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Second Date Update UPDATE PODCAST: Arrested Development

Sep 05, 201917 min
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Rooking jewels, second data day. There are a lot of exciting things that can happen on a first date. You could maybe go skydiving together. That'd be exciting. You could find out that they're just as into Jella wrestling as you are. That's another exciting thing. Or the police could get involved. That's always fun. Actually, apparently that's what happened on Miranda's first date. Who's on the phone to do a second date update right now. We'll get into that

in just a second. But what's up, Miranda? How are you? I'm really good? How are you are? We like on a collect call from a correctional service right now? From home? Okay, house arrest? I get it. I know it's the other way around. Oh no, we'll get into the cop thing in just a second, but first, tell us about the dude you want to call today. What's his name? His name is Will? Well? All right, and how did you meet Will? I met him on Tinder? Actually, okay, so

it's no wonder cops got involved in. What's stuck out about Will? On Tinder? Oh? He was adorable, I mean he was cute. It seemed like we would have a lot in comment and then we met up and he was just a cute person. So you liked him a lot. I did, I sure did. We talked a couple of times and then I've been dying to see this movie and he agreed to go with me, and yeah, it seemed to be going pretty well for a while. So

a movie date that's always I mean, that's a good date, right. Yeah, he was like a gentleman, you know, he bought popcorn and you know, it was really cute and sweet, and it seemed to be going really well and then it went downhill. Okay, so let's get into the downhill part. Your email mentioned the police, and yeah, yeah, the movie

was great. He was totally sweet, like, you know, putting his hand in my arm, like I got a little emotional at the end, and he was so sensitive and really just cool and so of course it kind of turned me on. And you know, he was going to drive me home afterwards because I had to get to work early the next day, and we just started making out in his car just down the street from my apartment. Oh my god, it's like you're sixteen all over again, Obe, and you're out. It was so cute. It was adorable

and literally like We're so carried away. And then all of a sudden there was a knock on the window and it scared the crap of me. Oh my gosh, the police were there. Oh yeah, did I think you guys were like hooking up in public or something? Yeah, well decent. No, I was just kidding. It wasn't indecent. Next order, so it was just like, hey, you guys can't do this here. You know, it's a residential area.

And so he was really cool, but then he was just like, you know, we just need to run your IDs and just make sure you're not, like, you know, trying to do something else. And you're like, oh, okay, okay, And so the police just ran my ID, came back and then ran Will's ID and came back and asked him to get out of the car shut up. What did they find? Honestly, I have no idea, but I was like kind of freaking out. And then all of a sudden, like he went around to the car and

they cuffed him and they took him away. I got out of the car and was like, what is going on? And the cop was just like, I'm not at liberty to discuss this with you now. I'm you'll have to take it up anyway. So he was taken off and I went home. Wait wait, wait, were you in his car like we were stranded or did you mean we were only like a block from my house? So you know, the cop said, you know, do you need to ride home? How are you going to good home? And I was like, well,

I'll just walk. Oh did you get to give him a good night kiss before you walked home? Or were they? Were they not cool with that? No? No? What that was it? Okay? Wait, why do you want to call this guy again? Because I don't know, getting arrested on your first date kind of a red flag, I know, But then I thought to myself, it could be a bunch of parking tickets or something like a serious crime.

And I want to give him the benefit of the doubt because it was so out of left field from his personality and the way he acts all night like such a gentleman. So I thought maybe if I could find out so you liked him enough that despite him being arrested, you still want to try to go out with him again. Yeah, I haven't heard from him at all. I mean I texted him a couple of times, and then I called him, but I haven't heard back, so I don't know if he's still locked up or he's

just embarrassed. Wow. Well, I guess we'll play a song and we'll dial that phone over that you have and see if he picks up. If not, then maybe you can I don't know, search some sort of registered somewhere to see if hen gets a visitation time. I don't know. I'd just like to know if this guy is, you know, a crazy serial killer or I just got caught up in the wrong thing at the wrong time. All right, that's good. Well we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second day update

right after this. Okay, sounds good. All right, hang on looking Jubil in the morning dates. Miranda is on the phone to do a second date update, and if you miss the first part. Miranda likes the bad boys, or at least one bad boy, but we don't know how bad he is. She went out with a dude named Will to the movies. After the movie, he was driving

her home. They ended up parking near her house and making out for a while, and then cops knocked on the window because they thought they might be doing something else in the car. Anyway, long story short, they ended up running their IDs. She was cool because she doesn't have any warrants or hasn't broken the law, but her date Will ended up actually getting arrested and she ended up walking home and she hasn't spoken with him since.

