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Second Date Update UPDATE: Let Me Buy You a Car

May 11, 201721 min
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Whenever we check our Facebook, Twitter, or any social media... people always want stuff from the show. Autographs, personal appearance, pictures of Jubal slam dunking a watermelon... but the most requested thing we've had in the last year... is about a couple who agreed to go out again, in a second date update... You may remember it as the girl who was offered a CAR... Well, this is an UPDATE for you on where they are at today... On a Second Date Update UPDATE.

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Speaker 1

Rooking Jules Second date update. A guy named Roger is on the phone today to do a second date update. And Roger, after reading your email, I've decided that if you don't get a date with the girl that you want to call today, I will gladly volunteer my services and go on a date with you because you sound look I'm taking I have a girlfriend, but you sound like the kind of guy that I could spend a weekend with. Definitely, Well, I'll keep that in mind, but

I don't know if you're my type. Smart man, smart man, I've changed a lot of people's opinions about me over my time on this planet. Roger, and maybe you and I can, maybe if you could give me some concert tickets, I don't know. Let's get into your date though. Tell us about the girl that you want to call today. Well, her name's Monica. I met her a couple of weeks ago. I was out at a cocktail bar with one of my friends and we were drinking and he had to

leave early. But I saw that the cocktail racist she was smoking hot, So you know, I've decided to stay for a little bit, have a couple of dreams over tip. You know, get her attention. Yeah, yeah, because I'm sure she never gets that ever as a hot cocktail waitress, you never know. Yeah. Well, we started having like the best conversation ever. We started talking about sitcom that we wish we'll come back on television. That's actually that's a

good icebreaker. Yeah, that's amazing. I hope they remake Golden Girls because that was like one of my favorite shows. I'd love to see a remake of Golden Girls. Yes, Blanche was so high. Do we need to do the second day? Up? Dator? Can we just have this conversation now so though we'll stay focused? All right? All right, yeah, you're gonna have a hard time doing that, Roger. But where to be boring? Roger? Yeah yeah, but we have

like a great time or with an amazing conversation. We actually closed down the place I got to stay with it to a closing. Yeah, well, okay, so how long did you stay? Because I've been in the situation where you haven't drinks with a friend, they leave, and then you hang out at the bar for a little while and make friends with the staff. But there gets to be a point where it's an okay amount of time for you to be there by yourself, and then there's a point where you've been there way too long and

now you're the creepy dude. No, it was only like two hours. I wasn't there to like to the sun rolls or anything like that. It was just two hours. And was this your date? Or did you ask her out on a real date after this? Well, we just met like this was opening gamut? But um, you know it was. The conversation was going well, we were joking around, So I asked her out on a real date. Okay, And what did you guys do for your date? We didn't get to cloud on the date. She wouldn't go

on that date with me. Why what did you? Was she busy or something? Um, she didn't feel comfortable with the date suggestion I came up with. I suggested somewhat of an e strafficking date, like what like a helicopter ride? No? No, no, I had a little bit of drink, so I probably shouldn't have asked this, But I asked to take a trip. Would be to the Mediterranean. Wad did you just say Mediterranean for a first date? Yeah? Absolutely, And that's why I was saying that if you can't go out with

her on a second date. I would gladly go to the Mediterranean with you. There's no shame in my game. There's no shame in mind either. That's why I asked you never know a tea. So wait, did you already have a trip planned and you were going solo and you needed a partner? Or were you just gonna go buy tickets on a whim for both of you? Tickets on the whim? You know, it's not unlike spontaneity. Wow? Did she say no to that or did she think about it? At first? She thought I was joking, but

I was serious. So if she would have said yes, you would have literally bought tickets to the Mediterranean and taking her on vacation with you. Absolutely, we'll be on the beach and waltza right now. You honestly think it's a good idea for a woman who just met a stranger at a bar to agree to go halfway across the world alone with him. I don't see a problem in it. No, how what should I do? Take on the first date and invite her Alpha bears? Every guy

does that. Yeah, it's definitely a way to set your off apart. So she obviously said no to that. Yeah, she said no, yeah, no, And I haven't heard her spoken to her since she hasn't returned my text so my voicemails or anything. Oh, I would be totally freaked out by you. Yeah, but not like ghosts. Yeah, you're moving way too fast, way too quick. If we're talking Mediterranean the first time we meet, it's going to be marriage and babies by the third date. I just believe

