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Second Date Update UPDATE: Lucky Underwear

Aug 12, 202118 min
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You might remember him as the guy who had to put his underwear in a doggy bag MID date... Andrew is back with Caroline to fill us in on their Second Date and past few months together!

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Second day, We've got an email from a guy who says this might be the most horrifying thing to ever happen on a first date. That's intense. Yeah, that's a big promise to make for one of these. So I don't know. Did he accidentally go to a boy band concert or did his vanilla latte have soy milk instead of almond milk. No. I could only imagine if that happened to me and take me years to get over it and be open to dating again. Yeah, but makes sense. We'll see what it is with one of our listeners

named Andrew. How you doing, Andrew? I'm doing all right. I'm really grateful that you guys are so willing to help me. Okay, it sounds like you're working against Destiny right now. Possibly I'm open to you telling me the truth. Okay. So, what's the name of the woman that you want to call today? Is her name Destiny? Caroline? Caroline Close? Three very blows? How did you meet her? How did you meet Caroline? We met at a barbecue through mutual friends.

We were hanging out as a nice little barbecue and she's just a lovely person. I mean, I just first time I saw her like I couldn't. I couldn't put my finger on it. But she kind of looked like the sister of a celebrity, you know, like she had like did that is a funny thing? I've never heard anyone use that before? Did you tell her that? I kept that to myself. I didn't want to make her feel self fun in anyway, you know, but um, whoa, you look like Jennifer Anderson's Oh my god? So is

this the date? Is the barbecue? No? No, no, no, no no no. So we hit it off there, we wound up exchange in numbers. Where'd you guys go? Would you do? We went to one of my favorite restaurants here intown. It's Italian? So how is dinner? Dinner was great? The story kind of got a little uncomfortable. On the way

to dinner. Oh okay. I picked her up and on the way to dinner, we were stopped at a four way stoplight, and out of nowhere comes this gigantic truck that blew through the stop sign and literally almost died and really really bad. Yeah, but there was no accident. It didn't happen. Luckily, there was no accident. That's terrifying. Dude. Yeah, And in the terror and the excitement of the moment, I peed myself a little bit. What's a little bit

a lot of bit o? Please tell me you were in like black pants or something you wouldn't be able to see it. Yeah, I was wearing dark pants. But the good news was we got out unscathed. We got to the restaurant and I got our table right away. Why wouldn't you just say, you know what, I'm really shaken by that. Can we do this another time? Because men don't get shaken. Brook literally just peed his pants. Finished the date wet pants and all, oh my god,

go home, is what I'm saying. You know he's going on. My pants were actually not that wet, so it was mostly my underwear that took in the blunt umpty it or it's an extra absorbent underwear. Yeah. And I know that they have like pented baby powder in the men's room, so like, I made a bee line right for the restroom. And so what I did was I went the stall, I took my pants off, I took my underwear off, and I asked the attendance to ask the bus boy for a doggie bag for me. Why wouldn't you just

throw away? You're gonna put the dirty underwear at a doggie bag? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. These are my lucky underwear because for the date. Oh my god, clearly they're lucky. You almost died. But I get that. I have a pair of lucky underwear. I would like even if I soiled it, I would not part with it. This is a thing. Yeah, yeah, I have a big show coming up. You should try moving on from the costco pack of twenty granny panties. Brook. I'm telling you,

it's going to change your life anyway. Anything. Yeah, anyway, So Andrew, you saved your underwear and then you went back to the date. Yes, so I got the underwear in the doggie bag. I go back to the table. Everything was totally fine. We had a great time. It was amazing. And then you know, we didn't finish our food, so we got some of it packed up we drove home. That was never a mention of any of it. But when I dropped her over her house, she took the

wrong doggy bag. Good lord. Yeah, one of them had the food and one of them had my lucky underwear. Did you know it at the time? I didn't know it until I was on my way driving away and oh no. So I pulled over and I texted, whatever you do, Caroline, do not open the doggy bag. Oh no, you had your pea panties at um More. She's gonna open them. Yeah, dude, if she called you back, if you heard anything or did she pass out from the smell,

