melissa, I think that it's pretty confident of you to even hit him back after he didn't kiss you. What he means to say is it was stupid, stupid, But I would have felt I would have felt pretty like, I don't know, rejected. So good on you for like persevering and trying to get a

date with this guy he's politely calling you dumb. Okay, Well, I know that I said he was quiet and everything, but I really really like him. I mean, that's why I'm calling to try and get him on the phone. Probably he basically has the best combination of great looks and personality. Okay, quiet guys and quiet and hot. That's why I like him. Just shut up and be beautiful over there, Gus. Well, let's give Gus a call and see if we can try and get you a second date. Update. Okay, great,

thank you so much. All right, here we go. Hi, can I speak to Gus please? There's a guess Hey, guess this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How can I help you? I'm calling you to talk to you about your dating life. Do you have a minute to talk to us? Sure? Nice, I was hoping you'd say that, Oh, why would you want to talk to me about my dating life? Well, because somebody told us that you're really hot and good

at dating. Well I am really hot. Who would say that? You're like? Who wouldn't say that is what you mean? Guess? Well, we got an email from a girl named Melissa Lyssa. Yeah, she said she recently went on a date with you, and now you're not responding when she's trying to text you and call you, So she wants to know why. Uh, We had a great time, but yeah, a little intense.

So she did say that there was a little bit of an awkward moment where maybe she said something that she shouldn't have and she mentioned that, you know, if you tried to kiss me right now, I probably wouldn't say no or something along those lines. And then you didn't kiss her yet. Yeah, I just I felt a little awkward at that moment, But that's not the reason why I didn't call her back. Oh my god, you knew you were not going to call her back even

before then. Yeah, we kind of had a conversation earlier and they got me a bit worried just talking about my ex wife and her ex relationships mentioned too, right, Yeah, she said that she was divorced. You don't want to date a divorced woman. Well, I mean, I'm divorced as well, but it's just the fact that her her other partners are deceased. They died. There's two of them. What she told me, they passed the same way, but she wouldn't tell me exactly how, and that really got me thinking

all kinds of stuff. Oh wait, hold on, she told you she has two ex husbands. Apparently her ex husband's fine, but her two ex partners has passed away, and I didn't want to be number three. I don't remember what happened. Like, that's your assumption is that she's the one that did the job. She didn't want to say would happen because that's a little shady. He didn't want to It could be something really personal, like why would you think that you're going to die if you date her? That's silly.

I mean, people die all the time from these weird stuff. That's why they make these true crime documentaries. Yeah, I saw this one where the bunch of guys were poisoned by this lady named the Black Widow. And she didn't did it for fun. Maybe it could be her. Melissa took you mini golfing and put it on the side, wanted to poison you sound she reels you in. You can barely see. But this is crazy. You need to be cautious. Well, Gus, don't you want to, like ask

her about this directly? Well I kind of did, and she didn't want to talk about it, So I mean, there's not much more I can say. Well, maybe she'd be more open to talking about it now because she has been on the other line get the out of here. What the hell? Yeah, sorry, she's really there. She wants to talk to Melissa. Oh, I gues, I'm Melissa. I didn't know you were on the other line. Yeah I can tell. Oh hi, Oh Melissa, aren't you pissed? He

thinks that you're like a serial killer. I'm not pissed. I guess I didn't want to talk about it. I guess I didn't think about how weird that would sound for you. Gus. Yeah, well it was weird that you didn't want to talk about it. Yeah, okay, well it's about to get weirder. Wait. Is this where you admit that you actually did it? No? No, so I can't believe I haven't been saying this right now. Um, my husband's fine, well, ex husband. But I had two boyfriends

who died during um passion. What passion? What does that mean? No? Like um intimacy? Wait, you have two ex boyfriends who died in the sack with you? Yeah? How old are these ex boyfriends? They're not that old? Hold on, you put them in a sack? No? No? Wait wait Melissa, Yeah, is this recent? No? Not really. I mean I've been married since then and he's fine. I mean, everything worked out except the divorced part, obviously, but he was fine.