life is to be lived. You know, I have some family members that left me pretty well off. Oh, and uh, you know, I want to enjoy it with someone. I don't see the problem. Okay, I've never dated a rich man, so that's the problem. I'd never say it rich. I'm way fast that. Yeah, man, you're just making yourself just more appealing to me. You got to stop this, Roger. There's rich and then there's wealthy. So have you've tried to call her a bunch and she hasn't returned any

of your phone calls at all? Yeah, an text? Nothing, And the only reason you can think of is because you probably scared her off by offering her a trip to the medic rain in right when I make it's too much. I think it's too much. Everybody loves the rainbows, right, but when they see the pot of goat at the end of the rainbow, they get scared. I guess I'm guessing you, being the wealthy man that you are, don't

get turned down very often. Absolutely not. But this girl was different, and I want to spoil you and take care of her, and I just need the opportunity. Okay, Well, we'll give you that opportunity. We'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, if we don't go to the chip, I'm buying the radio station. Congratulations. I would love to work for you, absolutely all right.

Hang on the phone, man, Okay, looking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update, And if you're just tuning in, Roger is on the phone, and today he wants to call a girl named Monica. He was actually out at a bar having drinks with a friend, and his friend left and he hung out for a little while, got to know the cocktail waitress

that's Monica. And he thinks he's not getting a call back because at the end of the night before he after he got her phone number, and then he offered her a trip. It's a beautiful Mediterranean where you'll be whisked away from your job as a cocktail waitress and get to spend a week getting to know Roger. Roger's a mild mannered guy who likes old TV sitcoms, loves himself, some golden girls, and some my ties in the Mediterranean. All right, Roger, are you ready to go with your

second date up day? Yes, let's get my girl. No, Roger, you say you're really wealthy. Yes, actually more than that. But I'm trying to play it down for you guys. Do I mean, do you think that maybe a woman doesn't want to have a sugar daddy like, because that's what it sounds like you're trying to be to her. To me now, I'm not looking up to be a sugar daddy. I just want someone that I could spoil and take care of and show a good time. That's it. And I feel like that was her. I really really

liked her, you know. Funny thing aside, I really liked her a lot. Okay, cool, Well, that her phone number right now and see if we can get her on the phone and get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right, we go by the way second day update costs one hundred and fifteen thousand. I don't have any cash on me. Convenient Roger wal Convenient checks, you can wire it. Hello. Hi is Monica. There is Monica. Hey Monica,

how are you? My name is Jebil and I host a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Uh okay, what can I help you with? Well, I wanted to call you today because I actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. You probably have the wrong number. Are you cocktail waitress? Yes? Okay? Did you meet a guy the other night at the bar who offered you a trip to the Mediterranean? Is this a joke? No, it's not. That's very specific stuff.

And that's the Monica that I specific. That's why I'm a little freaked out. So how do you know all this? Well? I know all that because we actually talked to that dude. Who are you? Yeah, Jebel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. The statement didn't make it more normal. Yeah, okay. And there's a lot of people there, so I don't understand what's I'm pardon me, I don't know I did this seems like this is very strange. We do, I'll explain. We do a segment

on our show called the second Date Update. Okay, it's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh, it's fabulous. Okay. Now, you didn't technically go out on a date with this guy. His name's Roger. Did you know that. Yes, I know

who you're talking about. Okay, you didn't technically go on a date with him, but he told us about how he met you that evening when you were working, and he really liked you, and he thinks he kind of screwed it up at the end because he offered to take you to the Mediterranean right after you, guys, met That is true, So he called you, guys, Yes, he emailed us actually to see if that's the reason you didn't like him. And you don't think that's weird. Oh

my god. I told him. I told him that it was totally crazy and that I would never recommend any single woman going overseas with a man that they don't know. Yeah, and also, it's crazy to call a radio station to call me or email a radio station to call me too. Well, we've been doing this segment for a while now. I know it's kind of weird to get a call out of the blue from a radio station. But he really liked you, though. Did you actually like him when you

were talking to him before the whole Mediterranean thing? I mean, without a long grade, he was very handsome and you know, very nice. But I mean it's a bar I'm working and you meet a lot of nice people that say outlandish things. When he said Mediterranean, I thought, you know, falafels, but he actually met the Mediterranean. What did you think when he brought that up after he met you? Did you think that he was joking? Of course, I think

