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Second Date Update UPDATE: Drive-By Egging

Oct 14, 202117 min
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About a year ago, two of our listeners went on an unconventional Halloween-themed date and came to us for a Second Date Update...And they've been together ever since! They've even started a new annual tradition because of it, and are back on the show to tell us what it is and how they've been doing!

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Second D day. I want to know from the ladies in the room, how do you feel if a guy offers to take you out on a date but doesn't want to tell you where you're going or what you're doing beforehand? That fun were creepy? Are you talking to me? I can never tell when you say I kind of you are? You know? What effort? I think it? Surprises are great first date. It can be kind of a gamble depending on where you met the person. What if he offers to blindfold you and duct tape your hands

together so your arms don't get tired? Yeah, that's second to end. Well, I'm going to say, I hope you have may well, that's what happened for one of our listeners named Miya. But she got duct Well, no, she's still in the trunk. No, not the blindfold and duct tape part, the surprise part of the day. Oh god good, and she wants our help right now? Ama, Hi, guys, how are you? Oh my god, it does sound like she's in a trunk somewhere. Just kick the tail light out. Yeah, hilarious.

So we'll tell us a bit about the guy that you went out with. What's his name? His name is justin and technically we had two dates. The first date was a zoom date, which is you know, always interesting, a little awkward, a little like what's going on? But yeah, that was your first date. There was another date after that. Yeah. So we ended up deciding, okay, let's meet up. Let's

do this in person. So I got in the car and it was you know, he's really cute in person, and I could feel that, like there was definitely chemistry between us. And then he looked in the backseat and I was like okay, And I look in the backseat and there are three boxes of eggs of eggs, like, yeah, eggs, and I was like a scrambling them like I don't understand. Yeah, I'm curious. And then he goes, we're gonna do a

drive an egg situation because Halloween is really close. And I was like what wait, Like, you're gonna go egg people's houses? Oh drive by? Yeah? Are you for real? He really honestly wanted to go egg people's houses. Well kind of he had a different spin on it, so hear this out, Okay, So he said to me, let's go egg certain buildings and things like that, just to like let all of like our anxiety and anger out

because it's been a crazy year. So you're going out with a guy to throw eggs because he has pin up rage. I'm seeing red flex, but I don't know. Girls always like the bad boy, bad boy with a box of eggs, not the mentally unstable guy, though, like there's a difference. It surminds me of saying my little brother would do. Yeah. I mean you were gamecase. You obviously liked it at the start. I was like I

didn't know what to expect. I was just like, Okay, I guess I'll try this as there'll be a great story later on to my friends like I don't know, okay, so where did you go? We ended up driving to his dentist's office and he was angry because they overcharged him for a crown. He just put in this is weird now, it's like he's actually seeking revenge way too expensive. I agree, I agree, But think how was like, what

is going on? I was It was one of those things where like I saw that he was exhilarated and like he was really letting it out, but also a part of me was just like is this normal or is this not normal? On the first charged for a crowd. We're gonna go with that. But it made you kind of want to do it, huh. I mean yeah, he looked like he was like really letting it out, and I was like, well, I got some things, I mean

I want to let out. I was like, I guess I'm on this trip anyway, so might as well just participate. So we went to my old office and I got some eggs and I started just throwing it on the side. And then we went to my ex boyfriend's house. And that's that's crazy. You shouldn't be talking about X let a load stalking them at their house and egging them. But we did it, okay it I mean, how did you feel to egg your ex boyfriend's house? To be honest,

it was actually kind of cathartic. I could actually see that feeling really really nice. We also went to the bank and egg the bank because they denied me for a loan two weeks ago, and I'm so angry. Yeah, right now, I kind of liked it. Is that weird? I mean, he obviously like got the passion going in you, and I think that's the key to having a great first date. True. So did you guys end up egging each other maybe at the end of the evening, a

little sensual eggain, a little interest. I mean a part of me would have been down for that for sure at that point. But he drove me home and I asked him if he once come aside, and he said no, that he had to go home and he's really tired. Okay, haven't heard from him then, man, I mean, you guys have so much in common, so it's weird. Yeah, it's definitely an unconventional first date, but I can definitely see