So we're about to get him on the phone. We'll see if we can get him on the phone and then find out why he's not calling her back and hopefully find out why he got arrested. I really want to know that, all right, Miranda, are you ready? I am so ready? Are you sure you want to do this? Because you're like, well, maybe it's just speeding tickets or he's a serial killer. I feel like, if that's even

an option, you should just move on. I know, but he's like the first guy that I've connected to in a long, long time, and I just want to know what happened. Okay, Well, I'm Gonnadalla's phone of her right now and see if he picks up. Here we go, Hello, Hey, I was looking for Will. Yeah, this is well, well, how are you doing? Man? This is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. Who is this Jewil from Brook? And Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Oh okay,

what's going on? Not much. I'm calling you today because we actually had one of our listeners email us about you. Okay, her name is Miranda. Oh all right, And Miranda emailed us saying that she'd really like to go out with you again, but you haven't answered any of her phone calls or texts, and she was trying to figure out why. Yeah. That was kind of a a tough experience. So yeah, that's I just haven't called her back. She told us about your date, but I kind of want to hear from

your perspective. Did you like your time with Miranda? Yeah? I mean absolutely, But I mean did she tell you about the whole date? She told us about the movies, and then she told us about how you guys were, you know, parked in the car making out, and then she told us about how the police showed up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you really wanted to talk about this on the radio. This is I mean, it was kind of rough. Yeah. Yeah, you're on the phone with us now, so you're not

locked up. It can't be that bad. Well, I don't know how comfortable I feel like sharing everything. I mean, I thought Miranda was a really cool girl, and I really I thought we had a great time. Yeah, and she said she had a great time as well. But she's just obviously, if you get arrested on a first date, somebody's going to have questions. Yeah, And can you I mean, can you even imagine that she would even want to

go out with you again? Like if you went out with a girl and she got arrested, you probably wouldn't call her back, Like she's obviously a forgiving person. Yeah, I'm kind of surprised that she called you guys or emailed you guys because they literally took me away and cups. So yeah, I'm kind of shocked. But I think we really got along and there was chemistry for sure. I mean, you're answering the phone now, and she's tried to reach out to you. Why not just call her back if

you liked her so much? Because there's more to it, Like I made a bad mistake a while ago, and I'm still paying for it. And regardless of how much I like Miranda and how good of our date went, like, it's not going to go well because I'm gonna have to pay for the mistakes I've made. And it's all coming back on me now. So just so she knows. I don't know if you're gonna get back to or anything.

But like it's not like I did anything horrible and like there's no like nobody got hurt, nobody got you know, hit or anything like that. Do you mean hit like physically or like you're a mobster and you're talking about like you know somebody no meaning like punched her. And he's like, there was no violence. It was a stupid thing that I did that Like nobody got hurt, like victimless, that's the word. But why why did you just tell her? Like she's obviously a forgiving person, Like if no one

got hurt, right then shouldn't be a big deal. Obviously I'm not a serial Killum, I'm you know, I'm out right now. But I'm gonna have to go away for a while. So like the idea of dating someone or you know, the that's just not going to happen for me, like next year or so too. Maybe it's not gonna be a thing. Like it's not even a possibility. Okay, there's no way you can tell us what you did. Come on, can we guess you guys this is not a game. This is serious. Like, I don't I don't

want to share what I did. It was stupid. I was, I was an idiot. If you want to share it with us, will you share it with Miranda because she's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yes? I am Miranda? You still there? Hi? Well, oh my god, him, I'm Miranda. I'm so sorry because I thought you and I had like an amazing time together and I thought we had chemistry, and I was just it's just horrible luck and stupidity

on my part. Well, people mess up, they make mistakes all the time, and it seems like it's not like you murdered somebody. I didn't. I didn't do anything. No one got hurt like I didn't. Like I've waited so long to meet somebody and we had such a great connection. So if you messed up, I mean, that happens. I just feel like, if you just tell us what happened, what you did, you know I can look beyond that.

I just took it. I was trying to take advantage of a monetary situation that I thought was gonna go the right way, and it didn't it went bad? And did you always know that you were making an illegal decision when you were doing it? You know, when it started off, it seemed like no one's gonna know and no one's gonna get caught. It was like an innocent thing, that like, no one's gonna miss this, and that I

was wrong. I was, I was an idiot. But I mean, Miranda, like, just so you know, I gotta go away for at least eighteen months, I'm not going to be able to date anyone. That's why I didn't call you, because I'm so embarrassed that there's just nothing I can do about this. When you say you can't date anyone else, I mean no, I don't want you dating anywhere else and want you dating me? Are you serious? You can tell from a

first date. So even though Will has to go to jail for at least eighteen months, you still want to date him. I've waited this long, and I really have not had a connection this strong with anyone. I can look past this try. But you don't even really know fully what Will did. Well, nobody was hurt. There weren't

bodies lying anywhere, So that's what he says. I mean you believe in a guy who got arrested on your first date and never called you Like, I mean, I don't think you understand how bad it is dating right out apparently. Well, what do you think about all that? Mariana blown away? Like, I think you and I had such a great connection. I just can't believe that. I am so happy that you feel that way. But I can't ask you to wait for me when I'm behind bars. Yeah, well,

it's my life. It's not like you can tell me who I can fall in love with it. Oh, I'll wait for you. Hey, well when do you have to report? Thirteen days? Thirteen days? Okay? Well between now and thirteen days, would you like to go on a second date with Miranda? We will pay for it. I would love it. I would be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, seriously, you should just date. You should just like move in and for the next thirteen days. I'd be happy to do that. Wow.