he probably asked everybody to go to Mediterranean. It just seemed weird. According to him, he doesn't ask everybody to go to the Mediterranean. It was just you he wanted to take there. Yeah, you guys believe him too. Of course you would say that's you. I don't know more than you do, but he sounded sincere to me. He cannot be serious. I mean, he just met me. It's

a very expensive trip. Well, Monica, I know how to tell if he is serious because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to Oh my god, hey Roger. Yeah I'm here. Yeah, oh god, I'm Monica. How are you shock? I'm fired for the shock. I know it might be a bit much for you, and I do apologize. Maybe I shouldn't have said the Mediterranean. Maybe I should have said Miami or a Caribbean or someplace like that, some place closer. I don't think that

was the problem. No, that was weird to even invite me on a trip at all. You said, just like dinner. Yeah, okay, we could do dinner. We could just go to the Mediterranean at dinner to come back, all right. I apologize? Am I coming on too strong again? So? I mean, I mean that just seems so crazy to me. You just seem like, I don't know, dangerous, dangerous, way go go with somebody I just met to the Mediterranean. I mean about that. That doesn't seem odd to you. Listen,

I apologize. I know you don't know me that will. But I'm a man of means and that's just something that's normal for me to do. Take a trip, go here, go there, no big thing. But I think you're a very special girl, and I want to show you that. Wow. Um well, um, I appreciate that, and I mean that's I I'm not in any position to just take off, and you know, I'm happy for you that you can do that. It just seems Listen, if there's a problem about taking off from work, I could buy the restaurant

to give you all the days. Oh my god. That sounds crazy, crazy, yes, but part like, there's part of me that wants to tell you, like go, And there's another part of me that wants to say, Roger, you can't just buy women. That's not how it works. I'm not trying to buy love. I'm trying to buy a restaurant too. Totally different, Monica. You gotta give it to Roger. He's at least funny. Yeah, it's very funny. That's what we talked so long that night. All Right, Well, I

propose a compromise. Let's go out on a date. I would, but it just I mean, it seems you seem very um extreme and hold on, hold on, you haven't heard my whole entire offer. We won't try or go anywhere one and two if you like the date or not or we'll see each other again afterwards a pot. I'll give you a car, any car you want. Oh my god, no way. If you think as a joke, I'll put the car in your name. Oh god, you can't take that. St feel forever indebted to you. That's not a way

to start a healthy relationship. Well what's a good way to start a healthy relationship? Get drunk and hook up in the back of a car. Option. Listen, I'll show up to the date in your new car with ribbon and bull a round it. And if you don't like me, I'll have my Chaufa pick me up and take me home. Oh my god, that is quite the offer. There is no way you're serious. Right now, I'm totally serious. I'll send the d to the radio station. They could see that it's in your name, and I'll send the title

off me to the radio station. They could verify it. And if you like or don't like me, the car's yours, no matter what. So you're offering her a car for a date, not just I'll car any CARSI wants. Oh man, Okay, I'm excited. I don't even know what to say. I mean, I should say yes, I think, but Monica, would you go on a second date with Roger? We'll pay for dinner. It sounds so lame now, but Roger's offering you a car if you'll go out with him. I don't know.

This is the craziest thing that has ever happened to me, exactly, So you might as well jump on this front train. It gets the betterroom. This is spart Yeah, I don't what are you going to fire next to private jet? Like? Listen, make your next movie your best move? What do you think, Monica? He is offering me a car, any car that I want, just to go on one date with him. Yeah, that's exactly what it is, Okay, Monica, it's one date, one date and a new car. And not only a new car.