So Melissa, I just want to get some clarification. Did they die because you're like really good at that stuff or was it like an accident? Did you drown them? I don't know what your bedroom activities look like usually, guess, but now I'm afraid for Melissa. I was thinking hard attacks. What are we talking about, Melissa? Yeah, I guess I could just be a lot for some men, and so I just I usually have to warn my relationships going into it. Wow. Oh god, Now, Gus, does that sound

scarier or more like a challenge for you? I'm not sure. I mean it sounds like a good thing. She's so kinky, you might die, bro. Mount Everest is not small bedroom. Wait. Yes, um, you're not just interested in me, in me because of what you heard about me? Right, It's not just because these two guys died in bed with me? Right? No, those aren't the only two reasons. There's only one reason there, Gus. No, I'm not just interested in you because I might die

being with you? All right? Okay? Good cell? Was that good enough for you? Melissa? Yeah? I don't know. I just you know, when people hear that about me, I don't want them to think of me differently. You know, it's a little bit different thing to hear. But I still did you. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I'm a little bit more interested and intrigued. All right, Well, in that case, Gus, we'd love to send you and

Melissa out on another date. We'll pay for it. I mean, we won't pay for the funeral costs after she kills you in the bedroom, but the date could be fun. Yeah. Well, I don't think it's me you're gonna have to be worried about. Said the other two guys too. I mean in the bedroom, not the funeral parlor. So is that a yes? Is that what you're saying? Gus? Do you want to go out with her again? Heck? Yeah? All right, all right, Melissa, we got you a second date. Great,

thank you and Jeffrey in the morning. So that was a second date update from a little while back. Oh my gosh, it was. It was a good one. And today we were supposed to have Melissa and Gus back on for a second date update update. Don't tell me we couldn't get a hold of Gus. Do not tell me he's dead. Here's the thing we were. We were an email communication with Gus earlier in the week, but he's been a no show all morning long, so we've only got Melissa on the phone. Oh he could have

gotten cold feet. Welcome back, Thank you? And I mean I think everybody's wondering the same thing. You didn't kill him, did you? I mean, normally that would be a joke, but considering your dating history, I'm kind of serious. Did something happened? No, of course I did not kill Gus. Yeah, that's what all murderers say. Do you know where is he? You know, I don't know where he is or why he hasn't come on. I think he probably was just too embarrassed to come on again and admit that he

just couldn't handle it. He couldn't handle Oh we need detail. What does that mean? You could be still sleeping and resting up. He's in a coma, right. Yeah, what happened? I mean radio friendly? But what happened? Give us the tea. So after our second date update, we did go out a few times and we were seeing each other for a couple of weeks, and when we went out again, I warned him I said, for real, this is going to be intense, and he was like, yeah, yeah, of

course I can handle it. But I don't think he really understood what intense meant. I don't think you're so casual about this. Do you teach lessons? Yeah? I mean, is there a school? Do you strap him down? Like? What happens? I'm not gonna give you details like that. Let's just say we we got together a couple of times we dated, and I'll just put it this way. He cried a lot. Sounds painful now? Was he cried in a good happy way? Are in a scared child?

In a cornerway? Um? More the ladder? Oh? So what happened? I mean he probably wouldn't like that. I'm telling you this, but he backed out of our relationship after that, and now I'm single again. Okay, that just got a lot of people excited. Yeah, our text board is blowing up right now. So I don't think you're gonna be single for very long. Lot of dudes want you to make them cry while they say that now just like us. Oh wow, Well, it's one of those things where it's

like curiosity killed the cat, right the cat? Yeah? Yeah, killed the Gus, that's exactly what happened. Well, thanks for updating us, Melissa, Yeah, no problem, And anybody text into seven eight five nine two if you've seen Gus, just let us know that he's okay. Where are you guys? Take a picture of him holding the newspaper. Place