I haven't heard a thing. You are a mess. You've given us a challenge today, Andrew, and you know what, We're going to rise to the challenge. Okay, at the very least, I need my lucky underwear back. It's a reconnaissance mission if nothing else, and it could be collateral in this. But first of all, play a song, will come back. We'll call Caroline, We'll try and get you

a second date update. Okay, oh thank you. Okay, hold on, you're in the middle of a second date update update, and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you. Here Part two, Oh young love. So much beauty in it. There's laughter, gorgeous weather, and the scent of urine wafting through the air. That's what we're talking about today with a guy named Andrew. And I'm being serious about the urine. It was wafting, but it was not his fault. Isn't that right, Andrew? Yeah, yeah,

but it wasn't his fault. I will back him on that one. Not his fault because while Andrew was driving to the restaurant, he had a near accident with a truck which fightened him and it forced a little bit of years to come out. But the weird part of the night was that at the very end of the evening, his date, Caroline, took out a doggie bag of what she thought was her leftover food, but it actually had Andrew's soiled underwear inside of it. Oh. Sorry, his lucky

soiled underwear. He didn't throw it away because it is his lucky pair. Now, Andrew, when we call Caroline, I just want you to know, I'm not gonna mention the underwear thing. What you have to know. Yeah, she opened the doggie bag. It was at her house. We don't know if she's opened it yet. I'm sorry you really think she didn't open it. She could smell it. When someone says all caps, do not open that no matter what, you have to absolutely, absolutely you are under contract to

open it. Yes, I'm not going to mention it. Okay, Andrew, because you know what, you and I have something called trust. And I know that Brooke and Jose may not trust you or trust Caroline, but I do. Yeah. I think we did bond on the lucky underwear topic. Here's the saying, Andrew, you went wrong the first time by not aboarding the date once you pied yourself. Okay, now you just have to lay it all out there. She's going to understand.

I was actually trying to own up to it that night, but she didn't answer any of my calls or tech whatever you guys can do to help me. He's great. Okay, Well, let's dial her phone number right now and see if we can get you your second date update. You ready, Yeah, I won't say anything. Okay, well, thank you. You will have to say something eventually, but you just let me know when I can. Okay, Okay, I give you permission. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak

to Caroline please? This is Caroline. Hi Caroline, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're calling you today because we're doing some called a second date update. Okay, now you're on too, all right, Okay, it's fun. We just try to have a good time. Yeah, if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll get in touch with him for you to figure out the

reason why. And so the guy that wants to get in touch with you, his name is Andrew. And Andrew told us a little bit about your date that night, and he thought he had a really good time with you and that you guys connected. But he isn't one hundred percent sure why you're not calling him back, and he'd like to get an answer on that. Okay. Well, at the start, I thought that he seemed like a good guy, But now I think that maybe he just he was a different sort of guy than what my

first impression was. Did he do something It sounds like you think he's a bad dude? Now? Is that? Am I reading that right? I guess I just had like a gut ceiling and then something later like proved that to be true. Okay, can you elaborate? He tried to do this really weird like sexual thing to me. Well, when I came home, he had given me a bag like with his t rex underwear in it. Oh no, did you say t Rex. Oh yeah, they had like little t rexis on. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay,

that is so embarrassing. How did it make you feel? Well, it was just creepy, Like I didn't Yeah, I don't know what he did with them or like it them, so they like kind of smelled and then he like kept trying to call me, which has even creepier. I mean, Caroline, I understand. I would have been totally freaked out. I would have even been scared if some dude gave me

his underwear in a bag. But yeah, I definitely thought it was sort of suggestive, like here, your leftover is coming some more all I mean, but it makes sense, but it's not it's not what he meant, Caroline, Oh my gosh, how do you know what he meant? I mean, did he tell you guys about it? Yeah, he told us a little bit about it, But I feel like it would be best coming directly from him, Yes, because he actually is on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. No, wait, he's actually on

the other line. Yeah, you've got you've got to hear him out. I would not let you talk to some creep. He's given you dirty underwear, I promise Andrew you there. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Hey hey Caroline, Hi, I cannot believe that I made you think that about me. This is a huge misunderstanding. Okay, well then what are you saying you were doing? Okay? So, oh my god, you're