the romance in it too. I don't know, man, it's just so much like negativity and like you're still hung up on your ex obviously. I think there's a lot of reasons why he wouldn't be calling you back. Okay, Well, who's being negative now? Like he didn't go to his ex's house, like the ex house. Do you think that that's where you went wrong? I want to you right now, Okay, Okay, I understand, Okay, I get what you guys are saying. But he made me feel some type of way, like

almost like being bad never felt so good. I don't know. I just want to talk to him again. I think that's yeah, I mean too. So let's call this bad boy. We're gonna play a song. Come back, and we'll call Justin and try and get your second date update. All right, Okay, you're in the middle of a second date update update. We're gonna find out how the couple is doing right after you here Part two. Who doesn't love a good

Halloween themed date? You know, for some people that might mean a fun trip to the pumpkin patch, or maybe a romantic hay ride through a cornfield at sunset, or maybe just cuddling up on the couch listening to shrieks as Jason Vorhees terrorizes an entire town. That's fun. But for one of our listeners, Mia, she went on a Halloween themed date where they drove around egging businesses that

wronged them. Oh Man and her ex boy and her ex boyfriend did that with a guy named Justin, and she was a little bit skeptical about doing it at first, but as the night went on and more eggs were flying, she got more and more into it ended up having a really nice time with him. But now he's not calling her back. Oh, you know, I can't believe he's

not calling you back. Like the ability to pick a woman up with eggs in your back seat and say we're doing this and for you to be game and now he's not calling you back is pretty mess Yeah, one d Yeah, how are you feeling about this? Mia? I just want to know what did I do that he's not calling me back? Now? Have you thought that he's in jail? Honestly, it's crossed my mind. Okay, yeah, maybe they got plate or something totally that does not

bash imagine him. You could incriminate yourself by doing this phone call. The police could find you, and you really don't want to find yourself in jail telling the other inmates when they ask what are you in for? All right, leave it to beaver. Let's see where Justin's out. We're gonna die his number right now, okay, okay, all right, here we go. He Hello, Hi? Is this Justin? Um? Yeah, Hi Justin. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Um,

I'm I'm good, I'm sorry. Who's this? My name's Jeffrey work on a morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm here with the whole team. Brooke Jose Electus is here too. Okay, Uh, why are you calling me? I'm calling you because somebody told us that you're kind of a bad bull slattered. I just heard it in his voice. Yeah, I guess, Yeah, I guess

I'm kind of a bad boy. Yeah, and some houses lately. Look, man, the reason that we're calling is we're doing something called a second day update, And what that is is if you go out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. Okay, based on what I've told you so far about being a bad boy in the dates, do you have any idea who I might

be calling about? I mean, I've got to hope about who you might be calling about. I guess Oh, okay, that's a good sign. Who do you think it is? It? Mia? It is mia O. Wait? So yeah, if you why aren't you calling her back? Well? I mean, like, look, we had a good time on her date and like she's fun, like high energy. You know. It really just goes for things all stuff that I yeah, I love and somebody I'm dating. Yeah, she told us all about your drive by egging date for Halloween. Oh my god,

No she didn't. She could tell you guys all that. Yeah she did. Oh my god. I have to ask what was going through my Like you're picking up this woman that you barely know, and you're like, oh, hopefully she's into egging three dozen? Yeah. Well, like I said, even when we talked the first time, she seemed fun and like spontaneous, and I was like, worst case scenario, I can I can kind of play it off like I was joking and I was just gonna make like

a bunch of omelets or something. If she was super not into it, you know, Okay, But yeah she was like she was, she was down for it. I love that. Yeah. So if if everything went well and she obviously enjoyed herself, then why are you not calling her back? Well? Um, the sure version is like I made a mistake early on, and I didn't want to make things worse for her worse? What what do you mean worse? Like I mean in your egg crime spree or whatever you call it, How