I'll fill up the guess pay and that's really expensive. I just I think you're going down a slippery slope if you do it. If you say yes, it sounds so good, But I just I don't think so slippery slope made the money. Baby. Stop stop trying to throw a monkey rinch in everything. Oh my gosh, what do I do? I don't know. You have to decide for yourself. I think curiosity has gotten the best of me, I'm gonna say yes, Yes, successful second date. Congratulations Roger, thank

you very much. Yeah, and Monica even more congratulations to you. We don't get a lot of people saying yes to the second dates because they're usually weird. I guess what it takes is somebody getting a car in order to make it happen. They don't refuse. Yeah, I am freaking out right now this is actually happening. Well, will you guys keep us updated on what happens please? Okay, will you send us pictures of her new car? Oh my gosh? All right, Well, hey Roger, before we go, I do

have a question for you. Yes, do you need any friends? You guys are my friends? Now? Okay, broken Jewil in the morning. Are you just heard one of the craziest second date updates we have ever had? And now it's time to get an update from that couple to find out how they're doing now, I think, first of all, we just have to go right to Monica and say, Monica, did you really get a car and what kind of car was it? Well? Okay, so I did what? Oh my god, it really happened. I'm sorry, just idea. I'm

still freaking out over that. Oh yeah, of course it really happened. Are you kidding me? Keep problem? What kind of car did you get? Well? Camp saying whatever you want, whatever you want, like I really want like a land Rover or test La. Yeah, but I thought, oh, you know, I'm gonna get a toy to camera. That's more reasonable that I didn't want to take advantage. Okay, and there's a new car or a used car, brand new, brand new, that's still awesome. Yeah, and the things don't work out,

you can always drive uber with it. Yeah, a couple levels. Did he get you a camera? Yep? So he picks me up for our date and he's in the brand new camera. Oh my god? What word? What was going through your mind? I was shocked, and I was excited, of course, but I was shocked. I thought, why, he's really a man of his word, you know. And the life place, the life and place. They're fresh and had the dice in a mirror. Even so, what did you guys end up doing? Well? He drove me to this pizzeria.

We both loved that Berni pizza. Not just any pizzeria though, it's one of my favorite pizzerias in town. So I decided I'll rent it out for the day. Let it will just be her and I there. Yeah, wait, you could just take her to a pizza place. You had to rent the whole pizza place out. Yeah you know, I don't want other people intofearing on our first day. Okay. Yeah, and I get the feeling that you guys are definitely still together because only rich people actually called a pizzeria

the Cheff just for us. The whole place was empty, it was just us. They had nice music going, and the ambiance was fabulous. It was very classy. Okay, so obviously you were a little smitten on the date. A little bit smits not any kind of pizzerie is not the kind of pizza you weak with your hands. We actually use the night for Okay, now I'm starting no, but um, we had a really good time. But then next day I got a call from the car lot

asking how they wanted to make arrangements for payments. Who Yeah, so now you're like, okay, it was too good to be true. This guy just leased a car in my name and now I have to annie up for all of it. Yeah. I was so mad. So I took the car back to the car lot, and I was like, I did not find anything. I did, this is ridiculous, and left it there so you don't have anymore. So that's it. So you just returned the car and you guys know, no, See what had happened was the car

people messed up. They were supposed to contact me for the payments. I don't know why they contacted her, and you know it's a big misunderstanding. But then she rushed and took the car back, which was like, wow, wait, so the cars returned. Nobody has the car anymore though, No, the camera is gone. She returned it too soon. And oh yeah, of course, now you're saying the payments were supposed to come to me after the car got returned.

I see how you're rolling. Yeah. I made it up for it though, because I was so upset that we had to return to camera. I just went out and got our brand with BMW. What oh god? Really well, I was so concerned with the camera people, you know, it just made me upset. So I said whatever, I picked up one day thicker to get a BMW, paid all cash for it. That way we will have to prop again. You are now driving a BMW that the repo man is not going to come get yep. All right,

and have you guys continued any romantic relationship? Were you just buying cars we went out on I would say five more days and now finally we're finally going to take our Mediterranean trip really? Uh yes, the summer. Okay, But be honest, do you actually like him? I just want to know, because all we've been talking about is free cars and restaurants that are running out in Mediterranean trips. Yes, of course. I mean he's handsome, he's funny. We know

we have good chemistry. He's very romantic. I like him, and he has some substance to him too. All right, Wow, you take a lot of convinction. I mean the car rend pizzeria isn't enough. It just an't sounds too good to be true. I think you know how you convince her get our car? Yeah? Yet a car. I'm sure she'll be very happy. Yeah, but if I get our car, the people are going to call her to set up payments afterwards. Congratulations you guys, and glad things have worked

out for you. I didn't start following you guys on Instagram or something because I think that you have a life. I'm jealous of. I'm not quite sure yet. Well, it's Roger and Monica BMWA Instagram,

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