So you like the idea of her waiting for you. You just don't want to ask her to do that. I could never ask her to do that, but if she feels the same, like, I feel strongly about Miranda, but I couldn't believe that she really like felt it strongly about it with me, but she felt the same thing I did. But I totally understand that if you change your mind in the next thirteen days or whatever that you don't want to do this, I totally understand,

Like I wouldn't fault you for walking away from me. Well, you don't have to say that, because I know I want to be by your side, and you can take that whole way to the bank. I mean, unless you have issue. It's a bank. You don't even know what is. Well, congratulations Will and Miranda. I guess you guys are going to go out on another date and then Will You're gonna report for your other date that you have coming up and maybe conjugal visits from now until the next

eighteen months. That sounds amazing. I didn't even think that was possible. God, I'm so excited. Thank you. The weirdest start to a love story ever I know. And Will, when you can finally talk about it, will you guys get back to us and let us know seriously. Well, I mean, depending on what's in the testimony or what's left out of the testimony, I will totally tell you all right, sounds great. We'll talk to you about eighteen months,

then maybe earlier. Yeah, depending on behavior. Yeah, thank you guys in the morning. That was a second date update from a while ago. And now for the second date update update, Will and Miranda are actually on the phone with us. Hey, guys, how are you good. We're good. We're good, really good. Okay, Murray and it is still alive, which is a good song. That he wasn't in fact a murderer, like he was one of the options. Well, he's alive too. Oh yeah, so he was. I thought

he had eighteen months. There's a lot of questions here. Well, the last time we talked to you were days away from going to jail for eighteen months. So I'm guessing you're out now. I am out. I got out a few weeks early because I, you know, I good behavior. I did everything right, I kept my piecing cues and okay, well that's great and everything. Congratulations, But what did you do? You still that's what they want to know. Doesn't want to know, you know, I still don't really want to

talk about that. You know. It's something that I, you know, I did, and I you know, I paid my price. I didn't hurt anybody you know directly and or or intentionally hurt anybody. But you know, I just don't I don't really want to talk about it. Oh yeah, he did tell me what he did, but it's not really my place to share. I think it was my last hope. I'm just happy he served his sentence. Then it's back to normal now. So does that normal? Is that you

or dating school? You're together? Well, you did get us another date, so yeah, we took advantage of the the head and it's been good. Oh awesome. Yeah, I mean it was just super special. I mean, you know, being in jail for that long was was horrible. And when Miranda came to take me up, you know, that was a magical moment. And that's when I got to, you know, meet our daughter for the first time. Your daughter. You

guys have a kid. Wait, hold up, you gave us that date and you know you got right there on your second date. We did We did it, bro, This is to us happy my mind? So blood was it was it intentional or was it a surprise? Yeah? No, no, that was not planned. I would not think about getting her pregnant right before going into Okay, a second date, dude,

congratulations that's so cool. That's ad. What is it like right now for you guys down it's pretty great having you know, we're a family now, and you know, I got this beautiful daughter, Caitlin, and Miranda allowed me to name Caitlin, you know, at least her middle name after my salamate in jail. That really kind of looked out for me and like took me on his wings and took care of me when I was there. So that was a real honored It's not like Rhino or something

like what's her bubbles buzzby? His name was Jean, so it kind of were hurt. So our daughter's name is Caitlin Jean, and it really worked and he was really he was really honored when I told him. Awesome, she's got a badass story for her middle name. Yeah, I mean, Miranda, how do you feel about the baby name? Yeah, it

was a little weird. You know. At first, I was like, well, I don't know about this, but I met him and it was nice that that Will had a friend in jail and yeah, he's cool, so I totally didn't mind it. Oh my guys, you guys, so what's the next what's the next? Steps? Like, are We just chilling for a minute with just the baby. Yeah, you guys moving in. Yeah, we've only gone on three dates, so we're gonna take it slow. Okay, only three days a baby with a

felon's name. You might as well take things slow. Slow, Send us a picture of Caitlin Jean. We got someone friend, guys. Ye wouldn't have happen without you, guys, so we appreciate it. All right, Well, thanks a watching you guys, and keep us updated and we'll try to schedule baby number two around your jail time in the future. Okay, makes it easier, for sure, for sure.

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