does it get worse? Like what's next? You're gonna go throwing knives at businesses? Yeah, you wouldn't believe how much a dozen knives were. Oh wait what? Okay, yeah, I was joking me too, I was I was joking because you were joking. Okay. Yeah, So I messed up at the dentist office and they caught my license played on camera. Yeah, I knew you were gonna get caught. Yeah, So what happened, Like, did the cops actually get involved with an egging at

a dentist office? Yeah? I mean, you know, I've been talking to the police and stuff, and we were in the middle of dealing with that. Um But if for a bad boy like you, was used to dealing with the police all the time, huh deal. No, I mean that's the thing I'm not. But one of the things that I do know is snitches get stitches. So I've been doing my best to like not bring me into this too, Like I don't want to rat her out and make her life bad because she like decided to

do something I wanted to do. So I'm kind of forcibly laying her low. You know. So they don't connect us to each other. They're like tapping your cell phone seeing who you're calling, to see who else is involved in this egg industry. You sound like, do you sound like the dorkiest criminal I've ever And I don't mean that it like in a mean way, but like, what is going on? Man? Do you regret doing the egging? Don't you think it's a bad way to start a relationship.

I mean, no, the egging was awesome. I got zero regrets there. Obviously I regret getting caught, but like in terms of dates, that was one of the best dates I've ever been on. Oh no, we are not encouraging this behavior. It's gonna be great. Well, I've got some bad news for you. Man. Snitches get stitches, Jeffrey. Yeah, the cops are actually listening in on this phone call. No, the cops aren't, but Mia is listening and wants to talk to you. Wait what on the phone? Yep, gosh,

Hi Justin, Hey, Justin. I have such a good time with you, and like you really like are a bad boy, and like it makes me feel like like am I a bad girl? Like I don't know, I just feel like, oh, you're a bad girl, man, And you know it, the voice just got higher. I know that's what happened. Oh see, and he's not only a bad boy, but he's protecting you. From jail. Oh my god, it's like a romance novel. I mean, do you believe in Mia? Do you think that's why he's not calling you back? Yeah, I mean

I just like, I totally get it. But I would love to spend more time with you if you're down. I mean, yeah, obviously, I totally want to hang out with you. I'm just waiting for the funds to get off my back so we can hang out. I should look look out, me and the coppers are on his tail. So Justin, here's the deal. We would love to send you and Mia out on one more date, one more

legal date. Can we say that whatever you guys want to do, we'll pay for it, Okay, I mean yeah, obviously I would take her out anyway, So this is a bonus date. Can you like put the date money in like a big cloth sack and we can pick it up at a drug just as long as you share your mug shot with us at the end of the day. Congratulations you two. Thanks guys, and Justin, I just want to let you know whatever you want to do, I'm up for anything, So let's go. Oh my god,

this is trouble knowing him. He's like Oh, we're gonna put too much air in people's tires. Ha ha. That'll teach him. They're gonna go jaywalking together. Look out, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. All right, it's a second date update update A right, and Justin just sent us an email saying he spent one day in jail because of the egging, but he never turned Mia in and now they're both back on to give us an update. How's prison life, guys? I made you know, obviously, it's

made me super stuck tough. I can tell from your giggle. Yeah, you sound like a man. So what's going on with you too? How how's the relationship going? Are you still together? Well, ever since our first egging together, we've been going out and we just moved in together and really happy. I can't believe you've waited for him after his prison time. I know that's some discipline. Yeah, wow, it's a long time. Oh that's so sweet. I gotta give you guys huge

props and say thank you. Like I never ever would have gone out with her again. I was gonna ignore her forever, you know, to keep her, keep her out of trouble. And this has been super great. Oh, yeah, well you owe us, so it's cool. Well, you know, I got a dozen eggs with your name on them. Oh that's sweet. I'd be honored. Eggs sir. So, have you guys committed any other crimes? Keep your relationship alive? We went to my excess house and egg dis just

randomly and actually to celebrate. It was our one year stating eggs aversary, if you will. Okay, okay, that is like the tradition. Yeah, yeah, we want to go to that house and egget every year. I don't even know if I lived there anymore. It's just at this point it's our thing, you know, whatever for you romantic? Why is it cute? I don't know. Yeah, all right, we'll definitely keep us updating you guys. Thank guys, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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