so embarrassed and I don't believe you so embarrassed. Yeah. So, um, you remember on our way to the restaurant when we almost got hit by that truck mum, And I mean I did some pretty decent maneuvering in the car and we got out of that situation a lot, real hero. It was a fast and the furious type situation. Yeah, thanks well for the assists there. But I am not used to being in that kind of situation and nothing like this has ever happened to me before. But my

reaction physically was uncontrollable peeing. So while we were in that situation, I had an accident. Yeah, that doesn't explain why you gave me your underwear in a bag. We went to the restaurant, I immediately went to the bathroom. I took those underwear off and I put them in a doggy bag. Why didn't you throw them away? Oh? Because they're my lucky underwear and they're special to me and I didn't want to lose them. What what a dolt has lucky underwear? That's what I said. All the

guys that we're going to show have lucky underwear. I didn't believe it either, but they all stand by it. Are they all like dinosaur theme? No? No, minor checkered whatever that's Jeff for. You got skateboards on yours? Say they're all white Calvin kleins. But that's not the point. The point is, Caroline, that you weren't meant to get the underwear. It was an accident, That's what I think Andrew was building up towards. Yeah, so I put my underwear in the doggie bag. You brought your food home.

You were supposed to go home with your food. I was supposed to go home with my lucky drawers. And here we are now, and I just, uh, I'd love another chance. All right, So we're all good now, Caroline, you get it. I don't think I believe you, Like, let's say that sad like exactly what I thought you did,

which is this like cleepy suggestive gesture. Jotie, think that it would be like kind of a great way like to cover that up by like calling a radio station and making up this a third story the accident you were in it. You were almost in the accident, right that really? I mean, I see what you're saying, Carolyn, and I know that I know that we're all jaded out there. But why would he call in and just humiliate himself on the radio like that's that's an embarrassing

story him. I'm sorry he wet himself and he wears t Rex underwear, Like if he wanted to pull a sexy move, I'm hoping that that wouldn't be his underwear of choice. The whole thing is, we're getting off point here, Caroline. He did not mean for you to get that underwear. That was a total accident. He even sent you a text message telling you not to open it and called you and you disobeyed him. Anyway, Now with that being said,

would you like to go on a second date? We'll pay for it, Caroline, Remember me opening the windows after the accident. It was really cold outside, but I had the windows open. That's till and what if he agrees to not wear any underwear on the next day, so that way you couldn't get a weird gift from him. I will do whatever Caroline says, but yes, I can go commando. All right, Caroline, come on, um, okay, I will go, but I swear to God if I get home and any of your articles of clothing have made

it into my car, that's that. Don't try calling a radio show to get another day again. That is a deal. And I want you to know that I think you're a very special person. So you are worth all of this. So let's try to start fresh and maybe we'll just have a funny story to tell down the line. All right, Well, successful second date update. Congratulations Andrew, thank you, Thank you proved me wrong? All right? Definitely, and Andrew, what you just said before was definitely not creepy at all. But

what part broke and Jeffrey in the morning. That was a second date update from a few months ago, Guys, a crazy one. And we've got Andrew and Carolyn back on the phone once again to let us know what's happened. Since how are you guys doing? Hi guys, Hey, Andrew, are you there? And what underwear are you wearing? I'm here and I've showered and was good to go. All right, all right, So what's been going on with you guys? Um? Things have been going really well. I've been dating the

last few months. Yeah, yeah, but there is some news I want. Just got a pretty amazing job offer and another city. Good for you, congratulate. Yes, Wait, how does Andrew feel about that? Well? I mean our plan is to keep dating long distance. Well, Carolyn, you know, since I work remote now, I can pretty much live anywhere in the world that I want. I want to come with you. I want to move with you to this new city and be with you. Oh my god, it's

been like only six months. Are you serious, Carolyn? If you leave and I don't come with you, who is gonna make coffee for you in the morning? You know, you also know that I'm a machine when it comes to making coffee. Wow, Okay, it sounds like you guys have a lot to talk about. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to pressure you here, but which way are you leaning? I mean I think i'd be up that. Yeah, Oh my god, Yeah, congratulations you two. I mean, that's

really exciting news, I think. I mean, I'm surprised and a little throne but excited. Yeah, all right, guys, hoop us updated and enjoy Hastings, Nebraska or wherever it is. You guys are to wash his underwear. We're trying not to bring that up, but Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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